#satori you troll i love you

[earth-scented]

tbh you’re not being offensive, just annoying with your point. there’s a difference between trying to prove a point with valid evidence and reasons, and just straight out stating something with nothing behind it. if you wanted to point them as scammers or con-artists, you could’ve started it in a better way than writing it out like a 12 year old on the internet: “scam and colby the CONjuring house.” after seeing that post, i immediately didn’t take you seriously. i would be more open to listen to your reasoning and argument if you would’ve of come off so fucking idiotic in the first place and that’s coming for someone (no matter how much i like/love a youtuber) is willing to be open minded about anything. if you’re going to point fingers, say we’re ignorant or blind, shrug your shoulders and state bullshit— and yes, maybe it’s not bullshit and you’re completely right—but if you want people to not call you a hater/troll/drama queen, at least come with a little bit of evidence other than just “your word”.

if you reply to this like: “i don’t care what y’all have to think. you have opinion and i have mine.” then… that’s just sad.

What exactly is the point of this whiney rant

Call me whatever you want but i certainly can't take an anonymous rant seriously 🤷🏽‍♀️ People scared of their own opinion are hilarious. But I've had a good night sleep so let me explain it once more.

As far as I'm concerned, stay blind to all the stuff that's been debunked already, it's fully your choice. Don't take in consideration the fact (not opinion) that people who dare to question this are being silenced, that Cody and Satori lie about financial gain and how their method works. They refuse anything that would actually debunk them. In the first video during the preview they're shown without socks (picture down) yet that debunking scene never made the cut of the uncut video lol. It's left out on purpose because it clearly shows how it works. SnC "overlooked" that, not by accident.

The video below shows Cody manipulating his body parts to make sounds. Anyone with a set of eyehole holes and earhole holes will notice it. It doesn't show clearly in the clip downstairs because it's zoomed in, but in the full uncut video Cody waves his hand in this one as a magician would to distract you while performing a trick. And if you'd observed their behavior and interaction more before jumping to defend it, you'd notice they're using performative tricks like that all the time.

So none of the evidence is just my word, and it's enough for me to give them side eye instead of participating in this "the next Ed and Lorraine" obsession, on this huge platform of 10 million people they've now been given. By Scam and Colby yes, who are willingly promoting this and being dishonest on a very large scale for money. And if you think that's okay and acceptable then I am not the problem, I can assure you.

The burden of proof lies on them, and they're unwilling to take it. They have grandiose, extraordinary claims and that requires grandiose, extraordinary proof to support it. You can't just expect people to believe their word, unless you're extremely naive and gullible.

I want this to be true as well because it would honestly be amazing, but sadly the facts don't give a shit about my wishes, or yours.

[brainwashingdetective]

CUE! Translation: Rie/Satori [Demon Seiyuu Combo] Link Story

AKA why you should be careful with what you take from the fridge.

Rie: Ooh, this looks tasty...

*Satori enters*

Satori: Oh? What are you holding Rie?

Rie: Ah… It’s tomato juice I found in the fridge. I was thinking of drinking it...

Satori: I don’t think you should drink that.

Rie: Why shouldn’t I drink it?

Satori: I think you’ll find out if you take a closer look.

Rie: Huh? A closer look…?

Ooh…. It expired four days ago. Hahaha! I am not concerned about such a thing!

Satori: That won’t stop you from drinking it?

Rie: It only expired about 4 days ago, can I call myself a demon if I let that stop me? ...Bon appetit!

*glug glug glug*

Rie: Woah! W-what is this...? It’s not tomato juice!

Satori: That’s right. It seems someone changed the contents of the bottle.

Rie: Who changed it?

Satori: Kirika-sensei.

Rie: Kirika-sensei?! This was her doing?!

Satori: I believe it’s her special smoothie. She’s picky with the ingredients.

Rie: If you knew, then why didn’t you tell me?!

Satori: Didn’t I try stopping you twice now?

Rie: But the way you said it…

Satori: I think it’d be good if you apologize to Kirika-sensei tomorrow. See you.

*Satori exits*

Rie: Satori, you jerk… You were enjoying yourself… You demon!

[welkinsky]

HEY!! Sorry my bad english, im brazillian. could you do it like, like they get secret love letters? please!

they: tsukki, nishinoya, kyotani and tendou plz

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Characters: Tsukishima,  Nishinoya, Kyōtani and Tendō

Tsukishima Kei X Reader

He ignored the first one. Straight up left it on the desk. *in front of others*

Went back and got it later once everyone left. At first, he has convinced himself that he was just going to read it for fun, as a joke, but deep down he wanted to know who it was and what they have written.

He was restless during the entire practice because he wanted to go back home and read it.

Once he has was home he didn't even change and got to reading.

As he opened it, the first thing that he searched for, is the name but since it was a secret letter he didn't find it.

But as he read it, he smiled like a goofball thinking that someone is out there who likes his snarky comments!

As he got more he started smiling a bit more and he kept them around him all the time. This one time Hinata almost found them in Tsukki's bag. Poor shorty is still confused to this day, what he did wrong with trying to shift Tsukki's bag to the shelf instead of the floor.

But this one time he caught you by accident and you went all red. He definitely noticed that and said, "Wanna go get some milkshakes?" No comments? At All? You were surprised by that and to your surprise, he was really nice to you. Because you gave him many opportunities to troll you but he just cute smiled and a pat on top of your head.

Nishinoya Yū

This boy at first thought it was a prank or something and cracked a joke to his friends "It can't be none of you, look at the handwriting, you all can only wish to be this good at it."'

This was his way of making sure that they don't take it seriously. But he on the other hand is determined to find out the person behind it.

Because this is way too cute okay? He now needs to MARRY the person behind these letters.

With every new one, he got it was like a trap for you. But this one time you fell for it and he found out that it was you.

"Why didn't you tell everything to me directly?" he said leaning to the door frame of the class as you were dropping another letter on his desk. You got tomato red! "Well, I loved the chase anyway. Now you really wanna go to that cafe you mentioned in one of these?" he said as he walked closer to you.

As you nodded yes, this guy sighed as if the weight of the world was lifted off him! This idiot was still not sure if you'll go out with him or not.

Kentarō Kyōtani X Reader

When he saw the first one, he was about to throw it was thinking that it is just another piece of paper, no cap.

But then he opened it to make sure again and once he read it, his head shot up with a jerk as if he'll find the person looking back at him.

He looked around frantically to see if anyone was watching or not but no one was so he gave it a thought first and then kept it in his bag and left the classroom. You saw everything through the window reflection.

What bothered you was that his facial expression never changed, they did when he shot his head up but to your disliking, it was more of an angry one.

But you thought of trying one more time but this time you got caught because he was on high alert ever since.

"Why," he said looking at you with the same angry expressions, and honestly your soul left your body for a second but you didn't show it, "because I like you" you replied trying to look confident. "Exactly, why?" he replied back without changing his expression.

"What do you mean why?" you said a bit annoyed. There was a silence as he literally just watched you *as he internally screamed*

"Meet me after school, let's get some ice cream." his angry face turned into a smirk and honestly it gave you butterflies seeing him smiling.

He dropped you back to your class with a few small talks with people staring at both of you all the while.

Satori Tendō X Reader

As he read the letter, again and again, just to make sure that he is getting it right, his eyes shot up and he looked around for anyone looking but he caught you looking. He didn't ask you anything, just walked past you real closely signaling you that he knows.

You were confused "should you send more or not." but then you stopped thinking he didn't respond so he is not interested.

But one day you were sitting and soaking in the sun at lunch break when he popped out of nowhere and said, "Aren't you going to send me more of them?"

Was he waiting all the while? You got nervous and didn't know what to say "Or we can sit and talk if that's okay with you," he said sitting right next to you on the bench anyways.

You smile on the outside but on the inside? You were having a dance session with butterflies in your stomach.

You two had such a great conversation that none of you wanted to leave after lunch was over so he planned to walk you home that day and he kinda lives in the opposite direction.

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I LOVED writing for Haikyuu so much! I love the boys to the moon and back :’)

If any of you have any more Hailyuu asks go ahead. I’m too motivated to write for them right now :D Now that the A-Z Headcanon event is over I’d love to get asks.

Thanks For Reading and for the ask!

If you liked it you can check out the masterlist too!

[myth-lord]

Could you explain which monster from Mythika is closest to each original monster from Dungeons and Dragons?

Oh, I'll try.

Most of the D&D monsters had their own creature one way or another in my project, but I cut most of them.

Behir = Beithir, but I don't use it anymore.

Bulette = There are some South American creatures resembling armadillo-humanoids that could fit this role I guess, but I don't use them, my Buggane is a digging big monster.

Gibbering Mouther = I think the Butatsch comes closest.

Beholder = I know not many like it, but I use Issitoq, Aghash, Guarana and Aten for this role, Aten being a holy Beholder of light, Aghash being the traditional evil beholder and Issitoq being more of a single eyeball that spots sinners, Guarana is like a plant beholder.

Cloaker = Rumptifusel and Cuero are pretty much aquatic and furry versions of this awesome D&D creature.

Red Dragon = Gaasyendietha

White Dragon = Asdeev

Black Dragon = Zirnitra

Green Dragon = I don't use anything that looks like it because I already have green Wyverns.

Blue Dragon = A strange version of Hala/Ala could work, but I don't use Hala that way, they are wind demons in Mythika.

Gold Dragon = Fafnir and Pixiu, fafnir being an EVIL gold dragon in Mythika and Pixiu being the good one.

Naga = The D&D naga come back in the demonic Ajatar in Mythika, but I don't use naga's.

Marilith = I love the Marilith, but I don't use anything like her in Mythika, closest come the female Gegenees I use, but they don't have the serpent lower-body.

Balor = My Fulad-Zereh comes close to this awesome demon.

Hamatula = I love this creatures appearance, and kinda use it for my Nadubi, which are humanoid chupacabra in Mythika.

Destrachan = While looking nothing like it, the Bukavac has the same sound-based abilities and powers in Mythika.

Remorhaz = Kugdlughiak is just this.

Aboleth = This mutant catfish, well, Lilyi and Namazu kinda have it's appearance, while it's mutant slime comes back in Muirdris, Huallepen and Amhuluk.

Mind Flayer, Grell and Intellect Devourer = My Ewah (very different in real mythology) is a madness creature, born from a sick, corrupted mind, it looks kinda like the D&D Grell, but is born from a human brain much like the Intellect Devourer, the Iku-Turso in Mythika kinda looks like an Aquatic Mind Flayer, but the Mind Flayers psychic abilities come back in Fear Liath, Satori, and the need to feed on brains and tentacles come back into my version of the Nandi Bear (Kerit). Then there is the Egregore which is also a walking psychic brain creature in Mythika.

