#save my mannnnnnnnn

[fandxmslxt69]

THIS IS SO FOUL TO MAX IM CRYINGGGGG

[poppy-metal]

POPPY i just finished watching yellowjackets and all i can think about is jeff ☹️☹️☹️ i don’t care about the fuckass lore — i need jeff to pounce on me and call me a good girl, or strangle me and call me a whore 😞😞😞 i need him why are there no fics about him. is no one matching my freak

I LOVE MISERABLE LOYAL MANNNNNNNNN I feel so carnally for him I cannot lie just another failmarriage I could save with my pussy, if you ask me.

[shhhlikeme]

THE SEXY

HALL🎃WEEN COSTUME 🎃👻💀🍬 YOU WEAR THAT MAKES YOUR VOLLEYBALL PLAYER GO: 🥵🥺 part 2

Haikyuu!!

Ft. Tendou, Kenma, Daishou, & Aran

Part 1 | Part 2 🩸 Part 3 🩸 Part 4 🩸 Part 5 🩸

Ojiro Aran -

A Pretty AF Princess👑👸

this hubby-material, absolutely perfect creation of a man has a royal kink. It’s not up for debate! 

argue with your mother if you disagree

Not in some crazy cocky sense where he thinks he’s royalty or something...

It’s moreso that he literally sees you as his princess already..... and treats you like it—even though you two have only been on a handful of dates!!! 

Where you wore cute and casual outfits only. 

Sooooo when you’re dressed as how this boy actually sees you....mannnnnnnnn

Aran Ojiro is all: 😦😦‘s and 🥺🥺🥺🥺’s

and a whole lotta 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩’s

Be prepared for him to shower you with compliments and attention, god damn 

At the Olympic Team’s sober bar hop yall go to, Aran’s telling you how beautiful you look and how much a crown on your head suits you every half an hour 

It puts butterflies in your stomach every time.

He’s dressed as a Prince to match you (which you had to beg him to wear because he doesn’t like the attention) and the entire night your new boo thing was treating you so sweetly 

Kissing your hand, holding you bridal style through door frames, bowing to you 🥺🥺🥺🥺 the whole nine yards

The twins, Bokuto, and even Sakusa kept making fun of him for being so simpy

But the man didn’t care lmao! he kept speaking over the boys when they chirped him, yelling at them that they are FORBIDDEN TO SPEAK TO YOUR MAJESTY WITHOUT ROYAL PERMISSION 💀

You couldn’t stop blushing, even though you were shy... you secretly felt like you were on cloud nine by the way he was being with you, honestly 

You thought the dates couldn’t get better but here we are.

“Ojiro..........” You blushed as you watch the guy you’re seeing and falling in love with Oop— press his plump and soft lips to you hand again.

“Hm?” He asks, opening them and looking up at you through his long lashes. He never removed your hand from his lips. You swooned even harder as your heart pounded, looking away. You tried again. 

“Umm.... you’re just being so kind treating me like this all night even though your friends are making fun of you, and you say it’s because I am your Princess but.... you do know that YOU’RE the one that gives off a Royal vibes, right?! Your entire aura and the way you carry yourself—even when I first met you—screams King. Plus everyone says it. That’s why people keep saying how much your costume fits you. You’re Like........” You gave yourself a beat to think. “—-you’re like the kind and gentle Prince who takes over his father’s throne and changes all the mean laws that were there.... then takes the peasant girl for his wife because he only cares about true love. That would totally be you. You’re like, amazing, Ojiro.” 

You were still looking away from your crush when you finished, immediately wanting to sink in a hole caused by utter embarrassment. 

What am I, a damn Disney narrator?🙄, you thought pathetically. 

Aran studied your features when you said all of this, his eyes softening. As soon as you were done speaking, he romantically pressed his lips against your hand again and then brought your hand down between you two, holding it. 

Next, he gently turned your chin with his free hand so that you were facing him, and so that you could see the sincerity in his eyes. 

You whimpered from the intensity you saw there. 

“Y/N,” Ojiro began in his gentle-king voice. 

“I could really go on with a monologue right now about how you carry yourself the same way you just described for me—like a Princess who overtakes her father’s throne and denounces any preexisting closed minded laws, then decides to give the humble baker—that’s me, a shot at a life of euphoria with you...... but I’ll save that for another time....” he paused, and you swore that you would never forgive yourself if the tears you were feeling decided to fall and ruin this moment. 

