#scarlet hollow incorrect quotes

[ghost--cafe]

[hellhoundmaggie]

Wayne: What’s up guys? I’m back. Tabitha: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die. Wayne: Death is a social construct.

[madeleinelovescolours]

I think Scarlet Hollow needs some Incorrect Quotes Content :tm:

[scarlethollowincorrectquotes]

Tabitha: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone MC:  Mine just says "MC no". Tabitha: I want you to apply it to every possible situation

[itsmewahoo]

she panicked

[hellhoundmaggie]

Reese: can i get a venti vanilla latte with uhh, seven espresso shots

Wayne, next in line: jesus christ just do cocaine

[hellhoundmaggie]

MC: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions?

Wayne: No.

Reese: I do.

MC: I know, Reese.

Reese: I’m sad.

MC: I know, Reese.

[hellhoundmaggie]

MC: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife? Kaneeka: Rude. Stella: That’s fair. Wayne: Not again. Reese: Are you going to want this back?

[hellhoundmaggie]

Tabitha: What does 'take out' mean? Stella: Food. Kaneeka: Dating. Sybil: Murder. Wayne: It can mean all three if you’re not a coward.

[hellhoundmaggie]

Stella: Everytime I hear someone talking about updog, I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke.  Tabitha: Okay, but what is updog?  Avery: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish.  Kaneeka: No, that’s a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released.  Reese: No, that's an update. You’re thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden.  Oscar: Surely, that’s Uppsala, whereas updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.  Sybil: That’s Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs.  Doctor Kelly: You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.  Wayne: No, that’s an updraft. An updog is the modern version of a henway.  Tabitha: What’s a henway??  Wayne: Oh, about five pounds.

[hellhoundmaggie]

Stella: Time for plan G. Kaneeka: Don’t you mean plan B? Stella: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties. Oscar: What about plan D? Stella: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago. Avery: What about plan E? Stella: I’m hoping not to use it. Reese dies in plan E. Wayne: I like plan E.

[hellhoundmaggie]

MC: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do? Stella: Have everyone stand. Kaneeka: Bring three more chairs! Tabitha: The most important ones can sit down. Wayne: Kill three.

[hellhoundmaggie]

MC: Things could be worse, you know! Tabitha: How? MC: How what? Tabitha: How could they be worse? MC: They couldn’t, I lied. Tabitha:

[hellhoundmaggie]

Avery: I've already sent good vibes your way... they're coming. There's nothing you can do to stop them.

Oscar: This is the most threatening way I've ever been cheered up.

[hellhoundmaggie]

MC: Kaneeka, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power! Kaneeka: Well of course I have. Have you ever tried going mad without power? It's boring.

[hellhoundmaggie]

Bus Guy: I was arrested for being too cool. MC: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.