#satan claus

[rattoes420]

Morgan ily

[dblackthorne]

[lionesscersei]

[lucipurr333]

Satan Claus wish you a Merry xmas

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[sunny-d-anomaly]

Which is better? Or what aspects of each do you prefer?

[galerymod]

One is tumblr, the other is crappy reality.

Satan Claus

Most people don't fuck their brains out at Christmas but stuff themselves like a Christmas goose in order to re-enact the suffering of Christ

[furoraruart]

Get out of my head.

[babacontainsmultitudes]

So it was established in the last episode that Taylor still believes in Santa (tbh I wouldn't be surprised if it's come up prior to this ep too but anyways-) so... Do you think (saint) Nicky been has portalling in every year since the betrayal to sneak in a gift for his son amongst the pile? That Cassandra doesn't even notice because it's just one among the many many presents she herself has bought and wrapped? But every year without fail... Taylor gets one gift that simply says "from: Nick" and well, obviously that has to mean it's from Santa (a conclusion which Nicky expects him to come to, and why he can sign his name at all, though he misses when he could just write "dad"). And one year when he's still quite young, a sleepy little Taylor actually catches Nicky in the act, and Nicky wishes more than anything that he could just *stay*, but instead he only softly tells Taylor to go back to bed, and Taylor thinks that Santa is a lot younger and a bit sadder than he expected, but what's he gonna do- not listen to Santa Claus? So he smiles meekly at the man he does not know to be his father, and hurriedly heads back to his room.

Also yes of course Nicky eats the fucking cookies left out of course he's not gonna pass up on free cookies (which are home-baked to top it off) come on that's a given.

[stimtickle]

When you’re on his Naughty List too long.

Joyeux Noel

[hotdoghottakes]

Let's see~

Red ✅

Spells his name with S-A-N-T-A ✅

Has the perfect lap to sit on ✅

Has a Little Helper ✅

You don't want to be on his Naughty List (unless you do) ✅

I know what I want this holiday season~

[helpless--romantics]

therapist: its okay naruto running santa isnt real and he cant hurt you

naruto running santa:

[toruandmidori]

CHRISTMAS IS COMING. BEHOLD HIS SANTANIC MAJESTY

Stay cosy whilst worshipping our dark festive overlord this year with our funny, vintage Santa Claus Christmas sweater. 

Great gifts for naught list dwellers.

Available in a range of colors and styles online here.

[mdns-whspr]

Art inspired by unreleased song by Voltaire!! I absolutely love his songs and other works🤍

[the-moon-in-the-gutter]

Thinking about the ghouls attempting to convince Phantom and Aurora that Santa Claus is real, except it goes awry and Phantom is horrified of this man who breaks into someone's home to leave them gifts. He's convinced it's reverse burglary. Absolutely terrified of some random man coming into the Ministry to "spread Christmas cheer" and yet he ONLY comes when they're asleep.

However, the ghouls have a tradition that each year either Aether or Swiss dress as "Santa Claus" to deliver presents. This year it's Swiss' turn. Which goes wrong when Phantom is awake, watching for Santa Claus to attack him. So he sees Santa and runs to Swiss' room to wake him and show him Santa.... only to find his room empty. But it doesn't dawn on him quite yet, so he's running to Mountain's room to wake him. Phantom is panicked, rambling about how Santa Claus took Swiss.

Through laughter Mountain has to explain that it's not real, that Santa is a myth we tell to mortal children. That Swiss and Aether take turns dressing as Santa each year for fun.

[snail-shell2335]

merry (late) christmas!!

i’d like to formally apologize for the huge extended absence from this account. i’ve had the craziest first semester of college a person could ever have, and i wish i was exaggerating when i said that. i hope to start posting a little more on here, but for now take this! happy holidays!!