#sasha ts

[carp-from-space]

It's Sir Egg Custard Paracelsius Archimedes, or Shoelaces for short!!!

It is 4am and they are arguing over kitty name they all have been feeding behind wet wick

Name kindly provided by @toxintouch

Bonus Leander going trough the door to see whats up. (And he has a name for kitty too)

[tomboygays]

my children forever

[chillykitty]

also bloody Mary is canon now. I think she's friends with the dragon witch

[campbellsoupgansey]

SANDERS SIDES VIDEO ESSAY

HI Y'ALL! some of you might remember a survey i put out over a year ago about your experiences in the sanders sides community. now that i've written about half the script, i'd like to know, what's something y'all would like me to cover? this could be anything from fandom discourse to in-canon plotlines to thomas as a creator. please let me know! i'd like this video to be as comprehensive as possible. thanks!

[persephvnes-elysivm]

11:14pm...

imagine them dancing to ariana grande's fantasize, full energy, disgustingly serving cunt flawlessly and making sure your eyes were on them. not caring about how their movements sent a pang of heat and desire shooting down between your legs and the urge to fold them like a lawn chair to rail them until their brain melts....

they just wanted to show you how well they can learn a simple dance and they ate that shit up... 🤷‍♀️

(if y'all don't know what I'm talking abt just look up the song's TikTok dance-)

MIKASA, PIECK, Annie, Sasha, Hange, Momo, Mina, Mirko(?) + ur faves

[ace--of--swords]

Sirin and Alkonist.

Deep lore with siblings from across the realities.

[fakedragrace]

For ALL STARS 14: DOLL OF ALL DOLLS, Ru Paul & Michelle come out as trans non-binary (she/he & they/she respectfully), and TS Madison joins as a permanent judge.

Rumored Guest Judges: Trisha Paytas, Charli D'Amelio, Courtney Stodden, Dave Chappelle

Santino Rice was rumored to have been invited back (production mistook him for transmasc)

Sasha Colby confirmed for filming, unclear if contestant or guest

[warrior-cats-project-otd]

The Warrior Cats project of the day is A Love Song to Finance by Mudshadow! This PMV explores Russetfur's feelings towards Sasha, in a scene depicted in the "Tigerstar and Sasha" graphic novels where Russetfur gives prey to Sasha and her kits. Russetfur catches feelings for Sasha, but is to afraid to act on those feelings, and walks home with regret. The backgrounds, tweening, and animation are all super pleasant to look at, and the lipsync is really smooth! The colours and effects used for the backdrop really bring this PMV together, slightly gloomy, and it makes me feel nostalgic. It's a wonderful PMV!

[ollieofthebeholder]

sasha/melanie with 20! (i know their relationship is more complicated but. im love them)

20. things you said that i wasn’t meant to hear

"I just don't think it'll work."

Sasha froze in the act of reaching for the door. She was not, by and large, a believer in the sunk cost fallacy and indeed rather felt that there was no point too late to make better choices, so even though she'd been closer to the cafe than the Institute - admittedly not by much - when she'd spotted the dark clouds on the horizon, she'd still opted to turn around and go back for her umbrella, on the basis that possibly getting a little wet if it caught her before she was able to retrieve it was better than getting a little wet if it caught her before she got to the cafe and then having to walk all the way back in a deluge. She meant to just slip in, grab it, and head out, but the sound of Melanie's voice, and more importantly the faint note of despair in it, pulled her up short.

"Why not?" Tim's voice, not Martin's. That was...worrying. Sasha gnawed at her lip. The Unknowing was close - they would be leaving the next day, while she and Tim stayed behind - and they'd been laying plans for a while. Melanie - and Gerry and Martin - were their litmus tests for how well a plan would work, since they'd been doing this so long, and they'd signed off on this one, but if Melanie thought it wouldn't work...

"Well, she's...you know. And I'm...me." Melanie sounded unusually vulnerable. Sasha wanted to go in and give her a hug, reassure her that she was stronger than Nikola Orsinov and that everything would be fine. But, guiltily, treacherously, she hovered outside the door and eavesdropped shamelessly. She wanted all the facts before she swept in to save the day.

