#save me capn

[zipzedziltch]

Ain’t nothin’ like a funky beat

Aka, found a Cap’n spotify playlist so good and perfect that I needed to draw him being cool while listening to it immediately

[noiseemaster]

hi i dont know ifbpeople like actually Care or want this but ummn bb !!!!!!!!!!!! i made aummmm sweet mc skin a while vack and i keep forgetting to like . post it and oh my god theres a fucking fly in my room hold on . ok ummmmm whayever . ny ass is NOT!!!! a professional ok i dont make mc skjns often thisbis only like my 5yj ever i think . um nnm thats like it i think . stuff under the cut . if you want it

i tried making the other 2 but its actually really really hard ok i hate their dumb oval heads .

side note . i Do Not Know if itll save right from here but it should i think ?

slim arms

thick

no suspendgders version :333

thick arms

thin

^^if it doesnt work i think you can just go onto any skin stealing website and type in noisemaster ok ? that should work i think

[the-clay-quarters]

Woe, 1000 blorbo refs upon ye

I've been making these reference boards for all the ocs I've been drawing! Everyone I've shown them to so far thought they were neat, so I figured I'd share them here too :3 They're fun to make and also really useful for me personally, otherwise I'd just keep swapping between tumblr tabs </3

I put these together in pureref, which is made for stuff like this and works wonderfully imo! It does all the resizing and aligning easily, so the only "work" is grabbing the images and rearranging them. It also saves the actual files as vector images I think, so you can zoom in super close in the program and not lose any details. ..okay I'm done, # not sponsored

Anyway, if anyone's interested, I have both the pngs and the pureref files in a gdrive! I already have most of my pc backing up there, so I might as well share this folder :3 Since this is literally a live backup of my main folder, it'll also update whenever I change these or make new ones yippee

Pings for everyone under the cut again!

@thedeafprophet 's Aurora

@gmalaart 's Cavendish

@capn-twitchery 's Grace

@waterlogged-detective 's Doe

@viric-dreams 's Ockham

@house-of-mirrors 's Orsino

@violant-apologia 's Apologist

@the-masterless-press 's Mathilde

@anomaly-beans 's Merry

@msbeanfl 's Ms Bean

@lord-emerson 's Oswald

@pacmanthepeach 's Raz

@peliginspeaks 's Hallowrove

@cosmogone-spectacles 's Oversol

@zeebreezin 's Shaw

@neathyingenue 's Silvia

@dualclock 's Scrimshander

[sirbarnb]

Deadpool and Wolverine Review

2 reviews in one night. I kinda forgot y'all existed

Anyway; Deadpool and Wolverine slapped... Bye *Blasts NSYNC*

Na but let's break the writing down. I am a writer and I feel i don't do 'writing reviews' even tho I'm meant to. So here we go

Deadpool's arc feels generic. But we've never seen Deadpool really stirpped down like this before, and I like that. He's lowkey way over his head in this movie. He's rusty from all those years of none Deadpool-ing. He sells fucking Hondas. And I think they noncalantly put that rustiness in throughout the movie and I have huge respect for that. Deadpool just wants to be a hero. But he was looking at it all wrong. He told himself he needs to be seen to be a hero. Which you don't. You just need to feel like one, and be told it by people who's opinions you care about. And I think that's the theme. Self-belief that what you do is correct. He went from selling cars with Peter. 10 minutes later, he's saving his entire Universe. Then an hour later, he's saving the fucking multiverse.

One aspect of his character that no one has somehow picked up on is his carelessness of people of other Universes. He pinned insults Johnny Storm said to Cassandra to get him killed, because he felt like it. He repeatably lied to Wolverine because he wasn't HIS Wolverine. If he doesn't work out, just get another one. But he also realises, that he can't. He doesn't have time to find a new Wolvie. The Void resistance team he never really cared about. Because he didn't know them, they don't even exist in his Universe enough for him to care. And I think this is also a part of the movies message to big wig companies that keep making Multiverse movies. That we don't fucking care about other Universe characters, they die. Oh no, anyway. It was just fan castings that lasted 2 fucking seconds. We want Plot, we want characters journeys. We want to get to know these characters. We want to know why they are who the are. What their end goal is. Why they are even in that moment. What is next for them. What they go through whilst we're with them. To then feel something at the end. But we don't get that at all, in any Multiverse movies. Except Spiderverse and No Way Home. Which is why those movies worked! We got to know them/already knew em. We knew what to expect, what their goals were. Johnny Storm was murdered... Okay, we saw him fight for 2 seconds, expecting him to be Capn' America. Then he was alive for another 2 minutes. Then dead. NEXT

Anyway moving on to Wolvie. Many people have reminded me this is a rehash of Logan. And I can't say I disagree. A drunk, regretful Wolverine. Is forced to save someone or something. And has to refind that Wolverine rage to save people... But you look deeper. And that's not what Deadpool and Wolverine are trying to do. This isn't a one-up to Logan. This is a one-down.

