#same with faris except he's not that good at fighting

[lyssa-ink]

Happy blorbo blursday!! Your OCs are playing monopoly today! (Or some other similar board game.) Who goes mad with power, who starts threatening bodily harm, and who goes bankrupt within just a few rounds?

Fel is the bank, desperately trying to keep things calm. Lar was required to leave his sword outside the room before they started playing but when he pulled a card that sent him to jail he did burn it a little with magic. However he's still more chill than Niara and Faris who are engaging in monopoly strategy more intense than you thought possible. Anytime someone lands on someone else's property Fel readies herself to tackle an angry mage before they blow something up

[celebrise]

I   BET   YOU   THINK   THIS   SONG   IS   ABOUT   YOU   …  

sacha   faris   rassin.      twenty9.      heir.      pain   in   the   fuckin'   ass.

named...      sacha   faris   hassin.         nicknamed...      that   cunt,   usually.         aged...      twenty9.         date   +   place   of   birth...      may   21,   1994.   paris,   france.         star   sign...      gemini.         gender...      cis   man,   he/him.         orientations...      bisexual,   biromantic.         occupation...      spare   to   the   hassin   family   fortune,   whose   blood   money   runs   in   media      &      real   estate.   otherwise,   glorified   nepo   baby.         inspirations...      roman   roy,   succession.   stupid   rich   boys   (   derogatory   ).         vice   &   virtue...      lust,   charity.

i.      when   your   mother   leaves   the   doctor   for   the   third   time,   that   telltale   rosy   glow   dawning   on   the   high   points   of   her   bared   cheeks,   the   paparazzi   go   wild.      the   headline:      third   time’s   a   charm   for   the   rassins      !      (      your   father   is   in   the   midst   of   a   business   meeting.   saigon,   maybe      ?      the   housemaids   don’t   know,   she   doesn’t   care   to   ask.      )      when   your   mother   is   hospitalised   with   hyperemesis,   with   staggering   weight   loss,   your   father   is   not   to   be   found   at   her   bedside.      (      no,   he’s   at   work.   are   you   seeing   it   yet,   darling      ?      )      when   you   make   your   way   into   this   world,   screaming      &      fighting,   your   mother’s   bedside   remains   remarkably   empty.      (      ask   her   about   it.   she’ll   say   he   was   with   his   lawyers,   or   that   putain   of   his,   one      &      the   same,   if   you   ask   her      /      have   you   caught   the   thread   yet      ?      )      in   every   candid   family   portrait,   there   is   a   glaring   absence.   you   don’t   have   to   be   a   genius   to   figure   out   that   the   absent   spectre   wears   thousand   -   dollar   suits,   drips   in   expensive   cologne,   doesn’t   want   to   be   there   in   the   first   fucking   place.

ii.      jacqueline      &      amarion   rassin   aren’t   good   parents.      (      no   fuckin’   shit,   sherlock.      )      they’re   not   even   good   people,   either,   strictly   speaking      —      but   their   parenting,   now,   that   shit   leaves   a   hell   of   a   lot   to   be   desired.   three   kids,   a   rotation   of   nannies      &      tutors      &      chefs      &      fuckin’      …      whatever   else   they   can   throw   money   at.   the   staff   are   all   dead   -   eyed,   like   they   don’t   hear   the   petulant   whines   of   children   starved   of   anything   so   much   as   resembling   halfway   -   decent   attention      &      only   see   dollar   signs.      green,   green,   green,   baby.      shove   enough   bills   down   their   throat,   non   -   disclosures   up   the   fuck,   the   rotation   continues,   you   stay   crying   out   for   love.   rinse,   repeat,   it   shouldn’t   be   a   goddamn   surprise   that   you   ended   up   like   this.      ladies      &      gentlemen,   a   study   in   emotional   neglect:      the   child   has   everything   it   could   possibly   want   for,   except   for   a   heart   that   beats   in   rhythmic   timing   with   anyone   else’s.   no,   you’re   all   off   fuckin’   kilter,   each   marching   to   a   beat   so   uniquely   your   own      …      &      yet,   always   just   a   few   beats   off   from   each   other.   funny,   how   that   works.

iii.      your   brother      &      sister,   you’d   think   you’d   be   able   to   form   an   unsteady   alliance   with   them.   break   some   kind   of   peace,   make   a   good   faith   treaty   with   trembling,   sweaty,   hands      /      sandbox   charter,   something   like   that.      nulla   in   mondo   pax   sincera.      you   treat   each   other   like   wary,   tentative   acquaintances,   suspicion   always   a   patina   in   the   deep   brown   of   your   eyes   when   you   regard   either   of   them   a   moment   too   long.   sometimes,   it’s   less   like   you’re   kids      &      more   like   goddamned   wild   animals,   half   -   starved   of   something   so   crucial   that   you’re   not   real   without   it.   your   entire   childhood,   you   feel   like   a   fourth   -   wall   -   broken   julius   caesar.      so,   which   one   of   you   cunts   is   going   to   knife   me   first      ?

iv.      eton   college:   you   can   probably   blame   it   for   a   lot.   your   family   may   have   raised   you   sans   notable   warmth,   but   eton   teaches   you   that   sometimes,   genuine   affection   can   be   faked.      (      for   a   price.   stupid   boy,   no   price   is   too   high   if   it   means   you   feel   wanted.      )      toss   enough   money   at   the   problem,      &      soon   it’ll   be   cooing   your   name,   that’s   the   first   lesson   you   learn.   it’s   the   first   high   you   feel,   that   of   a   warm   grin   shot   your   way   after   you   pay   for   something   unnecessary,   something   hedonistic,   something   that   makes   you   feel   like   somebody   someone   might   want   to   be   around.   hallowed   halls   are   where   you   first   learn   that   you   might   be   worth   a   damn      …         or,   at   least,   your   money      &      your   surname   are.      &      that’s   all   that   matters,   right      ?

v.      you   don’t   know   why   you   do   it,   chase   the   monumental   high   that   is   father’s   validation      /      it’s   icarus,   leaping   off   the   edge   to   a   singed   demise   just   to   see   daedalus   grin   for   a   moment.      (      &      the   wax   drips   golden   ichor   down   the   planes   of   your   shoulders,   but   that   stone   of   his   never   changes.   mark   your   failure   up   to   one   more   disappointment,   move   on,   don’t   think   about   what   it   must   have   took   you   to   jump.      )      you   get   a   law   degree,   oxford.   prestige.   he   doesn’t   so   much   as   congratulate   you.   you   try   to   use   it,   but   you’re   not   cut   for   the   whole   thing.   not   so   much   as   a   fuckin’   VOICEMAIL   on   your   graduation   day,   but   you   get   a   stern   call   from   his   secretary   on   the   day   you   quit   your   job   as   a   solicitor.      i   expected   more   from   you.      &      it   breaks   something,   beyond   time   -   thickened   dermis,   a   little   fragment   of   you   that   had   remained   unshattered   until   then.   you’re   sure   you’ll   remember   that   phone   call   until   the   day   you   die,   admonishment   from   the   secondhand   horse’s   mouth.   he   couldn’t   even   be   bothered   to   tell   you   himself.

vi.      oh,   you’re   disappointed   about   that      ?      you   just   fuckin’   wait.   london   to   los   angeles,   new   york,   san   francisco,   a   real   estate   portfolio   that   says   fuck   you,   dad.   champagne,   fountains   of   the   shit.   the   parties   are   endless,   expensive   affairs   where   everybody   knows   your   name,   your   face,   the   sleek   flash   of   your   american   express,   but   nobody   thinks   to   ask   what’s   driving   you   to   it.      &      maybe   that’s   all   you’ve   EVER   wanted,   to   be   asked   how   you’re   doing,   to   be   afforded   the   luxurious   liberty   of   admitting   that   something   isn’t   quite   right.   instead,   you   paste   sarcasm      &      winning   grins   over   something   that’s   fractured   beyond   repair,   choose   coquetry   over   candor.   is   it   that   you’re   scared,   that   your   inner   thoughts   are   deemed   far   too   shallow   to   be   deserving   of   being   spat      ?      fuck   knows.   whatever.   keep   on   playing   the   part,   nepo   baby,   dumb   rich   boy,   straight   teeth      &      more   money   than   sense,      &      don’t   you   dare   let   on   that   you   might   want   to   be   more   than   the   sum   of   your   bank   account.   god   forbid.

