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lumiambrose · 1 day ago
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smut, minors do not interact ! under the desk support with kenma (Or your fav xx)
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“Shht”
That's the only warning you got, considering you know damn well the consequences are grave.
Why must you be quiet? Simple. Your slutty mouth is so loud as you take your boyfriend's cock down your throat, all while he's in the middle of his very important business meeting. Yet despite its importance, he still insisted on having you with him, hidden away from the webcam as you kneel under the desk.
He looks so serious, dressed in a black button-up with his hair tied back; you would never be able to guess that his pretty little pet is keeping him company from below, and it only fuels you more.
As much as you don't want him getting caught, you can't help but want to push the limits. Seeing just how much you can get out of him. Taking him inch by inch until he's completely sheathed in your throat, saliva bubbling at the edge of your mouth as you struggle to hide the lewd sounds you're making, all while your pretty fingers are toying with your heat. You'd be lying if you said this entire situation didn't turn you on.
After diligently sucking on him for a while, you can hear the meeting slowly come to a close. In a final attempt to rile your man up, one of the hands that were toying with your clit slithers their way up to massage his balls whilst you lap your tongue over his leaky slit. Much to your satisfaction, a strained groan left his lips just before hanging up. And despite the chuckle that vibrated through your throat, he didn't seem to find the gesture as joyful as you did.
“Stand up.” Short, blunt and slightly scary. You obey, finding your way out from your little spot until you're face to face with him, a shit-eating grin very evident on your face. In contrast to his, not so pleased expression.
Without wasting any time, he spins you around, leaving you bent over his desk before landing a few slaps to your ass.
“Naughty girl,” He whispers. His cock rubbing against the flesh of your ass as precum spills on your skin.
“Fuck, Kitten, we really need to work on your patience…”
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Not gonna lie I wrote this with Kenma in mind but it's so generalised that it could be anyone. Maybe I'll add a part 2 to do him justice :p
Taglist: @sky-casino, @bbladie, @thetwinkims, @irethepotato, @143-ilyuu, @inu1gf, @mikemsmm (join my taglist here)
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inspectori · 2 days ago
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- BETWEEN US -
kenma x influencer!reader
- SUMMARY - : Influencer sweetheart Y/N L/N a global sensation and popular streamer Kozume Kenma have been secretly together for the past year. But what happens when now their not-so-secret romance is out in the open?
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CHAPTERS
PART ONE
PART TWO
PART THREE
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seumyo · 4 months ago
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THE THINGS KOZUME KENMA POSTED ON HIS INSTAGRAM STORY JUST FOR YOU
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emizsc · 1 month ago
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timeskip!kenma kozume x fem!reader
notes: married— established rs, this feels so ooc i apologize, y/n used a couple times, actual streaming terms used(willing to explain them if needed!!), fluff, kuroo mention, lowercase intended!
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“38 minute and 42 second compilation of kodzuken being whipped for his wife.”
this is the seventh part of the series created by this fan. the first part of the series was titled, “15 minute compilation of pro gamer kodzuken talking about his girlfriend.” the fourth part was the change from girlfriend to fiancée, and the sixth part was the change from fiancée to wife.
this youtube series has blown up everywhere— to the point some people don’t even know kenma as the CEO of Bouncing Ball Corporation or as a professional gamer/youtuber.
kuroo had been talking to his colleague about kenma once, when highschool was suddenly their topic of conversation. “ever heard of kodzuken?” “your best friend is the dude who doesn’t shut up about his wife?!” kuroo couldn’t even tease kenma about it anymore— kenma just was so shameless when it came to you! (and before he got famous all the yapping about you was always to kuroo. trust me, he’d recieve earfuls about you when you weren’t even together yet.)
after every valorant or league tournament (ewwwww) whether it was a win or loss, once the mic was brought to him to ask about the game, he’d state simply, “I’d like to thank my wife. Good games.” god he’d be even more annoying when it came to a solo queue in valorant. his go-to insult for a snobby teenager would be, “you’re bitchless AND jobless.” safe to say his ego inflates when they realize they’re talking to THE kodzuken, and if they didn’t know beforehand, they’ll know him soon enough when his motor of a mouth warms up to talk about his wife, forgetting to ever brief on the topic of having multiple jobs with high incomes.