Abyssal Maw = Taotie and Gulon, maybe Khodumodumo.

Purple Worm = Well I have the Skolex (indus worm), Death Worm (olgoi-Khorkhoi) and the Minhocao which comes most close to the Purple Worms size and looks.

Oozes = A Bao A Qu, Globster and Morko are oozes in Mythika. Nurikabe is a Flesh Ooze in Mythika.

Gorgon (the bull) = Khalkotauroi.

Shambling Mound = I used Jidra for this, but since Abookofcreatures made that into another creature I just use the aquatic version of the Shambling Mound now, called Berberoka.

Orc = I don't use orcs themselves as they aren't from any Myth, but they are kinda close in behavior with my human Berserkers, which were born for war.

Owlbear = I have the mole-bear called Buggane lol.

Rust Monster = I don't have a rust monster, but the Bulgasari (a iron-eater from Korean myths) eats rust in Mythika.

Carrion Crawler = Rompo look very VERY different, but are also corpse eaters, same with Psoglav and Gaki. In appearance, I don't have maggots, but I do have caterpillars called Awd Goggie which look a bit like this.

Displacer Beast = I'm not a fan of Lovecraft or anything like that, don't have tentacle pussies, but Mngwa and Pard come pretty close to this, Mngwa has the same abilities of displacements.

Giants = Don't care for Hill Giants, I have two headed stone trolls (porotai), but don't have stone giants, Hrimpursar are Frost Giants, Cacus is a Fire Giant and don't really care for Cloud and Storm giants.

Golems = I have one creature called just Golem, which can change depending on what it touches, if it touches iron it changes into an iron golem and when it touches diamond it turns into a diamond golem. Invunche is my Flesh Golem, Terra-Cotta is my Clay Golem, Celedon is my Gold Golem Angel. Never cared for Stone Golems, but the golem touching stone will become a stone golem anyway.

Aurumvorax = I love this creature, but Gold-Digging Ants, Ramidreju and Alicanto have the same abilities.

Vargouille = Say hello to Chon-Chon.

Treants = Inulpamahuida comes closest, though they are evil. Zuttib

Drider = I don't use spider-centaurs in my project, but Jorogumo comes closest.

Duergar and Drow = Not a fan of dwarves and elves anymore, I don't use anything that looks like them.

Belker = Enenra, duh.

Mimic = I used the Baldanders for this role, but now my Gardinel (a giant house/hut creature) is much like the mimic.

Myconid = Well, Nuno, Kayeri and Radande are all humanoid toadstools/mushrooms/fungus in mythika.

Peryton = While this isn't a real myth creature, my Valravn has the same abilities and lust for hearts.

Lizardman ect = Intulo

Crawling Claw = Itqiirpak is a very big version and the Oniate is a mummified version.

Nightmare = Each Tened is all this and does it all better.

Lich and Dracolich = Kholkikos is my undead dragon, Tupilaq are bone creatures that can turn into anything using bones, also dragons, and the lich is pretty much coming back in both Djieien (lich spider) and Koschei the Deathless, which is an unique boss in Mythika.

Dragon Turtle = Longgui, but it is actually the same creature.

Flail Snail = Lou Carcolh, for most part.

Obliviax or Memory Moss = Mbielu-Mbielu comes pretty close, though it prefers giant dinosaur-like creatures instead of humanoids.

Ankheg = Burrowing bugs, maybe Myrmecoleon which is a giant Antlion in mythika. Nidhogg is a burrowing dragon, which behaves much like Ankheg.

Bullywug = Vodyanoi, Cmuch, Bolotnik ect are all frog-humanoids.

There are much more, but if you have another D&D creature I left out of this list in your head, just ask me.

Others like Medusa, Minotaur, Harpy, Manticore, Chimera, Hydra, Imp and all others from REAL mythology are in but they are pretty much the same in many cases.

[b1mbodoll]

hello- im 4'9" and i was wondering if you could write for either tendou/yamaguchi/ushijima having a small s/o

omg babie!!! ur one inch shorter than me 🥺🥺 so cute . ANYWAY i chose satori bc i love him sm n him w a short s/o ... im Sad he’d be so soff for U

- tendou absolutely adores your height, thinks its perfect for giving forehead kisses nd loves when u get on ur tippy toes to kiss him

- his favorite thing to do is pick you up n hold u against the wall with ur legs wrapped around his waist so he can kiss u

- however, he also loves when u straddle him while ur making out cus he loves seeing your pretty lips swollen n slick w spit <3

- he teases u about your height but its sweet n playful

- he used to be a lil meaner about it but he learned his lesson

- one day you were getting lunch with satori and the old shiratorizawa team, sitting between him and reon, playing with his hands

- “y/n is perfect, they’re short and pretty and so kind, they’re like a little fairy. how’d you get so lucky, satori?” joked semi, sending a soft smile your way when you thanked him

- “hah! a fairy? yeah right semisemi, they’re more like a little troll especially with how clingy they are,” he laughed, not noticing how you’d stopped pulled your hands away and placed them in your lap

- you excused yourself soon after, saying your friend called needing your help with something and said goodbye to the team not making eye contact with your boyfriend

- tendou was shocked at your sudden departure, especially because you always gave him a goodbye kiss

- “wasn’t y/n acting weird just now? did i do something??” questioned tendou, genuinely confused as to why you were behaving differently

- “you upset them with the remark about their height, tendou, it’s quite obvious really,” commented ushijima, continuing to eat his food

- “yeah dummy, why would you call them a troll? no wonder they left,” scolded shirabu, smacking tendou’s head

- “what? oh god, i gotta go talk to them,” he said, grabbing his things and texting you to ask where you were

- when you didn’t reply he felt even worse, mentally scolding himself for being so mean to you

- he went to your house first, entering through your bedroom window when he noticed your small frame cuddled into your blankets

- “baby?” he called out softly, not wanting to upset you further

- at your lack of reply he slid into your bed, pulling you into his arms and kissing your head

- “i’m sorry baby that was so rude of me, i shouldn’t have said that. semi was right you’re my little fairy and i didn’t mean to upset you, please forgive me”

- you turned to face satori, pouting

- “ ‘s okay tori..jus’ didn’t expect you to say that...and ‘m sorry for being so clingy,” you whispered, eyes glossy as your bottom lip trembled

- his heart broke seeing you so sad, petting your hair as you cried into his shirt

- “no baby dont apologize, i didnt mean any of that. i’m so lucky to have you and i love everything about you, you’re not clingy at all! i’m sorry for making you think that”

- you looked up at him, “i love you too tori, ‘m sorry for crying...i accept your apology”

- he smiled softly, thumbs wiping your wet cheeks as he leant down to kiss you

- yeah, after that he layed off with the teasing

- although he still rests his arms on your head

- and sometimes takes your phone so he can watch you struggle to take it back, even making you give him a kiss before giving it back

- tendou is very protective of you, he’ll glare at anyone that makes a comment about your height no matter who it is

- once a boy in your class stole your notebook during lunch and was laughing at how you were jumping to try to get it back

- tendou heard about this and left his lunch with ushijima, heading to your class

- when he saw the boy that took your notebook and you close to tears he wasted no time ripping your notebook from his hands and glaring down at the shorter boy, anger evident on his face

- the boy was scared, he wasnt expecting your strong, tall volleyball player boyfriend to be so intimdating

- he bowed, apolozing quickly before running out of the classroom

- tendou took your bag, holding your hand with the other as he led you to where he had been sitting with wakatoshi, setting your bag down and sitting you on his lap

- he’s so soft for u and only u, always checking in on u and sneaking into ur house for cuddles n makeout sessions ♡

[moonlit-mizukage]

Chapter thirteen: Whatever I’m leaving

Summary: Y/n and Tendou are deeply in love. Living on the other side of Tokyo now, the Monsters are still up to their old shit. They even opened a few businesses for Tax reasons. Even though it’s been almost three years later, Y/n still has never been able to understand how they have avoided the law several times. When Tendou’s Mother reappears in his life, Y/n is confused as Tendou claimed she is dead. Finding out Tendou is being forced to take over the family business by his Mother, she soon learns the truth behind Tendou’s reason he never gets in legal trouble is his family business. His mother is quick to decline Y/n as his future wife and tries to set up Tendou with someone she sees more fit. What will happen to Y/n and Tendou? What will happen to Tendou’s “family business”? What does this mean for the future of the Monsters? 

Tw: Swearing, violence but not graphic, blood, stalking

An: Tumblr is still trolling me cries. I will make a post when everything is fixed !! This chapter was supposed to be posted about an hour ago and I have literally been uploading it on repeat only for it to crash and not post :((

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“Well I wanted you to meet your new Fiance.” Kohaku said. Tendou began to laugh hysterically. 

“No, Y/n is my finance.” He said back. 

“She’s not good for you Tori. I just want you to see how bad she is for you.” Kohaku stated.

“If anyone is bad for me it’s you. Hell you made me take your business over.” He scoffed. 

“Don’t act like you weren’t in deep shit of your own.” She spat back. 

“Not shit that can kill my Fiance.” He said back. 

“If you want to believe that go ahead. I helped you out and that's it.” Kohaku said. 

“Whatever. I’m leaving.” 

“Why are you leaving your own house?” 

“I’m changing the fucking locks and this is mine and my friends house only.” He said as he left the room. 

Back at their current house… 

Y/n brought Terushima downstairs as they caught Matsukawa as he was heading out. 

“I’m off to meet someone at the docks. Kyotani is already outside waiting for me.” 

“Alright good luck man.” Terushima said as he slapped him on the back. 

The two stopped in the kitchen too and seemed like they were making food. The two saw Hanamaki carrying a bag as he slowly left the house, hoping no one would see him. 

“He didn't even notice us here.” Terushima said. Y/n shrugged as she told him to follow as she walked down to the guest room. 

“Kenma, I brought him.” She said as she walked into the room.

“Did you check the piece of paper?” Suna asked her. 

“No not yet.” She said back. 

“You may want to see it.” Shirabu said as Terushima was reading over the messages with Hanamaki. 

Y/n looked over to Shirabu and then to Suna before she pulled open the paper. Koshi Sugawara, it read. 

“Isn’t this the guy who was supposed to take me on a date in highschool?” She asked Shirabu. Terushima’s head poked up. 

“Fuck it is him. He went to our school as well.” Terushima added. 

“I thought you two texted?” Shirabu asked. 