[wyverncult]

also 001 final fantersy 003 sabin even if i know neither :)

FINAL FANTASY

001 | Send me a fandom and I will tell you my:

Favorite character: *RUBS MY HANDS TOGETHER* sabin, freya, cloud, ignis, bartz, faris, minwu, tidus, auron, kain, aymeric 🫡 im playing ffviii rn and i also like laguna and seifer. honourable mention for my bff gilgamesh too

Least Favorite character: estinien from ffxiv.... he's annoying sorry LMAO, i'm hoping he gets better later. i cant really think of anyone else. edge ffiv was a disappointment but im hoping he's better in the after years

5 Favorite ships (canon or non-canon): faris/bartz(fartz lol), cyan/sabin, edgar/setzer ... actually i dont have many ships, yuna/tidus gladio/ignis prompto/noctis cloud/zack are a given. i also don't particularly ship them but i do like the canon pairings :]

Character I find most attractive: Auron.....

Character I would marry: oh man idk. maybe sabin he'd be great

Character I would be best friends with: TIDUS YOU AND ME LET'S BE BESTIES. or sabin again he's great :)

a random thought: im not far enough into ffxiv to know whether yoshi-p's writing is truly fantastic but i think his obsession with realism & realistic battle system etc. wrt XVI is a bit strange. im still gonna play the game but ?

An unpopular opinion: I HATED FFXIV ARR so much. i know it's not an unpopular opinion but it took forever to get into ffxiv that i was genuinely concerned i wasnt going to like it. if you want to play the game just get the free trial. also the way people treat tifa wrt cloud makes me feel insane

My Canon OTP: not exactly an otp but tidus and yuna are SO cute :[ i do also like celes and locke a LOT though

My Non-canon OTP: FARTZ!!! and cybin :]

Most Badass Character: IGNIS!!!!!! episode ignis makes me feel insane. i actually didn't care that much for him until after i played the game and was like wait hes actually amazing

Most Epic Villain: as for EPIC its gotta be kefka for sure. he has the best OST and best fight for sure. i also LOVE kuja and ardyn but theyre not particularly "epic" i think

Pairing I am not a fan of: cloud/sephiroth, terra/anyone(except maybe celes..), ignis/noctis(though it might be growing on me? shrug)

Character I feel the writers screwed up (in one way or another): i could write an essay about ffxv. lunafreya deserved more screentime & from what i read what they had in mind for her was REALLY interesting and im excited to read her chapter in the novel. gladio was a bit better in episode gladiolus than the actual game... but he wasnt awful either. also, not FF, but all of the kingdom hearts portrayals of all the ff characters is HORRIBLE.

Favourite Friendship: i know yuna and tidus are a couple but they're ADORABLE friends too :[ i love them together. also prompto and noctis! zack and cloud are cute too

Character I most identify with: ohhh *scratching my head* maybe faris! with his whole thing LOL

Character I wish I could be: I NEED TO LOOK LIKE SABIN IRL 👍

SABIN RENÉ FIGARO

003 | Give me a character & I will tell you:

How I feel about this character: HES MY ALLTIME FAVOURITE FF CHARACTER all the characters in ffvi are so good but i just looove sabin and it doesn't help that soraya saga put so much love into writing him and edgar LOL

Any/all the people I ship romantically with this character: cyan of course... i've also seen people shipping him with vargas which is good too but i haven't thought that much about their dynamic

My favorite non-romantic relationship for this character: EDGAR OF COURSE their whole thing makes me. grrr. GRRR. how horrified was sabin to find out his brother formed an allyship with the very people who murdered their family. yet they were so happy to see each other once again when they reunited :[ i miss them. also edgar trying to convince his TWIN brother that he was a completely different person was hilarious. aside from him GAU!! sabin's dedication to encouraging him to reunite with his father because he couldn't have the same thing for himself & yet it was never possible grrrr. Grrrrrrr. also i think they're just hilarious LOL. despite that he doesn't exactly interact with the other characters but imagining anything with all the other FFVI cast is really fun. i really like the one DFFOO story where shelke and llyud asked sabin about edgar and he basically encouraged them to host a lengthy investigation on him all day long LMAO.

now i want to rp...

My unpopular opinion about this character: HE LOOKS BETTER WITH THE BEARD

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: in general i wish we got more content in ffvi! i wish we'd get a proper remake! or even a novel or something! if ffvi got the ffvii treatment we'd get so much more content on all the characters :[

Favorite friendship for this character: OK so i heard he's friends or acquaintances at least with shadow... but.......... i killed shadow before the WOR and i havent wanted to look up his cutscenes before my replay so i haven't thought about his relationship with him past the phantom train.... i guess favourite friendship would have to be with his brother LMFAO.

My crossover ship: none! still playing DFFOO though so maybe something will crop up 🤔

[charmixpower]

More rambling about "Twinning with the Witches" and "In the Heart of Cloudtower"

Can I just say, I'm like, so upset about how Winx being annoying about witches competely careen this episode off of cliff

The episode is called twinning (with the) witches and YET there is no twinning with the witches!! Crimes!!! Crimes!!

"Oh welcome to Cloud Tower we're all evil witches who use negative emotions for our magic and constantly back stab eachother" shut up shut up shut up this is the lamest shit I've ever heard in my entire life

I'm obessed with these episodes, and I am literally unable to shut up about them, but they suck. They suck so much ass. I need them to be better. That will justify my obessesion

Anyway I wish that the Winx and the Witches didn't just draw a line in the sand and decide to stand on their sides glaring at eachother, constantly fighting like it's so lame

Side stepping the Codex and Darkar for now, bc I love season 2 but God they sucked, it would of been amazing to see each of the Winx actually team up with a witch

Why are they teaming up with Witches? Well maybe there's some external force of magic that needs to be controlled/subdued/fixed in some way, and Witch magic is about interacting with external magic sources, while all fairy magic is personal

While Faries can connect to external manifestations of their cores, it's not as stable or direct. Flora has to send her own personal magic to a plant to start controlling it by integrating her own magic with the present magic, while a witch would just be able to control the magic present in the plant outright. So I'm thinking what ever the things are they're so unstable and volitle that it won't let any external magic interact or integrate with it, ergo the Winx need to hangout with some witches

This is actually more likely in s3 over s2 because of Valtor breaking shit. The things he's stealing the powers from, like the second Sun of Solaria and the Heart of All Oceans, and planets magical cores. Being the most powerful magical cores in the dimension because they're connected to all forms of whatever they represent. They're the core of most environmental magic

Personally would really enjoy a more low key and more low stakes thing where the Winx just hang out with some Cloud Tower witches. Maybe they need help making a very specific potion only a witch can make, but I also offer the more high stakes version because it's more in line with how high stakes the episode originally was

A day in the life of a witch. We don't have any Witch protagonists or anything of the sort because the writers were annoying about Mirta

I want to see witch girlies!!!!

Witches I want to see hanging out with the Winx:

1) Shilly. Girl has A LOT going on in the comics and it would be cool to see her in the show doing stuff. Shilly in twinning witches accidentally makes light enegry instead of dark energy, so I'm taking this to mean she's a incredibly positive person. She gives me anxious extrovert enegry. I've never read the comics about her. I think she'd be better at more support magic

2) Karen. The cheerleader!! I wanna see more of her. I think she'd be a lot like Ty-lee from alta. She'd probably cartwheel places. Does CT have a cheer squad?? She's apart of it. She probably holds some kind of student body position. I think she'd be good at more offensive magic and take a more active role over support. I've always headcanoned she was from Eraklyon too lol

3) Endora. That girl is a noble of some kind. Look at her hair. It has all the prestige she would ever need in her entire life. She looks confident and fiercely intelligent. I think she'd be a fun character to follow around. She seems like she'd be able to do combat magic

4) Hecate. Named after the goddess of witchcraft. This is a bitch with some power right here. I wanna see her get to show off. Plus she styles her hair the exact same way that I do and I'm eternally biased

5) Yakobetta. For the punk girlie energy

6) Pulisatilla. Not much is known about her except that she's flirtatious, like most witches bc they're easy to use for love triangles, but she was the one making the potion (along with Ivey) to help escape Cloud Tower in season 1 so I think she'd be a good witch to call on for help

If we're talking Witches with similar powers to match the twin part:

Lunilla for Stella. For the sake of this she's the witch of more than just the moon, but concentrates on her Moon powers being the opposite of Stella.

