#sas shenanigans

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this is the most accurate infographic of our whorish condition that i've ever seen. tho there should definitely be a "seeing a picture of his hands" somewhere in that "Causes" section because hoo boi howdy one pic of that man's hands and once again i find myself in that familiar downward whoring spiral 🫠🫠

@smolvenger @holdmytesseract @lokisgoodgirl @lokischambermaid @liminalpebble

[superficialdomina]

A great article about fandom, parasocial relationships, and the (kinda awful) way women fans are dismissed as hysterical and crazy when they are really anything but.

"What she discovered was not a desperate coven of delusional women, as they were often portrayed, but a radical expression of female joy — and the fight to keep it alive."

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💅💅💅🎀

Absolutely 100% 👏👏👏 Also why does he look so cute with that lil bow on his head what the hell Loki this ain't fair-- 🥹💖

Ohh and also…sometimes that same bbg has d-word energy

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tagging some fellow whores (altho i can only tag 5 because i'm not on mobile whelp--) @holdmytesseract @five-miles-over @smolvenger @liminalpebble @alexakeyloveloki

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fic reading2#

requested by @nerves-nebula

Fandom: TMNT(Teenage Mutant Neglected Turtle)

disclaimer: this is not based of the canon TMNT interation, check out nerve TMNT own iteration to know more of the context and clue on what happened, its work is incredible and depicts great insight toward heavy subject.

please also be aware the story im about to read might have triggering topic so please be safe and read the tags before reading/watching my reading

review

first one

oughhhh this fic is hurt me in such way that i want to exxplode, this one is such a harrowing read to be had knowing the context of what happened to Donnie as a character and seeing what is happening in this one is sooo sad.

i think this fic really excels in characterization, the way it write the character is very intriguing, i love it so much. The way Donnie interact with Kraang is creepy and concerning, Donnie mental gymnastic here is also intresting read.

If im being honest i dont think i could really articulate whatever the hell this fic had made me felt, like mayeb its i dont know, soo harrowing to see donnie in some way mirror his own abuser and it just feel so sad man. theser turtle amke me so emotional

-link of me reading it ig

second one

writing style is fun to read and as always character writing is excellent. I think this one is intresting in how donnie and kraang relationship has developed, laying out a conflicting view i think for the both of them and how they viewed each other. And i really love their dynamic here

-ficread link

third one

this one is written by writing_biting

this fic gave me covid and homophobia i think. why cant i be in a fucked up relationship with an alien smh.

the writing in this is very tactile which give those eeby jeeby feeling i think, but personally i think its not gross its awesome.

heres the whole folder for the vid

once again sorry for my horrible pronunciation i will do it again.

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Besties and fellow whores from the Holy Order of the Mango, which one of y'all did this? 🤣🤣

(quality ain't there bc i zoomed from the other side of the food court and my phone isn't exactly up to date 🥴)

@lokischambermaid @mochie85 @liminalpebble @holdmytesseract @smolvenger @five-miles-over @ladyofthestayingpower @loopsisloops @give-me-a-moose @holymultiplefandomsbatman @tallseaweed @joyful-enchantress @maple-seed @lokisgoodgirl @ijuststareatstuffhereok89 @caffiend-queen @november-rayne @alexakeyloveloki @mischief2sarawr @cabingrlandrandomcrap ++

[unwri-ten]

✮. 🎀 𝓟𝓤𝑇𝓐𝓝𝓖𝓘𝓝𝓐 🎀 .✮

😍💞💘 𝘼𝙉𝙂 𝙄𝙉𝙀𝙏 𝘼𝙉𝘼𝙆 𝙉𝙂 𝙋𝘼𝙏𝙄𝙉𝙂💔💏💖

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suddenly that out of left field text from my boss telling me that if i play dota with him he'll give me a soul ring makes more sense 🤣🤣🤣

WE HAVE A RING, BESTIES! @smolvenger @holdmytesseract @lokischambermaid @fictive-sl0th @mochie85 @liminalpebble @littlespaceyelf @itsybitchylittlewitchy @gigglingtiggerv2 @ijuststareatstuffhereok89 @wheredafandomat @ladyofthestayingpower @give-me-a-moose @joyful-enchantress @loopsisloops @alexakeyloveloki @acidcasualties +++

[fatedroses]

Jealous worm vs papa bear

[y-rhywbeth2]

The most awkward game over is the one where Haarlep eats your soul.

Sure you have utterly ceased to exist and left behind a hollow flesh shell to be used as a sex toy by devils and visitors - but your companions are still around and presumably will be off to carry on the plot without you. Like... how is everybody dealing with the aftermath of your incredibly stupid death? You've embarrassed your friends who probably won't look each other in the eye for a brief time after this, and you've probably traumatised at least one or two of them. I picture Hope attempting a very erratic consolation that doesn't help while panicking about the likelihood of the rest of her rescuers dying.