“We did till the date then he blocked me afterwards. I assumed it was because of the date anyways so I didn’t really care all that much.” Y/n told them. 

“So now what do we do with this information?” Suna asked,  directed at Terushima. 

“Well since Kohaku is being a demon I think we just keep this between us for now. We do some more research or maybe scout missions to see what he's doing and what not. Just try and keep tabs on him the best we can as of now. I don’t want Tendou to lose his top and kill him before we get answers.” Terushima said. 

“He has a good point. Satori would kill him on spot with no questions asked.” Y/n said. 

“Okay then it’s settled.” As they all fist bumped they heard the loud slam of the front door. The five stood up as they went to go see what was happening. 

“Satori?” Y/n spoke up. He turned on his heels and looked over to her. “What happened?” 

“That fucking bitch shows up with a whole fucking other women and tells ME that this fucking random bitch is my fiance!” Tendou screamed. 

“Holy shit what the fuck.” Terushima said. 

“She had the nerve to tell me that Y/n is bad for me. Like fucking where you dumb bitch.” He said as he slammed his fist into the wall. 

Y/n walked up to him slowly and wrapped her arms around him. 

“Hey, it’s okay Satori. Let’s go take a bath together.” She whispered into his chest.

 Meanwhile... 

Down at the docks, Matsukawa and Kyotani were sneakily following a shipment crate on foot. The two were on a private job they had started as a side business as hitmen for hire. It just so happened this day they got some people they wanted to happily take out one by one. 

“Look.” Matsukawa pointed at the crate as it was finally placed. A few men came out from the car that was following it along. They unlocked the crate as they opened it up walking inside. “Are you sure that’s the right one?” Matsukawa asked. 

“Fuck yeah it is. I checked the tracking number.” 

“Is anyone you can see still in the car?” Matsukawa asked him. 

“Let’s move closer and check.” 

The two snuck closer to a better view of the car. They peaked and no one was there. 

“Come on.” Kyotani flagged him down to follow as he creeped up to the crate. He peeked inside and saw only the two men they had originally. “Time to play your favorite sport.” Kyotani said as Matsukawa raised his bat with a demonic smile on his face. 

The two ripped the doors back open and stood in the entrance way. 

“Sup fuckers?” Matsukawa asked. The two men turned around as Matsukawa and Kyotani were standing resting the bat and crowbar on their shoulders. 

“What the hell do you want?” The one asked. 

“A better question is why the fuck are you on our turf?” Kyotani spat. 

“North side will run this fucking place soon assholes.” 

“The only thing you run is your mouths.” Matsukawa said with a laugh. 

The two guys reached into their jackets and went to pull out their guns. Before they could fully pull them out both were being struck by the Monsters weapons. Matsukawa and Kyotani were going absolutely insane with their swings. Bones breaking, screams and crying were all heard from the men. 

After the two were sure they were dead, they started to raid the crate. 

“Look at this dude.” Matsukawa called out. Inside the box in front of him was a load of guns. 

“Gun running. Nice.” Kyotani said. 

“I’ll go get the car. Stay alert.” Matsukawa said as he walked out. 

When Matsukawa came back he noticed a shadow moving around in the distance. 

“Mad look.” He nodded towards the shadow. Kyotani looked out and noticed it must have been someone following them. “Should we shoot them?” 

“These guys got a silencer on theirs. Let’s fucking kill this prick.” Kyotani said. 

Over in the shadows hiding was someone they knew all too well 

Hanamaki

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[starlightkun]

Hi! I’m reading your ayakashi series and just wanted to know where I can learn more about this? I really don’t know anything and would like to read about it so I understand more lol also it’s really good I love your writing 🥺

more abt my universe or the game it's based on or the original stories of ayakashi?? bc uh i dont have anything out there establishing the universe other than the fics itself, but the otome game its inspired by is free (ayakashi: romance reborn)!! it's very well written, i quite like it. with every route that i write as i get more confident in establishing my own universe, it gets less and less similar to that one, but it's a lot closer to my lore than the original ayakashi stories, although i did incorporate some elements of the original stories as well

you can find a lot of the original stories abt these creatures around the internet, although they may be called yokai nstead of ayakashi (yokai is the more general name for them, some people make the distinction that ayakashi is a particular group of yokai) yokai.com comes to mind, i spent hours on there trying to find actual names for some of the ayakashi bc the game lists some very vaguely (oji, the character that johnny is based on is just called "100 eyed demon" and i trolled through yokai.com and found a 100 eyed creature called the domeki, hence johnny is referred to as a domeki in my writing rather than just "100 eyed demon")

some of the more known/the more popular/with the most lore about them will have their own wikipedia entries! yokai and ayakashi both have their own wikipedia entries, and particular yokai have their own as well; kitsune has it's own wikipedia entry and that's how i was able to read about zenkos and have yuta be a zenko (good kitsune). nekomata and satori have their own as well, and im sure you can end up going down a very interesting rabbit hole on there as well

[meganshinsou-tm]

22 Questions Game:

I was tagged by @camy-pok, this looks fun so let’s get it! ^-^

XXX

Rules: Answer the questions then tag people

1 - Name: Megan

2 - Nickname: Meg, Meggy

3 - Star Sign: Leo

4 - Gender: Female

5 - Sexuality: Heteroflexible

6 - Favorite Colour: Emerald green, royal blue and pastels.

7 - Time Right Now: 2:07 AM

8 - Average Hours of Sleep: Oof - uh depends, sometimes 4 sometimes 8.

9 - The Last Thing I Googled: Euphoria by BTS lyrics

10 - Number of Blankets: A shit ton? I sleep with two though.

11 - Favorite Fictional Character: Oh good god uh - Hitoshi Shinsou, Gintoki Sakata, Saeyoung Choi, Shouto Todoroki, Katsuki Bakugou, Eren Jaeger, Ken Kaneki, Shuu Tsukiyama, Nishio, Hide, Reigen Arataka, Joseph Oda,Makoto Tachibana, Sousuke Yamazaki, Shoya Hinata, Tobia Kageyama, Tendou Satori, Suguru Daisho, Yuji Terushima ... I could go on and on.

12 -  What are you wearing right now: My Hero Academia shirt and Hello Kitty night shorts.

13 - Favorite Book: The Mortal Instruments Series and Hush, Hush Series

14 - Favourite Musician: BTS, EXO, Monsta X, NCT - 127, VIXX, Avenged Sevenfold, Ghost, Slipknot, Bring Me the Horizon, Highly Suspect, Lady Gaga, Run the Jewels, I uh - also love me some George Strait... /-\

15 - Dream Job: Good god I don’t even know, I’ve gone to school for nearly everything now. I’m only 23. I just want a job I love and am happy doing.

16 - Number of followers: On here - 1,828 (holy shit I’m close to 2k!)

17 - When did you create your account: Uhh August of 2018.

18 - What do you post about: I post all my writing here. I also post just random shit about myself, my collections. Reblog a lot of k-pop and other misc. anime fandoms, mainly Gintama, AOT, BNHA, and Tokyo Ghoul. Whatever I want really.

19 - What made you get an account: To have another platform to post my content on and become popular enough to do requests because they seemed super fun! 

20 - When did your blog reach its peak: Uh I don’t even know. I don’t really keep up with that, or follower count really. I truly just post my content to share it with the world and because it makes me happy, the fact that people actually enjoy it and become fans of it and follow it, it’s just an added bonus really.

21 - Do you get asks on a daily basis: Definitely not, it’s very random and sporadic. My ask box will be empty for days and then a get one or two random things, and then on some days I’m constantly getting shit one after the other for a few hours before it dies down again. I never know really but I love and appreciate all the asks I get, no matter what they are. Unless they’re punk ass trolling anons. 

22 - Why did you choose your url: Because I started out with mainly BNHA content and ‘american’ mc’s for my content, so I just meshed the two together really. I wish I would’ve came up with something better though. Now that a lot of people refer to me as Megan Shinsou or Shinsette, I sometimes want to change to that but I don’t want to throw people off/ /-\

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I tag @sunburstpython @mexi-doodler @makarovs-brat @the-winter-kookie and Kay but I can never tag your blog 😂💕

[haikyuu-imagines-and-others]

Sugawara, Akaashi, and Oikawa scenarios with their s/o putting eye liner (ANGST points if the S/o gets insecure on how pretty they are compared to them and why did they deserve him in the first place)

Okay… So I don’t know if you meant YOU were putting on the eyeliner… or if you meant you were putting the eyeliner on THEM? Soooooooo I’m doing the latter where they allowed you to give them a makeover…. Because they love you… and now you get to see them in light makeup…. And it’s gonna make you cry over how gorgeous they are… Thanks for requesting! - Admin Satori

Sugawara Koushi:

“Don’t move your eyelids too much, Koushi. You’re going to get a crooked line.” You huffed, frowning down at your boyfriend as you straddled his lap on the floor of his room. His hands squeezed your thighs and a sweet smile adorned his face.

“Sorry, _____… I’m not as experienced as you are with applying makeup.” Suga chuckled, and your heart melted as the angelic sound of it. How had you gotten so lucky to get this angel to love you? Love you enough to let you put makeup on him for absolutely no reason. “Almost done?” He raised an eyebrow at you, and the motion made you quickly pull your hand back from his eyelid so the line didn’t get messed up.

Sighing loudly, you moved your other hand from the back of his head to instead cup his face, “Koushi, don’t move your face.” You smiled, laughing when he raised both eyebrows at you and peeked from between his lids. His hands stroked up and down your thighs comfortably and you raised an eyebrow down at him, “Koushi, we can have some fun after I’ve finished.” You pinched his cheek, making him close his eyes tightly with a sour pucker to his lips.

HIs light, playful whine made you giggle before stroking his cheek gently as an apology, “Okay, Okay… You promised, so I’ll sit still now.” He leaned into your hand, letting his eyes relax when he felt your other hand come closer to his face.

Putting makeup on your boyfriend hadn’t really been something you’d thought to do. But while you’d been over today, you’d remembered your makeup bag was in your backpack, and when you’d gone to look through it, Suga had followed not to far behind. You’d initially wanted to take stock of your makeup, needing to order more of your favorite mascara and highlight, but when Suga’s fingers delved into the bag and pulled out other items, the idea popped into the forefront of your mind. How could you pass up such an amazing opportunity??

Finally, with a flick of your wrist, a calculated one, you pulled away from him, leaning back to sit on his lap still and putting the eyeliner stick away. While still in silence, you stared at your boyfriend with wide eyes - how beautiful was this boy? What kind of genes had he been blessed with? You reached up and ran your fingers through his hair softly, pushing it back and slightly out of his face before his eyes slowly opened and met yours. You didn’t meet his eyes just yet, instead using your extra hair bands to lightly tug his excess hair into a pair of silver pigtails just behind his ears.