Tim's sigh sounded less resigned Archival Assistant and more exasperated older brother. "Neens. I know you've had a shitty time of it with people you've dated before, but trust me, okay? Sasha's not going to force you into anything you don't want to do, and she's sure as hell not going to make sex a condition of being in a relationship with her." There was a brief pause, enough time to pat Melanie on the shoulder. "She likes you. You like her. The rest will take care of itself."

It was several seconds before Melanie replied, and Sasha could hear the smile in it that she hadn't heard in a while. "You think she likes me, huh?"

"Well, she sure doesn't cuddle me in my sleep."

Melanie laughed - actually laughed - and Sasha heard footsteps heading away from the door. She paused and counted to ten before opening the door for her umbrella.

She wasn't meant to hear that. She probably shouldn't act on it. She certainly shouldn't say anything tonight; she'd already done enough "just in case" and didn't want to tempt fate further. But...maybe when Melanie got back, she would tell her what she'd said on the tape. About how she needed her to be safe.

After all, Melanie hadn't been meant to hear that either.

Send me a ship and one of these and I'll write you a mini-fic

[talkfastcal]

Brooks and gleb back on my screen

[carp-from-space]

:3?

[oddlygoode]

drag con is the best thing to ever happen to me and i wasn't even there

[terrifyingstories3]

meet the tanners 

twins. guardians. curly redheaded disasters. most likely to end up fired for breaking rules to do the Right Thing and help out the people they care for 

sasha radiates big sibling energy and falls into that role a lot, accustomed to caring for their sick and aging father and comfortable in a protective role with her brother, but mikhail is actually just slightly older, and there are times when he’s very much the older brother taking care of her and she really counts on that and my heart swells very much. 

sasha is aromantic and doesn’t get their romantic mess of a brother at all. while sasha doesn’t feel much in the way of romantic feelings, mikhail invented being in love with his wife. no one does it like him. the laughing stock at work because he chases birds around taking pictures for his wife because she loves birds and they make her happy and he doesn’t care one bit. however, both are bisexual and super sexy. 

they both love music and have beautiful voices, would probably be a really incredible sibling duo in another life. sasha still sings in this one just for the enjoyment of it (as in like, in public, if the opportunity presents itself), whereas mikhail sings and hums to himself without realizing and annoys all of his coworkers (and sometimes intentionally to his wife, in a much more tender and personal way.) 

sasha’s a big ‘daughter’ fan along with many other artists in the alternative/indie genre. likes that deep, sad music that makes you feel, and likes it loud enough to blow her eardrums out. they feel like it’s all that keeps them sane sometimes. mikhail’s more indie/folk as well as opera. neither are picky though and love listening to and experimenting with different sounds. it’s something they both really enjoy and something of a bonding activity for them. 

both have fairly frequent nightmares. sasha used to sleep with a stake in hand until they woke up in the middle of the night to mikhail trying to disarm them after they’d reacted to him trying to wake them by trying to stake him. he still has a scar down his neck edging upwards onto his jaw from the incident. the life of a guardian is hard and filled with violence and they’ve been given very few resources to cope with it. mikhail’s struggles are more internal, but no less present. 

mikhail grapples heavily with depression. 

both very good caretakers who will are incredibly incredibly loyal and will stick with you to the end no matter the cost to themselves. they’ve demonstrated this loyalty and paid for it dearly and they wouldn’t change a thing. however, their approaches are different; both are good on an individual or micro level, but sasha tends to focus on the big picture and where staying with the person in need comes very naturally to mikhail. 

while sasha is excellent at taking care of those under their care, they become impatient and restless when they can’t do more. sasha needs activity, action. she’s sharp and good at understanding implications and reading in between the lines and picking up on important nuances but not as in tune with individuals on a personal basis as mikhail is and when it comes down to it, she’s looking at the system as a whole and the harm it is causing the people she cares for and how does she make it stop. in contrast, while mikhail is ready to show up and do whatever is needed, his thought process is how to i support and empower the people around me? how do i elevate their voices? how do i make things better for them? how am i there for them?, which in turn leads to broader involvement rather than the other way around. mikhail understands that sitting with you is doing something, and he’s okay doing that if that’s what you need. 

