#satwjapan

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{A/N: Germany isn’t neutral, but-}

SWE: Wtf Japan

PAN: DO NOT JUDGE ME!

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I want to know if Japan has any embarrassing moments.

SWE: Well there was this one time he spilt his beer on me and the Finland's. Then he immediately got beaten up by the both of them.

SWE: Ohoho and this one time during one of my tea parties-

PAN: OH NO! NOT THAT! [tackles Sweden]

SWIZ: I THOUGHT HE WAS RESTRAINED!?

LIECH: ME TOO!

AUST: QUIT YOUR BLABBERING AND HELP ME GET HIM TIED BACK UP AGAIN!

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Screw it, give Japan a skirt and let’s see how he likes it

SWE: He seems to like it.

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Do any of the countries have pets?

SWI: I have a St. Bernard dog, his name is Toblerone.

SWE: I have a Swedish Vallhund, his name is Liten.

MEX: A pet eagle! (Not sure what his name is going to be)

IRE: My sister owns an entire horse farm, all of those horses can be considered my pets.

PAN: I have a Japanese Bobtail named Mochi and my sister has a Shiba Inu called Āsā.

TURK: My hellhounds can be my pets!

VATI: A have a pet dove, her name is Holly.

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{A/N: That's all I got for now.}

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Can Japan be friendly?

SWE: Sometimes, but to people he's comfortable with he isn't.

SINGA: Unfortunately we're those people.

PAN: [laughs]

NAM: Although we are able to make him behave sometimes. [sprays Japan]

PAN: [hisses and leaves]

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So Japan likes boys.... OWO

PAN: I do, yes. And girls. I'll ignore your 'owo' in all caps..

{A/N: Japan is Pansexual}

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WIP

sailor uniform japan.

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Japan, do you watch any anime?

PAN: Oh! I do, actually. I watched to many I've lost count, my sister is a manga artist as well. She's made some popular manga over the years.

SWIZ: Yeah, by selling drawn porn.

PAN: Shut up.

SWIZ: GET YOUR FUCKING HANDS OFF OF ME YOU SICK PERVERT! [loads a shotgun]

PAN: [screams and runs away]

SWIZ: [yells and chases after PAN]

SWE: [gets some popcorn]

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Incorrect Quotes from Discord Part 3

PAN: I'm going to do a pro gamer move.

SWE: We're in creative mode, dumbass.

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Incorrect Quotes from Discord Part 2

[Japan and Sweden are playing Minecraft]

PAN: [watching Sweden burn down an entire village after raiding it]

PAN: You make your ancestors proud.

SWE:

SWE: Bitch I am the ancestor.

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Mexico, Japan, Sister Finn, what's your favourite holiday?

FINN: (Christmas.)

Mexico: Hmm I love Christmas and Easter, but I also love the Day of the Dead. And Cinco de Mayo too heheh..

PAN: Hmm, I don’t know. I have a lot of favorite holiday’s! But I would have to say New Years, I call it Shōgatsu.

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Bet Japan didn’t notice that Switzerland had pants on underneath the entire time.

{A/N: The giant industrial fan is behind Switzerland.}

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{A/N: Their supposed dialog:

PAN: Wait, you're wearing pants under there!?

SWI: Yes, why? You really expected me to wear panties or shorts underneath with someone like you around!?

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SWE: "Research purposes" Sheesh.

PAN: It is research! Seeing if Switzerland wears pants or not!

Everyone: PERVERT!

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I dare Japan to flip up Sweden’s skirt!

PAN: I'd love to do it, but I want my head to stay were it is.

SWE: And if you keep this up it won't be for very long..

PAN: [gulps]

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Japan, how well are you and South Korea getting along?

PAN: I have a tough crowd in Asia.

SINGA: You sure do.

PAN: :')

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I wonder who Japan’s biggest victim is?

PAN: [playing dumb] Victim? What are you talking about?

SWE: You know what they mean. [eye roll]

PAN: ... I still don't get it.

SWE: [sighs] No point in trying to ask about this, Anon. He'll deny it all the time.

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*gives Japan a giant industrial fan* Go wild with it. But I hope you don't use it for mischief-

PAN: Wwwwwwwwww, thank you! But no promises although ;)

All the girls: [getting their weapons ready]

TURK: You dare touch me and I will feed you to my Hellhounds!

PAN: Don't worry gals! I'll use it for... research purposes only.

VATI: If he does anything to you all, I shall punish him.

SWE: Me too. [grabs his baseball bat for bonking horny people]

PAN: [gulps] Even if I'm not Christian I think I am in danger..