Suga felt a slight blush come to his face, starting at you intently, watching your tongue peek out between your lips as you had focused your attention on putting his hair in order. Then you sat back, your bottom resting just above his knees, and he lightly squeezed your thighs, waiting for your response to his new style. Your expression was blank for a long while, and he worried something was wrong, but then your eyebrows furrowed and your tense lips turned into a envious pout. “What’s wrong, _____? Did one of the lines get messed up?” He asked, thinking you were upset over his clumsiness - maybe he’d opened his eyes too quickly and the liquid liner was now ruined? Maybe he had flinched a bit too much when you first started and now the whole set looked wrong? He reached a hand from your thigh up to his face, resting it on his cheek when he became unsure if he should touch your handiwork or not.

The simple image of Suga staring at you, his hand brought up to his cheek, his fingertips resting so delicately under and beside his eye, his beauty mark teasing its appearance between the gap of his fingers, his eyes ‘popping’ from the eyeliner…. It was an image of envy… How could someone be so pretty? So unintentionally beautiful? How was this fair in any world? Were you seriously jealous of your boyfriend right now?

Yes. The answer was yes, you were feeling jealously course through your veins at how goddamn pretty he was. You were supposed to be the pretty one. He’s a boy, he’s supposed to look like a boy at all times. You crossed your arms over your chest and focused your attention on his bedroom window, seeing the rain droplets streaking down the glass. There wasn’t an easy way to answer his question. He was concerned for you, and here you were pouting about his looks. The ridiculousness of the situation made your pout soften into a wobbly frown, your lower lip quivering.

Suga felt panic spike his nerves and his hands surged forward to pull you close, one hand cupping your head and letting it rest just below his collarbone, letting his chin lay on your head. His other hand rubbed your back soothingly, “What’s wrong, _____? Is everything alright? Tell me. Please.” His soft voice whispered, and you felt a few tears slip past your guard, making you feel even more ridiculous.

“You…. You’re just so….”

Frowning, Suga pulled his head away from resting on your head to try to get a good look at your expression, “Me?… I… I didn’t mean to make you cry, _____. I didn’t even realize I’d done something to upset you.” His expression pained your heart, because you knew he’d done absolutely nothing wrong. He’d just sat there and let you do his eyeliner and now you were crying because of him?

You sniffled and shook your head, “You’re just too damn pretty, Koushi.” You finally let out a quiet sob, moving in his arms so you were able to wrap your arms around his neck and press your face to his shoulder. At your confession, he’d froze under you, and you felt your cheeks heat in your embarrassment. “And it’s so stupid for me to be upset and mad, but I’m not actually mad at you….. Just your too damn pretty genes…. How come you get to look like a literal angel no matter what, even in your god awful ‘shrimp’ tshirt, and yet when I even have makeup on I still look like a dirty troll?” You felt yourself whining like a spoiled brat, and the tendrils of shame yanked on your heart, pulling it into your stomach.

It was silent for a few minutes, and you knew you’d just ruined a perfectly good cuddle day with your boyfriend. You felt uncomfortable now, the embarrassment, the shame telling you you weren’t welcomed in his arms anymore. But just as you were about to leave the warmth of his embrace, you felt him before you heard him; His soft, tinkling laughter.

“You’re mad at me because of my genes?” He teased, and you felt your cheeks flush with heat at his crude summarization of your turmoil. He turned his head to be able to see you a little better, but you weren’t having it as you hid your face in his shoulder. “To be completely honest with you, ______,” He started off, his voice a quiet whisper, “I…. Really…. Don’t like how much of a girl I look like…. I’m not self-conscious about it… But it’s very annoying to be called Miss when I’m out and about.” The bluntness of his confession made you smile a bit, remembering when he’d forgotten his gym bag at the bus station while leaving and a man ran up to him yelling ‘miss you forgot your bag’. You remembered giggling and teasing him about it the whole way home. “But you…. _____… You’re absolutely gorgeous… People are looking at you, _____. Not me…. Never me…. Only me when you’re not around.” He chuckled, “But when you’re near, all eyes are on you, and I constantly feel like I have to make a allowance perimeter around you otherwise you’d get hit on every second.” His arms squeezed you close, and you turned your head to be able to glance up at the side of his face.

You frowned a bit, feeling bad for pointing out his looks if he didn’t much like them, “K-Koushi?” You called quietly, feeling your heart spring back into your chest from your stomach at the way his warm brown eyes met you immediately, “Y….. You don’t really not like how you look… Do you?” You whispered, your furrowed eyebrows showing your worry, your concern, your disagreement with his dislike.

Suga felt his cheeks heat a bit in a blush, but he didn’t look away, “… Sometimes….” He admitted, and watched you intensely as you pulled away from his chest and cupped his face in your hands, leaning into your touch with a soft smile, “Not when you’re around though…. Looks are fleeting…. And I’d much rather pay attention to yours anyway.” He gave you a larger smile, and you rolled your eyes.

“Koushi, we’re going to do some self love practices everyday with each other.” You nodded, ignoring the way he forced himself not to laugh - you knew what you’d said, and you’d stick to it, dammit. “I’ll be damned if you come to hate your looks, no sir! We’ll both work on loving ourselves a little more each day, and before you know it - You’ll be wearing my clothes and I’ll be wearing yours and we’ll be fine with exactly how we look!” Your smile showed your determination, and Koushi felt the resigned smile on his face as he realized you’d gone off the deep end for quite possibly the last time. “And to start… I’m thinking of a little role reversal…” Your eyes glinted mischievously and Suga felt his heart restart in his chest as you pressed your lips against his.

“Handcuffs are in the drawer.” He whispered against your lips, feeling your body pressing against his and making him completely forget what either of you had been so self-conscious about just a few minutes ago.

Akaashi Keiji:

This was a bad idea. Not a Very Bad™ idea, but it was bad. You shouldn’t have done this. Why have you done this? You pulled your hand away from your sleeping boyfriends face, staring at your handiwork. You’d been snoozing with Akaashi all day long, he’d been feeling a little sick and you were to blame, so you two decided to hang out and relax until the illness passed. Waking up to his beautiful, peaceful, sleeping face, you’d gotten the Very Bad™ idea and decided to roll with it regardless of its moral standing. You’d just wanted to see. You’d just wanted to have the visual as a memory and not just an imagination.

So there you were. You’d just finished with your Very Bad™ idea, and now you were staring at the still beautiful, still peaceful, and still sleeping face of Akaashi. Only, his eyelids each had a sleek dark line where his eyelashes began. You screwed the container closed and stared at him in awe. You’d always known Akaashi to be a ‘more attractive than usual’ young man, and you’d known him to be very unaware of his own beauty. There weren’t many young men who were aware of their looks, and Akaashi was no different - That fact growing apparent with his practice filled nights causing deep, dark shades under his eyes. He was exhausted. Yet, there he was, still gorgeous. Made even more with the eyeliner you’d drawn him with.

The Very Bad™ idea wasn’t because Akaashi would get upset. Not at all. He didn’t mind his young niece and nephew drawing on him with markers, or when Bokuto used sharpie to draw a heart as a beauty mark to mirror Karasuno’s Sugawara, Akaashi didn’t even mind when you’d needed to find the perfect lipstick color and had run out of your own skin on your hands and arms so you’d used his as reference. And some of those had been water proof. He just didn’t mind it at all. No. The Very Bad™ idea was Very Bad™ because you’d already known the truth. You’d already known what you were going to see and it still broke your heart.

If Akaashi is the pretty one….. Did that mean you were the gruff one?

Physical looks should never be what makes someone cry. But there you were, crying quietly as you struggled to stare at your sleeping boyfriend. You’d finally found yourself unable to muffle your crying properly so you escaped to the bathroom as quietly as possible. You closed the door and slid down against it as you let your tears fall silently down your cheeks, the only sound escaping being your shaky breaths.

It wasn’t but a few minutes later that there was a soft knock at the bathroom door, and you knew exactly who it was. “______?” You’d thought he’d be groggy, sleepy, maybe a bit irritated from waking up so early to your emotional state. But his voice was its usual quiet, calm; You could feel his concern and compassion washing over you through the door. You slowly got up, washing your face in the sink and flushing the toilet for good measure, but you knew he knew something was wrong.

You opened the door and gave him a wide smile, feeling genuinely happy that he was awake and feeling good enough to walk around his own room, “Good Morning, Keiji.” You greeted, just about to step out of the bathroom so he could go in and do his morning business. You knew morning Akaashi was the cutest Akaashi - his hair in a messy bedhead to rival Nekoma’s Kuroo, his dark green eyes showing his desire to go back to sleep, maybe even a little bit of dried drool at the corner of his mouth, his clothes all wrinkled and tussled from the night of heavy sleeping. But you wouldn’t look at him directly, and he noticed it.

Akaashi walked into the bathroom with you, standing directly in your way as he looked at himself in the mirror, “You could have woken me up, ________…. That way you weren’t bored this morning.” You felt embarrassment heat your cheeks ever so slightly, and you pouted softly as you looked around him at the comfortable bedroom beyond. Akaashi turned his head this way and that, looking at himself intently with eyeliner making his eyes look even more intense. He’d never been one to care about his looks, but it seemed there was something about his looks that was making you upset. He’d figured all this out on the way to the bathroom this morning, and seeing you not even look at him convinced him of his suspicions. “Looks are fleeting, ______… They’re nothing to get upset over….” He opened the mirror door and pulled out your makeup remover that you kept at his house, pulling out one of the wipes before cleaning his eyes of the eyeliner.

Crossing your arms, you felt your pout sour, “They are when my boyfriend looks like a God and I look like a worm.”

“Worms don’t have faces.”

“You know what I mean, Keiji!” You whined, stomping your foot like a child.

Akaashi felt his lips tug into an amused smile as he turned to face you, feeling like he could breathe properly when you finally looked at him. “You don’t look like a worm…. You look like my girlfriend who is very beautiful no matter how hard she tries to look like a mess, and who I have to constantly keep an eye on in fear of having her stolen away by Bokuto-san or Konoha-san.” Akaashi reached out and pulled you into his arms, laying his cheek on the top of your head and closing his eyes; It was far too early for this kind of drama, but he’d go through it for you. “You look like someone who knows that I don’t really care for looks either way…. You look like my girlfriend who I fell in love with because of her personality and her smile and the way she says my name and the way she smells like home….” Akaashi squeezed you ever so softly in his arms and you inhaled his scent slowly, feeling your entire body relax in his warm embrace.

