#scatterpatter's incorrect quotes generator

[incorrectrengaquotes]

Reiki: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast? Langa: Several traffic violations. Shadow: Three counts of resisting arrest. Joe: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks. Cherry: Also, that’s not our car.

[rosey-blog06]

I decided to muck around on the Incorrect Quotes Generator, and Here's what came out (Shadowhunter version)

(Website Link) Simon: What’s up guys? I’m back. Jace: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die. Simon: Death is a social construct. Magnus: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running? Alec: Oh, I’m always running Alec: The question is from what Clary: Jace and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us Simon: *Sighing* What did Jace do? Clary: He chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and... Jace: Who wants a steering wheel? *The squad right before Alec's wedding* Magnus: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend. Issy: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too! Clary: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well Simon: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND Jace, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE Clary: Can you keep a secret? Alec: Do you know anything about my life? Clary: No I do not. Good point. Alec: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much. Magnus: Oh, you’ve been? Alec: Once. In Monopoly. Jace: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Alec? Alec: … No. Issy: I do! Jace: I know, Issy. Issy: I’m sad! Jace: I know, Issy. Simon: You saved me. I owe you my life. Raphael: No thanks. I’ve seen it and I’m not very impressed. Clary: Alec isn’t answering their phone Magnus: I’ll call Simon: Clary and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi- Alec: Hello? I had to change the names around for them to make sense so many times lmao

[marthalmary]

kidnapper: We have Princess Guinevere. Give us ten thousand dollars and they will be returned to you unharmed

Guinevere: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I’m only worth ten thousand dollars?

Arthur:

Guinevere: MAKE IT ONE MILLION–

Arthur: GUINEVERE STOP

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ScatterPatter's Incorrect Quotes Generator

Featuring Brambleclaw

With bonus Jaypaw with Rock and Stoneteller

[emilyrox]

Charlie: Just be yourself.

Sir Pentious: 'Be myself'? Charlie, I have one day to win Cherri Bomb over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?

Angel Dust: Couple weeks.

Husk: Six months.

Alastor: Jury’s still out.

Sir Pentious: See, Charlie?

Sir Pentious: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?

[letsquestjess]

Crosshair: Why are you on the floor?

Hunter: I'm depressed.

Hunter: Also I was stabbed, can you get Echo, please.

[highfalutin-son-of-a-gun]

Jack: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him ?

Davey: YOU DID WHAT—

Race: William Snakespeare.

[qsmpincorrect]

Bad: You know those things will kill you, right?

Cellbit, pouring another glass of whiskey: That’s the point.

Roier, smoking a cigarette: We’re trying to speed up the process.

Jaiden: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*

[6ien]

haven't posted anything in a while..

[blinkinbrothershark]

Jack, with all the newsies sitting in a circle around him: My policy is if you see something, say something.

Smalls: I saw a squirrel in a tree today!

Jack, in genuine awe: Outstanding.

Jack: This is what I’m talking about people.

[slytherinlizzy]

Duskwood Incorrect Quotes pt.5

~♡~ Valentine's Day Edition ~♡~

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Lilly: Hey, Jake? Can I get some dating advice?

Jake: Just because I'm with Mc doesn't mean I know how I did it.

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Hannah: Why are Mc and Jake sitting with their backs to each other?

Lilly: They had a fight.

Hannah: Then why are they holding hands?

Lilly: They get sad when they fight.

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Mc, pointing: May I sit there?

Jake: That's my lap.

Mc: That doesn't answer my question, Jake.

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Mc: ARE YOU MOCKING ME?!

Jake: ARE YOU MOCKING ME?!

Mc: HOW DARE YOU, JAKE?!

Jake: HOW DARE YOU, JAKE?!

Mc: I'M BEAUTIFUL!

Jake: Damn right you're love.

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What Jake says: Are you being done holding a grudge?

What Jake means: I'm sorry. I just want to hug you from behind and bury my face in your neck. I want to get tangled up on the couch and kiss you and play with your hair and fall asleep next to you.

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Texting with Jake

Mc: I wanna sleep with you.

Mc: But like in the innocent way.

Mc: ...

Mc: Get your bitch ass over here and cuddle with me you little shit!

Jake: Damn girl, calm down, I'm putting my shoes on.

Mc: <3

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Texting with Jake

Jake: The studies show that you are the most amazing person in the world.

Mc: Source?

Jake: Me. ;)

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[incorrectrengaquotes]

Cherry: How did none of you hear what I just said? Langa: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours. Reiki: I got distracted about halfway through. Joe: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

[ladymiraclewings]

Ragatha, about Gummigoo: Apparently we’re getting someone new in the group. Jax: Are we stealing them? Kinger: New or used? Pomni: Wonderful responses, both of you.

[marthalmary]

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ScatterPatter's Incorrect Quotes Generator

Featuring some toxic couples.

MudxHawkxAsh

OneFire

BerryLion

The last one SENDS me

[emilyrox]

Angel Dust: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?

Charlie: >:O language

Niffty: Yeah watch your fucking language

Husk: OKAY WHO TAUGHT NIFFTY THE FUCK WORD?

Vaggie: 'The fuck word'.

Alastor: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time

Niffty: Oh my god he censored it

Vaggie: Say fuck, Alastor.

Niffty: Do it, Alastor. Say fuck.