Think about it. This Wolverine is "the worst one". He abandoned the only people he loved and wanted to be around. Because he had to keep up this facade of not wanting to be with them. Logan's Wolverine, he had experienced all of that previously. He has felt loved, he has felt happy. And he got it ripped from him. This Wolverine we saw, he caused his own downfall. He deserves this life. He deserves to rot in his piss and shit and be chastised by everyone who comes across him. He's a fucking failure of a hero. Logan was THE fucking hero. Wolverine's Arc in this movie was starting over again. Learning to pick yourself back up to help someone else who is about to lose what he lost by being who he is now. Realising that ye, maybe he isn't the right person for the job. But what if, for once. He fucking is. What if he becomes that Wolverine everyone relies on. That Wolverine that picks up from Logan's legacy. The man who finds his purpose once again, thanks to this new lifeline he was given. Which is why Wolverine's ending was so good. Deadpool welcomed him into his circle. A group of new people. New characters he can learn new lessons from. Rather than being stuck with his old lessons he kept reteaching himself to make him hate his own self more.

Paradox, fuck knows what he was doing. He wasn't really important at the end of the day. But the writers wanted him to be seen as a buffoon with all the power. The guy who wanted lives to be ended quickly. Without realising that 1000 years into the future. Humanity, will probably be fucking dead

Cassandra Nova (smash). I liked her. She didn't really have an Arc. She was a sociopath. Feeling like she's in the shadow of her twin brother that she never really even knew. She never felt like getting to know. So she had no idea that he would actually save her, and love her like a sister. She served the movie well. And she was written for the plot

[aslanaisacutiepie]

YOUR SO BESUTIFULLLLLLLLL I LOVE YOUUYUYYY

AUAGAAHAGAHGHAG ALL THE C0MPL1MENTS T0DAY 1M MELT1NG W1FE SAVE ME @capn-liz

[Pt:AUGH ALL THE COMPLIMENTS TODAY IM MELTING WIFE SAVE ME]

[transsweet]

a rewrite of something from a while ago

the three's apartment was completely silent, save for the sounds of the night time cyber city and the quiet pacing of a speaker headed darkner in the room of its roommates.

sweet paced around the small sleeping space, trying to get its thoughts straight, trying to think clearly. trying to rationalize, trying to understand.

the words that played over and over in its head, though...

"don't you get it?! i cant trust you!!"

the words...

"youre nothing but trouble, sweet.

...stung. they still stung.

the fight from earlier, specifically between them and one of their roommates, capn, had left nothing but a sour, broken note in their SOUL. the way he sounded so sure of himself, the way his fists had shaken with rage, like he'd wanted to tell them this for so long. almost like...

maybe, he's...

sweet sighed, their plug tail flicking in discomfort.

maybe k_k could help with all this, theyre always the mediator of the two's squabbles.

as sweet quietly opened the door to an unlit apartment, they ventured out into the living room only to find k_k comfortably asleep on the couch.

sweet stared at their gentle sleepy smile longer than theyd like to admit. once they awoke from their trance, they took one of the throw blankets from a drawer and placed it over the cd player.

snapping them out of their flow, though, was the sound of a lighter flicking on the apartment balcony.

sweet knew.

they gently opened the sliding door to the balcony only to find exactly who they wanted.

capn, attempting to light a usb drive, before tossing both it and the lighter in the trash.

"you really shouldn't be downloading that junk, yknow that right?"

capn scoffed before leaning on the balcony railing, sweet joining by his side.

there was a long moment of silence, a fleeting moment where sweet regretted coming out here, where capn felt the urge to slam his head in.

the argument hurt them both so much, whether they knew or not.

capn shifted his hands uncomfortably, sweets plug tail continued to flick in anticipation.

sweet was finally the first to speak.

"listen cap... about earlier."

cap'ns back tensed, his grip on the railing tightening.

"were you telling the truth? do you really... not trust me? you can be honest, i'd rather you tell me bluntly than try and soften the blow a-"

"no. i do trust you sweet. i promise."