mikhail’s a science nerd. sasha thinks it’s gross. they secretly get queasy at the experiments. he teases her about it and she can’t stand him. 

raised mostly by their grandparents. their mother was a guardian who was killed in battle when they were rather young. had no knowledge of their moroi father until they were both older, and he had no knowledge of them. they reconnected when their father discovered their existence and made contact. they both become very close with him, and sasha was assigned nearby. he later became sick, and she bore the brunt of caring for him as mikhail was stationed far away and couldn’t be around. 

they love each other fiercely but don’t always understand each other, which can lead to a lot of hurt and painful miscommunication. a lot of this is amplified by guardian life, which can keep people separate even when they live in the same zip code. they live very hard lives and have very few opportunities to heal past wounds, but they’d do anything for each other. 

[chillykitty]

Janus Sanders once said "Unlike a lot of people you'll meet, the block button is your friend. Don't be afraid to block a bitch." and I live by that

[mookiesspace]

《《 𝑇𝑂𝑋𝐼𝐶 𝑃𝐴𝑅𝑇 2 》》

ony x black fem reader , implied cheating , strong language , smut , angst , toxic relationship , jealous ony , picture links , images in story , pov switch (reader to ony back to reader) , mdni 18+

a/n: this was sooo time consuming and I feel like I really did my one two on ts 😩 !! I hope the pov switch ain't confuse nb so that's why I put onys pov in green (when you get to the switch) & readers pov is in white ! && ony is represented with a "☆" above his pov while readers is "♡"

♡

**beep! beep! beep! bee-** the sound of your alarm before smacking it off. "shit.." you mumbled. you seriously didn't wanna get up after last night. damn what did happen last night for you to be so dam tired?? "damn 7:30 already? it's to damn early for this shit broo." you moaned forcing yourself outta bed while lazily dragging your body to the bathroom. looking in the mirror you sluggishly rub your eyes while your other hand ran your fingers thru your messy hair, slowly opening your big brow eyes to see your reflection in the mirror while getting ready to start your day.

"fuck.. why did i do that." sighing softly. right. you slept with ony again. why did this become such a natural thing?? why couldn't you just leave that stupid nigga alone, what was so hypnotizing about him that couldn't make you pull away?? walking to your messy bed you find a note lying on the dresser next to it reading 'sorry about last night mama, meet at 8 tonight so I can make it up to ya?' groaning at the note you quickly balled it up before tossing it into the trash. you had other things to focus on and worry about, other things excluding ony. he of all the was the last thing you needed to worry about yet along see. you were growing sick of the constant fighting and fucking all over the same shit, him being a no good cheating ass nigga. what you finally needed was a night out, a night to focus on you and your life damn well not his! you didn't belong to him, damn you ain't belong to anyone you're a boss bitch and you deserve better. and well all know you were gonna get it if it's the last thing you did!

"damnn bitch you i missed youuu!!" sasha squealed squeezing you tightly it had been forverr since you seen your girls sasha & mikasa and like always it was never a dull moment with the two "we missed you boo, how you been?" mikasa added pulling sasha off you. "shitt ion even know anymore," you giggled before taking a sip of your drink "I did fuck on ony last night tho.." you muttered "YOU WHAT BITCH??" "didn't he cheat on you? GIRL you need to sta-" "stay away from that no good ass nigga yes I know sasha. whatchu think I've been doing?" you groaned slouching onto the couch beneath you "clearly not good enough if you let him into yo panties." mikasa snickered at you an sasha's annoyance "don't laugh and help me!!" you whined only for mikasa to sigh loudly "I'm with sash on this one boo, ony's no good and you know that." "ughhh you two are so frustrating" groaning again as the two giggled with one another "let's just go out tonight hm? like we used to do! that'll get ya mind off him for sure" sasha implied. at first, going out sounded like a bad idea.. what if you ran into ony? what if he tried to talk to you and you gave in all over again?? what if- "cmon girl it's been forever!! pleaseeeee" your best friend begged. rolling your eyes while deeply sighing you gave in "ok ok. let's do it, I need a distraction anyways.." your friends cheered lovingly as they planned the entire night out but all you could think about is how badly you wanted ony still, you missed him. the old him.. him touch, his taste, his affection.. his everything. but that was over now, it's been over and now all you really needed was that night out. a night without thinking about anything but you and yo girls, a night without him.

