#sasuke sfw

[narusasuart]

Huh, no, they're sparring. Wait, what did you think was going on? 👀😏

[larssks]

genius is just synonym for cocky lil shit

[front-facing-pokemon]

[cowboysorceror]

I glow pink in the night in my room 💖 ID is in alt text!

[jjdizz]

Happy 4500 followers on tumblr @crossroadsbishounen 🥳💖

[animeomegas]

blowing some boys' back out please x3 your choice of 'em

that's 2 imprecise help neji gaara, sasuke, and minato? :3 bonus if the alpha is big in size. I'll be 🍷 anon if not already taken ! mwah

(Hey, welcome 🍷 anon! Let's see~)

N-sfw under cut

Let's set the scene!

It was a rough night last night, enthusiastic, hot, and very heavy.

And some soreness is totally normal after nights like this, especially when you consider your... greater than average size *cough*

But when your omega gets up the next morning, it's clear that the soreness is more than normal.

He's waddling around the house, holding himself gingerly, still kind of dazed from last night.

He probably has some emerging bruises in sensitive places, a few pulled muscles, too.

Maybe you were a little too enthusiastic 😅

But how does he react?

Neji

He is deeply unimpressed by you.

He's sending you dirty looks, blaming you for his current condition and conveniently forgetting how much he was begging for it to be harder last night.

"How am I supposed to go shopping like this? 😠"

You better be pampering him to say sorry.

He's going to settle down on the couch and you'll be doing all the chores and massaging the sore parts of his body.

Bring him snacks and butter him up with lots of lovey dovey apologies and he'll forgive you.

And then ask for that kind of sex again the next week smh.

Gaara

Concerned boy is concerned :(

Rough sex is extremely out of character for him, and so something must have triggered it. Perhaps extremely heightened emotions?

I'm not sure, but he's regretting it so much :(

He knew rough sex was a bad idea. He kind of feels bad about the whole thing.

For a shinobi, his pain tolerance is pretty low, but he still has to get to work because he has a village to run...

He keeps his composure remarkably well at work, but he goes home early and he expects lots of cuddles and kisses and gentle affection.

It's one of the only sex things that he won't overshare with his siblings because he's genuinely embarrassed by injuries that occurred from his perceived lack of control. He feels like he should know better.

Give him lots of love, okay?

Sasuke

He is SOOOOO embarrassed.

And he's pissed at you. But he won't say that because he's too busy pretending that nothing is wrong.

This lasts for all of 5 minutes before he realises that pretending he's fine means leaving the house like this, and he'd rather DIE.

So, the man who would try to train or take a mission while literally delirious with illness, actually takes a day off and hides in bed.

A bed that he kicks you out of by the way.

(but you can probably sneak back in with some well placed nuzzles)

What is he even so embarrassed about?

People knowing he has sex? Kinda, yes.

How fucking ridiculous he looks waddling around? Absolutely.

Not being strong enough to physically take his alpha without injury? Yes...

DO NOT tease him!

Just apologise once and then make him breakfast and don't bring it up ever again 😅

Minato

He's a bit sheepish about the situation, because he remembers begging for it to be harder, and he should have known better.

Oh well! Now he knows better, and well, it was pretty hot.

He gets a bit turned on thinking about it, which probably hurts, so that train of thought dies quickly.

He will probably tease you about being so big and rough lol

To be honest though, he's totally fine, and he'll say "you don't have to do that" everytime you try to apologise or make it up to him.

He would appreciate you running him a bath and making him some food though, just to show him that you love him.

Let's just hope that he's not teaching that day 🙏🏻 Because he is not as subtle as he thinks.

Or working as Hokage... Because his guard definitely know how he spent yesterday evening 😏

[vmilu]

2004 vs 2023

The parallel between the scenes on how they end is simply 💗💗💗💗

I swear they have their own love language

"Thank you"

[bokumono-bachelorette-bracket]

team fortress two.

[joy-girl]

Safe for Work Sasuke really exists, he literally made my phone die after seeing this picture

[mirabritart]

Sun Bleached Flies - Ethel Cain

[thottyimagines]

request sfw H, O, E sfw alphabet for itachi pls. Also, you're really creative, it's almost frightening.

Thank you! Being called almost-frighteningly creative is what made me decide to go search through my tags to even find what this would be asking. I can't find the original post, but all of those letters have been requested for others in the tag so:

Itachi

H: What is their deadly sin?

This felt like a hard one to pinpoint, because mostly I think Itachi is unhinged and interesting but, above all else, pathetically sad. But I suppose, given his actions, pride. Whether he's aware of it or not, he thinks he knows better than everyone else, assumes there are no other solutions or options to situations other than what he can think up himself, and feels empowered to dog Sasuke's every step to make sure he's sticking to the Itachi-ordained path to fratricide (and if Sasuke is caught slacking, Itachi will sharply correct him).

O: What would it take to break them, inside and out?

Probably the only thing left that can break this husk of a man is Sasuke's death. You have to understand, Itachi has hung everything on his brother.

The massacre is an acceptable sacrifice, because Sasuke gets to live. His exile from the only home he'd ever known and lifetime commitment to being a missing nin is tenable, because he has Sasuke murdering his ass to look forward to. His frankly insane, terrifying, traumatizing actions against Sasuke are for the greatest good of all: knowing his sweet baby brother is strong enough to survive anything.

If that were to be ripped away from him, I can't imagine Itachi's fragile psyche would ever recover.

E: How are they with children?

Terrible and awkward! The moment Itachi started demonstrating that he's a total freak of nature genius baby, the adults in his life went "oh, nice, none of that coddling bullshit needed!"

He has no idea what to do with any child who isn't already just a mini adult. That Sasuke loved and idolized him so much isn't evidence of Itachi's child-rearing prowess; it just tells us that Sasuke is, in his own way, also a freak.

[nostalgicfun]

Weeble! 💛

[dark-omegaverse]

Warnings: n-sfw, exhibitionism, spanking, omegaverse

Omegas that think they're doms are so cute!

He'll talk about how he's not the stereotypical omega, because he likes to take control in bed.

Poor thing loses all that bravado when a cock gets inside him. It just feels so good, he can't help but start babbling and slurring.

You knew all along, of course; omegas are made to take cock and submit to alphas. It's just so cute to watch an omega get cock drunk, when they so adamantly denied that it would happen.

Still, as cute as it is, you can't have this misguided omega running around telling people he's a dom. No, if this pounding doesn't teach him, you'll have to spank him in front of his friends, so he learns to accept who he really is 🥰

Zen, Jumin, Sasuke, Kankuro, Shikamaru

[jackalspine]

[ramyeonguksu]

Me whenever I server-deafen @shiratamako in my server's VC so we can talk about spoilers around them without actually spoiling them

[boatemboys]

comically large warped fungus