#sanders side headcannon

[masked-creator]

Every day we come closer to Logan having the biggest breakdown of his life, so I’ve decided to cope by redesigning him after he’s recovered.

[randomnerd737]

Logan's tie is there for emotional support. if he doesn't have it the feelings get him.

[fandoms4life]

How the sides store their braincells:

Roman: in the fridge next to his pasta art

Virgil: in dark corner filled with dust

Logan: neatly stored on a shelf in display cases

Patton: in a big group hug in a get along t-shirt

Remus: on the side walk outside, in the sun, where they rot and fester

Janus: in a vault behind a painting that remus stole for him (it has a permanentmarker moustache)

Thomas: what braincells? The sides have them all

[easily-distracted-by-fandom]

Head Cannon: Every so often Roman will set up like "a fair day" in the imagination which is just an excuse to win prizes and play games with his friends because none of them can go to any actual fairs or events like that

Aww that’s adorable! My interpretation below!

Janus and Remus probably aren’t allowed for the longest time- so Janus will sometimes steal someone else’s invitation and go instead.

Virgil always gets spider themed plushies if he wins a carnaval game which causes some issues with Patton, who will flinch away from them (esp because Roman blessed the toys with the ability to come to life in the imagination) but he deals for his kiddos

Remus stole this idea, he has much more bloody carnivals on his side of the imagination (he’s tried to convince Janus and Orange to help him kidnap a light side to join multiple times)

Virgil HATED Remus’ carnivals and avoid Romans, assuming they’d be similar for the longest time. He was pleasantly surprised.

Logan is actually the best at the carnival games (because they’re not rigged). He usually gives the things he wins to the other sides (usually Virgil because he knows they help with his anxiety), but he has a few stuffed animals he snuggles for himself. He feels bad for keeping them but they make him feel safer (some of them are fiddle toys that Roman put in there for Virgil, but Logan really likes them)

Patton’s favorite toys are the stuffed puppies, but sometimes he’ll get a stuffed frog, and then wince and look at Roman.

Roman has made a bunch of duplicates of himself to run the circus tent part. He loves doing death-defying acts that would never work (the other sides don’t really show up to it. Janus does if he’s snuck in, and Patton tries to go to encourage his kiddo, but Logan doesn’t see the point in it and it gives Virgil really bad anxiety)

[tss-headcannons]

If one of the others are having intrusive thoughts Remus knowing, will appear beside them often startling them.

He usually finds himself next to Logan or Patton.

[rainy-day-revelry]

I both love and hate realizing that my fixations and headcannons for one fandom are just carry overs from the previous ten fandoms I’ve been in. My tastes have not evolved, I’ve just been trying them in different fonts. Gosh dangit.

[bl00dy-entity]

i am bored, Sanders Sides fandom!! give me your unhinged headcannons about the sides!

can be sfw or nsfw i don't care!

[starstruckangel2009]

Headcannon: Remus speaks in intrusive thoughts

In a similar way to how Janus speaks in lies sometimes Remus speaks in intrusive thoughts. It's much more complicated of course more like an entirely new language that only those closest to Remus can understand.

If it's something that can be turned on and off like Janus' lies then it's a perfect secret code for the dark sides to communicate in. if not, then there's angst abound for both ends: Remus having to learn to communicate normally or the others having to put their immediate disgust to the side in order to communicate with Remus for whatever reason.

personally I like the idea of Remus being hurt (take your pick by who) and telling everyone explicitly but no one having any idea he's being serious or understanding him.

[enby-trash-rat]

SANDER SIDES HEADCANNONS

Remus critiques Horror Films just like Roman critiques Disney Films as seen in "Are There Good Distractions?"

I can just imagine Remus, Janus, Logan having a Horror Movie Marathon.

Remus and Logan would point out and discuss all the things that are unrealistic.

Such as:

Police and military personnel being completely useless against a killer

Falling down and crawling instead of getting up and running away

Venturing out of the house, alone, at night, after hearing widespread news reports of a serial killer on the rampage in the community

While all of them point out all of the dumb things people do in horror movies.

Such as:

Moving into a house that has a horrible history, such as a possible massacre.

Purchasing a cursed item and not throwing it out

The fact that every single time the main character manages to trip over absolutely nothing.

Going to investigate the most terrifying noise one could ever hear while alone.

[yerkes-dodson-curve]

"Oh No!" by Marina is just a song about Logan and Roman swapping lines that's focused around their very similar fatal flaw of hubris and a desire for control

[monkeythefander]

Sanders Sides Angst Headcannons 2

A lot of people liked my angst headcannons from a while back, so here’s some new ones.

