#sasuke!!!!! 😭😭🥰🥰

[stardewpoesie]

Just remembered Sasuke

[skykashi]

Kakashi's latest appearance from Sasuke Retsuden's last chapter 🥰❤️

Look how handsome he is 😭❤️❤️ I love him

[animeomegas]

I'm really sick rn and last night I fell asleep to imagining laying on the couch with a blanket, with your head on Itachi's thighs as he caresses your hair, tea and snacks on the coffee table 😭 am I asking for too much-🌘

Noo, I'm sorry that you're not feeling well, moon anon!

You're not asking to much, we all deserve an Itachi to dote on us when we're sick 🤒🥰

Here's some more ideas for your daydreams:

Coming in and out of consciousness and hearing Itachi gently humming in the kitchen as he makes some soup for you.

Resting your head on his thighs, but feeling his little baby bump against your cheek. It probably wouldn't help in bringing your temperature down, but 🥺

Him blowing on the spoon on soup before feeding it to you, his hair tied up messily to avoid dipping it into the soup.

Him asking Sasuke to run to the shops to get you whatever you want so he can stay with you. You can just hear snippets from the front door of Itachi having to bribe Sasuke to do it.

I hope you feel better soon, moon anon!! <333

[keithisbae1]

I commissioned @/crispycandyyy on Twitter for this masterpiece for my Jock Sakura and Nerd Sasuke AU. I just can't get over how they look here 😭😭

This is a scene from my fanfic, hope you enjoy reading 🥰

[svfttachi]

hiiii, I just love you writing😭 and i have a request (i know that it's a bit general): a really fluff e cute scenario between reader and Sasuke. Thanks in advance if you accept the request🥰🥺

WC ━ 2.0k

TYPE ━ GN!reader

✎ this was really fun to write, and i'm sorry if it's a little rushed at the end. this is my second sasuke piece for this blog, so it was a good change of pace from writing for his older brother, itachi. anyway, i hope this is the fluffiest thing you read today!

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TINY bells rang from above the glass door to the small, quaint shop in the busiest part of this city’s shopping district. Two men of similar heights walked into the shop with neutral expressions written on their faces. As they walked closer to the glass counters, the view of all of the expensive, shining jewelry came into contact with the younger man’s charcoal stained orbs. In fact, with such a wide selection of unique and flawlessly cute jewels, Uchiha Sasuke was beginning to feel overwhelmed as his eyes danced from one piece to the next.

A hand pressed firmly onto Sasuke’s shoulder, instantly bringing a wave of relief when his body sensed the familiar presence standing next to him. Looking over at his older brother, Uchiha Itachi, Sasuke’s eyes darted down at the hand on his shoulder, specifically at the polished, golden ring that was encircled around his brother’s left hand ring finger. The ring caught on the dim lighting of the store and shined brightly. Sasuke shook his brother’s hand off of his shoulder and stuffed his hands in his jeans pockets, looking back down at the assortment of engagement rings in the display counters.

Before Itachi could question Sasuke’s current mood, one of the workers of the store walked up to the two gentlemen with a small smile on his face. “Who is proposing today, if you don’t mind me asking?” the worker asked, looking from Sasuke to Itachi. Itachi tapped the tips of his fingertips against the glass counter, glancing at Sasuke for a second before pouring his attention onto the kind worker. “My little brother, over here, wants to propose to his longtime partner of I believe… seven years, and quite frankly, he is picky with his presents, as is, so this is the third shop we have been to in the last couple of days,” Itachi replied, feeling a smirk come into play. Sasuke attempted to elbow his older brother in his side, but the man swiftly stepped away to look at some of the sparkling engagement rings in the display cases.

“Seven years is a long time, my friend. How did you decide they were the one?” the worker asked as he began to take out some of the finest of rings in stock. Sasuke peered down at the small display sitting on top of the glass countertop, taking in the amount of sparkles that shimmered against each individual ring. Completely ignoring the worker’s question about his significant other, Sasuke picked up one of the rings he pulled out, bringing it up to his face for a closer inspection.

