#sapphic ships seriously need more attention
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ducky-sav · 4 months ago
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Why no lesbian where lesbian MORE LOVE FOR THE LESBIAN!!!!
reblog if you think sapphic ships deserve more love
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universallydestinytaco · 3 months ago
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SF Fandom Rant
CW: Half-Way Jokingly Unhinged Nerd Rage
EDIT: Just to clarify I was there when Adult Swim announced the festival and unveiled what it was going to look like before opening, I didn't get to go but I wish I did.
What kinda frustrates me is when some fans who think they've been in this fandom for long enough say some silly nonsense like "Oooh Pim is underrated or not as loved as the other main characters he needs more love (ToT)"....Meanwhile as someone who has obsessively-compulsively scurried in and out of EVERY SINGLE MAIN TAG FOR SMILING FRIENDS on almost all social media sites (plus countless YouTube comment sections and that WRETCHED troglodyte-ridden shitgutter known as Reddit) I can confirm that this entire fandom has always been overflowing with an endless supply of Pim fanworks, cosplays, getting shipped with Charlie and various other characters canon AND fanmade (plus quite a bit of selfshipping) or comments gushing about how cute and sweet he is...not to mention Charpim is obviously THE most popular ship in the fandom from what I've seen on A03! All the Pim fanworks and whatnot get a shit ton of attention too, they get TONS of likes and comments! Also on a sidenote, polls I've seen voting for one's favorite character, Pim is either second and in one or two cases, even first in Favorite Character polls while either Alan or Glep are at the bottom, not to say that either character mentioned are unpopular in fact FAR from it considering I spent so much time browsing fanworks for this show, trust me. Glep is a little meme machine and Alan is a he/him sapphic icon because of all the fangirls he has!
And furthermore, a testament to Pim's popularity being much bigger than one would expect is when I was there when Adult Swim's annual festival was unveiled to the masses on their socials and every single one of us online that day collectively losing our heads (hehe) over this lovely sight:
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This image was spreading around like wildfire + the comment sections where mostly talking about Pim's bulbous, perfectly-round head.
"Underrated" my ass, Pim gets A TON of well-deserved love in this fandom, honestly you know who's the most underrated Smiling Friend? My baby girl Smormu where's all the cute Smormu fanart and fanfics you cowards!? I mean look at this lil' cutie go!
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*slams fists on table dramatically* WHERE'S MY SMORMU CONTENT DAMMIT!?
*Nasally Laugh* Okay in all seriousness I know Smormu was made as a joke but can y'all stop making Pim out to be a forgotten/underrated character like he's some scrapped character from the pilot? There are plenty of unpopular/underrated characters on this show I can name on the back of my hand because I scrutinize every bit of trivia surrounding this show (like Zoey, Marge, Mr. Boss to some extent but less-so since S2, Jennifer, Desmond...) and Pim is NOT one of them! Thanks for coming to my TED talk, byeeee.
(PS. Be sure to check back on this lil ol' blog of mine for the latest chapter of my mushy Charpim fanfic dropping later tonight 😉)
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theinvisiblemuseum · 2 years ago
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how about......people demanding wlw rep then never actually engaging with it because the only thing they care about is woke points☕
this really was the wrong day for me to rb this game because i'm seriously genuinely going to be a major cunt about it and i dgaf. that's your warning.
so. here's what i think. in very general terms.
if you don't want to read below the cut (valid) here's all i'll say: stop, actually. i don't want need or care about the megaviral wlw fanfictions of your dreams, because that's not how i choose to engage with fandoms. i already make and engage with the kind of content i want to see which (surprise!) includes a lot of wlw content, but i don't see the need to force moral superiority down people's throats over it. i don't give two shits if anyone other than me is making wlw content. this is fanfiction. fanart. etc. people are allowed to write or engage with whatever they want, HOWEVER if you're throwing a fit over not having enough wlw content and can't name a woman off the top of ur head, that seems like a you problem, idk. basically i choose to actively NOT engage with the type of people screaming crying and pissing themselves over content that already exists that they can't be bothered to look for because appearances and #feminism are all that matters.
if you're here, i'm going to get more cunty, not sorry, you were warned.
the demand for wlw rep is absolutely just dog whistling to seem holier than thou, and like, whatever, most of this shit originates on twitter and tiktok and i've never listened to a word a twitter or tiktok user has said and i won't start now so on the whole i can just put my metaphorical headphones on and tune it out and keep doing my thing, yk? but when it permeates my little den of horror and my brain starts scratching itself, well, i find that sometimes i need to be an asshole and sometimes is right now.
it's not actually a fandom sexism/misogyny issue it's an issue of wanting validation to enjoy certain things, because those things are only cool if the hivemind says so, right? i'm no political expert but i know enough to know that cultlike thought patterns don't lead anywhere good. i've seen zombie movies. i live in america. LOL.
i always joke about how i'd rather die than have my favorite ships become popular (i.e. pandalily, bartydora, lilycissa, etc) but the reason i say that is because a. it breeds discourse that i don't care about, and b. i don't want a bunch of people engaging with content they're not actually interested in just to seem woke or stay on top of trends. it just makes things worse for the people who actually enjoy it.
and while i have your attention, and while i'm being a bitch, wanna know one of the big reasons i think people are crying and whining about the 'lack of wlw rep'? they want other people to care so they don't have to. of course, they don't realize other people already dooooo care, because they're too terrified to sort by anything other than hits on ao3, but that's neither here nor there. no, what they want is for some big strong heavenly god to bite the bullet and characterize these women that, let's be frank, are names on a page and nothing more, so they don't have to. so they can keep on keeping on with the characters they DO care about and toss something around every once and a while about (insert megaviral wlw fic that doesn't exist) to avoid claims of sexism & lesbophobia. AND AS A DISCLAIMER! i don't think people should feel the need to care about a bunch of random characters if they don't want to. once again, this is fanfiction. do whatever the fuck you want. i promise it makes things so much more fun and chill. just because i wanna characterize the shit out of pandora fucking lovegood, i'd never demand anyone else does, and that's the crux of it, isn't it?
this is why it also bugs me when i see posts like 'omg i don't even care who the ship is, i just love sapphics!' or smth along those lines because like, yeah, i love women and i love when women fuck each other and love each other, but i'm not just gonna care about a ship because it's two women. if i did, i'd be more than happy with the pg spoonfed #girlcore sapphic representation in mass media, because half the time it's just two white girls named rachel and brookleighanna whose only defining character traits are that they're gay. nothing more. and sorry, but i'd rather have no wlw content than that. i can't enjoy a ship if i haven't rotated them to hell and back like a rotisserie chicken in my silly little head, often before i've even consumed any content about them. that's the fun of it! i sent like 12 voice messages about a ship i don't even care about that much one time just because i took a shower and had a lot of thoughts. does that mean i'm going to attempt to make them a cornerstone of the Fandom As A Whole and be treated like a celebrity over it? fuck no. i'm just here because i like to have fun and talk to people about characters we all enjoy and create so much lore in my head that only 2 people will ever know about simply because i'm passionate about it and that passion is really enjoyable to me. fandom is a community to me, not a hierarchy, like tiktok or twitter would have you believe, and i think that's what this whole conversation about wlw rep is missing right from the jump. (ta da! i circled back to the point at hand in the end. my tangent had a point!)
yeah so that's my two cents. lol.
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key-to-my-heart · 3 years ago
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S2 WISHFUL THINKING
hey hi hello! i haven’t really been active on tumblr but i wanted to get back into the swing of being active and posting often. so.
i decided i will take note of some of my predictions, hopes, wishes etc. for Season 2 of Rainbow High!
so i kinda wanna just cover the things we canonically have seen aka specific events and drama that has gotten introduced
- The New Roommates / Series 3 Girls
i feel like we will definitely see more of them within the coming episodes. rainbow high literally advertised the new teams as like… i think the second or third teaser for the new season
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it’s interesting to me because. this makes me think of What The Runway Project is? what could it possibly be? i believe i made a post about this in the past but the main theory (and theory i believe the most in) would be a Stage Production of sorts. i mean… it makes sense!
the twins are both Performing Arts focus and are definitely the antags this season. so why wouldn’t they cause trouble in regard to a stage play? plus, bella is back. she’s literally a set designer! we have never seen her do any set designing (other than making a sketch) so it would be fun to see that! if river were to get more focus this season, he would definitely have an outlet to channel his Performing Arts creativity! plus… Daria is a song writer so like. imagine if we were to get music out of that? please. the possibilities are endless.
im also eager to see the series 3 girls dynamics. like are the rest of the girls (gabriella, georgia, emmy and daphne) all roomed together? do they get along? will they all be just as dramatic as stella, sheryl and daria’s dynamic?
but anyway. whatever the drama and the semester project is, the new teammates definitely seem to be playing a crucial role in this season.