Content Warning(s): Virgil angst, Character Thomas angst, anxiety, being called “too sensitive”, Roman angst, nightmares, mentioned injuries and fights, Logan angst, destroying things. Let me know if I missed anything.

Click below the cut to read the headcannons

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- When he was younger, Virgil would cry whenever he got super overwhelmed/anxious. As a result, (Character) Thomas would cry during these times as well. As (Character) Thomas got older though, he was called “too sensitive” for crying over seemingly small things/worries, which led to Virgil unconsciously deciding he wouldn’t cry in front of people anymore. So whenever Virgil gets super anxious and upset, he’ll make sure he and (Character) Thomas aren’t around anyone else so nobody can see them cry and call them “too sensitive.��� If they happen to be around people at the time, Virgil will try and have himself and (Character) Thomas suppress their tears until they’re alone.

- Since Roman is creativity, nightmares can become very vivid. He will often wake up in a panic from them, confused about where he is since the nightmare felt so real and like it just happened. Sometimes the nightmares get some vivid they he’ll wake up with injuries that he got during fights/attacks in his nightmares. Roman will then try and hide these injuries from the other sides, not wanting to worry them. After all, he’s creativity, he should be able to control how intense his nightmares are and if he can’t, then he should have to face the consequences of his failure alone.

- Logan suppressing his emotions in order to have the others listen to him leads to a lot of anger and sadness building up inside of him. To release all of these emotions, Logan ends up destroying things in his room. He’ll put on a fan or something to block out the noise of his destructive behavior, and start knocking things off his desk and bookshelf. He’ll also break his glasses. If he breaks his glasses, then he doesn’t have to see the tears starting to fall down his face. Once Logan’s tears stop and he feels like he can be just logical/unemotional, he’ll grab a new pajr of glasses (he has a bunch of replacement ones) and put his room back in order.

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End Notes: Thanks for reading! As always, if you liked any of these headcannons and want to make fanart or fanfiction based on them, you can do so as long as you ask me first, and then credit/tag me in the post so I can see it.

-Monkey💜

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AO3 link to these headcannons: https://archiveofourown.org/works/58261513

[randomnerd737]

intrulogical but Logan is the one constantly trying to get Remus to do something with him. it started when Logan realized Remus wasn't going to leave him alone, because bothering people with his presence was just the dukes nature. Logan then decides that because they are not real, he has no way of getting rid of Remus, so the best solution is to become best friends with Remus, so interacting with him would be more barrable. this leads to Logan inviting Remus to do stuff with him, like a book club or doing mildly unethical/ dangerous science experiments together, and the whole time Remus is confused by the fact that anyone would willingly hang out with him. this leads them to become the most dynamic duo in the mind palace.

[tssdresses]

cursed thought regarding our mystery orange side: janus eats green apples; so I propose orange eats oranges, clementines, other (orange) citruses, etc, but by just taking a whole ass bite out of it, without peeling it. orange motherfucker shows up tossing an orange from hand to hand, makes eye contact with the camera and bites into it. janus face palms. patton and logan are shouting no. remus is being encouraging. roman and virgil aren't paying attention. thomas is wondering what he's done to deserve this.

[vampypurplequ33n]

I just imagined the Sides playing Stardew Valley, and I have no regrets for what I say.

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Here’s what I think each of them would do:

Logan would probably be playing the game either like a speed run, or just think of profit. He would avoid the dateable NPCs like the plague and barely grow relationships with anyone. He would be only thinking about the tasks and nothing more. Oh, he’s also definitely finish the community center the quickest out of the other sides. He also has the most organized farm, and he’d only go to the festivals where he knows he can get something out of it, like the strawberry seeds from the egg hunt festival. He also would either sleep too early, or pass out at 2:00 AM. No in between.

Patton would be friends with everyone, have full hearts with them all, and would either marry Harvey or Elliott, mostly cus they fit his type. (Cough cough Janus/Logan) The kids would love him, he’d be full hearts with all the animals in the pen, and it would be IMPOSSIBLE for me to not see him without the golden retriever dog. Or the white cat because this is the only game where he can have a car and not be allergic to them. Also, he would avoid the mines like a plague and do all the help wanted requests even if he didn’t have the items right away. I can also see him having a not too organized farm, where 90% of that farm will be saved for animals or be a hot mess, and the 10% just having farmland that’s decently neat after Logan taught him what it could look like for maximum efficiency.

