#satoru is silly as fuck
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"why do you have to be so cruel...?"
"c-cmon y/n I was just a little busy! You know I'd never forget it intentionally! It was a mistake!"
Despite what satoru said, it seemed your heart didn't change. Your eyes stained with hurt as your brows furrowed and your lips trembled lightly. He looks at you with an expression spelling worry, one which wishes to coax you and finally hug you into his body—
Yet it seems this desire of him will stay as such as you're hell bent on keeping distance from him and staying mad at him. Your fists bunch up your shirt as you look at him with a wronged expression.
"you PROMISED me that you'd get me your sweater today! It's 3rd December! How could you barge into my house expecting cuddles without your sweater as offering?!"
"babe c'mon! You'll literally have ME as a gift instead! Heather could never!"
Satoru says as he strikes his little sassy man pose. His face expressing righteousness with a pout as he leans his weight on one leg, his hand simultaneously resting on the jutted out hip. Tilting his head down, he eyes you with a narrowed gaze. His black sunglasses sitting atop his straight nose bridge with his bright blue eyes peering over them, looking at you as if you're being a bigger brat than him.
"...b-but still! It's the PRINCIPLE toru!! The principle of sweater sharing!!"
"FUCK THE PRINCIPLE COME HERE ILL WARM YA RIGHT UP"
he exclaims as he launches his body towards you, a sharp grin on his lips as he tackles you into your couch. Both of you, now just a flurry of entangled limbs on the sofa as he looks up at you with puppy eyes as his chin rests on your chest.
"now c'mon my pretty little babe, you better start smiling cause your one and only beautiful boyfriend is cuddling you and warming you up."
He says with a haughty voice, snuggling into your chest before letting out a sigh. You can't help but huff, his adorable display already replacing your urgency for the sweater as you giggle and happily wrap your legs around his hips and let your hands rest on his hair and back, softly rubbing and caressing him as you support a giddy smile.
You're weak to him, to his words, his pouts, his smiles and to be honest anything he does. But oh well, you're loved the same way so I suppose being a little stupid in love doesn't hurt anyone ♡
We'll also ignore his roaming hands, at least they're big and warm hehe.
#gojo satoru#jjk gojo#gojo x reader#gojo x y/n#gojo x you#gojou satoru x reader#satoru x reader#satoru x you#satoru x y/n#gojo satoru x reader#gojo satoru x you#gojo satoru x y/n#honestly im just ballin with this lawl#jjk x reader#jjk x you#jjk x y/n#satoru gojo#satoru is silly as fuck#actually you're both equally silly#im sayjng yn x gojo ships can be explained through a geese or duck diagram#3rd december#😍🤞#if i had a boyfriend and he didnt give me a sweater id be equally outraged#youre valid for throttling him for no sweater 💯💯
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I move from one hyperfixation to another yet I remain still nonetheless
I am just too predictable
#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#gintama#gojo satoru#sakata gintoki#white shaggy hair mentor/dad figure#usually very silly but when he locks in WOOF#its a big deal#gintoki walked so gojo could run#gif#sidrabbles#btw took me fucking FOREVER to get this comp of gifs
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masochist gojo. gojo who's in love with pain, so much that it feels like pleasure, he can barely distinguish between the two anymore.
gojo who's so starved for touch. who's had an infinite space between himself and the whole world for so long, for so many years, every day in and day out.
gojo who's survived off glancing presses when a barista hands him a coffee, the rare hug from his students (who are mostly orphans) that he can't bring himself to decline.
gojo who craves more but can't bring himself to accept it except in fleeting moments with strangers or students.
his hands that long to be held. he wants it so bad that he teases a cursed spirit, laces his fingers with its own, right before he utterly crushes the being in battle, untouchable all over again.
gojo whose skin is hungry for someone else's. he hasn't felt the warmth of a hand in his own in so long. not since - since his youth.
gojo who sometimes wishes he could get hit. who sees the impact of curse techniques on his infinity and feels a wild, strange desire for them to go straight through and strike him.
he imagines it, vividly, being impaled by a long spear (inverted spear) that goes straight through him. how it would lance his flesh so cleanly.
being struck so hard, across the face, in the stomach, enough to knock the wind out of him.
enough to feel it with his whole body.
