#sanddollar speaks

[sarasanddollar]

sorry, we put your boyfriend in a very strange machine. yeah, his molecules got all rearranged. now he has snow white hair and glowing green eyes. on the bright side he’s much more unique than the other guys

[sarasanddollar]

Wait, this story!

I mean Jesus fucking Christ this is not right

[sarasanddollar]

YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST!

[sarasanddollar]

So you're telling me Bill Cipher is canonically from the same dimension Sue Ellen created in the Arthur episode where Neil Gaiman was in her falafel?

[sarasanddollar]

Happy New Year! With all the buzz around the new Percy Jackson and the Olympians series, I thought I'd take the time to delve into Rick Riordan's oft-forgotten stepchild: The 39 Clues, which is getting a Netflix show thanks to... Me! Don't believe a word I say? I promise, my sources are cited!

[sarasanddollar]

I could’ve been so famous if I had graduated animation school in 2012 instead of [looks at writing on my hand] being a preteen with no social media

[sarasanddollar]

You KNOW what this is about

[sarasanddollar]

WHOOOOO wants the desktop/iPad background I made when I was [checks calendar] 15 and never posted because I didn’t have social media? YOU DO

[sarasanddollar]

Let the games begin.

Well. Well, well, well, well, well. It’s here. The day has finally come. We’ve enjoyed witnessing you set dashboards ablaze the world over with your fandom hot takes, your cats, your dragon art, your recipe polls, your incorrect quotes, your Barbie memes. (But, really, mostly your cats.)

Starting April 20, you will be able to Blaze each other's posts: You’ll be able to scroll through your dash and see a post that tickles you, and then make thousands of complete strangers see that post also. 

We made this for fun, but you remain in charge of your stuff. So here are some important details:

Blog-level settings: All blogs will be set to Blazable by default in your blog settings. We’re giving you this heads-up so you can toggle Blaze off on any blog you don’t want people to Blaze posts from (quick link for web). Remember to do so for any secondaries you might want to keep Blaze-free. 

Post-level settings: These override your blog-level Blaze settings. You can enable Blaze in the post editor—before or after posting—via the cog (web) or the meatball menu (mobile), regardless of your blog's Blaze settings. Any posts you previously disabled reblogs on will remain unsharable via Blaze. Unless, of course, you edit the post to enable Blaze.

Real humans moderate all posts being Blazed before they go out. If something’s fishy or seems like it might be harmful, it won’t go through.

When someone Blazes your post, you will receive an email, push notification, and/or activity item (depending on your settings). 

You can cancel the Blazing of your post before it happens—or extinguish a post that is already being Blazed—either by responding to the aforementioned notification, or via the “Active” tab in your Blaze interface. 

We will only accept posts that comply with our global advertising guidelines. Interested in advertising directly? Find out more here.

Here are some FAQs.

So that’s it, really. Be nice! Have fun! 

And, as always, if you want to get in touch, drop us a line on @wip or Support, and keep an eye out for more updates on @changes. 

[basaltbutch]

rotating the horizon line cast in my brain again <3

[directorate-fr]

Ahhh my fourth Dire Claw fight ever I get the familiar 💓💓

[sarasanddollar]

Polar bear logos. You agree. Reblog

[sarasanddollar]

Out of curiosity, were you on FFN while the original 10 39C books came out?

I was not! I started reading fics probably around 2013-2014 (for ROTG mainly) 🙊

[sarasanddollar]

I'm like if a girl was a painting of a Greek goddess. I'm like if a girl was a lifesize Oscar statue. I'm like an anime girl when she's eating a burger. I'm like Barbie when she's running for president. I'm like if a girl was Paris Hilton and her tiny teacup doggy at the same time. I'm like if a girl was the Hope Diamond, but pink. I'm like if a girl was a Pre-Raphaelite woman's great granddaughter on the cover of Vogue. I'm a little celebrity. IF you even care

[viafr]

ive just stumbled upon robin and sanddollar pin/trail combos and im very in love

[sarasanddollar]

DON'T TALK ME I'M

bsd makes me so emotional about so many of its character relationships more than any other media has. ranpo calls poe 'ed'. kouyou sees herself in kyouka. atsushi loves dazai so much it makes me want to die. kyouka and atsushi. chuuya called akutagawa "my boy". mushitarou and yokomizo were childhood friends. dazai and chuuya trust each other despite everything. dazai and oda. akutagawa and kenji get along in the beast universe. fukuzawa and ranpo. the cycle of abuse. nikolai sees fyodor as a person. atsushi and akutagawa's development together. teenage ranpo and yosano. tecchou placed jouno above justice. somebody shoot me what the fuck i cant take it.