"fuck I look good.." you muttered while looking in your tall bedazzled mirror. yeah you were bound to get some tonight and it wasn't gonna be with him that's for sure. you pull out your phone to post a pic on instagram posing in your big living room mirror, arching your back ever so slightly giving the perfect view of your round fat ass while lookin bad as fuck now waiting to link up with your girls for the best night ever.

☆

"yea bro ionk I for real miss ha" he sighed, taking a long hit of the blunt before passing it to his homeboy eren, man spreading as he pulls out his phone to browse her instagram. "damnn man, I mean I wouldn't be surprised if she ain't tryna fuck with you again." eren added, Connie snickering alongside him in response. "mann you ain't helpin. and shut yo ass up connie that's why she didn't want yo ugly ass" the man groaned, connie following with an irritated sigh before hitting the shared blunt. "not my fault you cheated, man you seriously fucked up & I ain't ugly ho" he replied with an eye roll. ony knew what the two were saying was true but he seriously didn't mean it, he got drunk and it jus happen.. it shouldn't of happen he knew that.. he shouldn't have went to that damn party, he shouldn't have fought with you that day. maybe if he just listened to you.. things would be back to normal.. well not anymore shit what is there left to redeem? everything was all fucked up- "DAMNNN" connie laughed, what was that nigga lookin at?? "oh shitt bro, you definitely ain't getting her back now" eren added, laughing with connie in response. "huh?" raising an eyebrow he snatches erens phone to see not only you at a party you had no business being at but your his ass backed up against that no good ass nigga jean. "hell na." he huffed growing irritated by the second before reaching for his own phone to text his babygirl..

the tall man gritted his teeth harshly, rubbing his fingers through his waves. "fuck wrong wit-" "I'm thinking." seconds pass with pure silence. Eren and Connie's suspension rose quickly before he spoke sternly. "ight pull up y/n location and let's go." "whatcu finna do crazy??" eren spoke, rising an eyebrow, connie nodding in agreement. "what I say?" the two men watch as their homeboy took off out the front door, clearly leaving to his car. "mannn, if he shoot up the place again, im go be pissed." "still wondering how he managed to cheat on ha and STILL be crazy about that girl." they both share a laugh before heading out the door themselves to follow behind ony.

♡

you scoff loudly, kissing your teeth in pure irritation. "jean babyyyy.." you speak softly into the man's ear, voice silk like smooth honey, running your long manicured nails up and down his neck. "what's up baby?" he spoke, big hands gripping at your waist ever so tightly sending shivers down your spine. "let's go somewhere more.. private.." standing you your tippy toes you lean into his ear while your hands explored his muscular body "she needs you baby.." that along made his dick grow hard, a sly smirk began to display on his face as he grabbed your hand and began walking with you through the crowd of people. safely making it twords a secluded area you hear your phone ding, you roll your eyes knowing the text was most likely from ony, or so you thought.. *ding!* *ding!* *ding!!* "damn mama who blowing yo shit up?" jean chuckled as he rubbed fat of your ass "no one it doesn't matter, let's go baby" you added, following along to the door moving yet through a crowd of people once again. the faster tou get outta here the fucking better you thought, just seconds after you feel a strong hand grip onto your wrist pulling you back "Hey!?! what the fuc-" words cut off once you were facing the one man you prayed not to run into tonight. Onyankopon.. "fuck you doin here?" he growled, looking up to see that you clearly weren't alone he scoffed, sucking his teeth as he looked the other man up and down "and you tryna leave this this pussy ass nigga?" laughing he rested his other hand on his forehead, licking hip plump pink lips, his gold grillz peaking out. You snatched your wrist away from him and rolled your eyes moving back towards Jean "we ain't together Ony, and last time I checked it wasn't yo damn business who I talk to or go with. I'm a grown woman" "yeah well you MY woman, so bring yo lil ass over here and let's go before shit stir up." he barked back, God you hated how he always had to say something you glared at him intensely, feeling the heat of the situation rise more and more. just before you could say something else to end things Jean let out a low laugh "fucks funny nigga." ony now glaring at jean, both men & you now slowly becoming the center of attention, what you didn't want tonight. "baby let's jus' go-" "funny how you claim she's yo girl, yet she here with me?" he spoke, a smirk appearing on his face as he looked directly at ony. shit, he's mad. really mad. you can see him clutching his fist while eyes you and him. "got nothing to say pussy? or are you just mad yo 'girl' ain't really yo-" BAM! before you knew it jean was knocked the fuck out on the ground, the crowd was filming and shouting all kinds of shit, all while you were being pulled away by Ony..

