#scp unlondon

[ddrqoyote]

173 Influential SCPs

I went to SCPper, found the most upvoted articles by users who've made at least one SCP, and sorted by time. These aren't necessarily the 173 best articles on the site, but I think they're likely to be the most influential. Longtime fans have probably read most or all of these but maybe this could be a starting point for newcomers.

I think sorting by time is important because the Foundation's been around almost 17 years. Writers come and go, trends come and go, new writers are influenced by what came before, and later articles are often longer and more complex than earlier ones. Just sorting by most upvoted bounces you around time; on the main wiki you read mostly series 1 articles then get dunked into SCP-5000. I hope this is a more natural progression, and that by the end people have more context for what's going on.

Using upvotes from writers only is important because the more writers like an article, the more likely later SCPs are to be influenced by it, so those articles are more likely to be important for understanding the wiki as a whole.

I might do an alternate version of this list that replaces the extremely long articles with shorter SCPs.

If you have trouble understanding one of the articles (some of the later ones get LONG), look it up on r/SCPDeclassified. If you would prefer audio narration/explanations, The Exploring Series and TheVolgun are both excellent. And of course, make sure to look in the sidebar on the wiki for guides, lists and explanations.

SERIES IV AND LATER ARE IN REBLOGS DUE TO TUMBLR'S POST LIMIT

Series I Era

SCP-173 - The Sculpture - The Original

SCP-093 - Red Sea Object

SCP-294 - The Coffee Machine

SCP-682 - Hard-to-Destroy Reptile

SCP-055 - [unknown]

SCP-914 - The Clockworks

SCP-085 - Hand-drawn "Cassy"

SCP-184 - The Architect

SCP-231 - Special Personnel Requirements

SCP-990 - Dream Man

SCP-999 - The Tickle Monster

SCP-835 - Expunged Data Released

SCP-701 - The Hanged King's Tragedy

SCP-586 - Inscribable Object

SCP-610 - The Flesh that Hates

Log of Anomalous Items Vol I

SCP-087 - The Stairwell

SCP-049 - Plague Doctor

Revised Entry

Document Recovered from the Marianas Trench

SCP-426 - I am a Toaster

SCP-096 - The "Shy Guy"

SCP-106 - The Old Man

SCP-140 - An Incomplete Chronicle

Kill 682

SCP-001-Bright - The Factory

SCP-666-J - The Roaring Flames of Hell

SCP-895 - Camera Disruption

SCP-5308-J - The Collection

SCP-8900-EX - Sky Blue Sky

black white black white black white black white black white gray

Eldritch Application

Nobody Knows

SCP-871 - Self-Replacing Cake

SCP-001-Mann - The Spiral Path

Series II Era

SCP-1000 - Bigfoot

SCP-902 - The Final Countdown

SCP-993 - Bobble the Clown

Transcript of Dr. Clef's seminar, "Reality Benders and You: How to Survive When Existence Doesn't."

SCP-001-Swann - The Database

Bees

SCP-006-J - WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING

10:30 A.M.

Ethics Committee Orientation

SCP-1959 - The Lost Cosmonaut

SCP-____-J - Procrastinati

SCP-1048 - Builder Bear

SCP-001-EX-J - Records of the CKG Gathering

SCP-1893 - The Minotaur's Tale

SCP-1983 - Doorway to Nowhere

SCP-1733 - Season Opener

SCP-1230 - A Hero is Born

SCP-1322 - Glory Hole

SCP-1370 - Pesterbot

SCP-1193 - Buried Giant

SCP-1545 - Larry the Loving Llama

SCP-1981 - "RONALD REAGAN CUT UP WHILE TALKING"

SCP-even number-J - An [Adjective] [Animal]

SCP-1867 - A Gentleman

SCP-1609 - The Remains of a Chair

SCP-1440 - The Old Man from Nowhere

SCP-1425 - Star Signals

SCP-1173 - The Islamic Republic of Eastern Samothrace

SCP-1171 - Humans Go Home

SCP-1678 - UnLondon

UIU Orientation

SCP-1437 - A Hole to Another Place

SCP-1958 - Magic Bus

Quiet Days

Why Change?

SCP-186 - To End All Wars

Treats

SCP-348 - A Gift from Dad

SCP-1295 - Meg's Diner

SCP-1342 - To the Makers of Music

SCP-1504 - Joe Schmo

The Executions of Doctor Bright

SCP-1471 - MalO ver1.0.0

The Young Man

wowwee go kill ursefl

[where-is-zoro-one-piece]

Ah shit I think I saw Zoro in SCP 1678 (Unlondon)

Today Zoro is: not feeling very secure, contained, or protected tbh.

