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[swifthorne]

Luigi's Escape Plan incorrect quotes

Based on the comic by the incredibly talented @jelly-fish-wishes. The following were all made using ScatterPatter's Incorrect Quotes Generator (some being edited slightly).

1.

King Penguin: "If Luigi and I were drowning, who would you save?"

Lumalee: "You two can't swim?"

Luigi: "It's a hypothetical question, Star Child! Who would you save?"

Lumalee: "My time and effort."

2.

Bowser: "I was arrested for being too cool."

Princess Peach: "The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence."

3.

Doug: "Is stabbing someone immoral?"

Felicity: "Not if they consent to it."

Cooper: "Depends on who you're stabbing."

King Penguin: "YES!!!"

4.

Koopa Guard: "Where are you going?"

Cooper: "To get lunch, or commit a felony. I'll decide on my way there."

5.

Luigi: "Jail is no fun, I'll tell you that much."

King Penguin: "Oh, you've been before?"

Luigi: "Once. In Monopoly."

6.

Lumalee: (sees KP's missing foot) "How would you rate your pain?"

King Penguin: "Zero stars. Would NOT recommend."

7.

Mario: "I've come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck."

8.

Bowser: (to Peach) "I'd like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals."

9.

Toad: "If I die, my funeral is gonna be the biggest party ever, and you're all invited."

Lumalee: "If?"

Doug: (post face-heel-turn) "Great. The only party I've ever been invited to, and he might not even die."

10.

Random Kong: (in Bowser's dungeon) "So, who should we call?"

Marcelo: "I'd call my brother....but he's been deep fried."

11.

Luigi: "What's a word that's a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?"

King Penguin: "Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-"

Lumalee: "Smad."

12.

Luigi: *screams in Italian*

Cooper: *screams louder in Koopish to assert dominance*

Doug: "Should we do something?"

Felicity: "No. I wanna see who wins this."

13.

Jelly (aka the comic's author): "Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life."

Luigi: "Self esteem, haven't seen you in years!"

Lumalee: "Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!"

Toad: "I knew I lost that potential somewhere!"

Bowser: "My moral code, is that you?"

Jelly: "I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me, but do you guys need a hug?"

14.

Doug: "Looking left, 'cause my colleagues didn't treat me right."

King Penguin: "Looking right, 'cause I've got one foot left."

Luigi: "Looking up, 'cause I refuse to bring my friends down."

Bowser: "Looking down, 'cause you just fucked up."

15.

Luigi: "Hey, can I get a sip of your water?"

Lumalee: "It's not water."

Penguin King: "Vodka, I like your style!"

Lumalee: "It's vinegar."

Luigi: "Wha-"

Lumalee: "It's vinegar, COWARDS."

16.

Kamek: "I'm a reverse necromancer."

Cranky Kong: "Isn't that just killing people?"

Kamek: "Semantics."

[fitzbelovedhangover]

Fitz: This is a mistake😑

The Fool, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!

Fitz: But not today😑

The Fool, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess!

[tyu1forever]

Marauders Incorrect Quotes #4

James: You know those things will kill you, right?

Regulus, pouring another glass of whiskey: That’s the point

Remus, smoking a cigarette: We’re trying to speed up the process,

Sirius, nods while eating raw cookie dough

[marthalmary]

Arthur : I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?

Merlin : Put spaghetti in it.

Arthur : I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.

Morgen : Put spaghetti in it.

Arthur : I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.

Bedivere : Put spaghetti in it.

Arthur : I'm no longer taking suggestions.

[incorrectrengaquotes]

Reiki: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast? Langa: Several traffic violations. Shadow: Three counts of resisting arrest. Joe: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks. Cherry: Also, that’s not our car.

[smokeclan-oc]

ScatterPatter's Incorrect Quotes Generator

Featuring Brambleclaw

With bonus Jaypaw with Rock and Stoneteller

[emilyrox]

Charlie: Just be yourself.

Sir Pentious: 'Be myself'? Charlie, I have one day to win Cherri Bomb over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?

Angel Dust: Couple weeks.

Husk: Six months.

Alastor: Jury’s still out.

Sir Pentious: See, Charlie?

Sir Pentious: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?

[gay-dorito-dust]

A/n: idk why but I just think dick would be good at chess…

Dick : *after playing chess with you* is letting someone win chess sapiosexual bottoming?

Jason : does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak?!

Tim: no, try bottoming harder, let them win at sudoku or dominoes.

[tales-from-the-hexlab]

Sky: Viktor isn’t answering his Hex-phone…

Jayce: Really? Let me try

Heimerdinger: All due respect, my boy, but Miss Young and I have called him six separate times- each. I highly doubt he will pick up for you-

Viktor: Hello?

[incorrectfbaaquotes]

Casteel: Hold on! I’m having one of those things... a headache with pictures. Delano: What the fuck? Kieran: He's having an idea.

[above-the-foldd]

Jack: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him ?

Davey: YOU DID WHAT—

Race: William Snakespeare.

[qsmpincorrect]

Bad: You know those things will kill you, right?

Cellbit, pouring another glass of whiskey: That’s the point.

Roier, smoking a cigarette: We’re trying to speed up the process.

Jaiden: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*

[6ien]

haven't posted anything in a while..

[tyu1forever]

Marauders Incorrect Quotes #2

Regulus: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so let’s go for 12 more just in case.

James: Regulus, that’s a coma

Regulus: Sounds festive

[marthalmary]

Bedivere: Just be yourself.

Arthur: 'Be myself'? Bedivere, I have one day to win Camelot over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?

Morgen : Couple weeks.

Merlin : Six months.

Guinevere : Jury’s still out.

Arthur : See, Bedivere?

Arthur : 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?

[incorrectrengaquotes]

Cherry: How did none of you hear what I just said? Langa: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours. Reiki: I got distracted about halfway through. Joe: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.