#saylem

[21chemicalfalloutdays]

New Discoveries 2023: April

Pitchfork Kids, AJR Perfume, Annella* The Kids Are All Rebels, Lenii Blood in the Wine, AURORA Holding Out For A Hero, Adam Lambert VANS, Arrested Youth You've Created a Monster, Bohnes* Nightmare, Saylem* That's Your Role, MELOVIN* Dogs, Magic Sugar Coffee* Walking With Giants, Rachel Sandy* Weight of the World, Shayfer James Sinners and Saints, Andrea Wasse* Mi Capitan, Kiltro Circus, Lindsay Mendez* Black Thunder (feat. Serj Tankian & DL), The Hu* Water Under the Bridge, Adele Injabulo, Juls, S.O.N Love Nwantiti (Acoustic Version), CKay* ADAUGO, The Cavemen

*top 10

[ghostfortune]

waiting for my mutuals to become boopable

[soulsurrcher]

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[iwanty0uu]

★ THE HICKEY PRANK ★

You scrolled through Tik Tok mindlessly on FaceTime with your best friend Saylem in silence, until she broke it.

 “Nahh what this bitch said she got eczema” she laughed, trying her best to catch her breathe. “Send” you replied smiling, feeling the vibration of your phone in your hand while pressing the message in your inbox. “Get out, how am I making you cry you literally have a hickey on your neck!” The boy with blue sweat pants said, “What do you mean like it’s literally my eczema..” you paused the Tik Tok now screaming and laughing. “NOOO BRO BECAUSE SHE THINK SHE SLICK OH EM GEE THATS A GOOD ONE.” tears now leaking out of your eyes, “wait bitch” you sighed “Imma *gasp* do that to mine and see how he react” The idea made your eyes brighten, “Bitch you smiling like the Grinch right now stop” Saylem said laughing.

 “ Girl I can’t wait, but anyways toodles I have a prank to set up.” “Mwah later boo” she replied hanging up, it was currently 4:56 and your boyfriend came home from work in less than an hour, so you ran to get your vlog camera that sat cutely in it’s red case and began recording. The curls of your lace front bounced while you ran to the kitchen, your orange victoria secret fluffy sweater and shorts set hugged your body, protecting you from the air conditioner. It was hotter than the devil’s ass crack outside, so you knew your boyfriend Eren would be hot and irritated until he took his shower. You pressed record and backed up, “alrighty.. 3..2..1.. HI LAB RATS, welcome back or to my laboratory you already know Y/n the Scientist in this bitch okay so” you interrupted yourself while giggling, covering your hand over your mouth and cackling a bit harder.

 “Ahhhh my bad y’all okay so boom today ima do a prank on my lil boo thang and it’s gonna be this hickey prank, so me and my homegirl Saylem was on the phone and I was telling her.. and then she was tellin me.. hold on lemme remember the conversation.” You paused running to get your phone. “Alright imma show you the tik tok,” laughter escaped at the idea of your boyfriend’s attitude, but you needed to move fast since time did everything but slow down. “Okay im going to be using the Fenty Beauty eyeshadow for a darker effect and then im going to throw on some of this Morphy blush and then put some powder and setting spray because i need this shit to last for real.” You ran to your desk, rummaging through your makeup bag. 

Finally you finished and checked yourself out in your hand mirror, then..the front door unlocked. Eyes widening, you cursed yourself for not setting up the camera, but you had an idea “okay guys” you whispered quickly, Eren called your name, and you heard the confusion in his voice since you weren’t there like usual to greet him. “fuck fuck, imma put yall in my dresser drawer and imma flick the collar of my sweater up, and hide it until he get out the shower, while he in there im gonna set yall up in the kitchen mkay bye.” Basically throwing the camera in the drawer, you did as you said you would and greeted your man at the front door. “Hey baby love!” you chirped as he kissed your cheeks, then forehead, then lips, “whats goin on gorgeous” he smiled, you missed him, and prank aside you did feel a little bad for the headache you were about to bring on his pretty little head. 

His bun was messy, chains hanging low on his white tee, he had on some simple black shorts, and his  white nike socks rested above his black cats. “Boy you smell like outside..awww my poor baby sweating go wash up” you said kissing his lips, wiping the sweat off his forehead. He placed his pouch on the kitchen counter and nodded, making his way to the bathroom and grabbing a towel on the way there, you listened for the bathroom door and when it closed, you grabbed the camera, ran to the kitchen and set it up in between your red blender, red candle, and red toaster. “Camouflage” you whispered. Maybe the matching appliances wasn’t such a bad idea. After about 20 minutes, Eren came out with a towel over his shoulder, in some grey sweatpants. 

