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HUGH JACKMAN at WATERBOMB in KOREA (240705)

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Wade really saw the worst Wolverine and said "😱 BABYGIRL"

[ladyisabelsblade]

My Live Reactions to X-Men Origins: Wolverine

A text thread between me and my friend.

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Just watched the opening sequence and it’s so fucking funny when you’re high

Dude that guy with the two guns, his sequence kind of slapped

And then the other guy punched a tank. Yo….

This Deadpool looks like an idiot with the swords but he’s still pretty funny lol

Why does he know Swahili?????

Oh no! They’re colonizers!!???

But not Wolverine, he cares about black people, that’s how you can tell he’s the good guy

Little brother, breaking cycles of abuse

JIMMY

--wolverine says racism is wrong! --have u seen his cartoon claws yet?

They didn’t look that bad but I am high so I don’t care

The action sequences aren’t half as bad as in last stand

Or at least I’m too high to notice if they are lol

WOAH SGIRT OFF

--u see a lot of hugh jackman nipples

Lumberjack Wolverine, wow

Just wow he’s wow

"Your country needs you” “I’m Canadian”

Aw, I like this girl. She’s so gonna die

What the fuck is this stupid story?

Even Logan thinks it’s stupid.

Most clumsily overt foreshadowing ever

Oop, yep she dying

--lmao --yea she lasts under 10 mins thats hilarious

Damn fucking eviscerated

Manly man scream

He ruthless

LMFAOOOO AND THEN HE GETS HIT BY A TRUCK

--relatable tbh

He’s so oiled up

Damn the dramatic irony is dramatic irony-ing

The Adamantium looks like the aftermath of a lush bath bomb

--ooooh ur not at the cartoon claws yet --he’s still all boney

Yee

LMAOOOO THEY LOOK PLASTIC

HIS ASS OUT

--ASS ASS ASS

Cover up your tits you preening slut precursor

They look so stupid just do practical effects you idiots

YES THE JACKET

WHAAAAATTTT HOW COULD YOU KILL THAT OLD LADY WTF

I should have seen that coming

EXPLOSIONS SLAY QUEEN

--who exploded things?

Everyone but Logan exploding the helicopter was slay queen

--lol this movie is such a blur for me, i love reexperiencing in real time

Oh this is the bad part

Fucking blob omg

--ah yes --and will i am

I like will I am he ain’t bad

And boxer Logan, boxer Logan is saving this scene for me

--idr him good or bad, i just remember he's will i am

He is

I laughed so hard when his name came up during the opening credits

--its a great jumpscare

Local man discovers his girlfriend was fridged for his character development

REMY LA BOU

OH NO HES HOT

--is this the first time uv seen gambit in something? like have u seen him in the cartoons or stuff?

and poker? This is like combining every old lady white woman’s wet dream together: lumberjack, boxer, poker player

No I’ve never seen the cartoons man

--by far the most loved x-man

GRABBED HIM BY THE SPINE WHAT THE DUCK

gambit slays here dude

Will I am dead

--u have the best one liners omg

I’m over an hour in and I’m really enjoying this movie, being high is really elevating my experience

--its probably greaat high ngl

It’s just like fun moment after fun moment, I don’t care if it doesn’t make sense

--its my dad's favorite hated movie --its so fun

He’s right, I can’t believe you told me this was worse than last stand

--idr last stand at all ngl

Oh, well it was really bad

My man is more okay with jumping out of a plane than flying in one

SCOTT

YOUR EYES SCOTT

sir this is an operating room you can’t be here

Damn, this is freaky, I thought Stryker was a creep in x2

KAYLAS BACK

WHAT THE FUCK

oh it’s mystique isn’t it

NO ITS NOT WHAT THE FUCK

Damn that’s cold

No, poor baby he’s so sad

They were together for 6 years damn

Yo this is so dope

This fight

--have u gotten to deadpool

Kayla, now is not the time

Not yet

--thats THE thing

I know

But here he comes

HE LOOKS SO STUPID

XAVIER MY MAN

Yo the black around the eyes thing kind of slayed tho

Damn fucking sliced his head off

Oh shit damn

Do they look out for eachother because you kind of suck ass victor

YESSSSS GAMBIT

Kayla come on don’t die

Again

HOLY SHIT STRYJER

AYO WHAT THE FUCK

girl this movies good I don’t know what you’re talking about

That was so slay Kayla

But you’re still probably dying

PROFESSOR

I LOVE YOU EVEN THIUGH YOURE BADLY CGIED

LNAO THE MUTANTS RUNNING AWAY

he don’t even remember her that’s so fucking sad dude

damn wtf tear my heart out why don’t ya

This movies cheesy but it’s hitting all the right beats

Like this is a pretty good origin story movie

Probably a horrible stand alone movie, but if I pretend like I’m watching a bunch of flashbacks stitched together it’s pretty good

Oooo two post credits scenes

LMAO TEASING A DEADPOOL COMEBAJX BUT HE NEVER DOES

--he kiinda does

In Deadpool 2?

