#sasstiel

[makeadealwithdean]

12x10 - more deancas being an old, bickering, married couple and sam being the forced third wheel <3

[reallyunluckyrunaway]

I wish we could've seen this on the show.

[pizzagirlxnsfwx]

OH MY GOD!😂

I love this so much😂💯❤️

Sass-tiel

More Sass:

Revenge of Sass-tiel

 Return of the Sass-tiel

The Sass Strikes Back

Back in Sass

Back that Sass Up

[sastielsmanuscript-draft]

who is william shatner and why is he a sastiel shipper

[spnintheyearofourlord]

sam/castiel's ship name should be spelled sasstiel actually because of their great propensity for sass

[carolinagirl80]

this literally the correct way to how people should approach a celebrity:

https://x.com/sasstiel/status/1855496559062069293

https://x.com/sasstiel/status/1855496571611431264

https://x.com/sasstiel/status/1855496576682295455

Yes!!!!!! When I saw it on my tl this morning I was like “oh lord, here we go 🙄”

I was pleasantly surprised. They were respectful. They waited until an appropriate time instead of interrupting. They acted like normal people instead of psycho horny teenagers. Sounded like they kept the conversation light and not intrusive.

He was nice in turn. 💙

People need to pay attention…

[sastielsfandom]

I'd blame the characters but I think that's just my personality shining through lol

I'm curious how others would describe my writing, I personally think of it as tenderly bittersweet for the most part with humor.

[sarah-dipitous]

Hellsite Nostalgia Tour 2023 Day 225

Inside Man/Kill the Moon

“Inside Man”

Plot Description: Sam and Castiel set out on a mission to find a cure for the Mark of Cain, and Crowley’s relationship with Rowena is put to the rest

Would I Survive the First Five Minutes??: No one died

Goddammit, let Bobby rest!! He earned that

(Cut to 24 hours earlier)

It’s a good thing the brothers know each other like that because Sam wanting to go off to some other city to see a foreign film on their off day is not convincing me as the viewer. How that convinced Dean, I don’t know

If we want to get…….oh. It wasn’t “if we want to get rid of the Mark, we have to get rid of Dean” it’s “it’s we have to get back in cahoots with Metatron”

Crowley, can you KNOCK?!

She looks stunning in purple…the costumers have been so wonderful to me

She’s got herself a lil boy toy…maybe. Or she made up a boy toy to cover up her real motives, which is even funnier

Cas isn’t allowed in heaven?!

🥹Hannah🥹 it does make me sad to see them opposing each other though

How do you break Metatron out of jail……….oh. That’s why they need Bobby, I bet

“You can be damned AND a conscientious worker” man, you don’t HAVE to be though

How does Dean have that many people in his phone? No offense, man

Sam’s :/ yet undeterred face when faced with a billion “No trespassing” and “keep out” signs

I love sasstiel. “And you’re….what ARE you?” “…I’m an angel” “that…no you can’t be” “why not?”

This psychic calling Metatron a creepy hobbit lookin fellow. It honestly made me laugh out loud in the break room

Dean…now you’re just being mean. There’s hustling someone at pool and then there’s taking that kid’s watch that his dad gave him. Yeah he’s an asshole college kid, but damn

There is no rest for Bobby…

She dressed up so nicely to go try to kill Dean, and she’s so unrepentantly evil. Fuck, I love her so much.

Ewwww…the structure of heaven is really…terrible. It’s all sterile hallways with alphabetized rooms where every individual person gets their version of heaven. It’s not what it should be

GIRLIE!!! You literally cut yourself up and blamed Dean to get Crowley to turn on him. And I love how she absolutely cuts Crowley to the core with her words

Omg a revolt of all the Robert and Roberto and Roberta Singers that Bobby broke out of their respective heavens

That was such a funny action movie sequence. Cas jumping into the portal to heaven and sliding through the door

“Dean has given up” “And you idjits haven’t.” “Would you?” “Hell no” Cas and Bobby deserved more screen time together

God, this sit down talk between Dean and Crowley…they ARE friends. They’re somehow still friends

I hate Metatron as much as the next guy (and the next guys have called him a creepy hobbit and a fraggle, so…) but him calling Cas Asstiel will never not be funny

YES, CAS! “You’re gonna be MY punching bag”

I promise I still hate him but he gets so many funny lines. How much time did he spend thinking about

I am…so damn impressed with Sam and Cas’s plan. They just STOLE METATRON’S GRACE AND THEN SAM SHOT HIM IN THE LEG just to get the leverage they need

I want her to burn it all down. I appreciate that Crowley is choosing himself, and it’s great for him…but I want her to go ballistic, just completely of the deep end with rage. I need it like air

I’m not lying when I say that Bobby telling Sam in a letter that he’s a good man, one of the best, and he’s damn proud of him is making me tear up. With all the doubts that Sam’s had that he’s a good person, that he’s not just cursed…

“Kill the Moon”

Plot Description: The Doctor and Clara crash land on the Moon to find a world of horror

This…only takes place 26 years from RIGHT NOW. 2014 was such an optimistic time. Y’all really thought we’d be going to the moon again? I wish I could believe that. PEOPLE? On the MOON?!

Please tell me that the astronaut that was in the cold open with Clara is a future Courtney Woods! (I love that she’s back in the post opening credits scene, so THAT is what I’m holding out hope for)

Oh…not future Courtney…present Courtney is on the moon

“One small thing for a thing. One enormous thing for a thingything” honestly, I’m not mad at her. First girl on the moon and those are her first words on the surface? Love it for her

The shuttle says United States, WHY does everyone still have an accent from across the pond? The TARDIS doesn’t need to translate it. They’re all speaking English

WHY ARE THERE SPIDERWEBS IN THE ABANDONED SHELTER?!?! WHO BROUGHT SPIDERS TO THE MOON????