gojo who wants to be touched so bad he doesn't even care if it hurts anymore. infinity couldn't protect him from geto's betrayal.
gojo who keeps infinity up not because he doesn't want to get hit, but because he's terrified of what he might do when it happens.
gojo who got hard whenever geto sparred with him. he still doesn't know if it was because of geto, or because he had no infinity back then, no way to block the strikes.
he dreams of his youth. bruises littering his pale, pretty form like kisses, proof that he was human, there, that there was someone who could reach him.
dark purple things that turned pretty colors as they healed. he remembers pressing into them, relishing the hurt, feeling like he was getting hit (touched, reached, connected) all over again.
nothing ever touches him again. not like that. not like anything.
he never feels it. he never feels anything.
satoru gojo who wants, so very very badly, to feel something.
pain is a choice for him, always a choice. he alone has the privilege of deciding whether or not anything can touch him.
he could try to let more strangers touch him. one night stands, discreet arrangements. he had a pretty face and a body to match. there was no shortage of willing partners.
he lets them touch him, lets them hurt him. lets them drool over his body and use it at their leisure. they tell him he's beautiful, and he believes them.
white hair, blue eyes, sprawled out with a lean, unmarred body full of bare flesh for them to bite and scratch and bruise. he finds people who will do it, do it hard, fuck him up until he's lost entirely in the feeling of being touched, having someone against him, with him, above him.
it makes him feel like a piece of meat. it makes him feel good.
or he thinks it does, anyways.
sometimes, when he's gone particularly long without sleep, when his partner has gone particularly hard, he gets a real rush.
heart racing out of his chest. a cold sweat that overwhelms him. breaths coming in labored gasps. he can heal himself, he's physically fine, so this must all be in his head.
he acknowledges that information, distantly, like it's not happening to him. it doesn't help.
it feels like part of his body has been ripped away from him, something vital and important, and it's about to get up and run away.
always, always, it happens when his partner is no longer touching him. when he lays alone in the sheets, by his own volition, because of course these partners are not meant to be attachments.
love is not a privilege, though, not for the strongest sorcerer. it's a curse.
it's the only curse which infinity cannot protect him from.
so gojo stays untouchable. distant.
but the hunger doesn't go away. never.
he likes to imagine that suguru swallowed this one last curse before he died. something sweet and bitter, like losses at the arcade, sunny days at the beach, walking together with shoko, nanami, haibara.
but even suguru couldn't have absorbed this curse. it's in his bones, deep, longing and wanting even after he's dead and gone.
gojo is hungry. he is so, so hungry. and he has nothing to eat that will not leave him just as empty as before.
touch-starved. love-starved. pain-craving.
if someone could hurt him then it wouldn't matter that he was terrified of attachment. they could latch onto him, into his heart, under his skin. bury themselves in his chest like they belonged.
they could kill a hundred and twelve people and it wouldn't matter, because he wouldn't be able to kill them.
gojo is hungry, so hungry.
please feed him.
#jujutsu kaisen#jujutsu kaisen gojo#satoru gojo#gojo smut#gojo character study (?)#touch-starved gojo MY LOVE#i refuse to believe this gojo is not canon#light stsg but when is a gojo fic NOT hinting at stsg#gojo x geto#gojo x jogo? less unlikely than you think#okay i lied he doesn't REALLY want to fuck jogo - he's just really really pathetic#gojo is just a silly little guy but he is actually a sad clown who annoys people to avoid emotional intimacy#tw: mental health#gojo is coping and he is coping POORLY#it's building up to gojo x reader but that would be a lot for a piece i wrote in thirty minutes so it ends here (for now?)#stay tuned for masochist sukvna because let me tell you. ALL my favorite men are masochists. thats simply canon i dont make the rules#he's begging you please hurt him. please show him he can touch another human being. please remind him he's real.#tw: panic attack
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kickoff ch10 teaser 🧚♀️✨
i don’t usually share teasers for kickoff chapters but im in a silly goofy mood today🧍🏻♀️
#this chapter is gonna be so fucking absurd n silly loool#and also maybe a lil bit of tension#duh 🙄#kickoff#gojo x reader#gojo satoru x reader#gojo satoru#jujutsu kaisen#college au#jjk#anime#manga#jujutsu kaisen fanfiction#gojo satoru fanfiction