oh but the comments on the series were always the best.
user @applepie: may this love attack me
user @kodzusss: y/n how do you find a man like this
user @makemestays: aura farming again
user @svteenm: i think i know more about y/n than i do about kenma at this point
user @moalways: he’s the standard i fear
user @emizszc: laying on the highway as we speak
user @sunaslefttoe: I WANT WHAT THEY HAVE!!!!
if you add up the time of all seven videos, the total time is pushing 5 hours… god he just can’t shutup about you. all the little emoticons for his channel; raids, copium, NT, are just you and him. every sub challenge just surrounds you. just to name a few, there was
“xx subs for a cooking stream with my wife”
“xx subs and my wife will play a ranked valo game”
“xx subs for a just chatting stream with my wife”
even when he had to switch gears. as a CEO, his management team was sick and tired of him. today he had been invited for an interview. he knew the interview show was scuffed prior to coming, so he decided to just do what he was best at. …talk about you of course!
“so, if it ever came down to choosing between your wife or your company, what’d you choose?”
“my wife.” he puts up his pointer finger before speaking again, “actually, she was one of my main motivations to start working on the … blah blah … and she really … blah blahhh blah … my career … blah” the interviewer felt a bead of sweat drop from her temple.
sigh kenma is so in love with his wife.
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part two and three of my mini kenma series here!!
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fictionproblem · 11 months ago
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I like them
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kitkat13001 · 7 months ago
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⤷ KENMA KOZUME, L LAWLIET, MEGUMI FUSHIGURO, iguro obanai, shoto todoroki, TOMURA SHIGARAKI, GIYUU TOMIOKA, xiao, MATT JEEVAS, choso kamo, genya shinazugawa, SHUN KAIDO
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chariaki · 7 months ago
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Your love struck boyfriend Kenma.
Boyfriend!Kozume Kenma who builds a whole 5-star resort for you in minecraft. And its only for you.
Boyfriend!Kozume Kenma crushed on you so hard in highschool and even up until now, a simple caress from your hands makes him bricked up. That man easily folds when you make eye contact with him.
Boyfriend!Kozume Kenma who likes to sleep with his arm underneath your shirt, hugging your waist from behind, and occasionally always fondling your boobs. He's got his leg on top of your leg, chest pressed againts your back, hand under your shirt playing with your breasts, and his lips kissing your neck to your shoulders.
Boyfriend!Kozume Kenma who enjoys you straddling him on his lap when he plays his games in his living room. He'd have his arms hugging your back, your head in the crook of his neck while he tries to quietly play because he knows you drifted off to sleep.
Boyfriend!Kozume Kenma who ends his livestreams amd game sessions earlier now that he's finally got you to be his. He's just happy and excited to be with you, all comfy in his apartment, under his bedsheets.
Boyfriend!Kozume Kenma who always leaves social parties with the excuse of "Sorry, I gotta go home to my girlfriend." and when they ask why, he just says:
"'Cause I wanna be with my girl."
Boyfriend!Kozume Kenma who manhandles your body for your butt to sit on his lap, just 'cause he's feeling extra clingy. He rests his chin on your shoulder and hugs your from behind, his hands holding the console rests on your lap.
Boyfriend!Kozume Kenma who doesn't like to admit that he likes loves it when you grind on him. But you know he does, because he doesn't remove you from his lap. Instead, the poor man just grunts and whines, helplessly complaining about how he can't focus on his game, but he still holds you down so tight so you can't stand up.
Boyfriend!Kozume Kenma who's both a top and a bottom.
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crushmeeren · 25 days ago
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Kenma never sleeps.
It’s normal. Expected. He’s in the top ten most watched streamers of the year and a CEO for god’s sake, when could he find time??
So, as routine as it’s become, it never sucks any less to wake up in the middle of the night without him.
Your hand glides over the soft sheets on Kenma’s side of the bed and, surprise surprise, it’s cold. You fumble around for your phone, the bright light of the Home Screen burning your eyes as you check the time.
