#scp questions

[ezrathescpnerd]

You guys know how some scps only have effects on children/teens (Basically anyone under 18) so the foundation has to use minors in these experiments

Yeah where the fuck are they getting all these kids from?

[flickynightdarkness]

I present you all my hear me out cake filled with all of my crushes :']

[cryptidwithaninternetconnection]

Do you think the SCP foundation (specifically site 42) would uphold the rule of “Your ao3 history is between you and god”?

Thinking about how the SCP foundation would contain me

[heartorbit]

a wahoo girl in a wahoo world

[rustyboltzz]

Iris sketch 4 tumblr, people should ask me questions about her in my askbox

[sakurachan7734]

"would any of your scp kids want an Avocado or tomatoe? Maybe pie?-avo

"No, they can't have my pie" -Russel

"Never mind about the pie"-avo

@ask-tangara-and-avo

Aristotle: What?

Jackson: tomatoes

Max: I will take that pie

Charlie: neither 

[mattastr0phic]

if myriad could pick three pokemon to have in a team. what would she pick 👀

She would have her GOOPERS... Hisuian Goodra (Marbles), Furret (Goo), and Ditto (SlipNSlide)

[talloran-irl]

why, of all the subjects of experience out there, this one—the one corresponding to the human being—is the one whose experiences are live?

[bl00dbite]

Agent strelnikov pls🥺🥺

here

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Question for all who like my SCP: Welcome Home AU:

If the Foundation took a picture of the cast of Welcome Home with SCP-978 (The Desire Camera) what do you think we'd see?

[lilkittygirleee]

I love it when a show has an overpowered main character but they do not give a single fuck about their powers, it's so silly

for example:

[dr-049]

★〜My (very edited) intro

⭕️ hiya! I go by many names, so you can just call me Pluto. I am a (mostly involuntary) age regressor, and my little age is 4-6. My big age is very much still a minor (13-15), so please don’t be weird!!⛓🌈

Pronouns: they/them, h3/h1m, sill/silly, beep/boop, &/&, And also these!!

Dni:: if you’re any of my henchmaniacs I’d prefer you to not interact. (I won’t specify why since it’s really personal), pro contact paraphilia (only if it’s harmful), anti-endo, basic DNI. We will not be afraid to block!!

BYF:: I'm proship neutral. I’m anti contact pro para ((pro para as of you can’t get help, there’s not rlly anything you can do just don’t interact with a harmful para)). I’m anti 🍓🌈, specifically anti trace and transabled. Pluto/I’m also fronting like 95% of the time so if I don’t sign off, it’s probably me.

did you know I’m Objectum + Posic?? I’m specifically acctracted to plushies, dolls, masks, instruments, and kandi items :)) ((that’s what the “this user loves their partner” is all about))

check out my Pinterest!! ((Link)) ((I may not check my notifs a lot!!))

and my pronoun page too!! ((Also link))

[deoxysandthesolarsystem]

I need answers. If someone in a system touched SCP 963, would Dr. Bright just become another headmate or would something else happen? - Dr. Bright

[moon-buggg]

So scp Moon holds heat and later Sun can use it. . . So what would happen if there was no heat for Sun to expel? (Say sun expelled it all and they are at a cold place so Moon was unable to absorb more?)

Vice versa, would Moon feel a sort of emptiness if there was no heat to absorb? Maybe more comfort?

And is there a limit to how much heat their body can maintain?

Their abilities are their main lines of defense, so I imagine being without would make them feel quite vulnerable.

If Sun, for example, got in a fight and expelled a great deal of energy, their internal temperature would be lowered and they'd feel kind of gross and sluggish until Moon has a chance to absorb more. Over a long period of time, assuming Moon is for whatever reason unable to absorb more, things would get more dire. Hypothermia would be a concern, especially if they're in a cold place.

But it would be very hard to Completely prevent moon from absorbing energy.

So the light and heat that moon absorbs are stored in the same way in the body, as energy, and are more often than not that energy is used by sun to create light and heat at the same time. Thermal energy, heat, is the rate at which atoms vibrate and collide. The faster the atoms move, the hotter something is. Even in a cold environment, atoms are still moving just at a slower rate

So if you put moon in, like, a walk in freezer, he would still be able to take in energy, it would just be an extremely slow process. Sun would have to be extremely careful not to expend that hard earned energy, but over time it would still regenerate.

The act of making a room colder is more passive for Moon. He enjoys using it to freak people out, but if you put him in a cold environment I don't think he'd really miss it. I would say he'd more more upset about losing the ability to absorb light, but that would mean putting him in a very dark room which is his happy place anyways lmao. Assuming they have comfortable energy reserves, Moon wouldn't be too worried. I think sun would be more uncomfortable without his heat & light production in general

Their abilities to make humans sleepy/extremely energetic are kind of similar to a skunks spray ability I imagine. They have some sort of chemical they can make that effects humans stored up in their bodies, and can release it at will. If they ran out they just have to wait for their body to produce more, but I don't think they've ever ran out

[top-secret-twins]

what has been the funniest thing you've heard your moms say recently?

Inkling isn’t Mama’s first language, so sometimes she prefers speaking Octarian but she’ll still speak Inkling for me and Marley (we’re still learning). Last week I went in her office to hang out and watch her make a game and when I asked how it was going she just sighed and told me “I hate composters”. I think she meant computers.