“No! It’s you, Ojiro. I’m not even close. You’re so perfect and—“ A handsome smirk graced Aran’s handsome face, making your butterflies explode. Somehow looking at that smirk you just knew that he could tell you were holding back tears with everything in you, so, being the modern Prince he is, Aran came to your tear-saving rescue. He lightened the voice, effectively lightening the mood; but his eyes remained just as intense. He chuckled cutely before explaining the reason behind the intensity. 

“Okay well uhh, hey, if you insist on calling me a Prince.... Then... as my first order of duty 👑, I’d like to ask you, my fair maiden, if would consider being so kind as to call this Prince: your new boyfriend? I mean—damn—sorry, did they even use that term back then?!” 

Your heart bursted, practically springing out of your chest:

Not Prince Eric, not Prince Charming and not even Flynn fucking Rider had anything on how amazing this Prince was! 

Your emotions bubbled over, letting out giggles that sounded just like a real Disney Princess’. 

“Yes, Aran!” You exclaimed, lunging forward to hug him. Aran laughed brilliantly, thanking you. 

You just basked yourself in this ending: Not knowing that your “yes” was the beginning..... of your fairytale. 

A/N: shoutout to my upcoming King Aran AU omg I am smitten 🥺🥺🥺

———————————

Kenma Kozume -

Gamer Girl 🕹🔌

When it comes to Halloween costumes.......

You and your boyfriend Kenma are both lazy. 

So when Kuroo called and screamed at both of you because you promised to go to his work’s party tonight, (especially Kenma who would look really good to his superiors) you both reluctantly agreed .... again😑😑😑

While Kenma simply showered, dried his hair and put on your cat ear head band and called it a day, 

You realized that you had to scramble for a presentable costume. Shit. 

You scoured Kenma’s condo since you have been staying here and won’t have time to go home. 

Freaking out because you found shit all, your bf told you that you really don’t have to wear a stupid costume because this party is stupid and Kuroo himself is stupid. 

Speaking of the devil: kenmas phone starting ringing with the Kuroo ringtone, meaning he was calling. 

Kenma tried to ignore it, so you went into his game room to retrieve his phone for him. 

While you looked for his phone near his gaming set up, your eyes fell on your boyfriend’s Professional Gamer headphones. 

You placed his headphones on, fixed your glasses and decided you’d go as a cute gamer girl! 

Kozume followed you in after a while when he didn’t hear you on the phone, stopping dead in his tracks when he saw you. 

“Th-those are my headphones.” Your youtuber says flatly, trying not think about how mind blowingly attractive you look with them on. 🤯🤯🤯

You just pointed at his costume.

“And that’s my kitty headband. What’s your point?” You retorted, winking at him behind your glasses. “I have a costume now: I’m a gamer girl. Do you like it?” 

Cat boy could only nod, his eyes growing dark. He pictured you gaming and it made him suuuuuper turned on. 

You noticed and like the little shit you are, you closed the distance between the two of you and wrapped your arms around his neck. You puckered your lips asking for a kiss. 

Kenma’s cheeks flared up, unable to stop himself from looking down your tight black & white tank top at your boobs. 

In true Kenma style, he ignored your ask for a kiss. 

“Kuroo is probably ou-out-outside, Y-Y/N. We should go.” Obviously flustered, your boyfriend quickly collected his phone from his desk and made a beeline out of his game room. 

You laughed, calling out to him from your place in the room. “I saw your boner, Kenma!”

“Shut up.” You heard your monotone boyfriend call back. You could picture his blush.

You smiled. 

———————————

Daishō Suguru -

Poison Ivy 🧑‍🦰🌿🥀

Your boyfriend is a self proclaimed snake . 🐍 he even recently got one tatted on one side of his chest and it looks AH-MA-ZING

But anyways... like I said: 

Your boyfriend is a self proclaimed snake . 

.....And Snakes like leaves 🍃

Therefore, you dressed as a leaf.

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

After you got all ready, 

You Facetime’d him because he was away at a tournament and you wanted to show him your costume 

When Daishō answered while grocery shopping, he was not prepared. He dropped his phone, picked it up, stared at you in awe, then he quickly hung up on you. 

He didn’t want to sport a boner in the fucking meat aisle so he practically raced to the cash and called you back when he got in his car. Lol

no but fr Daishou went gaga when he saw you dressed as the sexy Poison Ivy

Not only is he a DC > Marvel Enthusiast, but Daishō loooved Poison Ivy because he and the super hero/villain had similar personalities 

Poison Ivy approached DC Universe situations the same way Daishō approached rival volleyball games: with a manipulative sense, a temptress grin, and ultimately being someone no one you can tell whether they are a hero or a villain. 