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i think gojo would be TERRIBLE at any type of imposter game. like those mafia games or among us etc etc. HE WOULD SUCKKK. he has never won a single game. ever. he just gets so excited whenever he's The Bad Guy and he gets this glint in his eyes and it just makes it so fucking obvious that he's the one lmao. and then he's soooooo sad when he loses:(((( like c'mon guys how'd you know it was me:(((( BE SERIOUSSSS YOU LITERALLY WENT "MWAHAHAHA" WHEN THE GAME BEGAN???????????????????? he's stupid i can't believe i love him
#btw haibara is the best player#shoko and suguru are ofc very good but since they are so good they are just immediately on the radar anyway#haibara kind of laughs his way through and everybody is like?????#super fucking confused#even when he's stuttering out a “i-i'm not the impostor” with a sheepish grin??????????#idk he's way too good at it it's a bit scary#nanami is kind of good too he just doesn't play that often#for obvious reasons#but the killer duo happends to be him and haibara they've already won#nanami might even take the bullet in order to make sure that they win#letting haibara convince gojo that he is in fact the killer (while simultaneously making sure that gojo thinks that haibara is his friend)#mwhahahahha#silly silly guys#btw ppl always assume that i am the One whenever i play it..... i still win thoughh hiihihihi#mickey is daydreaming#angel boy#gojo satoru#gojo satoru headcanons
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HE'S SO CUTIE PATOOTIE
#ARGGHHHHH I WANNA EAT HIM SO MUCH#he's so silly#i miss him#DID YALL SAW THE NEW VOLUME COVER??? IT WAS FUCKING HIM#he's so fucking beautiful#gojo satoru#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#gojo#jjk gojo#satoru gojo#satosugu
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satosugu get into very tense debates about what kind of animal you’re most like btw
#they’re awful.#it starts off as a cute fun thing where you’re like awww you’re both big cats :3#and then two hours later they’re not speaking to each other over dinner because sugu thinks you’re a bunny and satoru insists you’re a cat#they’re so unserious…#TO BE CLEAR . my personal belief is that suguru is a cat/fox/wolf 🫶#he’s a triple threat#catoru is what he is though.#you might think sugu is the mature one in this relationship but he’s soooo silly and petty. he will die on the bunny hill.#satoru is just like wow you’re fucking insane. i can’t even look at you#he has to leave the house and go on a walk to calm down#I HATE THEMMM THEYRE SO FUNNY#ari noises ✩
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“whats your hogwarts house” “who’s your godly parent” WRONG! on a scale of gojo, koro-sensei, and dazai who are you a student of
#gojo satoru#koro sensei#dazai osamu#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#assasination classroom#bsd#bungo stray dogs#my little fucked up silly mentors<33
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Dam I wish Gojo would ride me like he did Jogo's arm :(
#silly thoughts#jjk#sub gojo satoru#gojo satoru#seme male reader#im actually going feral wtf#I can be your suguru:(#I need his fucking flat ass to sit on my face
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back for another jjk yap sess, this time abt geto LOL...
im honestly a little surprised i never noticed this before but the way that geto (who thought that his best friend was killed and saw a girl he was essentially willing to uproot his life for get murdered right in front of him) tries SOO hard to stay calm while toji's talking and then the MOMENT he brings satoru up again and trivializes riko's death, suguru loses it. i'm thinking suguru let him talk in the first place despite the risk of letting toji reveal his pact (and wanting to kill him Very Bad) cuz he figured it would be better to understand toji's deal since he beat satoru, something that suguru trusted would not happen
but then he starts referring to satoru strictly as "the six eyes", and i think that suguru, one of the few people that saw satoru as a person beyond his cursed technique or his family name could not help but get super pissed abt toji's dehumanization of satoru (and riko too, who he only refers to as the star plasma vessel). i just thought that it was very interesting....... suguru cared so much and it makes me CRAZY AS FUCK.
like, to begin with i think its sooo so interesting that suguru made it a point to be considerate of all the human parts of satoru despite the fact that im sure most other people assume he doesn't need to be worried about. i'll never stop thinking about suguru asking if he needs a break since he's overusing his technique, telling him he worked hard after getting back to the school, trying to rush to his side after he's been stabbed and being conflicted when satoru tells him to leave with riko and kuroi... he didn't just assume satoru could handle all that shit on his own cuz even if he could have he shouldn't have to.