It was silent for a few seconds, then you were rubbing his back soothingly, “You look like my boyfriend who is still sick and needs a nap.” You smiled against his chest, feeling your heart swell when he pressed his lips to your forehead and hummed in agreement. You pulled him towards his bed and gasped when he practically launched the two of you onto his mattress, but his arms were holding you tight so you didn’t bounce off the bed and onto the floor from the weight of his landing versus yours. Akaashi could hear your huff of disbelief and he laughed quietly at your expense, “Bokuto-san would never treat me this way.” You pouted, but squeaked when you felt Akaashi turn so his arm and leg were tossed over your body, his face pressed into the crook of your neck as his other arm pulled you close to his chest.

“Maybe not…. But good luck getting to him…. I’ve been known to be a quite literal heavy sleeper.” Akaashi hummed, having no doubt in your affection and love for him. You giggled at his assuredness and stroked your fingers through his hair, feeling his body relax against you and his breathing even out slowly, “You look exactly like my future wife.” His quiet whisper reached your ears, but before you could react he had already fallen asleep, you trapped in his arms; You wouldn’t have it any other way.

Oikawa Tooru:

Usually, when you woke up in your boyfriends bed, you were cuddled in his arms, or he was at least only doing his morning bathroom routine. And most of the time you were happy at whatever state he was in - groggy, drowsy, whining, or even uncalled for confidence. All it would take was a nuzzle to his face and he’d calm back down enough for you two to fall back asleep.

Only when you woke up, your eyes peaking at what Oikawa would be presented to you today, you weren’t quite sure what you were looking at. The image didn’t connect in your brain, and you were taken off guard. Oikawa sat in front of his body length mirror, his legs crossed in front of him, his hair pulled back by an assortment of mismatch clips. He was concentrating so hard he didn’t see you wake up, nor did he hear you sit up in order to see whatever he was doing. His right eye was closed, and he had a black stick in his hand, touching the tip to the inside of his eye and easily, in one motion, lining the top of his eye in the black liquid. Oikawa opened his eye and looked at his handiwork closely, almost completely pressing his face to the mirror, but he seemed happy with it so he closed his other eye and did the same motion.

“Tooru…..” You called quietly, and he gasped in surprise, his hand jerking on the corner of his eye and giving him an extreme wing. You couldn’t stop the snort of amusement that escaped you, and pretended it hadn’t been you to make it when his light brown eyes sent you a playful glare. “What are you doing?” You asked, confusion evident in your voice. You could see clearly what he was doing, but your question was more for his motives to do what he was doing.

“______-chan~ You made me mess up.” Oikawa groaned, huffing as he reached to the side of him and pulled out a makeup remover pad and lightly dabbed at the mistake of his eyeliner. “Now I have to do the whole eye over again. You should know better than anyone that it’s always worse the second attempt.” He whined, sending you another playful glare through the reflection before he dried his eye with his shirt collar and tried to put the eyeliner on again.

You blinked a few times, not knowing what to think. After a few seconds of silence, he smiled triumphantly and pulled his clips out of his hair, running his fingers through it over and over until he was happy with the settling of it. He noticed your staring and raised his eyebrows at you, saying nothing as he waited for your judgement, your concern, your confusion… whatever you had on your mind. “Aren’t you pretty enough without makeup?” You grumbled, throwing his pillow at the back of his head before pulling the blankets over you. You curled into yourself and closed your eyes tightly, a pout forming on your lips at how absolutely unfair life could be.

Oikawa had seen you reach and throw the pillow, and had plenty of time to dodge the hit, but he allowed it to hit the back of his head. Not because he liked the feeling of your hardest thrown pillow hitting him, but because he knew it would probably make you feel better. Just a little bit. His hands slowly put away the makeup he’d stolen from your bag, making sure all the extra makeup remover pads were tossed away and the rest was put back in his bathroom where you kept spares. When he was sure everything was cleaned up and proper, he crawled on the bed next to you and sat on his knees. “_______-chan….. You should know by now, I’m pretty no matter what.” Oikawa smiled happily, but when he only got your huff of irritation, he frowned and poked your side, “_______-chan, come on….. Are you mad at me for being pretty?” He pouted.

“Yes, you pretty piece of shit.” You hissed, and couldn’t stop the feeling of jealousy spiking through your heart at the tinkling sound of his laughter. “How can you look so pretty without makeup, and then I’m over here, caked in makeup, and I still look like a pile of garbage?” You sighed heavily, feeling your hold on the blankets loosen, but only because you were feeling your irritation and anger turn into a sense of loss - like you just wanted to give up. “Why do I even try?” You felt tears come to your eyes, and felt them overflow into the pillow under your blanket.

None of this was supposed to happen, Oikawa had just wanted to see himself in eyeliner, wanted to show you how he looked - maybe he’d be adventurous and wear it out in public until someone told him something negative. But he’d wanted to see your reaction first. He’d never want to embarrass you by his actions. And while this wasn’t embarrassment, it certainly wasn’t acceptance. Oikawa’s shoulders lowered and he laid down next to you, wrapping his arms around your blanketed worm body and pulling you as close to him as you’d allow, “________, you don’t need makeup to look pretty… You’re beautiful…. Inside and out…..” He nuzzled into the back of your neck, the blanket being the only thing separating the skin contact. “I may be superficial most times and focusing on my appearance, but that doesn’t mean I’m holding you to those same impossible standards… I don’t even meet my standards.” He shrugged.

You didn’t feel any better. “You’re really bad at cheering me up.” You mumbled, your disheartened mood showing through your tone. Slowly, though, you turned so you could face him, “Do…. Do you really think I’m beautiful? This garbage?” You asked quietly, and muffled your surprised yelp when he pressed his lips against yours so suddenly.

His lips were soft against yours, years of chapsticks and balms had made them to be the softest lips to ever exist, but they were yours alone to feel against yours. He pulled you tight against his body and let one hand reach into the hood of the blanket you’d created and cupped your face, his thumb stroking ever so softly against your cheek. Once you’d effectively had the breath stolen from you, and you were feeling dizzy not only from his kiss but from the lack of oxygen reaching your brain, he pulled back and gave you the most exhilarated smile you’d seen from him. “I think you’re absolutely gorgeous…. You’re the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen…. I remember…. When I first saw you, I was hanging out with Iwa-chan, and I was genuinely terrified you were out of my league…. And you’d pick Iwa-chan to be yours…. And I still can’t find the words to explain how relieved and alive I feel everyday because you chose me to be yours.” He blushed slightly at the confession, not having ever told you his anxiety over your first meeting. “If you think you’re garbage….. Then you’re my Garbage-chan, and I love you very much, no matter how much you stink.” He teased.

Pushing against him, you whined with a smile, “You almost sounded romantic there.” You laughed, and he only held you closer to him, “Garbage-chan…. More like Garbage Can… But okay.” You rolled your eyes, stopping your struggle and feeling his lips press against your forehead fondly, “You’re still terrible at making me feel better…” You huffed, pulling you arms from the blanket and wrapping them around his middle, moving to hide your face in his chest and close your eyes.

Oikawa sighed, “Oh, ______-chan… you’re so difficult… No wonder I love you so much…. Never, ever, a dull moment with you.” He smiled, leaning down and pressing his lips to the crown of your head, “But, alas, I’ll keep telling you how much I love you, and how beautiful you truly are - even when we’re both covered in wrinkles and stink of old people.”

[chroma-asks]

The Sensory

Name: Chara (kah-rah)

Pronouns: they/them

Age: 10 years

Birthday: (Scorpio)

Species: human

Source(if any): Undertale

Family: Asgore,Toriel, and Asriel Dreemurr(adopted family)[not in system], Zero(surrogate mother)

Likes: cinnamon, hot cocoa, knives, adrenaline, fighting

Dislikes: losing, feeling weak, being underestimated, other humans, milk

Name: Damon (day-mun)

Pronouns: he/him

Age: ???

Birthday: August 15th (Leo)

Species: deep-sea siren

Source(if any): n/a

Family: Draco(son...? Technically...?)

Likes: water, singing, fun, swimming, love, goofing off, jokes, cooking, baking, playing with the kids, music

Dislikes: leaving people behind, silence, being bored, negativity

Name: Draco (dray-co)

Pronouns: he/him

Age: ???

Birthday: March 23rd (Aries)

Species: Dragon

Source(if any): n/a

Family: Emerie(wife), Leviathan(son), Damon(technical father), Salem(technical mother), Zero(surrogate mother)

Likes: storms, flying, his family, jewels, gold, meat, caves, solitude, Zero, sleeping

Dislikes: fruit, annoyances, invasion of privacy, socks(FOR WHATEVER REASON), being woken up

Name: Emerie (eh-mer-ree)

Pronouns: she/her

Age: ???

Birthday: December 20th (Sagittarius) 

Species: Hydra

Source(if any): n/a

Family: Draco(husband), Leviathan(son)

Likes: fashion, sewing, love, her family, water, flowers, gardening

Dislikes: bigotry, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, racism, really any kind of discrimination that harms and degrades others

Name: Glitch

Pronouns: they/them

Age: 6

Birthday: (Aries)

Species: Unknown

Source: n/a

Family: Zero(surrogate mother), Aurora(actual mother)[Standby]

Likes: playing, learning new things, friends

Dislikes: feeling hated, hurting others

Name: Gwenevere (gweh-neh-veer)

Pronouns: she/her

Age: ???

Birthday: (Virgo)

Species: arachne

Source(if any): n/a

Family: Freya(technical mother)

Likes: Octopi, knitting, sewing, fighting, hunting, teasing people she thinks are cute, helping out with cooking by cutting things

Dislikes: molting, when her fuzz is dirty, loose threads

Name: Jelose (jel-ohss)

Pronouns: she/her

Age: ???

Birthday: (Leo)

Species: shoggoth

Source(if any): n/a

Family: Gnideria(older sister)[Standby], Zero(surrogate mother)

Likes: hugs, candy, slime, water, dark places, mud, playing, friends, kids

Dislikes: negative emotions, being alone, being feared, being poked in the eyes

Name: Kai (rhymes with pie)

Pronouns: he/him

Age: ???

Birthday: September 2nd (Virgo)

Species: Cerberus

Source(if any): n/a

Family: Weiss(technical mother)

Likes: sweets, screamo music, the shadows

Dislikes: bitter food, bright lights

Name: Karma 

Pronouns: he/him

Age: ???