The ring had a clean, silver band which held a squarish, sparkling jewel right in the middle of it. Compared to many of the rings available here, it was the shiniest and had the biggest rock. Sasuke wasn’t too sure of which ring would fit best on your finger and with your style, but he definitely knew you’d rather keep it simple.

Setting the ring down, Sasuke picked up another one, copying the same actions he took with the previous choice. Contrasting with the big, shining, silver ring from before, this ring had a pretty, thin rose gold band with a smaller, oval stone in the middle. After looking through countless options for the past couple of days, Sasuke’s thoughts were circling around how much you would adore this ring. Many of the rings he looked at before didn’t scream you at all, and now that he was here looking at this ring right before him, he knew it was the one he wanted to use to propose to you.

Oblivious to Sasuke’s surroundings, Itachi walked up to his younger brother and glanced down at the ring settled between his index finger and thumb. Sasuke looked up at the awkwardly smiling worker after having just dazed away because of the impact the ring had on his mind. He was going to do it… after seven years of being together, as one, Sasuke was motivated to make it more official through marriage, and the thoughts were beginning to clog up whatever was left of his mind after finding the perfect ring. “I’ll take this one,” Sasuke spoke in his low and deep tone, holding the ring out for the worker.

Itachi widened his eyes a little at how quick of a decision Sasuke had made just then. They had quite literally just stepped foot into the store, and after looking at only two rings, Sasuke was ready to go with the second choice. However, Itachi trusted his brother’s decisions, so he watched as Sasuke paid for the ring and got handed the bag which contained the delicate, velvet ring box inside of it. The two Uchihas walked out of the shop with silence resonating between them as well as the strange, three feet distance between their figures whilst they walked around the shopping district.

“Have you thought about how you’re going to propose yet, Sasuke?” Itachi asked, glancing over at his brother. Sasuke pulled the box out of the shop’s bag, flipping open the lid to take another look at the ring. The light sparkle hitting the small stone shined brightly within the box, and just like that, Sasuke was beginning to grow anxious thinking about the moment he was going to get down on one knee and ask you to be his forever. “Something simple… Y/N doesn’t like big celebration type things,” he muttered, closing the ring’s box and setting it back down in the shop’s bag.

Itachi agreed with Sasuke on the approach. He, himself, went with a simpler approach for his own proposal, and in his experience, it has a lot less tension in the air. “Would you like some pointers? I can give some—”

“No… no. I don’t need your help anymore. I’ll be fine on my own,” Sasuke declined, making his way to the car. Itachi sighed and followed Sasuke.

.・゜゜・

The night sky was shining brilliantly as the clocks struck eight o’clock. With every passing minute in the car, Sasuke was anticipating the proposal. He couldn’t stop moving, and you, who were seated beside him in the passenger’s seat of the car, grew curious. To you, it felt like this was going to be another dinner date with Sasuke at some fancy restaurant that he had picked prior to getting in the car. Yet, you started to notice how there was sweat beginning to accumulate on his forehead and how his fingers tapped anxiously against the steering wheel.

Unconsciously, you reached over to Sasukes’s side of the car and rested your hand against his own. Thankfully the car was stopped at a red light because Sasuke froze much like a statue in a museum at the familiar, soft sensation of your hand upon his own. Immediately, he took his hand off of the steering wheel and intertwined your fingers with one another, now resting his elbow over the armrest in between your seats.

“What’s got you so anxious all of a sudden?” you questioned. Your thumb made small caresses against the softness of the outside of his hand in an effort to comfort him. “I–It’s nothing. Don’t worry about it,” he responded in his blunt manner and his deep tone.

When the signal turned green, Sasuke pressed down on the gas pedal to accelerate the car forward. You remained silent throughout the car ride, but as you glanced out the window, your eyes were keen on spotting less buildings than the normal streets you can recall from memory.

Soon, the car came to a halt, and again, your eyes roamed the view in front of you. Rather than a fancy, five-star restaurant, you were looking out a glorious, open field of colorful, blooming flowers. Somewhere near the car, there was a small picnic blanket set up with some string lights sat around it.

