#schmexy stuff

[skyland2703]

Nsft Asks, may I request 44. Biting + Javi/Amelia?

Did i decide to make this... a valentines thing? ...uh yes I did... :D

Ao3

[skylandart]

Tumblr will probably flag me if I post the uncensored version on here, so… I turn to Ao3

[chaoticstarlightwonderland]

Kuzuhina love pollen/schmexy despair disease aftermath

So a common trope we’ve all seen before is some sort of aphrodisiac/love pollen/sexy despair disease infecting our beloved sdr2 cast. I want to skip the fun stuff and talk about the consequences.

Hajime and Fuyuhiko are with each other when it happens (i’ll say this take place during chapter 3) and it causes them to get all hot and flustered and the two start making out (and more~)

((sorry I don’t know how much I can say without getting banned from tumblr))

But what about the aftermath. It would be hard to go back to normal after spontaneously having sleeping with each other. And we’re talking about Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu here! The man who stabbed himself in the stomach as a form of apology. Obviously that didn’t work out the last time, but he has to do SOMETHING…

Fuyuhiko disappears for few hours if there are still sick people or a murder to investigate, a few days if it’s free time. Hajime is too much of a tsundere to analyse why it bothers him so much being left alone afterwards. Hajime is not at all self-conscious about his body, about how Fuyuhiko felt about it. If Fuyuhiko was disgusted by having to get physical with Hajime, or if Hajime was generally unpleasant at all. Hajime is not thinking about that at all no sir.

Fuyuhiko returns and the first thing he says to Hajime is “I’ve come to take responsibility as a Kuzuryuu and as a man!!” And pops out an engagement ring. The tiny mobster bows but doesn’t get on his knees cuz he doesn’t want to appear any shorter than he already is. The engagement ring itself is either something nice he got from Monomi/Chiaki through their ‘digital powers’ or if failing that, a ring pop from the store because that was the best he could find.

Hajime’s jaw drops to the floor. There are so many concerns on his mind. Responsibility? Is that really necessary? Yes Hajime wanted to talk to Fuyuhiko about it but marriage was the last thing on his mind. What would Hajime tell his parents? How would Fuyuhiko’s parents react to this? They’re still on an island in a killing game with no way out and Fuyuhiko’s top priority is setting up a shotgun wedding???

Hajime is feeling a mixture of embarrassment, surprise, and little bit of offence since it comes across like Fuyuhiko is worried that Hajime has become “spoiled goods”. It’s not Fuyuhiko’s intention, his behaviour around this is a product of his upbringing. Hajime tries to refuse but Fuyuhiko won’t stand for it, he must restore both their honours at all cost.

Bonus: if this all happens in front of the remain students. If Ibuki is still alive she would be most excited and immediately offer to sing at their wedding. Kazuichi but be jealous that Hajime not only got laid but is also getting married (despite Hajime’s protests otherwise). Gundham might be disappointed that Fuyuhiko did not put more poetry, theatrics, gravitas into the proposal. Nagito is admiring Fuyuhiko’s conviction (though considering Nagito’s crush is kinda canon there’s definitely some mixed feelings here). Now SOMEONE, I don’t know who, maybe Sonia, maybe Ibuki, who knows, will probably theorise out loud that Fuyuhiko was the top during the two’s ‘relations’ and that’s why the blonde yakuza is taking his ‘manly role’ so seriously. Both Hajime and Fuyuhiko tell the person to shut up but don’t really refute it nyehehehehe.

And that’s all I got right before I go to bed. Enjoy this pre-sleep madness.

[typicalopposite]

Re: your post about the lick in the Mary & George trailer. I’ve seen some people say that they think there’s some vague incestious stuff going on with Mary “training” George on seduction (there’s a split second shot of George with a woman who looks vaguely like it could be Julianne Moore at the very beginning of the trailer where she’s saying he’s her George and subject to her rule) sooo I’m thinking there might be a lot more ick things in the show. I’m keeping that in mind before I watch lolol. I will absolutely still be tuning in because 👀 Nicholas sir 👀 but still planning on lots of ick 😂

Oh god! Not his mooooom 😖😖😖😖

I feel like I will be watching a lot of this through my fingers ☠️☠️ like I’m all for the spicy and the steamy and the schmexy but… I have a limit ☠️

[0nelittlebirdtoldme]

Can I ask you to ramble about your current hyperfixation?