- The Twins
i’m actually really eager to see more of them. i feel like not enough people are talking about them? season 2 is actually really interesting so far…. maybe more so than season 1… and i feel like we are going to have to thank the twins for that at some point lol
like. idek what they’re planning on doing but. i’m excited to see what it is! they’ll probably be involved in the semester project or at least causing problems to all of the roommates and teams. they’ll definitely have something going on with bella. and it seems that they have a good bond with karma (after the KWK we got). so maybe they’ll have input in any potential drama with Karma. which leads me to
- Karma VS. Violet
so. this drama has been teased at for like. ever. for what feels like forever.
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this moment in Karma’s bio PLUS the commentary about violet from her and the twins in the recent KWK episode. but anyway. i’m actually super interested in whatever this drama could be??? like. why is karma watching.
we know violet adores karma, she really wants to have her in the vi life. so i’m sure she basically looks up to her! but like. will karma actually genuinely be nice with violet? keep a distance? make remarks like she did in her recent vlog? i don’t know. idk what to expect. of course it’ll have to do with vlogging or something.
- Bella
ok so there is a few things to note with bella. i’m still interested in if bella will accept to do an interview with Karma for her vlog? if so, i wonder how that would go. and i wonder how violet would feel about it. like the very last time bella was featured in vi’s vlog was on a bad note (even though they made up) but like. idk AAA
also i’m wondering how bella is gonna handle being back to rainbow high. because so far it seems she’s having trouble fitting in. will the key to her fitting in be Jade? will Jade help her figure everything out? or would it be someone else?
as much as i’d love Jade to be the reason Bella starts to feel more at home, i also love the other idea of Amaya being the reason bella feels comfortable again. Amaya was once the new girl (and of course in an awkward position because she was essentially a replacement for bella’s spot in the runway group) but. she didn’t fit in. she had to find her place at rainbow high… and it took her until the runway show to be able to truly feel comfortable.
and like. i’ve been rooting for bella/amaya dynamic for awhile now. i see a lot of potential in this duo. we know they somewhat have tension. i mean. bella had a really awkward confrontation with amaya and that was rly their first and last conversation. sure they’ve been around each other like in the music video, at the end of s1, and when bella walked into the girls dorm s2ep2 but like. that’s it.
SO ANYWAY. what i’m trying to get at is that these two definitely need to become friends. i mean. they have a LOT in common. i was talking about the new girl situation because i feel like they can relate in that way. they both had an awkward entrance into rainbow high and could bond over that. it took amaya awhile to feel at home at rainbow high… so maybe she could become friends with bella and help her feel at home! they’re both very determined leader types. they’re really passionate and! they have the same friend group! so why not become friends?
- Jade and Bella
of course i will wonder about these two! i have no clue what to expect with them. the fandom and myself are really really really wanting to see these two become a canon sapphic couple. i really want to see this happen! and mga knows this. mga knows we want to see jella happen. i mean, they literally snatched the ship name from us and plastered it into their vlogs. so they KNOW
anyway. these two are literally going through it rn. the way jade’s eyes lit up when she saw bella was back at rh. and now both of them are looking for each other and worried about each other. jade thinking bella is mad at her rn? please. i will sob. they are really holding off this jella reunion but i hope it’s for a good reason. i just want them to talk and have a good reunion… a hug……. happy tears, happy smiles…………..a love confession…
- Amaya
so i don’t really have much to say here but i’m just wondering about amaya this season. she’s definitely been advertised so much to the point that she essentially became like. THE main focus in season 1. this peeved some people but personally i loved amaya being like a sort of main character figure. she didn’t really take attention away from the other characters but also had that energy of being a main character anyway.
my point is, though, idk how she will play out in this season? like is she going to be as much of a main character as the main 6 are…. or will she play a bigger role? i have no clue. it seems bella is going to have a key focus this season, which makes sense, but it still just makes me wonder about amaya’s role this season
- Colin
i just hope this man does not get a development arc. i know some people want him to…. but i just. i don’t. i don’t understand. the point of him existing was to show that cheating is wrong and to display girl power. by teaching that skyler didn’t need a man to prove her worth. that she is her own person. her own strength! i really hope that colin and bella don’t have anything omfg.
- Winter Break
i’m really. REALLY excited for the winter break arc. it’s about time we get to see some backgrounds outside of rainbow high! plus the animated tidbits of ruby, sky, and violet in their wb outfits in the wb commercial was everything.
i’m so excited to see their new hairstyles, to see them with their snow gear and more. omg. of course i think the twins will be involved in this arc someone. krystal briefly mentioned the twins’ family having a ski lodge. and then of course we see sunny with her skis so like. yea!! i just wonder how these episodes would play out. or episode. but anyway like… will they just vibe? or will there be a problem of sorts? if it’s winter break then it probably won’t tie into school or like projects or anything like that
- Kia Hart
i’m actually hoping kia gets some focus this season. like. what is she going to do? is she going to pair another couple together? (if so, please be jella. okay wait seriously what if she is the key to reuniting jade and bella together… anyway) i just hope to see more of her and possibly more of her and krystal together haha. but kia just vibes so far, it would be lovely to get more of her!
- The A’s
so ainsley is finally beginning to get some attention! i really hope we continue to get more of her as well as avery, and aidan of course! we did get a bunch of content of aidan but you can never have enough honestly.
but i just wonder about how the A’s will be this season. like will they do anything significant? are bella and avery going to remain close? what is going on!!!
- The Malibu Line
so we literally know nothing about this except
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but i still wonder like. if we will get to see anything about it at any point during the web series. perhaps it would be more of a summer thing. but it definitely means something if Bella is in it! (also i’m just generally excited for her new doll. omfg.)
- The Rock Line
so we also know almost nothing about this except
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saw someone discuss that the music being heard during s2ep2 could be in regards to the rock battle. honestly. what if this is some sort of project? battle of bands or something? that would be cool lol. anyway i’m intrigued for this line mainly because of all the clothing leaks we have been getting omg.
- The Slumber Party Line
we have known about this for a little while (with the theory of the baby blue girl being in it) but i’m just curious as to who the characters are and if they will be in the web series at all.
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- Jett Dawson
okay so. this is a big one. jett being a collector doll, i feel like she’ll definitely play a crucial role in the series. so like. who will she be to the main characters? it says she’s generally nice. why was she giving that look to the girls after their runway performance? IDK! i have no clue what to expect with her. i feel like the expectations i had for amaya (before we knew anything about her) will be put into jett because. the vibes i got from amaya ever since we just had her doll… i am also kind of getting from jett. so i’m eager!
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ezrisdax-archive · 4 years ago
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b7 + texted the wrong person (feel free to also combine it with a group chat AU) for the sapphic september bingo!
also here on ao3 for my sapphic september bingo card~
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September 1st 2376, 18:54
[ace pilot changed the group name to party bus]
you wouldn't like me when I'm angry: tom why?
Tuvok: Captain, permission to transfer.
sad clarinet noises: we're in the delta quadrant? where are you transferring to??
I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: permission denied
I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: you're suffering alongside me tuvok
Tuvok: Captain at least change your name here.
I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: no.
  September 1st 2376, 21:12
[you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry >> Seven of Nine]
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: I’m bored, meet me at the holodeck
Seven of Nine: If you feel you have insufficient work I can provide some more. I believe the warp drive coils need to be looked at.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: my warp coils are fine and don’t touch them.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: I meant to message harry
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry:  you guys just both start with ‘s’ and I wasn’t paying attention.
Seven of Nine: Ah, I am a victim of you impulsiveness then.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: lighten up seven, it’s just a mistake. even you can make those.
Seven of Nine: Have you found flaws in my work?
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: in the work no.
Seven of Nine: You took seventeen minutes to answer, I assume you were going over my work.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: I was trying to be tactful for once. you could learn how yourself.
Seven of Nine: You meant to say something else then?
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: learn to read between the lines, seven.
September 1st 2376, 22:24
[Seven of Nine >> you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry]
Seven of Nine: I find it difficult to discern the tone in these chats.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: now who’s taking too long to respond.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: okay I get it.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: look just assume most of us have a second meaning behind what we type.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: I’ve learned it’s easier to just get that most people don’t mean what they say the way they say it.
Seven of Nine: That could have been written at once.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: lesson two:
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: learning to text.
 September 2nd 2376, 07:40
[party bus]
ace pilot changed their name to captain proton
captain proton: you can all call me captain, it’s okay
sad clarinet noises changed their name to mom’s not home play the forbidden clarinet
captain proton: seriously harry? you were supposed to change it to buster kincaid
mom’s not home play the forbidden clarinet: why do I always have to be the sidekick, tom?
captain proton: okay that’s captain first of all
Seven of Nine: I believe no one will refer to you with that title.