Vera for Musa. Vera wears headphones, which is enough for me to headcanon her as the witch of silence, as opposed to Musa being the fairy of sound.

Ivey probably has plant powers much like Flora, and I would love to see Flora hang out with a witch. Flora's love of science is basically her being the closest to a classical witch than the other Winx so they'd vibe

Lucrezia for Aisha. The girl looks like she has liquid powers, probably water tbh

Bloom and Tecna don't have easy analog tho. I'd used Rubis for Bloom and Zulema for Tecna bc they look like they could have similar powers

I wanna see them hang out with some witches!!!

I don't really have anything solid here except for a wish list, but twinning witches being about actually hanging with some witches instead of fighting with them would be fun

Plus. Fairy magic can apparently solve any problem???? That's lame. Give me a problem that faries just aren't equiped to handle at all, give me a reason witches are equally important as faries

Come on, come on, there has to be SOMETHING that the witches can do that Fairies can't that help keep the dimension stable and safe. Some sort of skill set that makes witches a better choice than faries in certain situations

Just, I wanna see them be useful, I wanna see them do something helpful for the plot. Screaming, crying, and begging

DAPHNE SHOULD BE A WITCH!!!!! Hehehehe it would explain how she was able to do fuckery with Domino's magic core??? Would that fuck?? I think it fucks

[icyhotheartwritings]

Imagine your ff14 blorbos (or whatever blorbos you want I guess) in DQXI’s plot. How well does THAT go?

….SHOCKINGLY GOOD ACTUALLY Imma ramble real quick- I tried to stay away from XIV spoilers except for the Bonus Section at the end, you wouldn’t know unless you Know but there are So Many DQXI spoilers.

Okay so if I was putting people in their most direct counterparts we’ve got

Eleven - Warrior of Light (aka Camus or the default, Meteor)

Erik - Thancred

Serena - Alphinaud

Veronica - Alisaie

Sylvando - Y’shtola

Rab - Papalymo

Jade - Yda

Hendrik - Urianger

We got the one chosen by The Source Of Life. We got thief with knives. We got healer/destructive magic twins. We got the short mage who is the oldest of the group and his younger companion who had to flee her homeland and fights with her fists. The only ones that don’t Exactly fit are Sylv/Y’shtola and Hendrik/Urianger but just. The vibes are kinda There. Especially with Hendrik/Urianger.

Thancred and Erik are just. Knife. Thief. Kinda sarcastic. It Works.

But now I’m just imagining Short Alisaie the entire game and I cannot stop giggling. Actually wait fuck that kills her off SHIT-

Okay the more I think about it. Sylvando saying “halfwit prince” and Y’shtola going “little sun” have the EXACT same vibes oh my god. I can’t see her bringing together the Soldiers of Smile specifically but she’d totally do a Less Dramatic Equivalent.

Yda and Papalymo have so much Rab and Jade vibes I literally was like “wait is this not just Rab and Jade” when I started playing XIV. Also from Heavensward on Jade and Yda share a voice actor so. Bonus.

Urianger is the one I’m least certain about in the role because like, Hendrik is the knight that hunts down the heroes until he realizes he’s in the wrong and switches sides while Urianger is a scholar who’s on the protagonist’s side from the beginning. But they both have the “well if this is for the good of all…” thing going on.

ANYWAY that’s all to say that I think they would handle it incredibly well, maybe a bit more chaotic in some parts and less in others, yknow? They’d get the job done.

Okay so for bonus, here’s some more character swaps. This does contain XIV character name spoilers and comparisons that might give away their role so. Tread lightly.

Dave - Runar

Faris - Emmanellain

Mordegon/Carnelian - Emet-Selch

Jasper - Lahabrea

Frysabel - Aymeric

Krystalinda - Estinien

Calasmos - Meteion

[shieldherostuffs]

Fairy Naofumi

When the Heroes are summoned, everyone is shocked to see a small Fairy the size of a grown man’s head, as the Shield Hero, the Shield having shrunk to pixie size. The Fairy has four almost see through, green, leaf-like wings on his back, pointy ears, emerald green eyes, and raven black hair. He is wearing what could look like human clothes. A white tunic, black pants, and leather boots, the tunic having holes for his wings. 

Motoyasu tries to pick up the Fairy, but the Fairy gets angry, shouting at him not to, and it's the cutest thing the other Heroes have ever seen. 

During the audience with the King, Motoyasu points out that he skipped the Fairy. The Fairy introduces itself as Naofumi, a Forest Fairy. 

After the audience and explanation as to why the Heroes have been summoned, they’re all lead to to a room with four beds. Instead of talking with the others, Naofumi flies straight over to one of the beds, his wings exhausted from flyin around for so long. While he does so, Motoyasu, Itsuki, and Ren find out they’re not from the same Japan. 

In the middle of the night, while the other three are asleep, Naofumi wakes up again, feeling refreshed. Because of his smaller body, he doesn’t need to sleep a much as humans. 

Naofumi decides to venture out into the City and have a look around. He flies out through the open windows, over the Castle Walls, and into the city. He flies through the streets and alleyways, seeing many different things, both good and bad. 

Naofumi flies back to the Castle when eh sees the sun beginning to rise. He flies back over to the pillow he’d been sleeping on before, and goes back to sleep. 

Naofumi is woken the next morning by Ren poking his side. 

When they’re told that the adventurers will chose which Hero to join themselves, none of the Heroes object. When they come out with Naofumi hvaing no Party members, he doesn’t really care. 

“I’ll be fine. I’ve protected my forest for humans and monsters alike for two centuries. I don’t need to partner up with humans who obviously doesn’t want me here.” Was all Naofumi said before flying off, out of the throne room an into the city once again. 

Naofumi flew over the roofs of the houses in the city, over the city wall, and into the forest close by. 

_____

Naofumi ended up finding a small and frail child in the forest, holding onto a Filolial Egg, surrounded by Wolves. Naofumi used his powers to ward off the Wolves before tending to the little girl. The little girl, Raphtalia, stays with Naofumi, and together they take care of the Filolial, which Naofumi named Filo. Filo end up growing into a Filolial Queen. 

As they travel around, they help a lot of people. Naofumi also find out, after some time, that he got a new Skill after being summoned. 

He’s able to transform into a human form. In human form, he’s able to hide his wings completely, or have them out. 

Guess who had to get more crystals for magic clothes for Naofumi. 

_____

When the other Heroes and their Parties see Naofumi in his human form for the first time, it was on the ship going to Cal Mira, and they’re shocked. 

He’s beautiful.

He was beatiful when they first saw him in Fairy Form too, but now he’s human size and they can see him properly. 

_____

Since Therese and L’Arc were introduced to Naofumi when he was in human form, they didn’t belive that he was the scumbag, trickster Fairy the rumors said the Shield Hero was. 

But, when they see him transform and turn into a Fairy, they’re even more shocked. How could someone as polite and helpful, albeit grumpy too, as Naofumi, be the Shield Hero? 

When L’Arc looks close at Naofumi in his Fairy Form, he can’t help but thing of how cute Naofumi is. So small. He’s small enough for L’Arc to hold in his hand. 

When they arrive at Cal Mira, Naofumi sits on Raphtalia’s shoulder, wanting to rest his wings for a bit, as they seperate with L’Arc and Therese. 

