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This promotional image for the Nosferatu perfume is so cool

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Lisa Frankenstein: A Movie Review

@ThiatheBard's thoughts on the new horror movie Lisa Frankenstein. #horrorreview #lisafrankenstein

Sometimes there are movies that just perfectly encapsulate something. It can be the feeling of terror. The feeling of being an “other.” It can be how seriously weird teenage girls are. How much the world hates that and how lonely it can be.  Lisa Frankenstien somehow took all of those feelings and sewed them into a monster of a movie! Lisa is just a teenage girl. She has her special interests,…

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Mr. Crocket on Hulu

I really enjoyed this one! It was kind of sad, kind of funny, kind of spooky, and has puppets!

We follow the story of Major and his mom, Summer. They've had some hard times and Summer just needs a break from it all. She finds a video she thinks will give her enough me time relax and entertain Major for a bit.

She soon finds that it's not at all as it seems and has to start fitting all the pieces of what it truly is together before she loses everything. She enlists the help of strangers turned friends, but never expects the ending she got.

This movie is one of the better ones I've seen this year, honestly. I'm really pleased with it and Hulu is really bringing their A game to this spooky season.

Would I watch it again? Hell yeah, it was an absolute delight!

Does it need a sequel? I'd be fine without one. You know what they say, it's the things left a mystery that's the scariest, after all. But I'd still see one if a second came out.

Would I recommend it? The fact that I'm taking the time now to right this out is a clear I dictator that I really really really do think you should watch it!

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Day 8. All Hallows Eve.

One Halloween night a babysitter comes across an unmarked VHS tape in one of the kids treat bags. The tape contains three short horror stories, two of which center around a creepy mute clown, that most of us will recognize as Art from the Terrifier franchise.This was a hard watch. I knew Terrifier was low budget, and with this being it’s precursor, I wasn’t expecting a lot. But my god, the acting…

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THE SUBSTANCE (2024)

A colorful, beauty centric, body horror that Neon Demon wishes it could be. Seriously though this film does the damn thing and I am grateful for that. You feel the emotions with the characters, you understand what they are going through or at least why they are going through it. It gets a little campy at the end there after not really being very camp in the beginning and I was not prepared for it but okay, it is a sci-fi movie after all.

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We meet Elisabeth (played by Demi Moore) who is just turning 50 which we all know is a very bad thing (ew, ages older than 18 and 21!). She is getting the fashionable boot from her show and she isn’t happy about it so she turns to The Substance for a fix of something new. Turns out this means birthing a “better self” from her back. Pretty gross honestly. But out pops Margaret Qualley! She calls herself Sue. Sue takes up Elisabeth's old job and thus her old mantle. Elisabeth isn’t very happy about this but the mysterious phone guy keeps reiterating that they are the same person (so chill, babies).

Pretty immediately Sue starts to break rules and use more time out than she is allowed which causes parts of Elisabeth's body to age extremely rapidly. Elisabeth isn’t happy about this either but still switches places with Sue because she yearns for the spotlight, even by proxy. It gets to the point where Elisabeth is too self conscious to go on a date with a guy who really likes her (because she has seen her “better self” and everyone loves her more). Sue's career taking off means that she borrows more and more time from Elisabeth which makes her even older which infuriates Elizabeth and isn’t fair (but again, they are the same person just split in two).

Mysterious phone man informs us that the original flavor, Elizabeth, can stop the process if she so desires, but again she is too addicted to the fame, she cannot let go so they switch again and this time Sue doesn’t switch back for a long, long time. It is nearly 3 months before Sue is out of the stabilizer which is basically a spinal tap from Elisabeth. The only way to get more is to switch but when Old Lizzy sees herself in the mirror she is this ancient hobbled thing. The phone man is called for the termination syringe and she might be crickley crackley with those old bones but I’ll tell you she booked it to get that package. 

Elisabeth begins to administer the terminator… but has a change of heart! She wakes Sue at the same time Elisabeth is awake! They fight to the death! Obviously the very young and in shape person won, it was incredibly brutal when you get right down to it. Oh and also it was her killing herself so, yikes. Next thing you know Sue thinks she is going to do the New Years Eve Special like she isn’t about to fall apart without any stabilizer but guess what happens? She starts to fall apart without any stabilizer! So she gets the brilliant idea to use the leftover activator that is “single use” and “discard after use” but she still has it (honestly, same). 

Out of Sue's back is born a Cronenberg nightmare creature who just wants to be loved! It also appears to be Sue on the front and Elisabeth on the back. This abomination goes to the New Years Eve show to really kick off the year right and ends up spraying what appeared to be gallons of blood on the entire audience. It was a wild night for all! Then the monster exploded into so many chunks (like Chucky Chunks (still patent pending)) and only the Elisabeth face remained and she scuttled on over to her star on the Hollywood walk of fame to then elegantly dissolve. What a movie.

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Sleepaway Camp - Nostalgia Critic

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My seventh day of giving horror movie recommendations. Any support is appreciated!

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Don’t forget to check out our long list of horror movie recommendations this spooky season!!!!

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Final Destination 3: My review

Flames. Moreso than I expected.

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Scary Christmas core

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one of my fav scenes idc

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Dracula’s Brides in Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1992)

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Winnie The Pooh Blood and Honey 2

Blood and Honey 2 is once again written and directed by Rhys Frake-Waterfield. It was released 1 year after the first movie. Thankfully, we get a lovely 3 minute monologue explaining everything that has happened since we last visited the 100 acre wood. You can skip this if you click here. “Since last we saw Christopher Robin, things haven’t been so good. The 100 acre massacre as it came to be…

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THE DEN (2013)

Some people are truly inhuman and you may never know who is a terrible f*cking monster.

⭐⭐⭐.5

Elizabeth is doing some sort of chat roulette project for school (honestly it's horse shit but "liberal arts majors be like") and then we start catching things moving at the corner of the screen or when she isn't even on her computer. Also video of her computer moving and recording her while she is fucking sleeping (yikes). Lizzie is warned/teased that she is going to get taken (or that something bad is going to happen to her) and then after she freaks out a bit, bam, she's taken to "the den" and hung out to dry. They let Liz run and flail before ending her terrified life.

The camera pans out to a regular guy watching it all on his computer, “The Den” is a sicko fetish site for deranged people. You are absolutely disgusted and then you hear this dude’s kid go "daddy lets play catch cause I'm your little ball of sunshine" and it makes you physically ill. This movie shines light on the most depraved people out there and it's horrifying for that. Makes you think. In the worst possible way.

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Carnosaur (1993) - Monster Madness 2024