#scoups: my birthday is the entire week

[otlwoozi]

Happy S.Coups DayWeek!!

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commission for ash ♥︎

[juniperdugong]

Jewelry that they'd gift you 95's ver.

Warnings: Mentions of body piercings, Slightly Suggestive (?) || 95s || 96s || 97s || Maknae Line ||

SCOUPS ⟡ Okay, my first thought is super boring...it's either a necklace or bracelet with a little cherry charm! ⟡ Still extremely cute though~ ⟡ This is deffo the gift he'd get you a couple months into the relationship, something expensive that you can brag about to your friend (trust he wants you to show it off) ⟡ Later down the road though (once he knows this is serious) he would gift you a promise ring ⟡ On the inner band he'd engrave your initials or small symbols you correlate with each other ⟡ And he'd get a matching one! ⟡ The outside would be pretty plain though - for privacy reasons (Lore drop: I got piercings so lemme indulge in my lil fantasy real quick hehehe)

⟡ HE'D GET YOU A BELLY RING WITH EITHER A CHERRY OR HEART ON IT!!! HERE YE HERE YE! ⟡ I just know this man drools at the thought of a belly piercing on his partner and them wearing something that represents him?!?!?! Bricked up.

YOU CAN'T TELL ME I'M WRONG! CAN YOU SEE THE VISION?

JEONGHAN ⟡ This man likes understated pieces on himself ⟡ So he LOVES understated pieces on you, especially "couple" related items! ⟡ If you like to go all out and are flashy with your personal jewelry he doesn't mind but he likes the idea of all the relationship stuff being just for you and him ⟡HE KNOWS he's got you wrapped around his finger (bc it's Jeonghan obvi) so he doesn't need to show off with anything fancy ⟡ His opinion is, "Well who are they coming home to? That's right, me." ⟡ He'd get you a simple bracelet or necklace, something that would go with every outfit ⟡ Obsessed with the idea that he would get you an anklet though!! ⟡ It's not visible every day but he knows it's there...whew~ (Lemme indulge in this crazy fantasy too) ⟡ Permanent jewelry. ⟡ Once he knows you're the one, he would gift you some permanent jewelry. ⟡ It's essentially a simple chain, usually a bracelet or anklet, that is welded on and can't be taken off without tools ⟡ Hehehe he's so crazy for this one ⟡ Lowkey I think he would like this idea more than wedding rings for y'all

(I go feral for the idea of lowkey possessive Jeonghannie)

JOSHUA ⟡ We all know it's true...bracelets. ⟡ Adores seeing you in anything he buys really ⟡ But bracelets take this man out! ⟡ Especially if they're ones he designed or made ⟡ Like the ones he showed off on live forever ago ⟡ Totally the type of guy to get you a Pandora bracelet and get you new charms for birthdays or special occasions ⟡ Overall I think customizable things that can grow with your relationship are very much Josh's vibe ⟡ Because what's more sentimental than something that you create together? ⟡ Plus. no one but you guys has to know the meaning and that's a point of pride for him ⟡ Seeing you explain what they mean or even seeing you refuse to explain what they mean, just knowing that whatever he buys you is going to remind you of him makes his entire heart melt into a puddle ⟡ I have a heavy fantasy about this man touring and picking up a charm every place he goes and gifting you a bracelet (or two) of all of them once he gets back or for your anniversary! ⟡ Certified sweetheart, certified sentimental man (when it comes to you)

(Quick someone write a fic about him making a bracelet for his S/O!)

A/N: Teehee, just some headcanons to fill the space between things atm (I am very obsessed with all of these tho...like an unhealthy amount of imagining going on here) Hope y'all like it though! And have a great week lovelies! Please Reblog and Comment if you enjoyed ! (They act as power-ups for me)

Taglist (OPEN): @bemybabiibish @bath1lda

[soopibean]

SEVENTEEN VS DISPATCH

This is how Seventeen would react to seeing a dispatch reporter following them.

Disclaimer!! As we all know, dispatch is a questionable entity and obviously the members of seventeen wouldn't react in this way. HOWEVER this is just meant for fun so don't take it too seriously.

Warnings: Mentions of cultish activities, Jeonghan is a scary man, reporter may like coups a little too much. Kidnapping?