"s-shit! ony slow downnn AH!" your pretty little moans falling against deaf ears fuck why was he fucking you so rough? your wet pussy was clenching around him so tightly sending sparks and tingles right down to his already hard dick. "y-you always gotta show out, almost got that pussy ass nigga f-fucked up... shit.." he groaned, big hand sending harsh, firm slaps to your plump brown ass "ion give no fucks whatchu say mama, we gon' work thi shit out. ya hear me?" he grunts, low eyes shooting daggers at the back of your head. you can feel how hot the tension is but you can't focus, how long has it been?? your pussy is so stuffed and full you can barely speak as it is, head sinking down into the pillow you let out more shallow cries and moans, choking on your own tears and hiccups as his pace speeds up, and his thrusts deepen inside you "I'm talking to you girl." he's basically demanding a response, no. he IS demanding a response from you, sending more angry slaps to your fat ass he grabs you by the back of the neck pulling your limp body up against his "answer me." he demands, pussy clenching tighter against his thick dick your head hangs low "I- I can'ttt... ugahhh" you mumbled, words all twisted and fucked up worse than before. it feels so good, to damn good. he let's out a low chuckle before flipping you over on your back, grabbing ahold your neck before fucking you dumber "ian got no time for games mama you hear me?" thrusting harder than before at his last few words making you yelp "y-yes! fuckkkk onnyyy!!" you cry, you feel your stomach bubble and thighs tighten as he's deep in you, your soft gummy walls sending shivers down his spine making the pleasure better than it was before. he let's go of his tight grip around your neck, as you try catching your breath he pulls your body up hugging onto your smaller frame, your long nails now clawing at his back leaving all kinds of marks for whoever to see eyes crossing, toes curling and mouth slightly agape as drool pool out. he's biting his bottom lip, now gripping your ass even tighter, spanking it again roughly. "you look so beautiful mama.. I missed this." he moaned out, fuck it feels so good you thought. you're unable to even speak, still mumbling whatever mess can come out of your pretty little mouth. you can feel your body growing stiff as you're getting close to your realse. "Onnnyyyyyyy-" you whined out, nails digging into his back yet again. he let's out a low grunt "I know mama, I know." he's fucking you so deep it feel so surreal you can't help but shove your head into his broad shoulders while chasing after your soon sweet release. "I'm sooo closee.. f-fuckkkk onyy~" you moaned, sounding so fucking perfect, looking so fucking perfect he thought. "let it out mama.." and before you knew it, you feel your lower body burst, juices spilling everywhere coating the bed and yourselves in your sweet arousal, ony quickly following behind filling you up so deeply.. so lovingly. you both sigh heavily, nothing but short quick deep breaths and low groans filling the room as he lays you down, slowly pulling out of you watching his cum pour out only to take his tumb and stuff it all back in "this pussy is mine ma, don't do no shit like that again ya hear me?" he grumbled, low eyes staring into yours. "yes ony.." your response causing him to raise a brow "yes daddy." you spoke lowly, looking up at him with wide doe eyes as he smirks, smile growing into a sick grin allowing his grillz to appear once again.

your body feels heavy, you sit up picking up your phone to check the time and your group chat with your girls.

