#satchel philip anon

[wackulart]

Philip smiled upon approach. "Good news! I have found a bigger satchel! It is twice the size of my first one, and I have removed my knife that bothered you so much."

He opened the flap of the new satchel. "Now will you get in?"

Philip.

I don't think you heard the words that I just said to you.

I AM NOT GETTING IN A BAG.

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Emperor Philip shushes baby Hunter as he lays him in his satchel. Then he puts on his satchel followed by his emperor cloak. He makes sure to cover his satchel with the cloak before leaving his private chamber.

VERY CUTE HEADCANON, ANON.

THE CUTE.

THE FLUFF.

THE CAVITIES.

[a-magpie-in-gravesfield]

For the anon who asked for Philip with his satchel :3

I usually don’t take requests at all, but I felt like drawing this one 😆

[readbyred]

Speaking of Philip, can you do one with Philip putting the reader in his satchel? He carries a lot of stuff in that satchel, and the reader wants to be one of those things.

Not to shame anon here but I’m not sure what to make of it

[wackulart]

Satchel Philip watches Neo and Mirror Caleb from a far corner. "Oh sure, you won't listen to me, but you'll listen to a version of my brother with a mustache. I'm the one with a mustache AND a beard..." he grumbles and disappears until his next visit.

(i'm joking, this is all hilarious to watch)

HBAHAHAHAHDA D

IM NOT LISTENING TO HIM PHILIP?!?!?!?

I WANT HIM GONE.

[wackulart]

After nearly a week, Philip returned.

Well, well, well, look who's back!

I hope you don't have a bigger satchel. I'm not getting in a bag no matter how big it is.

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Demon 1: Hey you, give it back!

Demon 2: What are you talking about?

Demon 1: Don't play dumb! I know you took my coin pouch.

Demon 2: I don't have your coin pouch, you loser.

Demon 1: Really? Well, I just noticed it missing and you're the person closest to me so who else could have taken it but you?!

In a nearby alley, Philip listens to the argument and smirks. He casually whistles as he slips the stolen coin pouch in his satchel and walks away to find more stuff to steal.

Ah, yes! >:D

Beardo Philip WOULD SO be the pit pocketer of Bonesborough lol.

Imagine if they start putting up wanted posters of him. 😂

Beardo Philip: (Spots a wanted poster of himself and hastily grabs it. His eyes are filled with terror as he examines the picture.) No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, this is bad. This is very, very bad. This is really bad … They just can't get my nose right!

[enchantedchocolatebars]

Philip can also wear the toddler backpack for Luz on his chest if he wants. Luz can either face his chest, or face away from it so she can watch everything they’re doing.

If Philip wears the toddler backpack on his back, he has to be careful about Luz pulling his ponytail if she faces his back. If he wears the backpack on his chest, he has to be careful about Luz pulling his beard if she faces his chest. When she’s facing his chest, she’s either pulling his beard or falling asleep because only being able to see one thing gets boring after a while.

ADORABLE! ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

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FANFIC REQUEST SCHEDULE ✏️ <3 (Based on this poll)

Monday 12/11 - Part 2 to "Philip... That's A Cute Name." (Requested by @fullnewperfection) Fic here.

Tuesday 12/12 - Chibi Belos meets Camila and she has cookies! 🍪 Yay! 🍪 🍪 🍪 (Requested by anon)

Wednesday 12/13 - A more angsty / serious revise of "The Birth-Day Of Unity" (Requested by anon) [fic here] and Headcanons for Teen Eda in the modern world feat. Raine and Lilith (Requested by @ps125) [headcanon here]

Thursday 12/14 - Part 2 to "The Satchel" (For user @p1llow-w1llow. They didn't request this, but they really wanted a part 2, so I had to write one for them lol.) [Fic here]

Friday 12/15 - KID PHILIP MEETS SANTA CLAUS... kinda lol. He catches the "jolly red witch" trying to take the cookies he set up for him. (Requested by @queenspinoodle. It will def have crack in it lol.)

Saturday 12/16 - BONUS FIC! Alma (Camila and Beardo Philip's daughter) meets "Santa Claus" and after he sends her off to bed, she catches him kissing her mother.

(Requested by @nightsoulvixen. If you've been following this au you can probably guess who "Santa Claus" is lol.)

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Kidnapping Luzura (A short fanfic request for Elsewhere and Elsewhen anon. Based on these pieces here and here that they wrote.)

"Found you~" Philip cooed triumphantly in a sing-song voice, holding the round object he had been looking for in his grasp.

As he views his reflection in it, the object is revealed to be a mirror with a crescent moon drawn on it.

The Collector's disc.

He had finally found it.

Philip proceeds to place it into his satchel, a satisfied look on his face.