"...what abou-"

"don't even. you're not rotten work either, i don't believe anything i said then. i was...frustrated. i wanted you to stop throwing yourself in stupid, reckless situations. there's only one of you in this dark world. k_k can't lose you. and...neither can i. you don't have to forgive me yet, i don't expect you to after what i said. but...just know none of it was true."

sweet was silent. not stunned, not relieved, just quiet. the wound was still there, of course.

but to see capn so gently yet sternly apply the bandage while accepting the bandage doesn't repair the wound was...endearing.

"you're smart, cocky, energetic, quick witted and so much more, sweet. again, you don't have to take my apology immediately, i understand."

"no no it's...it's fine. it may take a bit for the sting to heal but...i really do appreciate it cap."

he smiled. sweet smiles back with their eye

sweet gently placed their hand on his, capn simply glancing down at the sign of affection, his face a soft blue tint.

he softly laughed, before removing his shades to look up at the gridlines of the cyber world.

"...the sky look beautiful tonight, ey?"

sweet took a moment to think, before chuckling and evolving into a full laugh.

"what?! what did i say?!?"

"i'm sorry i'm sorry.. but cap you know these gridlines have been like this since i was just a kid? they're no more beautiful then they were yesterday, and how they'll be tomorrow night, and the night after that, and the-"

"OK!!! I GET IT!!!" capn shouted, covering his flushed face with his bandana, steam slowly wafting from his vents.

sweet laughed, before leaning their head on his shoulder, capn joining in the laughter slowly but surely. they both stood on the balcony, staring off into the city together.

they'll be ok. no matter what.

[viric-dreams]

@capn-twitchery

THANK YOU FOR SAVING ME FROM LIMPING BACK TO LONDON. I was about to do that.

[sweater-daddiesdumbdork]

Haha, she would probably love it though. Steve start pissing her off and she just commands him to cut it out.

Hahahah I love the sound of Steve pissing her off😂😂 there's a weight to it. My question is, in normal circumstances, what could be the things Steve can piss his omega off? I want to see that funny mischievous side of Alpha where he can poke her and gets a reaction out of her. 😂😂😍😍😍

Like, she’d find a damp towel on the bed, dirty clothes hanging out of the hamper. Dishes in the sink.

When he leaves the shower a mess! At first, she assumes he is too tired, but it's actually cause he has missed her and wants to go sneaky cuddle up to her.

Which she is all "Awww" But after a while she is done trying to clean it up after him cause Steve is in too much of a rush. She definitely is like "Nope, go finish cleaning up and then come find me." after a while of that happening.

Cause later never comes when he says he will do it later.

Steve also likes to play hero with her cereal. Little One has a deep fondness for peanut butter capn crunch and it mysteriously disappears on her. She finally caught Steve sprinkling it out to the birds on the deck, which made her go 😡 even though he claimed it was all stale.

BUT he has a fresh box just for her. She now suspects he left her cereal open so he can buy her a new box and save the day.

On occasion, her clothes come up missing. Nowhere to be found. So she has to wear some of Steve's, which let's be honest, she actually doesn't mind. Even if they all look way to big on her. Steve never knows where they went, but she looks better in his anyways.

They always seem to turn up eventually when she actually needs them.

The Alpha himself seems to always find wild treasures for his Little Wolf on whatever trail they are exploring, its like these items magically appear for her and will never take credit for it after Steve and Little One are discussing it later in the nest. Driving her a bit crazy that he claims it was just luck they happened across it instead of letting her thank him. She has to get creative in how she shows him her appreciation.

Steve will neither deny nor confirm any of these accusations though. Just grins and shrugs it off.

[ripplefields]

For the ask game thing I’m sending you scc for characters

NORMAL TIME

ask game

favorite thing about them: is it cheating to say everything . i've said it countless times, their dynamic, their designs, the way they work so perfectly as introductions to the people and feel of the cyber world after queen, their music, their personalities, the small things like them having favorite genres, connections with people all around the dark world like queen and spamton, the fact they're ROBOTS . what more do you want me to say . they're the sweet capn cakes . that's my favorite thing

least favorite thing: MORE SCREENTIME !!!!!!!!!!! I WANT TO SEE THEM MORE IN LATER CHAPTERS !!!!! I KNOW WE TECHNICALLY ARE BUT ONLY 2 OUT OF 3 MEMBERS ARE CONFIRMED TO SHOW UP !!!!!! WHERE IS CAPN TOBY !!!!!!!!

favorite line: "now, all we gotta do is follow the blue prints, right?"