Seven of Nine: Nor is anyone interested in your juvenile holodeck adventures within this chat.
captain proton: wow rude, seven
mom’s not home play the forbidden clarinet: hang on, Seven did you just text twice?
captain proton: oh no seven’s been infected again, @virtuoso you online yet?
virtuoso: I am always online, Lieutenant, benefits of being a holoprogram.
Seven of Nine: I am functioning at peak performance.
Seven of Nine: I was merely informed by Lieutenant Torres that this is how humans communicate.
captain proton: you’re listening to b’elanna?? you never listened when harry and I tried to teach you to use this chat.
Seven of Nine: Lesson six:
Seven of Nine: “Never listen to Tom and Harry.”
mom’s not home play the forbidden clarinet: that’s probably for the best but @you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry, rude
chakot-eyyyyyy: I truly taught b’elanna the right lessons in life.
I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url is online
I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: tom believe me when I say I’m the only captain allowed in this chat.
I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url changed captain proton’s name to demoted™
demoted™ permission changed
mom’s not home play the forbidden clarinet changed their name to buste(d) kincaid
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry is online
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: savage
great talaxian bake off: breakfast is ready everyone, for today I’ve got a selection of human and hanonian delicacies, with the substation of leola roots of course but don’t worry I’m certain you won’t be able to tell the difference. why I’ll bet if I hadn’t said a word you’d never even know.
great talaxian bake off: except that I did just tell you then.
great talaxian bake off: oops.
Tuvok is offline
 September 2nd 2376, 09:44
[you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry >> Seven of Nine]
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: not bad seven
Seven of Nine: I am not certain I should be seeking your approval.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: and you ruined it
Seven of Nine: I take that to be sarcasm?
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: you can take it however you like
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: are you not coming to breakfast?
Seven of Nine: I have already taken my meal.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: no people watching to learn how to socialize today?
Seven of Nine: I believe you were against me doing that.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: no I didn’t like you doing it to me
Seven of Nine: You were a fascinating subject.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: you say the nicest things
Seven of Nine: I did not mean to insult you with that.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: no I know that now.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: just get down here and socialize already
Seven of Nine: Very well.
 September 2nd 2376, 19:32
[you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry >> Seven of Nine]
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: meet me in the holodeck in ten
Seven of Nine: I believe Ensign Kim is on duty right now.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: yeah which is why that message was for you
Seven of Nine: I see.
Seven of Nine: What is the activity we will be doing?
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: sparring >:)
Seven of Nine: Very well.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: lesson eighteen:
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: just say ‘okay’
Seven of Nine: Very well.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: I know that one was on purpose.
Seven of Nine is offline
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: well played seven
  September 2nd 2376, 22:17
[you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry >> Seven of Nine]
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: don’t say anything
Seven of Nine: This conversation was initiated by you.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: shut up
Seven of Nine: I am uncertain what you mean.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: oh you know exactly what I mean
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: don’t think I don’t know you play the ‘pretend not to know social cues’ on purpose when it suits you
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: I’ll win the next round seven don’t you worry
Seven of Nine: I was not concerned.
Seven of Nine: Except perhaps for your shoulder.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: shut up
Seven of Nine: Is this to be a regular event then?
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: depends
Seven of Nine: On what?
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: did you enjoy it?
Seven of Nine: It was not bad.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: yes or no seven
Seven of Nine: The experience is repeatable
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: ugh, yes or no seven?
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: if you don’t want to spend time with me don’t worry I won’t take offense to that
Seven of Nine is offline
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: guess that answers it
  September 2nd 2376, 23:48
[Seven of Nine >> you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry]
Seven of Nine: Yes.
Seven of Nine: I would like to spend more time with you.
Seven of Nine is offline
 September 3rd 2376, 06:27
[you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry >> Seven of Nine]
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: come down for breakfast then
Seven of Nine: You are up early.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: you said you were taking breakfast earlier than us
Seven of Nine: I shall acquire coffee then.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: I didn’t think you drank that
Seven of Nine: I do not enjoy it.
Seven of Nine: You however do.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: oh
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: just with a little milk
Seven of Nine: I am aware.
Seven of Nine: I noticed you drinking it as such during the time I was observing you.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: that’s….weirdly sweet seven
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: stalker
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: I’ll get you some nutritional supplements
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: even typing that sounds gross
Seven of Nine: I prefer it to the current food choices.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: actually looking at what neelix made this morning I can’t blame you
Seven of Nine: Then will you be picking one up for yourself?
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: hell no
 September 3rd 2376, 08:29
[buste(d) kincaid >> you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry]
buste(d) kincaid: did you eat breakfast with seven this morning?
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: yeah
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: what about it?
buste(d) kincaid: texting her a lot too
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: get to the point Starfleet
buste(d) kincaid: 👀
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: go look elsewhere
buste(d) kincaid: I’m just saying
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: maybe I just get that it’s not easy to understand a ship full of humans all the time when you feel like something else
buste(d) kincaid: b’elanna
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: don’t
buste(d) kincaid: all right. I’ll drop it for now.
buste(d) kincaid: but if you need romantic music playing during your dates I know a great clarinetist
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: there’s someone else on this ship who plays?
buste(d) kincaid: ouch
 September 3rd 2376, 08:42
[party bus]
demoted™: can I get permission to change my name again?
I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: no.
demoted™: @Tuvok c’mon, you’ve got admin rights on here too, right?
Tuvok is offline
buste(d) kincaid changed their name to I stan 1 (one) Vulcan
demoted™: shut up harry
  September 3rd 2376, 09:32
[betting pool]
I stan 1 (one) Vulcan: I want to change my bet to this fourth week this month
demoted™: hey insider knowledge is cheating
I stan 1 (one) Vulcan: I can’t read all of a sudden
chakot-eyyyyyy: change of timeframe noted
great talaxian bake off: oh do you know something mr kim?
I stan 1 (one) Vulcan: maybe. maybe not.
chakot-eyyyyyyy: by the way captain, I changed the roster a little
I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: putting seven and b’elanna on the same shift all week is also cheating @chakot-eyyyyyyy
chakot-eyyyyyyy: you did it last week
I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: I can’t read all of a sudden
virtuoso: is there an epidemic going on I need to know about? Please state the nature of the medical emergency.
I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: we’re fine, doctor. don’t worry about it.
virtuoso: very well. Seven appeared to be in good spirits this morning.
chakot-eyyyyyyy: she and b’elanna were seen leaving the mess hall together
chakot-eyyyyyyy: arguing, but it’s progress
great talaxian bake off: they did seem quite close while they were eating. a shame I couldn’t convince seven to try my new oatmeal, much better than those nutritional supplements she keeps eating.
I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: we’ll get them there yet
I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: put me down for first week of next month
I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: I’ll hedge my bets
I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: now everyone get back to work
demoted™: @chakot-eyyyyyyy, you have admin rights, right?
chakot-eyyyyyyy is offline
 September 4th 2376, 21:38
[you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry >> Seven of Nine]
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: does everyone seem to be watching us more lately?
Seven of Nine: It would appear so.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: I’ll question harry what that’s about
Seven of Nine: I do not enjoy the scrutiny.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: well now you know how I felt
Seven of Nine: Noted.
Seven of Nine: Apologies.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: hang on, I’m screenshotting this.
Seven of Nine: I will delete this thread from both our padds.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: good luck hacking mine
Seven of Nine: I have considerable more patience to try.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: and I’m a damn good engineer and you know it
Seven of Nine: You have a considerable skill there.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: wow and an apology and a compliment
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: damn maybe tom and harry were right and you are compromised
Seven of Nine: I am not suffering from any internal or external conditions
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: doubt
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: your not bad at your job either seven
Seven of Nine: *You’re
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: I take it back
Seven of Nine: I have already committed it to memory.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: dammit seven
Seven of Nine is offline
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: STOP DOING THAT
  September 6th 2376, 06:45
[Seven of Nine >> you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry]
Seven of Nine: You are late.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: sorry, we had an emergency in engineering last night and they woke me up
Seven of Nine: Did you requite assistance?
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: maybe later
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: it’s all set now
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: vorik caught the mistake made in time
Seven of Nine: I presume it was not your own.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: no, it was just one of my staff
Seven of Nine: Should I speak to them?
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: don’t terrorize my staff seven
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: that’s my job
Seven of Nine: Your coffee is cold, I am ordering you a new one.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: I don’t have any replicator credits left for this week
Seven of Nine: I am using mine
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: oh
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: thanks
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: I have to head straight to engineering, carrey just pinged
Seven of Nine: I will meet you there.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: seriously don’t terrorize my staff
  September 6th 2376, 15:47
[you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry >> Seven of Nine]
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: hey you texted first this morning
Seven of Nine: Should I not have?
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: no no, I was just surprised
Seven of Nine: I see.