4:00 a.m.
Fighting off the chill, the litter of goosebumps all over, you rub the sleep from your eyes and drag your feet towards the room at the end of the hall. Kenma is there, at his desk, computer monitor making him glow. Empty energy drinks clutter one corner.
“Kenz,” you call softly, resting a hand on his shoulder. “Come to bed, baby.”
His hand falls from his cheek as he jerks awake, shaking his head, squinting up at you. “What time is it?”
“4:00,” you reply, brushing stray pieces of hair fallen from his bun behind his ear, scratching gently. He shivers. You grip his bicep, coaxing him from the chair.
Kenma complies, lacing your fingers together as you tug him along behind you. “Have you been waiting on me?”
“No, I just woke up and noticed you weren’t there. Figured you might’ve fallen asleep at your desk.”
The lights don’t get turned on, just you stumbling blind through the dark until you sink back into bed, snuggling under the covers.
Kenma’s sweats hit the floor and there’s a dip in the bed, a slight chill, and skin so warm you could melt like butter pressing against your back. A slender arm slowly curls around your waist and pulls. “M’sorry pretty girl, I’m here now.”
You hum with content, pushing further into his embrace. “It’s okay Kenz, I love you.”
Kenma makes a soft, happy sound, cuddling up to you like a kitten. “I love you too.”
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ohcashewart · 6 months ago
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It seems like they are discussing someone
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alpali · 1 month ago
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Kenma likes this habit you have when you kiss him. You usually do this when he’s at practice. Sweating so much and obviously tired.
“He always slacks when you’re around. You baby him too much.” Kuroo and Kenma glare at each other.
“Sorry! I’ll make sure he’s on his A game for the next set.” You smile, peeling and handing a banana to Kenma.
“Thank you.” He mumbles munching on the banana.
You guys talk for a little a bit until Kuroo is calling him over. He grumbles but before he leaves, you call out to him.
“Ken?” He hums glancing your way.
You stand up and kiss him, his eyes go wide for a bit but he relaxes. Your hands sneak into his damp hair. Pulling the strands together and tying it all while deepening the kiss.
When you pull away a chunk of his hair falls forward, leaving it layered. He doesn’t meet your eyes as he blushes, chewing on his lip. You smile as you push the strand of hair behind his ear.
“Alright! All ready.”
As he walks to the court he has to put up with a teasing Lev and Yamamoto.
He doesn’t mind though, he’ll put up with all of that if it means you’ll kiss him like that again.
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tsukimirecs · 8 months ago
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nekoma // fic recommendations
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note: remember to read the tags! + i do not own any of these works + the synopsis for each fic belongs to the author who wrote the fic
kuroo tetsuro
taste test - kaientai
synopsis: when you taste the same thing as your soulmate, things get interesting
red all over - meldve
synopsis: you are trapped in an elevator with your work rival, kuroo. what else could go wrong?
your name - tsukisemi
synopsis: kuroo finds you really cute, too bad you keep giving him a fake name every time you come into the coffee shop he works at
public transit - orphan_account
synopsis: your heart pounded, knowing you were being touched, and he was watching you.
but when he loves me - sweetcandyliar
synopsis: there are so many ways that kuroo tells you he loves you.
somewhere only we know - wanderwithme (wanderlustt)
synopsis: four times kuroo proposes to you - and the last time he does
meeting the boys - orphan_account
synopsis: in which no one really believes kuroo could get a girlfriend as incredible as you
落葉 | rakuyou - deltachye
synopsis: maple leaves are most beautiful in which they have died, falling slowly, waiting patiently to be reborn
riverbank - itsleese
synopsis: you're reminded of the little boy you loved way back then, the riverbank you played at together. maybe you should go see it?
caring cats - haikyuu_philia
synopsis: nekoma is family
disrupted meetings - sansos
synopsis: dr. tetsurou kuroo’s research group has transitioned to hosting meetings online. what could go wrong?