_____

Later, when L’Arc and Therese come looking for them on that one Island, they find Filo and Raphtalia sitting by a campfire, eating something, and Naofumi sleeping peacefully on a large flower by the roots of a tree nearby. 

Naofumi’s wings are glowing, illuminating the pink flower in a light green light, the light dimming and glowing more as he breathes, kind of like a firefly. 

L’Arc thinks is looks beautiful, like a small glimmering star. 

_____

When L’Arc and Therese betrays them, Naofumi uses his powers to lift them into the air and hold them still. Naofumi flies close and begins shouting at them both. But because of how angry he is, Naofumi forgets to speak human language, end it just sounds like an angry bell. 

When L’Arc, while sweatdropping and thinking it’s adorable, points it out, Naofumi takes a deep breath and calms down. Naofumi explains that they can’t kill the four Cardinal Heroes, because then the world will just summon a new batch. 

In the end, they agree to calling a truce and working together to svae both of their worlds. When Glass arrives, L’Arc explains their plan to her, and she, after some thinking, agrees. 

After that, the three other-worlders join Naofumi’s party as they travel around, trying to find anything to help save both worlds. 

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Extra: 

On a random quest, their group is fighting a plant-like monster. The monster suddenly lets out some weird smoke, making everyone cough as it escapes. 

When the smoke disappears, everyone looks just a bit different, except for Naofumi. 

Therese’s skin looks like it’s one big gem. Glass looks just the smallest big see-through, her skin got paler, and her hair darker. Around Raphtalia’s eyes, her skin turned dark, like a mask, and Filo now has feathers growing in her hair. 

The one with the biggest changes was L’Arc though. He now has dark red curled horns on his head, Dragon wings on his back, having teared holes in his vest, and a tail. His teeth also got sharper too. 

They’re all confused as to what happened, but decide to deal with it until they can turn back to normal. 

During their travels, Naofumi tends to sit on L’Arc’s head, holding onto one of the redhead’s horns, or sleep against L’Arc’s tail when they’re taking a break. 

When L’Arc asks about it, Naofumi explains that it’s probably because in his world, Fairies and Dragons are naturally attracted to each other, and they become affactionate if the places they’re trying to protect overlap. And probably the fact that Dragons like shiny and prtty stuff too, and Faries are considered beauties and their wings glow in the dark. 

L’Arc doesn’t mind. 

They end finding a way to get back to normal, but that doesn’t stop Naofumi from being just as affectionate to L’Arc. 

[tigerkirby215]

5e Lucian the Purifier build (League of Legends)

(Artwork by Riot Games)

The most dangerous creation of any society is the man who has nothing to lose.

-James Baldwin

Except now you have something to lose Lucian! You got your wife back! Be happy; settle down! Oh right your wife is cursed with half-death... Well I guess you can keep shooting zombies then.

Mostly making this build as an obligation after making Senna, though I think Lucian is a great character and a great build in his own right.

GOALS

Lightslinger - We need guns. Oh I’m sorry; “light pistols” that look like guns and act like guns but aren’t actually guns.

Piercing Light - Of course those not-quite-guns need to do light damage to our enemies. Can’t blast through the Shadow Isles without a flashlight.

The Culling - When the going gets tough we’ll need to go all out with a barrage of bullets to cut through enemies until they’re nothing but ashes and dust.

RACE

Lucian’s a man with a mission, and Variant Humans can go on quite a mission. You get an increase to two Ability Scores of your choice: increase your Dexterity and Wisdom for the ability to hunt and shoot. You also get a free skill of your choice and the Acrobatics skill to be able to dash around the battlefield. As for your language Abyssal will let you know exactly what the creatures of the mist fear.

The main reason to play a Variant Human is of course for a Feat: the Crossbow Expert feat will let you efficiently dual-wield not-quite-guns, letting you ignore the loading property on a Hand Crossbow, fire it at point-blank without disadvantage, and shoot one more time with your Bonus Action.

If you’re willing to bend the rules a little Half Elf is also a good choice. Along with the plus one to Wisdom and Dexterity you can get a plus two to Charisma, effectively cancelling out the fact that you’ll need to take Crossbow Expert with your first ASI. You’d also get Darkvision to see through the mist and Fey Ancestry to resist the mist’s influence.

The main reason to make a Half Elf however is for the Elven Accuracy Feat from Xanathar's Guide to Everything, which will effectively give you triple Advantage if you ever shoot with Advantage. This is a good feat for any ranged build but is even better for the subclass we’ll be choosing. (No spoilers!) But of course it’s only available to Elves and Half Elves.

For your subrace the default Half Elf is fine, but Drow Half-Elf can be good for some added light in your arsenal, and a Wood Half-Elf can pursue relentlessly a little faster with 5 extra feet of movement.

ABILITY SCORES

15; DEXTERITY - Lucian’s pursuit is endless, and you need a lot of mobility to dash around and avoid the warden’s chains. And Dexterity is tied to aiming your gun.

14; CHARISMA - Lucian is a popular fellow, but he also knows how to scare the monsters away.

13; STRENGTH - The mist is full of all sorts of big baddies that you need to fight toe-to-toe with. Also I think most people can see the multiclassing needs in this build.

12; WISDOM - Lucian keeps calm under pressure and needs that calm to track the monsters in the mist. It’s also a multiclassing requirement with the +1 from our race.

10; CONSTITUTION - Your health isn’t the greatest but you’re an ADC, not a tank.

8; INTELLIGENCE - Lucian is still fighting for his wife. His alive wife. That he has. Bro calm down.

BACKGROUND

The Sentinels of Light are technically priests, and the Acolyte background is perfect for a battle priest. And it’s on the top of the backgrounds list too; sweet! You get proficiency in the Insight skill as well as Religion, along with two languages of your choice. (Choose whatever though I’d argue that Celestial should probably be on that list?)

The main feature however is Shelter of the Faithful; you can provide church service for the gods of Demacia in exchange for a place to stay and help from the priests. You can also always head back to Demacia for more support from the sentinels.

(Artwork by SIXMOREVODKA STUDIO. Made for Legends of Runeterra by Riot Games.)

THE BUILD

LEVEL 1 - PALADIN 1

Crossbow Paladin? Crossbow Paladin.

Starting off as a Paladin for a number of features, but firstly their skills: take Athletics and Intimidation to strike fear in the creatures of the dark while you take chase.

Paladins also get Divine Sense, letting you detect any celestial, fiend, or undead within 60 feet of you as an action. This doesn’t work if they’re behind total cover and you only know the type of creature, not its identity. You also detect any place or object that has been consecrated or desecrated in the radius. You can use this feature a number of times equal to your Charisma modifier plus one, and regain all expended uses at the end of a Long Rest.

You also get Lay on Hands: you have a pool of health equal to five times your Paladin level that you can use to heal someone you touch. You can spend any number of hitpoints to heal the target by that amount, or alternatively you can spend 5 hitpoints to cure any poison or disease affecting the target. You unfortunately can’t end Senna’s curse for her, but some healing is always good to have.

LEVEL 2 - PALADIN 2

Level 2 Paladins get a Fighting Style and Defense is the only one that works with your choice of gun. Paladins aren’t typically meant to use ranged weapons which sucks.

Speaking of cantrips you also get access to Spellcasting: You can prepare a number of spells equal to your Charisma modifier plus half your Paladin level rounded down. I mention this because we’ll be getting more Charisma later in the build so be sure to pay attention to your Paladin spell list. Anyways:

Bless will let you shoot a little more accurately and be a bit more resistant, adding a d4 to your attack rolls and saving throws for the duration. It can affect up to three creatures including yourself, so get Senna in on the action!

Divine Favor lets you pump a little more light into your shots, doing an extra d4 of Radiant damage with your shots.

Detect Evil and Good will help you find Thresh in the mist. Try and hide, scum!

I should mention for Bless and Divine Favor that since you can attack an extra time with your Crossbow Expert Bonus Action these spells are extremely useful for you. But they’re all Concentration based, so use them wisely!