Seven of Nine: I will endeavor to do so more often.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: yeah
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: you do that
Seven of Nine: Sarcasm?
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: maybe not this time
Seven of Nine: I see.
Seven of Nine: My attention is required in astrometrics, I shall see you tonight at the holodeck.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: make it dinner
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: to make up for breakfast
Seven of Nine: I will see you then.
  September 8th 2376, 17:39
[betting pool]
great talaxian bake off: they arrived at dinner together!
  September 8th 2376, 17:42
[I stan 1 (one) Vulcan >> you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry]
I stan 1 (one) Vulcan: 👀
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: don’t say anything
I stan 1 (one) Vulcan: 👀👀👀
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry is offline
  September 9th 2376, 08:53
[party bus]
demoted™: @Tuvok, c’mon!
Tuvok is offline
demoted™: @chakot-eyyyyyy
chakot-eyyyyyy is offline
I stan 1 (one) Vulcan: lol
 September 9th 2376, 12:00
[Seven of Nine >> you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry]
Seven of Nine: What is the importance of celebrating someone’s birthday?
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: it’s just showing them you were glad they were born
Seven of Nine: It often appears to be an excuse for celebration for that sake of it.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: that too.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: but mostly the first thing
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: it’s just nice to know people care about that enough
Seven of Nine: Another important human lesson?
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: I’m the last person you should really ask for those
Seven of Nine: I find your information on them to be enlightening.
Seven of Nine: You have a different perspective I find easier to understand.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: us outsiders have to stick together, hunh?
Seven of Nine: Indeed.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: then meet me for lunch. I’ll save you some cake.
Seven of Nine: I do not require cake.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: seven
Seven of Nine: I shall be there shortly.
  September 11th 2376, 16:08
[Seven of Nine >> I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url]
Seven of Nine: Captain, I have a personal inquiry.
I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: oh?
Seven of Nine: What is the conclusion to draw in enjoying someone’s company.
I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: could be a lot of things seven
I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: friendship, romance, anything in between
Seven of Nine: I see.
Seven of Nine: There is no logical conclusion then.
I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: do you want to talk about it more?
Seven of Nine: I find myself drawn towards someone. I am uncertain what this means.
I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: how do you feel about them compared to let’s say…the Doctor
Seven of Nine: Ah.
I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: ah? You’re typically more succinct seven
Seven of Nine: I have to go.
Seven of Nine is offline
I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: good luck seven
  September 11th 2376, 17:21
[Seven of Nine >> you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry]
Seven of Nine: I will be unable to attend dinner or the holodeck tonight.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: ?? everything okay?
Seven of Nine is offline
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: seven?
  September 12th 2376, 06:29
[you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry >> Seven of Nine]
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: you going to stand me up for breakfast too?
  September 13th 2376, 10:58
[you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry >> Seven of Nine]
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: I need your input on the latest dilithium crystal chamber designs.
Seven of Nine: I have sent Ensign Kim your way.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: seven
Seven of Nine is offline
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: fine
  September 13th 2376, 20:47
[I stan 1 (one) Vulcan >> you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry]
I stan 1 (one) Vulcan: b’elanna?
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: don’t
  September 14th 2376, 09:18
[I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url >> Seven of Nine]
I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: you still have to be able to work with her seven
Seven of Nine: I shall endeavor to do so.
I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: what happened?
Seven of Nine: I made a mistake.
I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: caring isn’t a mistake seven
I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: it’s the human in all of us
Seven of Nine: I did not wish to be human.
I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: neither did any of us
I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: we are anyway
Seven of Nine: I will speak to her.
I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: good because I was about to make it captain’s orders
  September 14th 2376, 09:34
[party bus]
demoted™: this isn’t even funny anymore
I stan 1 (one) Vulcan: disagree
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: disagree
chakot-eyyyyyy: disagree
I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: the people have spoken
Tuvok: It has improved crew moral.
demoted™: tuvok?!?!
Tuvok is offline
   September 15th 2376, 07:37
[Seven of Nine >> you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry]
Seven of Nine: I wish to apologize.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: I don’t care
Seven of Nine: I attempted to speak to you at breakfast.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: you’re lucky I didn’t shove that coffee in your face, seven
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: also saying you wish to apologize isn’t an apology
Seven of Nine: I am sorry.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: good for you
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry is offline
  September 15th 2376, 16:29
[you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry >> I stan 1 (one) Vulcan]
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: was this you?
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: [img: cake]
I stan 1 (one) Vulcan: no? can I have some?
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: help me figure this out and maybe
I stan 1 (one) Vulcan: I’ll ask around
  September 15th 2376, 16:33
[betting pool]
I stan 1 (one) Vulcan: hey anyone leave b’elanna cake?
great talaxian bake off: :ooooooooo
great talaxian bake off: seven asked to use my kitchen earlier today. she didn’t let me see what she was making though, or ask much for my help.
demoted™: the plot thickens
  September 15th 2376, 20:47
[you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry >> Seven of Nine]
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: did you leave me cake?
Seven of Nine: Yes.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: why?
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: is this another apology?
Seven of Nine: I was informed that people celebrate others birthdays as an appreciate for the other being alive.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: my birthday is tomorrow
Seven of Nine: I did not wish to distract you from celebrating with ones you cared about.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: I see
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: stop moping seven, come to my damn party that tom keeps saying he’s not throwing
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: thanks for the cake
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: I’m not mad anymore
Seven of Nine: Your username is incorrect.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: ??
Seven of Nine: I still like you even when you are angry.
Seven of Nine is offline
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: what is that supposed to mean?
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: dammit seven
  September 16th 2376, 06:26
[Seven of Nine >> you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry]
Seven of Nine: Happy birthday.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: bring coffee
Seven of Nine: As you’d like.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: and that better come with an explanation.
Seven of Nine: If you’d like.
Seven of Nine: I dealt with my feelings poorly. I could not understand them and they confused me.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: they do that
Seven of Nine: After examination however I would prefer you in my life knowing the truth and that my actions were unfair to you.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: and the truth is?
Seven of Nine: I have feelings for you that are not just of friendship.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: hunh.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: bring me a kiss too
Seven of Nine: You are taking this better than predicted.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: I’m unpredictable seven, keep up
Seven of Nine: That would be an oxymoron.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: your an oxymoron
Seven of Nine: *You’re
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: just get over here seven
Seven is offline
  September 16th 2376, 07:04
[betting pool]
I stan 1 (one) Vulcan: pay up
demoted™: this isn’t fair
chakot-eyyyyyy: actually harry someone beat you by having the third week of this month
I stan 1 (one) Vulcan: what?! who?
chakot-eyyyyyy: tuvok
I stan 1 (one) Vulcan: tuvok?!
demoted™: tuvok?!
I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: tuvok?!
great talaxian bake off: :o mr vulcan?
virtuoso: this simply can’t be right commander
Tuvok: I believe I was ordered to participate in this by you Captain.
Tuvok: It was simply logical.
Tuvok is offline
I stan 1 (one) Vulcan changed their name to the absolute betrayal
   September 16th 2376, 13:17
[party bus]
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: who started the betting pool? which one of you was it?
the absolute betrayal: tom
chakot-eyyyyyy: tom
I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: tom
virtuoso: Lieutenant Paris
great talaxian bake off: mr paris
the absolute betrayal: who told?
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: tuvok just handed me a bunch of replicator ration credits and told me where they came from
the absolute betrayal: well happy birthday?
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: blocked
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: @demoted™ I want to talk
demoted™ is offline
  September 16th 2376, 17:41
[a collective of two]
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: there, now we have our own chat away from the traitors
Seven of Nine: Was that not just our private messages anyway?
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: shut up seven
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: I can’t believe they did this!
Seven of Nine: It would seem in line with previous actions. You yourself have taken part in such betting pools.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: not the point
Seven of Nine: I see
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: come over
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: I want a few more birthday presents from you.
Seven of Nine: That is an innuendo.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: you’re taking the fun out of flirting
Seven of Nine: Apologies.
Seven of Nine: I will be over when my shift finishes to make amends.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: I could get used to this.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: hey seven
Seven of Nine: Yes?
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: for the record I like you too
Seven of Nine: I have committed it to memory.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: you better have
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: don’t worry, it’ll just be the two of us for dinner and you don’t have to come to the party afterwards
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: I know crowds aren’t your thing
Seven of Nine: I will adapt.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: the point is you don’t always have to
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: I’ve got your back either way
Seven of Nine: I appreciate the sentiment.
Seven of Nine: I am surprised by the title you have chosen for this chat.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: yeah well
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: so long as it’s an ex-borg turns out it’s not so bad
Seven of Nine: I see.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: lesson twenty
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: pick something to say other than that too
Seven of Nine: How many more lessons are there?
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: who knows. I’m still learning them too.