"it'll be our big time break!!"

"yeah!! haha!! it's gonna break apart!! big time!!"

brOTP: i kinda have individual ones but i think my biggest one is k_k and swatch, they're chill :]

OTP: look at my blog and ask me that again (polyscc)

nOTP: any ship with scc paired with anyone but each other, i just genuinely cannot see them working with anyone as well as they work with each other

random headcanon: they LOVE giving little small things and trinkets they found in the trash zone to each other, whether it's a full thrown out item like a cd or walkman, or a piece of plastic broken somewhat in the shape of a heart, they always love collecting and receiving them

unpopular opinion: cyber battle is a good battle theme oh my god people hold it to SUCH a high standard like just because it's not big shot or aotkq its immediately a bad song . it's SUPPOSED to be fun and upbeat scc are fun and upbeat characters . having an intense boss theme would make the tone of the fight extremely confusing .

song i associate with them: GOD SAVE THE MUSIC - Wienners

favorite image of them: god i love all of the art we've gotten from nelnal equally but .

this one holds a very very dear place in my heart

[thelustybraavosimaid]

I posted 7,943 times in 2022

That's 7,943 more posts than 2021!

897 posts created (11%)

7,046 posts reblogged (89%)

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I tagged 1,580 of my posts in 2022

#asoiaf - 216 posts

#jon snow - 87 posts

#arya stark - 80 posts

#ramble - 54 posts

#canonjonsnow - 28 posts

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Longest Tag: 139 characters

#grrm didnt mention this but she was born with lungs made of valyrian steel so she alone has the singing capabilities to make it happen capn

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Reading Fire and Blood made me realise how much Jon's admirations and preferences of what he likes in women is pretty general amongst Stark men.

Alaric:

Lord Alaric had lost his wife three years earlier. When the queen expressed regret that she had never had the pleasure of meeting Lady Stark, the northman said, “She was a Mormont of Bear Isle, and no lady by your lights, but she took an axe to a pack of wolves when she was twelve, killed two of them, and sewed a cloak from their skins. She gave me two strong sons as well, and a daughter as sweet to look upon as any of your southron ladies.”

...

Once the initial frost had thawed, his lordship took the queen hunting after elk and wild boar in the wolfswood, showed her the bones of a giant, and allowed her to rummage as she pleased through his modest castle library. (Jaehaerys and Alysanne—Their Triumphs and Tragedies, Fire and Blood)

Cregan:

Queen Alicent’s captors had slain her guards and were thus condemned to death, but an impassioned plea from Lady Baela herself spared her rescuers from a similar fate, though they too had bloodied their swords by cutting down the king’s men posted at her door. “Not even the tears of a dragon could melt the frozen heart of Cregan Stark, men said rightly,” Mushroom tells us, “but when Lady Baela brandished a sword and declared that she would cut off the hand of any man who sought to harm the men who had saved her, the Wolf of Winterfell smiled for all to see, and allowed that if her ladyship was so fond of these dogs, he would permit her to keep them.”

--

And Lord Cregan, a widower these past three years, had responded in kind. Though Black Aly was no man’s queen of love and beauty, her fearlessness, stubborn strength, and bawdy tongue struck a chord for the Lord of Winterfell, who soon began to seek out her company in hall and yard. “She smells of woodsmoke, not of flowers,” Stark told Lord Cerwyn, said to be his closest friend.

About Alysanne's description:

“A lean tall creature was this wench,” says the dwarf, “thin as a whip and flat-chested as a boy, but long of leg and strong of arm, with a mane of thick black curls that tumbled down past her waist when loosed.” Huntress, horse-breaker, and archer without peer, Black Aly had little of a woman’s softness about her. (Aftermath—The Hour of the Wolf, Fire and Blood)

And Jon:

Ygritte trotted beside Jon as he slowed his garron to a walk. She claimed to be three years older than him, though she stood half a foot shorter; however old she might be, the girl was a tough little thing. Stonesnake had called her a "spearwife" when they'd captured her in the Skirling Pass. She wasn't wed and her weapon of choice was a short curved bow of horn and weirwood, but "spearwife" fit her all the same. (Jon II, ASoS)

--

All the same, the wildling princess was not beloved of her gaolers. She scorned them all as "kneelers," and had thrice attempted to escape. When one man-at-arms grew careless in her presence she had snatched his dagger from its sheath and stabbed him in the neck. Another inch to the left and he might have died.