Nooooooooo. No I don’t like whatever’s living here

THAT IS A HUGE AND GROSS SPIDER. This is also the worst soundscape I’ve ever experienced. It’s the amplified sound of weird skittering and then IT ECHOES BECAUSE WHY NOT

Courtney Woods 2024. I don’t care that she’s not American, in the face of great danger (a giant spider) she was cool calm collected enough to do what needed to be done (all purpose cleaner it to death. Kills 99.9% of all germs. I guess huge spiders count, too)

THAT WAS A MOON GERM?!?! No. I refuse to accept it. Why? I hate it

I also don’t like knowing what the twist is. I know I’ve said it before but so much of the Moffat era is depends on not knowing the twist

Courtney is an ICON. She retches in the TARDIS, which sends her a little off the rails because the Doctor then tells her she’s not special, so Clara tries to get the Doctor to just take that statement back, but that’s not good enough for him, he needs to make the statement untrue, she has to be special now, so he takes her to the FREAKING MOON where she becomes a sort of hero because no one knew how to kill the giant spider looking germs, and the second she’s sent to the TARDIS for her own safety, what does she do? POST PICTURES OF HER TRIP TO TUMBLR

I need to know…ok, the actress playing the astronaut was 47 when this was filmed. If we take that age and make it her character’s age in this episode, that means this character is 47 in 2049. She is 21 today. She was 12 when this episode aired…do not come into my hellsite and tell me “my granny used to post things on tumblr” Your granny MAY very well be here for all I know, but don’t pretend you weren’t, too. YOU ARE NOT THAT FAR IN THE FUTURE. You signed up on your 13th birthday in 2015. I cannot let this go. “Courtney’s posting stuff to tumblr, doesn’t that know where you are?” “I don’t know, I’m not a historian” BITCH. WHAT. STOP THIS BLASPHEMY RIGHT NOW

Oof, now we’ve entered the part of the episode that’s gonna make me mad but not in a fun way.

The optimism that we could have a female president by the time 2049 rolls around…..

You can’t expect someone with an amount of Time Lord DNA to go kill hitler if they were in 1930s Germany?? Really??? Have you forgotten your wife so soon?

So they’re letting Earth democratically vote whether or not to blow up the moon, which is an egg, by whether or not they turn out their lights. Lights out on earth means lights out for the moon. It’s not even a close vote (but I’ve now had the ending spoiled for me and I’m not happy about it)

And then Clara decides on her own that ALL OF EARTH’s decision wasn’t as important as her own feelings on the matter. And to make matters worse, she gets justified in her actions by the narrative because everything worked out anyway no harm done

Is that really what we should be doing though? I’m not saying checking out our own space neighborhood wouldn’t be interesting but every time in this rewatch when they mention some human colony out in space somewhere…like, SHOULD WE BE COLONIZING SPACE THOUGH?! And it’s gonna last FOREVER?!

Wait. Pausing how much this episode makes me mad to say Courtney ACTUALLY becomes president of the United States?!

Ok but honestly, how much DID the Doctor know? Because if he knew that it would all work out and how humanity starts to travel to the stars because of this day and didn’t let them make an INFORMED DECISION, that’s…I can understand why Clara is so upset with him right now. She took the fate of humanity in her own hands and didn’t know how it would shake out, but the Doctor might have and he just fucking vanished. She has every right to be furious with him

She will never look at the moon the same way again

[funsizepunkelf]

Castiel more like Sasstiel

[reallyunluckyrunaway]

...He may not be real, but my love is!! 😔

[kerryweaverlesbian]

They're literally saying the desti-hellers will never have this....

IDs under cut

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Image 1: A screenshot of a Screen Rant listicle. The title for this item is "Sasstiel: they have better compatibility" with an image of Sam Winchester and Castiel looking at each other. Further text reads "Had they really become a couple, Sam and Castiel would have become the perfect one. It comes down to the two always having their views aligned, with Sam and Castiel never disagreeing on anything and having a great relationship in general."

Image 2: Another screenshot from later in the article. The title of this item is "Sasstiel: their embraces have reciprocity" with an image of Sam and Cas hugging. Further text reads: "It’s an important factor in Supernatural’s DNA for the hugs to be filled with love and emotion. While Dean was more than willing to embrace Sam, his hugs with Castiel were almost always one-sided due to Dean feeling awkward."

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This is election interference actually

[xfancyfranart]

Since pride month is in full swing, may I present you Slay-stiel, gayngel of the Lord? :D The outfit is a creation by Christian Cowan and when I first saw it, I immediately felt the urge to draw Cas in it :) I hope you enjoy it <3 Btw: The colors accidentally match the gay men pride flag which I am very pleased with :D I’m a bit late to the party sadly, but I figured I would love to make this a late submission for @spnprideweek day 7 :)

[shedontlovehuhself]

Dean: you're some heartless sons of bitches. you know that?!

Cass: as a matter of fact we are. And??

Okay Cass!

[sastielsfandom]

Love when Sastiel is indeed sasstiel.

[ineffablecho]

Sasstiel

One Castiel Quote per Episode 88/136 → 12.03 “THE FOUNDRY”

[castielsupremacy]

Just realized I gotta post my sastiel art here!

For this first one

I head canon that cas HATES touching Sam after Sam gets he from runs because Sam is all sweaty and Cas isnt used to the feeling of sweat and he hates it; so of course Sam chases Cas around the bunker trying to tackle Cas in kisses and cuddles after each run. This backfires when Sam gets home from a run and Cas is sitting ontop of the fridge glaring at him until he takes a shower. (Which of course Cas joins)

This next one is a collab done by me and my friend on IG (their @ there is letorite) and the rest are done soley by me!