[yjhariani]

The crossover of the SCP and CoD was amazing, trully amazing!

Do you think we could get a part 2 of it?

Warnings: Cognitohazard, profanity, SCP-1678, SCP-1678-A

“You got work this weekend?” Simon asked as soon as you picked up his call.

“Not sure I don’t,” you sighed. “My team’s being pulled into the hangar right now.”

“Well, in case you don’t… do you mind seeing me in London?” Simon replied.

“Simon,” you almost whined, “I told you I’ll never set foot in London. Except for work.”

You never actually told Simon why. Initially, he thought you were a wanted criminal or something. Ever since he knew who you were working for, he gave a lot more understanding towards your reluctance towards a lot of things.

About London… well, he was gambling. Maybe you would go to London and meet him. After hearing you talk about work that one time, Simon knew not to push you this time.

Simon just really needed to see you.

At the corner of your eyes, you could see your Team Leader had arrived at the hangar and was looking at the scattered members of her team.

“I’m sorry,” you said after a pause. “Look, TL’s here. I won’t be communicating for a while. Are you alright?”

“Yeah, I’m alright,” Simon said, but you were not convinced. “Call me when you’re free, yeah?”

“I’m sorry,” you repeated. “Love you, boo.”

“You, too, sweetheart,” Simon replied before you hung up the call.

Seeing the Team Leader, the rest of the team gathered around her. You pocketed your phone and looked at her.

“Apparently, this is gonna be a rescue mission,” she said.

“What are we rescuing?” one of your teammates asked.

“Human, surprisingly. Our own men, they’re currently stuck in 1678,” Team Leader explained.

Hearing that, you felt your heart as if it was being flushed down a toilet.

“You gotta be fucking kidding me,” you sighed.

“No,” Team Leader said. “I’m not excited to see the Bobbies either, but… orders are orders.”

The person standing next to you elbowed you on your side.

“You good?” they asked.

“My husband asked if I could meet him in London this weekend. I just reminded him that I would never set foot in London,” you answered.

“You’re not exactly going to London,” the Team Leader joked. “You know what, let’s get this shit done quick and you’ll get to see your husband this weekend. Maybe in Unlondon. He’s SAS, right? If we need local reinforcement, he could be in that squad.”

A lot of soldiers used jokes as coping mechanisms. In the Foundation, where your job hardly made sense, everything became a joke.

“Then, the two of us die in each other’s arms?” you entertained.

“In each other’s arms, in the hands of the Bobbies,” the person next to you said.

“Well, fuck you,” you chuckled.

“Alright, enough chit-chat. Get your gears, we’ll leave in five,” Team Leader announced.

The first thing you did after that was to call Simon again. He picked up almost immediately.

“I’m going to London,” you said. “I’ll be underneath the city, but I’ll be there. Maybe I’ll see you this weekend.”

“You’re digging something?” Simon asked.

You could not help your smile, but that was all you could say to him.

“I’ll call you again later,” you promised.

“Sure. Be safe,” Simon said.

“You, too,” you replied.

[oiladgivememoney99]

Newscapepro SCP UnLondon 2: Hell Underwater

The team was sitting in the auditorium, General Flooper, and a man with short, well kept black hair in a nice suit complete with a bowler hat were standing upon the stage.

“This is Professor Otis, he’s a long time veteran of the European branch of The Foundation,” Flooper explained. “He’s here to assist us with the fixing of the recent breaches,”

“Danke, General,” The man stepped forward, talking quietly into the microphone. “I am… developing a weapon to more easily deal with the Skips without damaging them,”

Nikole whispered to the blonde to her side. “I heard of this thing ‘round the water cooler,”

“Shut up!” Triana whisper yelled at the older woman, who crossed her arms grumpily.

“Thank you, Otis; please give him a warm welcome to the Facility,” Flooper said. “A prototype of this weapon will be present in our return to UnLondon; head to the helicopter now, troops,”

And so there the team was, getting into a helicopter that soon began to fly from the US to England preparing to land at UnLondon again.

“Alright, we know that the Serpent’s Hand is in there; we’ll easily be able to surround them and force them to surrender,” Triana said

“Finally, somethin’ easy,” Nikole smirked.

Cory shifted in his seat a little. “I’m still pretty unsure about going back there… y’know cause that… guy I won’t mention kinda kidnapped me,”

“You were fine, right Cory?” Hooper asked, mostly jokingly with the smallest hint of concern.

Cory shuddered. “You wouldn’t believe the things I saw in there…”

“It was an empty room, and the… guy didn’t even try to stop Bigfoot from saving you,” Nikole rolled her eyes.

