#satwsingapore

[asktheinactivesatwneutrals]

You do really Turkmenistan can pull down your shorts, right?

SINGA: Not if she wants to get hit by The Bat! [brandishing her weapon menacingly]

[asktheinactivesatwneutrals]

Can Japan be friendly?

SWE: Sometimes, but to people he's comfortable with he isn't.

SINGA: Unfortunately we're those people.

PAN: [laughs]

NAM: Although we are able to make him behave sometimes. [sprays Japan]

PAN: [hisses and leaves]

[asktheinactivesatwneutrals]

Turkmenistan, just lift the skirt up. What would Singapore do to you anyways?

{ALAND JOINS THE BATTLE!}

{TURKMENISTAN IS CURRENTLY NOT ASKABLE.}

[asktheinactivesatwneutrals]

Turkmenistan, quick! Singapore's not wearing shorts!

TURK: She's wearing shorts now, unfortunately.

SINGA: I got the idea from an ask you did.

TURK: Well this won't last so long, then ;)

SINGA: I have Sweden's bat.

TURK: Fuck-

~~~

{A/N: So Singapore will be wearing shorts/pants for now.}

[asktheinactivesatwneutrals]

Japan, how well are you and South Korea getting along?

PAN: I have a tough crowd in Asia.

SINGA: You sure do.

PAN: :')

[asktheinactivesatwneutrals]

I’m guessing Turkmenistan likes embarrassing Singapore.

TURK: Well, I like pranking everyone. But yeah, I do like teasing her.

EST: THAT DOESN'T EXPLAIN WHY YOU PLACED PINE CONES IN MY GIRLFRIEND'S SAUNA!

TURK: I got bored.

SINGA: Haven't you heard of hobbies that don't include annoying anyone?

TURK: Yes, and I choose to annoy everyone >:)

~~~

{A/N: I was planning to make this a comic but I'm sorta busy right now, so no drawing. But I might make it when I have more time.}

[asktheinactivesatwneutrals]

Well I guess I wouldn't want to see Singapore underneath a wind grate

SINGA: Geez!

[asktheinactivesatwneutrals]

Favourite food and languages spoken by the askable countries?

(A/N: For the others refer to this post. https://askthesatwneutrals.tumblr.com/post/658854899967246336/aight-so-to-calm-things-to-everyone-if-you)

(For food)

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VATI: I... don't know. Really, sorry. Little one.

NAM: Well, while I was living with my father Yugoslavia when he was still alive.. [cries a bit] uh I like Sarma. I still do, but now that I live with Indonesia it's a little harder to make it. While I'm here in Indonesia I like Indonesian Satay a lot. I also like indomi a lot as well.

TURK: I have too many to just choose one! But I do like some Manti or kefir.

(For languages, they all can speak English for convenience only)

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VATI: Italian and Latin but no one can understand it.

NAM: A lot, given I'm one of the largest organizations out there. I don't have any official languages but I mostly speak Serbian and I'm currently learning Indonesian.

TURK: I speak Turkmen, Russian, and Uzbek.

SWI: I know a lot of languages as well, since I go to a lot of places around the world. But I mostly speak German, French, and Italian.

SWE: Just Swedish. Although I do know a little Finnish.

PAN: Japanese, although I'm not very fluent with English yet.

MEX: Spanish and other Indian languages of the Aztecs, Mayans, etc. Just like Philippines, I speak a lot of other native languages.

AUST and LIECH: German.

MOL: Romanian and Moldovan. and some Russian too since that's a pretty big minority language, dammit Russia..

MAL: Maltese, English, and Italian. I can understand some Arab languages but not a lot of it.

IRE: Irish, duh.

FINN, in sign language: Finnish and Swedish.

SINGA: English, Malay, Mandarin Chinese, and Tamil.

[asktheinactivesatwneutrals]

Singapore

This is my OC, Singapore. This is still a beta design so it might change in the end. NAM will come in soon, I swear-

[asktheinactivesatwneutrals]

Turkmenistan, if you like pranking Singapore so much, I dare you to lift up Singapore's skirt to reveal her panties.

SINGA: [hits Turkmenistan with the Horny Bat]

SINGA: NO.

TURK: YOU WILL REGRET THAT!!

SINGA: Shit. [runs]

[asktheinactivesatwneutrals]

You know who I'm talking about...

(...it's Singapore, isn't it?)

PAN: Eheheheh... what?

SINGA: Bastard.