Seven of Nine: Then we shall learn them together.
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: yeah
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: yeah we will
Seven of Nine: I am off shift. I shall see you soon.
Seven of Nine is offline
you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: see you soon
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kendrixtermina · 5 years ago
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for the ship thing thoughts on claumitri and ingrid/dorothea?
ingrid/dorothea?
General:
Rate the Ship -  Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs - IDK why everyone wants Ingrid to be sapphic when she’s the one (1) character who explicitly says that she’s not sapphic. Or at least, shoots down Dorothea’s flirting in the B support. I think there’s value in having a non traditionally girly character who’s still hetero, many girls who want bfs get told that they will never get one if they don’t act stereotypical and that sucks. Or you could even read her as aspec given that she’s not too interested in pairing up or being attractive, and that the Glenn thing was arranged. She can still admire him and be sad he died without necessarily having the hots for him after all they probably grew up together. Also I don’t really see the particular appeal of those 2 characters together, they don’t have that much in common and Dorothea has a bajillion better options including sapphic ones. 
How long will they last? - As long as it takes Ingrid to say she’s not interested
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - I kind of see why Dorothea might think she’s hot or mistakenly assume she’s into girls as the whole tomboyish look is something ppl sometimes do to communicate that, and she probably finds something relatable about their experiences re: slimy jerks. She does indisputably kick butt and have pretty hair
How was their first kiss? - I’ve had the experience before where the other person gives it a nice, proper try but you can tell they’re not really into it
For the rest of this meme I will not be a spoilsport and entertain the thought/ try to think about what it would be like if they DID get together. It’s certainly inconceivable to read it that way, perhaps Ingrid simply wasn’t ready yet at that time/ or it was an internalized thing.
Wedding:
Who proposed? - I’m certain Dorothea explicitly tried that on screen in the paralogue XD
Who is the best man/men? - Ingrid might try bringing Sylvain, Felix or Dimitri if we’re in a timeline where he lived. 
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Petra or Bernie
Who did the most planning? - Dorothea
Who stressed the most? - Ingrid
How fancy was the ceremony? -Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.  Neither would be much for ostentatiousness but I think Dorothea would want a bit of romantic florish
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Their jerkish ex suitors, even if they are important nobles of [winning faction]
Sex:
Who is on top? -  Definitely Ingrid
Who is the one to instigate things? - Dorothea
How healthy is their sex life? -Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now  
How kinky are they? -Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head  - I can’t see Ingrid being very kinky, but Dorothea might ease her into it. 
How long do they normally last? - a while
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Very much so
How rough are they in bed? -Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? -No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory. Dorothea really wants to have a relationship so once she gets one she’s gonna want PDA, Ingrid will probably be more stiff and proper - but I can see how a situation where she explores this/eases into it might be interesting to read. It’s not like Ingrid is completely unromantic given all her lofty ideas about honor and how she likes these high fantasy-eque books. It’s somewhere in there
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? - Would probably not have babies. 
How many children will they adopt? - Dorothea canonically looks after oprphans at least in Silver Snow so now entirely unlikely like two or three
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Ingrid being the responsible one
Who is the stricter parent? - Ingrid
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Ingrid
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Dorothea
Who is the more loved parent? - Dorothea
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Ingrid
Who cried the most at graduation? - Dorothea
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Dorothea
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? - Ingrid
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Neither
Who does the grocery shopping? - Ingrid. 
How often do they bake desserts? - Often enough. Gotta appreciate how so many people in this game heartily enjoy their nom stuff, even the girls. I think Lorenz is the only one noted as not having much of an appetite. 
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - This is Ingrid we’re talking about. We’re not partying until there’s a roasted stuffed pugket involved
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Hm. On the one hand Dorothea’s the romantic on the other hand Ingrid takes her obligations & loyalty seriously. But I think Dorothea would be the sort to really enjoy being the surprise-ee so let’s say Ingrid
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Dorothea
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - Neither. 
Chores:
Who cleans the room? - Both
Who is really against chores? -  Neither. 
Who cleans up after the pets? - Ingrid, mostly cause it’s her pets (Horses & pegasi chiefly)
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Dorothea
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Dorothea
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Ingrid. She has a jar where she collects all the spare change
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Dorothea
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Both, though probably Ingrid more often cause she likes the outdoors
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Dorothea strikes me as the decorating kind so regular
What are their goals for the relationship? - Probably to find their freedom together  and also help the poor. I suppose that is something they might have in common
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Ingrid
Who plays the most pranks? - Dorothea
claumitri
General:
Rate the Ship -  Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs - Sure why not?  There’s nothing in particular that makes me think “Wow those would go super well together” but also nothing to the contrary. I’ve seen good fic for it.  I guess they’re just the two dudes who get the most characterization and also sorta get along/interact, so there’s a lot to work with.
How long will they last? - Hm. Dimitri would strike me as someone would like to be serious and longterm about things. They would need to work out the politics first but there’s no reason why they couldn’t last
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - I’d say it wouldn’t take them that long to get started, but somewhat longer to really get to a deep level. Largely because Claude is quick to build surface friendships but slower to really show his real feelings, but also Dimitri wouldn’t necessarily realize that he’s holding something back or press the issue. It helps that they are both just likeable people tho. Dimitri is not going to pass up a chance for a heart-to heart talk. If he got through to that hidden more idealistic side of Claude I think they’d click and get something lasting going. They would definitely always have disagreements about their methods and are fairly different in how they deal with their feelings, but they both have the will to work with ppl with different opinions and build bridges. 
How was their first kiss? - Claude probably quipped something about how it was surprisingly passionate. Dimitri turned into a tomato that same instant. 
Wedding:
Who proposed? - Dimitri
Who is the best man/men? - Dedue and either Nader or Byleth.
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Not applicable. But if it were, probably Hilda and Mercedes or Flayn. 
Who did the most planning? - Claude. He likes them feasts. 
Who stressed the most? - Dimitri. Thankfully Claude is chill enough for both of them and knows to distract him
How fancy was the ceremony? -Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.  
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Lorenz’ and Sylvain’s jerk fathers. They might be important nobles but they’re jerks. Edelgard, Arundel and Rufus would already be dead in the AM timeline but if they weren’t they wouldn’t be invited anyways. Claude seems like might actually counteract Dimitri’s tendency to take bad treatment out of politeness. Felix might say that he won’t come but then show up anyways.Or there would be some conspiracy to kidnap him and make sure he comes. Lysithea came up with the plan and recruited Ingrid, Hilda and Sylvain to help her.
Sex:
Who is on top? -  Hm. I could see either doing it. Perhaps Claude would suggest that they switch it up for novelty. But Dimitri is definitely the little spoon, despite his actual size XD
Who is the one to instigate things? - Claude
How healthy is their sex life? -Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now  
How kinky are they? -Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head  -  The discussion would be absolutely hilarious cause Dimitri’s easily embarassed and Claude is a bit of a troll. But he wouldn’t go overboard or make Mitya uncomfortable Claude generally knows when to stop the gremlin act see that one scene with Flayn 
How long do they normally last? - average but it would be pretty intense
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Not necessarily I can get either getting a kick out of just being the one administering the pleasure. 
How rough are they in bed? -Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. - You’ve got one person with super strength and one with super toughness/regeneration. There is potential here. 
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? -No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory. Methinks Dimitri would be pretty affectionate while Claude’s certainly flirty but the genuinely vulnerable/emotional stuff would have to be in private behind closed doors
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? - Perhaps Claude found some magic mpreg magic right next to where he got the magic cure for Lysithea…
How many children will they adopt? - No jokes aside Dimitri strikes me as the sort to want kids and also to make a point to choose to adopt. The people of Fodlan better get ready to get some adopted Almyran or Duscurian war orphan as their next king. Dimitri would just proudly stand by his adopted kid and Claude would handle the political fallout. 
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Dimitri
Who is the stricter parent? - Dimitri
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Certainly not Claude
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Dimitri
Who is the more loved parent? -  Both but in different ways. Dimitri is the affectionate parent who comforts the kids when they’re upset, and Claude is the designated fun parent that you can openly talk about everything with. 
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - Dimitri
Who cried the most at graduation? - Dimitri cried so much
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Claude
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? - Claude
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Claude
Who does the grocery shopping? - Claude
How often do they bake desserts? - Probably not that often
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Claude certainly likes a good serving of nom stuff. And Dimitri’s huge, probably needs some fuel to keep functioning
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Claude strikes me as the surprise plans sort
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Claude
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - Dimitri
Chores:
Who cleans the room? - Not Claude. Dimitri tries but he’s clumsy
Who is really against chores? -  It’d not that Claude’s against it perse he just gets distracted thinking about stiff
Who cleans up after the pets? - Claude
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Claude
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Dimitri
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Dimitri
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Claude
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - They do it together. Both like walking out in nature. 
