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ind. pri. sel. DONATELLO of TMNT 2007, as studied by dan. a study in SCIENCE, TECHNOLOGY, COMPUTERS, BEING SICK OF PEOPLE'S SHIT, SARCASM, and STRUGGLING TO EXPRESS YOURSELF.

sideblog to @nightwatchr, sibling blog to @greenvengeance, @ghcstofthejungle, @cowabungaxcarl, @thcseturtles, @richkcd, @kraangrebellion, and more to come.

*please note that the mun / dan has really bad social anxiety and is very bad about approaching first, in character and out. this doesn’t mean i don’t wanna interact with you, i’m just an anxious lanky noodle. i’m a lot better with it if i know you / we’re on friendlier terms !

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moved to @friendlyittechsupport, since staff refuses to unshadowban this blog for some fucking reason

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Send me "🔁" and I'll respond with a meme from my meme tag!

send "reverse" if the emoji isn't showing!

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going through my texts and reminiscing about my favorite security codes i was sent this year

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@eievuimultimuse // ❛ where do you purchase your audacity from? ❜ (07 SF ^^)

" At a department store, called No Fucks Given. It's great, I think you would enjoy it. " Nice sarcasm, Don.

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@jung1eboy // leia rey sneaks up ( unintentionally ) behind donnie, going on tiptoes to look over their shoulder. her head tilted to a side for a better look, the curiosity gleam in her eyes, " what'cha workin' on uncle dee ? "

" GAH ! "

They jump at the sudden sound, before turning to Leia.

" Oh. Hello, chibi-tan. Just working on a small thing for a friend of Aunt Cleo's, " Donnie holds up something that looks a lot like A SPIDER, only robotic. It's limp, and in their other hand, the scientist holds up a remote. " A robot spider. Pret-ty cool, right ? "

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Donnie pauses, taking a second to check their leg, simply grabbing along their calf. " ...I think my bone got cracked a small bit from that fall down the stairs, so if you could find my staff so I could walk, that'd be appreciated. "

      concern    shows    itself    in    the    crevices    of    his    face,    expressing  emotions  not  being  his  greatest  forte,  but  the  circumstance  here  is  different,    ❛    i  see.  d'ya  need  a  hand  with  anythin'  ?    ❜

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WHY wont staff fix the shadowban here cries

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latin word of the day: bruma,* the shortest day in the year, the winter solstice; in gen., the winter time, winter (mostly poet.)

*for brevima, breuma = brevissima

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HEROIC INTERVENTION. ( A PROMPT LIST! )

so i was writing this headcanon for one of my characters, and it got me thinking about how some characters are absolutely, to their very core, protectors, and even then they still need protecting! so i made this list which is similar to about five other memes i've made. feel free to add a "reverse" if you so wish! DO NOT ADD TO THIS LIST NOR CLAIM IT AS YOUR OWN. THANK YOU.

FROM THE SENDER TO THE THREAT:

[ TO THE THREAT ]: " is there a problem over here? "

[ TO THE THREAT ]: " can i help you with something? "

[ TO THE THREAT ]: " i think it's time you were leaving. "

[ TO THE THREAT ]: " why don't you and i go outside for a sec? "

[ TO THE THREAT ]: " you wanna tell me why you're hassling my friend? "

[ TO THE THREAT ]: " you better start running before i really get pissed. "

[ TO THE THREAT ]: " i'm sure there's a rational explanation behind you upsetting this person? "

[ TO THE THREAT ]: " i hope you're not thinking of staying here a moment longer. "

[ TO THE THREAT ]: " get out. "

[ TO THE THREAT ]: " right, either you leave or i kick you out. your choice. "

[ TO THE THREAT ]: " i think it's fairly obvious my friend doesn't want anything to do with you, don't you? "

[ TO THE THREAT ]: " leave them alone. now. "

[ TO THE THREAT ]: " didn't you hear them? back off! "

[ TO THE THREAT ]: " don't even think of pretending you didn't hear me the first time: leave! "

FROM THE SENDER TO THE RECEIVER:

[ TO THE RECEIVER ]: " hey, are you okay? "

[ TO THE RECEIVER ]: " don't worry. i'll take care of this. "

[ TO THE RECEIVER ]: " why don't you go on out back? i got this, it's okay. "

[ TO THE RECEIVER ]: " here. you go on into the car, alright? i'm right behind you. "

[ TO THE RECEIVER ]: " is this person bothering you? "

[ TO THE RECEIVER ]: " it's okay. hey, hey… look at me. they're gone. "

[ TO THE RECEIVER ]: " hey… what's going on? what's wrong? i… has this person said something to you? "

[ TO THE RECEIVER ]: " it's alright. the others just went out to the car; why don't you join them? i'll handle this. "

[ TO THE RECEIVER ]: " hey, hey… talk to me, huh? what's the matter? you look like you've seen a ghost… who was that? "

[ TO THE RECEIVER ]: " don't be scared. i'm going to take care of this. i promise. "

[ TO THE RECEIVER ]: " you don't need to say anything. just nod if you want me to kick them out, okay? "

[ TO THE RECEIVER ]: " you're alright. i'm right here, don't worry. and they'll be gone before you can blink, that's another promise. "

ACTIONS:

[ HAND ]: sender, having seen the receiver's encounter with the threat, gently takes the receiver's hand to assure them they aren't alone.