You were aware of how romantic your partner could be towards you, but this was a new experience for you. It started to warm your heart as you took in the area once more, thinking about how much effort and planning must have gone into this. You were so stuck in your surprise that you didn’t notice Sasuke had exited the car and opened the door for you.

With a hand extended in front of you, you tore your eyes away from the view for a moment to take Sasuke’s hand in your own. He shut the door after you exited the car and led you towards the grass where the picnic was set up. The two of you carefully sat down next to one another, and instantly, you hooked your arms with Sasuke’s right arm. Resting your head on Sasuke’s shoulder, your eyes remained on the beautiful setup in front of you.

“This is really amazing, Sasuke. How much time did it take to set up?” you curiously questioned, moving your head to aim your sight at the handsome man you were attached to. Sasuke felt your gaze on him, so he also turned his head to capture the glow in your eyes, “Not long… I had Naruto, Sakura, and Kakashi help me.”

“Well, it looks wonderful, and I can’t wait to dive into the delicious food you must have prepared,” you stated, unhooking your arms from Sasuke’s arm. As your hands were about to reach for the picnic basket, Sasuke quickly placed a hand on your wrist, motioning you to stop.

“Before we eat, I have something to say,” Sasuke began. You nodded and sat back with your hands gently resting on top of your legs. Your eyes took note of the rising blush arriving on Sasuke’s face as well as the silence that followed his statement.

Sasuke took a deep breath and stuffed his hand into his blazer pocket, “Ever since we met in elementary school, I have always vowed to protect you at all costs. My feelings for you only grew deeper as we got to high school and graduated. It was hard to go four years without seeing you, but I’m glad that we are sitting here together and able to call each other our own. I don’t think I would have ever stopped waiting for you to come back, even if it meant waiting for an eternity, Y/N. My life isn’t complete without you in it. And… I have been thinking about asking you this for a while, so I decided that it’s now or never that I ask you. I don’t ever want to lose you, Y/N, because you make me a better person, all together.”

By now, tears stung your eyes at the beautiful words that Sasuke spoke about you. Your eyes shot down to Sasuke’s hand, and a hand came to cover your mouth as your eyes squeezed to a squint. The ring box came into view in Sasuke’s hand, and his other hand opened it up to reveal the pretty, thin rose gold band that he had picked with his brother. At that point, you couldn’t contain the happiness, and your eyes proceeded to douse your face in salty tears that began to run down to your chin and over your hands that cupped your mouth.

“I feel that I am ready to take the next step in our relationship, and I hope that you are, too. Y/N, will you do me the honor and agree to marry me?” he asked in his deep tone. The hand that held the small ring was visibly shaking, signaling how nervous he was for the response.

Much like the incident in the car, you reached out to place a hand on his empty hand, and his eyes kept themselves locked on you. The shaking had stopped almost instantaneously, and in that very moment, Sasuke knew what you were going to respond with.

“Of course.”

Sasuke let out a hiccup as the tears began to come to his eyes as well. Carefully, he slid the ring onto your finger and reached over to bring you into his arms. Your face was hidden in his shoulder as his chin dug into your head. Soft kisses were placed into your hair on your head, bringing you the most comfort you’ve ever felt.

“Thank you for everything, Y/N.”

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[uzumaki-naruto-7th-hokage]

Sorry, I forgot all about Sasukes birthday 😭❤️ Well, I made this little video on CapCut and shared to TikTok. 🥰❤️Hope you like it 🙏🏻♥️

July 23rd 🔥

Sasuke was born on July 23rd, just a few months before Naruto himself, and Sasuke was born under the Leo astrological sign, a fire sign. In many ways, Sasuke really does embody the lion of the zodiac in the story of Naruto, and no one can get in a proud lion's way.