With all of that to consider, your man wasn’t even thinking about that because he was too busy thinking you look like sex-on-legs 

He stared at your body madddd hard

“Fuck me. I wish I was Clark Kent right now so I had x-ray vision.” He groaned as he covered his free hand over his face, opening his fingers to peek at you. “What are you wearing under those leaves? Anything?!” Your snake-like boyfriend tried to sound stern, but you knew better. 

“Nothing.”

Licking your red lips, you lean toward your laptop so that your boyfriend could see a close up of those red lips.

You saw him instinctively lean closer to the camera and take a deep breath.

“Your Best Friends/Name isn’t picking me up for another hour, Dai. But you and I both know that really means two hours. Anyway, I’ll slip on underwear when she gets here but I was....... sort of hoping you could show Poison Ivy that snake of yours......before then. She hasn’t met him yet🥺.”

In his rush to get back to his hotel for some hot ass web cam sex, Sugaru forgot the groceries in the car.  Oh well ;) 

the extra grocery trip he’d have to take later that night was well worth it. 

———————————

Tendō Satori -

Skeleton Chick w Dope Clown Makeup

“Y/N CHAAAAAAAANNNNN!” 

you cringed and put your hands out in front of you to protect yourself, just in time before your boyfriend Tendou tackled you on the bed you two share 

You expected this, and that’s why you had strategically placed yourself in front of the bed when you finally told your boyfriend you were done your makeup 

3 hours ago, you had a long talk with your red head as he sat down with his legs folded like a kindergarten student: 

“Ten. I love you, but you are NOT ALLOWED back in the room until I’m done my makeup. You’re too loud, and you’re making me shake. I need precision. I promise I’ll call you in when I’m done and have my costume on.” 

Just like a kindergartener student, your boyfriend gave you puppy dog eyes. 

“BUT—“ 

“Ztttt! No buts!” You shut your eyes so that you weren’t looking at his puppy dog eyes that get you every time. “Ten, you can come in as soon as it’s done.” 

You heard him sigh, so you sealed the deal.

“Don’t forget that You’ll be the first to see it, my special boy.” 

“Alright!!!!” Tendou jumped up.

“Please, bring me to the room and shut the door behind you.” Since your eyes were still closed, your boyfriend hummed and linked his arm through yours, doing exactly as you asked. He lead you to your vanity and helped you sit down. 

“I’ll be waiting! Cant wait to see it! I’m going to bake a Halloween cake to waste time!” 

You felt a familiar kiss to the top of your head, then you heard your bedroom door shut. 

God you loved that Chocolatier. 

***

3 hours later, you were questioning why you loved that Chocolatier🙄, because he was crushing you under his weight after tackling you

Your boyfriend quickly rolled off of you and began his chatter. 

This was both of your favourite holidays so Satori has been gushing the entire week 

“OHO, you look awesome, Y/N-chan! When I was young, no one would take Halloween as seriously as I did so they’d say hurtful things behind my back and it made me very sad.....!!! Last year Ushi actually dressed up as the peanut butter to my jelly which was cool, but he didn’t know the words to the song for Karaoke......” His eyes lit up. “But now I have YOU! Someone who loves October 31st as much if not more than me! Oh, and you look beautiful AND scary! How did you do that??? Can you do my makeup like that, my love?! I want to match you! I also want to make love to you..... and—“

You reached over and covered Tendou’s mouth with your index finger. 

This cutie shushed himself, making himself cross eyed because he was now looking down at your finger on his own lips

You laughed. There is so much you could respond to, but thinking about a baby Ten being all excited for Halloween and his stupid bullies making him feel like shit for it tug at your heart strings, disallowing you to say anything else to your brilliant Chocolatier:

“Ten...........I love you. Happy Halloween.” 😌

This time, you hadn’t had enough time to put your arms out before you were tackled by an enamoured Tendou Satori again. 

Who do you want to see react to your Sexy Hall🎃ween Costume next?

Part 3: 4/4 requested - closed 🚫

Part 4: 4/4 requested - closed 🚫

Part 5: (final part): 4/4 - closed 🚫

first come first serve - send me an ask!