Thank you anon, you sure can! :D

Regarding irl stuff i am going to keep it vague (not wanting to spoil anything for that specific person, who's on here) but i am really scrambling for Christmas presents right now, as well as mode of delivery ;)

And fanfiction and fandom related stuff, i am still really obsessed with my fic TGN, and am dreaming up scenarios and the finale all day long. So looking forward to finish this baby soon! The whump, the blood, the angst and sexy schmexy undertones.... ugh!!

[circle-bircle]

i want to write so much but no ideas. kinda want to go back to nordion vampire shenanigans and do the schmexy stuff for nanna and ares (diarmuid... i havent decided on what to do next) but simultaneously i don't know. writing reader-insert smut makes me feel so silly because i do it all ironically but bros... if it's lewd is it really ironic anymore?!?

[cocktailsfairytales]

🎧NEW AUDIOBOOK🎧

HATE YOU ALWAYS by Jennifer Sucevic is now available in audio!

Narrated by Jennifer Blom & Michael Gallagher

DOWNLOAD here: https://www.amazon.com/x/dp/B0CK513MJH

Links in bio @jennifersucevicauthor

Blurb:

It all starts with a bucket list and a romance novel…. I’ve known Ryder McAdams my entire life. We’re neighbors and our families are besties. He’s also friends and teammates with my younger brother, Maverick.

But Ryder and me?

We’ve never been close. In fact, I’ve always gotten the distinct impression he doesn’t like me very much. He goes out of his way to ignore me.

Know what makes it worse?

The electricity that hums in the air every time our gazes collide. It sizzles through my body, until I feel it in the tips of my fingers and toes. Whoever said that you can’t control who you’re attracted to was, unfortunately, right.

I’ve done my best to stomp it out.

We’ve been at Western for three years and only come in contact when forced to interact. He’s busy partying it up and getting it on with his fangirl club. I’ve spent most of my college experience studying at the library, so I can apply to the med school of my choice.

One drunken night changes everything when Ryder takes me home and finds the bucket list I wrote before freshman year.

Know how many things I’ve ticked off since then?

Zero. Zilch. Nada.

For some strange reason, Ryder decides he’ll be the one to help tackle each item before graduation.

That would be all fine and good, except there’s some pretty schmexy stuff on there…like the big O.

#AudioRelease #JenniferSucevic #HateYouAlways #NewAdult #EnemiesToLovers #SportsRomance #wordsmithpublicity

[joyffree]

🎧NEW AUDIOBOOK🎧

HATE YOU ALWAYS by Jennifer Sucevic is now available in audio!

Narrated by Jennifer Blom & Michael Gallagher

DOWNLOAD here: https://www.amazon.com/x/dp/B0CK513MJH Links in bio @jennifersucevicauthor

Blurb:

It all starts with a bucket list and a romance novel…. I’ve known Ryder McAdams my entire life. We’re neighbors and our families are besties. He’s also friends and teammates with my younger brother, Maverick.

But Ryder and me?

We’ve never been close. In fact, I’ve always gotten the distinct impression he doesn’t like me very much. He goes out of his way to ignore me.

Know what makes it worse?

The electricity that hums in the air every time our gazes collide. It sizzles through my body, until I feel it in the tips of my fingers and toes. Whoever said that you can’t control who you’re attracted to was, unfortunately, right.

I’ve done my best to stomp it out.

We’ve been at Western for three years and only come in contact when forced to interact. He’s busy partying it up and getting it on with his fangirl club. I’ve spent most of my college experience studying at the library, so I can apply to the med school of my choice.

One drunken night changes everything when Ryder takes me home and finds the bucket list I wrote before freshman year. Know how many things I’ve ticked off since then?

Zero. Zilch. Nada.

For some strange reason, Ryder decides he’ll be the one to help tackle each item before graduation.

That would be all fine and good, except there’s some pretty schmexy stuff on there…like the big O.

[tiny-buzz]

Couples: Here's 19 Ways To Spice Up Regis Weekend In The Bedroom

- Introduce toys to the bedroom (aides, swings, Legos, video games, card games, tabletop games where thou can assume the visage of a holy knight, a wycked emperor, a valiant elf, a powerful orc, a tyre goblyne (post ‘tyre goblyne’ in the comments if you get this funny, funny reference), a wycked mage, a powerful cleric, a wycked bard, a wycked mage, a powerful troll, or a gorgeous woman orc).