Lonely and lovely and lethal, Jon Snow reflected, and I might have had her. Her, and Winterfell, and my lord father's name. Instead he had chosen a black cloak and a wall of ice. Instead he had chosen honor. A bastard's sort of honor. (Jon III, ADwD)

--

Why not? thought Jon. They are all convinced she is a princess. Val looked the part and rode as if she had been born on horseback. A warrior princess, he decided, not some willowy creature who sits up in a tower, brushing her hair and waiting for some knight to rescue her. (Jon XI, ADwD)

195 notes - Posted October 11, 2022

#4

Before meowing:

After meowing:

221 notes - Posted July 25, 2022

#3

They knew, they knew, they knew, they knew.

George confirmed it.

See the full post

225 notes - Posted August 15, 2022

#2

How in the everloving fuck did Crustin get away with killing Lord Beesbury and Ser Joffrey in broad fucking daylight with zero repercussions but one fucking fight had Ser Harwin disgraced?

Where's the justice in that?

810 notes - Posted October 16, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

mood rn

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[tripleinkstrke]

Anonymous asked: 💬 + everyones opinion on agent/capn 3 except maybe hiro bc idk if they know them

Send Me 💬 + a Name and My Muse will Talk About That Person

<! this one got a bit long soo part two here >

"They're cool," N3O comments, not looking up from polishing their Hero Shot.

"Bit scary." They admit. "Not. Them specifically, though, they are a little- I mean, bein' their successor. It's scary."

"I don't..." Veronica sighs, putting down their weapon. "I'm still new to the 'saving the world' thing, but- The way others talk about 'the first Agent 3' worries me."

"Sure, I've done..." Frowning, they opt to gesture to the rocket and the hole in Alterna's dome. "but that was mostly Smallfry, and- I 'unno, maybe they expect me to keep going?"

Smallfry's eyes sparkle and it starts hopping a little at the mention of their title.

"Super cool!!" It chirps immediately in Salmonid, its' fins flapping from excitement.

Though it considered itself and Veronica to both be pretty formidable fighters by themselves, they were a real warrior! They had the power and the attitude of someone who was to be respected in battle, unless you wanted to lose a limb. They were the kind of creature legends were written about.

When it grew up... It wanted to be just as awesome on the battlefield!

[noiseemaster]

hi.... i am thinking about how much sweet capn nd k_k both parallel and r an antithesis of the fun gang ..... ok ? i think ......... i will mindlessly ramble . listen to me if you want . this may or may not be coherent at all . pay me no mind ok ?

they each have like,,, 1 basic trait thats described to them

okok so i think its really funny how much theyre complete fuckin opposites ( with the person they dance with ) .

kris - quiet person by susie and king

susie - mean girl by a save point

and yk . scc are energetic smooth and silly . its in their check dialogue . stated outright

ralsei - fluffy boy by a save point

energetic - quiet

smooth - fluffy

silly - mean

real interesting thing about capn and ralseis that isnt really important . . theyre both an adjective referring to a personality trait and a surface

ummm ill just go through them in sccs order . soooo,,, sweet / kris, cap / ralsei , and k_k / susie

sorry if this doesnt make sense im bad with words .

sweet / kris . . . . so much to say . mainly about sweet .

kris isnt shown to have much of a personality atleast in game ... which makes like a lot of sense considering they dont have free will for most of them . all we reaaally know is that theyre an introvert . theyre described as not being very energetic by tori, rarely ever waking up on time for school, usually sleeping through the start of class, and preferring tori drive them to school rather then walk . noelle also makes a comment about how kris isnt usually so talkative when you select the "anything" option in the hospital and as previously mentioned, theyre described as a quiet person

sweet on the other hand, is literally "the energetic one" . their movements are a lot more exaggerated and bouncier then the others, their way of speaking is a lot more upbeat then the others, and theyre the one who follows you around for ( most of ) cyber field ,,, they also have the most dialogue out of the 3 and are real passionate about their interests, being the most into the whole rebellion thing and likely being the one who started it all . they also use multiple exclamation marks in most sentences as a way of showing how enthusiastic they are about most things !!!!! this is a little small detail i noticed but.... they r also slightly off sync with the others whenever you ask them to play a song 4 you .

cap / ralsei,,,,,,, capsei shippers dee en eye you guys are weird

ough . i have so little to say about ralsei im sorry ralsei fans . ok anyways

ralsei is "the nice one" of the group i think . he tries to convince you to spare everyone, hes generally the most polite, and is maybe the tiniest bit naive in chapter 1, having to learn by the end that he cant trust everyone . even though hes nice, hes never exactly shown to be cowardly unlike most "nice" characters !!! he doesnt stand down to most enemies and is generally a lot less scared of . actual life threatening situations then a teenager should be .

