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Good to see you again Simon
#British man save me#save me British man#ghost babygirl#simon ghost riley#call of duty#call of duty modern warfare#cod ghost
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save me 3 million+ year old hologram with the moral backbone of a chocolate Ć©clair save me
#red dwarf#arnold rimmer#gasping like a man dying of thirst in the desert but instead of grasping for water im turning on red dwarf#save me 36 year old british sci-fi show save me
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Shit shit shit I've (finally) been getting into tma over the past couple days and I was already headcanoning Jon as ace but ITS FUCKIN CANON???????
My ace-dar is so fucking good lmfao
This is the best news I've received this pride month, tma is all my favourite things, asexual people, horror, need I mention ASEXUAL PEOPLE AND HORROR
#love it when asexual men#cuz same#i was doing my fun this of hc a character as ace because im too attached to them#save me dweeby British man#the magnus archives#tma#tma podcast#jonathan sims#tma jon#flapjackboi rants#asexual#ace
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And another thing! Literally any queer story that takes place during the colonial age would have a huge gaping hole in it if it didn't have anticolonialism as a theme. Especially one that centers indigenous people. Like the reason that every culture had their own concepts of gender until something happened and then suddenly the gender binary was ubiquitous is because western European colonial powers made their view of gender the only acceptable one as part of christianizing and colonizing the world. You're not gonna have a show set in 1717 in the Caribbean where the love interest is a gay Maori man and the main deuteragonist is a non-binary mestizo catholic and just skip over colonialism. Like these are exactly the people who western gender roles are being forced on at fucking gun point during this era. Jim and Ed are both mixed race characters who's gender and sexual identities are in active defiance of the colonial powers that be. And this is the fucking Stede Ed and Jim show.
And there's something to be said for the fact that Stede's toxic masculinity plot line is internalized and Ed's struggle with toxic masculinity is largely external in the form a white guy who rubs elbows with the British Navy when Ed doesn't behave to his standard of masculinity. That choice didn't come out of nowhere and it shows a deep understanding of where homophobia comes from. That's not to say that precolonial communities of color were paradise for people that we today would consider queer but the rich tapestry of sexual and gender expressions that existed in those communities were erased in the name of colonialism. That's going to affect literally any queer person at the time when OFMD is set. These two things are inextricably linked.
Like when David Jenkins says a lot of what we're taught about being men is wrong, motherfucker who taught us what a man was. Who taught Ed what a man was? Who taught Stede what a man was for that matter? It's the white dad with the English accent who is violent (derogatory) and overbearing.
Like you get what I'm saying right? Like it's a silly little rom com but also it must necessarily be that deep because of who these characters are and when and where they exist.
#ofmd meta#Our Flag walks the line like a fucking tight rope acrobat and I'm not gonna let fake fans sleep on that#like they depict things aesthetically without actually depicting them sometimes#ill talk about the aesthetics of episode 9 all fucking day#in universe what happens is Ed signs a paper with an x either because hes illiterate or because he doesnt want to sign it#and is resting on the assumption that hes illiterate to get away with not signing it either as longform fuckery or to soften the blow#and he signs it to save his white boyfriend from getting fucking shot#and then he goes to a privateering academy where he does enjoy folding socks and he's liberated from his black beard and hes cool with that#everything is more or less his choice which makes it palatable and doesnt completely take the tone somewhere dark and harrowing#BUT ALSO what were seeing is the British Military forcing an indigenous man to sign a document and he does so with an x#and then taking him to a secondary fucking school ass school away from his community where hes forced to change his appearance#but also they let him keep his hair so that they dont step on that particular trauma#im vibrating what the fuck is this show#how do they do it?#Like seriously this has been a comedy show?????#And don't tell me I'm reading into it too much episode 2 primes us to think about colonialism
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since we all appear to be talking about izzy 'calling the police' on stede id like to offer my silly little two cents:
its not like the navy wasn't actively looking for him anyway??????
at most, izzys actions sped up badminton catching up with stede, but its made very clear that badminton wanted Stede dead well before this, and was willing to use whatever he could to find him- whos to say jackie wouldnt have cut a deal on her own? that any other pirate thats seen them being unsubtle in a port wouldn't take the opportunity to make a quick buck over a guy who is Nobody and holds no influence that could lead to any consequences for them?
