#satan claus

[rattoes420]

Morgan ily

[dblackthorne]

[sunny-d-anomaly]

Which is better? Or what aspects of each do you prefer?

[kokeethornton]

Die Schulbus - Prügelei habe ich letzte Woche erzählt :) Moin!

[babacontainsmultitudes]

So it was established in the last episode that Taylor still believes in Santa (tbh I wouldn't be surprised if it's come up prior to this ep too but anyways-) so... Do you think (saint) Nicky been has portalling in every year since the betrayal to sneak in a gift for his son amongst the pile? That Cassandra doesn't even notice because it's just one among the many many presents she herself has bought and wrapped? But every year without fail... Taylor gets one gift that simply says "from: Nick" and well, obviously that has to mean it's from Santa (a conclusion which Nicky expects him to come to, and why he can sign his name at all, though he misses when he could just write "dad"). And one year when he's still quite young, a sleepy little Taylor actually catches Nicky in the act, and Nicky wishes more than anything that he could just *stay*, but instead he only softly tells Taylor to go back to bed, and Taylor thinks that Santa is a lot younger and a bit sadder than he expected, but what's he gonna do- not listen to Santa Claus? So he smiles meekly at the man he does not know to be his father, and hurriedly heads back to his room.

Also yes of course Nicky eats the fucking cookies left out of course he's not gonna pass up on free cookies (which are home-baked to top it off) come on that's a given.

[the-moon-in-the-gutter]

Thinking about the ghouls attempting to convince Phantom and Aurora that Santa Claus is real, except it goes awry and Phantom is horrified of this man who breaks into someone's home to leave them gifts. He's convinced it's reverse burglary. Absolutely terrified of some random man coming into the Ministry to "spread Christmas cheer" and yet he ONLY comes when they're asleep.

However, the ghouls have a tradition that each year either Aether or Swiss dress as "Santa Claus" to deliver presents. This year it's Swiss' turn. Which goes wrong when Phantom is awake, watching for Santa Claus to attack him. So he sees Santa and runs to Swiss' room to wake him and show him Santa.... only to find his room empty. But it doesn't dawn on him quite yet, so he's running to Mountain's room to wake him. Phantom is panicked, rambling about how Santa Claus took Swiss.

Through laughter Mountain has to explain that it's not real, that Santa is a myth we tell to mortal children. That Swiss and Aether take turns dressing as Santa each year for fun.

[snail-shell2335]

merry (late) christmas!!

i’d like to formally apologize for the huge extended absence from this account. i’ve had the craziest first semester of college a person could ever have, and i wish i was exaggerating when i said that. i hope to start posting a little more on here, but for now take this! happy holidays!!

[punishedsaints]

[nkp1981]

In case you are in doubt about who delivers the Christmas gifts.

Found on: Reddit

[dblackthorne]

KRAMPUS. “Satan Claws”.

[ask-a-bot]

Uh, Bee, Rod? It’s Santa Claus. Not Satan. Satan is a fallen angel that destroys everything God calls good and holy. If you google him, you’re not going to find what you’re looking for.

Now Santa Claus is a legendary character that is based on history. You see, he’s also known as St. Nicholas, a real person in history: https://www.stnicholascenter.org/who-is-st-nicholas

If I recall correctly, other places in the world have different names for Santa Claus. “Father Christmas” is one of the more common variation.

Does that make sense, Rod?

Oh! Oops. Satan is like Unicron, then? Yeah... wouldn't want him giving me presents.

Wait... does Santa Claus mean Saint Nicholas?

What makes you say that?

Optimus said before that Santa Monica meant Saint Monica. And Lunar already said that Saint Nicholas was another name.

I know him from Soundwave's contraband telly as "Father Christmas", but he is called all sorts of things all over the world. He lives in a house in London and he got an upset fuel tank when he went on holiday abroad and ate fish without any chips or sauce.

... What?

And then he forgot the Queen's present and had to make a special trip. The milkman saw him.

What're you talking about?

Megatron said he lives at the North Pole.

Megatron doesn't know his afthole from his fuel intake! There isn't even anything at the North Pole!

[k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9]

Krampus!

[fanofspooky]

Santa's Slay

2005 • R • 1h18m

Santa Claus is actually a demon who lost a bet with an angel, so he becomes the giver of toys and happiness. But when the bet is off, he returns to his evil ways.

[religion-is-a-mental-illness]

[thedudolf]