#saw 2004 spoilers

[sistemshock]

Ranking Saw traps by whether or not my dog would survive them

Part 1: Saw 0.5 and Saw (2004)

This is Camo, my 2.5 pound 11 year old tea cup yorkie. And today we’re going to be ranking saw traps by whether or not he could survive them.

Saw 0.5

The Reverse Bear Trap

This is an easy trap for Camo to beat. He is simply too small for this trap to do anything to him. He would slip out of the contraption very easily. Should he stay put he would also easily survive this trap. The device would completely miss him as it went off. Right over his head. It would scare him tho.

10/10 survival rate

Saw (2004)

The Razor Wire Maze

This is a very easy trap to survive if you are a very tiny doggy. Camo would easily fit right under all of the razor wire and not get hurt. I am a little skeptical about escape however. As the exit is up a staircase. And he is very scared of climbing steps. But otherwise this is very doable for him. I’m gonna give it a…

9/10 survival rate

Flammable Jelly Trap

This is a hard no right off the bat. First of all there are way too many moving pieces. Not only can he not fiddle with the lock as he has no thumbs, but he also would not be able to reach the flame. The numbers on the walls would startle and confuse him and the broken glass would hurt his paws.

0/10 survival rate

Reverse Bear Trap

Re: saw 0.5 rating

The Bathroom Trap

This is an interesting one to rank as it involves the participation of other people. Camo would very easily escape the chains as they would be much too big to contain him. He would slide right out. However he would be of no aid to the other person in the room. Assuming he is in Lawrence’s corner then the lights would never get turned on as the switch is very high up. If he is adam’s corner then he is too small to do things like look through the toilet tank. This is of course assuming he was not placed inside the tub. As he is a very poor swimmer and would be too small to climb out. He would also not figure out how to work or use the cassette player. However like I said he does have the upper hand with being free of any chains. Thus all he has to do is wait for someone to open the door. Either Zepp or Jigsaw. Then he can quickly dart under their legs. He will of course still be trapped in a vast series of underground tunnels. So I’m not sure about that. I’m giving this trap a dubious

6/10 survival rate (if in Lawrence’s corner)

0/10 survival rate (if in tub)

The Drill Chair

It’s difficult to assign a true rating to this trap as it was not shown in its full capacity. However from what we see I think this is an easy trap to survive for camo. As he is much too small for the drills to reach him. To him this trap is just a another chair. As for escape I believe Rigg would take him home with him.

10/10 survival rate

Quadruple Shotgun Hallway Trap

Another easy trap for camo as he would not be able to set off the trip wire. He is far too small to reach the trip wire. Also the hallway is located at the bottom of a staircase and camo would never voluntarily go down a staircase.

10/10 survival rate

Zepp Hindle’s Test

Camo would not be able to kidnap nor threaten anyone. He only has three teeth. Also I doubt Jigsaw would be able to accurately estimate how much poison to dose camo with. As it would need to be a very very small amount. Perhaps Allison and Diana could take him to an emergency vet? If Jigsaw is lying about being the only person with the antidote that is. Much to think about.

5/10 survival rate

[zima74824]

Everytime i rewatch this scene my heart sinks into my stomach this is the best plot twist in movie history but I’ve loved Adam maybe jigsaw could have freed him if he hadn’t acted out in anger after figuring out that the key went down the drain….

[romanceyourdemons]

ok but can you even imagine you and another man share the intense and intensely homosocial experience of being stripped of your power and agency and emasculated and pinned under a voyeuristic eye that transforms you into something alien and violent and vibrant and true as you are forced against one another in a senseless conflict that makes more sense than anything you’ve experienced before and yet despite and because of this you reach out and form a deeper and more meaningful connection with this stranger than you’ve ever found in your life, and then you find out there was a third guy who was ALSO there, just chilling, while you two were doing all that. like what would that even do to your relationship

[motherdanger]

saw fans, trying to peacefully enjoy a silly little horror movie: ...

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Letterboxd reviews for Saw X

[adamsfeministveganpunkgf]

No shame

[killerqueenandkillerking]

BTS of Saw X

[zer0point5ive]

[redneckkangaroo]

Me when me me me when me when saw 7 me when blurry corpse

[mossytrashcan]

cuz I need a boy that makes me happy!! a boy that makes me cry!! a boy that passed away back in September 2001!!!

[sistemshock]

Something that always kills me about saw (2004) is just how little effort John put into staging the scene of the dead guy in the center. What game are Lawrence and Adam even supposed to imagine took place here. He was poisoned and he shot himself? What?

And the tape player. It’s empty. When Adam gets it out of John’s hands it’s empty.

John couldn’t record a fake tape for his dead guy OC?

And what are they supposed to think about this. Do they assume that the guy died while clutching an empty tape player? Or that he died and then Jigsaw took it from his hands, removed the tape, and then put it back in the dead man’s grasp.

Sometimes I wonder if John did all of this on purpose and Adam and Lawrence were supposed to figure out something was weird here. And John had to have been soooo pissed off when he woke up from his little nap and they haven’t even mentioned it.

[specswhannell]

😼 just them…

[th3d0nutl0rd]

If I had a nickel for every time a character named Adam died and was in love with a character who's name started with an L who had a limb cut off I would have two nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice right

[dotsz]

been on a saw kick... my blorbos..

[headachesforhalos]

adams body in saw x

i can still hear his voice😞

[adamsfeministveganpunkgf]

“You better not be cunty Leigh whannell when i get there”

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