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[wombywoo]

hawk.

[rmoonberry]

Secret Lovers.

[ldragoat]

ANIMATIC

who broke it - mfb edition (ft. the dark nebula gang)

audio from parks and recreation

[liyazaki]

the Great Ray Reckoning

survivor count: 1

[gunpowdercarousel]

Lae'zel in Act 1 when she absolutely hates you:

Lae'zel in Act 3 when she absolutely loves you:

Original artist: @zondawave

[elbiotipo]

ni que fueran tan importantes

[roominthecastle]

[dingodad]

i think there is some degree of "lord english is gentrifying homestuck" in the post-scratch earth timeline just because english corrupts everything he touches but more broadly it's simply that as his influence over the story becomes stronger and stronger and paradox space comes closer and closer to its inevitable black hole death the comic's themes start to spiral back in on themselves in masturbatory self-parody. because lord english's influence is regression itself

[mando-din-lorian]

It absolutely baffles me that there are people who genuinely disliked “The Prisoner” episode.

Like, we got Din hunting down those motherfuckers one by one in the most badass way possible. He went full on Batman disappearing in the flickering lights. The competence. The skill.

We got a glimpse of what his life was like before we were even introduced to him in the show. We got to meet people who worked with him, who know how skilled he is. You could see their insecurity a mile away with how they were treating him.

We got Bill Bur saying he wants to see Din’s eyes in the softest, most homo manner possible.

We got Din breaking out of a prison cell barely even 5 minutes after he was shoved in there.

We got Din taking out an entire group of security droids by himself.

And people didn’t like it??? Baffling. Truly baffling.

[passportforfiction]

Ok everyone is talking about the whole next to my wife thing which is obviously amazing and peak sassy Ody. But like, why is nobody talking about in Not Sorry For Loving You when Calypso is saying “I wish you lie and say-“ and Ody just goes “I love you…” and you can hear Calypso just stopping in her tracks and trying to figure out a scenario where this could work! And then Ody just goes “But not in the way that you want me to!”🤭LIKE GAGGED AND FOR WHAT

[bbugsy]

need more sissy lore like * checks watch * yesterday

[autismguy55]

controversial, but: jack being irish is a very common headcanon and i honestly just can’t see it. in chapter 2, jack says “we’re english, and the english are best at everything.” if lotf takes place in the 40s-50s like many assume, the irish war of independence had only happened about 20 years prior and ireland was freshly liberated. i’m sure we all know the atrocities the english committed against the irish, and i just don’t think an irish kid would say “the english are best at everything,” especially so soon after ireland gained independence. i don’t mean to bash anyone by the way, this is only my opinion

[le-panda-chocovore]

TojiShiu incorrect quotes

Megumi: So... how did you guys meet? Shiu: I found him on the street, took pity on him, and gave him food. He never left me after that. Toji: ...Why do you make it sound like I was a wild animal you saved?

[veryripebanana]

-A mammoth 13,000 years ago.-

"I see a group of bipedal hairless creatures arrive at your area and start to settle in a nearby cave. The next day you see them dance around some weird orange and red figureless entity and when they slept and you tried to go near it, it hurt so much. Then witness them hurl a small rock at you with great accuracy the next morning, it did not hurt but you went somewhere else just to be in peace. They followed, you ran away. They followed again, and you ran again. The cycle went on and you feel tired, they don't seem to be... by all creation what are they? You ran again, nonstop, for days... but then you felt sleepy, much so that you start to dript off while running. Surely those creatures must've stopped by now, you glanced over to the nearby hill. There they we're, still and observant to you movements. You can't fight being sleepy and you drift off, but not before finding a spot deep in the trees in a cave, surely they can't find you there. They can, and they did. You hear their footsteps on the puddle of water at the cave entrance. You can't open your eyes. The only thing going through your mind right now is that please, whatever they will do, they do swiftly. But no, they start to stab you with little pointy sticks, in your neck, eyes, ear... it hurt but you have no energy to run away, you can only scream and wail. Finally at long last you fel the stick going nearer and nearer your brain. If only this wretched body of mine isnt tough, or if they were just stronger and held bigger sticks... maybe i wouldn't have had to be tormented like this..."

-End of biological read of creature's brain waves.-

"Fuck that goddamn planet" captain hv'vrd of the Kj'ghull exploration ship no. 5 said as she flew away in pure disgust, horror, and every other emotion related to those that their species can feel.

"Lmao kewl so what now?" Said Steven.

"Fuck you, I really want to dump you in deep space right now but the federation needs an ambassador from your home planet" captain hv'vrd was angry in disgust to say the least.

[robo-beasty]

[cridhe]

wait so the woman who's "dead body was dragged naked through the streets" is actually still alive? and was taken to hospital in gaza?? and she wasn't naked but was still wearing the bikini she wore to the festival????? hello??