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Dimitri isn’t much for decoration and Claude forgets about the holidays half the time
What are their goals for the relationship? - Just to be happy. Dimitri would want to have some separation between that and the politics - but it’s certainly helpful for the peace between the countries if the Kings are an item and they both care alot about promoting peace perhaps in slightly different but potentially complementary ways. 
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Claude
Who plays the most pranks? - Claude
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hisband · 6 years ago
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I’ve stayed quiet about this for too long now, and today I finally reached my limit.
If you interact with ifhollicould / heedingcalls / Summer, block me. I don’t want to see her, ever. She was, unfortunately, somebody I spent a year and a half of my time with (from spring 2016 to winter 2017, to be exact). During much of that time I knew something was wrong with our relationship, but kept convincing myself otherwise. I kept convincing myself that maybe I was overreacting to things - that maybe I was being unfair and selfish, for having needs that didn’t coincide with hers, or cater to hers - but that wasn’t the case at all. And if I knew then what I know now, I would’ve taken more screencaps to help document what I’m about to describe. I never would have gotten involved with her in the first place.
Trigger warning for misogyny, homophobia, lesbophobia & transphobia.
Shit Summer pulled during the time that I knew her includes:
Sending a friend of mine - a friend who happens to be a gay man, someone with no interest in women whatsoever - an unsolicited picture of her half-naked body in November of 2017. 
Sending me text messages every day for a whole month (December 2017) after I asked her for some space after a family member died, clearly desperate for a response even though I’d already given her a valid reason as to why I wasn’t talking.
Sending me passive-aggressive texts whenever she saw me posting on the dash but not speaking to her, during the time period mentioned above.
Chasing me down after cutting ties with her last year, getting on anon and guilt-tripping me about the fact I left. Here’s the evidence.
Treating female characters like toys or sex objects (seriously, look at her blogs where she writes women - really look at the way she portrays them in her writing, how she goes out of her way to describe how ~dainty and delicate~ they are), or projecting herself onto her own female characters in order to act out the lustful feelings she has towards others’ muses, particularly of the male variety. I can’t tell you how many times she did that to me, which is a big part of the reason why I left a lot of my blogs from 2016 and 2017. Too many bad memories that literally ruined old muses of mine for me (or at least, writing them on this platform).
Ignoring my own female characters, because paying attention to them meant she had to take a break from wanking to the male characters (and our very few m/m ships!) for five minutes.
Having a very superficial interest in female characters and f/f ships. Happily gushing about het ships and fetishizing m/m ships, but losing interest in the subject the minute that lesbian couples entered the equation.
The very few times we did discuss f/f stuff, she described the characters involved as “sapphic babies”, effectively infantilizing them. (She also was uninterested in giving them complex storylines, on that note. Interesting.) M/M ships were “gay babies”, which is just as infantilizing and gross. 
According to her logic, women are “the fairer sex” - a term that sure crops up a lot on her blogs! Okay, so…you’re implying that all women have vaginas, Summer? That having a vagina is inherently tied to being a woman? Sex and gender are not interchangeable terms.
The term “fairer sex” is also nasty because it inherently assumes that all women are these weak, feminized creatures, separate from men, less strong and less capable and less rugged and always “fairer” than them. Really interesting statement from somebody who preaches about what a feminist she is.
Which I guess would explain why she took such an issue with my character Ginger, whose behaviour did not line up with Summer’s views on what is traditionally feminine (she even called Ginger “butch” at one point, despite having no idea what that word actually means), but I digress. She’d also frequently reduce Ginger to her sexual orientation. At the time, I wrote Ginger as bisexual, so I guess Summer saw Ginger as “the aggressive girl who fucks other girls”.
As for the more personal shit involving why I cut ties with her!
A lot of it involved her possessive and territorial behaviour towards me, particularly towards the end of our friendship (which is exactly why I left). This started around the time I made Murdoc’s blog, became really active on him, began branching out and befriending other roleplayers, or reconnecting with friends I’d lost touch with. Prior to this incident, Summer and I spoke to each other on a daily basis; it was only towards the end that I began to feel very smothered by her presence. I felt as if I couldn’t go a moment without Summer wanting to know where I was and what I was doing. Summer constantly reminded me that she loved me and valued me as a friend - which I now recognize as a manipulation tactic to keep me by her side, and to make me feel guilty for having other relationships outside of her.
Which is really funny, because I tried on many occasions to get her involved with other peers of mine during the time that I knew her (so she wouldn’t feel left out), only for Summer to constantly decline, claiming those peers of mine were “better” than her and that she “wasn’t good enough to talk to them”. At the time, I thought that maybe it was her social anxiety. Now, looking back, it reads as yet another tactic of manipulation - a way of keeping me around her.
Summer would also frequently take her bad moods out on me, becoming hysterical over text messages and refusing to listen to reason and refusing to find constructive ways to work through her problems. I would frequently try to assure her that everything was going to be okay, only for Summer to brush me off. Those conversations usually went something like this:
Summer: This is making me upset. Me: Have you thought about doing A, B, or C? Summer: I’m going to go mope now.
It didn’t make me feel very good, and often made me feel like I was failing her as a friend. By the end of those conversations, I’d usually feel as drained, and my mood would be as miserable as hers was.
I often felt as if Summer domineered our conversations and the things we wrote about together. In all fairness, I have a very passive personality, and have a tendency to let others lead conversations. I don’t usually give input unless explicitly asked, or if I’m absolutely certain that my input won’t be ignored. I also have a history with allowing people to take their anger and grief out on me. This is something I’ve been actively been trying to work on. I do not want to put all the blame on Summer for all of that, but a large part of me still feels as if the very nature of my personality was preyed upon, and that Summer was manipulating me into doing what she wanted - both in and out of character.
Again, I wish I had more of the aforementioned evidence with me on hand, but I promise you. Go through Summer’s blogs and take a look for yourself. She hasn’t changed. A lot of what I’ve mentioned is still going on, and will continue to go on if someone doesn’t speak up against her.
This post is not an invitation to send hate to Summer, but to inform people of her past and ongoing behaviour so those who may be potentially affected can do what they need to in order to avoid her (blacklisting, unfollowing, blocking, etc). Ignore or disagree with me if you want - I’m merely giving my side of the story and sharing my experiences involving her, and trying to protect those who are at risk of being hurt.
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Day 8 Campfire: The Phoenix and the Wolf
Disclaimer: X-Men and associated characters are the creative property of Marvel Comics Warnings: Canon-typical violence & language Pairings: JeanxLaura Rating: T Synopsis: Laura and Jean spend some time together. Or, rather, Laura was needing some alone time and Jean couldn’t keep herself from following. An awkward camping experience ensued. JeanxLaura. Sapphic September: Campfire
A/N: This one is very late but I loved writing it because this lowkey ship of mine is something I feel SO STRONGLY in my own bones. I just love everything about Laura and Young Jean and I super super wish we got this instead of every other romance decision made for the two of them by Marvel.
She was the best at what she did, and what she did… Well, it wasn’t pretty. It wasn’t pretty at all. And more often than not, it drove away those closest to her, the people who probably should have known better than to get too close to start with.
And Laura tried to not be surprised when it happened, when she drove a wedge between herself and every person she came to care for. But at the end of the day that was a lesson Logan could never teach her and that Sarah struggled to keep. Both or neither were her fault, and she never could figure out which side of the fence it was on.
When she bit the bullet and tore out her own heart so Warren wouldn’t have to that time, Laura realized for the first time just why it was important for the Wolverine to take a walk, to step away from towns and cities and cabins, and just find herself in the beautiful nothingness of the wilderness. Run wild, feel the freezing snow against bare skin.
In order to do that, however, Laura first needed to do something about the one person in the world she could not bear to drive a wedge between. The one person in the world who wouldn’t let her if she tried. And the one family that Laura was determined to never show the self-destructiveness that ran through their bitter veins.
“I can’t believe you signed me up for a summer camp,” Gabby said, glaring at the campus of the Jean Grey School for Higher Learning from the entrance gates. Her book bag was full and her arms even fuller with Jonathan the Wolverine. “You signed me up for a mutant summer camp which is basically school.”
“Which is basically training,” Laura said solidly, adjusting her sunglasses. “If you’re determined to make Wolverine and Wolverine a thing, I need you to train with other mutants, learn how to psychically defend yourself, and be exposed to all the types of threats that we’ll come across while we’re doing our job.”
“Couldn’t we do that by just sneaking inside and using the danger room?” Gabby tried to argue.
“No,” Laura replied simply.
“Why?” Gabby begged.
“Because you also need to learn math and history and science—“
“Oh my god! This isn’t a camp! It’s summer school!” Gabby cried out, mortified. “I know all those things better than you already, too!”