Scoups

He angrily rants at the reporter, aggressively telling them what he'll do if he sees them here or around his members again. (Papa coups)

The reporter is left feeling a mixture of fear and arousal. Doesn't return either way.

Jeonghan

They're not watching him, he's watching them.

After a few days of following him they begin to realise he's visiting places they frequent. Restaurants they eat at, even the school they went to... But the most terrifying is when they realise at the end of the day, Jeonghan drove right to their house.

The reporter bursts through his front door to find Jeonghan eating a meal with his own wife and kids, a sinister smile played on his lips.

The reporter quits his job the next day and leaves the country.

Joshua

Simply gives them a gracious smile as he approaches them, offers a firm handshake as he begins his indoctrination. He doesn't see 'dispatch', he sees lost souls perfect for his cause.

The reporters are easy to convince.

Jun

Hasn't noticed. Assumed they were the trash collectors so he personally hands them his bin bags when he sees them. This was a good opportunity for them to snoop, though after opening them, all they find are bags full of scrunched up paper. It's all completely blank.

The reporters are left confused and empty handed.

Hoshi

'Horanghaes' in their direction whenever he see them, asks them to do it back. If they don't he becomes very upset.

The reporters now do it on impulse in most situations... They've become the laughing stock of the office.

Wonwoo

Notices them immediately. Convinced it's the government. Goes into hiding and starts wearing a tinfoil hat.

The reporters receive a bonus for capturing a photo of Wonwoo in said hat.

Woozi

They wait outside his studio for weeks. The blinds are always pulled, the lights are always on but no sign of life is seen. They finally leave but as they do, they miss the chance to see the wild Woozi emerging from the building, hissing at the sun and passing out from dehydration.

The reporters wasted everybody's time and are swiftly demoted.

DK

Greets them like old friends, asks about their families, brings them coffee on occasion. Even if they did find something they could report, they could never bring themselves to betray him.

The reporters become his personal protectors.

Mingyu

Immediately thinks they've caught him in a dating scandal. They follow him as he leaves the dorm late at night dressed perfectly in an expensive suit. He arrives at the restaurant, greeting somebody with a hug... It's Jungkook.

The reporters get sued by HYBE.

The8

Starts filming and taking pictures of them out of spite. Glares in disapproval at any given opportunity.

The reporters end every day feeling judged and self conscious.

Seungkwan

DRAMA QUEEN. Acts annoyed but is actually flattered. Begins to create his own fake scandals.

'O-oh I didn't see you there, I was just talking on the phone to my- oh I shouldn't have said that'

Struts off giggling, looking back every few seconds in hopes they'll follow.

The reporters decide to leave him to it.

Vernon

Does. Not. Care. Completely devoid of emotion when it comes to them. Simply stares blankly and unblinking in their direction.

The reporters are left feeling insignificant. They do little tricks to try to impress him. It doesn't work.

Dino

After watching him get left behind by the entire group on a beach trip they were having, the reporter offers him a ride home out of pity. Dino doesn't question the man and happily accepts, just grateful to have some company on his birthday. After hearing this the reporter couldn't bring himself to turn in any of the information he had gotten.

The reporter goes home and hugs his son.

However, if Dino had waited a few more minutes, he would have seen Seventeen returning with a birthday cake adorned with candles. Though upon seeing their youngest member missing and witnesses claiming he left in a suspicious vehicle, they are now convinced he had been kidnapped.

Thus chaos ensues... But that's a story for another time ;)

[sebongdotcom]

92 questions tag

@sevencts @pabospoiler @spasticstars thank you for tagging me!! lol it took me three tags to finally post it...

tagging @seokpio @scoup-d-etat @softlysweetlystan @rockmymansae @veryotl @angelyoons feel free to not do it and all that jazz, this tag has been going around a lot lately and idk whose done it or not...