“Yeah, well it was still sucky!” Cory crossed his arms.

The helicopter landed in front of the entrance to the Skip shortly after; they quickly entered back into the gloomy city streets they had spent an unfortunate amount of time in.

“Alright, you all know exactly where the Serpent’s Hand base is, place is already surrounded we’re just here to make sure it stays that way,” Lara said over the radio. “Should be an easy mission,”

“Have all instances of SCP-1678 within this area been neutralised?” Triana asked.

“Pretty much, unless you really stray away from the group, *ahem* Nikole and Tri,”

“Wasn’t our fault these three ran in the wrong direction,” Nikole groaned.

“Yeah, Bluejay; we’re the ones that ended up actually finding anything,”

Despite the fact they couldn’t see her, the team could feel Lara rolling her eyes. “You still nearly got yourselves killed, I don’t wanna hear it,” She cleared her throat. “Anyways, just stick together, and uh… Tri,” Her tone got far more serious.

“Yeah Blue… yeah Honey?”

“Stay safe, alright? Losing comms kinda caused me a bit of a panic attack…” Lara chuckled uncomfortably.

Nikole smirked to herself as Triana also chuckled uncomfortably. “I will, don’t worry,”

“Phew… that goes for the rest of you, I know the autism makes it hard to tell, but I do actually like you guys,”

“I thought you only liked Triana,” Scott smirked… then got jabbed in the stomach by Triana.

Lara paused. “Shut up… moment’s over, just go to the place where all the other MTF are,”

Cory pouted. “Awww…”

“There’ll be more moments, Cory,” Hooper patted the man on the back.

“HALT, CRIMINAL!” The entire team all aimed at the alleyway where the now all too familiar sound of the Bobbies’ yelling came from, the two Officers began to rush them before-

BZZZT

A beautiful, yet terrifying blast of light and electricity came from behind the Bobbies; sending both of the Skips falling to the ground completely stunned.

The six stood there, equally stunned as the twitching mummified men on the ground.

“You’re welcome,” The MTF that fired the futuristic gun; closer to small canon than any gun the other MTF had seen. “This thing has been real good at dealing with these coppers,”

“Thanks…” Triana looked at the insignia on the soldier’s chest. “Sergeant, what are your orders?”

“We’re patrollin’, a lot less scary recently,”

Scott was ogling the gun. “Goddamn, how does that thing work?”

“I uh… don’t know, you probably shouldn’t be looking that close at it, sir,”

“Nah, I’m a Weapon’s Expert,” Scott confidently said. “I gotta get my hands on one of these,”

“You can just like… ask the General on your next mission,”

“What happens when it hits a person?”

“Let’s never find out, Scott,” Triana heaved a bit as she pulled the big guy away from the gun. “Let’s get back to the mission,”

“Aww…” Scott looked down for a minute, before going back to following Triana walking towards the Radio Tower in the distance.

“If it helps at all, I also wanna disassemble it,” Nikole patted the guy in the back.

“You prolly wanna try to put it in that flask o’ yours,” Hooper added, Lara chuckled over the radio.

Nikole pouted. “I mean you’re right, but like… that’s just kinda rude,”

---

“Doc, doc, doc!” A Serpent’s Hand member yelled as he ran to the basement of the tower, Evil Uni sat near the bottom.

“Jesus, settle down,” The dog man tried to wave the grunt’s fear away, spinning around on an office chair to face him. “What’s wrong?”

“The Foundation! Th-they have us surrounded!”

Duni sat there for a moment, pondering in thought. “Nothing to worry about, we’ll be out of here in no time,”

“How? They have the-”

Duni hit a button and opened up a secret hatch, leading to a submarine underwater.

“Impressed? We stole this bad boy from The Foundation,” Duni invited the man in. “This will only be a minor setback in our plans,”

---

“This feels… too easy,” Cory shuddered, counting the streetlamps in his head as his team got to the outside of the tower.

“That’s a good thing, Cory,” Triana turned to face the Private.

“These Serpent’s Hand guys are super crafty, we aren’t just gonna be able to get them out of there,” Cory said. “We gotta go in there,”

“We don’t have the authorisation; we need to wait until reinforcements arrive,” Triana ordered.

Hooper butted in. “Yeah, Cory; we shouldn’t go in ‘till we got more people to back us up,”

“Oh, screw that,” Cory ran towards the front door. “I’m not gonna let these guys kill any more people,” He bolted into the building as fast as he could.

“CORY!” Triana reached out to him.

“Holy shit, the kid did it… whatever that was,” Nikole looked at the door with a mix of pride and shock.