“You’re proving my point,” Laura said, glancing over the brim of her glasses at her little sister. “I didn’t go to school like I was supposed to.”
“But I’m Wolverine,” Gabby groaned. “School is too lame if you’re Wolverine!”
“Nah, you have to go to school if you’re Wolverine, Gabs,” Laura assured her. “That’s where every Wolverine earns their street credit among other mutants.”
That, at least, sparked Gabby’s attention. She hummed to herself, sizing up the competition around the school grounds. “Okay… but what are you doing for a month? If you’re doing something dangerous without me and I find out—“
“It’s not dangerous,” Laura assured her. “I don’t even have my costume. It’s just something I have to do alone — and, no, not in the alone but Gabby adventures along anyway. I have to do this alone because…”
“Because you’re mad at yourself for breaking up with Warren?” Gabby suggested.
“No, because I’m not mad at myself for breaking up with Warren,” Laura said simply. “Look, Gabby… I’m not just doing this for me. Think of it… Well, remember how Logan — my Logan — he… he died. And I immediately became Wolverine and joined the new X-Men?”
Looking sincerely empathetic, Gabby shook her head. “No, Laura. I don’t. I wasn’t around yet.”
“Well, that’s how I handled it,” Laura continued. “I didn’t handle it. I left some loose ends. I’d like to tie them up before they grow any looser, and before I forget why I miss the old son of a bitch so much.”
While still looking apprehensive, Gabby conceded and nodded. “Okay. I can suffer for a month of school for that,” she declared.
“I’m glad to hear it.”
Both Laura and Gabby looked up just as none other than Jean Grey herself floated down from the sky to meet them, landing only feet away with a soft smile on her face. She had cut her hair, she had changed a lot of things, and Laura was certain that looking less and less like the Jean Grey of the statue in the middle of the courtyard had something to do with that.
As the new Wolverine herself, Laura sympathized.
“Hello, Laura, thank you for finally bringing Gabrielle here,” Jean said comfortably.
“Jean,” Laura greeted her back.
“Hi! I bet you’re Jean Grey,” Gabby said, shifting Jonathan so that she could offer the psychic a hand to shake. “I’m Gabrielle. But you already know that. I love your hair. And that jacket. Hope that’s not weird.”
“Not weird at all,” Jean assured her, accepting the handshake. Her eyes then glanced toward Laura, a voice in Laura’s head uninvited speaking, I asked Professor Kitty to let me show Gabrielle around. You should come with us instead of planning to leave already. It would help Gabby feel more at home. She’s very worried about you.
Lowering her glasses so that Jean could see the seriousness of her eyes, Laura squinted at her. Out of my head, Jean.
“Is it awkward knowing future you has a school named after her but current you isn’t going to be future you anymore so there’s a chance that all of reality is going to collapse?” Gabby then asked Jean with positively no tact.
Jean’s mouth opened slightly and then she looked back to Laura as if to ask for help.
“Have fun, Gabs!” Laura called as she waved a hand and walked toward her motorcycle. “I’ll be back in a month.”
Gabby turned and ran straight for Laura, throwing herself into a hug around Laura’s waist. “You better be back in a month exactly, or I’ll never forgive you and we’ll both be sad about it forever and you know you would be,” she demanded, face buried against Laura’s hip.
Laura wasn’t entirely sure what to do in response, but she let instincts take over. She lifted both of her hands and ran them through Gabby’s hair. First like petting Jonathan, then, just holding the family she loved more than anything close, and safely.
“I can never let you down, Gabby. You know that,” Laura assured her.
The tension fled Gabby’s body almost immediately, but she kept the hug. Laura then looked up to Jean, watching her concerned expression.
I know you’re still in here, Laura warned. Don’t bother. I mean what I say. I don’t lie to Gabby. Ever. I’ll be back in a month for her. Take care of her until then. Or tell whoever’s in charge to.
Jean only nodded in response.
Breaking the moment with Gabby, Laura patted her head again then got onto the motorcycle.
She needed the month. She needed the time. She told herself that one and over again, no matter how much it hurt to feel the scathing disappointment she was leaving behind in her selfish needs’ wake.
The forests in Nunavut were, at the very least, expansive. The looks of disbelief and concern from locals as she checked her gear through the lenses of sunglasses and poked around the local bait and trap shop for more supplies were well deserved.
“Do you need a map?” the shopkeeper asked worriedly.
“My old man’s place is burned into my memory,” Laura answered, throwing a few bags of cold hotdog wieners onto the counter and pulling her wallet out from her back pocket. “I could get to it blindfolded.”
The cashier seemed hesitant but the fifty pound note Laura held up to pay seemed to calm some nerves about the situation. Still, she looked warily at Laura. “There aren’t any cabins for miles in these woods.”
“You have to know where to look,” she responded cryptically before packing the freshly bought meat into her bag and heading out the store’s door. It was the best she could do under the circumstances. After all, no one was likely to take the true answer being that Laura had every intention of living the next few weeks exactly the way Logan had.
Mobile. Unsettled. Nothing but what she packed and what she found and what she built, fire included.
It honed instincts, it kept that bit of herself that would always be feral alive deep inside.
It…
She needed to feel close to Logan again. Her Logan. Her father. The one she lost before Gabby or Warren or —
The wind was cold even in the summer, and the way it whistled through trees that lived to see hundreds if not thousands of years was foreboding and terrifying to those who were not expecting it. But Laura expected it.
Just like she expected the chill to her bones and the hollowness of moving through the trees without a real direction — Laura expected the wilderness to fill her with the same kind of dread and disappointment that every home, every four walls which once housed the man whose legacy she wore as her own filled her with.
For other campers and hikers, the night was full of darkness and horrors, but for Laura they promised only a small and subtle change as predictably unpredictable as the winds. She kept her head down and walked further through her self-made trail. It was the sort of thing she was certain that Logan did when he took his long solo travels.
By the time she found some water to drink from and refill her canteen, Laura was looking at the other side of morning and slowing down.
Sitting by the stream’s edge, Laura cupped her hands and washed her face of the sweat and dirt and grime that her trip had earned her thus far. Then she leaned down and stuck her head into the water enough to take a deep drink.
The water was so cold and so pure, she couldn’t help but close her eyes in order to savor it. But as a result, when she opened her eyes, she was met with something unexpected in her reflection.
Red hair.
Laura swung out first with her sweeping right leg, toe claw out for attack. but fortunately for Jean, she was quick to end it quickly. Her claws were still drawn and her eyes narrowed, but Laura wasn’t about to attack Jean Grey the younger.
“Whoa, easy!” Jean said, hands up as if that was supposed to calm Laura after receiving such a shock.
“If I wasn’t taking it easy, you’d be on the wrong end of a boot, Jean,” Laura hissed. All the same, she rose to her feet and sheathed her claws, looking down in disappointment at her new hiking books. Her eyes then sharply turned back toward Jean. “You owe me new boots.”
“That’s fair,” Jean agreed, glancing over Laura with a frown. “I think it’s also fair for me to be pointing out that for someone who’s on vacation, you look pretty legitimately terrible.”
“I don’t remember asking you,” Laura said, turning around to gather her stuff by the stream. “Why are you here and what do I have to do to send you back to civilization and my little sister?”
“I followed you because… Well, psychically you were fuming with distress when you dropped Gabrielle off at the school,” Jean explained reluctantly, rubbing her shoulder. “You… Or your brain was crying out in pain. And I couldn’t ignore it. That’s the reason I was… invading your mind. I didn’t do it maliciously. I was worried.”
“Because I was in pain?” Laura asked critically.
“Of course,” Jean answered.
“Did it occur to you that I’m out here because I want to address that pain?” Laura demanded. “My only goal here is to get closer to my father. To feel like I’m with him one last time… that we could get together like we never managed when he was alive. That I was finally making him proud by being able to do something he never could — by raising a family and putting away the killer in me as much as I feasibly could.” She then met Jean’s bright, begging eyes at last. “I’m here to mourn him. Because he died. And now I’m trying to be Wolverine without him.”
“And you think doing that alone is the only way you can?” Jean asked lowly.
“This isn’t like Madripoor and the trigger scent,” Laura snapped. “You can’t reach in my brain and unlock my problems like there’s some key. I’m allowed to mourn my old man as much as anyone else, Jean.”
“Everyone misses Logan,” Jean assured her. “If you explained to Professor Ororo or Professor Kurt—“
“Everyone misses him but you and the rest of the time displaced kids of the atom,” Laura accused. “God, I can’t even imagine what pain it’d cause him to know that Jean freaking Grey wasn’t mourning him because she couldn’t so much as remember the time they had together.”
“I remember,” Jean said softly. “I have looked into the memories of my… expired self. I know what happened between them.”
“Remembering isn’t experiencing,” Laura said firmly. “And you’re not his Jean Grey.”
