#sarcasm lover

[matilda-jugs]

drinking makes me feel alive when i’m the most dead i’ve been.

[bigbrainlivestock]

Shū Caring About Consent

is this…consent being shown in diabolik lovers?!?!

the bar was low but absolutely legendary of you shu👍💯

translation: @dialovers-translations

[mariii-the-shapeshifter]

He's joking right?

[x-heesy]

𝗙𝝠𝗡𝗖𝗬 𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗖𝗥𝗘𝗣𝝠𝗡𝗖𝗬 ⚛️

𝗗𝗘𝗟𝗨𝗫𝗘 𝗠𝗘𝗠𝗘𝗦 ☣️

𝗠𝗘𝗠𝗘𝗦 𝗠𝗬 𝝠𝗦𝗦 ☢️

𝗠𝗬 𝗠𝗘𝗠𝗘𝗦 👽

𝗣𝗨𝗡𝗞𝗦 𝝠𝗥𝗘𝗡’𝗧 𝗗𝗘𝝠𝗗 ☠️

𝗠𝝝𝝝𝗗 𝗕𝝝𝝠𝗥𝗗 / 𝗣𝗨𝗡𝗞𝗦𝝠𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗧𝗗𝗘𝝠𝗗 / 𝗟𝝝𝗩𝗘 & 𝗟𝗘𝗧 𝗟𝝝𝗩𝗘 / 𝗟𝗜𝗩𝗘 & 𝗟𝗘𝗧 𝗟𝗜𝗩𝗘 / 𝗞𝗘𝗘𝗣 𝗜𝗧 𝗦𝗜𝗠𝗣𝗟𝗘 𝗞𝗘𝗘𝗣 𝗜𝗧 𝗥𝗘𝝠𝗟 / ​𝗡𝝝 𝗚𝝝𝗗𝗦 𝗡𝝝 𝗠𝝠𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗦 / 𝗣𝗥𝝝 𝗟𝗜𝗙𝗘 𝗠𝗙𝗭 / 𝗣𝗛𝗨𝗖𝗞 𝗧𝗛𝝠 𝗦𝗬𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗠 / 𝗙𝗟𝗨𝗙𝗙 𝗬𝝝𝗨, 𝗬𝝝𝗨 𝗙𝗟𝗨𝗙𝗙𝗜𝗡 𝗙𝗟𝗨𝗙𝗙 / 𝗜 𝗗𝝝𝗡’𝗧 𝗚𝗜𝗩𝗘 𝝠 𝗣𝗛𝗨𝗖𝗞 / 𝗣𝗛𝗨𝗖𝗞𝗜𝗧𝟰𝗣𝗛𝗨𝗡 / 𝗙𝝝𝝝𝗟𝗜𝗡𝗚𝝠𝗥𝝝𝗨𝗡𝗗 / 𝗧𝗥𝝠𝗦𝗛𝗠𝗘 / 𝗧𝗥𝝠𝗦𝗛𝗖𝝝𝗥𝗘 / 𝝠𝗡𝗗𝗥𝝝𝗜𝗗𝝠𝗥𝗧 / 𝗘𝗘𝗞 𝗣𝗘𝝝𝗣𝗟𝗘 / 𝗚𝗟𝗜𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝝝𝗥 𝗗𝗜𝗘 / 𝗚𝗟𝗜𝗧𝗖𝗛 & 𝗖𝗥𝗬 / 𝗚𝗟𝗜𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗠𝗬 𝗟𝗜𝗙𝗘 / 𝗕𝝠𝗟𝗖𝝝𝗡𝗬𝝠𝗥𝗧 / 𝗘𝗡𝗘𝗥𝗚𝗬𝗦𝗨𝗖𝗞𝗘𝗥𝗭 𝗡𝝝𝗧 𝗪𝗘𝗟(𝗟) 𝗖𝗨𝗠

#xheesy #glitchmylife #glitchmafia #artsyfartsy #artfuckery #expressyouself #iphoneart #popart #appforthat #punksarentdead #newcontemporary #worldoffmusicon #trallala #Digitaloriginal #photoart #photoartist #photoartwork #photoartistic #photoarts #blissfulphotoart #photoartistique #photoarte #photoartistry #contemporaryphotoart #photoartists #photoarty #photoartgallery #photoartspirit #urbanphotoart #darkphotoart #photooftheday #photographylovers #aesthetic #photographylover #ilovephotography #photographyart #mybestfriendisananimal #thelittlethingsarethebigthings #cats #catsofinstagram #catstagram #katzenliebe #mietzekatze #catsagram #catscatscats #catsoftheworld #catsoftheday #catslover #catsgram #catsofinsta #catsoninstagram #catsfollowers #catslovers #catsofday #catsareawesome #catsdaily #catsloversworld #catsmeow #catscircus #cats_of_world #dailycats #beautifulcats #catsofworld #cats_of_day #catloversclub #catstagram #meow #lovecats #petlovers #adorablecats #catsareawesome #cats_of_instagram #cat_of_instagram #kittycatn

Sphinx1 Sphinx2 Sphinx3

Sᴏᴜɴᴅᴛʀᴀᴄᴋ: Sᴇᴠᴇʀ Sᴇʀᴘᴇɴᴛ Sᴋɪɴ ʙʏ Wᴀʀʟᴏʀᴅ Cᴏʟᴏssᴜs, Aɴᴅʀᴇᴇ 🎧

[saygoodnight2theworld]

[berryzxx]

Dialogue prompt 2

Character A: Are you fucking kidding me?! Who ate my sandwich? 