cap'n on the other hand,,, is . the reason the game got a higher rating in japan because he says a statue looks like shit . capn is,,, from what ive seen, the least liked of the trio for coming off as rude in a lot of his dialogue ( hes just some guy i think ) . hes the most upfront about thinking you helped kidnap noelle, mocking you and making comments about it all throughout the first part of the game ( even trying to scam you because of it !!! ) . he also talks in a less formal way then ralsei does and makes several comments that are accidentally taken as flirty towards noelle ( hes just a little bit of a dumbass hes not a p/do . . targetted i see you freaks ) . hes basically shown to be willing to do anything if it benefits him and the others, trying to scam, trick, and appeal towards girls in an attempt to earn more money . hes also not a fan of fighting, and is reffered to as a coward by sweet for not really wanting to fight physically, even suggesting towards the start of the fight to just wait for other bad guys to come around . hes silly i love capn he reminds me of my best friend

cakes / susie .... i have so much to say about k_k you have no idea so many people get his character entirely wrong and it pisses me off . infact im breaking the pattern and starting with him because i have very little to say about susie and also fuck you

k_k is, in every way, kind of a doormat . they let people shortchange them, purposefully try and make themselves shorter to be less intimidating, and dont really wanna cause any trouble like at all . they try and make themselves sillier so they arent perceived as some sort of threat or something to be scared of ( considering theyre like 10ft tall . i did the math hes like 7 in his sprite and based on nelnals art, like 10'2 ) . hes the exact opposite of susie in every way !! k_k is tall and tries to make himself more approachable, giving you bagels for free if you dont have the money, trying to appeal to everyone by never really giving sweet or capn an answer that supports eithers argument, and just,, generally being a lot more polite then the other 2, despite the others best efforts . theyre also the first to try and cheer sweet up after they lose their battle, saying that they won because their dancing was better !!! a lot of trying to be smaller and appear as less mature likely comes from a place of anxiety,, as they only ever really speak whenever spoken to directly, try to stay on everyones good side, and have the least amount of dialogue out of the 3 by, like, 10%, most times them speaking being short, straightforward answers rather then them talking unprovoked

susie is,, kind of a smaller person trying to make herself seem bigger and scarier . she puts on a tough persona and is an asshole to most people who arent her friends, getting aggressive whenever people she perceives as threats bother her or the others and being a lot snarkier then the other 2 . towards ralsei and kris shes,, still pretty aggressive but its more in a playful way . she teases them often and is the only reason ralsei and her ever get an act option, because she points out how theyre not dumb and they can act by themselves . shes,, pretty much just any teenager with her friends

scc also think of themselves as the main characters . they make a constant attempt to act as so, trying to fight the fun gang because they think they helped the queen kidnap noelle, but in the end they just arent ,,, enough .

the fun gang r kinda just. kids who probably just wanna be kids but Cant because they kinda have this whole prophecy thing on their backs (susie and kris especially) and didnt really . choose to be the main guys .

i think,,, them being opposites is also a huge reason why scc being adults is so important to me . of course you can hc them as any age !!! but thinking of them as kids because theyre immature is,,,, boring as fuck . making them adults ties in a lot more with all of these opposites . thinking of them as adults who never really grew up would act as a sort of antithesis to the fun gang being teenagers who r growing up a little too fast and its soo... fun to play with . its fun to explore why they never matured like a lot of other people or if theyre just a little immature naturally !! theyre silly and theyre fun and theyre so entertaining to me i wanna put them under a microscope and study them ...

scc being adults who never grew up and the fun gang being teenagers who r growing up too fast is so fun to me i think . scc try so desperately to be the "main characters" . to be important . to be those guys . while the fun gang didnt even really try !!!! kris and susie just wanted to get chalk and got sucked into a huge prophecy thing in a world they didnt even know existed and i just . idk this is probably incomprehensible at this point sorry . i jusy think the fact theyre opposites is really fun and i dont think enough people notice it

tldr kris is quiet and introverted , sweet is energetic and ( likely ) loud judging from how they talk

ralsei is nice but not timid or cowardly at all, while a lot of capns dialogue is accidentally rude and hes literally called a coward ingame,

and susie tries to make herself bigger and scarier while k_k wants to be viewed as non-threatening and friendly as possible

thanks for listening to my autism rant . if you care .