--yea lol

Comes back just to die

--good

lol he wasn’t too bad but I think I’d have a different opinion if he was sober and there weren’t already two other great Deadpool movies

[mcmusing]

X-Men Days of Failed Prequels

After so many mentions along with anti tags, the time has come for me to detail the depths of my disdain for the cinematic version of x-men days of future past. The sequel of stupid fandom loves. This is going to earn me so many cool points. Though considering I’m the one chick who finds Ian McKellen’s Magneto laughably one-dimensional, popularity obviously isn’t at the top of my priorities list. I’m also not trying to trash anyone who genuinely enjoys the film, however baffling I find that reaction. This is simply modern life in terms of media. If you can’t enjoy it on its own merit, take satisfaction in sending it through the shredder.

Those who think I take these films too seriously, first, I have a connection with FC whether I like it or not. Second, you’re protesting too much. If you really just see these as basic popcorn flicks and vehicles for slash-tacular fantasties, you wouldn’t make an effort to get me to shut up. I know because I’ve read critiques of fandoms I really enjoy and never responded. Unless someone’s trashing the Lion King then it’s on.

After the breath of fresh air ushered in by FC, the tone of this movie is bogged down with despair and misery only the stupid phoenix movie could surpass. This is also from where the bulk of the alleged sexism outcries stem. Sexism. In the X-Men. A group of outsiders from all walks of life made family, linked together by their mutual goal of defending a world that fears and hates them. A well-oiled machine of powerful men AND women who work and play off each so effectively. Yes, a positive of X-Men is the tackling of relatable real-world issues. Sexism can be a valid topic if handled objectively. However, the mindset has no place within the X-Men team itself. Seriously, these writers want us to believe that in a time of tremendous civic upheaval- presidents and movement leaders being assassinated, mass rioting and protests, churches being burned down, these vigorously trained warriors are wasting time on boys vs. girls contests.

To paraphrase James McAvoy, why did they bring the grandparents in?! The FC cast had infinitely better characterization from their initial scenes alone than the original cast had across an entire trilogy. It’s no question why this was done, though. After recovering from the major surgery of having his ego enlarged monumentally, Singer darkened the doorway of this series yet again. He couldn’t act fast enough to unceremoniously dispose of most of the FC players. No, he has to roll out the red carpet for his cast to return.

Let’s see, who’s here. Shawn Ashmore- or is it Aaron?- eh, I don’t care. Halle Barry- lady, if only your acting ability improved at the same rate you cut your hair. Ellen Page- sit down, kid, Hugh Jackman’s agent is on Stan Lee’s bowling team. King Patrick Stewart and- oh, no, no, no, no, no! Why did you have to bring your expired ham courtier? Sir Ian McKellen is back and wrinklier than ever. Even confined to a wheelchair and without telepathy, I always bet on Professor Patrick being able to take down this remarkably unintimidating dude. Took long enough for this war he kept preaching about. When we first meet them in the 2000 movie, Magneto is old and raggedy and mutant extinction has yet to occur. Even when they had valid reasons for wiping the mutants out, all the government did was weaponize the cure to subdue their powers. The US wants to be all stingy about helping their law-abiding citizens, but these suckers built an elaborate plastic prison for this Jewish refugee turned terrorist. It would have saved so many tax dollars to simply put Magneto to death. So, what is this senile sack of geriatrics always wailing about? Don’t be putting him in the same movie as Michael Fassbender. Even if they don’t share a single scene together, you don’t juxtapose a wet match next to an active volcano. Sure, both Magnetos were completely useless in the movie, but only Michael deserved better.

So, Mystique, who was totally Charles’ kid sister the entire time, is the reason the world goes to crap. Apparently, Prof X’s protectiveness and efforts to instill values in that scaley orphan ‘drove’ her away, eh? Then, Magneto put her on a dark path. Essentially, Mystique is a misunderstood victim turned into the doomsday device all because of the duel between two penises. I guess free will is medically impossible for creepy scale people. In trying to showcase some sort of empowerment, Singer and company wound up degrading Mystique and everyone around her in the process.

While Mystique was an important part of the original dofp, the film version goes way overboard in elevating her to dead center. I’ll admit that I was a Jennifer Lawrence fan during this time also, thanks to FC and the Hunger Games. I used to only feel indifference towards Mystique, but Jenni Law bringing so much humanity to the role really made me want to see more Raven… why can’t I have nice things?