[ INTERVENE ]: sender wordlessly steps in between the receiver and the threat, facing the threat while shielding the receiver from them.

[ BLOCK ]: sender steps in between the receiver and the threat, this time facing the receiver while turning their back to the threat and blocking them from the receiver's line of sight.

[ BACK ]: sender places a protective and gentle hand on the receiver's back, preparing to guide them away from the threat.

[ DOOR ]: sender firmly but politely insists that the threat leave the building, and escorts them out of the door.

[ EXIT ]: sender physically catches hold of the threat and drags them away from the receiver, and outside of the building.

[ PUSH ]: sender places a careful hand on the threat to keep them at arm's length, and steps forward again to give the receiver more space between them and the threat.

[ SHOVE ]: sender runs over and forcefully shoves the threat back and away from the receiver.

[ SPACE ]: sender pushes between the receiver and the threat and begins to move forward, invading the threat's personal space as both a means of intimidation and a way of getting them away from the receiver.

[ DIVERT ]: sender arrives behind the threat and gains their attention, distracting them from the receiver so as to give them time to leave the area.

[ CLEAR ]: the sender firmly and clearly tells the threat that they are no longer allowed in the premises nor anywhere near the receiver.

[ ARM ]: sender wraps a protective arm around the receiver and guides them away from the threat and out of the premises.

[ PUNCH ]: the sender, having seen the receiver's reaction to the threat and the threat's lack of consideration, moves forward and punches the threat in the face.

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Angry & Irritated Sentences, Vol. 11

(Angry and irritated sentences from various sources. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"Now isn't the time to get emotional."

"How come you never bring me coffee?"

"Did you text me to pull me out of my anniversary dinner with my husband?"

"I assume that's a rhetorical question, not requiring an answer."

"Oh, here comes trouble!"

"Shut up and listen. You might actually learn something."

"I believe I've tolerated your presence long enough."

"Why are you so against me?"

"It was you this whole time?"

"I can't follow any of this!"

"You're not telling me the truth."

"Why can't you just admit that I was right?"

"I am not having this conversation with you."

"I hope you're not thinking about doing something reckless."

"You are like a nine year old on a sugar rush!"

"You wouldn't talk to me like this if I were a man."

"How dumb do you think I am?"

"You have the attention span of a cocker spaniel."

"Are we really going to play this game where you deny things that you and I both know are true?"

"That is the dumbest idea you've ever had!"

"Why the hell didn't you come to me?"

"I am so sick of people pushing me away for my safety."

"Will someone tell me what's going on?"

"You know what? I'm not talking about this right now."

"Don't gloat, okay? It's really unattractive."

"You've done nothing but contradict me since the moment you arrived!"

"You always think everything is about you!"

"You're not thinking clearly. We'll talk about this tomorrow."

"Why is he here?"

"I don't need to hear this."

"Are you seriously asking me for an alibi?"

"I thought I told you to stay over there?"

"Okay, you're officially out of control."

"Men are clueless."

"Your promises don't mean very much."

"Go away. I'm ignoring you."

"Oh, come on! I may be petty and short-sighted, but I'm not that petty and short-sighted."

"Just because you can't see what's going on doesn't mean no one else can!"

"Why do you always have to touch everything?"

"You used me!"

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Protective Family Sentence Starters

@jung1eboy // “I thought something had happened to you..”

" You wouldn't be too factually incorrect in that statement -- but don't worry. It's just the osteopenia doing its thing. At the most inconvenient times. "

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Send me “🎵” and I’ll post a starter using lyrics from a song I recently listened to!

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various things spoken in an adventuring party pt.2

part 2 of an assortment of quotes and sayings i've found doom scrolling through pinterest that i think an adventuring party would say during their never ending perilous adventures . please do not copy/repost or add to this list, thank you!

Affectionate ❛ i am in love with an idiot ❜ ❛ i’d be his if he asked  ❜ ❛ even your rage is beautiful  ❜ ❛ there’s still good in you  ❜ ❛ my darling, you will never be unloved by me ❜ ❛ you are too well tangled in my soul  ❜

Questions ❛ are you a monster or a victim?  ❜ ❛ can anyone betray anyone?  ❜ ❛ who in the fuck authorized this?  ❜ ❛ where do you purchase your audacity from? ❜ ❛ why is everyone in this kingdom so gods damned stupid?  ❜ ❛ if you don’t terrify people a little bit, then what’s the point? ❜

Banter ❛ people can do worse things than kill you  ❜ ❛ gods help anyone who dares to disrespect me/you  ❜ ❛ magic always comes with a price  ❜ ❛ the gods love to fuck with us  ❜ ❛ i’ve got a spell for that  ❜ ❛ i do very bad things, and i do them very well  ❜

Tragedy ❛ anyone can betray anyone ❜ ❛ not all of us are going to make it out alive ❜ ❛ i was once a child with innocent eyes ❜ ❛ i remember all of them ❜ ❛ i’ve been having a bad day for the past several years ❜ ❛ a golden cage is still just a cage ❜