He was so close to was completing his very important mission, and it was all thanks to that gullible witch.

Speaking of her, Philip gazed in her direction and saw her and Luzura running for their lives from the rampaging Stonesleeper.

The two try their best to evade it.

A look of genuine concern crossed his face as he watched them.

'That poor human girl...' he thought to himself as he dug a hand into his satchel and retrieved his journal and quill pen.

After opening his book, Philip began flipping through it until he found a new page.

Using his pen, he starts drawing a plant glyph diligently on the paper.

After completion, he activates it in Luz's direction.

"Aaa!" Luz screams in fear as vines loop around her figure, pulling her over to Philip.

This causes Lilith to gasp with widening eyes.

"Luz!" The witch cried out to her niece, her right hand reaching foward.

Philip placed his journal back in his satchel and kneeled down to activate the teleportation glyph as Luz sat next to him, entwined in the vines.

She grunted, desperately trying to escape her imprisonment.

"Say goodbye to Aunt Dirtrude, Luzura," Philip hummed darkly to her, pressing the glyph.

Luz's eyes widen as she turned her body towards Lilith.

"Lili-"

Before she could finish, she and Philip were transported back to the cave they started in.

...

Luz opened her shut eyes. "Huh?"

She blinked as the teleportation flash faded away, and saw that she and Philip were no longer in the same cavern where Lilith and the Stonesleeper were.

Still wrapped in the vines, she turned to glare at Philip as he stood. "What was that for?!"

Philip began to brush the dirt off of his blue coat.

"I was expecting another human to express gratitude towards me for rescuing them from a witch," He huffed.

"Human?" Luz gasped. "Wait a minute! How'd you know I was human? I never told you that."

"You had saved me from those thickheaded demons who were attempting to destroy my journal. You wouldn't have done that if you were a witch," He explained, looking down at her.

A playful smirk started to spread on his lips. "Also, you're a terrible liar," He hummed with a chuckle.

Luz gasped once more.

"Hey, you take that back!" She demanded. "And take me back to my cool aunt Dirtrude! I need to save her!"

Poor Lilith was probably still being hunted down by that Stonesleeper, she thought.

Philip shook his head. "I think not." His tone returned to its cold and calm state as he continued. "It's quite clear to me that the witch you believed to be your aunt was corrupting you. Someone I know experienced something similar..."

Used to know.

He was long gone.

Philip proceeded to pick up Luz and tuck her under his arm like a log of Palistrom wood, the hip opposite to the one in his satchel.

"Come along. It's important that we get back to my camp before sunset, and I have to write down a daring discovery and rescue in my journal."

Philip began heading towards the entrance of the cave.

"Take me back! Take me back!" Luz ordered with a bark, attempting to break free from the vines once more in order to retrieve a glyph and escape.

Her enragement was further fueled by Philip's lack of response.

"YOU BIG BEARDED BRITISH JERK! I HOPE YOU GO BALD! I HOPE YOU GET SMASHED INTO A WALL SOMEDAY! LET ME GO RIGHT NOW!"

I'm afraid I can't do that, Luzura," he insisted calmly.

Luz continued to insult him as he sighed.

What made her want to return to that witch so badly?

He sighed a second time.

She was just like Caleb.

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Oh my Titan, I need a short story about Philip with baby Luz in his satchel.

What if he lays her in it and pulls on his satchel like he's getting ready to go somewhere?

More Beardo Philip and his satchel adventures (this time with Baby Luz)!

Yay!

Those are always fun and silly!

Enjoy, anon (AND I'M SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG 😭 😭 😭).

Hide And You Shall Be Seeked

With his satchel by his side, Philip was nearly ready to depart from his cave for the day.

That is, until he came to the realization that something was missing.

Or rather, someone.

Luz.

Where could she be?

"Luz?" He called out to her as he began to search around his study. "Oh, Luz? Luz? Luzura?"

As he continued, his search became frantic as he checked all the places he believed she might be in.

Luz couldn't have crawled out of the cave, could she?

Philip only hoped that wasn't the case.

She was so small.

Suddenly, the sounds of a baby's giggles echoed off the cave walls.

"Luzura?"

The echoey giggles are heard by Philip once more.

Instantly, he feels relieved, exhaling a sigh as the worry he felt fades away.

Thank God Luz was still here, he thought to himself.

"Are you hiding from me?" He spoke sternly, a playful frown on his face as he crossed his arms and tapped his foot, resulting in a third giggle.

Looks like Luz wants Philip to find her.

He'll do just that.

"Oh, Luzura? Where are you? Come out, come out," Philip said in a singsongy tone, looking for Luz.

She had to be here somewhere.

From her hiding spot, Little Luz peeks her head out some to see Philip's back turned.