"shit." you mumbled, rubbing your head lightly only to feel a thick arm wrap around your waist "what's wrong, ma?" turning next to you to see ony still in bed eyes still closed as he yawned "nothin, jus' the girls.." "mhm" silence. your chest feels heavy as you ponder with your thoughts, lost at words as you stare at the tall man next to you. ony pulls your body closer, you falling down right next to him, his arm now fully wrapped around you as you lay together in silence. "look at me, mama." he mutters lowly, voice smooth and clear. you turn to look at him, big brown eyes staring at his now opened one's, you look so beautiful right now.. morning sunlight, hitting your beautiful brown skin, he takes his hand rubbing his thumb against your plush cheek, kissing it gently. "Ian go leave you," he whispers, cool morning rushing against your skin causing you to shake. you wanna believe him, you really do.. but how many chances do you have to give him before you're really close to nothing? "I love you, y/n. I mean that." your heart starts to beat faster than usual as your eyes swell up with tears. "Ony-" "Ma, I wanna make this right." It's all to much.. "I can't keep doing this immature ass shit, I hurt you, baby, trust me, I know. I have to live with that guilt every damn day. I wish ian do it, I really do but baby I promise it was a mistake. something that should've never happened. I miss you ma, I miss us.." there they are. salty tears run down your cheek, ony wipes them away as he pulls you closer hugging you tightly. "how do I know I can trust you Onyankopon? I don't wanna go through this shit anymore.." "You won't have to baby, I promise. I just need you to trust me.. trust that I'll make it right.." you hesitate before speaking, trying to collect your thoughts. he kisses your head lighlty squeezing you tighter "we all the time in the world, don't worry ma. no rush.."

[tiyanasfantasy]

He’s Mine ❦.

wussupp 😼!

i’m bored and i was watching this tiktok and it had this sound and i wanted to write something for it soo, yea

im still getting used to writing again so don’t expect nothing too good, ALSO TY FOR THE LOVE ON MY LAST POST 🥹!

i jus wan 👩🏽‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏽👩🏽‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏽👩🏽‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏽..

EREN x Blackfem!Reader ❦.

Warnings: Language, not proofread,Yall a lil toxic,

enjoy ❦.

you and connie broke up everyday, this was nothing new.

y’all had got into an argument today because some girl had responded to his story on instagram saying “#NeedThat” and this boy thought it was funny and started entertaining it, even tho he was mostly trolling and you and him both know he’d never cheat it still made you mad cause… wtfk??

“bro yn you overreacting, you know ion want that btc, you actin like i was asking her on a date or sum shii, ian even say nothing that indicated i wanted her.” he said while he was waving the phone around in your face trying to show you he had blocked her.

“ion gaf bout you blocking her, why tfk you texting her back and entertaining her anyways?? you know how embarrassing ts is for me?”

eren lowk knew he was wrong and that he should just give in and tell you he’s sorry, but the nga so stubborn and sassy that he just had to win the argument.

“you know what yn, ionc no more you wanna be mad, be mad, im tired of yo shii.”

he walked over to the dresser and put on a shirt, then grabbed his keys and started walking towards the front door.

“so you just leaving ? like you always do when you know you wrong, it’s not that fucking hard to apologize instead of acting like a lil btc about it.”

one thing about eren, he don’t play that b wrd shii.

he turned around and looked at you (he was muggin real hard 2)

“bro, keep running yo fkin mouth, see what happen” idk who he was feelin like, but he was pointing all in yo face n shii.

“boy you better gtf outta my face”

he scoffed and started walking to the door again, before he left out he said “we done” you rolled your eyes and said “type shii”

like i said before, this wasn’t nothing new. you knew he was gone be back in the next 24 hours (or less)

time skip: 4 hours later, it’s 8:30.

eren was at a party (hoin, ofc) and you seen on his story that he out was showin out?? he had girls dancing all on him and shii, ouu girll.

so ofc, you bein you, had to show him how to really act bad. you fixed yo hair, made sure the lace was melted honey, did yo makeup and got dressed, you called sasha, mikasa, zar, and jatavia and told them what the move was.

when yall got to the party, first thing you see, this ho ass boy getting twerked on, you ain’t really care tho, he wasn’t really touching her so you didn’t mind that bad, but that was still yo nga so it pyo a little bit, but once again, you bein you, you went yo to jean and started throwin downnn.

