#sasgay

[burstbubbbles]

GIRLLLL I GOT TO SASUKE'S ICONIC GAY DEATH AND NARUTO'S ICONIC GAY FERAL MOMENT

[uchihaxitachi]

nii-san, ive been informed about and educated on something called "itasasu". apparently it's the fantasy of us being in a romantic relationship. isn't that fucking hilarious? some of the pictures they draw are cute though...

i want to puke. i thought i would keep this hidden from you forever

but yes, some of them are cute.

[comradefleur]

ppl are literally just mad that sasuke had the gall to be a reactive genocide survivor, but y'all will never say it. he wasn't a perfect victim and that's the problem. y'all simply wanted him to be down with the fuckshit and that's it. y'all expected him to roll over and kiss ass. y'all wanted his trauma to affect him as minimally as possible. he could only be traumatised in an acceptable way. everytime i see someone saying he treated ppl badly or whatever the fuck y'all perceive his behaviour as im like...you're shocked the child who survived a literal massacre at the hands of his BROTHER is cold, untrusting, flighty and destructive? wowww 😭 like free my king all he ever did was yearn for a revolution & be a lil moody & bitchy (if that's what you wanna call it)

[dazydaisies-jpg]

I FORGOT HOW EPIC NARUTO'S NINE TAIL FOX AWAKENING WAS OMG

[itamis-multi-muses]

I think you already do have a spot, Sasuke~ But, hey- Is mine not good enough for you? ><

@shisui-anon @itachianon @sassykinzonline 🩵❤️💙

You three will always have a special place in my heart~ Yes, that DOES include you, Sasuke!

[nonbinary-morro]

its pride month :D

the Sasuke "Whats Gay Pride Day? What are they proud of?" post starts circulating again D:

[4shl3ygw4y]

He made his hokage suit in the colours which associate with Sasuke. I think I will make more of those colors changes in future 😩😏🤓

This piece was quite awaking to me somehow, understanding for me is difficulty especially in color theory, combining colors etc. but in the end it turned out just fine. Happy for my sasgay with his gayttebayo-to.

[usagiismh]

fem sasgay make my brain go oogaboogah

[black-is-iconic]

Welcome Queens, Kings, And Those In-between To Things I Write For

Anime Addition

Fairy Tail (god please request this need to know there's others fans)

Naruto

My Hero Academia

JuJutsu Kaisen

Demon Slayer (will be top priority as my favorite rn)

Tokyo Revengers

Haiku

Seven Deadly Sins

(very Open minded)

also thanks to @cafekitsune for the lovely banners <3~

Muzan

Akaza

Kokushibo

Hantengu

Gyutaro

Douma

Gyomei

Tengen

Kyojuro

Giyu

Obanai

Muichiro/Yuichiro (aged up or platonic only)

Shinjuro

Shenjuro (platonic only)

Hotaru

Kozo

Yoriichi

Tanjiro

Inosuke

Naruto

Madara

Shisui

Itachi

Obito

Kakashi

Gaara

Kiba

Lee

Neji

Kisame

Hidan

Kakuzu

Deidara

Hashirma

Tobirama

Jiraiya

Shikimaru

Sasgay- sorry meant Sasuke

Natsu

Gajeel

Gray

Jellal

Zeref

Freed

Laxius

Bickslow

Sting

Rouge

Elfman

Lucy

Juvia

Erza

MiraJane

Cana

Izuku

Bakuhoe (said what I said)

Shoto

Kirishima

Dabi

Shiggy

Kai Chisaki

All Might

Aizawa

Denki

Hitoshi

Mina

Tsu

Jirou

Twice

Tamaki

Sukuna

Gojo

Toji

Yuji

Megumi

Toge

Aoi Todo

Nanemi

Mahito

Geto

Kenjaku

Mikey

Draken

Chifuyu

Takashi

Takuya

Baji

Nahoya

Hakkai

Izana

haruichyo

Hinata

Tobio

Kenma

Hajime

Tetsuro

yuki

Toru

Hisashi

korai

Kei

Yu

Meliodas

Ban

Gowther

Escanor

Gilthunder

king

Ask are open feel free to shoot me your request

[comradefleur]

sasuke should've literally been wilder, 'meaner' and more unhinged idgaf. kishimoto didn't let him act up enough for me. i need that manic, unveiled, ferociousness he served at the kage summit to be considered light work. him being a raw open wound powered by an ideological livewire is my shit actually

[uchihaxitachi]

Hey there ol'buddy ol'pal ol'chummy chum! You're looking at the brand spankin' new Leader of AkatsukiTM In other words, Itachi I am your new Leader-sama HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I know I know I didn't expect to be voted in either! But the masses love me! I'm humbled really I'm humbled. Just a couple of stipulations, you will have to convert to Jashinism, and be present at weekend gatherings, specifically Orgy Gangbang slash Sleepovers Saturdays, and Jashin Slaughter Nights are Fridays you're welcome to bring guests. Heck bring that adorable little brother of yours he's a hoot! It's about time he got it wet ain't it? Between us girls can you really see Sasgay having orgies? He's glued to the Nine Tails which by the way we're nixing there is only one God and his name is Jashin so forget all that other junk about collecting all the tailed beasts *waves hand vaguely*

Understanding your childish babbling took away some brain cells off me, Hidan. Even if I were to accept you as the new Leader. I have no obligation to attend your orgies, slaughter nights on Fridays and whatnot. What a nuisance….