also related omg im almost done i promise but!! the scene where suguru gets to the star religious group and sees satoru again for the first time...
the way that he can't even believe his eyes, probably in part because he's acting way different but also because he thought he FUCKING DIED. and he had to drag himself out of the tomb of the stars and probably went to look for gojo's body before even going to shoko. and then he had to tell her he couldn't even find his body man WHAT THE FUCK!!! i think maybe saw a twitter post about this part in particular but he might have thought toji took riko's body and satoru's, so the thought that he went all the way there thinking he'd have to see two dead bodies of people he cared about... ugh. suguru geto i love you
#if this makes no sense at all that's fine i wrote it like i was possessed#i need jjk mutuals to talk to or something cuz i dont wanna annoy my friends with every silly thought in my head LOOL#ive been having a rlly hard time getting into drawing lately so i gotta get the worms out somehow#i plan on posting a fic actually at the end of the month but it'll probably be late LMAO#also i tried so hard to keep my deranged stsg headcanons out of this......... i dont think it really worked#anyway if anything in here is wrong or a reach uhhh just ignore it i tried my best LOL#i love riko so fucking much by the way its insane. i would draw her if i had the energy but since i dont maybe ill just ramble about her#geto suguru#gojo satoru#riko amanai#toji fushiguro#shoko ieiri#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk rambles#as a treat....#satosugu#sugusato#stsg#doodootalks
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I'm so proud of this
#gojo satoru#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#jujutsu gojo#satoru gojo#gojo#chibi gojo#so silly#art#whiteboard#my art#artists on tumblr#underrated artists#gojo art#fanart#jjk fanart#anime#weebs#weebshit#fucking weebs#yes#yay#so proud#my artwork#help#yippee
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Satoru & Suguru
Satogoose & Goosuru 🪿🪿
#Just a couple of silly gooses#They’re kinda cute?#Geto’s bangs should have been on the other side of the beak I fucking suck#Mine#Doodle#Sketchbook#JJK#Jujutsu Kaisen#Satoru Gojo#Geto Suguru#Silly goose#Art
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Thoughts on last nights leaks?
Absolutely not trusting that Gojo is really back lmfao Gege is evil and atp I dont believe anything that goes on unless its explicitly confirmed.
Buuuuuut also GOJO COMBACKKKKK
#gege if ur fucking lying#ill catch you#on another note: todo is so fucking silly i love that guy#yuji absolutely fucked it uppp#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#gojo satoru#gojo#itadori yuji#jjk spoilers#jjk leaks#jjk 260#sukuna ryomen
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GUYS GUYS. HERES A LIL BIT OF PROGRESS FOR YALL FOR THE FIC U GUSY PICKED.
#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#geto suguru#gojo satoru#suguru geto#gojo x geto#jjk ship#jjk gojo#satoru gojo#smut#jjk smut#gego smut#goge smut#fanfic smut#my writing#they are so silly#they have def fucked#im going insane#progress#teasers
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i have this other idea that just lives inside my head but it's soooo silly i can't like imagine gojo goes on love island lmao and everybody ofc expects him to be a a full on fuckboy right? but then on the FIRST DAY like the first ever time all of the contestans meet each other he meets the reader and he's just gone he knows you're the one for him and i mean it could go either way - the reader not being that into him and him just trying to prove himself OR they both just instantly feel the connection i can see them both not being able to look away from each other with kind of shy smiles while someone is reading out the task or some shit lmao
#♡˳·˖ mtalks#I HEADCANON HIM AS THE BIGGGGGEST SIMP OK LEAVE ME BE#i know this is silly bc who the fuck is gonna write a love island au#right?#right??#angel boy#gojo satoru#mickey can't stop thinking
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Gojo is definitely the type to play “lost in the fire” by the weekend while slowly strip teasing you with a goofy ass grin on his smug face lmao.
#lmao don’t ask 😂#literally just thought of this while listening to this song rofllll#he’s so fucking silly and goofy I love him lol#but his best friend is my man#gojo satoru x reader#jjk
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