#schattenfanger

[skullkxd]

@schattenfanger said: Oh no you DON’T

YOINK.

Honestly! Michael isn’t even that much taller than them. How the heck did he manage to do that? Ree cranes their neck to look at the redhead, and huffs.

“About time you showed your face, Mikey! Is that any way to treat Alola’s brand new champion?”

[voidfell]

FROM THE INBOX: how you do anything is how you do everything. (to leon) / @schattenfanger

"Yes, exactly, you get it!"

Leon had no idea what he got, but he was very, very sure that Michael got it. He related to that one sentence very, very much. Leon had gotten where he was through a lot of hard work-- and a lot of luck if he was being honest. But that was absolutely how you did anything, and how you did everything, so it tracked.

[coeurlxss]

"Nothing wrong with sharing some knowledge!"

[tellnxlies]

Rex is the only valid one /j

No but I get it, I just really got whiplash with looking to see when they were last in and it was 2007

[orreanintrepidness]

"Better idea. Why don't you just go vanish in the desert or something. I ain't content lettin' Orre drag behind the rest of the world like most of you worthless dregs."

[horizonboundtrainer]

@schattenfanger X

"Everything comes with uncertainty just like everything you do's got consequences. It's easier to figure out the best course of action once you know 'em well enough to adapt to their type of stupidity."

And sometimes the best solution is beating the shit out of your former friend and hogtying them to the nearest heavy object.

[gnzma]

@schattenfanger

Is it possible to reach peak dumbass? [ YES OR NO ; ACCEPTING ]

"Nope."

there's no peak. you can always be worse!

[seginbeats]

Roses are red

Roses are yellow

Roses are white

Roses are so many colors

This poem’s gotten out of hand

"Yo there's so many colors but when are we gettin' GLOW IN THE DARK ROSES? Like I ain't a flower guy but I'd be MAD BLUSHIN' if someone gave me a bouquet of like-- trippy glowin' roses," oh, now his mind was going on a tangent.

"Shit would look cool. . ."

[monterraverde]

"How many jobs do you think is too many jobs for one person?" He's talking about himself, unaware of how easily it could also apply to one of Rika's own coworkers. "I'm asking for science."

"Three. Speaking from experience- Both for myself and my co-worker who's doing Insurance on top of Gym and Elite four duties."

[faetedforglory]

@schattenfanger said: types 911 into the microwave

SCREAMS

[skullkxd]

@schattenfanger said:

"back by unpopular demand... me." and now an awkward wave.

“—!!!!!

MIKEY!”

Before Ree can even think twice, their body moves. They yank themself from their wheelchair and crash against their friends body, hands flinging around his neck into a hug.

“Mikey! Mikey! Shit, man, where have you been? So much has happened! I — ow, ow, okay, hold on, I need to get back in my chair —”

[skullkxd]

They flinch.

Mikey has never yelled at them like this. They had come to see what they crash was about, but — it seems like Mikey is …

“Hey — calm down. Calm down,” their voice is shaking. They reach out to touch his shoulder. “I meant physically. I know that — you’re not doin’ great — but — I meant… did you get — hurt?”

”… Mikey? Are you doin’ okay?” | @skullkxd

"i'm not fucking okay, ree!" its more aggressive than he's ever been with them, but even ree isn't enough to quell the rage that's finally succeeded in taking over him. "i'm here because i'm not okay, but it hasn't changed a damn thing!"

[tumblestonesa]

come at me cowards (she says, terrified of overstepping and initiating herself)

[tellnxlies]

michael 🤝 naomasa 🤝silva

radiating energy that is...really not what humans should

[orreanintrepidness]

"All in due time kiddo, Casinos aren't built in the desert overnight. All in due time..."

[trainerseyes]

"You do have a point, though." She nods. "I personally liked the Island Challenge trials, if you ask me, which is part of why we only have an elite four and not any official gyms. That, and we'd have to hire gym leaders, unless we can somehow manage to convince all the trial captains, save for Acerola, to take that role."

"As the champion of the recently instated Alola league, I am required by contract to respectfully disagree." Selene doesn't seem like she disagrees at all, though. "Before our League started, we were the odd ones out among our neighboring regions. Now, we're approaching equal footing with regions such as Kanto or Johto. Emphasis on approaching."