Roman would DEFINITELY have 6 saves with each of the dateable men married on each one. His farm would be AESTHETIC AS HELL with either a shed or a cabin decorated like crazy. He would be in the skull caverns or mines just killing monsters, and he’d be besties with all the female NPCs. He’d be gravitated towards Elliott or Sebastian, and probably join the save with Shane less but would still go because he’d be like “I can FIX HIM!!��� Even tho after marriage he goes RIGHT BACK TO SQUARE ONE WITH THIS MAN. After all of that, he’d probably finish the community center after like… maybe year 3 or 4?? And I’m being generous here.

Virgil would choose the Spooky farm, and would ONLY start actively socializing in fall. Only because of the Halloween season. He would avoid all of the NPCs like the plague, and barely want to go to Pierre’s because of social interaction to buy seeds. He’d probably be friends with Abigail and Sebastian, and would definitely develop a crush on either Sam or Alex after maybe year 2- He would also be SUPER anxious about the tasks, sometimes to the point he’d never do them. He’d only go outside to either be in the mines, or on a rainy day. He may also call Elliott a knock off version of Roman, and definitely would say Harvey is Logan. And he would choose any of the cats, but definitely the black one.

Janus would probably say he wouldn’t bother, but would secretly play it for hours after everyone’s gone asleep. His farm would be a mix of Roman’s and Logan’s, with it leaning more towards the Logan side. He would probably call very NPC a knockoff of each of the sides, saying Linus is the closest to Remus but would more so compare him to any hostile mob instead like a slime. He would probably marry either Elliott or Alex, and would probably try to divorce them soon after marriage. He DEFINITELY would cheat his way through occasionally, only to get a loved gift by an NPC, or would get himself extra buffs if he was too lazy. Shit, he’d probably start with the cheats just cus he’d say something like “The start of the game is too slow” or something like that.

Remus…. Oh boy. He would use cheats but use it to get bombs, and explode everything. He also would drink mayo infront of all the NPCs, and gift each of them trash cus he can. He would dig in the trash every single day, and would chop down all the trees. He’d constantly pass out at 2:00 AM, pretty sure he’d be at the Saloon 60% of the time, and would probably romance Sebastian and would make Elliott hate him cus yknow.. he reminds him of Roman.

Y’all can pick the farms they’d most likely pick, but I know Logan would choose the standard farm, Patton would choose the group farm so he could play with the other sides, Roman would maybe choose the meadowlands for the aesthetic, Virgil would choose the Spooky farm, as well as Remus, and Janus would prolly pick the hilltop or forest farm just to say he can be away from everyone.

[creeky-cricket]

Bad psychoanalysis of the new sander asides video

first, THE OUTFITS FOR EVERYONE WERE SO CUTE second, THE LITTLE THINGS THAT SHOW THE CHARACTER DYNAMICS AND DEVELOPMENTS IN THIS--?!?!! virgil summoning only after patton got excited (the adrenalin) - in the beginning, he wouldn't do this, only showing up to create chaos. but now it just shows that he wants to protect the others!! roman and virgil being the only ones that are upset that the dark sides are gonna be there - showing how they have the most experience / resentment against them pls this doesn't even really contribute to my point but the way roman treats remus when he pops up is just funny to me the fact virgil knew who joanne fabric really was - might be a small detail but again, shows he's got more experience with the dark sides janus taking jabs at virgil and his gift for logan - clearly janus is having a hard time adjusting to being a light side still, plus virgil being protective of not only himself, but also something he knew logan would actually like. the subtle hints remus gives logan when he becomes frustrated - shows the kind of 'i can make him worse' mentality he's got on our poor boy (also count hint that within the next few sander sides videos we could get a logan breakdown) how virgil gets angry when janus makes fun of roman - this could just be because of the hatred he has against janus, but could also show that, despite the squabbling, he does care for roman. virgil finding romans slap funny - supports the same points as before THE ENTIRE INTERACTION BETWEEN VIRGIL AND LOGAN AT THE END- I DONT KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THIS ONE CAN SHOW BUT I LOVE IT ANYWAYS. there's more, but last but not least: also, at the end. nico asking thomas what the message was and him not being able to answer - this shows how thomas clearly isn't sure about nico, he wants to feel good about being with him but just. cant seem to grapple with it. also supported by a previous video with pattons hesitant answer to 'what is his opinion on nico'. @thatsthat24 :3

[januscorner]

Sanders Sides Love Language Headcannons:

Logan: Quality Time

Roman: Words Of Affirmation

Remus: Physical Touch

Janus: Acts Of Service

Virgil: Gift Giving

Patton: All Of Them At Once