Characters that are currently in queue: Iwa, Ukai, Daichi, Oikawa, Mattsun, Kuroo, Kyoutani, Akaashi, Tsukki & Noya.

[tfw-no-tennis]

mtmte liveblog issue 22

oooh man, its time to feel some EMOTIONS!

I'm BACK after a hiatus, which was due in part to me getting my 1st dose of the covid vaccine! woohoo!

anyways, starting here w/issue 22....we have a great cover w/thunderclash, the legend himself

oof. the covers made me forget how much I don't like the art this issue...I hate to be mean to the artists but this art style just isn't doin it for me chief

god I love this issue though. the framing device of rewind’s movie is so so fantastic

tailgate listing off all his fake awards/accomplishments....ily 

rodimus my boy, you're a prime in my heart

the ‘not a decepticon’ label for cyclonus is so much hvbhkjfbskjf

I literally wanna comment on every single panel bc I love all the characters so much but then id be here forever...that being said whirl ily sm 

hvbjdfbhsfjhdfshja BRAINSTORM ‘according to perceptor - ships genius’ hvhdkjhbfhjs ily dumb gay idiot

and then the cut to perceptor after brainstorm like, blew up his lab vjbkdsfnbksjf dude

GODDDDDD drift ‘your name...defines you. it’s your soul expressed in syllables. hm? oh, yes, sorry. it’s drift.’ GOD he’s so fucking funny. I love early story hippy drift

god I cant stop thinking about how good this whole issue would be as an animated show...like, specifically rewinds film, it would be SO FUCKING GOOOOOOD mtmte show WHEN

rewiiiiind ;_; I fuckgin love rewind god. fellow video editing enthusiast....

ohhhh rodimus being embarrassed about his big speech at the beginning of mtmte....my boy I love u so much

gjhnbgehjsrkfbjksf magnus being suspicious of rewind oh my god. magnus ily but please, look at the lil guy, he’s a good boy, most of the time

the fuckgin footage that magnus removed hbvhakjbfhskf god. wasn't that intended to be footage of magnus dancing? I love him

minibot squad.....

and here it begins, the mystery stick rung question...

poor rung oh my god he’s just trying to polish his lil spaceship and people r throwing shit at him. taking Ls as per usual it seems

hand grenade tag hvbfjksdnfbkjdf love that callback

noooo rungs ship :( 

magnus’s censorship vhbhadkjfhdbhjsakjhfn

oh man I forgot about how they met that race of Transformers But More 

the one-upsmanship hbvkajsbehfjks

whirrrrrl lmao I love whirl sm

goddddd whirl just killing that other alien and ending the 16 million yr long civil war bvkjsdbfhjjkafs so fucking much

oh god oh god the ‘are you happy’ page, I'm not emotionally equipped to handle this like, ever

but I will say I feel like it would be EVEN MORE oof if it were milne or someone drawing it bc I feel like this art style takes away from some of the impact bc the expressions aren't really that...expressive? idk how to put it

anyways. every single answer destroys me!!! like even the happy ones, like chromedome and rewind and tailgate - well, in present time, none of those three are doing so hot, so that makes this just hurt 

and rung....that is so fucking depressing. jesus. this guy is so fuckng sad, somebody get him a friend stat

and swerve...ouch. this readthru I've really noticed how much early-mtmte swerve is not-so-subtly like, crying out for help bc he’s so alone and shit. jesus 

also brainstorms response is just plain ole sad w/context, but at this point in the story without context, it just seems very foreboding lmao. I'm realizing this readthru that brainstorm is very sketchy and ominous in a particular ‘is he evil?’ mad scientist sorta way in early mtmte

and then everyone else is also just so OOF in their own unique sad ways, but I think the worst out of everyone is drift....GODDDDDD. especially considering that at this point in the story, drift is this kinda goofy hippy guy, so seeing him just sit there with his face in his hand, not even answering the question...AND knowing that shortly after this he’ll end up banished...IT FUCKING HURTS M8!

meanwhile, the more upbeat ‘quest to see rungs alt mode’ continues...with an ‘alt mode party’ vhbadkjsdfnabskjf it looks so silly with a bunch of cars just sitting around a table lmao

