#sanders sims

[halfhissandwich]

THEY MADE PATTON DISSECT A FREAKING FROG

[gingerplaysthesims]

Roman bought the boat and made it into a floating gallery business kinda thing. What does he sell you ask?

Why, his self portraits of course!

Also some paintings of Virgil in post-apocalyptic setting. Janus is a fan.

[goodieghostyarchive]

Pspspspspspsps have some loose WIPS for the dating sim sprites!!

@side-o-love-dating-sim

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[wind whistling]

Robin: This doesn’t seem right. Levi: How did we get so lost? Aster: The others can’t be far.

Penny: What a stupid place for a field trip, who the fuck even cares how a lumbermill works?

Robin: Um, guys.. when did it get dark? Jacob: It’s not-.. wait. Tess: It wasn’t dark a second ago, right?

Robin: Holy shit, where are we..?

Aster: We clearly took a wrong turn somewhere. Penny: [snorts] Y’think? Tess: What is this place?

Levi: Who knows-.. fuck finding the others though, we’re totally going spelunking!

Penny: Spelunking? Levi: Alright, it’s not a cave but still… Penny: What?

Tess: I don’t know, we should probably turn back-.. whatever this place is, it’s creeping me out from here.

Robin: Let’s have a quick look around at least. Jacob: Seriously? Levi: Hell yeah!

Jacob: Fine, but if I have to save anyone from a pile of rubble…

Aster: [snickers] What if you’re the one that needs saving? Tess: No one’s gonna need saving, shut up! Robin: It’ll be fun, c’mon.

Aster: Last one in’s a rotten turd!

[jinxproof]

Malgosia Bela | Jil Sander A/W 1999 ph. David Sims

[halfhissandwich]

Update on the sims game, Remus and Patton just made unlikely friends and the second they did, I got a pop-up that essentially said “wow, Remus really likes optimistic sims!” (context: Patton’s traits are cheerful and good) and another pop up that essentially said “wow, Patton really likes creative sims!” (context 2: one of Remus’ traits is creative)

The sims 4 ships intruality.

[gingerplaysthesims]

Remus's business is thriving ever since he started selling the very dangerous and highly illegal cow plants.

Which, good for him. Except

Please don't buy it, Roman...

Noooooo

He bought it. T_T (yes, it's in that bag, a whole-ass cow)

Remus: Hey bro, wanna buy some drugs?

Roman: Piss off, I already bought your stupid plant.

It's not like anyone was holding a gun to your head, dude.

Virgil: 💋 💋 💋

Roman: 5/5 customer service, 10 stars, I'm leaving a positive review. ✨

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Penny: [huffs] What now? Levi: Déjà vu much. Penny: Shut up.

UNIDENTIFIED RETINA – ACCESS DENIED

Aster: Woah. Penny: Don’t suppose you can pick that? [Robin scoffed, shaking his head]

Jacob: Maybe one of these bodies would work. Levi: Jesus, no one’s dragging a dead body around-.. besides, the eyes are the first to rot. Tess: EW-.. how do you know that?

Levi: It’s basic anatomy! Aster: Nerd. Penny: Lol.

RETINA IDENTIFIED ��� ACCESS GRANTED

Levi: What the fuck, Robin?! Robin: I didn’t do anything! Jacob: You didn’t hack it?

Robin: No, I just looked at it! [Levi squinted suspiciously] Robin: What?! It’s not like I’ve been here before.

Levi: If you say so. Jacob: Pretty weird, either way. Penny: Whatever, let’s keep going.

…

Penny: [groans] This place is even more disgusting than the last. Aster: Yeah.. if this is a prank, I’m way over it. Penny: Same.

Robin: Well, we’re stuck here until we find a way out. Tess: Great. Jacob: C’mon, let’s sit down for a sec…

[electricity humming]

[halfhissandwich]

I’m playing a Sims 4 7 toddler challenge (except it’s actually 6 toddlers with Thomas and Nico taking care of the sides as toddlers) and I just want you people to know that Logan woke up at midnight to angrily ask Nico to read him a book. And I am choosing to say that it’s canon.

[gingerplaysthesims]

Teaching the kids to walk...

Carolina: Eheheh, brace yourself, Sophie!

You ok there

Patton: Guys, it's not a competition.

Roman: WOOO, go Sophie! I bet 10 bucks on you!

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Tess: We shouldn’t be in here, it’s probably full of asbestos and.. lead, or whatever. Jacob: They’ll get bored soon enough. Levi: Wow, I bet you two are super fun at parties.

Aster: Ough-.. I hate dolls. Penny: Really? I always pictured you playing with them. Aster: [scoffs] If I did, they wouldn’t look like this.

Penny: Why do they all have weird wing things? Robin: Maybe they’re little agents of chaos. Aster: Eh?

Robin: Y’know-.. chaos theory? Penny: What? Levi: The butterfly effect, idiots!

Aster: Never heard of it. Robin: It’s just a phenomenon that explores how tiny changes can lead to different outcomes-.. like, a butterfly flapping its wings here n’ causing a tsunami in Sulani.

Penny: I’m not an idiot for not knowing what that is, it sounds ridiculous. Robin: It makes some sense if you think about it. Aster: Nah, yeah-.. it’s interesting.

Penny: Sure, it is. Aster: It is! [Levi snickered under his breath as he sifted through some long-forgotten boxes]

Levi: Hah-.. neat.

[halfhissandwich]

Legitimately a pop-up I got in my sims game-

“Delightfully deceptive!: Nico seemed to respect the skill it took for Thomas to craft such a devious lie! Deception can be hard to pull off, but it sure can keep a conversation fun and full of mischief. Could this mean Nico likes deception?”

GUYS

[gingerplaysthesims]

So I loaded the game after what feels like forever, fully expecting it to crash on me. And it didn't, surprisingly.

I took Roman and Virgil on a vacation, like three months ago. So I'm continuing from there.

Roman: Aww, that's so sweet of you, darling.

Virgil: Actually, I'm serenading the thrash can, so move your ass.

*playing mini golf*

Roman: Wow, you suck at this.

Virgil: Not as much as YOU do.

Roman: *offended gasp*

Roman: Virgil is gonna hate this. :D

This little maneuver is gonna cost us 51 years, Roman.

Roman: Remeber this place? It's where I got fit to wear a dress again.

Virgil: I remember you running around in your underwear, shouting Praise the Lord, my ass is firm again!

Roman: Ahem, not in front of the locals, love.

Roman: Ahhh, this place does wonders for my skin.

Virgil: What the hell did I smoke.

So I think it's going well so far...?