[coye]

I’m a Gutsca shipper, I can relate to AsaDen shippers current situation. Picture your ship being wholesome and sweet then the author throws in sexual assault. Now everyone's turned against the ship, and you're viewed as the bad guy for still sticking with it. And to add to that misery, the author gave antis fuel to keep the fire going. Now you have to constantly see antis misinterpreting that scene to justify their hatred for the ship. It’s a never ending battle. But still, I have to question the authors - was that sexual assault scene truly necessary? It didn't impact the plot at all. So it just comes across as distasteful and unnecessary.🫠

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Bestie, come on oveeeeer! I reserved a seat for you! 😏🫡 Now I only have to look for a place to sit... 🤔👀

Credits to whoever took this great pic. 🫡

Omg bestie I thank you very much for saving me a seat 🫠😮‍💨 Now lemme see if I can find somewhere for you…

Found one 😏

[oidheadh-con-culainn]

everyone on that specific reblog chain of the vampire post is wildly misunderstanding my guy, huh

i'm nostalgic for the first couple of hundred notes when it was exclusively circulating around people who have in fact been to the gaeltacht at some point in their lives and they were pondering whether any of the random guys they met there were the vampire

[gotstabbedbyapen]

Soo I was wondering if you had any hcs on the sibs reaction to the whole Artemis and Orion situation? I’m like obsessed with your hcs of the Olympians I love when people make them family

Thanks for enjoying my silly HCs of the Olympians! It's really fun doing them :3

Now on with the ask!

I imagine Orion as that one cousin nobody likes. He prides himself on being a powerful son of Poseidon and doesn't know his place. That will become his downfall.

Poseidon doesn't think Orion's arrogance a big deal, so he makes the younger Olympians get along withhis son. For some reason, Orion seemed to be infatuated with Artemis.

Artemis isn't naive of Orion's nature, she knows about Orion's attack on the daughter of his previous host (King Oinopion and his daughter Merope).

Because of this, Artemis immediately puts Orion on the blacklist and keeps him the hell away from her female companions.

We all know how Apollo is protective of his twin. Mess with Artemis and you will be greeted with an arrow in the ass. So when Orion came along, all the red flags were set up in his brain.

Persephone and Athena are highly alerted of Orion too, maybe even more protective than Apollo because they were both previously victim and almost victim of assault. No way in hell they will let their sister get in danger.

So when Orion tails behind Artemis during her hunts, either Apollo, Persephone, or Athena immediately follows along. They never let these two alone together.

When Orion almost attacked Opis, one of the virgin huntress, Artemis fatally shot him as retribution, but didn't outright kill him because of pressure from Poseidon.

After setting a the divine relevant of a restriction order on Orion, Artemis left him with a warning, "I've killed a giant before for kidnapping my mother. Don't think I will let you crawl away alive if you pull that shit again with my friends."

Ares pats Artemis on the back and says he would have killed Orion right away if he were Artemis.

Orion was mad and humiliated from Artemis' punishment, which is why he swore to become the greatest hunter ever seen and to outrank Artemis as revenge.

Orion wasn't killed by Artemis or Apollo eventually. It was Gaia who sent a scorpion to sting him after he proclaimed to kill all living animals on Earth.

When Orion died, the siblings (mostly Apollo and Persephone) suggested an eternal punishment for him. They turned him into a constellation and created the Scorpio constellation to forever chase him across the sky.

To this day, the siblings will spend time laying in an open field together and watch the chase of Orion and the scorpion.

[y-rhywbeth2]

OK, Larian, look me in the eyes and tell me honestly; am I playing a murder-nun?

"Once Bhaal's favour has quickened within one oh his beloved murderers, the bliss of his love is nigh-indescribable. For he blesses his loyal with a new sensation: a mindless, instinctual, primal sensation that comes within the bowels, an erotic spasm that washes over the killer, in the moment of murder. It is said that in that instant, his Divine Essence can almost be tasted. Forsake all other hedonisms, acolytes, for nothing can compare. Until the true ecstasies of murder wash over you, initiates, this scroll contains a prayer, you may say after a kill, calling for the Lord's disgrace to find its course in your body."

A lovely moment to remember that said Divine Essence is tangible and right in front of them in the form of Durge... I suddenly have a deep mistrust of the entire clergy. On the other hand; my ritual cannibalism/holy communion headcanon's looking good!

Meanwhile, back in BG2 (which was not this creepy, but it's on theme...)

"In the Time of Troubles did Bhaal, himself, come and whisper in mine ear. I was to give birth to one of the Children. [...] I rose my arms up and hailed my Lord of Murder with great joy at my fate." - (courtesy of Alianna; you strange, strange lady)

Again: murder-nuns? Because this is the same, small, area where the only Bhaalist origin reacts to the concept of working for/worshipping another god by feeling guilty and being called a mild term for "slut." (I wish the Dead Three had stayed cleric deities, it'd be interesting to have Bhaalist Tav for comparison of what a "normal" Bhaalist is like.)

Does becoming a Deathstalker (Bhaal's specialty priests; those selected by him personally) involve getting married to Bhaal or something? Are we the brides (gn) of murder? Do we forsake all mortal love and hedonisms and enter spiritual holy marriage with the Lord of Murder, and nobody will give it you better than him, or something?

Did the 15th century Bhaalist revival lead to a strange nun faction becoming the new orthodoxy? Or is BG3 running with the idea that they've always been like this?

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[TUVOKTOBER: Day 13] Do you have slor-tukh-sa money, Elieth?

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I'm cackling at 5 in the morning reading over this thread that's been in my open tabs for months 🤣🤣

Literally doubled over looking at "Beauty and the Bathsheet" @lokisgoodgirl that was absolutely unhinged and inspired and I applaud you so much for it 👏👏👏

@superficialdomina @gigglingtiggerv2 @maple-seed

Tom Hiddleston attends an exclusive dinner hosted by British GQ and Paul Smith to celebrate Excellence in Film with Barry Keoghan at Mount Street Restaurant on February 15, 2024 in London, England.