I cant even tell who everyone is bc they so rarely turn into cars n shit lmaoooooo 

rodimus with the bucket on his head hbvhakjbfskjf I CANT

everyone’s reactions to thunderclash...i fucking love it

the fact that TAILGATE doesn't hate him, even though we’ve seen that tailgate tends to dislike people who are universally liked/who have achieved a lot of impressive things

rodimus you petty thot vbdkjbfdjhsakjdf ily

RODIMUS IS SO FUNNYYYYYY ‘I'm not making all these sacrifices and leading these guys into battle and being inspirational - I'm not doing that because it makes me look good’ RODIMUS VBHSKJDFNBKSJF

thunderclash talking about magnus’s article on typefaces....hdbksjfsdbkjgfb bro

AND THEN MAGNUS HUGS HIM....HGBSKJFDSHFKD I CANT

POOR DRIFT bvhajkdfbhjkjsfd rodimus saying he ‘rehabilitated him’ oh my god

the whole spectralism thing...im sorry I cant get over how funny all this is vbakdjfbksjf thunderclash rlly b out here charming rodimus’s entire crew

and then ratchet comes in, calling tc ‘thunders,’ and tc immediately notices ratchets new hands (somehow) hvbkjfhbskjf truly amazing

it cracks me up that rodimus is all 😒😒 at thunderclash, even though as we come to find out, tc really IS That Perfect, and him complimenting rodimus isn't sarcasm at all lmao

AND THEYRE LOOKING FOR THE KNIGHTS OF CYBERTRON TOO HVSDHFJBSHKHDFJS OF COURSE

the vis vitalis being a life support machine spaceship is a really cool concept tho

‘rescuing some orphans from an exploding sun’ I fucking cant

evil guy: [holds a gun to thunderclash’s head] 

rodimus: :D finally something doesn't go his way!

he’s so petty I’m..........dkdjhfdabhduifadijgl

and its the aliens from earlier! oooh

GODDD I forgot that swerve used rung in mystery stick mode to SCHWACK the guy

rung casually dropping the fact that the functionists like, experimented on him...there's a lot of implications there, and that'll certainly be explored more later...

the fact that his ID card says ‘rong’ hvbhjakhdsbfakhsjfn 

oughufadkfujbsfk the circle of light throwing wrenches n shit at skids...guys cmon vbhsdjkfnslfd

the circle of light is like ‘wtf you all have trauma and a bunch of weird unhealthy coping mechanisms this is wack byeeeee’ lmao

skids calling the lost light his home is rlly sweet tho

cant believe the religious space hippy cult is being so rude about a film made by a guy who died like a week ago. unreal 

cd finally figured out how to make the pffft sound, good for him

AUGHHHHH the fact that rewind used ‘little victories’ as the title of the film and that's something that chromedome said in the video ;_; I'm fucking inconsolable 

rodimus, despite his obvious posturing for the camera during the whole issue, comes off as surprisingly genuine when he says that he hasn't thought about his own future much, but wants the crew to have a happy ending....im gonna cry

‘who knows what's around the corner?’ tailgate, PLEASE don't say that, oh my god, 

OUGHHHH GROUP SHOT 

OHHH mannnnNNNNN i love this issue SO MUCH. what a good fun emotional rollercoaster wrap-up to mtmte s1. god. 

like, this issue has it all - humor, drama, crippling sadness, intrigue, worldbuilding...it’s so excellent 

and getting to see rewind again hurts so bad but also I love him

ok quick mtmte s1 retrospective...god s1 is so fucking good. I'm gonna have to read more to say which chunk of mtmte I liked best but s1 is so fucking excellent that it might be my favorite. though its hard to pick bc there's so much good stuff later on too...whatever, the point is s1 is so so good

the plotlines and characters are fucking stellar. like I cant even believe how well Everything works, its very impressive. I cant really think of anything major that made me go ‘yeah could've done without that plotline/character’

I love how dedicated jro is to connecting everything. I've mentioned it before but basically every single moment in the series has payoff - what you initially think is just a funny moment, or a fluffy character establishment bit, ends up ALSO being an important plot point later, in some way

an example would be here w/rung and his alt mode - it just seems like a fun little B-plot for this issue, and seems to pretty neatly conclude with the reveal that rung was eventually classified as an ‘ornament’ (lmao)...but we later on get to see a lot more about this, both here and in the functionist universe 

and like, stuff like tailgate’s autobot lessons w/magnus - at first that can be seen as purely character establishment stuff, showing that magnus is a strict rule-lover and tg is a loveable try-hard good boy - but that becomes plot relevant in remain in light, with tailgate saving the day due to his knowledge of the autobot code (and its also character relevant, with magnus’s arc in remain in light). 

