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I drew this picture as part of my job that I am paid real money for.

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Please help me. I have nothing else.

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Very good grafitti. No notes. 10/10.

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redo because i messed up

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You've probably seen polls about "Would you sing for X minutes / in front of X many people / etc. for $" before. Well. Here's another one!

If you sing a song in front of 50,000 people, you get a million dollars... but this time, you don't get to pick the song.

Spin this wheel of song options, and that's what you have to sing in front of a stadium full of people. You will have 30 minutes to prepare.

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Ok here's my Elden Ring DLC thoughts. Spoilers under the cut

MORE LIKE [REDAHNCTED] AMIRITE?

I really liked the DLC! Its was pretty much exactly what I wanted, which was a bunch of cool and challenging boss fights.

Except for Commander Gaius but honestly all the fights that encourage you to use the horse are not good in my opinion. Other than that, they were all winners in my book.

I didn't burn the Erdtree and left Malenia alive before going into the DLC because I was curious if there would be any Sif-like extra cutscenes if you went back to them post DLC. i can now confirm there is not ):

After beating Consort Redahn I was basically Goku straight out of the Hyperbolic Time Chamber. It was a lot of fun to demolish all those late game bosses that gave me so much trouble when the game first came out.

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Ladies and gentlemen, we got em'

Here's what my health looked like at the end of the fight.

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Still fighting the boss at the top of the tower.

[REDACTED]...please...i'm begging you...you need a haircut.

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Anyway time for a more relaxing encounter.

*fights a gargantuan Doom (2016) devil dragon*

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God this fucker on the warthog is the worst fight in the game and I don't just mean the dlc.

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Buddy, you are never going to believe this...

Playing the Elden Ring DLC. The first boss is super cool and also kicking the shit out of me.

All is well.

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Playing the Elden Ring DLC. The second boss is super cool and also kicking the shit out of me.

I am content.

Playing the Elden Ring DLC. The first boss is super cool and also kicking the shit out of me.

All is well.

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Playing the Elden Ring DLC. The first boss is super cool and also kicking the shit out of me.

All is well.

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It's my birthday today! Which means it's also @norivia's birthday too!

Happy Birthday Norivia! As you can see, I put a lot of effort into this years birthday thunder.

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Murdoch Miles

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Dr. Anarchy

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I made a Cohost just in case Tumblr self destructs

Whether I actually use it or not we'll see. If you have Cohost tell me and i'll give you a follow!

I ain't making a bluesky account. If Twitter dies i'll just be fine not having that social media experience anymore.