[bunny-hoodlum]

Hey I started reading “Asynchronous With You” AND I LOVE ITTTT😭 I have some questions, u don’t have to answer ‘em

why did Sasuke delete the video of Narihina from Naruto's phone but save it on his? And does Naruto like Hinata like she does?? Also, when is the next update

Thank you so much for the ask!! I'm so glad you love it!! 🥰

So... Sasuke saved the video in case it became necessary to show to Naruto, should the time come when he realizes he has feelings for her. By deleting it from Naruto's phone, Sasuke is protecting Hinata's feelings at the same time, because if Naruto saw it, and where they stand right now as foster-siblings, things might get way too awkward and who knows if Naruto is the one who chooses to pull further away, but after that phone call he had with his bestie, Sasuke predicts that the real creator of all their problems is Naruto and his mistrustful, anxious-avoidant behavior. Sasuke will eventually become certain that Hinata is the most stable in their situation, that she'll never change even if their circumstances do. It's mainly Naruto who needs to grow.

Sasuke's like the ultimate confidante in this fic. Not much of a wingman though, since he isn't one to meddle in their personal biz. But he's gonna do his best for the both of them.

Hinata is definitely Naruto's favorite person, but he's so hyperfixated on their pseudo-siblingship to look at her romantically. Ironically, he seems to have zero interest in romance, putting family and friendship first, while finding time to get laid like it's just a hobby. This is one of the major hurdles Hinata is going to have to overcome, because of how at-odds their values are. 😔

I don't know when I'll be updating it. 🥲 I'm just a taaaaaad bit distracted by my new fics. 🙈 Which are also overdue for updates. 😩 But also, I'm a tad bit stuck with AWY at the moment, despite having a plan for the next part and the part after that, and that, until the winter break mini-arc. 🙈 My last WIP draft for AWY just wasn't working and I haven't figured out how to fix it yet. 🥲 But I've been trying to work on it in the back of my mind. 🤭

Thank you again for the ask! 💕💕💕

[sessakag]

I find it pretty difficult to enjoy Sasuke-Naruto as a ship because the way Hinata is treated in that fandom space is disgusting and it’s soured me on the ship completely. But I really really love them in your throuple stuff! It’s nice to see them soft and caring for each other and being kinda snarky but ultimately loving without the thought of “oh this person hates Hinata” in the back of my head. And even when it’s a scene between the two of them, Hinata’s presence is still very much felt which I appreciate a ton. I’m never gonna care about NHS as much as NH but you’ve made the ship enjoyable for me so I’m really grateful!

For sure, there's some really toxic and nasty NaruSasu shippers that go after Hinata just because she ended up with Naruto, and I can't really understand it for her considering she's so damn sweet to everybody, and would be one of the only women to step aside if her husband truly wanted someone else, with no ill will, but, that's a them problem, not mine, lol. I separate the NaruSasu ship from that muck entirely and enjoy it how I want, and what really helps is that there are plenty of SasuNaru shippers I've met that engage with my throuple posts that are absolutely lovely and didn't mind Hinata at all🥰I even got some throuple converts out of it, which I'm always trying to recruit😉

I'm glad you're able to enjoy the throuple for once, trust me, I understand that feeling 100%. There's only a handful of NaruHinaSasu fics and too many of them treat one of the trio like an optional piece (usually Hinata) that can't enjoy the story at all, and that same though will be in the back of my head (this person hates Hinata😩) I'm not one to stew over it though, if I'm not finding what I want, I'm gonna go make it myself🤭

I can't help but mention the other spouse when one is missing. It's probably trauma after reading fics that keep leaving one person out, lmao, but I just have to make sure people know they all love each other, even when it's just two of them. Especially Hinata!💕She be getting done dirty in these dynamics😭

And I got you, I'm in the same boat, I love NaruHinaSasu, but NaruHina is my core, it is life💕my OTP forever💕💕💕

Still, I am very happy that you can enjoy the throuple too. That's all I want is for people that read my throuple fics or stories💕to enjoy seeing these three together because they really have a very cute, very interesting and lovable dynamic when they're all being loved equally. I want to write a lot more for this throuple (been too busy obsessing over NaruHina though lol), and hopefully, more people will give the throuple a chance and that it will help shift the current negative perception of this throuple due to the venom of a few writers😩because you are certainly not the first person to bring up the venom souring them on NaruSasu and consequently, NaruHinaSasu.