Since Singer loathes character development (seriously, check out the deleted scenes from the earlier X-movies. Fleshing out characters always winds up on the cutting room floor), we’re reunited with the FC cast ten years after the tragedy that was Cuba. Ooookay, that was supremely unsatisfying but maybe we’ll see what happened during the interim. Maybe we’ll see how solidified Erik and Charles’ individual teams are by now. Yeah, dream on. Charles spiraled into a devastating depression from, once again, losing everything he ever cared about after trying to rebuild himself post-paralysis. As for Erik, the worldly, self-taught nazi hunter and holocaust survivor who gained a sizable power increase under Charles’ instruction, couldn’t stop a single bullet from taking out the president. That’s not even the worst of it. Someway, somehow he was not only caught in a suspicious position, this dude got locked up by plain Jane homo sapiens for ten years. So, he’s been in a plastic prison twice? The US is dead set against killing this moron yet *Charles* is the one leading a life of privilege?! At least what happened to Charles is mostly believable. What happened to Erik required so much effort to show the least amount of effort.

So, who is out there being a mutant freedom fighter? Freakin Raven. My suspension of disbelief still suffers strokes from this. They seriously want people to buy that this sheltered rich girl with a fixation on her appearance, trained with Erik for six months and just like that, she’s a one-girl revolution. While Erik himself got captured like a pathetic punk. So, Raven has been going around the globe to rescue mutants from being experimented on, but she couldn’t raise a single pinky finger to free Erik before he suffered the same fate? This isn’t me siding with Erik but with logic. Even worse, the blue brat is on an idiotic quest to avenge her genocidal friends that were, appropriately, killed. But she refuses to even disguise herself once in a while to secretly check in on her own brother. Is the audience seriously supposed to be sympathetic here? Why don’t we throw a memorial for the Pearl Harbor and 9/11 bombers while we’re at it?

 I’m not comic purist. In fact, something I really like about FC is that it’s similar to my own writing style. With so many different universes of superhero lore, I take whatever characters and aspects I like from different mediums to create something new. That really is the same thing FC did. However, the changes they made to Erik and Charles are mind-blowingly insulting. Dofp painted this iconic duo of different views but similar drive and ambition for mutantkind as pitiful failures. They suffered character assassination solely so that Raven could usurp their legacies and be made a false idol to worship. They filled the whole mary sue checklist for this girl. She’s considered the most important player for the future world, she’s the only one actively involved in the mutant plight, all the men are either in love with her or desperate for her to be in their lives again, the audience is expected to side with her without question, she is NEVER once held accountable for her actions (like her abandonment of her critically injured brother) but she receives all the credit and praise once the crisis is averted. None of that is female empowerment, you creatively bankrupt SOBs!

Hey, feminists, unsure adolescent girls out there searching for a relatable character to look up to, stop. Stop falling for this. Singer and Kinberg care about you as much as Disney cares about gays. Just a spoonful of pandering will make the bitter medicine that is these movies go down. I swear, x-misogyny and x-misandry abounds. Raven is an infantilized caricature so common in female characters now. They work for nothing, are handed everything, never go through genuine growth, and they crush so many men under their boots in the process. Kitty was played up as the time traveler for dofp, but she became a sentient machine for Logan to travel through instead. Rogue used to fill the slot that Raven is in now, but her daggon crap mom did her dirtier than Joan Crawford did Christine and stole it. Rogue was still supposed to have a significant part. She was meant to take over for Kitty as Logan’s sentiment time machine… girl power!

Men, with the exception of Peter, don’t fare any better. Charles’ mental health issues, pain, and nurturing desire for a family are treated as if he’s being weak, selfish, and the victimizer even though he’s the one going through the most struggle and abuse. Erik became a cruel, cold-hearted, shameless, nonsensical megalomanic before his descension into straight-up cowardice. Every time he wasn’t on screen, I forgot he was even in this movie. Charles doesn’t care about him in the slightest- and he shouldn’t- compared to his desire to heal his relationship with Raven. Erik cares about literally nothing but forcing his own agenda, killing his so-called ‘brethren’ if they dare hinder that goal. Hank is perpetually emotionally stunted and wimpy. His entire characterization amounts to nerdy science guy. There is not a single trace of Kelsey Grammer’s intellectual, well-read, majestically spoken, courageous, politically ambitious, mutant defending Hank McCoy. James Marsden makes his first re-appearance in the franchise in years and all he’s there for is to be the oblivious, mistreated boyfriend while Logan and Jean make bedroom eyes at each other.