and I know this is like. a normal regular thing in writing, but I'm just very impressed about how cleanly jro pulls it off, and how many things he’s juggling at once, especially in early mtmte - it’s very ambitious!

and we gotta remember, this is a comic book. I've read a lot of comic books, and the quality is all over the place. a lot of writers bite off more than they can chew, and the story ends up kinda scattered as a result. 

another thing I see a lot in franchise writing like this is a lack of strong early character establishing due to the author assuming the readers are at least somewhat familiar with the characters already - which can be totally fair depending on where it is in the continuity, but other times it can come off as lazy

in mtmte, the cast is extremely well fleshed out, and not only that, the cast itself is unique in that there are a lot of relative unknowns (franchise-wise) - which I think was an absolutely brilliant move, because then jro was able to essentially create The Definitive Version of these characters - characters like swerve, brainstorm, chromedome, rewind, tailgate...mtmte is their baseline characterization, because they haven't really appeared in much else

this also allows for deviation from the franchise norms - again, a comic book classic is good writing being stifled by a need to stick to a certain status quo regard the characters, the world, the powers, relationships, etc

(I've mostly read DC comics, and some marvel, so I'm thinking superheroes w/all these comic comparisons)

so mtmte had a good recipe for genuine creativity in that the characters were relative unknowns, the plot was basically ‘space road trip,’ the status quo of ‘autobot vs decepticon war’ had been demolished throughout the entire franchise...so jro was able to take all that and run, and it turned out so fantastic

and luckily it isn't over yet! so many comics suffer from premature cancellation...and sadly mtmte/ll isn't exempt from this, as we’ll see later, but I've seen some awful ones, where comics are forced to wrap up in like 2 issues while in the middle of an arc. yikes. 

but another comic staple...one of my least favorite things about comics books in general...something that was basically responsible for driving me away from comics after reading a bunch...the dreaded crossover event

yep, even mtmte isn't immune to this unfortunate plague on the comic industry. crossover events are the absolute worst, and I'm saying this as somebody who adores crossovers (in concept more than execution usually). they SHOULD be my favorite, but unfortunately they p much always completely suck

they're essentially a ploy to get you to read the other ongoing titles, but they usually only serve to bog down whatever story you're reading to the point where you don't even wanna read that one anymore, let alone read all the other ongoings. at least, that’s been my experience 

it doesn't help that reading orders tend to be hard to find/keep track of, and that you need to go read the other series to know what's going on. I just hate it, like, I came here to read THIS series, I don't want a bunch of other series showing up too - even if I was reading two series, I wouldn't want them crossed over, because they're separate stories! augh!

I'm totally losing my focus here but my point is...crossover events suck, and mtmte unfortunately is involved in one. I have not read dark cybertron, and I'm not about to. I've heard nothing but bad things so I have no desire to inflict that upon myself 

soooo ill be reading through the tfwiki articles for those issues to give myself a better understanding of what went on - which is more than I've ever done in the past - and maybe ill even make a single post summarizing my thoughts on what I read in the wiki, lmao

but yea ill be skipping to the mtmte s2 stuff next 

phew ok I'm super tired, my vision keeps blurring out and stuff lmao. its time for bed, I probably have more thoughts but ill save them for later. for now...peace out!

[novemberhush]

Valentine asks! 1, 10, 27! F/m/k for Buck, Stiles, Harvey

1) Do you have a crush on anyone?

No, not at the moment. Haven’t for quite a while now. Well, not on anyone in my ‘real life’ sphere anyway. But if Sebastian Stan or Matthew Daddario came a calling I wouldn’t hesitate to let them in!

10) Favourite milkshake flavour?

Vanilla! I love it!

27) Denim jackets, leather jackets, or bomber jackets?

Definitely not bomber jackets so they’re out right away. I like both denim and leather jackets and have owned and loved both. I think leather might just swing it. But it’s close.

44) Fuck/marry/kill - Buck, Stiles, Harvey?

Aw, mannnnnnnnn! I don’t wanna kill any of them!! But okay, if I gotta do this then I would, um, oh gosh, this is hard! Do I wanna just knock boots with Buck or do I wanna marry him?? And of course Harvey is completely gorgeous and loyal and protective. But really not that much more mature than Buck at times, to be honest! Okay, okay, I would fuck Buck, marry Harvey (if for no other reason than to save him from Donna’s clutches, lol!) and, I’m so sorry, baby boy, but it looks like I’m killing you, Stiles.