Character B: *with a straight face* The rat.

Character A: So you mean yourself?

[questsbetweencovers]

saltier than the ocean

[floraplanttees]

(via "It Is What It Is And It Is Not Great, Memes" Magnet for Sale by FloraPlantTees)

[aebock]

Sarcastic love prompts

Here are some sarcastic love dialogue prompts for characters with a witty edge: Character A: "You know, I tolerate you more than anyone else." Character B: "Aw, same here. We're practically soulmates." Character A: "You're not as annoying as usual today." Character B: "Wow, that's the nicest thing you've said to me all week." Character A: "I guess you're okay... in small doses." Character B: "Likewise. I can only handle your sarcasm in moderation." Character A: "I love how you never take anything seriously." Character B: "Well, life's too short to be serious all the time, right?" Character A: "You're like a fine wine – an acquired taste." Character B: "And you're like that rare, exotic cheese that nobody's quite sure about but secretly loves." Character A: "You're the least terrible option available." Character B: "I'll take that as a compliment." Character A: "You're the only one who can put up with my nonsense." Character B: "It's a special skill, really." Character A: "I guess you're not entirely insufferable." Character B: "High praise coming from you." Character A: "You make my life... slightly less unbearable." Character B: "Well, that's something, I guess." Character A: "You drive me crazy, you know." Character B: "Likewise. But it's a good kind of crazy." Character A: "You're like a sarcastic unicorn in a world of boring horses." Character B: "And you're the rainbow that follows me around." Character A: "I wouldn't say I like you, but I don't actively dislike you." Character B: "That's basically a love confession, right?"

[zendee-designs]

[humblebeginningsceramics]

Say hello to my Grilled Fish paint palette! 🎨

I thought it would be fun to make a ceramic paint palette using the slab technique, but I also wanted to give it my own spin. Since I have been working on incorporating animals into my designs, I made a fish with the scales being the paint wells. I also wanted to section a part for holding brushes, since I often have the problem with finding a place for them while painting. This piece is a prototype, for me to feel out how to make a palette, gauge thicknesses, drying techniques and glazes.

I chose the Botz Speckle Cream 9886 stoneware glaze since I had used it on other pieces and liked the iron speckle effect. Fired to 1250C. It gives the fish a grilled look and also repels any colour stains. I’ve been using it to mix underglazes for my other pieces and it looks new and unused after I wash it each time. All in all, a successful prototype, and I’m looking forward to making more animal palettes in the future!

I painted a series of seascapes during my summer in Cornwall, and used them for this photo shoot. They are really quite small, and I enjoyed the reduced pressure in painting due to that and my general lack of experience with painting 🌝 If you struggle with 2-D media like me, I highly recommend starting small! I have a graveyard of unfinished canvases stashed in the storage now..

[bookwyrmsbuttons]

New pinback buttons

[optiwashere]

So saw a post about Shadowheart's racism towards Githyanki and hating her for that. Saying it's gross etc. I thought it was pretty mild? Considering what the Githyanki are and what they do, I was expecting a lot more racism when you play as one or towards Lae'zel. They aren't nice.

Ah. Yes. This topic. I was wondering when it would come up lol.

I had a long, long, long diatribe about this, but I wound up editing it to hell and back. I agree with you anon. I think it goes to show you how desperate the camp crew was when they put up with Lae'zel after the mountain pass crèche turns out to be a dud.

Anyways.

If people are singling out Shadowheart for being aggressive towards the literal imperialist slaver race of turbo space fascists and calling that racism, I don't know nor do I care to know about it. Not showing the githzerai has, I think, kinda rotted some BG3-only people's brains since they don't see that it's not about the gith as a species but it's about their imperial culture. It's especially annoying when there are much more direct parallels to racism in-game, structural and otherwise (Astarion with the Gur, Lae'zel with the tieflings, Rivington/Emerald Grove with the refugees).

I get the folks that feel the Shadowheart v. githyanki thing as racism, so I won't speak to their feelings. I will say that it's very definitely more a specific case of "girl stole shit from an empire known for murdering wantonly and is trying to avoid interacting with them at all costs" at the very beginning of the game.

Personally, I'm much more interested in talking about the fandom's general treatment of the slightly corrupted prince charming character (normally a fandom favorite in RPGs) as a second-class citizen. He's "useless" and "not that interesting" this time, for some reason?

Not sure why that could be happening.

[alexjcrowley]

I'm watching Citadel (the American version, the first show) and yeah it's fine but why does it read so much as a fanfic????? It's actually insane I haven't heard dialogue like that since 2012????? Help, is Citadel a fanfic adaptation??????

[wedriftlikelonelyplanets]

NAWT there being a prompt for the lestappen birthday celebration fest that is the exact reverse of a cnc fic that i'm writing......love it love it

[darcymercurialisunofficial]

WHO are you reblogging all those simp posts about

No one in particular; I just like to yearn.