Yeah, about that end scene with all the original cast members back together all happy like. With the exceptions of Rogue and Prof X, I don’t give a flying fart! Those played out MFs invaded the FC cast’s film and for what? Yeah, maybe they averted the apocalypse but they don’t know that! This is a completely alternate timeline. The former X-Men are very, very dead and none the wiser. Oh, Singer, thank you, thank you so much. Erik and Charles’ non-existent friendship, the unbelievably unnecessary estrangement between Raven and Charles, the waste of Michael Fassbender’s talents to the extent that he himself cringes at his own performance were such worthwhile sacrifices so that your outdated cast could have their precious sendoff.

Here’s another bit of controversy. You know that famous scene of baby James Charles meeting and conversing with King Patrick Prof X? How well it’s staged, how emotionally driven, how superbly well-acted it is? I still stand in awe of how these two could take totally different approaches in their performances of Charles Xavier and both walk away as the definitive live action version of the brilliant mutant mentor. That being said, the “It’s the greatest gift we have. To bear their pain without breaking. And it comes from the most human part of us” part- geez, I could barely type that out without tearing up. As poignant as that moment is, it’s honestly a very unhealthy message.

Yes, real men maintain a steadfast shield of stoic strength in order to protect those they love, never prioritizing their own needs above the ones for which they care. It’s a beautiful sentiment but in this situation, it is such an enormous burden placed on a young Charles’ shoulders. Even real men need help from time to time. Yes, Hank stayed with Charles- basically as his physician and home manager. But Charles lost his deepest, most intimate connections. The love and support of his sweet sister and the safety and camaraderie all too short-lived from his older brother figure. Surrounded by so many students in the future, when it comes down to it, Charles is completely alone. He’s forced into the role of emotionless, all-knowing saintly sage under the harsh mandate of absolute perfection. The tiniest slip or flaw, regardless of his intentions or attempts to rectify, takes everything from him and replaces it with scorn and contempt. He is a beacon for what he himself is never given; forgiveness and empathy.

This really cuts me at the quick because I think the Erik and Raven apologists are so rampant because most of fandom have no idea of what it’s like to be the group’s designated Charles Xavier. Everyone else is allowed to give into their emotions, fly off the handle, make all the demands, break all the rules, and receive the simplest redemption for it. Charles has to be the moral core because no one else in his life can begin to grasp that level of selflessness and reliability. Shouting, destroying, physical assault, reckless behavior- easy peasy. To be the one on the receiving end of unrelenting misery and coming out of it with unwavering refusal to continue the vicious cycle- that’s true strength.

Wow, writing is a good calorie killer. I haven’t had more than a handful of chips since last night. Meh, I guess I’ll go rectify that.

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Naughty Nun || Gabriel Van Helsing x Reader Smut

Summary: You're the nun working at an old abbey. You happen to know Gabriel Van Helsing himself, the greatest monster hunter of all time. After another mission, he visits you and he's hurt. He expects you to help him, not only to deal with his wounds.

Warnings: Smut

Words: 1875

Authors: Cass & Rouge

A/N: We fell in love with Hugh Jackman, not so long time ago we watched Van Helsing together and were like “Let’s write something!”, so we did! We are sure he won’t appear on our blog ever again but we simply wanted to write it! ENJOY!

Gabriel wasn't really lucky, sure, he was an infamous monster hunter known as Van Helsing but even he had bad days. Encounter with a group of vampires was the main reason for it. In short, it didn't go so well, Gabriel didn't get bitten but he got pretty beaten up.

Now, covered in dirt, blood, bruises and other unidentified injuries, he hobbled to one of the chapels to find his friend who was a great nurse.

"I am done for today," Gabriel muttered going trough big entrance. "Oh, sister Y/N. I kinda... I kinda need your help." He said loudly, he knew the chapel will be empty at this point so he wasn't afraid someone's gonna see him.

You rushed to him, holding hems of your habit in one hand, you slipped arm under his shoulder to support him. "Van Helsing, what the hell has happened to you this time?!," you asked. "Don't answer, I don't really want to know!" You led him to another room and sat him in the wooden bench. "Wait here and don't die, I go brings medicaments!," you informed him.

"Hell? Isn't it like the forbidden word for you!?" He asked, teasing you. No matter the state he was in, he never stopped testing you. You weren't a real sister, you were helping around the chapel a lot but that was it, Gabriel felt less guilty for flirting with you or teasing you that other sisters didn't scold him.

Gabriel let out a growl as he tried to slowly remove layers of clothes that would for sure interrupt in your work. He removed his coat and then his thick shirt, now he was sitting shirtless, waiting at you like a good boy he 'was'.