Birthday: December 3rd (Sagittarius)

Species: Ghoul

Source(if any): n/a

Family: n/a

Likes: puns, cooking, baking

Dislikes: things getting stuck between his bones

Name: Koishi (koh-ee-shee)

Pronouns: she/her

Age: ???

Birthday: (Sagittarius)

Species: satori

Source(if any): Touhou

Family: Satori(older sister), Zero(surrogate mother)

Likes: friends, playing, exploring, making friends in general, roses, animals, tea, coffee, gifts, being remembered, her sister

Dislikes: being shunned, staying in one place for too long, numbness

Name: Lavender Pearl

Pronouns: she/her

Age: ???

Birthday: (Cancer)

Species: gem

Source(if any): Steven Universe(non-canon)

Family: n/a

Likes: dancing, cleaning, water fountains, music

Dislikes: being yelled at, feeling worthless

Name: Leviathan (leh-vai-ah-than)

Pronouns: he/him

Age: 5 in dragon years

Birthday: February 16th (Aquarius)

Species: water dragon

Source(if any): n/a

Family: Emerie(mother), Draco(father)

Likes: water, bugs, fish, watching science videos about nature, playing with the other littles, the beach, Zero, exploring

Dislikes: wearing shoes

Name: Lexa Fae (lex-ah-fay)

Pronouns: she/her

Age: ???

Birthday: (Aquarius)

Species: faerie

Source(if any): n/a

Family: n/a

Likes: flowers, forests, mushrooms, butterflies, moths, being pampered, milk, pastries, alcohol, baths, scented lotions

Dislikes: disrespect, being insulted, unkempt hair, dry skin

Name: Mina (mee-nah)

Pronouns: she/her

Age: Unknown

Birthday: 

Species: Monster of some kind

Source: n/a

Family: n/a

Likes: shopping, cute things, fashion

Dislikes: eating

Name: Morgana (mor-gah-nah)

Pronouns: she/her

Age: ???

Birthday: (Virgo)

Species: dullahan

Source(if any): n/a

Family: n/a

Likes: witchcraft, moonlight, night flying, researching physics and magic, candles

Dislikes: impatience, not having the freedom to practice her craft

Name: Naraku (nah-rah-koo)

Pronouns: he/him

Age: somewhere around 70 if you include his human years

Birthday: Literally No One Knows

Species: half-demon

Source(if any): Inuyasha

Family: Aurora(in-system incarnation)[Standby]

Likes: literally any kind of drama, strategy games, Weiss

Dislikes: his human side, losing

Name: Paka (pah-kah)

Pronouns: she/her

Age: over 10,000

Birthday: (Gemini)

Species: phoenix hybrid

Source(if any): n/a

Family: Weiss(technical mother)

Likes: food, cats, beanies, big jackets

Dislikes: dying

Name: Polaris

Pronouns: she/her

Age: 6

Birthday:

Species: Princess-class Battleship

Source(if any): Kantai Collection

Family: 25 older sisters(all of which are in the Secondary Branch), Zero(surrogate mother)

Likes: french fries, the beach, playing, wearing big shirts like dresses, playing with people’s hair, carnivals, piggyback rides from literally anyone who can carry her without dying(she is MUCH heavier than she looks), boats, skating, lighthouses

Dislikes: sinking in water, being alone

Name: Salem (say-lehm)

Pronouns: she/her

Age: over 5000

Birthday: November 13th (Scorpio)

Species: oni 

Source(if any): n/a

Family: Zero(younger sister), Draco(technical son)

Likes: dolls, gothic lolita fashion, solitude, dark places

Dislikes: humans, romance, being caged, being told what to do, Chroma’s family

Name:Sasha

Pronouns: she/her

Age: 6

Birthday: 

Species: chimera, probably??

Source(if any): n/a

Family: Zero(surrogate mother)

Likes: crackers(the sweet kind)

Dislikes:

Name: Shrii (shree)

Pronouns: she/her

Age: permanently 7

Birthday: (Leo)

Species: ghost

Source(if any): n/a

Family: Zero(surrogate mother)

Likes: small fluffy animals, stuffed animals, pjs, blue raspberry icees, juice, her friends, Blueberry(her stuffed bunny), disney movies, studio ghibli, naps

Dislikes: clowns(terrified, yet she seems to handle LJ somehow), the dark, loud noises, scary movies, darkness

Name: Terezi (teh-reh-zee)

Pronouns: she/her

Age: 16

Birthday: (Libra)

Species: troll

Source(if any): Homestuck

Family: Zero(surrogate mother)

Likes: drawing, coloring, watching FNAF playthroughs while eating Mac n Cheese, candy(cherry-flavored ones are her favorite), justice, her friends

Dislikes: memories of abuse, clowns(laughing jack is an exception)

Name: Torture

Pronouns: he/him

Age: somewhere around 670-680

Birthday: June 30th (Cancer)

Species: undead

Source(if any): n/a

Family: Weiss(technical mother)

Likes: hospitals, experimenting with chemicals and cells, mint, ice cream, cold, tormenting Weiss

Dislikes: his past(has PTSD), slavery, his inability to grow, not being able to sleep(though he’s used to it now)

Name: Umbra

Pronouns: he/him

Age: 4

Birthday: 

Species: werebat

Source(if any): n/a

Family: Zero(surrogate mother)

Likes: Veirus, fruit, playing games

Dislikes: being the seeker in hide-and-seek(he finds everyone too easily with sonar), flashlights

Name: Vague

Pronouns: he/him or xe/xir

Age: ???

Birthday: (Scorpio)

Species: void angel(but actually he’s basically a god)

Source(if any): The World Ends With You (surprise, he’s Joshua in disguise, the Bastard)

Family: n/a

Likes: space, city nightlife, his room, fixing things, Chroma

Dislikes: losing

Name: Weiss (rhymes with ice)

Pronouns: she/her

Age: uhhh if I go by outer world years I’m like almost 12 bruh (good thing I don’t). I’m basically ageless in here

Birthday: June 29th (Cancer)

Species: glacie

Source(if any): n/a

Family: Kai, Sato, Same, Torture, Tyfia, Paka, Zetsumei, Tripp(technical children), Freya(technical mother)

Likes: snow(obviously), drawing, singing, video games, fictional things, socks(ironically), food, space, tiny replicas of things that aren’t usually tiny

Dislikes: bugs(more of a fear, but I’m working on soothing that), abusive people, loud noises/yelling(trigger), hot temperatures, humidity, needles, surgery, eye gore, pain, mint, coconuts

Name: Yulie (yoo-lee)

Pronouns: she/her

Age: “somewhere over 100, I lost count”

Birthday: February 22nd (Pisces)

Species: werewolf/succubus hybrid

Source(if any): n/a

Family: Casimir(father), Marie(mother)[deceased], Freya(grandmother), Killer(great-grandfather)[not in the system]

Likes: romance movies, fanfiction, matchmaking, wolves, the moon, night flights, valentines day candies, cakes, science, philosophy, writing

Dislikes: really anything morally wrong relationship-wise, ageplay, hate, swearing(doesn’t mind if others do, though)

Name: Zero

Pronouns: she/her

Age: over 5000

Birthday: January 3rd (Capricorn)

Species: oni

Source(if any): n/a

Family: Salem(older sister), surrogate mom to basically everyone in the system

Likes: kids, fighting, alcohol, sunlight, human history

Dislikes: child predators(more like a seething hatred), people bad-mouthing literally anyone she’s adopted

Name: Zetsumei (zeh-tsoo-may)

Pronouns: she/her

Age: ???

Birthday: February 15th (Aquarius) 

Species: death scythe/shapeshifter

Source(if any): n/a

Family: Weiss(technical mother)

Likes: Halloween, bugs, weaponry, horror movies/games, haunted houses, really anything considered weird or spooky, sour candy

Dislikes: ?????

[sfw-haikyuu-nsfw]

Hi how many kids do you think the captains and vice captains want?

Okay, I mainly focused on the really popular teams. I know I have a character limit but I figured the answers would be small per character so it could be stretched a little - also, I always feel like my answers are going to be shorter than they actually are….?

And, I mean, I love thinking about these boys as fathers! Like seriously, they will all make amazing dads!

Hope you enjoy!

P.s. Finished Moana and now I’m going to rematch Trolls for the umpteenth time!

Sawamura Daichi: I feel like this boy only wanted things to be simple. One boy and one girl, that’s it. But the world has other plans for him! I can see this boy having a large family! Like, he probably kept having only boys and then his significant other kept being like “we’ll get a girl this time.” I mean, they do get one, just after four boys or something like that, lol!

Sugawara Koushi: This boy totally wants a big family, the more the merrier! But then when it comes down to it, two is just too freaking much! Him and his significant other are resigning themselves to the ones they have; which, coincidentally, are a single boy and girl which Daichi always silently resents him for.

Kuroo Tetsurou: This guy is totally all talk when he talks about how many kids he wants because his instant response is all of them. But when the conversation instantly becomes serious, he gets a little startled, because oh god can he even really take care of kids? So, him and his significant other probably end up with around two and a half kids - ones baking - all girls! Dudes outnumbered and he loves it!

Nobuyuki Kai: Aw, this sweet boy and his significant other probably only planned on having one - a boy. But then they were in this moment where they weren’t trying for one while at the same time they weren’t trying to stop it from happening and they end up with a second one, this time a girl. They’re a happy little family, both children look almost identical to him, lol!

Oikawa Tooru: This boy has specific plans about his future babies. He wants three. A boy first and then twin girls (dude, I suddenly don’t know if I thought of this myself or from the request I got not too long ago?) But I feel like this boy actually ends up with what he planned with by some miracle, lol. And he’s so incredibly happy with his precious children!

Iwaizumi Haijime: Okay, I feel like this sweet boy and his significant other actually have trouble with having/adopting children. But they keep trying and they finally end up with a beautiful baby girl and this child instantly becomes his life. They try for a second, but it becomes too hard for them emotionally, despite such he’s so incredibly happy that he has his little girl in his life.

Bokuto Koutarou: Omg, this precious boy wants a whole volleyball team with his family. And that would be, like, a lot of kids. I think it’s his significant other that lays down the law when they reach four kids - three girls and a boy - that they’re NOT having anymore. But despite it, they manage to have a second boy a couple years later, lol! He’s so close to a team!

Akaashi Keiji: Oh, I feel like this boy and his significant other end up with a girl when they first get together, probably before either of them are really ready for a child. And they remain that way for many years - like 12? - before they make the conscious decision to have another and they have a beautiful little boy! It’s the perfect little family.

