#scp wettle

[mavlotov]

commission for @thepinkestpug !! < 3

[rosy-fox-art]

Hey there! Happy pride SCP fans! Have another group drawing and probably the worst 682 drawing I’ve ever done lmao. Hope you have a lovely month! But also please do not forget queer Palestinians and their struggle, and do not let cooperate Pride distract from the crisis’. ^^~

[mattastr0phic]

DO YOU LIKE BEARS??? DO YOU LIKE PATHETIC OLD MEN?!?!?!!?!?

VOTE DR. WETTLE IN THE SEXIEST SCP PERSONNEL POLL TODAY!!!!!

THE PATHETIC SOPPING WET OLD MAN IN SCP!!!! A MAN MORE WET CAT THAN MAN!!!! HE IS SCP-7000. HIS ANOMALY IS BAD LUCK. HE HAS FALLEN THROUGH A ROOF KILLING AN INSURGENT.

HE LITERALLY GETS LEFT OUT IN THE RAIN FOR FOUR HOURS (SCP 7643) AND DESCRIBED LIKE A WOUNDED SEAL ON A BEACH (There's Ngo Helping This One) HE GETS THROWN OUT OF A PLANE LIKE A BOMB TO KILL SHARKS FOR THE SPC (SPC-7000)

VOTE FOR THE SOPPING WET GUY HE'S SEXY AS HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[glowl0]

Albatross

1: any of a family (Diomedeidae) of large web-footed seabirds that have long slender wings, are excellent gliders, and include the largest seabirds

2:

a: something that causes persistent deep concern or anxiety

b: something that greatly hinders accomplishment : ENCUMBRANCE

Commisioned by @tealquacks

[dino--draws]

HEY BESTIES CHECK WHAT I FINISHED. NEW SCP ANIMATIC JUST DROPPED

Come look for “65% scenes from the article and 35% aggressive creative liberty because I can do whatever I want” but i put a startling amount of thought into this and I hope y’all enjoy

[your-fave-is-just-a-lil-guy]

Dr William Wallace Wettle from SCP Foundation please!

Dr William Wallace Wette from SCP Foundation is just a little guy!

[bittersweetbonbon]

rushed thesis on a sburbian reading of on guard 43/admonition

okay. so. my theorem is that each of the seven "main characters" of on guard 43 can be mapped to a homestuck aspect, and ill describe (messily) the reasons why below. im not gonna go over all of them, since i only have a decent grasp on a few on them, so if anyone wants to chime in with their thoughts, PLEASE feel free!

placeholder mcdoctorate? time player. 100%. he is doing time player shit all fucking day. its weird and abstracted time player shit, but that's because the foundation isn't playing by sburb rules. anyways, the REISNO cannon is literally a time travel device, just like dave's turntables and aradia's quartz music boxes. he has to kill alternate versions of his friends, and time players are heavily associated with death. the REISNO cannon created a doomed timeline that was brought to end by outside forces. he's even in contact with versions of himself from the future. he's a goddamn sburb time player, i swear to fucking fuck. if it wasn't intentional on the author's part, then hussian brain programming must be installed very, very deep indeed.

lillian lillihammer? mind player. shes very concerned with her self, and meddles with other people's states of mind (thats what memetics are for, after all) as well as her own. her eidetic memory? memories are how the brain creates the mind. hers can't be tampered with that easily, even with timeline shifts. mind player trait. also, she ran off while transitioning so nobody she knew would perceive her transition, which feels very mind player to me for reasons i can't articulate since i'm very tired while writing this.

doctor william wallace wettle? light player. either fully inverted light player, or just a class that starts with an absolute fuckton of negative aspect relation. light isn't just about information, it's about luck, and wettle is incredibly lacking in both departments, to an absolute comical degree. he even degrades the luck of those around him! and while some people would argue "oh thats just void aspect-" i have to disagree. void is about concealment of information, not just a lacking of it, and also void has nothing to do with luckiness whatsoever? and also....

harold blank? void player. i think. this one im not too sure on, actually, but for one, i couldnt resist the pun of blank void, but also, it seems to me that wettle and blank are both inverted of their aspects. wettle is incredibly unlucky, and blank's informational exposition is scattered throughout various tales - always just enough information to provide context, but nothing more. honestly, it might be that they're absorbing each other's aspects, in some fucked up way, or something. anyways, his whole deal of pouring over the past to find things that might happen in the future reads as void to me, and also as seer class. determining what isn't yet from what already is or isn't and then using that to prevent (or void out) an event entirely.

karen elstrom? heart player. an inversion of the mind aspect, karen is both incredibly gullible and difficult to influence. she can't see the trees for the forest, so to speak. honestly she seems concerned with how people view her, but in the opposite way to lillian. she wants people to dislike her, to hate her, as it makes her job of managing the relationships of others easier. and the heart aspect is all about relationships. better to take herself out of the equation, or keep herself as a static variable, right?

anyways, yeah, that's my rushed and honestly incomplete thesis on what aspects the on guard 43 characters would be. hope you enjoyed!!

[gothimothi]

Scp is just so ripe with sad autistic men

[handsome-john]

Wettle/Sokolsky stimboard for @ribcageeater

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[your-fav-is-divorced]

Dr. William Wallace Wettle (aka SCP-7000) from the SCP Foundation is divorced (twice, I’m pretty sure) !!!

Dr William Wallace Wettle from The SCP Foundation is Divorced!

[aleph-trix]

see you in september!

from top clockwise: blank, lilihammer, mcinnis, ibanez, okorie, torosyan, wettle

[rosy-fox-art]

looks at you with big ole eyes if you want to can you draw Dr Sokolsky

“Following incident 6622-C, Dr. Harry Blank is no longer permitted to take site 43 staff to feed instances of SCP-6622-A in the name of “boosting morale”

You asked for Sokolsky, someone on discord asked for 6622, so we have the best of both worlds

[mattastr0phic]

Hey. Spare Wettle in these trying times. Spare Wettle please. Shaking around a cup.

You may have my silly little notes on Wettle's day to day work uniform my friend :.)

[scp-niche-blorbo-beatdown]

Dr. William Wettle vs Agent Calendar

(Wettle art by @glowl0, Agent Calendar art by @kikunai )

Character Information and Poll below!

Dr. William Wettle

Clumsy, crass, and unimaginative, Dr. Wettle is the deputy chair of replication studies at Site-43. He is accident prone and beaten down, and can't seem to catch a break-- not only from the universe, but at his colleagues at Site-43. Has to fall on his face every September 8th to prevent the end of the world.

Articles:

The Lamest Story Never Told

There's Ngo Helping This One

SCP-7000

SCP-8889

Agent Calendar

An Ira-class (wrath) demon who works at Site-666 in Las Vegas, Nevada. Bigger than you, stronger than you. She is Dir. Randall House's bodyguard, a position that gets her into all kinds of trouble (which she is more than happy to be in). Will never turn down a chance for a good fight, and will most likely win any fight she gets into.

Articles:

SCP-7666

Director House Is A Cracker (And Other Lies You Can Tell Yourself)

SCP-7821

Agent Calendar's Hot Date: Divine Intervention

BEFORE VOTING, please take some time to read about these characters.