Oh and speaking of spells you get Divine Smite... which you can’t use with a ranged weapon. Still: you can pick up a sword if needed, so remember that you have it.

LEVEL 3 - PALADIN 3

Level 3 Paladins get to choose their oath and the Oath of Devotion is perfect for good Demacian boys who go out to slaughter skeletons and zombies. You get Protection from Evil and Good innately prepared for a fight with Thresh, giving him Disadvantage on attack rolls and the inability to affect you with certain debuffs, and the Sanctuary spell to protect yourself as you walk through the mist.

Devotion Paladins can also Channel Divinity in one of two ways; The first and main option you’ll be using is Sacred Weapon, letting you spend an action to add your Charisma modifier to attack rolls with your pistol as it glows with Demacian light! The effect lasts for 1 minute or until you drop your weapon, or until you dismiss it as a free action. Note that this adds to your attack roll, not your damage roll. So your attacks will be more accurate but they won’t necessarily do more damage. It also only affects one crossbow technically, but there’s no rule saying you can’t shoot with the same crossbow every time.

Your other Channel Divinity option is Turn the Unholy. As an action you can strike fear into any fiends or undead within 30 feet of you, forcing them to make a Wisdom save or be turned for 1 minute or until it takes any damage. A turned creature has to move as far away from you as it can, and it can’t willingly move to a space within 30 feet of you or take reactions. For its action, it can use only the Dash action or try to escape from an effect that prevents it from moving. If there’s nowhere to move, it takes the Dodge action instead. This is less generally useful than Sacred Weapon, but it’s still good to cut through the common mist creatures to get to the big bads.

You also get Divine Health, making you immune to disease, because purification doesn’t take a sick day.

LEVEL 4 - PALADIN 4

4th level Paladins get an Ability Score Improvement: increase your Dexterity for more accurate shots.

You can also prepare another spell: Shield of Faith will let you shrug off some blows with a +2 increase to AC.

LEVEL 5 - PALADIN 5

5th level Paladins can sling light with both hands thanks to an Extra Attack, adding up to 3 attacks total with your Crossbow Expert shot.

You also get access to second level spells: as a Devotion Paladin you have Lesser Restoration and Zone of Truth always prepared, and I’d highly recommend preparing some of your second level spells instead of your first level stuff. In particular Magic Weapon and Branding Smite, which works with ranged weapons so you can shoot with Piercing Light!

(Artwork by Riot Games)

LEVEL 6 - CLERIC 1

Lucian’s a Sentinel of the Light, which does mean that we need some holy light as a Light Domain Cleric. Light Clerics can use their reaction on Warding Flare, blinding a creature that’s attacking them to give them Disadvantage on their attack. You can use it a number of times equal to your Wisdom modifier (so only once currently) and regain all expended uses after a Long Rest.

You also get access to Spellcasting as a Cleric: as a Light Cleric you know the Light cantrip innately, and can prepare 3 other cantrips. Guidance will help you move across the isles, Mending will let you repair any damage to your equipment, and Thaumaturgy to scream Senna’s name through the mist. (Along with some other things.)

As a Light Cleric you always have Burning Hands and Farie Fire prepared to light up the night. You can also prepare a Guiding Bolt to mark an enemy with an Ardent Blaze, and you may as well pack Heal (or Healing Word) in case of an emergency.

LEVEL 7 - CLERIC 2

Second level Clerics get Channel Divinity. Every Cleric gets Turn Undead which you... already have. But Light Clerics get Radiance of the Dawn, forcing enemies within 30 feet to make a Constitution saving throw or take Radiant damage equal to 2d10 + your Cleric level as you dispel the darkness, including magical darkness! So now you can turn the creatures of the night as well as the night itself!

You can also prepare another spell and remember how I said to ditch some of your level 1 Paladin spells for Magic Weapon and Branding Smite? Well that’s because the Cleric list and the Paladin list have a lot of overlap: take Bless as a Cleric instead of as a Paladin and take some of your second level spells from Paladin.

LEVEL 8 - CLERIC 3

3rd level Clerics get access to second level spells: as a Light Cleric you always have Flaming Sphere and Scorching Ray prepared. I’d also recommend Aid to boost yourself for the fight, ideally cast at a higher level for more of a health increase.

LEVEL 9 - CLERIC 4

4th level Clerics get an Ability Score Improvement: cap off your Dexterity for maximum accuracy with your shots.

You also get another cantrip and Word of Radiance will let you cut through the creatures of the mist if they surround you. You can also prepare another spell like Prayer of Healing for a moment of respite after a tough fight.

LEVEL 10 - CLERIC 5

5th level Clerics can Destroy Undead of CR of 1/2 or lower... with their Cleric Turn Undead. Considering that this is a multiclass build and your Wisdom is stupidly low this probably won’t help you much.

You can prepare third level spells though! As a Light Cleric you have Daylight innately prepared to see in the dark, and Fireball innately prepared to blast away the darkness. For your spell of choice Clarvoyance will let you ward ahead so you don’t get hooked.

LEVEL 11 - CLERIC 6

6th level Clerics get a second use of Channel Divinity. But more notably they get Improved Flare, letting you use Warding Flare if a creature within 30 feet of you is attacked. Senna’s got your back; make sure you’ve got her’s.

As for your next prepared spell Revivify will help you make sure you don’t lose Senna again. Just make sure you’ve got the money to pick her up. Cause yeah: it costs 300 gold.

(Artwork from Legends of Runeterra by Riot Games)

LEVEL 12 - CLERIC 7

7th level Clerics can prepare 4th level spells: Light Clerics have Guardian of Faith and Wall of Fire innately prepared, in case you need to scorch the earth to get ready for The Culling. You can also prepare Death Ward for a Guardian Angel in your time of need.

LEVEL 13 - CLERIC 8

8th level Clerics get another Ability Score Improvement which means it’s finally time to increase your Wisdom and Strength to get rid of those uneven ability scores. But more importantly you get Potent Spellcasting to increase the damage of your cantrips, but you may notice we don’t have many cantrips. That’s because we’ll be using Blessed Strikes from the Class Feature Variants Unearthed Arcana to instead do an extra d8 of Radiant damage with your weapon strikes, so we can finally start properly slinging some light.

Speaking of Class Feature Variants: Aura of Life is on the extended Cleric spell list from the Class Feature Variants, and it can help both you and Senna go toe-to-toe with the chain warden. But if your DM isn’t cool with Unearthed Arcana spells (for some reason) then Freedom of Movement can be helpful, along with... I dunno. You have a big spell list to prep from.

LEVEL 14 - PALADIN 6

And now that we got our light pistols it’s time to finish off with Paladin: 6th level Paladins get Aura of Protection, giving yourself and creatures within 10 feet of you a bonus to their saving throws equal to your Charisma modifier.

You can also prepare another spell and Find Steed can be helpful to travel through safer terrain. You might be alone (assuming no one in the party plays Senna) but the people of Demacia can always lend you a horse.

LEVEL 15 - PALADIN 7

7th level Devotion Paladins get Aura of Devotion for immunity against being charmed, because you’re an honest man. You fought too long to lose Senna to a one-night stand.

LEVEL 16 - PALADIN 8

8th level Paladins get another Ability Score Improvement so it’s finally time to increase our Charisma for more accurate Sacred Weapon shots.

This also means you can prepare more spells: Kirby’s Mix of Multiclassing lets you get access to third level spells with a casting time of 1 more level.

LEVEL 17 - PALADIN 9

So you cast that spell eh? Jokes aside Devotion Paladin have Dispel Magic and Beacon of Hope innately prepared to help you if the creatures of the creatures of the mist attack your mind, or if you need a pick-me-up from your wife. "Look at us making new memories." “Same as the old memories.”

As for the spells you can prepare Crusader’s Mantle will give everyone in a 30 foot radius the ability to aid your Ardent Blaze, and Remove Curse will unfortunately not help Senna’s problem, but can help with a lot of others.

(Artwork by Riot Games)

LEVEL 18 - PALADIN 10

10th level Paladins get Aura of Courage, giving you and allies within 10 feet of you immunity to being Frightened. You’ve seen everything the mist has to offer, and it shouldn’t be afraid of you; they should be afraid of you!