“So are we goin’ in after him?” Scott asked.

“No,” Lara sighed. “We’d need to wait for reinforcements to do anything,”

“Goddammit,” Hooper sighed. “I’ll go after him,”

“Wha?”

“Don’t worry about it LT, I just gotta do this; we’ll be safe,”

“Hooper, I am ordering you to-”

“And I’m refusin’, see ya soon Lieutenant,” Hooper ran into the building.

---

Cory instantly noticed the lack of Serpent’s Hand members, not even a single grunt was in there-

“Cory!”

“Agh!” Cory jumped backwards as he heard the familiar Southern accent of his friend. “Hoop? I thought you were staying behind,”

“You’re gonna need backup, Cory,” Hooper explained as he helped Cory get up from the floor. “No one’s in here,”

Cory looked lost in thought for a moment… “The basement! What if they have like… a submarine in there!”

“Cory, that sounds like a trauma response… and like a real bad idea,”

Cory lead Hooper by his wrist to the basement. “You just gotta trust me, Hoop!”

Cory and Hooper looked into the basement, seeing the secret hatch which lead to the secret room with the-

“Submarine!” Cory whispered to the Corporal.

“How are we gonna get on?”

Cory’s eyes looked over a large crate, he then looked Hooper in the eyes.

“Cory-”

“It’s our only choice, Hoop,” Cory smiled.

They shoved themselves into the crate soon after, probably the absolute worst fit considering that they were two grown men; they soon heard two people walk towards them and pick up the crate.

“God, this thing is way heavier than I thought,”

“What do they got in here, bricks?”

“Anomalies?”

“Anomalous bricks?”

The men’s conversation finished as they dumped the box on the cold metal floor; the two waited until all the sounds of chatter, and walking were far away enough; they quickly opened up the box and stood up in the cramped metal storage room of the submarine; shiny yet dark and with dozens boxes stacked utop each other.

“I’ll be damned, Cory, that actually worked,” Hooper whispered.

Cory scoffed. “Of course it did, now we gotta… uh…”

“Did you seriously not think this far ahead?”

Cory looked down. “Maybe… I uh… didn’t think we’d get this far,”

“Goddam-”

“Halt Jailers, put your hands up!” The shout from the two Serpent’s Hand grunts caused the two men to comply.

“Aw crap,”

The black dog man sauntered in looking as smug as ever he eyed up Cory with a smirk on his face. “There you are, finally deciding to defect to the good side, huh?”

“Never!”

The dog sighed. “Pity, thought you and… whoever this is finally grew a conscious-”

RUMBLE

“I- what the hell is going on over there?” Duni shouted over in the general direction of the cockpit, his voice sounding more shaken than before considering the sheer force of the rumbling. Cory nearly vomited from the motion sickness.

“Something is swimming around us, Doc! Like a big ass snake,”

“Y-You don’t mean… oh fuck… oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck,” The Dog began to pace around the room, the two grunts to his side looked at him in concern as did Cory and Hooper.

“What’s goin’ on?” Hooper shouted.

“What’s going on is that we’re gonna die here; that was the Leviathan,” Duni’s voice shrank to a size even smaller than before as the man continued to pace.

Hooper quirked an eyebrow. “SCP-169?”

“I suppose that’s what you jailers call it,”

“I thought the Serpent’s Hand wanted to harness the power of all anomalies, why don’t you-”

“Fucking what?” The dog, through the haze of fear still managed to sound genuinely offended. “How much bullshit have you been fed?”

RUMBLE

The rumbling of the ship made nearly everyone fall over alongside some boxes that Cory and Hooper quickly rolled out of the way of.

“It don’t matter right now if we all end up at the bottom of the Ocean, we gotta-”

RUMBLE

This was the last rumble, the last thing Cory remembered before everything went black.

[slightly-gay-pogohammer]

Top 10 SCPs?

in a not very specific order:

4999: Someone To Watch Over Us

1678: Unlondon

701: the Hanged King's Tragedy

2316: Bodies in the Water

166: Teenage Gaea

001: Dr. Wondertainment

529: Josie

3008: Infinite Ikea

963: Immortality

239: Witch Child

[higara-san]

SCP-3333 - Tower

scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3333

Jekeled 2017 CC BY-SA 3.0

SCP-1678 - UnLondon

scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1678

AstronautJoe 2012 CC BY-SA 3.0

SCP-3936 - Working as Intended

scp-wiki.net/scp-3936

Tanhony 2018 CC BY-SA 3.0

[hauntingpackart]

Welcome to UnLondon.

SCP 1678. A “Bobby” SCP 1678-A with a “Eyes In The Sky “ SCP 1678-B.