[sazzafraz]

The Great Project

It's Astrology Natal Chart Time

the inside of my brain is a bowl slippery noodles that catch on each other, but the end result is usually nart and, lately, astrology. this was a very original interest for me to (re)take up in 2024, i'm sure. but brats playing and i'm sick*** as hell so here are my correct opinions. if you have some background knowledge and are reading this, i use primarily ancient astrology (in this case that means i'm only talking about the traditonal planets) but characters are objects, not people, and i would argue that the more psychological affectation of modern astrology is of better use. this is also a No Math reading. the slow moving planets will go where i say for these fake people.

Nart Fart

Taurus Asc

Libra Sun

Sagittarius Moon

Libra Mercury

Libra Venus

Aries Mars

BYO Jupiter

Aquarius Saturn

Forgot he was a libra which is something libra men can do to you. in this specific way talk-no-jutsu is a superpower all librans have. the sun is not actually the most complex placement and i REALLY don't think that he's solar ruled so i don't have much to say. he's a libra! take him to the mall!

his moon tho!! i love to cheat and give charismatic but unstable men libra moons. this is because of all the war crimes libra moon men* commit. but i actually think he's a sagittarius moon so congratulate naruto for getting one of the only placements that could suggest a Massive Wang. sag isn't a comfortable moon, it's lucky and gregarious but equally capable of pure delusion because you DO get lucky. it's also the moon i'd pick for someone who was deliberately socially abrasive, if not outright rude. but he needs a social moon; one that looks outward to sooth his emotional self. and since i said No to a libra moon and i have several reasons to not put cancer it's this or aries. i do think aries works! but why i would minorly put sag above it, is that the entirely fight for nart is philosophic: how does he live in konoha. how does he overcome kurama. how does he convince sasuke. and combined with the positive aspects of t-n-j i think this is a great expression of a venus-jupiter combo. this can be answered with martian power, but it's a better story if it isn't!

(watch nart have been born canonically on a full moon so it's aries by defaut)

mars is also fairly important and i do actually give this one to aries. no arguments he just acts like a dude with an aries mars. i think his venus and jupiter, despite being so important, are also up for grabs. i'd hear libra for both. i'd hear leo for venus. i'd hear leo for mercury, which isn't possible! straight up: i do not like any of the mercury choices i don't think any suit how he thinks and acts. i don't even think he has a libran mercury, but its the least No one i can think of. can't always win.

i am dead certain he has a helpful saturn, which sounds insane when you think about all the restrictions he was born under but that shit sorts itself out before he's even twenty. as a bitch with a shitty saturn i could never!!!!! reorders and restructures his whole society.........aquarius coded tbh.

i think he's moon ruled, and i'm less fussed about the ascendant but i'd pick taurus over cancer**. congratulations to naruto for getting one of the other Humongous Cock indicators.

Sasgay

Aries Asc

Leo Sun

Cancer Moon

Virgo Mercury

Cancer Venus

Cancer Mars

Cancer Jupiter

BYO Saturn

it's britney bitch! it's a man with a really lucky chart. this is why he didn't IMMEDIATELY die when itachi started pulling shit. he knew he was an aries rising with a leo sun and a cancer moon and heck why not a cancer jupiter too. super funny to do that given, ya know. the massacre. but how are you going to fuck it up saz? how are you going to make this awful. SO glad you asked. cancer mars. evil, evil placement. this is a joke of course: astrology has no dictation on morality. that's on you. this is also not a joke, in that of there's one placement i would actually never date and it IS a cancer mars. their feelings are never, ever a joke and they will stalk you to the ends of the earth to ensure you know that. your feelings, however? they are always up for debate. if you have ever wanted to live rent free in someones mind but somehow still pay for it, here you go. fuck a cancer mars tbh.

know what lets really fuck it up and give him both a cancer venus and chiron. cancer fourth house stellium. huge mamas boy if she hadn't been muuuurdered. also could work with the way he just, fucks off in boruto. lets never met again, sarada! i believe in apple by charli xcx! these generational wounds STAY unhealed!

you know what would be so funny and make zero sense. if sasuke had a cap saturn. he SHOULD hae an aquarius one if thats what i chose for nart but this is funnier. functional saturn! no weapon made against you shall prosper (past the age of 27)! too bad ur ideological opponent is You Free From The Shackles of Society And With a Railgun.