cat ears - just__j
synopsis: kuroo approaches you, captain of the girls club, with a proposition of a bet for the losing captain
kozume kenma
change the channel - alkale
synopsis: "i want to buy your game from you"
kodzuken does not have a girlfriend - bunnytime
synopsis: it has been a running joke that kodzuken lies about having a girlfriend for years now. needless to say, his fanbase is convinced he doesn’t really have a girlfriend
second place - yourqueenhasarrived
synopsis: kenma forgets your anniversary and once again pushes you aside for his gaming career. how much can you take?
an inconvenient crush - the_only_iris
synopsis: kenma has had the biggest crush on twitch streamer, (y/n). what happens when their paths cross?
learning process - nomazee
synopsis: you and kenma always had an interesting dynamic. kuroo found it nice for everyone involved
thank you for being a friend! - heichoe
synopsis: ”if it helps: when you gave kuroo head in high school, he said it was great"
yaku morisuke
who dares speak aloud these words (intended for the heart to speak) - sunmoonstarsrain
synopsis: yaku bursts into her life like a hurricane, even whilst akaashi lingers on like the memory of a summer breeze
artists eyes - teapots_and_teacups
synopsis: yaku was used to being ignored on the court
if only i were selfish - this noodle writes
synopsis: yaku was anything but a selfish man, but being selfless had cost him you once before. so, when he gets the chance to see you again, will he finally be selfish enough to try?
note: as you can tell, i'm trying a different recommendations style- what do you think? do you think i should switch back to the first one or is this one better? would love to know your thoughts
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fayelero · 3 months ago
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ⓘ 01. HQ BOYS AS TWITTER LINKS !
⤷ LINKS ﹫ smut ﹫
⌗ bokuto, kageyama, kuroo, kenma, atsumu, osamu, suna, iwaizumi
⚠︎ porn without plot, cunniligus, rough sex, creampie, oral (f receiving), slight public sex .ᐟ.ᐟ
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bokuto kotaro
- making out after a long day
- eating you out like it’s his dinner
- taking care of you like a goddess
- taking you as he pleases
- lives to see you on top of him
- don’t even know he’s making you squirt
hajime iwaizumi
- fingering his girl and making sure she loves it
- when he has bad days, you’re the first one to know it
- late nights back shots
- how he hold your tits cause he loves them
- coming home to his sweet wife after a rough day
suna rintaro
- taking a video of you riding him so beautifully
- making sure you’re moaning loudly
- when he’s lazy
- asking videos of you when he’s far for a game
- he lives to tease you
- never finish without making you squirt
atsumu miya
- atsumu loves it rough
- cum just at the sight of you
- pics he’d keep carefully
- just the tip? nah.
- mutual masturbation
- “you’re gonna break the bed!” “we’ll get a new one”
kenma kozume
- when he’s too lazy and wants to see you do all the work beautifully
- the beautiful lace set he bought you
- you distracted him from his games
- still making you do the work
- after a long exhausting stream
- kenma is lazy but when he’s into something…
kuroo tetsuro
- autopilot is useful in his new car
- knows just how to make you see the stars
- ass guy
- red is still his favourite color
- couldn’t even wait to be in the bed
- taking you right before the shower
kageyama tobio
- always fond of his girl
- burry himself deep
- fingering while his dick is in your ass
- eating you out like it’s a competition
- the first time you did it you thought he was gentle when it came to sex
- he does so much workout for volley and this
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ctrlkenma · 13 days ago
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AND I'MMA MAKE HER TAPOUT! ☆
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✦ f!reader, post timeskip, kenma is quite the horny fella, suggestive, explicit content.
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KOZUME KENMA has insane stamina.
And he doesn't seem like it. Truly, he doesn't. After all, (and not to be stereotypical), but what could you expect of a twenty-two year old who's leisure time was spent playing 'vintage' video games and streaming it for thousands to see?
You definitely didn’t expect that right after those streams ended, he’d have you bent over his gaming desk, just inches away from a small Genshin Impact figurine. You turn around, your cheeks flushing a sweet, saccharine hue of scarlet as he cups your ass from behind, his hands firm and possessive.