With a small giggle, she quietly crawls away, but immediately stops when Philip comes in to catch her.

As he lifts her up, Luz begins to happily babble.

"Found you," Philip chuckles at the baby, the bearded man amused by her adorableness.

"Now, young lady, into my satchel."

Gently placing her in his bag, he leaves the cave.

He now has everything he needs.

[enchantedchocolatebars]

OK, here's a story short idea (mayyybbbeee???)

So basically, another human girl travels from the future and ends up in the 1600s Boiling Isle. She meets Philip, and for the life of him, he cannot shake her off him.

Eventually, he gives up and say "Yep, I'ma adopt U"

You want an 'Old timey dad adopts futuristic daughter' fic?

Okay!🙂 Super cute concept / idea btw!☺️ Thank you again, anon! Hope you enjoy!💕

G/N = Girl Name

Also, in my head G/N is wearing / dressed like this.

⌛For From The Future🧳

After a sudden flash of light, a cardboard box that's coated in cute space stickers appears outside of a forest.

When the box flaps flip open, out pops the head of a young girl. She looked to be about thirteen.

The girl had on a brightly-colored bike helmet with white and yellow stars decorated on the front and back.

Judging from the joy that was radiating on her face, she was beyond excited to be in a new location.

Where exactly was she situated?

The 13-year-old couldn't tell.

She had a hunch she might be in the 40th century, but the flock of flying eyeballs with bat wings that she saw soaring in the fair sky said otherwise.

This girl was named G/N.

She was a futuristic time traveler from the year 3012.

Getting out of her box, G/N is revealed to have a robotic right arm. She also wore a really cute outer space outfit.

Reaching her human hand into the box, she pulls out a small, digital camcorder, along with a tripod.

Once those were properly set up, she stood in view and began recording herself.

After a wave at the camera, she starts her enthusiastic speech.

"Hi, guys! G/N, here! Today, I'm outside of a strange forest! I think it might be enchanted or something. Still not sure where I am, but I saw some flying eyesballs! No joke, they had wings! They flew right by my head!"

G/N was also a vlogger who loved sharing her travels through time with her viewers.

She always had a blast doing so!

Just last week she was in 1762 recording THE Mozart playing live at one of his classical concerts for them.

As she continued to speak, in the background, a bearded man in a blue coat was approaching the forest.

Picking up on the sound of grassy footsteps, G/N turns, her gaze now on him.

Seeing the scruffy man, she gasped, looking back at her camera.

She became sparkly-eyed as she spoke, directing a finger at the man.

"Oh, my gosh, A LOCAL!"

She had to say hi.

Quickly lifting her camera off her tripod, the young time traveler rushes towards him.

"Hey!"

Turning around, the man, upon seeing the girl, stopped and stood still like a startled wet kitten.

What was that strange device she had in her hand?

And why did she have it aimed at him like that?

Was she going to shoot him?

Was this karma catching up with him?

He clutched his satchel close.

"Hi there!" The girl greets in a cheerful tone, offering him a big smile. "My name is G/N! I'm from the future! What's your name?"

"Uh... Philip..." The man slowly replied, still clutching his bag.

"Nice! Say, Philip, what year is this?"

" ... 1660?" Or was it '70? He lost track sometimes.

"Sweet! I've never been to the 1600's before."

That definitely explained the man's accent and attire.

As G/N begins to take a picture of Philip, he quickly lifts his satchel to his face like a shield.

"Oh, no, no, no, don't worry," she speedily reassures, showing him the photo she took. "I just took a picture. See?"

She thinks doing this might ease the man's fear.

Lowering his satchel some, Philip saw the picture of himself.

A genuine look of interest spread on his face.

A device that captures an image at just the press of a button?

Fascinating.

Truly fascinating.

G/N gave a giggle at his reaction. "Yeah, cameras are pretty cool. But anyways, you probably know this place a heck of a lot better than I do. I was wondering, would you mind show me around some? I would love to capture even more stuff on my camera."

Her question earns her a frown from Philip.

"No," The brunette would bluntly state.

He was stern on his decision to not show her around, but she was persistent.

She kept on bugging him, and Bugging Him, and BUGGING HIM.

"please?"

"Please?"

"PLEASE? 🥺 🙏"

"You'll be internet famous."

Finally, he sighed.

"Fine." He couldn't believe he was giving in to this random girl.

It wasn't for the "internet fame" by the way as he had not a clue what an "internet" even was.

And so began the start of a beautiful father daughter friendship...

Hopefully.

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Elsewhere and Elsewhen

Before activating the teleportation glyph upon finding the Collector's disc, Philip pulled his journal from his satchel once more and opened it to an unused page.