I've got about 5 NaruHinaSasu fics coming up that I'll be posting some time this year, and the ones I already have out will be getting some love once I finish a few things with Butterfly and Prey. I'm really excited for these new stories and I hope they're something more people come to enjoy🥰

Thanks so much for dropping by to share your feelings about this ship and your feelings about my snippets🥰makes me super happy!

[tamelee]

Draw what you want to draw Tame! I mean, I’m not particularly a fan of Sasunaru in general because I often associate it with a side of the fandom I had a pretty bad experience with, but I like your Sasunaru drawings because… they’re yours. You communicate so much trough you art, it brings me so much joy, and I get so inspired from you… We feel the love you hold for Naruto and Sasuke trough your pieces, it’s the most important thing.

+5 (long post)

Thank you for sending me messages like this 😭💕 I feel like I don't deserve it, but like, honestly, it's a bit strange how your brain automatically focusses on this negative, invading thing but some of you always remind me to redirect my attention elsewhere, does that make sense? I don't know if it does, but in short; I appreciate it A LOT! 🥰 1st Nonee; I think I understand what kind of bad experience that may be.. I'm sorry to hear about it ;-;- I'm extra grateful you can still connect with my art despite it <3

Yes… I’m aware. 

This… sorta feels like I was having a conversation with someone about different kinds of apples and then you walk by, linger to listen, sorta cough for a moment, tap me on the shoulder and say, “I overhead and found this hilarious, honestly. Why the hell do you refuse the existence of banana’s? They are real and you should take into consideration that some people may prefer them over apples. Are you just pretending there’s just no other fruit?”

And I’ll frown in confusion, hold up a rotten apple and explain I was talking about this (I’ll point at it) very specific moldy, apple. That, it doesn’t matter whether it used to be red or green, it shouldn’t be consumed anymore after it passes a certain limit. 

But then you come over to lecture us about banana’s because it’s also a fruit, and you feel strongly about the fact that both are great for baking and just because they have these similarities, it doesn’t mean they are the same thing. 

And I agree because I just said that I didn’t care what color it had but… it’s rotten. 

Anyway, either you missed the point completely, or I haven’t been clear enough. In which case, I probably made it more confusing, but since you found it hilarious I wanted in on the joke 🤷🏻‍♀️

“I feel like taking that into consideration it's understandable that some people prefer to stick to just one dynamic, whichever that might be. This obviously does not justify harassing creators for doing a different dynamic you don't prefer.”

On the other hand, I think you did get the point somewhere. This is literally what I said. 

So, this was very informative, but I’ve talked about it before. In the post I also mentioned preferences and that I had one as well. Don’t you think that by itself acknowledges the possibility of a distinction between options? There’s no use for a preference otherwise, yes? It means there are choices. And the people in the comments talked about heteronormativity which has largely to do with the characterization you’re talking about. That means people aren’t blind at all, because this characterization in fandom has a lot to do with heteronormativity which, in turn, is often the reason they start attacking each other. And just because it’s true and real, or a phenomena as you say, doesn’t mean there aren’t any rotten apples and we aren't allowed to throw those in the bin. 

And so, yes, I am very much going to “act” like people who attack other people for something so silly and ridiculous- are crazy. Because the point of my post was specifically about them. 

Aka, the rotten apple.  Have a blessed day as well, Nonee.

[bornonthebreakofdawn]

I’m so excited for the new Boruto!! 🥰 I’m also super anxious that I think imma make myself sick. 🆘 Saw the new Hima design, not sure how I feel abt it. 🤔 NH are stuck looking like they haven’t aged when the rest are continuously aging (although it’s only been 3 years). 🤧 so many feelings. 😮‍💨

What are your thoughts? What direction do you want this to go and where do you think is this headed?