For your spell of choice if you want shots that are both more accurate and do more damage Elemental Weapon will let you supercharge your shots with a Statikk Shiv.

LEVEL 19 - PALADIN 11

11th level Paladins get Improved Divine Smite... which you can’t use because you’re using hand crossbows.

LEVEL 20 - PALADIN 12

Our final level is the 12th level of Paladin for a final Ability Score Improvement which will go into Charisma. This means you can prepare two more spells: Aura of Vitality can give your team some Redemption in a tough teamfight, and Magic Circle can fend the creatures of the mist from coming close to you or Senna. They have their box and you have yours.

FINAL BUILD

PROS

Don't do warning shots - You do a lot of damage. Three d6 + 5 shots along with Blessed Strikes for an extra d8 of Radiant damage, and tons of Paladin spells to increase the damage of your weapons. You are also extremely accurate with your shots: a +11 to hit is standard but you can give yourself an extra +4 (for +15 total!) with your Channel Divinity and can also use weapon buffing spells to further increase your aim.

Full of salvation - The great thing about being a Paladin is that even your worst saving throws get boosted, with your lowest save being a +3 and your highest being a whopping +14 to save. Not to mention about 18 AC with Studded Leather, tons of healing abilities including 80 Lay on Hands health, and immunity to charms, diseases, and frightening effects. And your allies can come close for help too!

You can cleanse anything... - You’re actually not terrible at roleplay! With a very high score in certain skills and tons of flavor as a holy man with roleplay spells and class features you can rally the townsfolk or your party as a bringer of justice.

CONS

I can save her... I can save her! - Your big Achilles's heel is your Intelligence score. While your Intelligence save is passable thanks to being a Paladin it’s still low, and you’ll suck at any History or Arcana checks. Let your wife handle the research: you’ll handle the blasting.

Some call it magic, I call it good aim - Your spell slots go all the way up to 7th level but your prepared spells stop at level 4. Yes you can upcast spells (and a 7th level Elemental Weapon sure is potent when you have 3 attacks) but it would be nice to gain access to those big hitters.

Ain't enough bullets in the world - Multiclassing between Paladin and Cleric while using DEX weapons creates a build that requires Dexterity, Wisdom, Charisma, and a 13 in Strength. Along with the natural requirement of a good Constitution score you’re going to have to drop something. Magic Items are obviously on the table but you might want to save this build for when you roll well on your stats, unless you’re okay with sub-par spell-saves and a mediocre number of prepared spells.

But a man’s only as good as his tools; most of your problems can be fixed with Magic Items, and by the time it becomes an issue you should have access to the right tools to make you the brightest light against the darkness. Survive the early game and be prepared to shred through the mist in the late. Just remember to keep tabs on Senna: you don’t want to lose that Bond.

(Artwork by Riot Games)

[lesbiansforboromir]

Ok I’ve been thinking about “Boromir Lives Succession Crisis” fic all day and I would love your Opinion on how best to achieve the first half of that clause. I feel like there’s basically 3 options 1) Faramir goes on the quest instead 2) Frodo successfully slips off unnoticed and Boromir doesn’t confront him and the party isn’t split when the orcs attack 3) Everything happens as in the book but Boromir isn’t shot (1/2)

(2/2) I’m kind of leaning towards either 1 or 3. 1 because I think it would strengthen Boromir’s claim and pretty much eliminate any bond he developed with Aragorn over the quest, making him more likely to contest the claim, and it has the possibility for good Fari drama. 3 is probably more straightforward but gets real hairy in sorting out the specifics, as well deciding at what point Boromir’s opinion on Aragorn would change etc. Curious how you would handle it!

👀👀👀 I stan you specifically for letting me talk about this- OK SO. 

I have played out each one of these possibilities with @emynarnens so many times that this is the only thing I’m qualified to do now. So to start off!

I don’t think I would recommend #1. Boromir’s effect on Aragorn is a pretty vital piece of Character development for him. Viggo Mortensen actually mentions it but we can see it in the Books too, Aragorn goes from considering the men of Rohan corruptible and weak willed to agreeing with Boromir that he does not believe they gave in too Sauron’s bribery. Essentially Boromir challenges Aragorn to rethink his attitude to humanity, both in others and within himself. Faramir is far too enamoured with the idea of Aragorn’s nobility and royalty and I don’t think he would challenge him in the same way, or at all really. 

#2 and 3 do create issues in terms of the general plot of merry and pippin needing to be with the ents, but if Boromir doesn’t feel he betrayed the fellowship and committed a grievous crime he would perhaps feel a stronger sense of self worth and therefore is certainly shot but doesn’t quite die. Too wounded to stop the Hobbits from being taken, but not dead. Although I would also say that Boromir’s momentary madness and loss of control and the guilt he feels afterwards is also an important piece of character development for him, even if he dies immediately afterwards. He realises he sacrificed too much of his own integrity and lost too much hope in his single minded drive to defend Gondor. His sacrifice for two hobbits, who are just his friends, brings back some of that care and concern the Ring’s influence had worn away. 

But have no fear! I wouldn’t call it necessary to take away any of what happened there. Remember in the books Boromir was not just pierced by three arrows, he was pierced by VERY many, and Pippin tells us Boromir was still up and fighting when he lost consciousness. Indeed, just before Pippin blacked out, he saw Boromir pluck a shaft from his side and continue with the battle, so reasonably the change simply could be ‘he wasn’t shot as much’. Obviously adhrenaline can keep you going and all that but these books are anything if medically sound and Boromir is just Like That. Wounded but not dead is a valid sacrifice and keeps the beats of the narrative intact. 

I would also recommend this because there needs to be some reason Denethor believes his eldest son dead. It is a vital contribution to the darkness that eventually drives him to suicide and means you don’t have to work around Denethor also being alive when you’re talking about the whole issue with the coronation. Denethor can have witnessed a glimpse of Boromir’s fate through the Palantir, and then Faramir perhaps does find Boromir’s horn cloven in the river and Denethor takes this as proof of death in his darker state of mind. 

With this in mind it’s also kind of necessary to have the hunters actually leave a wounded Boromir where he is and believe he will not survive. (I’d recommend this also just for the jab you can have Boromir give along the lines of, “What are you all waiting for? Will you compose a song for my funeral? The hobbits are getting further from you at every moment, go!” Because good god you three it’s enough to question how much you really care about your hobbit friends) 

AND another thing is that this still allows Aragorn his indecision, whether to go with Frodo or rescue the Hobbits, which is also characterful and important. AND it reinforces Boromir’s love of the hobbits, demanding the three hunters leave him there to die in order to save them as he was unable too. There’s still a repentant sacrifice there. 

But anyway the point is if Boromir is alive and perhaps found ‘dying but still with a chance’ by a company of Eored, then I would suggest he is forced to recover somewhere secluded throughout the events of Helms Deep. This is to make sure Pippin and Gandalf still think he is dead by the time they leave for Minas Tirith. It’s a shame because that would be cool for him to be involved, but if Pippin knows Boromir is alive then it’s unlikely that he wouldn’t tell Denethor that and, as I’ve said, Denethor’s grief is important. 

If you really wanted Boromir at the battle at Helm’s Deep, you could go along the route of Denethor not believing Pippin, but that’s a stretch. I suppose you could also consider that the shock of it has already taken it’s toll on Denethor and even if he hears Boromir is alive, it’s done it’s job by the time Denethor believes Faramir will die and the City will be taken. 

(Unless you do wanna contend with Denethor being alive which I also like but that does take away from the narrative simplicity of it just being about Boromir and Aragorn’s conflict and the complex emotions surrounding it. Denethor does not believe Aragorn should be king and it’s unreasonable to think Boromir would go against his father in this case so it detracts from the indecision somewhat. But I would say Denethor being dead is the better option just for this specific idea.)