The air is thick with tension, sexually charged, rather, as you feel his body heat radiating against you. Every breath you take is heavy with anticipation, and the way he leans in, his lips brushing against your ear, sends a shiver down your spine. You can sense his desire, raw and palpable, and it makes your heart race. You’re completely at his mercy, craving every moment as he prepares to take you right there, the thrill of being so exposed only heightening the intensity between you.
No, Kenma is not just another boyfriend of yours you've had sex with. Kenma is an absolute fucking beast - and by the time you're on your third round, covered in his opalescent seed and dripping with perspiration (you're not sure who's it is), that very fact is made abundantly clear to you.
Kenma also isn’t shy about what he wants. He’d rather have you sitting on his face, completely lost in the taste of you. As he laps at your clit, he gets more and more pussy-drunk, his moans vibrating against the slick that covers his fave deliciously. Your muffled compliments only serve to fuel the desire within him, and he’s all in, ready to make you feel every bit of pleasure he can give. It’s raw, intense, and he’s determined to have you begging for more.
You're not exactly sure why he has such superhuman capabilities when it comes to sex. Perhaps, years of pulling all-nighters has finally translated into something good - that being the rather annoying ability to never get tired whilst he pounds his pretty, flushed tip into you, getting the angle just right, hitting you right where you want him.
No, actually. He hits it right where you need him. Because sex with Kenma has translated from something that started off with a few kisses into a ritual you're quite certain you can't live without.
You’d lose yourself in the heat of three rounds—four if the mood struck just right. Kenma would pause, a playful glint in his eyes as he reached for a bottle of strawberry-flavored lubricant from his side-table. With a teasing squirt, he coated your stomach, the slick, sweet substance glistening against your skin.
His fingers danced over you, massaging the lubricant in with a tantalizing pressure that sent electric shivers through your body. Each stroke was a delicious tease, trailing dangerously low, igniting a primal hunger within you. The air thickened with the scent of strawberries and coitus, as his touch turned your skin into a playground of pleasure, leaving you breathless and craving more.
The bottle spits its last, the slick gone, but you don’t stop - not until your body’s shaking, breath stuttering, chasing that high like it's the only thing that’s ever truly undone you. You’re soaked in heat, legs weak, stars bursting behind your eyes. And just when you're about to tapout, that voice cuts through - deep, filthy, smug - dragging out the words that ruin you - but make you crave it all over again.
"Just one more round, baby?"
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emizsc · 12 days ago
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streamer!kozume kenma x wife!reader
notes: fluff + crack, this is 100% taken from a kenz & kydae moment i think about regularly, lowercase intended, married, brainrot, food mention, can be read as a stand alone but i have a part one and two to this series!!!
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it was finally the day kenma hit his subscriber goal on twitch which was “ xx subs for cooking stream w the wife” so when time came, he made sure to clear the background for anything that might put you two’s safety at risk. he already asked you beforehand if you wanted to do this in the first place and what time you wanted to. he stated sternly that if you wanted to back out— even if it was in the middle of the stream and he was mixing ingredients for something— the second you felt uncomfortable, he’d stop the stream. his priority is always you.
you were very much a cook unlike your husband who’s somehow burnt hot chocolate before, so you decided on what to make! “szechuan beef with white rice sound good?” you say, looking up recipes. “anything you want.”
you put kenma in charge of the rice whilst prepping the meat. anytime you’d have to turn your back to the camera, kenma always lingered right behind you, draping his arm on your hip whenever he could.
once the rice was cooked, you pulled your sleeves down to cover your hands as makeshift mittens to hold the rice container. you tilted the bowl for the camera to capture. “rice looks nice and fluffy.. so ken can cook good rice at least!” you tease, laughing softly. “y/n is that not hot?” kenma says with a raised eyebrow, watching the steam coming off the top. “it’s not that hot, i can hold it.”