[skyno-lemons]

I did a drawing of SCP-1678-A, an "UnLondon" Bobby, (from the best SCP) to compare it to a drawing I did in 2017. The new drawing is the one on the RIGHT obviously... :^)

[carnival-dollhouse]

whats ur fav scp?

Hmm, probably Unlondon lol

-Talloran

[radicaldeathclaw]

SCP-001: WHEN DAY BREAKS: Unlondon/Undublin - Part 3

[tymianoxtheforgotten]

SCPoem

Yes you're right. There is someone Behind it all, But it's not The Illuminati, Nor the masons Or some reptoids.

It's a huge organization, Named the S C P Foundation. And their mission? It's quite simple: Keep all humans From panicking, And anomalies From trafficking.

What they hide Inside their belly? Might a question In you appear. Let me see into The Archive: A poem's in making.

(SCP-682) We've got a reptile Not so docile, Whose existence Ceased be not, It's body - battered More than martyrs, And it's hatred For us - people Is bigger - than it's ego.

(SCP-106) A World War One solider, Feeds on your fear. He'll make you Pray, beg & scream. He can dissolve walls, And hop inside His own dimension. Now that I think of it, Isn't it just IT?

(SCP-4001) Somewhere in Egypt A building stands, Filled with books Of all width and size. But just open one, You'll see, There's no fiction Within. It stores all our life's As stories to be read. But beware Couse that's not all. Do not try to bring Ink within. All stories Can be changed, And rearranged.

(SCP-173) A concrete statue Kills with virtuosity. You look away, It snaps your neck Back into its place.

(SCP-105) Iris and her Polaroid Will take you a photo, Only to slap you by it For breaking her limit. Please don't try to Force her to killing, She's just a kid Without her kin.

(SCP-6757) In Site-██ a deck of cards is, Consciousness it has. It'll take over your body And make you a magician goodie, For a price of not knowing it.

(SCP-963) Doctor Jack Bright, Once a human being Now a restless soul. Traveling from body to body, Without experiencing The sweet release of death.

(SCP-426) I am a toaster, Always has been And will be. You don't wanna experience My secondary effect, Unless you want A suicidal death.

(SCP-531) A pair of cats, Staring in their eyes. If you break their contact You'll become one.

(SCP-4661) Los Angeles The City of Sin. Demons created it And demons will, Make it scream.

(SCP-3515) Weeping willows Are known to be sad. But this one will make you Terrified. It'll send you to your Childhood house, But deep underground. You'll be stuck In a loop, Digging up - Dying in a stoop.

(SCP-3003) Deep in space A planet resides. It's inhabitants? Humans, Controlled by parasites. They desire to claim The Universe whole, We can stop them For now...

(SCP-1678) Under London UnLondon lies, A mirror copy, Only more Steam-punk. Be careful Bobbies are around, They don't need a reason To beat you to a pulp.

(SCP-1867) Lord Blackwood, A great adventurer Turned sea slug. Explorer of Victoria, And ancient Amon-Iram. Messenger of the Forest, Hunter of the Tarasque.

(SCP-1281) A fusion of man 'n' machine With a message of great gravity Asking us politely To make the galaxy shine brightly From life's glare

(SCP-558) A number of lenses That'll expand your senses: Microwave is Red, UV is Violet, Contrast is Green, Achromatic is Gray, And if you're brave enough You can wear Black Which let you will See the End of all.

We fight in the dark... So you can live in the light.

[ballorawan740]

SCP Scenarios: When you’re having a bad day (REQUESTED)

SCP Scenarios Masterlist | My Works Masterlist | Main Masterlist | Rules | My Original Post | Request | Socials

Requested by: @Spiritwolfy4

SCP 073 (Cain)

Cain arrived into his cell as usual which is also where you happened to be

Definitely noticed a blob on his bed which is crying

Soon realises it's you and his heart shatters into a trillion pieces

His mind races between what he thinks he has done wrong and who/what had made you feel so upset

Went over to the bed to comfort you with sweet nothings and some back rubs

Asks if you're ok and if you want to talk about it once you turn over

Basically, you've just stubbed your toe on a chair

Definitely made Cain giggle but he does hug you at the end

Brings you some ice pack for your poor toes (Cuz y'all are so clumsy that you dropped your brain cells and needed Cain to save you)

SCP 076-2 (Abel)

Abel's heart just dropped when he saw your stressed and depressed look

Went and asked you repeatedly if something was bothering you

Almost gave him a bloody nose

Gave you some space afterwards because of the shock

You ended up apologising and rambled about how this guy kept making you redo your reports