As far as worrying about whether Boromir would contest Aragorn’s claim goes, I wouldn’t worry about that. Boromir never once accepts the idea of Aragorn as his King. Certainly they are friends, they work well together, he likes him, but his responsibility to his people and the laws of Gondor and his Father’s wisdom and wishes (especially now he’s dead) would supersede any personal connection they have. And really the best case Aragorn has for being worthy of the throne is ‘It was in a Prophecy and also people like me’ so Boromir has plenty of reason to be like… suspicious about Aragorn’s aptitude. 

I think having them as friends adds some interesting emotional elements to it actually, the balance of friendship vs responsibility. You mentioned Boromir’s opinion of Aragorn changing, but the truth is it never does. Boromir essentially ignores the fact that Aragorn is asking for the Throne for the entire book and just accepts him as a man who’s willing to give aide to Gondor. Which is all Boromir really cares about at the time, not really expecting any of them to live long enough for this to be a problem. The conflict between him and Aragorn about the kingship is manufactured by the film entirely. 

In the end the probability is that Aragorn would become king, Aragorn did a good job at becoming heroic and he does seem to have burst out of nowhere and saved everyone. Even the Lords are for it, it appears. I think the eventual crux of it would be the kinds of requests, clauses and checks Boromir would demand Aragorn agree too. How they should change the nature of a King’s rule to fit in with this more egalitarian society Gondor’s grown into. Boromir would also ensure Aragorn went through the proper channels, that a council of Lords was held and his Kingship debated and voted on, make the whole thing something everyone participates in and understands. 

You mentioned Faramir drama too but we’ll get that in SPADES when he’s fighting with his brother over his treatment of Aragorn. Faramir really is thoroughly taken in by Aragorn’s mystique and his reaction to him is to cast off any and all tradition and agree to his coronation on the spot. This could also be because Aragorn saves his and Eowyn’s life, but still he and Boromir will have some serious issues, perhaps for the first time in their relationship so that’d be super fun to explore.

IN CONCLUSION!

I’d suggest absolutely nothing changes except for the severity of Boromir’s wounds. Aragorn still finds him, he still begs Aragorn to save Minas Tirith. The only difference is he verbally tells Aragorn, Gimli and Legolas to leave him and save Merry and Pippin and he is alive when they go though they do not expect him to recover. 

He is found by some Eored and taken to a nearby Rohir settlement (In LOTRO it’s a small town called Walstow and the Thane is a little plagued by the Uruks running around so it could also be a kind of mini adventure for Boromir with helping them repel attacks and eventually being able to evacuate to Dunharrow?) But whatever happens, he doesn’t rejoin his friends until after Pippin and Gandalf leave for Minas Tirith. 

addendum…………………. 

ON THE OTHER HAND… 

I know everything I just said but like… forget it for a moment because I have a second suggestion that absolutely flounces every one of the points I just made but I like it because I’m a sap. 

Gandalf slips up and tells them all on Caradhras that he doesn’t know the password into Moria. 

Aragorn: “What?! Then why are we even discussing it? Boromir’s right, we should risk the Gap of Rohan, at least we will not be so enclosed.”

Gandalf: “I can figure the password out when we get there!”

Aragorn: “Tosh! We could be discovered, pursued or killed long before you rattle through every possible way inside. Nope! The Gap of Rohan it is!”

And then they make their way down south and oh wow! Here’s the Prince of Rohan and he has an entire camp of loyal soldiers who could defend this little party. 

And Theodred exclaims ‘here is Boromir! My (love, partner, boy) friend! I, of course, trust him and his fellows. Let me just finish this skirmish- whoops! That was a close one thanks Boromir, who I love, for being here to save me from that Orc or I would have been dead! Wouldn’t that be terrible? Anyway we are still losing here so let me and Erkenbrand and Grimbold all escort you to safety.’ 

‘Oh? Your two young Hobbit friends left in the night did they? How strange, I hope they come to no harm but I suppose we shall all have to focus on defending Helms Deep for now. I’m very glad I’m here with you Boromir, to be a friendly face who knows when you are acting strangely and remind you of your humanity and softer side, you didn’t seem to be doing very well in the midst of these very strange and not particularly empathetic friends of yours!’

… Your choice of course ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[overwatchworks]

More Supernatural au/Halloween story! 

I also want to say that this whole fic was heavily inspired by a wonderful work by The Foxy Queen/Deerna on ao3 called Hunger.

Thank you for reading! :)

Jesse brought the Oni back to his place at Ana’s, The Nightwalker Inn, without anyone seeing him. Many hunters had temporary rooms there for a few nights since the Inn had multiple places around the world that acted as an entrance, always something inconspicuous, though Jesse was more of a permanent guest in Ana’s good graces. 

Jesse’s entrance was an old, rotting cottage deep in the forest on the mountains, and he stepped through its door with a quiet sigh. The Oni was still out cold in his arms, blood soaking into his jacket, but he had plenty more back at his place. The broken wood boards immediately shifted and swirled above him when the magic sensed where he wanted to go, and suddenly an expansive roof with candlelit chandeliers took its place. Walls sprung up from the ground and made a familiar, long hallway with rooms lined on each side, the front desk appearing after Jesse blinked and looked in its direction. He smiled at the young woman sitting there, flicking some sort of whip boredly and humming an old Egyptian song.

“Fareeha.” He called, and the woman looked over, her smile growing wide before dropping when she saw the Oni in his arms.

“Oh Jesse, what the hell?! You aren’t supposed to bring your kills back to the Inn! You know how Mom feels about that! Makes the other guests uncomfortable.” She chided, the eye that had the tattoo under it shifting its colour from amber to an icy blue.

“This ain’t a kill Fari. I bounded my life force to him so he wouldn’t die.” Jesse sighed, and Fareeha made a face.

“With an Oni? Jess, you’re kidding me.”

“Naw, I ain’t. Found ‘im in the woods dyin’, an’ it didn’t sit right with me to just leave ‘im or kill ‘im.”

“So, obviously bonding yourself to him was the correct choice.” Fareeha nodded sarcastically, and Jesse glared at her.

“I was followin’ my gut!”

“Uh-huh, ‘cause your gut is always right.”

��Just gimme my key.” Jesse huffed, and Fareeha grinned before waving her hand.

“In your back pocket.” She told him with a nod, and Jesse tipped his head to her since his hands were full and he couldn’t tip his hat.

“Tell me when your Oni’s awake, I wanna talk to him.” Fareeha called, and Jesse rolled his eyes. She had such a fascination with demons, he was pretty sure she was one.

“Yeah yeah. Just, hey. Don’t tell anyone but Ana, okay? Folks ‘round here already don’t like me all too well, an’ I don’t think they’d be happy I’m keepin’ an Oni.”

“Jesse, you know me better than that. My lips are sealed.”

“Thanks, sweetheart.”

Fareeha made a half hum in acknowledgement as Jesse walked into the hall, the doors shifting to show him his room so he wouldn’t have to walk very far. He moved the Oni to his shoulder, and the creature whimpered softly, though he didn’t wake up. Jesse grabbed his key from his back pocket and put it in the lock. It disappeared, then the door clicked open for him and he went inside.

Jesse sighed happily at the familiar room, open but just the right size for him, except now it had expanded to accommodate his Oni. There was an extra bed in the corner that looked more like a nest of soft fur blankets, but Jesse needed to clean and bind his wounds before he could let Genji rest. He took the Oni into the bathroom and set him down in the tub gently. Jesse then went to change out of his hunting gear so he could fix up Genji easier, and he came back in a simple black shirt and brown pants. 

He rolled up his sleeves, then began to take the Oni’s clothes off. They were tattered and ripped from where the hunters had wounded him, and Jesse sighed in mild annoyance. Now he had to add clothes to his shopping list. The Oni’s skin was a deep grey-blue all over, red markings swirling over his chest, back, legs and arms, like blood in water. 

Jesse removed the Oni’s mask last, and he stopped his movements, tilting his head. Genji’s face was smooth and honestly gorgeous, and Jesse had a feeling that it wasn’t beautiful just because he was an Oni. He had short, spiky raven black hair, and Jesse brushed a few strands of it that were sticking to his face away.