Hiiiii! I opted to wait to answer this until the official release of the chapter is out

Just in case anyone wants to read it, you can read it here:

⚠️Spoilers ahead⚠️

In all honesty, I'm not sure anymore what to expect in the story. Hahaha

I had some theories before but they all kinda went poof especially after the switch happened. I'd probably just wait for Kishimoto/Ikemoto to finish cooking and I'll eat up whatever they'd serve lol

Current thoughts on the TS designs (Especially the outfits):

I think they look good but I also think some of their designs may be a bit impractical/may hinder their movement as shinobi. They do look fashionable though.

For NaruHina: Yeah... They've (unwillingly) become the first users of an anti-aging method c/o Kawaki 😅

Just a few other things I'd like to point out:

3 years had passed since Boruto and Sasuke fled from the village, but Code mentioned he had been chasing Boruto for 2 years. So I'm guessing within the first year he had an encounter with Boruto, and either Boruto or Sasuke inflicted that scar on Code's left eye

Let me also bring up this entrance by Boruto:

Such disrespect my dude 🤣🤣🤣

Other stuff:

So it seems in this part, Hima was recalling the Naruto vs. Delta fight. And even if (let's say the switch didn't happen) it was Kawaki who 'killed' their parents, Hima would still not believe he would do such a thing because she still has that faith in her brothers. I'm so touched by this 😭❤️

This part:

Sure the omnipotence had altered everyone's memories (and it seemed to even gradually wipe other doubts caused by it), but I'm quite curious how it will be when it comes to written records/pictures? Perhaps if people look at documents such as Boruto's birth certificate or photos including him, I'd guess that there'd be some sort of illusion that the affected people would be made to believe that they see Kawaki's name and his image even if the physical documents are still pointing to Boruto's identity? 🤔

We'll just have to wait and see in the coming chapters.

Thanks for sending this ask @asriah !!! 😁

[hellcifrogs]

THEIR PLACES BEING REVERSED FROM THE CANON WITH NARUTO AND SAKURA ON TOP AMD SASUKE INSIDE THE HIDEOUT I'M AKSHSKAKUDIFJSIGAISJDHKSKSKJ (super positive and affectionate)

YESS 😭🥰

[feralhoekage]

Who is your favorite naruto character and why ??

Kakashi or Itachi hands down.

They go through a lot that doesn't really get touched on and no one really talks about.

Kakashi's father was a war hero, he was an amazing ninja and because he refused to let his comrades die, he was ostracized. And eventually killed himself, and Kaakshi was the one to find him. Gai was his only real friend that he let in after Rin and Obito died. Kakashi was days away from killing himself before the third hokage gave him team 7. (Naruto(kakashi's sensei's kid) saved his life that day Idc). Kakashi was always there for his kids. Every time Naruto falls Kakashi is there. He waits just long enough for Naruto to get old enough to run the village and he hands it over to his student. Like the man was the best character. Kakashi and obito's fight, when Rin comes down 😭🥺😭🥺😭🥺

Itachi comes in very very very close. His backstory is hard to get through. Even now watching it. The fact that he gave his girlfriend the life she dreamed of and wanted and deserved just before killing her. How he left most of the women and the children to Obito because he just couldn't stomach it. The way he altered Sasuke's mind in order to get the outcome that needed to happen. Obito and Madara were playing chess but Itachi was playing 3D chess in four different games. without Itachi they would not have won the war. And that fight between them as brothers 🥺😮‍💨🥺🥺🥺

🥰🥰

[chameli]

ask me things you want to know about me: what's your favorite perfume scent? your favorite smoothie flavor? your favorite candy?

a compliment: i love being your friend! you're the bestie i need in high school! i wish we met so much earlier!!!

make me choose between two things: baekhyun or changmin? kareena or juhi? roses or azaleas? sasuke or obito?

my favorite perfume scent is orange blossom, jasmine, or peach. i wear those the most. my favorite smoothie flavor is blueberry pomegranate (literally obsessed) and my favorite candy is reese's peanut butter cups.

aww sunny, you're the sweetest 😭 i love being your friend too! you're so understanding, kind, and caring. i know i can go to you about anything and you'll listen. i'm always here for you no matter what! 💕

this was rly hard and i can't believe you made me choose but i pick changmin, kareena, roses, and obito 🥰