[pesterloglog]

Jane Crocker, Jake English, Gamzee Makara

Candy, page 30

JANE: Do you need something?

JAKE: Well... i have some terrible news i’m afraid.

JANE: What is it, Jake? I’m rather occupied at the moment.

JAKE: Im awfully sorry to bother you but its very important dear.

JANE: Is something the matter with Tavros?

JAKE: No... eh heh you might want to come with me to our quarters for this one.

JANE: ...As I said, I’m a bit busy right now.

JAKE: W-well I just thought. Maybe its best if you s-sit down for this one. My dear.

JAKE: My delectable honey bunches of oats.

JAKE: The jolly ole capn of my crunch.

JAKE: M-m-my lovely wife whom i love so much.

JANE: My goodness, Jake! What do you want? Can’t you see I’m right in the middle of something?! Just spit it out already!

JAKE: I...

JAKE: Well you see...

JAKE: I guess ill come right out and say it then.

JAKE: I just got news that your father has passed jane. Im so sorry.

JANE: An unfortunate incident, but it’s no matter.

JANE: I’ll simply revive him, and then make sure he’s assigned a security detail.

JANE: Have his body brought here as quickly as possible.

JAKE: I...

JAKE: Im afraid that wont be possible honey.

JAKE: Theres no body for you to revive at all.

JANE: What?

JANE: What... what happened?

JAKE: It... word from the secret service is that it was one of karkats assassins.

JAKE: The target was the human president.

JAKE: He uhhh. Your father that is...

JAKE: He jumped in the way and took the shot.

JAKE: The president is safe.

JAKE: Your dad saved his life.

JANE: I...

JANE: I don’t understand.

JANE: What happened to his body?

JANE: Did Karkat’s rebels abduct him?

JAKE: Er... no.

JAKE: The shot he took was from the barrel of a rocket launcher.

JAKE: Im afraid the assault blew him straight to bits. Theres hardly anything left...

JANE: W... what...

JAKE: Luckily the president was barely harmed as your old man took the full brunt.

JAKE: As far as i know the only harm to him was having his full lustrous mustache burned clean off his face.

JAKE: Its... its a friggin tragedy... :’(

JAKE: (Sniffle.)

JANE: P... please tell me you’re joking.

JANE: Jake, tell me this is just a prank.

JAKE: Im... im afraid not jane.

JAKE: Im so sorry.

JANE: UGH!

JANE: That... that fool!!

JANE: I can’t believe that he would do this!

JANE: How could he do this to me!?!

JAKE: Janey...

JANE: The human president could be anyone!

JANE: My dad can’t be anyone but him!

JANE: I don’t... no...

JAKE: Shhhh. Shhhh. Everythings going to be ok.

JANE: God. I can’t believe he...

JANE: Oh, but of course I can.

JANE: He’s always been...

JANE: Always been so infuriatingly good.

JANE: God, how stupid.

JANE: This is so stupid. I’m so stupid. How could I put him in such a dangerous position?

JANE: Chief of staff?! Anyone could have done that job! Why did I tell him to... my own father... I—

JAKE: Shhh. Janey. You did nothing wrong.

JAKE: Nothing wrong at all.

JAKE: You never have.

JAKE: I love you jane. We all do.

JAKE: I-isnt that right gamzee?

GAMZEE: yEaH mAnG :o)

GAMZEE: We AlL aNd GoT pLeNtY oF lOvE uP iN tHiS bItCh FoR tHe BiG jUiCy j-C!

GAMZEE: hOnK iF yOu LoVe ThIs BiG tItTy BiZzNaTcH!

GAMZEE: WhOoP wHoOp!

JANE: All right.

JANE: Jake! Get the president on the phone.

JANE: It’s clear to me now that it’s past time for the military to strike, and I’ll be giving that man a real piece of my mind until an appropriate counterattack is in motion.

JANE: Obviously, the government’s attempts to be gracious with the troll ilk have been naive and foolish.

JANE: These rats cannot be negotiated with. They cannot be swayed by reason or appeals to peace and civility.

JANE: The only thing that they want—the only thing that they have ever wanted since the ungodly inception of their disgusting, verminous species—is bloodshed.

JANE: And if that is what they truly desire...

JANE: Well, far be it from us to deny them.

JAKE: J-ja—

JANE: Not another word!!!

JAKE: Are you sure this isnt a mis—

JANE: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JANE: THE TIME TO ACT IS NOW!

JANE: THEY WILL PAY FOR WHAT THEY’VE DONE!

