#sassy alice

[crunchkind]

My lovelies!!

[theghooligan]

alicent *externally*: i’m fine, i promise—

alicent *internally*:

[bairdthereader]

I love watching Charlie ping pong between being ultra mature and understanding and then the most teenegery teenager who ever teenagered. Not gonna lie, I'm all about it when his attitude comes out.

[just-consume-it]

“That castle is more crippled than I am”

“Perhaps you might place a feather pillow over his head and speed along your inheritance”

“Are you afraid?” “Worse. I’m rational”

THE ONE LINERS THIS EPISODE ARE SO OUT OF POCKET

[dreaming-of-the-reality]

Season 2 Alicent Hightower is not the same Alicent Hightower I loved and cherished from season 1

“I have sinned”

“We must proceed cautiously”

“Father I do not wish to be a spectacle”

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Episode 6: The Princess and the Queen

• “Keep trying Ser Laenor, sooner or later you might get one who looks like you” - Alicent regarding Joffrey’s appearance.

• “Have I lost my sanity Ser Criston? Do my senses lead me astray, or is everyone else asleep dreaming the same woolly dream? - Alicent to Ser Criston about Viserys ignoring Rhaenyra’s bastards.

• “How sweetly the fox speaks when it’s been cornered by the hounds” - Alicent to Viserys after Rhaenyra’s offer wedding Jace and Heleana.

• “She is desperate, she feels the earth washing away beneath her feet and now she expects us to ignore her transgressions and for me to marry my only daughter, to one of her… plain features sons”

• “You may do as you wish, husband. When I am cold in my grave” - iconic Alicent quote to Viserys

• *Alicent leads Viserys into his chair and reaches for a blanket* - “I do not need the blanket-“ - *Alicent aggressively tucking the blanket over Viserys*

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Episode 7: Driftmark

• “Where is Ser Laenor?” - “Entertaining his young squires I’d venture” - Alicent responding to Viserys request.

• “There is a debt to be paid. I shall have one of her sons eyes in return” - and eye for an eye

• “If the King will not seek justice, the Queen will. Ser Criston, bring me the eye of Lucerys Velaryon. He can choose which eye to keep, a privilege he did not grant my son”

• “No you’re sworn to me!” - Alicent to Ser Criston

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Episode 8: Lord of the Tides

• “Princess Rhaenyra… and Prince Daemon. It’s been so long since we were granted the joy of your presence”

• “and on the morrow, which authority will sit in judgment of my (Rhaenyra) sons claim on his own inheritance?” - “that would be mine (Alicent)… and the hands. But be assured, the Father is just and commands me to forget the accusations you have hurled in this room today *smirk*”

• “You’ll have the chance to make your own petitions Rhaenyra. Do Ser Vaemond the courtesy of allowing his to be heard”

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Episode 9: The Green Council

• “Am I to understand that members of this small council have been planning, secretly, to install my son without me?”

• “But the King did not wish for the murder of his daughter! He loved her, I will not have you deny this!”

• “One more word and I’ll have you removed from this chamber and sent to the wall!”

• “We do not rule, but we may guide the men who do”

• “Our hearts were never one. I see that now. Rather, I have been a piece that you moved about the board”

• “I have Aegon. We’ll proceed now as I see fit”

• “I wanted whatever you impressed upon me to want”

• “Reluctance to murder, is not a weakness!”

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RIP to my iconic Queen Alicent Hightower of Season 1

[eliseliedl]

American McGee’s Alice

2 / ?

[thevalicemultiverse]

The roles that fit you three too well:

Victor: The House Wife.

Alice: The Girl Boss.

Smiler: The Sassy Themfriend.

Cuddlepile

Victor: ...I -- I can't even argue with that.

Alice: I do appreciate being called a girl boss. Though I'm not sure I'd call Smiler that "sassy."

Smiler: I can be sassy when I want to be! Sassy's fun sometimes!

[crushedoutvelvet]

Sassy Magazine - December 1993.

[beckytheclown]

i wanted to be them growing up, they were my icons… idk if that says anything about me as a person hehe 👀

[ceoofhelaegon]

helaena smirking at aegon basically sexually assualting jace at the table will forever be my guiding star in the helaegon dynamics in my head 😂 I love interpretations of helaena wheres shes a little messier especially when with aegon

Nonnie, only after starting to make those gifs that I noticed that.

I LIVE for messy Helaena, are you kidding? Imagine she loves the messiness and making fun of her brothers but Alicent, Otto and Criston don’t believe that. Because have you seen her?! She’s the personification of sunshine, there’s not a single messy streak in her.

But nope!!!!! She’s messy, she loves the drama and I’m here for it.

That could also mean that Aegon and Heleana get along much better than what we originally thought.

[vanilla-extracter]

Denise Bryson was the blueprint for Alice Dyer (and they would get along)

[hoodedchishiya]

Basic answer but 'Chishi' is cute and fun to say, 💕

What cute/special nickname would you give my muse?

Wow, how creative this was. Genuinely blew my mind. I would give you a solid A+ for effort and originality. I’ll be sure to give you a standing ovation the next time I see you.

But you know, Chishi sounds like some sort of sushi dish. But I suppose it’s better than the nickname ‘Shunty Cunty’ as many have called me before.

~Chishiya ♦️

[triiicksttcr]

[ I went to take some room pictures yesterday with my bestie @tumultesanguinaire and just look at them!! I love them so much AAAAAAAA ]

[just1bostera]

The Hightower stare

Genetics, chico. They never lie.

[radiotusciaevents]

Gino Severini a Cortina

La forza e la potenza delle radici cortonesi di Gino Severini (Cortona 1883 – Parigi 1966), tra i grandi innovatori dell’arte del Novecento e figura e personalità di spicco in ambito internazionale, sono al centro dell’articolato progetto di valorizzazione del patrimonio severiniano della città. Avviato quest’anno dal Comune di Cortona in collaborazione con il MAEC e l’Accademia Etrusca di…

[heiilari]

"there is no "we." " m4lic3 ( any muse you see fit )

Alice looked at Belial for a moment as sweat dripped down her head. she had been in this Hell scape for gods know how long and to hear such words. well it caused her to freeze for a moment before she spoke up

"THERE is supposed to be a WE! that was the deal!. I help you and you help me!"

There was a quick moment of desperation in Alice's voice before she shook her head and took a deep breath. she had to ground herself. what was she expecting after all. she was to naïve and to trusting .. almost to eager for a helping hand

"You know what... It's fine I don't need help anyways-- NOT like you'd be much help! @m4lic3 "