[kankuroplease]

Can we also get the body count for Tsau for all the characters including OCs

There’s some whores in this house 🎵🤣

Madara - an absolute whore and a criminal. High body counts all around, with his sexual partners being over 1,000. Be brags that he’s had so many but only 3 bio kids because he’s smart 💀

Shisui - Around 350. Almost enough to fill a calendar 📆 thinks it’s cute how modest Obito is

Naruto - slut in training. 99

Tsunade - 43… she thinks. Or was it 53? It was a lot of men and women, don’t ask.

Fugaku - 40

Madara’s middle daughter - 36 most of which are back in her and her father’s home country

Itachi - 30 ✨

Toneri - 31

Mikoto - 29

Ino - 27 some this Sakura, some with Sai, some solos

Hana - 22

Sakura - 20 unicorn princess that she is 🦄

Kushina - 16

Sai - 12 who were mostly with Ino + a friend

Madara’s eldest daughter - 11, but if one of crazed relatives asks 2.

Rin - 10 very surprised she beat the boys on this lol

Kakashi - Obito held him back a bit, but more so his career oriented style of life. 8

Hinata - 7. She’s got her short roster of individuals to call to get her off

Obito - 6 , probably could’ve had more if he wasn’t so worried about what Kakashi was doing

Yamato - 5

Hashirama - 5

Tenten - technically 4 but she REFUSES to count Naruto as they both drank way too much and that’s her bro 💀

Neji - 3 classified information.

Nawaki - 2

Mito - 2 her husband and their boyfriend

Sasuke - everyone thinks it’s double digits, but it’s 2

Lee - 1 and he had a blast 🤣

Michi - with her overprotective family, 1 😭

Minato - 1. Kushina took his V card and turned his life upside down 🥰

Chiha - she let someone go down on her at a party and says it doesn’t matter/count because she didn’t return the favor Michi says it counts

[thatdeadaquarius]

A TAG GAME?! :O :D !!

✨️💙✨️

♡ 3 Lovely Ships:

Soukoku (i just think theyre so ✨️silly✨️ & couples that are @ war r my fav so- 🥰) also i recently discovered MANGA soukoku??!?!?! like theyre literally

✨️🍒🍑🍓🩹🩸💀🔫🏳️‍🌈🚔🗡🍉🍊🍋✨️ <- this

EraserMic THIS SHIP HAS BEEN IN MY BRAIN SINCE THE YEAR THE DAMN ANIME CAME OUT, IN THE YEAR OF YOU, OUR CREATOR 2016 I THINK 😭 (sagau ref lol)

IVE LITERALLY CEMENTED THEM SO HARD AS MY GAY DADS THAT I FUCKING FORGOT THEYRE NOT CANON- i get confused when theyre on screen and not more coupley 💀 biggest comfort ship <3

Myself / the near entirety of Genshin Impact Playable Characters LMAOO IM A POLYAMOROUS SL*T IDK WHAT U WANT FROM MEEEE-

♡ First Ship:

Wow, back in ye olden days.. hmm... i wanna say Sasuke/Naruto lmao, I DIDNT REALIZE HUT I HEARD THE WORST NEWS EVER RECENTLY THAT IT WAS ORIGINALLY A BL INSTEAD OF AN ACTION THINGY AND THEY WOULDVE DATED 😭😭

♡ Last Song:

Labour by Paris Paloma! Im so fucking obsessed it just embodies the entirety of Feminine Rage I need- and how hard women work all the fucking time!

(Idk ig this is part of the template but-)

Live, Laugh, Love Hatsune Miku too

@fandangotales lol

♡ Last Movie:

Cocaine Bear!

Kinda cgi gory, mostly gross, sometimes i gagged 😭, watched it in theaters and it was so hilarious tho, the dialogue was like, super natural too! Like realistic jokes i would make in those situations lmao

Hope i can write dialogue that natural one day :O

♡ Currently Reading:

The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System!