Mom also says some really out of pocket things sometimes but I’m not sure I’m allowed to repeat it here yet. Yesterday she was cleaning and she accidentally knocked a glass off the counter and without a second thought she called it a “stupid (beep)ing rock” when it broke. Apparently that glass has survived many more falls, but I wouldn’t know. I wasn’t there.

She also insults her drums a lot. -haruko

[rustyboltzz]

ok no deep burning questions but here's some silly ones

is iris a dog or a cat person? and on a similar but not exactly the same note if she was turned into a critter of some kind thru some anomaly would she be a dog or a cat (or something else :eyes:)

if she played minecraft what kinda style would she have (redstoner builder speedrunner fighter etc)

Oh my god... Iris asks.. how I've missed you!!

We're gonna do this a little differently this time. Within the ask, I'll include some little art to go along with my answers, I hope you enjoy! :]

(Perhaps you aren't into reading. If not; you're able to simply scroll through the art within this post by selecting one and swiping back and forth. That or you can scroll down like a normie.)

First question; 'Is Iris a dog or cat person?' Being honest? Neither! If she was to pick between the two, probably dogs, she has specific trauma tied to cats due to Omega-7, which I could explain in a separate ask if you'd like, but in terms of dogs? I think she feels in-between about them. I think she generally thinks they are 'cute' and is probably bonded to the idea of them being protectors (I like the idea that she bonded with some sniffer dogs while on Omega-7), but the fact that they are very high maintenance and demand a lot of her attention and physical affection is overwhelming for her. In short, they're nice to be around temporarily, but not her ideal long-term pet.

As for a pet, though, I think she'd enjoy some sort of lizard or reptile. I asked GlassAutomaton something similar to this in the past, and I agree with what he said there, so I'll just say it here as well; I can imagine her enjoying upkeeping their enclosures and the heat of their sun lamps. I also just think she has this particular affection for them because she grew up in a place where there was a significant amount of them just around regularly. They remind her of home.

I like to think she has this particular affection for snakes, salamanders and geckos in particular, and they inflict a rare case of cuteness-aggression from her when she sees them, but I feel she'd have a hard time ever asking for one as a pet, not because she thinks her overseers wouldn't allow it (I actually think they'd like her to have something other then Alpha-9 to devote herself too) but because she'd get embarrassed about being caught being so affectionate with another little being, even if they're an animal. The gods forbid Iris Thompson from baby-talking an animal in another's presence, in her eyes at least. Gotta keep up that 'Cool-Girl' persona, I guess. (The one that only exists in her head. Aha.)

Next question! 'If she was to be transformed into a little critter of some kind, which would it be?' Picking between the dog and cat, it's a bit hard to choose, I think she shares a lot of attributes with both of those animals specifically. With cats, she's similar in the aspects that she's naturally drawn to warm places, always a little bit touch and go with affection and her mood, and secretly a bit of a cuddle-bug, even if she'd never admit it. And with dogs, I'd say she's very praise-driven, even if subtley, a bit of a suck up when it comes to those she cares about, and quite demanding when she wants to be. I guess this answer ends with her being an Eye-Pet, if that reference isn't too niche. Which, from my understanding, and reflecting back on my five-year-old self's memories, is the mixture between the two animals. But who knows, maybe there's another glorious mixture of the two I'm failing to bring up.

As for any general animal I think she'd transform into, I guess I'd say it would be fun to see a Snake-Iris, which I know is something that's already been conceived somewhere. There's not a lot behind this past how I've connected her with reptiles, and the fact that I think she deserves to unhinge her jaw and swallow a mouse whole, just a little.

Final question! 'If she was to play Minecraft, what playstyle would she attach herself to?' Honestly, it's a little bit hard to choose on this one because I never really imagined her being a fan of sandbox types of games to begin with, but! I'd like to imagine she'd probably attach herself to the 'miner' type playstyle. She seems the type to get into the game for a couple of weeks and devote herself hard to one goal at a time, like upkeeping a fort and a farm and grinding for all the best materials (Atleast the ones she deems 'ethical', whatever that means. I think she'd learn about the villager trading system and be mortified.) only to get incredibly embarrassed that she wasted her time on such a 'nothing' task and never touch the game again.

Do I think she's good at grinding? Somewhat. On the most basic levels. I think she'd start to feel her brain twist inside her skull if she even tried to conceptualise a Redstone farm, let alone a mob farm, I mean, c'mon! She needs to give her opposition a fighting chance! Trapping them in a chamber and swiping at their legs is just too far for her! She may be a fighter, but she has morals..

Speaking of fighting, I think one of the things she genuinely does get good at in the game is the combat system, even if she's just practicing it on the hostile mobs. If there is one thing Iris Thompson cares about, it's her safety, and it's also most certainly being prepared.

Finally, I think far in the future, or perhaps not, her and Jacqueline (SCP-1985) would play together. Iris would probably play hardball at first when Jacqueline suggests they start a little world together but eventually cave at the prospect of building something with someone else. It's a flattering idea to her, even if she'd never admit that. I think Jacqueline has a much more laid-back playstyle. She enjoys the nature and life the game holds in its scenery. She enjoys being able to build something beautiful from scratch. I think she's an immaculate builder and devotes far too much time to perfecting her landscapes within their worlds. Makes her and Iris a neat little cottage away from it all, and while she finds it a bit ugly, doesn't abject when Iris builds fortress walls around them to keep them safe, maybe just spiffs up her watch towers a little bit.