JANE: EVERY LAST FUCKING ONE OF THEM!

JANE: I HAVE HAD ENOUGH! THIS IS THE END OF THE LINE!

JANE: ALL OF YOU, RETURN TO YOUR STATIONS! WE ARE CHANGING COURSE!

JANE: WE WILL BE GOING DIRECTLY TO MEET WITH THE PRESIDENT, AND I WILL NOT REST UNTIL HE GIVES THE COMMAND TO CRUSH THIS FUCKING REBELLION AND DESTROY ANY CHANCE THAT THEY MIGHT EVER RESIST AGAIN!

GAMZEE: hEy.

GAMZEE: Do YoU tHiNk ThAt MiGhT bE a BiT mOtHeRfUcKinG xEnOpHoBiC?

JANE: XENOPHOBIC?

JANE: I am not fucking xenophobic!

GAMZEE: i’M jUsT sAyInG mY mOsT bOdAcIoUs Of BaBeS.

GAMZEE: WhAt YoU’rE lAyInG dOwN hErE iS sOuNdInG wIcKeD bItCh GeNoCiDaL.

JANE: What the fuck are you talking about?!?!

JANE: I am not, and have never been, a fucking xenophobe!

GAMZEE: yEa BuT lIsTeN.

GAMZEE: KiLlInG aLl ThE tRoLlS...

GAMZEE: tHaT wOuLd Be BaD yOu FeEl Me?

GAMZEE: I’m A tRoLl ReMeMbEr.

GAMZEE: mAyBe YoU sHoUlD tAkE a MiN aNd ChIlL a BiT, lIl MiNt ChOcO cHiP. hOnK.

JANE: Shut the fuck up!!!!!

JANE: You fucking insects just assassinated my father!!!!!

GAMZEE: HeH hEh. YoU’rE cUtE wHeN yOu’Re MaD, mY tAsTy LiTtLe SnAcCuCcInO :o)

JANE: Security.

JANE: Escort this troll off of my ship. Now.

GAMZEE: wHoA wHoA wHoA, hOlD uP!

GAMZEE: YoU cAn’T jUsT gO aNd ThRoW mE oFf BoArD, mY mIlKy MaMi.

JANE: Oh, but I can!

JANE: Just watch me.

GAMZEE: wAiT!! jUsT hEaR mE oUt!!

JANE: What?

GAMZEE: iF yOu ThRoW mE oUt I’lL bE aLl LoSt AnD sHiT, bAbE. yOu KnOw I bE nEeDiNg YoU.

JANE: What? You think appealing to me with your disgusting little addiction is going to sway me?

JANE: That’s the funniest joke you’ve ever told, clown.

GAMZEE: iT’s NoT aBoUt ThE mIlK, bOo.

GAMZEE: It’S aBoUt YoU.

JANE: What...?

GAMZEE: i NeEd YoU...

JANE: Are you saying that y—

GAMZEE: I’vE gOnE aNd ToLd YoU AlL aBoUt My PaSt StRuGgLeS wItH tHe WiCkEd GrEeN sUbStAnCeS.

GAMZEE: i DoNe GoNe AnD mAdE sO mUcH pRoGgReSs, FiNdInG nEw HeAlThY wAyS tO cOpE wItH tHe VoIcEs AnD rEdEeM mYsElF.

GAMZEE: AnD yOu’Ve BeEn MoRe Of A hElP tO mE tHaN aNyBoDy. MoRe ThAn AnYtHiNg.

GAMZEE: yOu KnOw WiTh ThE NiGhTmArEs I cAn’T sLeEp WiThOuT hOlDiNg On To A mOtHeRfUcKeR!

JANE: I am so...

JANE: Ugh. Forget it.

JANE: You are despicable.

GAMZEE: yOu CaN’t JuSt Go AnD cUt A bRoThEr OfF!

GAMZEE: LeT’s AlL uP aNd ThInK tHiS tHrOuGh AlL rEaSoNaBlY aNd ShIt.

GAMZEE: i’Ll Do MoThErFuCkInG aNyThInG!

JANE: Begone, clown.

[lolathepeacocklord]

capn has nightmares sometimes

[maggabytes]

Some more awful Christmas art from me to you..........

[the-meme-monarch]

but also sweet building a guillotine is so funny to me bc I’m picturing berdly coming to scc at the near-end of the chapter to help make the mech/rollercoaster to go save the fun gang and defeat queen and sweet goes “oh hell yes. I’m bringing the guillotine” and kk and capn have to convince him Not To