Abel definitely caused a breach and killed the man

Definitely shocked you because all you wanted was someone to listen to you, not an angry SCP murdering the guy

The look on Abel's face was priceless once you've told him that you just wanted to ramble

He just took you back to his cell and he just weeped

SCP 049 (Plague Doctor)

Definitely noticed that you're having a bad day

Stopped what he's doing and just walked over to you and sat there

Gave you an awkward hug as you just cried into his shoulder

049 let you cry and just rubbed your back and soothed you until you were ready to talk

Turns out that you just wanted some ice cream and the foundation denied it because it was cold and you were shivering

049 just sat there in silence but would chuckle

Definitely gave the doctor a look

He totally didn't request some ice cream just for you

The researchers thought it was odd until they realised what he was doing

SCP 035 (Possessive Mask)

When he sees the state of you, he rushed over to comfort you

If you weren't responding, he would act all goofy and ridiculous

Definitely made your day

After that, he would go back to comfort you and all

Managed to get you to answer him

Turns out you were being bullied by someone and 035 became furious

Because nobody was allowed to treat you this way at all

Planned a breach and stalked the guy

Definitely have torture the person until they died

Would go back to you and tells you that the bully is gone for good

SCP 999 (Tickle Monster)

Definitely would notice

Even if you would try to hide it

999 would cheer you up with tickles

Which normally works, but if it doesn't then he would be depressed too

Would give you some sweets as well

Finally finds out that you were just putting more pressure on yourself

Over a test

But he still encourages and motivates you to no end

Never will joke about it or even make you feel bad at all

Protect this adorable blob of joy at all cost

SCP 682 (Hard to Destroy Monster)

If somebody had hurt you, 682 would rampage

Like he would cause a never-ending breach to hunt down the guy

Would never let you out of his sight ever

Sucks at comforting so he resorts to 079 for some advice

Not him being bonked by the AI or anything

Attempts to comfort you

Somewhat fails but he's improving

Definitely had made you laugh without a doubt

SCP 105 (Iris)

The first thing Iris would do is to comfort you

Definitely would hug you and soothe you

Then hunt down whoever made you feel that way

Not even the O5s can stop her wrath

If nobody made you feel down, then she would cry because it's illegal to put yourself down

Would try and get you to take about your day

Doesn't force you to speak if you don't want to

If there were anyone else who noticed your depressed behaviour, they would instantly tell Iris

Because they were about to die the last time it happened

Can be quite goofy so she could get you to laugh

Sometimes asks the other SCPs to look after you while she's away

SCP 106 (Old Man)

Tries to comfort you

106 most likely would hunt down anyone who dare hurts you

And leave them to die in his pocket realm

Definitely a softie so if he sees you cry, his heart would sink

May or may not have cried with you

Probably has kidnapped some kittens/puppies for you

Or some comfort food of your choice

Even kidnapped some SCPs to make you feel better

SCP 096 (Shy Guy)

Cries, if you did even though you're the one who experienced a terrible day

Will 100% hunt down whoever is hurting you, if there was one

Most likely would cry even louder than you which is a surprise

If you needed something, he would hunt it down

Would and most likely will give you a hug

Even took 999 and 131 to you

Allows you to have some peace and quiet

Even if that meant that you wanted to be alone

He would just quietly sit outside of the room and wait for you to come back out

SCP 1678-A (Unlondon | Policeman/Bobbies)

Has a keen eye so he would definitely know just by the way you breathe

1678-A would definitely get you a glass of water and some snacks

Probably would give you a hug if you ever need it (Which is like always)

If it was a person/SCP who made your day go terrible then he'll hunt them down for you and kill em

Would bring a teddy bear to comfort you afterwards

May or may not be shocked at his actions but at least you get a gift from an SCP (Unlike me who's lonely af)

Wants to spend quality time with you while nobody else is around

So he'll probably give you a massage

Won't let anyone disturb you at all

Basically, he's your guide and guard dog but a humanoid SCP version (No, he's not 3165)

SCP 079 (Old AI)

Would hack into the system and scream at whoever is making your day go miserable

Since 079 is a smartass, he would probably look up some ways to make you feel better and order someone to help him (Again, unless he has a body, he wouldn't be able to do much, so keep your hor--)

Would play some of your favourite music that calms you down the most

079 probably would sing terribly just to make you laugh

Bribes 682 to kill someone

Then proceeds to scream at the lizard if he barges into his cell

The foundation can hear his scream and you've gone deaf ever since

Probably had ordered a personal slave to help do stuff for him

By 'personal slave' I mean a humanoid android

SCP 343 (God)