Ushijima Wakatoshi: Kids were something Ushiwaka always wanted and it wouldn’t surprise me at all if only after a year of being with his significant other (married or outside of it really) that they decide to start their own family. And it would take quite a few tries, but they would totally end up with just a bunch of girls. Like, girls everywhere. Lol, I just love the thought of this big man with tons of daughters.

(okay, so the Vice Captain of Shiratorizawa is a character named Jin Soekawa, but it literally has NOTHING on this boy, which makes me sad because I want to know about him. But because of this I decided to do the last one on Tendour because him and Ushijima are best friends and you can’t stop me!)

Tendou Satori: Dude, legit, I think this boy wouldn’t want to have any kids. I think his fear would be that they would get his genes of being a ‘monster’ like he was teased about being for so many years. But I think he could be swayed if his significant other really wanted them, because deep down he DOES want kids, but anxiety keeps him from thinking about it. In the end, they have a single boy and he’s the best decision this tender salami ever made to have.

[novocaine-sea]

*gasps* I forgot about single dad ushijima and lil baby yamaguchi! Could you write a bit of yamaguchi meeting his uncle tendou, and uncle semi semi for the first time?? I'm lov you

I can yes!!! I love you too :P

“Um…” Ushijima really didn’t know what to say when Tendou and Semi showed up at his front door unannounced. He had… he didn’t want to say avoided them for the past two years but he had gotten out of every face to face interaction with them thus far. But Tendou was persistent and Ushijima was surprised that he was able to wait the two years.

Ushijima had kept his son from the public eye for these past two eyes and made sure that the tabloids didn’t know that he had a son. He wanted to keep it that way but it was increasingly hard to keep him from the public eye as Tadashi was growing bigger and was harder to hide.

“Wakatoshi-kun!” Tendou grinned wickedly. “It’s been so long! Why ya hiding?”

“Well-”

“Daddy?” Tadashi appeared at his side, slightly behind him, curling small hands in his pant leg.

Semi and Tendou looked down at the small human and their mouths dropped in unison. They had not expected to see a smaller, cuter of Ushijima at his side. That was completely off their radar.

Tendou burst into raucous laughter, laughing so hard that he doubled over. Semi was stunned to silence and Ushijima bit his lip, placing his hand on top of Tadashi’s head as he felt his son grip his pants tighter.

“You have a kid? Oh my god, I can’t… I don’t know how to feel about this!” Tendou said once he collected his breath. He wiped the tears from his eyes.

“This is… quite the surprise.” Semi licked his lips and then he knelt down so he was eye level with Tadashi, smiling softly. Tadashi moved a little more behind his father but made only half of his face visible.

“Hey there little guy. What’s your name?”

Tadashi looked up at Ushijima and once he got the smile telling him it was okay to respond he quietly said. “Tadashi…”

Semi grinned. “Nice to meet you, Tadashi. My name’s Eita and this idiot is Satori.”

“Hey! Don’t introduce me like that!” Tendou whined and he looked down at Tadashi. “I’m not an idiot Tadashi, don’t listen to Eita-kun.”

Tadashi let out a little giggle and then he disappeared into apartment again. Ushijima sighed and stepped side. “Why don’t you two just come inside?”

Semi stood up and Tendou practically dragged him inside, Ushijima closing the door behind him.

“Wow nice place you’ve got here. Why don’t you talk to us more often, man!” Tendou clapped him on the back and it had no affect on Ushijima.

“Because you are loud and I like to keep my son away from… people.” Ushijima explained, sitting down.

“We should’ve asked before coming.” Semi said but Ushijima just smiled slightly.

“I guess this could not have been avoided.”

Tendou nodded eagerly. “Yeah, yeah! It’s been years and you never answer our texts! We all want to see you! But I guess you’re a little… preoccupied…” He watched as Tadashi toddled back into the room, holding a stuffed animal. He stopped right in front of Tendou and lifted it.

“You!” He announced with a bright smile on his face. It was a troll doll with bright red hair that… did look a lot like Tendou’s. Semi burst into laughter while Ushijima dragged Tadashi into his lap.

“That wasn’t nice, Tadashi.” He scolded and his son pouted.

Semi cackled. “It does look like you!”

Tendou just looked at the doll and then at Tadashi with tears in his eyes. “This is the nicest thing anybody’s ever said to me.” Semi just laughter louder and Tadashi smiled at him, Ushijima shaking his head. This was why he hadn’t brought Tendou around his son; although, it was going better than he thought it would.

[mamamirun]

Haikyuu Hogwarts!AU: The Slytherin Kids

I started to feel a bit concerned about my obsession with these volleyball kids. Like, holy shit did I just do an intensive research on wandlore so I can find perfect wands for these kids? Shit, one day it will devour me whole. Help.

Anyway, let’s get started with the lists. (If you have any other interesting ideas, even if it differs from mine, please feel free to tell me about it :) I would love to discuss this with someone very much.)

*Manga spoilers*

**You have been warned**

***All the reference about wand woods is from pottermore: https://www.pottermore.com/writing-by-jk-rowling/wand-woods

Slytherin

Kuroo Tetsurou

Year: 6

Blood status: Pure-blood

Wand: Cedar, 10 inches, unicorn tail hair

- A prefect

- Slytherin Quidditch team’s captain and keeper

- Probably a member of Slug Club too

- A born Occlumuens

- Genius at Potions

- His pet is a black cat and you cannot convince me otherwise.

- The kid that has fun trolling the Sorting Hat until it put him in Slytherin because a sneaky ass he is.

Kuroo’s wand is cedar because, according to Mr. Ollivander (or basically, pottermore), “the cedar wand finds its perfect home where there is perspicacity and perception” which sounds pretty much like Kuroo to me, and also, “The witch or wizard who is well-matched with cedar carries the potential to be a frightening adversary”. Just think about the first time we saw him. Let’s admit it, he looks pretty intimidating at first. (And see what have we done to him now. All hail the memelord Kuroo)

Oikawa Tooru

Year: 6

Blood status: Muggle-born

Wand: Ash, 14 and a half inches, unicorn tail hair

- Slytherin Quidditch team’s seeker

I almost put him in Ravenclaw but, seriously, there’s no house better suited for him than Slytherin. Traits of Slytherin House do not limited to shrewdness or cunning only, but also include ambition and determination, two things (I believe) Oikawa surely doesn’t lack of. He’s probably one of the most determined characters in the series and he carries some sense of pride that is pretty Slytherin-ish to me, especially in the scene he confronts Ushiwaka after Seijou-Karasuno match, when he tells Ushiwaka “not to forget my worthless pride.” Hell, that scene will always give me shiver. I also like the idea of muggle-born Oikawa trying to prove himself in Slytherin where there are plenty of *cough cough* pure-bloods here, do you get what I mean?

His wand wood is ash because hell yeah it’s my wand wood also “Those witches and wizards best suited to ash wands are not, in my experience, lightly swayed from their beliefs or purposes.” said Mr. Ollivander, “The ideal owner may be stubborn, and will certainly be courageous, but never crass or arrogant.” I knew immediately that this is definitely Oikawa’s wand. Well, he may like to brag and is some bit prideful, but I would not say he’s close to being arrogant yet - that’s Miya. And, hell if he’s not stubborn. I believe Iwaizumi agrees with me on this.

Daishou Suguru

Year: 6

Blood status: Pure-blood

Wand: Ebony, 10 and a half inches, unicorn tail hair

- Seriously, if he’s not in Slytherin then no one deserves to be here. He even said it himself that they(Nohebi) would use anyway to control the court (or something along that line).

- He is an Animagus. His Animagus form is snake.

- He is very good at Transfiguration.

- Slytherin Quidditch team’s chaser

Finding a wand wood for Daishou is hard, but I decided to settle for ebony in the end. These are some of Mr. Ollivander’s comments on the traits of ebony wand holders

“Ebony is happiest in the hand of those with the courage to be themselves. Frequently non-conformist, highly individual or comfortable with the status of outsider...” - Mr. Ollivander

“... the ebony wand’s perfect match is one who will hold fast to his or her beliefs, no matter what the external pressure, and will not be swayed lightly from their purpose.” - Mr. Ollivander

Well, that may be or may be not Suguru from the Nekoma-Nohebi match. In that game, it seems like he’s ready to be hated by opponents for using a tactic like that. He doesn’t care what other people might think, he just wants to win the game and will do whatever he can to achieve that goal. So...maybe that’s a check? Futakuchi Kenji

Year: 5

Blood status: Half-blood

Wand: Dogwood, 11 and a half inches, dragon heartstring

- I still see no reason why he should not be here lol And come on he would look great in Slytherin robe 

“Dogwood wands are quirky and mischievous; they have playful natures and insist upon partners who can provide them with scope for excitement and fun.” - Mr. Ollivander

I don’t know... that sounds pretty much like Futakuchi to me, and Mr. Ollivander also added that 

“It would be quite wrong, however, to deduce from this that dogwood wands are not capable of serious magic when called upon to do so; they have been known to perform outstanding spells under difficult conditions, and when paired with a suitably clever and ingenious witch or wizard, can produce dazzling enchantments.”

It’s like Futakuchi during the inter high prelims and the Haruko prelims. Before he became the captain, he was playful and liked to fool around with his sempais, but after he became the captain, we got to see more of his serious and responsible side.

Some other characters that I thought could be in Slytherin

Tsukishima Kei

Year: 4

Blood status: Pure-blood

Wand: Elm, 12 inches, phoenix feather

Tendou Satori Wand: probably ebony like Daishou?

Hanamaki Takahiro

Matsukawa Issei (These two just have to be with each other...)

Miya Atsumu and probably the whole Inarizaki school

- Same with Daishou, if they are not here then no one deserves to be here.

- Seriously, I have never seen anyone so desperate to win like that. Like, guys, even Nohebi doesn’t go that far. 

Huh, it’s a long one. If you guys want to read more about wand cores also, you can read it here on pottermore > https://www.pottermore.com/writing-by-jk-rowling/wand-cores

Shit I still cannot believe that I just spent half of my day writing this. My life is probably doomed. Thanks Furudate sensei for creating these adorable dorks for us to fangirl about.

[dlamp-dictator]

Allen’s Anime Update

Well, since my Rambling on Person 5 I’ve gotten a few new follows. So, hello new followers! I’m Allen X and this is my blog where I talk about... whatever I feel like. I mostly do three things on this blog, write essays on whatever topic I feel is important at that moment called Allen’s Ramblings, and do (sort of) monthly post discussing whatever video games I’m playing and anime I’m watching and my opinions on them called the Video Game Update and Anime Update respectively. I tag the video game posts with the fandom tags for the sake of getting advice or opinions about the game. I don’t tag the Anime Update since... talking about anime on tumblr can lead to a lynching in certain fandoms, and I don’t need to get trolling from the anime community. 