He drew a plant glyph and activated it in Luz's direction. Vines emerged and looped around the human girl, pulling her over to Philip. As she sat next to him, tangled in the vines, he put his journal back in his satchel and kneeled to activate the teleportation glyph.

"Say goodbye to Aunt Dirtrude, Luzura," Philip told her, pressing the glyph.

Luz's eyes widened and she turned to yell, "Lili-!"

Before she could finish, she and Philip were warped back to the cave they started in.

Aaa, he's kidnapping Luz! 🤯 🙀

I'm guessing he found out that she's human.

How evil / villainous of him (I hate him and he's horrible, but I still love him 💖 💗 💕 💟).

This is a VERY interesting and heartbreaking concept, anon! 👀

It's well written too!

I could see myself writing a short fic / story on it.

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More of Beardo Philip with his satchel, please?

Yes, anon! 💕

Hope u like this one. 👍

I tried. ✌️

The Theif

His companion, seated on a stool near the bar and facing him, nodded. "Where'd you get it from?" He questioned, taking a swig of his drink.

"Like it?" A muscular demon would ask his mate, the two of them at a local tavern in town.

The man displayed a satisfied smirk on his face as he showed off his brand new brown bag.

"I stole it from some hairy human," The muscled demon would pridefully admit. As he continued, he begins to mock the human's accent. "He was all like, 'Hey, that's mine! Give it back!' and I said, 'Too bad, loser! It's mine now!'"

As both demons began to cruelly laugh, the companion notices someone heading towards them.

"Hey, is that him right there?"

The muscular demon catches sight of Philip approaching him with furrowed brows and a frown.

His cocky smile grew at the human.

"Well, well, well, look who it is."

"I came to retrieve what's mine," He states in a stern tone, referring to his satchel.

This made the demon laugh as he dangled the brown bag in a taunting manner. "You want this back? Fine, I'll give it back." He slams his elbow against the surface of a small nearby table, bending it. "If you arm wrestle me for it."

Blue eyes gaze at the beefy arm before looking back at the demon.

Yeah, no way was Philip doing that.

He'd surely lose.

He knew that.

"Actually," he began, "I was hoping to make an exchange."

He was trying to reason with him.

"Perhaps I could--"

Both demons howl in laughter at the human.

"I have no interest in anything you have to offer."

"Yeah, so get lost."

Irritated, Philip expels a huff as he walks off, while the demons continue to ridicule him.

What steps must the witch hunter take to retrieve his stolen satchel from that brute?

Philip had to think.

As he contemplates, he comes to a halt when an idea strikes.

Looking back, a smirk begins to slowly appear on his lips.

Time for him to start spreading some rumors.

...

As the muscled demon emerges from the bathroom, he spots Philip happily leaving with HIS satchel.

"Hey!" He shouts, getting ready to chase after him, until he feels a tap on his shoulder.

As he turns, he finds himself surrounded by angry tarven patrons who appeared to be much bigger and stronger than him.

"So, our mothers have the faces of a horse's rear end, huh?"

"Huh?"

The patrons all crack their knuckles before immediately lunging at the guy, forming a big ball of violence.

Outside the tavern, Philip smiles as he hears the demon screaming in complete agony while he walks away.

Justice has been served.

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I mean that post about the Collector turning Belos into a baby and Hunter carrying him around in a satchel. This idea is from the ask I asked you.

The idea anon is referring to.

Ah, okay!👍

Enjoy!

• A baby can't take care of a baby.

• Can he?

• The Collector considers Baby Philip to be his friend. Sure, he might cry a lot, but he's not a big fat jerk like his older self.

• Utilizes his magic to make a Caleb plush with brown button eyes for Baby Philip. "Here, have this! Bigger you talks about him all the time! He seems to really like him... sometimes. Maybe you will too!😊"

• "What do mortal babies eat again? Pizza bagels? Ice cream? Chocolate? Rocks? Fire? Gravity? Ooo, how about a pizza bagel ice cream chocolate rocks fire gravity sandwich? :D"

• They engage in a variety of fun games together, such as hide-and-seek and go fish! (With go fish, the Collector has no idea how to actually play, and Baby Philip always throws his cards in the air and babbles excitedly.)

• The Collector tells stories using finger puppets to Baby Philip.

• They both take a nap when they're exhausted from playing.

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Belos Philip carries baby Hunter in his satchel too. Only difference between him and Beardo, beside the lack of beard and the graying hair, is he wears his emperor wardrobe instead of his 1600 clothes.

When he doesn't want people like the coven heads or the scouts seeing him carry Hunter around, he hides Hunter and the satchel inside his emperor cloak.

Aww, that's actually really cute, anon! ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

I bet Belos Philip probably has to shush Baby Hunter before putting him in to prevent him from making noise and being caught in his cloak.