#naughty girls and boys

[nottsangel]

TWENTY-TWO. voyeurism — new girl au (in which you live with theo, mattheo, enzo)

warnings — smut 18+. voyeurism (spying on reader). male and female masturbation. thank you so much my girl @rafescvntyclubgf for helping me with this idea ily!!!

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finally… back home. you plop down onto the shared couch in the common living room, your tense body immediately relaxing after a long, difficult day. you momentarily close your eyes, taking a few big breaths as you try to unwind— but you instantly crave more to fully relax.

thankfully, your annoying roommates are out today, giving you the privacy you need. slowly, you slip your hand into your pants, fingers dipping into your panties. a relieved breath escapes you as you gently rub your aching clit, your whole body instantly melting into the comfort of the couch.

“hmmm, just what i needed.” you gasp softly, biting your lip as your back instinctively arches, hips bucking slightly in desperation. you’re so lost in sheer pleasure, your lips parting in ecstasy and your wetness soaking through your panties— until you’re suddenly snapped back to reality when you hear low groans and feel multiple eyes burning into you.

these fucking idiots. you instantly realise that your roommates aren’t out today, noticing their presence when you see all of their previously closed doors slightly ajar. what you don’t see, though, is that each boy has their hand wrapped around their throbbing cock, slowly pumping it while intensely watching you— but you’re not stupid. you know exactly what’s going on.

your first instinct is to tell them off, but instead, you decide to have a little fun before you do. you spread your legs a little wider and increase your sensual moans, giving them a show. from all their bedrooms, you can hear the rhythmic, slick sounds of them stroking themselves and low moans growing louder, causing a sly smirk to appear on your flushed face as you continue to eagerly finger yourself.

right when you sense they’re close to their release, you quickly pull your hand out of your panties and grab your phone from beside you, opening the group chat with the four of you. from their bedrooms, you hear surprised gasps and ‘oh fuck’s, realising that they’ve been caught.

you: stop spying on me you creeps.

enzo: it wasn’t me.

you: you bring a different girl over every night, you whore. i think i know what your moans sound like.

mattheo: 👨🏻‍🦯‍➡️👨🏻‍🦯‍➡️👨🏻‍🦯‍➡️

you: i’ll kill you as well matt.

theo: sorry amore. i’ll make you some pasta to make it up to you.

you: thank you theo 😇

mattheo: this is unfair. im moving out.

enzo: i’ll snap the spaghetti right in front of your eyes, nott.

theo: with those skinny ass arms? shiver me timbers.

enzo left the group chat.

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reminder: reblogs and comments are greatly appreciated and keep me motivated. ty! ♡

[trappedinafantasy37]

Minthara is such a bi queen...

And by that I mean bilingual! Well, it would be more accurate to say multilingual. That bad puppy can fit so many languages in her squishy worm addled brain, you would surprised! Now, she's only fluent in like two or three of them. But she knows a few words and phrases in all the other languages such as "go fuck yourself", "obey", and "die". She has put enough people through her advanced interrogations that she's definitely picked up a few words.

And if you are someone who speaks a language that isn't drowic or common, she's dusting off her skills in that language and practicing it, just for you! She wants to be sure you understand her very well when she tells you how disappointing you are. Minthara takes her words very seriously and she likes to be understood so she will quite literally speak in the language you understand. Doing something nice or heroic or flat out stupid? Yeah, she's cussing you out in your language.

And if you're her lover? You can guarantee she knows how to say "I love you" in your language. Not cause she's romantic or anything, but so she can be extra sure of what words not to say. You're not about to catch her getting all soft on you. In fact, if she feels the inkling to tell you she loves you, she will be sure to say it in a language she knows that you don't understand. It may seem cold, but it is the only way she can be vulnerable with you without feeling vulnerable. And there is this sense of plausible deniability so if you ever accuse her of saying she loves you, you won't be able to prove it cause you have no idea what she said. (But don't worry, she loves you silly)

Oh, and Minthara is bisexual.

