#scandalises

[mangoshibi]

im going to pull a daiya and smooch hiro right on the lips

:0 !!!!

[roseguided]

@scandalises LIKED for a starter ! ft. visenya iii targaryen

𝐒𝐇𝐄’𝐒 𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐄 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐀 𝐆𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐍 𝐀 𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐎𝐍, 𝐒𝐔𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐍 & 𝐓𝐈𝐑𝐄𝐃. the last few years hadn’t been good to her nor anyone else. war had taken something from everyone & sometimes visenya feels it did more bad than it ever would do good ! each side lost people important to them & not many have survived to live in the aftermath. visenya has & because of her brothers age she was made queen—the issue that started the way has also concluded it. eyes upturn toward her father while the flicker , glow , of a burning hearth casts a orange glow against skin. somehow it made dark circles look worse.. ; ❛ sometimes i think all i have here is fear , father. no love. ❜ she speaks in regard to the people. ❛ what i did . . when i executed those lords for remaining loyal to the greens even after their defeat. . ❜ it was a choice given to them: fall in line behind her while keeping their home , titles , & land or die. anyone would have made it , but would they have been so generous as her ? ❛ would mother have done the same thing ? ❜ a question posed with hesitation & sadness in her tone. eyes glance away, brows pulling together.

[queencvbra]

Okay but a listen: cobra kai and miyagi do as werewolf packs instead of karate dojos

take my money

[five-star-stay]

Same han same

[burntlikethesun]

hilarious.

[hailsatanacab]

A Persuasive Argument - dpxdc

"Great!" Danny says, clapping his hands together to get everyone's attention. The dinner table falls silent as everyone looks towards him. It's a full house today and, honestly, Danny's a little nervous. "I'm sure you're all wondering why I gathered you here today."

"It's dinnertime. In our house." Duke mutters, while doing a very bad job of concealing his yawn. He holds his fork poised over the braised beef, but, just like everyone else, still looks towards Danny before tucking in. It's intriguing enough to wait.

"Yeah, no one misses Alfie's dinner." Dick says, with a brilliant smile that Danny can't help but return.

"Precisely! What better time to talk to you all than when you're all actually here!"

"Wait, I thought you came round to work on our English essays?" Tim asks, blinking owlishly.

"I'm afraid I've lured you here under false pretences, Tim."

"This is where I live."

"I would still really appreciate help on that essay though, I mean, what the hell is Hamlet even about? I just don't get that old time-y language, like 'Hark! A ghost hath killed me!' - absolute rubbish, what does that even mean?"

"The ghost never kills anyone in Hamlet, he's there to tell Hamlet that he was murdered. Have you actually read it?"

"No, but it sounds like you have. Tim, I want this guy to help me with my essay instead. I know for a fact that you haven't read Hamlet, either."

"So? We don't need Jason, I've read the Sparknotes."

"Hi Jason, I'm Danny, pleasure to meet you, summarise Hamlet in three sentences or less."

"Am I auditioning to help you write your essays? I can't believe you’ve gone through your whole school life without reading it, it’s good!"

"Hamlet, along with a number of other classics, was banned in our house because it portrayed ghosts as intelligent and sympathetic beings rather than evil, animalistic beasts. I didn’t even get to see The Muppet's Christmas Carol until last year with Tim! It was surprisingly good, and I hate Christmas because everyone always argued and it sucked. But we're getting off topic. I—"

"No, no, please go back to that, because what the fu—"

"Boys, please." Bruce interrupts, looking to the world as if he wants to hang his head in his hands. "Danny, you were about to say something?"

"Oh, yeah, Mr. Wayne! Thanks!"

"Please, call me Bruce."

"Well, that very succinctly brings me to my point, because I'd actually really like to call you dad."

Nobody says a word. Nobody even blinks, all as shocked as the other, watching open-mouthed as Danny pulls his laptop out from beside his chair. Bruce can definitely feel a headache coming on.

"Before you say anything, I've prepared a 69 slide PowerPoint presentation on why you, Bruce Wayne, should adopt me, Danny Last-Name-Pending. Please save your questions, comments, and verdict until the end, thank you."

