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anoras · 4 months ago

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i like how in dragon age. the whole era is called The Dragon Age because well, The Dragons Are Back. but where most fantasy would make this the focus of their plot, it is merely a side note and frankly we have more important things to worry about

#mara.txt #'dragons have been gone for centuries but suddenly they've returned! anyway. religious schism.'

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tanadrin · 2 months ago

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I love how Fat Bear Week is like one of those ancient holidays where they have to determine when it falls by checking when the barley harvest ripens or something. Like the Katmai rangers have to go out into the wilderness and check on the chonkiness of the bears, and when it gets to be That Time they can officially declare The Best Holiday

(Oct 2-8 this year in case you observe)

#hopefully in 250 years there will be a schism #over the calculus of the date of Fat Bear Week

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sweetmapple · 11 months ago

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If you are a human being that breathes, you will like ULTRAKILL

it is your god given duty to go and buy ultrakill neow

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idkaguyorsomething · 1 year ago

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the convoluted doctor who lore gets extra funny when you realize that, at two separate points in the past, two different companions to two different doctors ended up running into rasputin but both came to the conclusion that he was a pretty nice and normal guy. which, depending on how you interpret the power of the doctor, is either a nice subversion of a lot of tropes of stories used in pre-soviet russia, or side-splittingly hilarious as you start imagining the master getting roped into various adventures with different versions of the doctor that he can’t fuck with yet or else he’ll destroy the timeline, forcing him to play nice with the humans as part of his 4D Time Chess Master Disguise Plan #3852

#doctor who #rasputin #in case you’re wondering the companions were #ian chesterton #liz shaw #and #jo grant #who kept explicitly making references to the master throughout the story #but wait it gets better #at one point it was proposed to make a story with this one time lord called the meddling monk #who just decides to start fucking around with the timeline and forces rasputin to listen to boney m #but apparently this actually drives rasputin to the brink on insanity and destroys the entire timeline #forcing the monk to regenerate into rasputin to take his place and live out his life #and that’s why he decided to go by the monk #it was never technically canonized but could you imagine the mindfuck #you have a time lord impersonating another time lord impersonating a normal guy who may or may not have actually existed in the whoniverse #who even knows at this point #the untempered schism didn’t drive the master mad it was a funky disco beat #grigori rasputin #dhawan!master

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thebozoarchives · 3 months ago

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ultratober day 9 - 16 ↓

#ultrakill #malicious face ultrakill #maurice ultrakill #stray ultrakill #ultrakill stray #schism ultrakill #ultrakill schism #soldier ultrakill #ultrakill soldier #stalker ultrakill #ultrakill stalker #something wicked ultrakill #sisyphean insurrectionist #ferryman ultrakill #my art

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fernsensei · 5 months ago

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i forgor to post this

original pic vvvv

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daftmooncretin · 6 months ago

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big bummer that lestat slept through the 60s… like rip king you should have fucked simon and garfunkel

#ik there’s a world out there where lestat caused the simon and garfunkel schism #my first thought reading the vampire lestat was aw dang he never saw star trek #but being real lestat would not have given a fuck about star trek because sci fi is armands special interest and therefore disgusting to hi #but that bitch would have been so into simon and garfunkel #but alas i fear louis went to scarbourough fair by himself #iwtv #anne rice #simon and garfunkel #lestat de lioncourt #louis de pointe du lac #loumand #interview with the vampire #vampire chronicles #armand

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volatilemask · 1 year ago

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#id in alt #ultrakill #schism #soldier #something wicked #sisyphean insurrectionist #stalker #vm's art

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forgetriestowrite · 4 months ago

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HI HELLO GOOD MORNING I WAS GOING THROUGH C3E100 AGAIN AND I CAN'T BELIEVE I DIDN'T POST ABOUT THIS ALREADY

c3e100 @ 2:17:29 "You laughed at me for supporting her. But never was there a braver moment than when she came to you. And I knew what you would do, and I knew that she must try. And I will not abandon her now, just as I wish we had not abandoned you, and you us."

okay so should i just throw my phone across the room now or what

was that voice crack on "knew what you would do" purposeful because it is fucking me all the way up

and then Asmodeus just LEAVING ugghhhhh this trio is going to be the death of me

#i knew it would be the fucking sibling dynamics that got me #can you imagine that moment at the beginning of the schism #sarenrae with so much hope and pelor knowing what would happen but knowing she had to go anyway #because I can and it's currently destroying me #good morning everyone #cr downfall #critical role #critical role downfall #nick marini #ashley johnson #brennan lee mulligan #cr trist #cr ayden #cr asmodeus #pelor the dawnfather #sarenrae #the everlight #the dawnfather #c3e100

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not-so-superheroine · 20 days ago

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#tumblrstake #queerstake #love getting the real deets from my septa- octa- and nonagenarian friend who were there #and what their parents and maybe even grandparents had to say about it.#i have been told unpublished Joseph Smith III stories. let alone old policy and church screwups and the mildly bizzare recollections #also so many stories about encountering/being visited by the 3 Nephites from generations #that kind of lore is the best #yes. pls tell me what you learned in sunday school in 1960.#thanks for the primary book from 1947 #Fred M Smith got caught with a beer by Joseph Smith III (his dad) . he hid it in his tuba but tripped #the beer rolls out of the tuba and is picked up by no one other than father JSIII #he hands it back to fred and says something along the lines of “you dropped this”#like where else are you gonna get that #rlds faction “war” where???? kerala 🤯 year?? 1990s #that one was from an ex apostle and is declassified and i used some artistic liscence in description.#community of christ prevailed. but apostle who came to prepare new ministers that had to take over after schism legally can never go back #no one died afaik #i'm just impressed by the apostle who was risking his life for the church in kerala bc theres more to it than this #good history #idk the lgbtq+ history that well other than they did have a group for them at Conference in the 70s #and no open old lgbtq+ friends

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doomspoonss · 8 months ago

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Finalised comparison renders for the first batch of my ULTRAKILL stuff. I am very tired after rendering these. More: https://www.artstation.com/artwork/GeQJqV

#3d sculpting #zbrush #art #artists on tumblr #3d art #ultrakill #ultrakill fanart #horror #mindflayer #maurice #mannequin #schism #filth

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indigosabyss · 1 month ago

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lmao i forgot that in the netflix show's version of the 'the world is quiet here' poem, they neatly left out the lines where the new recruits are described as being dragged away from their beds by their ankles.

#u gotta commit to the child abduction my guys #the 'no good sides of the schism' defense is giving fencesitter if u don't mention the entire organization being based on child abduction #a series of unfortunate events #asoue #netflix asoue

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arensika · 1 year ago

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