“Boy where are your drawls..” you asked looking up from your phone, you nearly forgot you were on camera. His white teeth showed as he smirked, walking closer to you, lifting your chin up to kiss him. “FUCK THE PRANK IS IN EFFECT” your thoughts were so loud, you felt as if he could hear them, and his sudden halt made your heart drop to your ankles. “Y/n L/n I know that this isn’t a hickey. You are on your period, and your head isn’t big enough to suck on your own neck when your fingering yourself.” “NIGGA?” you sucked your teeth at his remark “man move around, and I dont even touch my private areas..” you said getting fake mad. “Girl you think I can’t hear you in the shower.. and fuck you mad for stop playin wit me I know this shit is make u-“ he said trying to wipe the makeup off with his hand. 

His eyebrows furrowed and looked at you, “babe stop it’s hurting I rubbed my neck too hard in the shower with that exfoliating rag i be using with my African black soap, but my skin smooth and you love that shit” you said in an attempt to butter him up. “Girl bye there’s no way that’s from a fuckin rag” he said now getting serious, “the fuck u been doing all day?” he asked, damn your act could have won you a grammy, but pause.. The fuck is his issue for real? “Wait nigga u think im cheating on you?” you asked getting up, moving his hand away from your neck “Yo I never not one time said that you was, but nah for real what you was doing all day that made you get so defensive?” This joke was no longer a lil jokey joke.. he really thought you would cheat on him for real? I mean in his defense that’s the point of the prank but unless he was pranking you on your own prank, there shouldn’t even be a “if” or “but” leaving his mouth.

 “I was waiting on your ass to get home thats what I was doing” you said rolling your eyes, walking closer to the camera to catch his reaction. “ Eren is a smart boy, so he had you fucked up when he was trailing your ass, actually thinking you did sum. “Nah bro don’t play dumb wit me now the fuck was you doin? The mark is fresh , do I play with you like that Y/n?”  you turned to face him and you decided to play along, just for the camera… “So what if I was doing something, whatcha gonna do about it huh?” you asked crossing your arms over your chest. You gave him some of his least favorite sass, the same bratty attitude he always tried to control but to be honest, no amount of sex would let your mouth stop running, so he was always careful when it came to handling you. “Watch where you throwing that damn attitude. I am not a wide receiver so trust and believe I will throw it right back to your ass. 

When you’re speaking to me, lower your tone.” his hands slid into his pockets. His ass is so sassy like this not-so-nigga wanna be a girl so fucking bad. However, the bulge in his sweats caught your attention..”He don’t got a roll of quarters in his pocket, so I don’t know what the fuck is lookin at me through his pants,” you said to yourself. This was when the realization that the video was boutta turn into a movie..ya know..the ones you get viruses from! “Okay Eren Yeager my deepest apologies,” you said smiling, rubbing your hands together like a teacher during a parent conference. Pointing your hand towards the red camera, his head followed,” My baby boo boo bear sweet cheeks vanilla muffin thick dick baby boy it is indeed a prank” you grabbed the camera quickly and ran for your life. 

Eren didn’t lie about being a wide receiver but damn his ass ran fast, your final words to your audience was “HELP!” as you locked yourself into the bathroom, turning the camera off. “Baby I just wanna talk! Open the fuck up.” Eren knocked on the door, then slid his fingers under the bottom trying to get you, “Nah Gang baby not in here” you put on your manly voice trying not to laugh. The door knob stopped jiggling, but you heard a key enter the door knob and you had no choice but to hide in the cupboards under the sink. “Y/nnnnn where are you…” he asked, “Are you..here?” he said opening the shower curtain to reveal nothing, “I know your little gremlin ass can’t fit in the toilet, your forehead make the toilet seat stand up. His ass so fucking annoying.

 “Alright n/n you win..”, but then the doors to the cupboard flew open, and your ass so happened to be dragged out. The camera remained in the bathroom but you two were actually boutta make a film of your own, “you finna handle my ass aren’t you bae” you sighed in defeat, “Mhm” he replied before you could even finish, “You tryna make fake ones Imma give you some that you won’t be able to hide”……

If you didn’t already, click on the fuckin red words neow.

OKAY GUYSSSSSS I hope you guys liked this one!!! This was a request from @katsaresokool and like I fell in love with the concept!! Also I won’t be uploading as much cuz classes start next week, but I’m lurkin and watching. Always. ~ 𝓁ℯ𝓁ℯ！

[thecutiecollective]

Introducing Jackie Skillet

IG: JackieSkillet

📷 Roxy Faith Alexandria

Check out Jackie's Alt Pop music, "Saylem"

[toonilumi]

any facts about Salem :o?

saylem

- lives completely by themselves. tulip suggested that it come live with her, but salem turned her down.