Anyway, hope you guys enjoy my blog. 

So, with my to-do list (mostly) complete, it’s time for me to work on the anime update. Sadly, I can’t record it since I have family visiting and the house for Memorial Day weekend and things gets... loud to say the least with all these folks here. But anyway, update time. But before I go onto current anime, let’s talk about some shows I’ve been meaning to talk about for awhile now.

I cannot believe I forgot to mention this series in the last anime update. So, last month I finished watching the first season of Ninja Girl and Samurai Master on crunchyrool. It’s another retelling of the Warring States period in Japan (basically Samurai Warriors time). There’s been a handful of anime that have done this, but what makes this show different from the others is that it stars a cute ninja girl named Chidori, who’s an airhead, a ditz, and an absolute monster on the battlefield. Most of the show focuses on her adventures as a ninja under Nobunaga and her trying to earn the respect of his generals despite being a young girl. It’s very lighthearted and comedic. Chidori is absolute adorable and the supporting cast has been great in showing off her airhead tendencies as well as their own. And I have to say, this is probably one of my favorite portrayals of Nobunaga yet, making him out as the only sane man among his wacky and scatterbrained generals. It’s only four minutes per episode, so I’d recommend giving it a look if you have the time. You’ll be hook on Chidori’s cuteness after episode 1, I can promise you that. And while I’m talking about alternate interpretations of Nobunaga...

Yes, I finally finished watching Sengoku Collection and good lord this series is good. Right off the bat I recommend you guys watch Episode 1, 17, 18, and 21. Episode 1 so you get the context, episode 17 and 18 because they’re the best stand-alone episodes to watch out of all the series, and episode 21 because of how random it is. This show has been a bit of an emotional ride for me. Episodes 17 and 18 nearly had me in tears, and the last episode was just so heartwarming. I don’t even have a favorite character, they were all so good... okay, leaning toward Nobunaga and Keiji, it’s still a tough choice. 

Anyway, this is an older show on Crunchyroll, so I recommend giving it a look, or at least watching the episodes I recommended. You don’t have to worry about having membership or anything to keep up with it.

And with that, I’m done with talking about past shows, onto the update for real now.

I���m so glad I decided to get Anime Strike for this show. Armed Girl’s Machiavellism has definitely been worth the fifteen bucks it’ll cost me to watch this show. Like I said in the last update, this show has great action, great comedy, a great cast, it’s just.. great.... but I should probably go into detail. The fact that every episode has had a decent fight sequence has already sold me. I also like how everyone’s fighting style is different. Nomura uses hand-to-hand martial arts. Rin uses traditional samurai swordplay, Mary uses fencing, Satori uses a mishmash of styles to keep opponents guessing, Wabari uses her pet bear and ninja tools along with her swordplay, and Inaba... I dunno yet, probably Iai based on the opening. I also like the fact that Nomura is still mostly gunning for Rin in terms of affection. Mary is head-over-heels for him too, but he’s mostly going for Rin, something I appreciate.

Something else I should mention is just how good the pacing of this show it. It hasn’t felt like it’s slow down at all. It’s a bit formulaic in structure, but that’s fine. Most of the show has been one episode to show off the new girl, and one episode to defeat them before moving on to the next girl. It’s only recently broken than order with a bit of a cooldown episode, but things look to be picking up in the next one.

For those of you with Anime Strike I recommend giving this one a shot.

It took almost six episodes, but the slow burn that was Re:Creators is just about over. God, this took way too long. I’m not against slow pacing or long times of build-up for a high payoff, but 6 episodes of politics, discussions, and set-up was pushing it. I didn’t mind the politics, I didn’t mind the discussions about art and creation and encouragement to write/draw, but dammit I came here to watch magical girls battle mechas and LN protagonist duel video game bosses, not... 6 episodes of talking. It really says something when the Battle Harem has better pacing than what people are saying is a contender for 2017′s anime of the year. 

As of now I can’t say if the payoff is worth it, but I won’t knock it... yet. I’m hoping for something big, and with the latest episode, something big is bound to happen... or it’s more talking and I become sad.

And... I’m taking a break from Twin Angels Break for awhile. It’s... a monster-of-the-week show, and for those new to my Update, I personally prefer to marathon shows like that since they tend to get very predictable and unpleasant for me to keep up with weekly. Not to say the show isn’t look good, it is, but... this style of narrative is just something I can’t watch weekly. That and episode 4 was just... touching topics and subjects I didn’t feel comfortable watching. I’m not going to go into detail for fear of me reading things wrong, but... I was not impressed by what they were showing and I’ll leave it at that.

So yeah, taking a break from this, watching something else until I can marathon it. So with that said...

It looks like someone heard that I loved watching cute girls that beat the shit out of people with martial arts. So, Crunchyroll has Kenka Bancho Otome -Girl Beats Boys-, a show about Hinako Nakayama, an orphan and martial arts master that joins an all-boy school of delinquents and pretty boys at the behest of her long-lost twin brother, Hikaru Onigashima. There she must defeat all the leaders of each delinquent gang, learn their backstories, win their hearts, and take on the king of the school, her older brother Houou Onigashima. Yeah, this is an anime based off an otome game, but it’s got a cute girl beating up people, so I’m down with it. Hinako is a pretty tough girl despite how cute she acts. And it looks like every character also has a specific fighting style as well. It’s interesting how good all these Batte Harems are this year. 

These are only about 8 minutes per episode, so it’s not too taxing on me time-wise. I recommend this one so far if you like male harems or cute girls punching people.  

Lastly, we have Sword Oratoria, a spin-off/retelling of the Danmachi series from the perspective of Ais Wallenstein, the OP Sword Princess. I’d go into more detail about the premise, but I don’t really feel like discuss the backstory of Danmachi, just know that medieval times and video game mechanics combine in this world, and everything’ll start piecing together after that. I was interested in this anime at first to learn a bit more about Ais since she was such a mysterious figure in the original Danmachi series. I had three main questions: Why is Ais interested in Bell? What is her role and relation to her familia? And how exactly did she get as strong as she is now? So far this anime hasn’t been answering any of those questions, but I hear the actual light novel does... I’m tempted to get it, but I only plan on getting Magical Girl Raising Project in terms of light novels. 

It’s a good show so far in terms of action and a few plots developing, but... it’s more of what Bell didn’t see rather than what Ais saw, and that annoys me a little.

And that’s it for the update, I know I was hyping up how there’d be another anime I’d catch up with in my queues, but this is already getting long enough. I’ll just talk about those anime as time goes on. Anyway, see you guys later. Feel free to message and ask me about things.

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Since i don't want to spam you guys with oikawa, im gonna spam you guys with tendou instead, bcz ya know u luv him, satori senpai. Huehue~ tendou AND semi -salty mom- general hcs? (Im such a greedy writer, im writing a story about haikyuu again lmao)

I’ve decided to actually start working from the bottom of the inbox. I have no idea how long this has been here–it was here when I joined in December, so I’m sorry for the wait.

~~Admin Keiji

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Tendou:

Satori is known to be a major troll. It’s canon that he’s told Semi he looks odd in casual clothes. But he doesn’t; Semi is quite a normal dresser–Satori just likes messing with him.

His favorite manga at the moment is Tokyo Ghoul re:. Something about reading stories on actual monsters makes him feel less monstrous himself. Despite being a bit twisted and being called The Guess Monster, and loving that alias, he does not like people thinking of him as an actual monster.

An early riser. He likes getting up with the sun and taking his time to get ready in the morning: breakfast, coffee, and doing his hair. The latter of the three takes him a surprisingly long amount of time since it has to be just right

Early to bed, too. Lives by the motto “Early to bed, early to wise, makes a Tendou healthy, wealthy, and wise.” And by the end of the day, he’s just so sick of people being, well, people, and just needs to sleep away all his frustrations. (wow, good job projecting here, Keiji)

He generally doesn’t find many girls he considers pretty–they’re typically too fake and he doesn’t like fake people. Also has a weird taste sometimes, thinking Sadako in The Ring is cute.

He goes after the girls with nice smiles. And the girls he sees doing things like water flowers or feeding a stray dog–girls who do selfless things for nothing in return.

One time, he saw one of the nerdy kids being harassed for money on his way to the convenience store. Instead of walking by, he put on his best intimidating face and scared away all the bullies. He’s now friends with the nerdy kid and they’re always texting about manga.

Once had a crush on Wakatoshi, and still kind of does. No one blames him, though. Everyone’s into Wakatoshi.

Give *clap* this *clap* boy *clap* sweets *clap* Especially chocolate, specifically chocolate ice cream–it’s his favorite food. He tries not to eat too many sweets, though, or else it’ll be harder for him to play volleyball well.

When Shiratorizawa lost to Karasuno, he cried all night and the only one who knows about it was Wakatoshi, his best friend.

Semi:

Eita’s casual dress used to be very normal, stylish even. Then Tendou made a comment on how he looks odd in normal clothes. Ever since then, his outfits have gotten increasingly weirder, all in attempts to make Tendou eat his words.

Has an affinity for cute foods. Tekka maki being his favorite food, he likes foods that are small, simple, and cute. Cuts his apples into little bunnies and makes pandas with his rice and nori when no one is around

Also secretly loves anime, but would never admit it, especially not to Tendou. His favorite he’s seen so far is Darker than Black. But he generally will watch anything. Actually cried during the Nina incident in FMA: Brotherhood

He pretends to not like Shirabu, considering the younger boy took his place as a regular, but he’s actually proud of his underclassman.

The Mom Friend™. Will double, triple-check everyone’s bags before they go to competitions or training camps, or anywhere, really.

He likes pretty girls. He likes girls who wear makeup and dress nice, but he doesn’t like snotty girls–girls who know they’re pretty and use that to get their way. 

If he meets a girl he likes, he’ll ask them for notes or for any little favor because he’s learned that people like you more after they do a favor for you. Their mind rationalizes that they wouldn’t have done that favor if they didn’t like him.

Also had a crush on Wakatoshi, though it wasn’t as big as Tendou’s. It did cause him to have a slight existential crisis before he realizes that Wakatoshi is just an anomaly that everyone will have a crush on.

Actually a klutz. If he’s not on the court, he’s bumping into things or tripping over nothing. He has given his roommate a near heart attack no less than seventeen times when he falls out of bed in the middle of the night.

When they lost to Karasuno, he secretly held contempt for Shirabu, thinking he could’ve led the team to victory. He later realized that Shirabu did his best and was proud of him.