#save Discord

[discourse-floofy-cat]

Americans, the Internet is under threat

Call your representatives and stop the “Kids Online Safety” (read: queerphobic, sex negative boomer anti bullshit) Act

[abbeyofcyn]

Sooooo @thegunnsara and @kathaynesart made some samurai masterpieces of raph and leo respectively....AND IT INSPIRED ME

Please go love their pieces. They are amazing.

[chloesimaginationthings]

Thanks for the new discord emoji boss!!

The last thing you saved on your phone is what Michael is reacting to….

[incredubious]

gentle touches

[splynter]

NEXT SET OF TEN BILL CIPHER EMOTES!! I’m not joking when I say I’m not even close to done with the list. It might be closer to 35 or 40 by this point. MORE TO COME :D

Set 1 || Set 2 (you are here) || Set 3 (in the works)

[vaimetanyx]

@themolluscasometimes said she wanted a Skinhe plush and now this skin creature lives in her home because I asked 'how much do you want one?' and everything spiraled from there. The most interesting part of all this has been explaining who and what he is to people not in the know - stay insane svsss fandom

[eliothedud9000]

mind meld is a goated episode, def one of my favorites

[morethanwonderful]

Sweeping away his competition with a constant lead and a final victory by 22%, Shen (Yuan) Qingqiu has officially beaten Qi Rong and been crowned the MXTX character that was/would be most insufferable if given access to the internet!

In the end, it turns out that this whole elaborate tournament was for naught. Even Qi Rong, the man voted more annoying that 63 other characters, cannot hold a candle to the sheer degree of insufferable that we know our dear Peerless Cucumber was and would be. Absolutely nobody can compare to Shen Yuan's canon keyboard warrior antics.

Thank you all for joining me on this journey! I hope everyone had fun voting in this tournament, as I know I had a lot of fun running things and watching everyone's hot takes. Shen Yuan may have rendered all but the very final round of voting moot with his sheer loveable obnoxiousness, but maybe the real most insufferable people online are the friends we made along the way :).

[tiredbitchposts]

Look, i know that Shen Yuan died a virgin and while he had no sexual experience he canonly kissed before getting with Luo Binghe, but do y'all know what would be hysterical in my opinion? If Shen Yuan had a gaggle of ex girlfriends he left behind when he died. Now, you may be wondering, what's so hysterical about that? Well, for one, it just tinkles me pink to think that the same guy who indirectly died from how angry a webnovel he dedicated a great amount of time commenting on made him actually got/could get bitches but decided that verbally abusing Airplane over his shit writting sounded more fun. I also think that knowing the system he'd at some point fall victim to some type of plant or curse that'd force him to name all of his ex lovers out loud unless he wished to die while the rest of the sect watches. Can y'all imagine Yue QingYuan, Luo Binghe, Liu Qingge and fucking Airplane's faces while he's there naming "Yu YaoYao, Mei Ling, Jiang Qin, Fei Liao" plus who else with a pained look on his face while trying to guess if middle school and internet relationships also count??? Plus, i just know he rationalized any lack of sexual thoughts he had towards his exes with "Well, i can't think sexually of a woman who's not my wife, that'd be disrespectful"

[idyllcy]

lunch break - professor!simon riley x professor!reader

"Hey, stop—" You stab at Simon's fork as he tries to steal another piece of food from you, huffing. "I'm already barely eating anything."

"'M hungry."

"You have snacks in the desk."

"That's not food, luvie." He mumbles.

"Yeah, but I gotta eat."

"The rice roll in your fridge begs a notice."

"It's not even a rice roll. I finished that last week. Yeah, don't we have food in my fridge?!"

"You want to walk back to our shared office and make me late to class?"

You bring the food to your lips, rummaging through your bag as you hand him another sandwich. "There you go. Can you stop stealing mine?"

"Luv ya."

"You literally stole my afternoon snack. I don't know what else you want from me." You finish the rest of your rice, biting on the tip of the utensil as you close your lunchbox. "You owe me coffee."

"It's the start of the semester. That's when the bribes come in." He hums. "Though, I know you won't like the mooncakes."

"No thanks. We still have all of the homemade ones in the fridge. I wish John would've taken more." You sigh.

"I can send more his way."

"Nah. It's fine. I'll hand it to my students." You mumble. "My office hours are in person for once."

"You don't get lonely?"

"Of course I do. I'm a professor." You deadpan, turning to stare at a couple of students. "They yours?"

Simon turns to stare, brow raised as the group scrambles. "Sure are."

"Can't wait to see what you end up seeing in the gossip section of your class discord."

"I'm not on it."

You grin at him. He doesn't want to know how you got the link.

"You got rice on your stubble. Again." You reach over, fingers gentle on his skin as you scrape at it. "Tsk tsk."

"Oh, so y'a don't even want me anymore?"

"Oh, Simon." You mumble, getting the last of the white off his chin. "Haven't shaved lately?"

"Hectic week. Also, you said ya liked it."

"I do." Your thumb brushes at the stubble, humming at the texture. "Feels lovely."

"You're better, luv."

"You really ought to stop reading my publications."

"You love it."

The grimace on your face makes him chuckle, leaning against your hand.

"Can't wait to check your class discord."

"Luv, can we drop it."

You only grin.

[narwhalcasserole]

Summoning circle to finally give this man his legacy as tumblr sexyman 2024.

[oifaaa]

Wait who is Tims assigned youtuber?????

Well

[macchitea]

fINALLY!!! my part for @inkycorvid 's pliocene MAP is done!!!!

very excited to share this eheheh been working on it for a while now!!

[valtsv]

shrue and carson have "they would find each other in any universe" energy but like, evil. they'd be assigned as each other's annoying ass roommates in college. they'd be the store and area manager of the same tesco. passive-aggressively obstructing each other at their kids' school pta meetings. arguing in the comments on the same facebook pyramid scheme scam pages. no matter what they would find and provoke intense homicidal ideation in one another. do you get it.

[vee-lociraptor]

playing isat in discord and right as i hit this scene @skitters-menacingly unmutes to go "hey vee trump almost got assassinated again"

[your-fave-is-being-blended]

P.M. Seymour from The Internet is being blended!!

You cannot save them.