Jatavia started laughing “Girl he gone getcho lil ass” “he doin the the shit, idc.”

girl lemme tell you, when eren looked up and seen ts he was ready to crash out damn near, but him, bein the sassy lil princess he is, had to 1 up you.

he grabbed this this girl byyyy her neck and kissed her??? not only that he was making eye contact with you while he did it.

then then he pulled away from the kiss and lead the ho out the door ..

ts blew yo whole mood, but you didn’t let it show ofc, you left the party like 20 mins later tho.

the next day

you were getting ready to go to another party ony was throwing, you and Jatavia were getting ready to meet sasha, mikasa, and zar there.

15 minutes later yall get there, yall having a good time, you really only went out tn to get yesterdays events out of your head.

sure yall not together “technically” and eren could do what he wanted but that’s wasn’t the point. it’s the principle of the situation.

after dancing for a bit you went into the kitchen to get something to drink, when you walked in you seen Eren, Armin, Connie, Ony, and Jean passing the splif around.

“hey yn” connie said nodding his head up at you smirking as he looked back and forth between you and eren.

“don’t piss me off rn” you said while you were digging through the fridge. “ony where all yo good drinks at damn?” you pulled a capri sun out then leaned again the fridge.

“fuck is you staring at” you looked at eren and mugged him when you seen him staring at you.

“i’m sorry ma, you straight?” you rolled your eyes “you kissed that ho infront me and everybody else, then proceeded to take the bitch hand and go somewhere and fuck her? you dead to me.”

Ony, Armin, Jean and Connie was sitting there being messy sayin shii like “he said her shii was trash” “he miss you tho” “ok but he diddd say sorry”

“first off” he walked in front of you, leaning on the island.

“i didn’t touch her, i was just doin that to get a reaction out of you, then you was twerking on jean??”

“only cause you was letting that bitch twerk on you”

as you were talking, that same lil ho walked into the kitchen.

“girl you just mad i took yo nga, everytime yall into it he be with me, beating shii down.” she stood next to eren and crossed her arms, you looked at him with that “dpmo” look then back at her.

“ma, she lyin i swear, only thing i ever did with her was kiss, and i only did it once, which was yesterday.” eren said while moving away from her and going next to you.

the girl rolled her eyes “you just gone sit there and lie?, tell her the truth.”

(this story alr corny but here come the cornier part 😂)

before eren could defend himself you spoke up…

“He might be doing you, but he's thinkin' about me so, baby, think about another lover, and go find another brother”

then here go connie “Period sis, clock it.”

the girl rolled her eyes “girl boo, that’s not yo nga. he fa me.”

“I know he's my man, he's all in my hands, It feels good when he calls my name, Don't you wish you had the same? Feeling disgust working your stuff 'Til he thinks about mine, Now he's feeling real high, You ask why? cause he's mine.”

she was getting a lil mad too, then connie and them in the back being messy tb “she clocking you boo” lil sassy tails. then eren just sitting there laughing at them.

“that’s not what he saying last not tho. “ooo to shii so fye, the bets i ever had.” he love me suh, i love him too.” she said with a petty smile on her face.

erens eyes widen at this, this was really delusional?? “nihh wtfk?? on everything i love i wasn’t witchu last night, after i took you outside i got in my car, by myself, and went to connie shii.”

“Tell you something that just ain't cool, Never fall in love with a man who don't love you, oh, I wouldn't waste my time telling you something wrong,You've been with him one night, and now he's coming home.”

connie:”I know that’s right”

He's mine, you may have had him once, But I got him all the time, Went out on a date, wasn't out too late, Took you to a room, and you gave it up too soon, Played you like a trick 'cause you let him hit, Now he's coming home to a lover that is strong, I got all his love, baby, don't try to take it, You wanted a piece, you were mistaken, 'Cause he belongs to me, Baby, can't you see?

eren pulled in you for a kiss making eye contact with the girl, “i’m sorry ma, shoulda never did that. i love you.” the girl shook her head and walked away.

“you fucked her eren?” he sucked his teeth “you know ian fuck her, this to dck, i promise ian touch her.”

you looked up at him, you know he didn’t do nothing with her. you pecked his lips.

“let’s go home.”

YALL this so cornyyy wtf 😭… also i rushed the end cause i got bored + i ran out of ideas so sorry if it seemed rushed or youn like it .

but ty for reading!

gimme some requests on some songs yall wanttt !!

bye bye

kisses 💋. gn ilyy ❦.