[swaertzschild]

i should not even be considering new blogs but the way my brain went ' make elena or meredith ' when i saw this bootiful blog is tempting.

i personally think that’s a great idea 😇 @scandalises

[batwirls]

the lengths you would go to in order to both get and avoid attention astound me.  //  @scandalises​​ ( tara ) 

          the smile on steve’s face is bright. something wide and a little obnoxious. but he can’t help it, the way it fills his face and practically lights up his entire being. 

          shrug comes and he moves to step a little closer. 

          “i’m a true marvel to try and understand.” he teases, smirk ever present on lips. “gotta admit, keeps it interesting, right?” 

[toapaixonar]

@scandalises continued from here because legacy editor.

part of her wants to argue with him but she knows it is a waste of time. he really is fast and he really is a better option to help her. plus, he is her boyfriend or something, of course she would call him. though god forbid yolanda knows about that. except all of that fades away as courtney comes face to face with the gun, swallowing dryly and dropping her phone on the ground ( pat was going to be so pissed. ) ❝ hey, guys. fancy seeing you here. i was just... looking for a restroom. have you seen one? ❞ she asks quietly, biting down on her lower lip. and then she hears the staff's sound, relief washing over her. she might have been unprepared but she is not alone and peter would be there any time. she would be okay. right? ❝ no? okay, i'll just leave then! so many places to go, you know how it is. ❞

[pharawee]

"You're scared of gunshots, aren't you?"

—KIDNAP THE SERIES · Episode 04

[shefatalesarch]

❛ you don’t know when to give up, do you? ❜ - @scandalises​ ( for evie from shane )

WELL NO HE PROBABLY DIDN’T THAT WAS TRUE. but he was a man who could and would get the job done. he was practically built for the end of the world as terrible as that might sound. shane’s body shifted as he cocked his head and seemed to turn more in her direction as if insulted by the idea that he should give up. or that his lack of giving up was somehow a negative quality. far as he was concerned it was an excellent quality and there was nothing to speak further on it. “no i don’t, you gotta problem with that?” he asked with a raised brow as he let his head fall back so his chin raised upwards with authority.

[roseguided]

@scandalises LIKED for a starter ! ft. emilia bennett for elena gilbert.

𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐘 𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐎𝐍 𝐒𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐄𝐄𝐓𝐒 , 𝐄𝐌𝐈𝐋𝐈𝐀 𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐒 𝐓𝐎 𝐔𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐍𝐃. she’s had a fascination with people since she was small , while she was still human. when she was first turned it was more so a way of trying to play to someone’s good side in the hopes she gets what she wanted , but now it’s much the same with the added layer of keeping things in mind for if she needs to use them. ( her connection to her human side is diminished , but emilia remembers somewhat of how it feels. her humanity isn’t lost completely , but she isn’t a little girl anymore despite her stature & looks. ) ; a gentle hum leaves the woman’s lips as eyes continue to glance around the gilbert home. elena was interesting to her & so was her backstory. head turns swiftly , ❛ nice home ya got here. ❜ says emilia is tone that sounds almost too sweet. ❛ i was wonderin’. . . you’ve been through so much. losin’ ya family , having-ta watch people ya love die ova & ova . . ❜ a pause , ❛ with all that tragedy , elena , how did ya keep your heart ? your compassion for other people ? over the years , i’ve lost it a lil i think. ❜ vampire seems genuinely curious.

[graveg1rlarchive]

“   i’m   over   the   mystery   and   the   games.   ”   her   eyes   narrow   in,   carefully   examining   the   vampire.   over   five   -   hundred   years   of   experience   outweighs   the   mere   mortal   knowledge   she   has;   although   elena   wasn’t   afraid.   all   fear   for   her   own   well-being   went   flying   out   the   window   the   day   of   the   accident   and   since   had   never   returned.   “   what   do   you   [   @scandalises​​   ,   katherine   ]   want?   ”

[brinaspells-old]

“   it   was   my   moms   family’s   legacy.   yeah   a   massacre   happened   at   camp   nightwing   but   i   want   to   re-open   it.   i   don’t   know,   turn   that   negative   event   into   something   positive   after   all   these   years.   what   do   you   [   @scandalises​​   ,   jeremiah   f.   ]   think?   ”

[jay-wasstuff]

Every person's reaction to the H*nd H*lding being different is funny asf

[your-neighbourhood-antisocial]

Tom 'is that a threat' riddle vs Harry 'did it sound like a compliment' Potter