“A-ahh BRO! y/n that’s h-HOT-!! WE HAVE MITTENS, LET ME HOLD IT! YOUR HANDS ARE GONNA BURN!!!” “kozu, it’s fine, i’m literally holding it.” “What do you mean?! Owsssshttt.. I LITERALLT HAVE THE MITTENS ON AND I CAN STILL FEEL IT!” in the end, kenma put the rice on a heat resistant mat and he ran your hands through some cold water. the live chat was racing with comments.
steinogfineshyt: bro doesn’t understand the ‘cooking hands’
bxngchnz: did he call his wife bro????
souleaterpeak: KENMA LOOKS SO STUPID WITH MITTENS IM FRYINGGGG
kaikamalhuening: kenma valid crashout
alhaithamkisser: y/n +134340 aura, kenma -12700 aura
levimalewife: that was so sigma alpha male of y/n
mammonscreditcard: does y/n need a wife
kkumacoups: blah blah blah proper name place name backstory stuff ahh kenma bro 😭😭
shokoscigarette: y/n i love you please don’t die
“my wife is mine to love and she will never die.” kenma scoffed at the screen before turning back to you, just completely enamored, like it was his first time ever laying his eyes on you again.
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notes: HELLO THANK YOUR FOR 2.1K NOTES + 100 FOLLOWES WHAT?! (ᯅ̈ )erm guys im just a girl who’s insanely brainrotted pls don’t expect so much but im soso grateful for all the support (ᵒ̴̶̷̥́ ·̫ ᵒ̴̶̷̣̥̀) !!!!this will probably be a pending series from here as i give up on things in three (3) seconds lawl ALSO PLS TRY SZECHUAN BEEF IF YOU HAVENT ALREADY ITS SO BOMB
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seumyo · 2 months ago
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kenma going to the gym for the sole purpose of being strong enough to lift his daughter whenever she wants.
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Kenma Kozume had done a lot of things he never expected in life. But somehow, somehow, the hardest thing he had ever done… was carrying around your four-year-old daughter like she was an accessory strapped to his body.
It started off fine. She was small. Lightweight. Kenma barely noticed it when she’d reach up at him with those big, golden eyes, arms raised expectantly as she said, “Up, Daddy!”
And, of course, like an absolute fool, he always picked her up.
Always.
Now, however, things were different. Kiano was growing.
Which was great! Wonderful, even!
All he ever wanted was a happy wife. Check. And a healthy baby. Check.
Except for the part where she was getting heavier, and Kenma, who had not done a single muscle-related workout since high school volleyball, was starting to feel it. His arms ached. His back tensed up. There were days when, after holding her for too long, he would just sit down at his desk and stare blankly at his keyboard, fingers refusing to move because they were still recovering from holding your daughter for half the day.
“Kenma, you should just go to bed if you’re not feeling well,” you told him when you brought him some midnight snacks.
And your daughter, Kiano, she did not care.
She still reached up, still expected to be carried without hesitation the following morning.
And because Kenma was a weak, weak man, he never said no.
Which was how he found himself at the gym, standing at the front desk with his old gym keycard in hand, while Kuroo Tetsurou of all people stood beside him, grinning like a complete idiot.
“Hold on, hold on,” Kuroo said, leaning against the counter as he processed what was happening. “Let me get this straight. You’re renewing your gym membership—not because you wanna get in shape, not because you had some life-changing revelation, but because your four-year-old daughter is getting too heavy for you?”
Kenma scowled, tossing his gym keycard at Kuroo’s face. “Shut up.”
Kuroo laughed, easily catching it. “Kenma, this is hilarious.”
He exhaled sharply, rubbing his temples as the receptionist processed his renewal.
He knew Kuroo was going to be like this. That was the whole reason he had debated bringing him along in the first place. But Kenma also knew that if he walked into a gym alone after years of avoiding them, he would probably just stand in the corner, regret all his life choices, and leave without doing anything.
He needed moral support. Unfortunately, that support came in the form of Kuroo, who was currently laughing at his pain.
“It’s not that funny,” Kenma grumbled.
Kuroo shot him a look. “Kenma, you literally built your entire brand on being an indoors guy. And now you’re out here, willingly lifting weights, all because your tiny daughter says ‘Up, Daddy’ and you can’t say no to her.”
Kenma refused to make eye contact.
Because yeah, that was… basically the situation.
The receptionist handed back his renewed membership card, smiling. “Welcome back, Mr. Kozume! Need a trainer, or will you be working out alone?”