You ran to him, holding small wooden box with bandages and some kind of mixtures. "Fuck, it doesn't look good, Gabriel," you told him as you poured some alcohol on the rag. "Oh, look, I see a warewolf!," You pointed on the ceiling and when he looked up you pressed the rag soaked with alcohol to his wound. "I'm sorry, tried to distract you."

Gabriel yelled and hissed loudly. "FUCK! It didn't help! Couldn't you simply hit me in the head!?" He said highly annoyed and let out a loud sigh. "Thank you for your help, sister," Gabriel said. "And I got into a fight with a pack of vampires." He informed you. "I think they broke my ribs..."

You shook your head. "Have I missed something? Two days ago you sworn at the holy Crucifix that you won't be messing with them without proper equipment and now this? Eh, Gabriel, you fucking dumbshit," you whispered into his ear and kissed his cheek briefly. You pressed his sides gently and smiled. "They ain't broken. Don't worry. I gotta put stitches though."

He rolled his eyes. "This wasn't my idea, I got a mission to do." Gabriel told you and hissed as you pressed on his ribs. "Oh, so now you whisper dumbshit but you were saying hell out loud? Nice sister." He teased you before stealing a kiss from your lips with a cocky smile on his.

"Shut your mouth, Van Helsing, and maybe you'll get some of the treat," you winked at him. You gently cleaned wounds in his chest and stomach, one of them required stitches so you out them on. Then, you wrapped each wound in bandage and prepared him some mixture to drink. "Drink, it's gonna help."

He looked at you with the suspicious look but took the bottle from you. Gabriel took a sip and was ready to spit it out because of the taste but he swallowed the mixture. "What the hell was that?" He muttered wiping his lips.

"Something that will help you gain proper level of stamina," you informed softly and offered him hand. "Come on, we gotta out your ass to bed so you can rest, sweetie."

Gabriel grabbed your hand and smiled. "Now I am sweetie but before I was a dumbshit. You change your mind really often, sister Y/N." He teased as he followed you to your room. Inside, he locked the door and wrapped his arm around your waist. "So, sister. Let's see if your mixture started work and I know the excellent way to test my stamina." Gabriel purred and kissed you.

You led him to your bed and pushed him on it. "You can watch but don't ya dare to touch," you pretended to sound angrily.

You moved your body and rocked hips as you were slowly taking your thick, brown robe of, reviling your shoulder first. "Like what you see?"

Gabriel smiled and giggled. "Oh, sister, I have a feeling that devil himself took control over you." He said getting comfortable on the bed despite alle the injurys that slighlty annoyed him.

You slipped your habit lower, freeing your boobs. You looked at him and smilee, playing with them a little before slipping rest of your robe down. Younwere in your velvet panties only, you walked to him and looked a him from above. "Ah, Gabriel. What shall I do with you, huh? Look what you're doing to me. First you got into troubles and later you came like a hit puppy to me to be rescued."

"Just come here!" He grabbed your waist and pulled you into the bed. Gabriel quickly turned both of you so he was towering over you. He kissed you deeply, slipping his tongue into your mouth as his thumb stroked your cheek. Gabriel pulled away after a moment and looked at you with eyes full of adoration. "I missed you, Y/N." Man addmited before pulling you into another kiss.

You reached hands to his belt and undid it quickly looking him deep in the eyes. "Oh, how much I missed you, Gabriel. I was afraid everyday that you might not come back to me," you slipped hand in his pants and smiled, wrapping palm around his soft member. You squeezed and jerked on him while kissing him with tongue.

Gabriel growled into a kiss as you jerked him off. "Such a naughty, naughty sister you are." He purred before returning to kiss. Gabriel missed you so much that just a bit of your touch made him rock hard. "And look what are you doing to me."

You rolled with him trying to be careful to not hurt him. You tugged his pants down and pumped his shaft few times before taking him in your mouth.

Gabriel gasped and looked down on you. "Fuck, Y/N." He moaned quietly before moving his hand into your hair to gain some of the control over your movement. He bucked his hips to push himself deeper into your throat, Gabriel was really desperat for any feeling.

You pulled him out of your mouth to lick vein on his lower part. You sucked his cock before sucking it back into you mouth and bobbing head quickly back and forth. Your free hand massaged his balls as you deep-throated him.

"Fuck." He gasped and rolled his head back into your pillow. Gabriel grabbed your hair and your head down, pushing his cock as deep as possible. He emptied himself into your throat and sighed loudly. "I think I waited on you too long or I got too excited." He teased you.

"I see this, Gabriel," you said as you slipped out of your panties and straddled his bearded face. "If you'll be a good boy, you'll get a price," you informed.

