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every time I see someone write girlies (gn) i think they are wishing me a tender little goodnight

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reblog this for good luck

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playing the world's worst game (am I having an episode or is it my period)

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what do you call this genre of post

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"have you learned how to drive yet" i have the spirit of friendship in my heart. the joy of lifes little things in my soul. the whimsy of magic. the beautiful enjoyment of nature. the answer is no though

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SINGIN’ IN THE RAIN dir. Stanley Donen + Gene Kelly 

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Jaheira I know everyone honors the dead differently, but I think maybe mid battle is not the time

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It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

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reblog the money pigeon for a financially stable future

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Apparently after my mom broke up with her first long term boyfriend whenever a man came over her cat would pee in his shoes. Women supporting women

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"You have a huge heart and I love that about you, but I don't trust you. Why would I?" Arizona girly what???

Greys anatomy characters don't be biphobic to callie challenge 100% fail (except mark sloan)

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Greys anatomy characters don't be biphobic to callie challenge 100% fail (except mark sloan)

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IWATEX - would you fuck a clone of yourself?

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today I covered a dead cats foot in pink lipstick

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im not even joking

do you guys think it’s a bad sign that I keep finding disembodied animal limbs out in public be honest