in reality izzy is probably the only person who would receive negative repercussions to selling out stede, given his personal connection with ed- any other pirate would probably have gotten away unscathed, anonymous. they likely wouldnt have even been present like izzy was. izzy had personal stakes, anyone else would have taken the money and ran
the way i see it, with or without izzy the events of episode 10 probably would have happened in some degree, izzy just expedited the timeline
#like ok. i dont exactly support izzys actions but i honestly dont see it as that big of a deal??? to our characters i mean#idk i just. its a dick move!! but i struggle to see it as any more than that#its the actions of a desperate man who made a stupid decision to get his.... ed. out of what he saw as a bad situation#whether it is or not i cant say! but you cant deny ed drastically changed in the time he was on the revenge#in a way that could be concerning from the outside#(i saw a good post kinda comparing it to your friend ending up in a cult and. yeah. excellent description from an outside perspective)#idk theres a lot of. undertones in the way people say 'calling the police' and also they always say ed too and its like. no! izzy tried to#get ed out of there! he set the navy on everyone BUT ed. and its not like the navy really cared about the crew. only stede#i am not the person to talk about why 'calling the cops' is a bad take but the posts are out there. ive seen them.#izzy did what hundreds of pirates did to save their own hide- including hornigold himself (but honestly that was worse because he actively#turned hunter. not just a guy with a tip)#also side historic note that uhh. the navy was casually in Nassau. what exactly was the situation there??? was shit occurring. w#we know it did in history#idk#nyxtalks#ofmd#izzy hands#israel hands#spanish jackie š¤ izzy: girlbosses for selling stede out to the British/Spanish for their own gain#idk i think thats the one thing he did 'wrong' but ita still very sympathetic to me#its not like izzy dibbed in a guy nobody cared about#'hey hey ill sell you information about this pirate please let me sell you information' ' i mean i guess we are supposed to be doing that'#badminton had an active vendetta against stede and kinda seemed like. he would stop at nothing to get him???#given. the whole 'id rather let blackbeard go and kill Stede than take a huge pirate into custody' thing
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finally watched this james allison interview. always insightful, positive, light hearted and motivating. and i hate that LOL! must watch if you haven't:
part 1 | part 2
#save me another british man. another british man save me#james allison#lewis hamilton#mercedes amg f1#f1#f1 off season 2023
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pc Timmy is the funniest character to draw!! i love his design so much
#south park#timmy burch#south park post covid#balding ginger british ugly middle aged man save me...#i do things
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casting magic spells on myself to find something appealing in my pantry
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I need to draw hobie with different hairstyles..... Kath doing his hair......
#kat text#save me british man save me#just like......#i feel like they both experiment with their hair#she puts like beads in it OR#when he had his afro in like the comics she would help him braid it or dreadloc it
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Currently submerging myself in comfort content that Iāve loved since I was 13 to keep the depression at bay
#the content in question is Dan and Phil#they just make me happy man#over a decade spent online and British men are still what bring me comfort lol#13 closeted Ethan had good taste man idk#also opened dans book to help too and it genuinely is helping a bit ngl#save me Dan and Phil save me#itās literally 2am donāt judge me
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i will puke i hate this guy. whatever. WHATEVER
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ā ā ā ONEĀ ā of the many marvels to be found here was the readiness with which one could have just about any food to complement any meal. Breakfast, for example, would be readily available according to the preferences of any given continent ā along with those she's never set foot in, be they regions or entire new universes. This proved to provide its own share of difficulty, though; while not opposed to doing her own legwork, it was admittedly a tad daunting to have so many options practically at her fingertips. Something she normally wouldn't think twice about became an entirely different affair... but that's what good manners were for, yes ?
ā ā ā āĀ ā Pardon me,ā Ā āĀ ā ā Dorothea calls to a particular man ā impeccably dressed, with an air that suggested he may be a man caught between her time and the present day. ā āĀ ā Do you drink coffee ? Tea, perhaps ? I was wondering which cafes were especially noteworthy... predictably, each one claims to have 'the best on the island'.ā Ā āĀ ā
ā¤·Ā @bakerstreetdetectiveĀ :Ā s.c.
#bakerstreetdetective#bakerstreetdetective ā chapter 01.#british man..... british man save me.....
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Just came back from a seminar on British pronounciation.
The fact that I thought about how George would pronounce the words says a lot about me. F1 brainrot is real and I have it.
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mmm iām gonna read through my enhypen lyrics and imagine hab. because i canāt listen to music. i left my headphones at my dadās house like an IDIOT.
#vari posting#also sidenote#that british guy who was obsessed with me last yearās phone just rang#and itās god save the king/queen/whatever.#this man cannot be real#thereās no way this is a real person
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Martin Lee (1946-2024)
#Martin Lee#British Musicians#Botherhood of Man#Save All Your Kisses for Me#Eurovision Song Contest#Notable Deaths in September 2024#Notable Deaths in 2024#Youtube
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hate to say it but i think everyone was right about kids watching to much disney channel because my little sisters the worst
#sheās the mardiest teen in the family#sheās like an actually disney teen#so wierd#you canāt ever have a conversation with her#she also talks like my dad so itās like British working class man but stroppy teen#she wanted to put some on the teddys on her shelves under the bed but there was no room so my mum went out and acc bought some of those#vacuum bag things to save space under there but now sheās all *eye roll* *sigh* āI canāt be doing with the fuss of it allā about throwing#some teddys on the floor#THATS IT#me and my other sister said weād do the rest for her. we were like YOURE the one making this difficult mum bought these things FOR YOU so#youād stop complaining I swear to god if I stay in this house any longer I WILL ACTUALLY PUNCH HER
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