Gabriel smiled and wrapped arms around your hips, he pulled you down to place gently kisses on your clit and lips. First, he played with you by sucking your lips gently before pushing just the tip of his tongue past your lips. Soon he started to eat you at like a hungry animal.

"Oh my holy hell," you rolled head back into your head, pleasure was already unbearable. You waited for this too long. You craved him and his touch, he was spinning your head round. You rocked your hips quickly trying to.het more friction while.you reached your hand back to jerk over his yet hard again member.

"Don't use this word, sister." He lectured you and winked at you before pressing his face to your heat, pushing his tongue deep into you. One of his hand relised your hip and his hand traveled to your entrance. Gabriel looked up on you before he started pushing two fingers into you. Now he was eating you out while fingering you.

"Fuck you, van Helsing," you grunted rolling head back and jerking hardly onto his cock. Soon, you got off his face and bended down to kiss his lips, you tasted your wetness on them and grinned happily. Then, you straddled his lap and guided his cock right into your core, your pussy sucked it all and you let out a moan.

He smiled and gladly kissed you back. Gabriel sat up, pulling you closer to him, he started to buck his hips into you while playing with one of your breasts. He was kissing and biting your neck as his fingers played with your nipple.

"Just like this, Gabriel and you'll fucking make me cum so hard around your sweet cock," you whispered into his ear as your nails digged into his shoulders. You bucked your hips for him as well, his cock was spreading your inner walls on and on.

"Come on, don't hold it, sweetheart. I want to feel you, I want to feel your pussy spasming around my hard cock." Gabriel purred and his hand traveled to your clit to rub gently circles there. His thrusts became deeper and faster.

"God, yes, yes, yes!," You threw head back in outburst of pleasure that overwhelmed your body. Cold shivers ran down your spine. After a second you removed yourself from him and laid down on your side, wiggling your bun at him. "Come one, van Helsing, what are you waiting for? Come on and save me, I'm losing my mind."

He let out a quiet, tired chuckle. "You really love to tease me." Gabriel purred and laid down on his side right behind you. He let out a quiet hiss because of his injuries but soon he pushed back into you. He took your leg and place it above his hips, his hand traveled to your clit to continue his fun while he fucked you hard.

You reached hand back to wrap.it around his neck, you were a moaning mess, whimpering his name and whining about how good your pussy feels.when it's being fucked by his rock hard cock. You massaged you breasts then placed hamd on his palm between your thighs. "I'm cumming!" You screamed.

"Good girl." He purred and kissed your nape as his hips didn't stop moving. Gabriel followed you soon and pushed deep inside of you, filling you up. He growled and nuzzled to your back as he tried to catch his breath, the hand that was on your clit now gently stroked your belly. "I love you, Y/N." He whispered, kissing your shoulder.

You turned your head to kiss him deeply, lazily. "I love you too. Nuzzle to me and rest, you're safe and sound.”

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[taronfanfic]

Graduate’s Escape

Chapters 1,  2,  3 and 4

Chapter 5

“Fuck. Me!” You exclaimed slowly, your mouth was still open in shock as you took a closer look at the photo. “His wife is a lucky, lucky woman.”

“Alright, enough of that! We all knew Wolverine wasn’t going to be lacking in that department anyway! Have you put your number in yet?” Taron asked, trying to change the subject.

“No need. Your impressive wingman got my number last night so it’s already in there.” You put Taron’s phone down and smiled at the confusion on his face.

“What? How?”

“That would be telling. It’s our little secret.” You teased as you moved off him. “I’m going to go and freshen up, put some clothes on.”

“Y/N, wait, I thought we were going to…” he glanced down to his cock, it’s outline clearly visible beneath his boxers. “You can’t leave a man in this state…” He was practically begging and you loved it. It had been a while since you’d had this kind of effect on a man and the confidence it gave you was refreshing. The sight of him lying there waiting for you was turning you on, you could feel yourself throbbing and he was giving you that look again. But you needed to make sure that whatever this was, it wasn’t based on sex alone, and that meant resisting your own temptations.

“Good things come to those who wait, promise.” You replied causing him to groan in disappointment as you got up and headed for the bathroom.