I fucking love this light novel (AND ITS ARTIST?! I SAW IT IN A BOOKSTORE AFTER KNOWINF THEM OFF TWITTER AND WAS IN SHOCK-)

♡ Currently Watching:

Bungou Stray Dogs & Saving 80,000 Gold In Another World For My Retirement!

♡ Currently Consuming:

Some fucking stellar Boba teas from my local shop in town! I got a sort of strawberry frozen one with whip cream and mango jelly stars + lychee popping pearls And my quintessential Thai Tea w/classic tapioca my beloved <3

Yes... I am a fancy drink bitch 😔, now you all know my secret

♡ Currently Craving:

God who wouldn't I kill for some pasta rn, like penne with the sauce and the cheeseeee UGH 😫 </3

♡ HAHA IM TAGGING:

(no pressure babes!)

@mists-reading-nook (UR SOLDIER/POET/KING WORSHIP IS CONSUMING MY WORLDBUILDING HEART- I CHECK TO SEE IF U EVER POST ANYTHING/POST ABT KING BC ILY UR WRITING SM<3)

@lonelyrosegold (i just found u but i rlly loved ur background music about Linked Universe, which I also just found out about lmao)

@bk-4-trash-fire (the OG, the SUPREME, My Liege 😌✨️ ur actually one of the first ppl that rotred my brain over genshin sagau! Thank u for all ur cool ideas that i may or may not write an entire short story abt some day lmao! The Possession AU i made was partially inspired by you!<3)

@intothegenshinworld (new for me but awesome writer!! I cant wait to see more of ur stuff!)

@chocogi (UR PUPPETEER AU PARTIALLY INSPIRED MY POSSESSION AU! thanks for the cool content!!)

♡

@fandangotales & @undecidingfate

THANK YOU BOTH?! FOR THE TAG 😭 It sounds silly but ive never gotten tagged for these things before & i was so happy to see it ;u; !!

More asks answered/posts to come my fellow zodiac signs!!

Safe travels,

💀♒️

[lovelucilfer]

chels! i’ve been meaning to stop by and ask a few questions anyway so here i am! delivering a little pick me up 🪄

- what do you remember feeling the first time you ever saw sasuke? has he ever shared with you what his first impression was and if so, what was it like?

- what are some of your favorite things to do together? has he picked up any of your hobbies and sort of claimed them as his own?

- when you envision a perfect future for the two of you, what does it look like?

KENDALL!!! 🥹💖

Come here so I can smooch you on the forehead stat!! Thank you so much for this, I'm soft already. 🥺 These questions are so good, please be patient with me, some lore is still in development. >.<

Curiosity and intrigue, and a sort of cautious attraction? I can't help but to be drawn to the quiet, intellectual, thoughtful types, and of course Sasuke is very pretty. In my selfship au I think I know of Sasuke before he is ever aware I exist. We actually sort of get set up by Sakura and Naruto (which is it's own separate story), and meet formally ahead of a mission we're assigned to together. I think he's impressed by how observant I am, and appreciates that I don't talk a lot or ask a lot of questions at first! 🙈

We like having late night conversations on rooftops!! Staring out into the quiet, mostly vacant streets of the village as they're lit by the moon~ Sasuke likes that it feels like it's just the two of us in the world in those moments, they ground him. We also love long walks, any and every chance at quality time we can have. 💕 He let me try to teach him how to paint once but he gave up very early out of embarrassment that he was 'bad' at it (as if he could be bad at anything).

Ahhh jnfvhdjvbd as for a perfect future for chelsuke?? I envision it as one where Sasuke gets to embrace his soft side, learns how to live alongside his sadness and traumas of the past, to sit with it and accept it, see himself through my eyes, let himself be loved and in turn give his own love more openly. And not just to me, but to his friends/found family and our three lil' kiddos!! (I will never forgive boruto for making Sasuke an absent father, it doesn't make any sense to me). And one where we get to grow old together peacefully. 🥰💗

Thank you so much again jdhfjbsjhdfbjd I could cry 😭