Why Isn't Sasuke a Scorpio Sazz? Aren't All Antihero's Scorpios Sazz? He Wears A Lot of Navy Sazz? Fool. Itachi is the scorpio. Itachi is the most gem sun, scorp moon bitch i've ever seen. he is AN ACTOR. he is A TRAITOR TO HIS COUNTRY LEAKING STATE SECRETS. he is GASLIGHTING YOU. besides sasuke has all that martian energy anyway. he'll just break up with you in person instead of faking his death and framing you for it.

(actually having written this........sasuke is the only one who would just break up with you)

Sakura

Aries Rising

Cancer Sun

Libra Moon

Gemini Mercury

Leo Venus

Leo Mars

Leo Jupiter

Cancer Saturn

talk about a bitch with an unevolved libra moon. sakura, your twelve and he's gay. jokes aside. libra moon libra moon libra moon. my entire life is filled with libra moons and she is one. i have never once understood the libran emotional process but i HAVE learnt that the fastest way to help is to take them somewhere beautiful, and tell them how lovely they are. aries rising because of literally her entire personality before the wave arc. luckily!! aries are meant to grow.

her gem is actually so important given her journey which is why its a gem/leo toss up but i give it to gem because she's just flatly smart. she understand process. she can read a context clue. she is On it. leo mercury has the diligence and competence of all leos but as a certified mercurian its a different kind of intelligence.

so sakura should have at least dated rock lee because as a bitch with a leo venus and mars hes the only one who would take her on a date she'd like. you can make a cancer/cancer argument for her sasuke phase, but i genuinely think she has a lot of pride and self worth. way more a leo thing. i actually have no opinion on her jupiter. this choice is Full Vibes.

okay so all of team 7 should have lucky saturns and i'm so sorry baby to do this to you. i do not see this for her. i think she may have a sun-saturn conjunction. think of it as having your light dimmed by misfortune, misunderstanding or misuse. i don't really feel like doing synastry charts for these three -i would literally have to do the math personally, but considering what I have said sasusaku could work really well here for pushing growth on both of them. they'd also definitely get divorced.

Kakashi

Gemini Asc

Virgo Sun

Virgo Moon

Virgo Mercury

Virgo Venus

Pisces Jupiter

BYO Saturn

OF COURSE KAKASHI IS A VIRGO. you know what? he's a virgo stellium!!!!!! my astrology analysis was just going to be More Squares, but this is worse for him. I can give him an exalted mercury and objectively the worst venus placement. i'm god and kakashi is my plaything.

to be more serious i actually want to make him mercury ruled and i want it from gemini, so gemini ascendant! all that virgo in the fourth house baby!!!! do not ever ask him about his childhood. super interesting bounce off of sasukes natal chart here, too. does he remind you???? of someone???? gem ascendant is what gives him his charm, here. he's very clearly a weirdo but CAN socialize. he's got lady gaga charisma. u remember the meat dress but gosh darn it.......the gal can sing!

this is a No Math chart creation still so i'm ignoring the impossibility and assigning him a positive jupiter. because i don't actually want him dead. a very positively placed benefic can take an otherwise Doomer chart to 'well, the horrors SHOULD have killed you but were faster, i guess'. i did also think about giving him a benefic ruler, like Sagittarius ascendant which would pop all that virgo in the 10th house which thematically Still Works but i do think his sun and moon should be 'below' the horizon.

i actually think his saturn is so important but idk. i'm pretty tempted to make it pisces for the delicious tension between the IC and the MC.

*this isn't actually a joke: putin, kissinger, j.d vance, stalin and george w bush have their moon in libra.

** 'isn't cancer the only true-' i am fucking around. i am counting the exaltation. *** i am no longer sick, merely correct

[sc3n3-b1tch]

The reason we called him

Sasgay

[butchdetective]

am i delusional or did sasuke just change to sasgay in your url...when did this happen...

either way take this kibby as good luck

it happened Thursday! happy pride!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

[comradefleur]

sasuke was so abandoned by damn near everyone and just expected to be a perfect puppet for whatever agenda konoha had, simply because of his prowess and power, when it should've been apparent to anyone that his mind would obviously be fraying apart and fragile from what he suffered at such a young age at the hands of the state and his brother. like you bitches KNEW and just expected him to be like... yeah this is fine. almost everyone just wanted him to stfu about his lived reality and just be a good child soldier. my heart breaks for him especially since in the end he was made to believe that all of his anger and pain was cruel, unjustifiable and criminal and just assimilate/phase back into the same system that irreparably harmed him. like y'all BROKE him. it's so cruel. ill never get over it i fear 😭

[burstbubbbles]

does anyone else think in 200 years people will interpret naruto and sasuke's relationship the way we interpret achilles and patroclus' relationship today or is that just me