“You’re right,” Jean replied, actually breathing a sigh of relief. She then looked seriously toward Laura. “But I am your Jean Grey, Laura. I’m your friend. I’m… I’m here for you. And when I felt you were in pain, I knew in that moment that I was going to make it my job, my responsibility to help you. Because feeling you in such pain brings me that heartache. And I can’t stand the idea of not being there for you when you needed me most.”
Laura looked at Jean in disbelief for a long moment before glancing off, tucking hair behind her ears. “Wow. That’s… Huh.” She looked back to Jean, brows furrowed. “I didn’t even get a speech that good when I was dating dudes.”
Jean offered a gentle but still coy smile. “What good are dudes for, anyway?”
“I can never remember once I move past ‘em,” Laura answered with a small laugh.
Jean’s eyes widened for a moment and she glanced off, face blushed. “Sorry. I… um. Sometimes I’m still trying to not get residual emotions off people without permission and… when I let my guard down I sense things… I didn’t mean to…”
Laura ran her hands through her hair. “C’mon, Red, surely even in the past they knew how to pick up on someone flirting.”
If possible, Jean’s face grew redder. She looked up to Laura reluctantly. “Laura… I…. I’m not the Phoenix. If I play my cards right, I never will be. I’ll be… just Jean.”
“It’d be weird if you tried to be the older you,” Laura agreed. “I wasn’t exactly hitting on the older you. I was just hitting on, well, you. Unless you think just because I share a tacky fashion sense that I’m somehow becoming Logan. Like I said, I’m trying to be the Wolverine he’d be proud of. And Logan was a lot of things, but he wasn’t always proud of what those things made him.”
Jean seemed hesitant still, but she stepped closer to Laura. “You still look exhausted. We should make camp. Then figure out what we’re doing until that month is up.”
“Only if you light the fire and show me how you masked yourself from me for two thousand miles,” Laura offered.
Jean’s eyes sparked with something playful. “It’s a deal.”
The wilderness was still expansive, and there was still a chill through Laura’s bones that reminded her of the life her father had lived.
But at that time, by a campfire with Jean leaning against her side as the wood crackled and burned, Laura didn’t feel the pain of her grief as acutely as she felt the pride of his gaze on her.
He never wanted his life for her, he wanted something better. Something warmer. The proof that the lone wolf can still survive with a new pack.
Jean was warm and Jean was good. And Laura’s life was not Logan’s, just like the warm new emotion burning between her and Jean was entirely their own.
Even in a world that thought it knew the old story of the phoenix and the wolf.
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ravenvsfox · 8 years ago
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okay folks time for renison for the ask meme (part two of anon’s request) let’s dive in
SEND ME A SHIP AND I’LL TELL YOU…
who is more likely to hurt the other?
i wanna say that they’ve transcended hurt and experience only love and peace for the rest of their lives but unfortunately.... allison.... is a bitch bless her
basically I think allison can be harsh when she’s upset and she tries to make sure that shit never touches renee but sometimes it does and she likes it when she can upset ppl bc it makes her feel strong again? but she also can’t stand renee hurting so it’s this constant discord. (but also renee pulls away so much to protect people and it hurts allison to see her go, sometimes.)
who is emotionally stronger?
they’re both absolute warriors lemme tell you. remember when allison’s boyfriend died and she pulled her hair back and got to fucking work?? remember when renee’s life was a vicious cycle of abuse and she took up a bible and started smacking ppl around with it?? BOTH of them could be sifting through their emotional baggage at 5 and kicking ass at 5:30 tbh
who is physically stronger?
renee,,,,, could kill you with her hands tied behind her back
she spars and LIFTS she is gentle and small and she has a six pack and she carries her gf to bed
who is more likely to break a bone? 
I can’t imagine anything getting the best of renee even like.. the ground... but also allison walks in towering heels 24/7 and has yet to bust her ass so maybe they’re both superhuman?? I feel like maybe renee would take things too far and break a pinky when she’s scrapping with andrew and probably dead-faced set her own finger and leave every fox....... shaken
who knows best what to say to upset the other? 
Allison can rip out every follicle of your hair if she’s in the mood, she’s neil with crystal earrings, just bc her mouth is all perfectly applicated peaches & cream doesn’t mean it’s not filthy
she never uses renee’s past against her though. never.
who is most likely to apologize first after an argument? 
I think renee is a LOT more willing to admit when she’s in the wrong, and her life is pretty much a balance of redemption and honesty so I think she apologizes very earnestly and seriously and allison basically snorts and tells her it’s forgotten and goes in for neck kisses
allison is a liiiittle too proud to apologize but when she knows she’s done BAD and when they’re alone & intimate in their apartment allison will come in crying and bare-faced and apologize and apologize and apologize
who treats who’s wounds more often? 
renee is scrappy and allison hates it but she’ll sit down for hours making sure every bit of renee is seen to, and she’ll neatly cover up renee’s bruises like she did for neil, quiet and sweet and methodical like she rarely is
who is in constant need of comfort? 
yikes it’s always both w our foxes man
I think allison’s loss is such a fresh wound in her mind and it’s so constant. She still feels so brutally undervalued for her talent and her ingenuity and her strength, and like. that gets bad. Renee’s loss runs deeper and harder and she can’t even think about it, most of the time. She’s making constant amends, but no matter how many times she prays before bed the nightmares still come. (so does allison, lighting sweet smelling candles and brushing renee’s hair back and kissing her face)
who gets more jealous? 
TOUGH bc I think renee projects this very ‘i’ve transcended human emotions and am an eternal sweetie with clothes knit from bible verses’ but she’s still very human and her girlfriend is very very hot and if one more man touches allison without her permission renee will take his hand off :))
who’s most likely to walk out on the other? 
okay... neither.. 
who will propose? 
I think allison would and I think she would spend 1 million dollars trying to make it unforgettable even though they could be collapsed on the court after a game and renee would say yes? they could be in bed or walking with their arms linked or having their weekly chinese food with dan and matt and renee would always say yes
(she proposes when they’re on vacation, at some european cathedral with streaming stained glass so renee can feel as close to god as allison feels to renee, and every pew is filled with a different colour of flower and a choir sings something ancient and sapphic ok bye)
who has the most difficult parents?
THIS QUESTION DOESN’T WORK FOR FOXES HOLY FUCK THEIR PARENTS ALL SUCK TAINTS THAT’S WHY THEY’VE UPGRADED TO SUPER DAD DAVID WYMACK
who initiates hand-holding when they’re out in public? 
it’s pretty equal on the PDA front they’re very affectionate ppl
like I imagine Allison w her hands in the pockets of her designer bomber jacket and renee slipping her hand in too and smiling like fucking summer just rolled in early and hung up its coat
who comes up for the other all the time? 
you know that post where allison calls renee ‘exy’s cutest goalkeeper’?? yeah.. picture that.... all the time
who hogs the blankets? 
you’d think allison bc she enjoys the height of luxury at All Times but it’s renee actually she nests it’s what she does
I think bc she’s so comfortable that she subconsciously lets herself take more than her fair share
who gets more sad? 
allison is more outwardly sad, and it manifests itself in a shade that’s almost angry, almost nothing at all
she hates that she never got to see what seth could have been and she hates that her parents don’t love her and she hates the sight of her own face sometimes
renee doesn’t let the darkness in but when she does she spirals, hard, and she can’t even feel worthy of the cross she wears or the friends she keeps
who is better at cheering the other up? 
allison is such a whirlwind that she can crush sadness under her stilettos tbh like if renee can’t quite get her serene mask tied at the back allison will come in with truckloads of food and a brand fuckin new rhinestone cross (it was the early 2000′s... leave them be) and Dan in tow, and they talk around renee until she feels herself enough to pay attention and actually... smile a real smile
renee is a soother and she knows how to fight bad moods off, so she can calm people down, but allison can pump them up
who’s the one that playfully slaps the other all the time after they make silly jokes?
i feel like renee is more likely to just look very wryly and fondly at allison if she says something ridiculous, but allison would be more of a slapper
who is more streetwise?
LMAO uh renee. next
who is more wise?
renee has that kind of all-knowing aura about her like I bet she knows the weirdest shit. Allison is smart in a very straightforward, brisk, I know how to fix this or work this out way, but renee just. knows things
who’s the shyest? 
also hilarious allison will stare a stranger down until they cower and die and renee is the most soft-spoken kiddo on earth
like it’s more of a self-imposed restraint than shyness but the fact remains that allison is an extrovertTM and renee is always going to look calm next to her
who boasts about the other more? 
allison thinks renee is the best thing that’s ever happened and she will show renee off the same way she shows off her wealth tbh bc renee is PRECIOUS to her anyway
who sits on who’s lap? 
renee sits in allison’s for height reasons, and bc allison buries her face in her hair and calls her baby when she does and it’s this whole spectacle
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