Rules: Answer these 92 statements and tag 20 people

THE LAST:

1. Drink: water 2. Phone call: my mom 3. Text message: my brother 4. Song you listened to: Mojito by Red Velvet 5. Time you cried: last week at dance 

HAVE YOU:

6. Dated someone twice: ....don’t think so 7. Kissed someone and regretted it: no 8. Been cheated on: thankfully no 9. Lost someone special: grandparents 10. Been depressed: idk 11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: nope

LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS: 12-14: purple, pink, turquoise

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU:

15. Made new friends: between starting college and getting to know people on here, yes 16. Fallen out of love: i’ve dated but i don’t think i’ve ever been in love tbh 17. Laughed until you cried: like every day?? 18. Found out someone was talking about you: nope but i constantly fear it 19. Met someone who changed you: yes? i don’t change easily but its been a year of a lot of big changes in my life i guess 20. Found out who your friends are: not really 21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: yes? person i was dating in high school

GENERAL: 22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: most if not all... 23. Do you have any pets: nooooooo i am cursed to be allergic to a lot of furry creatures and its so sad cause i love puppies cats and bunnies with all my heart... 24. Do you want to change your name: nah i quite like it 25. What did you do for your last Birthday: i was turning 19 (a pretty boring age tbh) and i’m lucky enough to always be home for my birthday since its around christmas, so my family and i went to the museum of modern art, it was really fun! 26. What time did you wake up: *ominous music* 6 AM my dance day starts at 9 and i have to commute into the city... 27. What were you doing at midnight last night: not sleeping like i should’ve been :D probably on this hell site 28. Name something you can’t wait for: DIAMOND EDGE NEW YORK

29. When was the last time you saw your mom: a few hours ago

30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: i wish i was more confident in myself

31. What are you listening right now: the sound of my fan... 32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: yep a dude in high school 33. Something that is getting on your nerves: myself tbh 34. Most visited Website: good ol’ tumblr also youtube and ao3

LOST QUESTIONS. I JUST PUT IN RANDOM INFO ABOUT ME

35. Mole/s: quite a few 36. Mark/s: like scars? not many but one from last year where my friend’s teeth collided with my forehead lol…dancer problems 37. Childhood dream: to be a dancer, and i’m lucky enough to still be following that dream 38. Haircolor: ok i think of myself as blond but at this point its mostly brown 39. Long or short hair: long 40. Do you have a crush on someone: no….not very into relationships right now

41. What do you like about yourself: compassion and nerdiness

42. Piercings: just single ears right now but i want a cartilage i think 43. Bloodtype: don’t know 44. Nickname: Clara is kinda hard to make nicknames out of, you’re welcome to try i’ve always wanted one 45. Relationship status: single as a pringle 46. Zodiac: capricorn 47. Pronouns: she/her 48. Favorite TV Show: i’ve been watching a lot of parks and rec with my dad recently and god do i love that show with my entire heart, also doctor who and the get down 49. Tattoos: not right now but i’m open to the idea!! if there’s something really meaningful that i want 50. Right or left hand: proud leftie 51. Surgery: does wisdom teeth count? 52. Hair dyed in different color: nope but I want too 53. Sport: the only one i follow is baseball and that’s just for my local team that i enjoy stanning 55. Vacation: ugh all the places, Paris, Italy, New Zealand, Singapore…I want to travel 56. Pair of trainers: ?? not sure what this is asking but i wear them every day

MORE GENERAL: 57. Eating: can’t pick a favorite 58. Drinking: lemonade 59. I’m about to: go to sleep? 61. Waiting for: myself to stop procrastinating 62. Want: a cookie 63. Get married: eh right now the idea doesn’t sound too appealing but we’ll see 64. Career: professional dancer/starving artist

WHICH IS BETTER 65. Hugs or kisses: hugs 66. Lips or eyes: eyes 67. Shorter or taller: both 68. Older or younger: …older i guess? 70. Nice arms or nice stomach: don’t have a preference 71. Sensitive or loud: sensitive                                                                    

72. Hook up or relationship: relationship

73. Troublemaker or hesitant: troublemaker, i’m plenty hesitant enough for the both of us

HAVE YOU EVER: 74. Kissed a stranger: nope 75. Drank hard liquor: yes 76. Lost glasses/contact lenses: don’t need them *dabs* 77. Turned someone down: yeah in the last year actually…we’re super close friends now he’s a good guy 78. Sex on the first date: never had the sex at all actually 79. Broken someone’s heart: kind of 80. Had your heart broken: nope 81. Been arrested: never been caught 😈 nah just kidding i’m a goody two shoes

82. Cried when someone died: yeah 83. Fallen for a friend: maybe, its funny i’m not even friends with the person anymore and i still can’t figure out if i fell in love with them or not..

DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 84. Yourself: not really 85. Miracles: yes! 86. Love at first sight: no 87. Santa Claus: no but it doesn’t mean i’ll ever stop treasuring the memory of hearing sleigh bells outside my window the year i spent christmas at my cousins’ in Chicago 88. Kiss in the first date: sure go for it 89. Angels: ???? idk does joshua hong count

OTHER: 90. Current best friends name: Sarah/Natalie/Charlie/Paul 91. Eyecolor: brown 92. Favorite movie: fuck i can’t possibly pick a favorite movie so i’ll tell you my favorite song instead: Here comes the sun by the Beatles

[straymonsta]

Tagged by: @bee828 💕 thank you

Rules: You must answer these 92 statements and tag 20 people

THE LAST 1.Drink: Ice Tea Peach 2.Phone call: My dad 3.Text message: My cousin 4.Song you listened to: seventeen- don’t wanna cry 5.Time you cried: i don’t remember 6.Dated someone twice: No 7. Been Cheated on: No 8.Kissed someone and regretted it: Maybe 9.Lost someone special: Yes 10.Been depressed: Yes 11.Gotten drunk and thrown up: Yes

LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS: 1. Yellow 2: White 3: Pink

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU… 15.Made new friends: Yes 16.Fallen out of love: No 17.Laughed until you cried: Yes 18.Found out someone was talking about you: No 19.Met someone who changed you: Maybe

20.Found out who your true friends are: Yes

21.Kissed someone on your Facebook list: No

GENERAL… 22.How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: I think there’s like two people I don’t know irl 23.Do you have any pets: No

24.Do you want to change your name: when I was younger yea 25.What did you do for your last birthday: I was in a restaurant with my friends 26.What time did you wake up: 10:30 27.What were you doing at midnight last night: Watching Mvs; Tumblr;Instagram 28.Name something you cannot wait for: Croatia in two weeks

29.When was the last time you saw your mother: yesterday 30.What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: It’s entire existence 

31.What are you listening to right now: Seventeen- Don’t wanna cry 32.Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: Yes 33.Something that is getting on your nerves: me being lazy 34.Most visited website: Instagram 35.Elementary: Finished 36, High School: Finished 37.College: Still going to college 38.Hair color: Dark Brown 39.Long or short hair: Long Hair 40.Do you have a crush on someone: No

41.What do you like about yourself: my nails haha

42.Piercings: Just two earrings on one ear  43.Blood type: I don’t know 44. Nickname: Gaby, Bela 45.Relationship status: Single  46.Zodiac sign: Libra 47.Pronouns: She/her 48.Favorite tv show: Produce 101? 49.Tattoos: No 

50.Right or left hand: Right

FIRST… 51.Surgery: Never had one 52.Piercing: listed above  54.Sport: None 55.Vacation: Croatia 56.Pair of trainers:  Wth?

MORE GENERAL… 57.Eating: Pizza 58.Drinking: Ice Tea  59.I’m about to: to finish stuff for college 61.Waiting for: my parents 62.Want: to enjoy life more 63.Get married: if I can fall in love sure 64.Career: i don’t know

WHICH IS BETTER… 65.Hugs or kisses: Hugs  66.Lips or eyes: Both 67.Shorter or taller: taller 68.Older or younger: Older 70.Nice arms or nice stomach: Nice stomach

71.Sensitive or loud: sensitiv 72.Hook up or relationship: Relationship 

73.Troublemaker or hesitant: I need a troublemaker  think hah

HAVE YOU EVER… 74.Kissed a stranger?: No 75.Drank hard liquor? : Yes 76.Lost glasses contact/lenses? : Yes 77.Turned someone down?: Yes 78.Sex on first date?: No 79.Broken someone’s heart?: Maybe 80.Had your heart broken?: No 81.Been arrested?: No 82.Cried when someone died?: Yes 83.Fallen for a friend?: No

DO YOU BELIEVE IN… 84.Yourself?: Sometimes 85.Miracles?: Yes  86.Love at first sight?: yes 87.Santa Claus?: No 88.Kiss on the first date?: No 89.Angels?: yes

OTHER…. 90.Current best friend’s name: Natalie 91.Eye color: Brown 92. Favourite movie: A walk to remember 

Tagging: @scoups-stastu98 @dragonsfire @soybeantree @cappukkino @sowon18 Please do it

And everyone who wants to do it!!!