- Try a little role play (lady boss and idiot male secretary, sensual graphic designer and idiot male client at a mid-size independent brewery in the northeast, voluptuous park ranger and distressed idiot male hiker who has neglected to pack water, house-wrecking girl-next-door munitions manufacturer and idiot male secretary, femme fatale school board chairwoman and idiot male skateboarder who was involved in a hit-and-run on school grounds and is threatening to sue if the school doesn’t buy him a new board)

-Buy an air fryer to produce delectable delites for the bedroom and beyond. Don’t forget to buy a towel to prevent crumbs on the bed.

-Air fried fruit cups

-Coax your partner into eating delicious air fryed foods. Don’t they look schmexy wolfing down the second tray of air fryer quinoa shooters? Aren’t you still in love with them?

-Spank your partner Regis-style. Did you know that Mr. Television himself was a long-time proponent of sexual spanking? Regis and Joy would spank each other several nights a week, sometimes for hours, while the buzzy glow of the television illuminated the otherwise unlit hotel rooms.

-Regis Boudoir photoshoot Featuring premium clam-inspired lingerie

-“Joy loves watching HSN while being spanked by me. She'd kill me if she knew I was saying this, but she loves seeing all the new products and appliances being demonstrated on television all while receiving punishment in the form of spanking. Ain't that something?"

-Clam juice-scented lingerie

-Sizeplay — Did you ever fantasize about 2 inches tall while a 14 foot tall Regis, dressed as Lady Wolverine, steps on your face with stiletto heels?

-addressing madame wolverine, while extremely microscopic, and wearing formal, gentlamanly attire of the finest qualitie: "...much, mcuh smaller than you, my ladyship..."

-the year is 3012: same-size voring has just been legalized by Nude Gingrixh 2 (virtual ginGRINCH software from MicroSexSoft)

-Watching a documentary, hosted by AI-generated Regis, wherein Nim Chimsky (language ape) signs syntactically correct erotic sentences, which are then spoken by a Regis Voice Synthesizer

-Mark Zuckerberg, to a wounded nation, minutes after the events of 10/17: "We are adding patriotic vore to the metaverse as a sign of respect for the thousands that just died during the tragic events of 10/17." (Puts on absolutely stupid looking computer hat)

-“babe that erotic sentence, syntactically correct, was conceived in the mind of an intelligent ape, and spoken by a computer in the style of regis philbin... (austin powers voice) does that make you horny baby?"

-Tie your partner up to the bed and then go play video games

-Regis 64 With Rumble Pack

-Put the Rumble Pack in your b*tt

-Sonic the Sexual Hedgehog is BACK with 64 bits of erotic, relationship-saving graphics. Watch as Sonic jumps in bed with you and your partner(s) to rekindle the flame with incredible speed. You'll be done in seconds and back to listlessly scrolling apps and checking stock quotes

- Air friar. Earth friar. Wind friar. Like that cartoon. Funny stuff,

- Some couples "get off" on the thrill of Regis Weekend being extended to Wednesday, October 4th. If you're one of those couples, you're in luck: Regis Weekend has been being extended to Wednesday, October 4th nd.

[skyland2703]

Morning sex + Amelia/Javi for the prompts 👀

🤭🤭🤭

Full version on Ao3

Send me a prompt and a ranger ship and I’ll try and whip up something like this for them ^^

The written part is SHIT. so please. read with care. >//<

[voicesbyzane]

If any of my followers play the mobile game AFK arena, I’ll be voicing the upcoming character Lorsan! 

[celestaei]

it is sunday my doods...... -sprays caro with water-

[milkb0nny]

May I request a smut scenario about Jake x fem reader first time? Thanks! 👉🏻👈🏻

Sure! I usually don't write smut, especially because I think I'm not really familiar with stuff like that (I don't read any lewd fanfics >^<) but I'll definitely try my best! 🌼💕 It won't be too hardcore tho.

Didn't proofread it c': hope there aren't many typos. I made headcanons because when it's about lewd stuff I don't feel comfortable writing full scenarios. I hope it's still okay.

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𝗳𝗶𝗿𝘀𝘁 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗝𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝗞𝗶𝗺 +:｡.｡

webtoon lookism: Jake Kim

warnings: lewd schmexy time

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🍈 Jake gives you a lot of time to feel comfortable around him first. Don't expect your first time to be the first ever contact to sexual things. It's gonna be a long process; some months of discovering the others body and appreciating sweet spots. Jake wants to know your boundaries well enough before anything happens which you'll regret.

🍈 You both didn't plan the first time either. Some couples may sense it coming up but with you and Jake it was so spontaneous. He couldn't really hold back after you spent the day on the beach. He wanted you, badly. Please don't imagine Jake as a beast though. When it's about intimate things like sex, he's soft and caring. His urges to love and make you feel good are a constant thing in his head though.