Thanks for your ask!😘

[tellywoodtrash]

ishqbaaz 01.03.17 lb

skipping the preview coz it pissed me off so much yesterday. 😒😒😒

lol dadi’s expression. 😂😂😂

svetlana’s sleeves. still not over it. 😖😖😖

YOU DON’T HAVE THE CHIP THO??? 🤔🤔🤔

lmao mrs. kapoor sent om a randommmmmm video. 😂😂😂

i hope it was of the fainting goats. that’s a good one. 🙃🙃🙃

who’s watching romi during all this btw??? or do we not care about her anymore? 😶😶😶

someone explain to me how robin survived cremation?!!? 😫😫😫

LMAO TRUST SHIVAAY TO LEAVE HIS PHONE ON DURING HIS WEDDING, AND HAVE IT WITH HIM IN THE MANDAP. 😂😂😂

mrs. kapoor, 5 minutes ago: i’ve hidden robin so well, NO ONE WILL EVER FIND HIM! 😎😎😎 mrs. kapoor, now: OMG ANIKA FOUND ROBIN!!!!!!!! 😱😱😱

lmaoooooo i had to stop the video, laughing so hard 😂😂😂

LMAO OMG MRS. KAPOOR’S “SUPER-AMAZING-NOT-EVER-FINDABLE” PLACE THAT SHE STASHED DOBIN IN WAS THE BOOT OF HER CAR HAHAHAHA 😂😂😂

poor dobin though. hope you’re okay, dobin. 😐😐😐

stop monologuing, mrs. kapoor, and go back inside. idiot woman. 🙄🙄🙄

dobin staring at anika like she’s an angel descended from the heavens. 👼🏽👼🏽👼🏽

which she is. 😇😇😇

oh thank god, kunal’s expressions are back today. 😅😅😅

also he looks gooood in that pagdi. mmmhmm. hmu laterz, om. 😏😉😘

hawwww, why’s pinkyyyyyyyy being a cockblock?!?!!? 😯😯😯

OH NO! SHE’S ON TO THEM!!!!!!!! 😱😱😱

pft. just that much? ok. carry on. 😐😐😐

oh ho, NOW WHAT? 😒😒😒

can-ay-da waali taiji didn’t make it for THIS wedding either????  😐😐😐

unke toh naseeb mein hi nahi hai, billu ki shaadi attend karna. teen teen shaadiyaan ho gayi hai iski ab tak. 🙄🙄🙄

ok fuck offff dadi. 😑😑😑

OMGGGGGG DADIIIIIIIIII. SHUTTTTT UPPPPPPPP. 😤😤😤

oh ho dobin and his atrophied muscles. 🤒🤒🤒

JUST CARRY HIM, ANIKA/KHANNA!!!!!!! 😩😩😩

look at shivaay’s face. his eyes are like !!!!!!!! my girl is here to save me!!!!!!!! 😍😍😍

lmao mrs. kapoor’s disgusted face. 😂😂😂

WALK FASTER, ANIKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😣😣😣

DOBINNNNNNNNNN!!!! MY MANNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!! 💖💖💖

OUFF 10 MINUTES ON REACTIONS. AAGE BADHO!!!!!!😤😤😤

my friend who’s watching this with me: “even LOTR didn’t have music this intense! 😬😬😬”

girl, you don’t even know. this is actually a kinda low-key episode for this show. 😐😐😐

TIA! run into the arms of your love!!!!!!!!!!! khadiiiii kyaaaa ho?? 😩😩😩

oh shut the fuck up shakti. no one has ever cared about what you have to say. like EVER. since the beginning of time itself. 😒😒😒

mrs. kapoor and her last ditch effort. 🙄🙄🙄

lmao, mrs. kapoor knows that anika’s plea is going to fuck this alllllll up. 🙃🙃🙃

WILL SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING???? 😒😒😒

ouff, not you shivaay. you’ve already given your bhaskar-winning performance for the day. 🙄🙄🙄

oh, maybe not. he’s actingggggggg the FUCK out of it, to get them to admit. carry on, then. 😌😌😌

ok shivaay, calm down. zyaada ho raha hai. 😬😬😬

OMG DOBIN. I DIDN’T ROOT FOR YOU FOR THIS LONG TO FUCKING NOT SAY ANYTHING. 😡😡😡

finally!!!!!!!!!!!!! JAA TIA JAA! JEE LE APNI ZINDAGI!!!!!!!!!!! 😭😭😭

yaaaaaaaaaaaasssss!!! 🎉🎉🎉

OMG PINKY’S FACE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 😂😂😂

lolololol oh god. i am RELISHING pinky’s reaction so much. 😈😈😈

LMAO ANIKA’S SMIRK @ SHIVAAY. 😂😂😂

"tumhari mom ne tumhe drugs diye hue the.”