- has a big shiny rock collection. not from anywhere in particular, just random stuff they found.

- it is very sensitive to bright lights, hence why it doesn't like the sun, fire, or cameras due to the flash. Salem in general doesn't like its picture being taken.

- they are very nimble and hard to catch, much to the dismay of others. when they ARE caught, it will bite and it DOES hurt.

- i think salem would enjoy dresses/robes... they used to wear one in their concept art but i thought it looked boring.

[berryshipbasket]

More moodboards!!

Put these all together!!

For @flowercarnival62 Mr Dark (Mr Dark art by Saylem Studios), @shipwrights-lovewright Fred Jones, @mis3rabl3m3lody Monaca (OC) and Madeline from celeste for an anon!!

[queenbol-of-baldurs-gate]

@bosspigeon kindly tagged me! Put your liked playlist on Spotify on shuffle and post the first ten songs that turn up! I have.....a lot of songs lmao. Thanks Boss, here you go!

As for who I'll rope into this?? Hrrrmmmm....

@thosegloriouspancakes , @mcmollymauk , @icylook , @ozdramaqueen aaaaaand @popcornaddict500

[saylem05]

━ intro ᨐ

hi :) the names saylem. i use she/her pronouns and here are some fandoms im currently into-

> bnha

> chainsaw man

> blue lock

> genshin impact

to be continued . . .

my mailbox is currently: open

feel free to send any requests (im mainly a kacchako page so i will most likely favor those requests over anything) but also feel free to send me some random brain rot about anything you think i’d be interested in hearing ^^

rules

- this is a nsfw blog (sometimes)

- no weird ass requests please

- minors? uhh ig, im not your mother

- just don’t be an asshole

[aroaceascension]

Tag 9 people you want to get to know better!

Tagged by: @rainbowchaox

Three ships: team rancher, Good cows (JonMartin but I just finished season 1 yet I read fanfic of them), and every of my blorbos and angst (there is another one but nope I’m not sharing, I have put too many embarrassing stuff here

Last song: Shia LaBeouf - Ron Cantor

Last movie: we have a ghost (but it was pirated but in Spanish with my family)

Currently reading: Let’s talk about love by Claire Kann. I remembered that this book was in the asexuality book recs and it was in my school library so. I just had to read it, and it was explicitly said the protag is asexual, because I thought it be like much later on the book or implied or her figuring it out but nope! Right in the first pages. I’m still reading it but Yee!

Currently watching: Neverafter, a dnd show about the fairy tales! I am a little gremlin when it comes to dnd shows I like. For example I will talk about Riz gukgak unprompted

Currently consuming: nothing. I just been at floor hockey for gym

Currently craving: Bread, my Peruvian candy, and cake

@iron-sides (hello comrade) @hibiscussoupbowl (lol hi saylem) @agenthhh (pigeon) @bloustorm hello!! @friggebod (I know we were mutuals for so long but it’s been so long and I forgot who you were oops-) and @planetpluto84 (you don’t have to do it so oh don’t want to)

[lust-plus-decay]

Sometimes a gal just needs to take a trip to the cemetery. 🖤

[ghostfortune]

brb, gonna scroll through the replies on a post barely making fun of t. swift

[skilletto]

Check out my new music video for my single “Bruise”! :)

[dumbass-trolls]

ok but who’s the shortest??

(I would answer with sprites but I'm waiting on some updated sprites of him!!! But it's Saylem!!! He's 4'2"!!!)

[eldritchocs]

Best friend application!

Name: Saylem

Age: fukc I think 11 sweeps

How long have they known each other: Not long ushshshjs

Do they have things in common: Yes!

Three things he'd bring to a sleepover; Food, some plushies, and HELLA blankets

Would it affect their friendship if they liked the same person: I don't think so!

How would Saylem cheer Sentry up?: Gently wrap him in a blanket, make him tea and let him curl up with plushies. Also forehead kisses.

If he commits a crime will Saylem help?: ABSOLUTELY

How would he help?: Either take the fall or cover it up

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best friend application ACCEPTED!!! the mental image of sentry and saylem committing a crime and having to hide the body together is out of character but a fucking HILARIOUS mental image

[saylemstudios]

Hey guys! Page 2 for Chapter 1 of ‘Penn’s Woods’ is up on Tapas! https://tapas.io/episode/814823 

Happy Friday! :D 

PW Chapter 1x3 by saylem