***

Before you’d left Taron had promised to organise a proper date. His press tour didn’t start until next week and you had been given Saturday night off work so everything seemed to be falling into place. It was all still very surreal though. You didn’t quite know how you felt. The sexual chemistry was overwhelmingly strong from both ends and you couldn’t imagine a time where you wouldn’t find him attractive. The way he’d acted this morning was faultless too, he seemed very genuine, down to earth and caring. So you hadn’t gone about things in the ‘right’ order and you’d slept with him before dating him, but did that really matter? If it all went wrong at the end of the day, you’d enjoyed yourself a lot last night and you had no regrets. Plus when he goes on to win an Oscar you’ve got an excellent story to tell…

***

Taron: Got us a table at Jamie Oliver’s new restaurant, 8pm Sat. Can’t wait to see you again. T xxx

It was 11pm when the text came through. You’d been checking your phone every half hour during your shift tonight and watching the door closely as people came and went. Waiting for him to walk in was totally irrational but you couldn’t stop willing it to happen. Normally you’d be watching out for good looking guys at the bar, hoping to catch their eye and give them a flirty look, but Taron was the only guy on your mind.

Y/N: Sounds good, I’ll meet you there. Work is dragging badly, don’t even have any handsome guys to watch tonight either :( Xxx

“So how long did you have to stay last night before Hugh Jackman and his friend left then?” Emily asked you quickly as she moved up to your end of the bar to pull a few pints.

“Hugh left fairly soon after you did actually, did you not know the guy he was with? Taron Egerton?” You asked back.

“Oh is that his name!? I knew the face… he’s also an actor right? He was pretty hot!”

“Yeah, yeah he is. He stayed a bit longer actually…” you left your words lingering in the air, waiting for Emily to put two and two together.

“Did he try it on?! … Oh my god did he ask for your number?!” She grabbed at your arm excitedly. You and Emily had started work here at around the same time and you’d been paired up for nearly all of your shifts together. It didn’t take long for you to work out you’d been to the same Uni at the same time too, but never seen each other around. She had quickly become a close friend of yours as well as a work colleague so you couldn’t not tell her what had happened.

“Hugh actually asked for my number, but on Taron’s behalf. He stayed for an extra drink last night and he’s got a date organised for tomorrow evening!” You told her half the truth for now, knowing full well she’d want all the details; details that you weren’t ready to share with customers who could easily be listening in.

“No way! That’s insane, Y/N! How exciting! I’m going to need all the details on Sunday.” Emily requested before moving back to finish serving her customer.

Taron: So you were watching me too then…  T xxx

Y/N: Can’t deny it. Can’t stop thinking about you either… Xxx

Taron: Me too. My personal trainer said I was far too happy to be in his session this afternoon :P T xxx

Y/N: Good sex makes all the difference, right? Xxx

You smirked to yourself as you sent that last message.

Taron: Absolutely! Had to have a cold shower after you’d left this morning to calm down, you were such a tease ;) T xxx

Y/N: Cold shower?! I’d have made the most of it and had a wank if I were you. Could have sent Hugh the cum shot to get the last laugh!! Xxx

Taron: That is next level humour!! You’re insane! T xxx

You couldn’t reply immediately as you had to finish up at work, kick everyone out and lock up again, but later on as you walked down to the tube station a new snapchat message came through:

Taron: Thinking of you. T xxx

He’d included a photo of his fist wrapped firmly around the base of his hard cock. The tube station was still fairly busy with people out on a Friday night and you’d got a bit of a thrill from opening that in public.

Y/N: So thick and hard. You’re making me wet. I’ll be home in 15 mins to undress for you. Xxx

Taron: Show me how wet. Before you get home. I’d fucking lose it right now. T xxx

Y/N: I’m on the tube, I can’t! Xxx

Taron: Just have a quick feel of yourself. No one would know… T xxx

You don’t know how it had gone this far again this quickly, but you found yourself dying to be pleasured. Taron had also managed to find your kink for public naughtiness in less than 24 hours. You didn’t want to admit it to him yet, but there was also no denying that he was getting off on it too. All your sexual stars were aligning.

You took a very quick snap of your hand resting over your crotch on the outside of your jeans and sent it to Taron.

Taron: Fuck yes! Now go down inside. T xxx

Another image came through from him with a drip of pre-cum lingering over the edge of his tip, glistening from the light in his bedroom. You throbbed deeply as your heartrate quickened. Looking around again most people had left the tube at the previous stop and your carriage was nearly empty. There were a couple at the opposite end who were deep in conversation so as the tube entered the next tunnel you loosened your jeans and quickly shoved your hand down the front, pushing your finger against your knickers to stroke over your clit. Another photo was hurriedly taken and sent before you bottled it as the train started to slow, approaching your stop and another busy platform.

Y/N: You have no idea how many people could have seen me just then. Xxx

Taron: I wish I was one of them. You’re so bad! I love it! T xxx

A final picture appeared. A selfie this time with cum splattered across his chest, his cheeks blushed pink and his winning smile beaming at you. You desperately wanted to screenshot it and save it for later but a new text came through and took you off the app before you got chance.