🍈 It will start with the usual make-out. It's evening, you both already ate something heart-warming and took a shower. You originally wanted to watch a movie but the eyes for another pay no attention to the TV. He will hug you tightly from behind as he spoons you. Sensing your fresh smell from the shower and your soft bum makes him needy and you shortly notice something coming up down there.

🍈 Jake definitely is really loving and he won't dare to hurt you. Even if you wanted it, his heart would ache in pain and suffering. He doesn't want to harm you and he thinks if you'd enjoy pain, he were to take you to a therapist. He really cares about your mental state and for him degrading or spanking you only hurts this man. He wants to adore you.

🍈 Speaking of adoration; expect a lot of praises and compliments from him. Especially the first time should be a sensual memory for the further future. He'll call you mine and gets possessive over you. Don't mix that up with the toxic trait, Jake really only means good things to you. He'll appreciate your insecurities. For example when you have a mole on your inner tight, he gently kisses it and tells you how beautiful it is to him. Don't even dare thinking he's lying - in his eyes you're a goddess and every inch of your golden body deserves love.

🍈 definitely the dominant part, unless you feel comfortable in taking over. He wouldn't mind because your wishes matter to him and your pleasure means a lot too. Your satisfaction goes first for him though. He'll take all the time for you even if it means the whole night. He wants you in every gorgeous way there is and he doesn't want to miss a detail.

🍈 Surely gets aroused by your noises and soft voice. Don't be shy to make some sounds. You have no reason to feel shy or embarrassed. Jake will feel happy and aroused when you let yourself totally go under his care. He's very loving and won't even dare to bruise your legs; except for some hickeys. He wants to mark you as his girl.

🍈 He'll be very slow and worried at first. Once you're used to it and you give him signs it's okay to continue, he loosens up and gets a little more pace. He's not the fastest man out there. He wants to share time with you and not to instantly come. He has a lot of stamina, which is no surprise, and he'll use it for you. Jake also thinks going too energetic on the first ever night would make you feel overwhelmed. From previous experience he's aware overwhelming about the first time can cause some emotional distress.

🍈 He's the softest guy when it's about aftercare. Even while doing it he will ask if you're okay, if you're thirsty, if you need a break, if you need to pee, if you feel emotionally stable and and and. He's a dream to have as boyfriend. After you're done, he makes sure you go pee. You shouldn't get an infection. While you're in the bathroom, he'll change the sheets quickly and cuts some fruits as snacks.

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[toastedkiwi]

Shy!Reader Headcanons 2

General Stuff

When she’s crying, why she hides when crying, her necklaces, ordering for her, making him blush, cursing in front of the MCU cast, getting picked on in school, what he doesn’t like about shy,

the mustache, the reveal of the stache, talking about the fam in interviews, the sweater, Super Bowl party, her Instagram, wedding/honeymoon nails, her singing, fluffy hair, will smith, net worth,

new phone, new phone aftermath, picnics/dates, Pedro pascal painting, the inspo, pp painting smol update, premiere aftermath,

Kids Stuff

First words,

18+

schmexy time playlist, being intimate after baby, the quiet ones, teasing him,

Shy!Reader Masterlist

Headcanons 1

Holiday Themed Headcanons

[anywherebuthere]

omfg idk why i’m sending this but i saw you using notion too and istg it’s the best i feel so ✨schmexy✨ with the icon gifs and stuff like screw every other app this one’s top tier

omg pls, it's literally my favourite thing to do you don't get it 😩✋ it makes me feel so calm and organized

mines is kinda bare bones rn, I swear I'm gonna make it seggsy 🙁🙏

[rvmmm21]

small rvmmm21 psa :

hello there guys. couple things i would like to say, but in bullet points because i can form proper sentences at the moment just about as well as i can hold down a consistent sleep schedule :  n o t   w e l l.

i would love to answer requests in chronological order because i want to be fair, b u t, i don’t because it all depends on whether i feel inspired to or not. so i apologise if it takes me a little while to get to yours heheh.

just because i’m not that out there as a smut writer... (i’m slowly getting into it, but let’s be real it needs a lot of work), if you don’t state ‘smut’ specifically, i’ll tend to not write it or focus very little on it. (i will be able to write schmexy stuff one day without all the embarrassed seal clapping, i swear!)

but don’t worry, i’ll answer all (within reason) of them at some point.

aight, thanks for coming to my ted talk!