what the what?!?!!?!?!? 😯😯😯 

mrs. kapoor, you’re even worse than i thought. 👿👿👿

 I’M SO HAPPPYYYYY TIA AND DOBIN GOT THEIR HAPPY ENDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN’T STOP HAPPY CRYING!!!! 💗💖💘💕

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS OMGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!! SHIVAAY ACKNOWLEDGING HE’S MARRIED TO ANIKA! WITH PRIDEEEEE! *happy weeping* 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Believe it it not some people don’t know about #PreachEb. You have been following my journey to create more content and conversation around the idea of considering #HipHip lyrics sacred text. The idea that we can find #wisdom from these lyrics and in this #culture. Even when it’s problematic. Even when it’s verrry problematic. The fact of the matter is - a #hiphopwomanist can’t have a whole socio political, #theological or #ethical conversation about who is #worthy and what is #holy without the language of HipHop. Period. It’s not possible. A #Womanist refused to trouble the contemporary culture and not the problematic faces form the #Bible (or whatever sacred text is being lifted). We not gonna drag #JayZ and his relationship with his wife if we not dragging Father #Abraham and the way he gave his whole wife away to save himself. We not calling out #LilWayne and the way he raises his daughter if we not gonna address the fact that Tamar’s rape was secondary discussion behind the fact that David was grieving for his son. We just not going to do it. We will trouble both. That is what we will do. || A few weeks ago on a @blackgirlmixtape LIVE @raising_ratchet_royalty said that when we consider the interpretation of he text we gotta ask, “Who does it benefit for us to believe it this way?” Mannnnnnnnn that changed my whole preachment. Like... I can’t even live the same after that! To that I ask... who does it benefit for us to exclude hip hop from the discussion about what is worthy and holy? || You can Click the PreachEb hashtag and scroll for days finding #HipHopBibleStudy excerpts from all your faves. My goal is that you will begin to listen to music and not just skim through it. There’s a blessing in it all of you’ll be available for it. If the rock can cry out... why can’t #21Savage 🤷🏾‍♀️ #BibleStudyWithTheBible

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harMONious Music Mondays- Spring Break is Coming

harMONious Music Mondays- Spring Break is Coming

Happy Monday and Daylight Savings. I am pleasantly surprised by how awake I am after losing an hour of sleep. This is the last week before my middle-school students go on a TWO WEEK Spring Break!!  Thank the Lord! Won’t he do it? I will most likely miss them, but mannnnnnnnn I can’t wait to hear that 2:30pm bell on Friday. Can we say freedom! This week we will check out two upcoming tracks.…

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he’s pawing at his left eye – mannnnnnn it’s gotta go a cigarette dances on the tongue so Willie stretch those arms – twice the size of a couch! wrap Davey in your velvet ropes – those damn claws and take those ticks off of him those purple and brown things those ticks, Willie – laughter, no, from me he’s pawing at his right eye – mannnnnnn it’s gotta go the squad is taking aim feathers in their mouth – not until the signal, babies so Miranda stretch those arms you feel like you’re a cartoon and you can’t get out – yes ma'am yes yes well ain’t that a trick trick trick isn’t it yes this won’t do no it won’t please Willie come back home – not here not right now we’ve got a new bed for you free of mice and crumbs we know you can hear us the telephone is rumbling rumbling - - here no we see you Willie they’re dying out here a spiraling mess – not here not right now he’s pulling out his hair – mannnnnnnnn it’s gotta go a butterfly in a jar dying under the light coming through the cracks – I can’t stand the terror so that’s it that’s it we’re holding each other dearly that’s it nobody here to save us – not here not right now forgive us this one thing kiss our old lover once more once on the lips once on the temple before the butterfly breaks its prison before the squad fires those dead ravens before the cigarettes burn the tongue – yes yes yes dear friend - - a postscript found in the snow: lover did your eyes always burn light like they do now in my dreams am I forgetting truer times than when I found god in your navel when you called me so late and my heart faded into your galaxy when we heard each other sighing in the trees lips whispering in the garden then goodbye in seawater and grass did your eyes always burn light like they do now in my dreams

I see now