Telepathically knows that you had a bad day

Probably would ask how your day went out of respect

So when you walk into your shared room, 343 is already there and preparing to pamper you (Like the child you are)

Would speak to whoever's hurting you if there was one

If you hurt yourself by accident he would instantly heal you without a second thought

Probably would lecture you as well just because he can

Makes you take a hot bath/shower

Would bring you some comfort food and cuddles with you and watch a movie

Makes sure to have a 'Do not disturb' sign out on his cell door

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Would make you laugh to no end because this peanut is just that type of guy

Has that glare whenever someone walks past you both

Even more so if he finds out that somebody had ruined your day

Goes snappy snap snap

Probably would do some fancy dance while you're there witnessing him snapping some necks

Does whatever he can to cheer you up

Never makes you feel down about yourself

Because it's illegal

Would ask you to do some simple task just to get you out of the room for a bit

When you go back all you see is him doing jazz hands and the room being replaced into some romantic diner (Just how Clef likes it)

Makes sure that you have a good evening :D

Dr Jack Bright

Would notice even if you tried to hide it

Bright would act all goofy and stupid just to make you laugh

His heart would shatter into a trillion pieces when he sees that you're upset

Hates to see you that way so he would also comfort you

Probably would ask some of his subordinates to hunt down whoever is hurting you

Makes sure that nobody would ask about the missing person ever

If they do, then something will happen to them as well

Gives the best hugs and kisses

Most likely would ask for a couple of days off just so he could spend time with you

By ask, I mean he would just take a couple of days off without even asking because nobody would ever question him

Dr Simon Glass

Glass would notice before you're even in the same room as him

Like your footsteps and breathing says it all

Goes up to you in an instant and comforts you

By giving you hugs, kisses, back/head pats and would even whisper sweet nothings in your ear

Has a way to get you to talk about your day without even asking you directly

Tries to have a word with the guy if they made your day terrible

Would ask Bright and Clef for some help

Which ends up with the guy being dead and his body will never be found

Definitely has shocked Glass because that's not what he had asked for

Goes back to you with some hot chocolate and some snacks while cleaning your room

Is quite motherly, so you'll be smothered with love

Dr Alto Clef

Don't ever question this man

Because if something's bothering you, it'll bother him as well and he will act on it

Like, if you stubbed your toe, Clef will bring you to the A&E even though it isn't that serious

Or if there was some guy bullying/cat-calling you then he would make sure that nobody knows his existence

Hates to see you down

Would try to act all goofy but fails

So he would ask the other doctors to look after you for the time being

Says he's on a mission but isn't

Forces you to have a break and so will he

Asks Dr Iceburg to help him with his normal duties of paperwork

Which resulted in him complaining but at least he'll earn more money for working OT

Dr Benjamin Kondraki

Kondraki will act all fatherly

Probably makes you tell him what's up

If there was someone bothering you then he would hunt down the guy

If you accidentally hurt yourself, then he would comfort you and probably take you to the emergency room

If you just felt down, then he would cry with you

Just say the work and Kondraki will do whatever he's asked of

Never allows you to talk down about yourself and would give you a lecture as well as taking you to Glass

Threatens your superiors to give you a break if you're working for the Foundation that is

[mushroomjeremy]

Oh, what’s this? I got to do two drawings for the SCP Containment Breach Zine!

This was a smaller snap shot drawing to go with another contributor’s, Nyx’s, writing entry about SCP - 1678 UnLondon. Got to draw a SCP-1678-B instance, camera pigeon being really fluffy boi. 

[zal-cryptid]

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Newscapepro Rewrite: Those Damn Tomatoes

Cory stumbled out of a helicopter, the same that he had been put in after being rescued by Biggie and leaving UnLondon.

“Ugh, so glad we aren’t gonna be going there every again,” Cory groaned as he held his head.

“Don’t celebrate yet, Cory; that was only the first part of our mission,” Triana announced. “We’re leaving for UnLondon again in a couple days,”

“Yeah, we still gotta get the Serpent’s Hand outta there,” Nikole added. “And-”

“Cory!” Nikole and Cory’s groaned as they heard Dr. Patience’s voice from behind them; they slowly turned around to see the old man and his bushy, grey beard. “And Nikole, it’s been days since you’ve come to your latest lesson,”

“I was on an important mission!” Cory whined.

“Do I really gotta keep chaperoning you two?”

Dr. Patience cleared his throat in frustration. “First of all, you’re an observer slash security guard, and second of all, a mission is no excuse to miss your education!”

Cory groaned again, rolling his eye. “Ugh… fine, what are we looking at today Doc?”

Dr. Patience smiled as he cleared his throat. “Something that could threaten both of our very lives!”