Taron: Thank you for that, promise I’ll make it up to you tomorrow night ;) I’ve got an early morning training session tomorrow and need to catch up on some sleep. Get home safe and see you for our date! T xxx

[firelord-frowny]

So! I saw Aquaman today and

I actually Don’t Like superhero movies at all, lmao, like, it’s not a genre that I typically enjoy, but I’ll see one if it stars an actor that I like. And I mean. What kind of person would I be if I passed up a chance to see a wet Jason Momoa for two hours???

On a surface level, it was a cute film. Not stellar (I’m biased, though, because I tend to find most superhero movies Abysmal by the standards of my tastes), but certainly nowhere near bad. It was... good! Fun, cute, satisfying... I have to just accept that unbearable cheesiness is intrinsic to the superhero film genre, so like... whatever, I guess lol. I did enjoy the action scenes. I didn’t WANT to like Aquaman’s mama at the beginning, but it’s hard not to love a woman character who starts beating up bad men with a stick. 

And HOOOOBOY that ~black manta~ fella was FINE AS FUCK! Like!! I was only prepared for Jason Momoa’s fineness! I wasn’t ready for an ENTIRE ADDITIONAL piece of eye candy. Wow wow wow.  Mmm. Delicious. His little vengeful origin story was... kinda dumb, though. Oh waaaah your daddy secured his own demise by being a mean old pirate and you’re mad because aquaman didn’t wanna help your daddy after your daddy SHOT HIM WITH A FUCKIN ROCKET, like??? grow up. 

Also??? I love James Wan. His horror films have been some of the only horror films that I find actually horrifying, and I just! Didn’t know! That he could direct such an exciting action film! 

But tbh lol the dialogue in this thing was kinda shit at times, but... the dialogue in superhero movies is always shit, if you ask me. In fact the only superhero movie I’ve seen where the dialogue was consistently Not Shit was Logan. And I’m pretty sure I’m not just saying that because I’m in love with Hugh Jackman. But yeah, like. The direction was good enough that I, a person who values writing/dialogue most in film, didn’t really care that the dialogue was silly.

But okay! On a DEEPER level, some things about the film bothered me. 

I’ll preface by saying I don’t know shit about the dc comic universe, I don’t know shit about aquaman beyond what I saw in the film, and I don’t know shit about the mythology/lore/stories behind atlantis. 

Now, Jason Momoa’s character was referred to as a “half breed” throughout the film. On one occasion he was even called a “mongrel.” And I mean, I get it - he’s half fishy man and half landy man. But like. He was also a man of color?? And the rest of the atlantians were light bright white folks... calling this brown fella a half breed... and it just... had deeper implications than what I felt emotionally ready to deal with when I just wanted to see a feel-good film starring my celebrity crush. And like. Honestly when I first became aware Jason Momoa would be playing Aquaman, I assumed that meant the rest of the Atlantians, or at least some of them, would be of a similar ethnic background to Jason. So... it’s disappointing to me that that’s not the case, I guess??

Another thing that bothered me was that Orm had 100% valid reasons for wanting to go to war with the surface. Basically, he’s pissed that surface people are destroying the oceans. Which, like... even most surface people are pissed about that! And he wanted to go to war to stop surface folks from polluting the oceans. There was even a disturbing moment toward the beginning where he caused what looked like millions of tons of garbage to wash up onto shores all across the planet, as if to show humanity, “see what you’ve done?” 

And like... that never got resolved! The Little Mermaid lookin lady came and recruited Aquaman to “help stop a war that will result in the deaths of many people, blah blah blah,” and like.... okay, he helped stop the war and I guess saved people’s lives by doing so, but... are y’all gonna do anything about surface folks polluting the ocean??? Because... if you don’t have any plans for that... I’d like to go ahead with the war, please... 

Idk, it just seems like such a Thing in these kinds of movies/stories where the so-called villain has a completely understandable and even justifiable gripe with the current order of things, and then that Thing just... never gets truly dealt with! See: Magneto wanting to stop humans from wiping out mutants. See: Amon wanting to stop benders from holding all the social and political power. 

I get that a film or a show or a book can only be so long, and I get that not every storyteller is always interested in making a profound social commentary - sometimes you just wanna feel good and be excited - but I always consider it a real treat when a story that dares to bring up such profound and important issues, actually goes the extra hundred miles to confront and resolve those same issues that they dared to bring up in the first place. 

So! That’s it. That’s my take on Aquaman. 

OH WAIT NO. One more thing. It’s like. Slightly annoying that the only black characters were Bad Guys. And tbh the only reason I’m not extra mad about that is because at least black manta was fine as fuck. Gotdamn. 

even though his helmet looked like a fucking joke. alien ant lookin ass. fuck outta here lmao.