“Alone,” Kenma muttered quickly.
“Wrong!” Kuroo interrupted, slinging an arm around Kenma’s shoulders before he could escape. “He’ll be working out with me. You know, actual workouts, not just the bare minimum.”
“You’re acting like I won’t just cancel this membership next month.”
“Not if Kiano has anything to say about it.”
Kenma frowned, thinking about it for a second.
…Yeah. That kid was persistent.
Guess who she got it from? Ding, ding! You, of course.
If he so much as hinted at the idea of quitting, Kiano would probably just guilt-trip him with those big eyes, telling him, “Daddy, you said you’d carry me if I did well in school!” and then he’d look like the world’s weakest dad to your daughter forever.
Damn it.
He exhaled. “Fine.”
Kuroo grinned, clapping him on the back. “That’s the spirit, Daddy Kenma.”
Kenma cringed. “Never call me that again.”
Kuroo did call him that again.
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An hour later, Kenma remembered exactly why he hated going to the gym.
He had been peer-pressured into lifting actual weights, had attempted (and failed) to use a pull-up bar, and nearly died trying to keep up with Kuroo, who, despite his stupid corporate job, was somehow still in peak physical condition.
Kenma, on the other hand, felt like he had been hit by a truck.
Kuroo, the bastard, was barely sweating. “You good?” he asked, grinning.
Kenma, lying face-down on the floor, made a vague, suffering noise.
Kuroo laughed. “Don’t tell me that’s all you’ve got. What happened to that volleyball stamina?”
“That was ten years ago,” Kenma groaned. “I’m pushing thirty in two years, idiot.”
“Yeah, yeah.” Kuroo crouched next to him, smirking. “But hey, just think about it—if you don’t get into shape soon, you’ll place Kiano down and never carry her forever!”
Kenma slowly turned his head to glare at him. “That is not comforting.”
“Kids grow up way quicker than you think, Kenma. You won’t know when you’ll ever be able to carry them, like when they were babies.”
“Is that why you’re worried that your 7-month-old son is going to get daycare soon, really? When he just start enjoying his tummy time?”
“Time goes fast.”
“Uh-huh. Right.”
Kuroo cackled, standing up and stretching. “Changing the subject,” he tuts softly. “I can’t believe this is what finally got you back in a gym. A four-year-old child has you completely wrapped around her tiny little fingers.”
Kenma didn’t even try to argue. Because, well.
It was true.
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Thinking about an inexperienced Kenma, the poor thing never even kissed a girl, dragged to a college party by his roommate Kuroo just to get out of the small apartment for once- a scared little virgin kitty with a nervous look in his eyes, trying to avoid the height of the alcohol infused party at all costs. And you, the perceptive woman you are, you can spot that inexperience from a mile away, such a pretty boy like him shouldn’t go untouched for so long. Taking him upstairs wouldn’t be hard at all, you have a private bathroom in your room you could offer him. And the poor kitten, he’s such a virgin he can’t handle the sight of your panties strewn out on the floor of the bathroom without his cock straining desperately against the thin fabric of his pants. And the inexperienced Kenma, the poor thing, he’d be so shocked when you sit him on your unmade bed and free that thick cock so you can taste him. Poor Kenma- he’s so touch-starved that he can’t even handle how warm and wet your pretty mouth is, his tip full and his length heavy and twitching on your lips. Even a few squeezes of his shaft is enough to send him over the edge, apologetically spilling a hot load down your throat before he can even warn you. But the poor thing, the little kitten, he’s hard again just from seeing you swallow every last drop of his milk. You can make him cum again, surely, by letting him feel your tight little hole gripping his full cock. Poor Kenma, he can’t even look at you, his eyes screwed shut and his hips bucking against your rough ride. The desperate little kitten can’t even hold himself together, whining and whimpering with his mouth wide open, taking in the ecstasy of your cunt sucking him further and further in. Poor little Kenma would be practically milked dry by the time you’re done with him, stumbling back to the party on shaky legs. The poor thing would think about you all the time too, finding himself flushed and his cock heavy and straining. He would become addicted to you so fast.
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