Fierce ❛ what i did, i did for us ❜ ❛ if they touch you, i’ll break their necks ❜ ❛ it appears that you have mistaken my dislike of causing harm as an inability to do so. ❜ ❛ you are divine violence ❜ ❛ burn it all. ❜ ❛ i am so much more than you told me i was ❜

Antagonistic ❛ lets cause a little trouble ❜ ❛ i think you’re caught between who you are and who you want to be ❜ ❛ tell me what it’s like to conquer  ❜ ❛ you’re a little tragedy, aren’t you? ❜ ❛ disrespectfully, i decline  ❜ ❛ with all due respect, which is none- ❜

Neutral ❛ there’s bravery in being soft ❜ ❛ the trees told me about you ❜ ❛ i do not care for your god. ❜ ❛ if i can still breathe, i’m fine ❜ ❛ i’m nice as fuck. ❜

Comedic Relief ❛ do you mean to give me another one of your stoic nod? ❜ ❛ if you don’t want a sarcastic answer, don’t ask stupid questions ❜ ❛ i’ll get over it. i just need to be dramatic first. ❜ ❛ what’s your favorite pastime? mine is reckless behavior ❜ ❛ i’m definitely the nicest asshole you could ever hope to meet ❜ ❛ i wanna contribute to the chaos ❜ ❛ we can’t giggle, we’re at a crime scene! ❜ ❛ the nonsense has escalated ❜ ❛ go stand over there. your existence is giving me a headache ❜ ❛ being smart has never stopped me from being a complete fucking idiot. ❜

BONUS FROM THE HERO TO THE VILLAIN ❛ you took everything from me ❜ ❛ haven’t you taken enough from me? ❜ ❛ go ahead. underestimate me. that’ll be fun. ❜ ❛ touch me and you’ll burn ❜ ❛ the reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated ❜ FROM THE VILLAIN TO THE HERO ❛ don’t bleed on my floors ❜ ❛ people will never bleed enough to fulfill your vision of justice ❜ ❛ i am the child/daughter/son of a king who forgot my name ❜ ❛ i am the end of all things; i have drunk the blood of kings. ❜ ❛ congratulations, you have survived! ❜

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Protective Family Sentence Starters

Requested by: @naosh-of-muses Feel free to edit how you see fit! TW: Not all of these sentences portray healthy family relationships

“Where were you?”

“You’re home past curfew!”

“I was so worried about you.”

“Someone has been teasing you at school? Who?!”

“Why didn’t you tell me this has been happening?”

“Look I know I can be strict, but it’s all for a reason.”

“You’re my brother/sister/etc. I can’t help but worry about you.”

“I don’t think you should go. It doesn’t sound safe.”

“Don’t worry, I’ll make sure those bullies don’t mess with my little sister/brother/sibling/etc again.”

“What happened? Are you hurt?”

“Don’t even think about sneaking out.”

“Be careful at school/work/etc.!”

“I’m just worried about you, okay?”

“You can always talk to me, you know.”

“You need to be more careful, things could have been so much worse.”

“You’re not leaving the house.”

“Why aren’t you listening to me?”

“Do you know what could have happened to you if I hadn’t been there?”

“If you’re ever uncomfortable in a situation just text me and I’ll come get you, okay?”

“I just don’t want anything bad to happen to you.”

“I thought something had happened to you..”

“Here, I’ll make you some tea to help you feel better.”

“Hey, is everything okay?”

“That doesn’t sound very safe.”

“I know you can’t just live in a bubble, but I hate that I can’t protect you from the things that may hurt you.”

“After we lost _, I can’t help but become afraid of losing you too.”

“Do you want to talk about it?”

“Who told you such a terrible thing?”

“You’ve been doing what?!”

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Donnie knew it was late -- and they also knew they should've probably be asleep...but they ALSO knew that Annie needed urgent help with her laptop...and well, when a friend needed help with something like that, Donnie was someone who wanted to help. As such, here they were, instructing her over the phone.

" Ok, make sure the computer is plugged in when you do this. Lots of people forget that step. " A pause, as they wait for her to plug her laptop in. The door creaked open, and Donnie lifted their head to look at their brother.

" Can't sleep ? "

" Just helping a friend out with something. Why -- do you need something ? " Their tone was laced with a mild concern, as if Leo came in with importance.

      the    dim    glow    illuminating    from    donatello's    room    guides    leonardo,    emerging  from  the  shadows  which  cloaked  the  quiet lair,  as  it  had  been  in  the  late  hours  of  the  night.  heterochromatic  hues  peer  into  @friendlyittechsupport's  room,  their  shell  back  to  him,    &    silence  fell  upon  the  elder  turtle    /    quick  glance  into  the  screen  of  his  phone  (  another  glance  at  the  time,  but  not  his  priority,  he'd  actually been  waiting  for  an  answer  from  ellie  )  before  leo  leans  his  weight  against  the  doorframe  with  arms  crossed,     ❛    can't  sleep  ?    ❜

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" I've got troubled thoughts,

and the SELF ESTEEM to match. "