[dehbisworld]

[shutinlear53]

plain janes are so undersexualized that they integer overflow to being the peak of perversion, like nuns and jon arbuckle

[flawlessfaeaudio]

Busy day today, so it took me a bit longer to get this done than I expected. At least it's here now though! I love getting all bendy with it <3

[mozart-the-meerkitten]

me: okay so I'm writing a Wingfeather Saga/Dragonkeeper movie crossover. but what about the Dragonkeeper book? what do I cross that over with?

chaotic part of my brain: the HTTYD books

me:... okay, but-

chaotic brain: Hiccup trying to understand Danzi's dialect of dragonese

me: oh my gosh you're right that's hilarious

I'm imagining this going like:

Ping: Oh, so you can understand Danzi too?

Hiccup: Well... yes... but he has the weirdest dialect I've ever heard in my LIFE.

Meanwhile Danzi and the Wodensfang are discussing these small chosen children they now have to look after and how the world has changed in the thousands of years they've lived

and then:

Hiccup: Oh yeah, I had a dragon stone I had to keep safe too. It turned out to have the power to destroy all the dragons.

Ping: wait- DANZI IS THAT WHY YOU WANTED ME TO TAKE GOOD CARE OF IT?! DANZI!

Hiccup, hearing how Danzi instructed Ping to take care of the stone: ohhh, no, nope that is, um, that is a dragon egg. that's definitely a dragon egg.

Ping: IT'S AN EGG?! DANZI WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME

(and truly that is the question. why DON'T you tell her, Danzi, stop getting mad at her for not taking care of it, she literally thinks you have an unhealthy attachment to a ROCK, not ONCE have you told her it's a dragon egg. this would LITERALLY fix all your miscommunication errors.)

[jadessmut]

you just got me hard and stroking to your ass next to my sleeping wife

Sorry, not sorry 💕 xo

[lonelyvampx]

Such a sad thing ...

[bunicate]

using a silly spell online to summon a demon for sex thinking it wouldn’t work and then *poof* lucifer da morning star is in your room ! he’s equally pissed and amazed tht a silly litl human girl had enough magical power to summon him and to ask for sex of all things

[britcision]

So partner and I are nearly done the first season of Arcane

And listen

We all knew Mr Who Needs Therapy When I Can Be Edgy And Menacing With My Robot Eye wasn’t going to suddenly realise the wonders of psychological health and good coping mechanisms just because he’s acquired a sad blue child

He already murdered his bf it’s too late anyway

But post time skip I do think he’s really starting to question that decision, and I think that’s beautiful

Of course, his solution thus far has been “uuuuuh what if we have matching trauma”, and I bet I know how that’s gonna go for him 👀

[ibelongtotheclassics]

Sharing some of my childhood + present anime & studio ghibli OTPs

*uwu* they’re so precious for meee 💖🎬🇯🇵

< PART 4 / on-going list >

[zappedbyzabka]

When someone gets your pussy wet, you’re supposed to grab them by the nape and rub their face in it for making such a mess (because it’s their fault and therefore their mess) like they’re a puppy that piddled on the carpet btw

[nowordsformylove]

Before Davy joins the Monkees he’s still getting into an abundance of shenanigans and trouble so to hide from some bad guy he dresses up as a woman (what’s new). Then some guy with curly hair starts chatting him up and Davy plays along so as to not be suspicious but also to get out of the club undetected. Micky takes him home and Davy takes off the wig and is like “thanks mate, I really owe you” and Micky (who thought he was getting lucky with a lady tonight) is like D:

mickyyyyyy omg he would absolutely plays it off like he knew Davy was a guy the whole time

Davy joins the band etc etc and Micky still thinks about that time he thought Davy was a girl and is so embarrassed by it but come on Davy is so pretty it makes sense he’d be fooled… and he’s still so pretty even as a guy and now Micky is confused because why is he still into him. he catches himself still flirting with Davy sometimes and hopes he doesn’t notice that what Micky just said was more than a friendly comment/joke. fast forward to some like it lukewarm and Davy is arguing with the guys that there’s no way anyone would fall for that and Micky accidentally lets it slip that yeah people would he did when they first met, and Davy is like ??? but you were helping me escape you even took me home.. and then he realizes that Micky did that because he thought they were going to hook up. Davy teases him about this and Micky laughs it off but hes embarrassed that he accidentally told him.

maybe Davy is teasing him by doing some fake flirting with Micky but Micky is into it (even though he knows it’s a joke) umm there has to be a confession and kiss scene eventually

[deadmegumi]

When louis phantom threads lestat in s3 >>>>