Patience led the Alcoholic and the Private to a relatively dark room, a man dressed in overalls and a plaid shirt sat on one side of a table, while O’Connor leaned against the other.

“Oh, you three are here…,” The Detective said, near completely emotionless.

“Oh hi O’Connor!” Cory beamed, Nikole also half heartedly waved at the woman they had met once. “Wait why is O’Connor here?”

“We are here to observe her interrogation over SCP-504,” Dr. Patience hmmph’d proudly.

Cory turned his head. “What does that do?”

“Well Cory, what do skeletons tile their roofs with?”

“Dr. Patience, I’m very busy here-”

“Shin-gles, haha I get- OW!”

Cory was pelted straight in the chest by the box of tomatoes sat next to the interrogatee, Nikole chuckled lightly as the tomato hit him in the chest.

O’Connor sighed, today was gonna be a long day. “Mr. Smith was it? How did you gain access to these tomatoes?”

“I was just buyin’ my regular tomato seeds from the general store, and when I was waterin’ them they suddenly flew towards a nearby comedy club,”

Nikole chuckled to herself before making a megaphone with her hands around her mouth. “’Water’ you doin’ havin’ shit like this on your far- FUCK!”

The tomato hit her directly in the knee, O’Connor noticed the farmer’s eye twitch as the pun was told.

“You didn’t like that joke, did you?”

Smith sighed. “Of course not, it’s a stupid, lazy attempt at humour,”

“Hey! I’m sure the Sergeant put a ton of effort into that joke!” Dr. Patience smirked as he defended and gave a look to Nikole.

“Yeah, I put a ‘Skele-ton’ into it, AH GOD,” One of them flew towards her knees again, Nikole doubled over in pain. “Why do I keep doing this to myself?”

“Just stop!” The farmer shouted, attempting to throw his hand up even though it was handcuffed to the table. “God, why can’t people just tell good jokes?”

“I really don’t know,” O’Connor said. “Why don’t you tell us who gave you those seeds?” The tomato hit the Detective directly in the head, knocking her off of her chair. She quickly got up to see the look of absolute rage on the Farmer’s face as Cory quietly cheered her on.

“Y’know what? Fine! I was going to grow these seeds and mail them to every damn comedy club in America!” He shouted. “I had plans to get these all the way to SNL! I was gonna save comedy!”

“By sending a bunch of tomatoes… that will almost certainly be found out and removed the minute they break the sound barrier again,” O’Connor raised an eyebrow.

“They can do that?” Cory looked spooked, closing his mouth as much as he could.

“The plan had some flaws, I’ll admit,” The farmer was breathing heavily. “The guy who sold me the seeds never told me about how powerful they were,”

O’Connor leaned her body further towards the man, letting him get a full view of her tired eyes. “Who was he?”

He cleared his throat. “He only gave me a codename, Cal,”

Nikole felt a shiver go up her spine as he said that, O’Connor looked at her for a moment before staring the man right in the eyes.

“I think that’s all for today; we’ll have an extraction team come pick you up,” The detective left the room, taking the other three people with her.

“I think that went well,” Nikole said as she limped out of the room. “Minus my kneecaps being shattered n’ all,”

“Oh, they’re fine,” Cory waved his hand.

“Cory, those tomatoes have an average speed of 200 miles per hour, she most certainly is not fine!” Dr. Patience chastised the now pouting 23 year old man.

“Working kneecaps or not, you three were actually quite useful in there,” O’Connor thanked, her frowny facial expression still completely unchanged. “So thanks,”

“That interrogation was very impressive of you,” Dr. Patience congratulated, causing O’Connor for a millisecond before going back to slouching. “Using our punniness to get the answer out of him,”

Banging, followed by a juicy splat could be heard on the other side of the interrogation room.

“Thanks doctor,”

“Yeah, imagine how crappy life would be for us funny guys if these tomatoes were just floating around,” Cory’s eye widened in fear.

“Bar trivia would be ruined if it still went on! That was the only time I like working here,” Nikole raised her arms in anger.

“Everything you say during bar trivia is either stupid or racist,” Patience deadpanned.

“Eh, those suits just don’t get it,”

[slightly-gay-pogohammer]

Whats ur fav SCP

oh man uhh okay i like a lot 4999 ( Someone to Watch Over Us ), 1678 ( Unlondon ), 701 ( the Hanged King's Tragedy ) and 963 ( Dr. Bright ), and the most unsettling ones i read are 2316 ( the Bodies in the Water ), 3300 ( the Body-Stealing Rain ), 2852 ( Cousin Johnny ) and 6670 ( Inside the Walls )