“Huh...Didn’t think you’d be this pretty under the mask.” He murmured, then he shook his head and turned on the bath. The water was immediately warm, and Jesse splashed it carefully over the Oni’s wounds. 

There were deep gashes all along his side and chest, a stab mark in his abdomen, and bruising at his ribs. Jesse’s lip curled at the thought of hunters just torturing the Oni and leaving him when he was too weak to fight back, something that had been happening more often lately in the hunter world. He didn’t know when hunting had become some sort of twisted sport, but it wasn’t like this when he had started. 

Jesse grabbed a washcloth and dipped it under the faucet, then gently washed over the Oni’s wounds. Genji twitched and jerked slightly, his gold eyes steeped in black snapping open with a gasp. Jesse put his hand on the Oni’s shoulder, pushing him back so he wouldn’t hurt himself more.

“Hey, it’s okay. ‘M sorry if it hurts, but I gotta get’cha clean.” Jesse soothed, Genji’s pretty eyes unfocused and distant as he started muttering things Jesse couldn’t understand. The hunter frowned, then continued washing Genji off, the Oni’s skin cold. He must have been hallucinating or something, because Genji didn’t seem to see or realize what Jesse was doing. 

Jesse finished cleaning him, then dried him off and tended to his wounds with the generous amount of salves and balms he had stocked up for himself. Hunting demons normally came at the price of a great many wounds, most of them poisonous, but that was why he had Ana around. The alchemist made many cures and ointments to help hunters and other supernatural creatures, and Jesse just so happened to be her favourite. He’d been saved by her more times than he could count, and he was forever grateful to her and the help she always kindly offered. 

Jesse put the balm over Genji’s cuts and wrapped them up tightly, the Oni’s skin warming up wherever Jesse had touched it. He had passed out again when Jesse was binding his ribs, and when he was through, Jesse carried him to the nest of furs. He placed Genji in them carefully, pulling them up and snug around him and running a hand through the Oni’s still damp hair. He’d have to go to the market to find some new clothes for Genji when he went for supplies. Jesse sighed, then pulled his hair up into a high ponytail, going to clean his gun. There was a knock on his door then, and Jesse raised a brow, not taking his focus away from pulling apart his revolver.

“Come on in.” He called, soft footfalls meeting his ears before a chiding sigh. Jesse grinned, and he glanced up at Ana, the older woman looking at Genji curiously.

“So. An Oni?”

“Fareeha told ya?”

“Of course she did, Jesse. How long have you known us? Over a century?” 

“Hey now, I ain’t that old.”

“I am. Has he woken up yet?” Ana asked, crossing her arms over her chest and inspecting Genji closer.

“Not really. He started mutterin’ some things while I washed ‘im, but I couldn’t make heads nor tails of it.”

“Did you try using the bond to understand him?”

“Nope. Didn’t know I could.”

“You bonded with an Oni, and didn’t even think about using said bond to help you out?”

“Hey, the only deals I normally make with demons definitely ain’t to save their lives, so cut me some slack will you? I don’t know how this works.” Jesse grumbled, Ana fixing him with an imploring look. He stopped messing with his gun, and Ana sighed.

“This is a bond created of emotion, Jesse, not duty or power. Bonds are not the same as normal deals or arrangements. I hope you understand what that means for you both.”

“I know! I know I just—I couldn’t leave him out there to die in misery an’ pain, an’ shootin’ him didn’t feel right either. I’m sorry, okay?”

“Jesse. Never apologize for sparing a life. It is no bad thing to have compassion in a world so devoid of such things, in our world.” Ana told him, placing a hand on his shoulder. Jesse sighed, setting his chin on his laced hands and gazing at Genji’s sleeping form.

“So...How do I help him? Because I wanna, I really do. Somethin’ ‘bout him really sticks out to me, yanno? He doesn’t seem like he’d hurt anyone if he was given a chance...”

“That’s exactly what I thought when I brought you here, and it’s paid off really well, if you ask me. So I suggest you show him proper care and affection, and that will also cure his wounds. Perhaps you may earn yourself a new hunting partner. But, you have to be willing to care for him and give him what he needs.”

“An’ what does he need?”

“I don’t know. Why don’t you ask him when he wakes up?” Ana told him with a mischievous smile, and she pinched his cheek lightly as she walked past him to leave.

“Thanks, Ana.”

“Of course dear. Oh, but one more thing. Oni’s? They feed best off of pleasure.”

Jesse balked, head whipping around to where Ana was slipping out of his room with a chuckle.

“An’ why didn’t you tell me that sooner?!”

“You’re the one who made the bond, Jesse! Best be prepared for everything that comes with it.”

Jesse groaned as the door clicked shut softly, and he turned his eyes back to Genji. At least he was pretty, but Jesse hadn’t ever even entertained the idea of sex with a demon. He sighed, then got up to take a bath of his own and clean the blood from his coat. ~~

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Clara Reads City of Bones Part 3: Hogwarts Institute for Witchcraft and Shadowhunting

The Plot Thus Far

When last we left off, our lovable cardboard cutout protagonist, Clary Fray, had been attacked by a demon called a Ravener and taken to a place called “The Institute”. After three days of recovery, she has an uncomfortable (for us) conversation with Isabelle Lightwood, where we learn that Isabelle is hot and that we, the audience, should hate her for that, and also that Jace Wayland lives with the Lightwood family because his parents are dead. We are meant to feel bad about this. We are meant to feel sorry for Jace, which is a bit of a tall order, considering that Jace Wayland is the worst person to ever smirk and shrug his way through a YA book. If I were trapped in an elevator with him I wouldn’t even wait five minutes to be rescued, I’d pry those doors open and just drop. Death is cruel but quality time with Jace Wayland is crueler. 

So Clary leaves the hospital wing and goes down a long hallway, lead by the sound of someone playing a piano. Last time I said that it was Alec (Isabelle’s brother) who played piano, and that it was his only character trait, but nope!! It’s actually my favorite boy Jace, that sack of human refuse! So I guess Alec has no personality, actually. Anyway, they have some “witty” “banter”, and then Alec takes her to the library to talk to the head of the Institute, Hodge Starkweather, and, yeah. I think it’s time to talk about the Harry Potter stuff. 

The Harry Potter Stuff

You know how E.L. James made minor changes to her crappy Twilight fanfic and then published it as 50 Shades of Gray? Well, as near as anyone can figure out, this is basically the same thing that Cassandra Clare did with her Harry Potter fanfic The Draco Trilogy. Just change the names, tweak the backstories ever so slightly, slap on a crappy cover and publish that sucker! It’s technically not plagiarism anymore! This is how you end up with stuff like "The Institute”, a secret school to teach young magic kids to control their powers, or Hodge Starkweather, elderly magic professor, who, one could argue, is a crackpot old fool teaching our protagonists magic tricks. (Gosh, how does Clare come up with this stuff?) 

This obviously isn’t proof of any kind, but when the villain of your story is named “Valentine” and he’s an evil magic user who has been dead for sixteen years (the age of our secretly magic protagonist) and the main characters are afraid to even say his name...yeah, it doesn’t exactly take a genius to figure out where all of this comes from. 

Now all this is frustrating, but it’s also hilarious. I mean, the big bad of the story is called Valentine. VALENTINE. And I actually laughed out loud for several minuted when I first read the name “Hodge Starkweather” to myself. I still get a little chuckle typing this. Oh, and since the word “muggle” would have JK Rowling’s lawyers on her ass faster than light, the word Cassandra Clare uses for non-magic people is...”Mundie”. It’s short for “mundane”. Like...first of all this is objectively hilarious. Second, mundane just means “normal”. If the Shadowhunter society is magical, then aren’t they they mundane ones? I know humans don’t have magic, but we still figured how to like, fly and stuff. That has to count for something. If I saw a dog that taught himself how to read, I wouldn’t like, make fun of him for not also being able to talk. I’d be like “Shit! That’s a pretty impressive fucking dog!” like what the fuck?

Anyway, this is all just a roundabout way to say that obviously this used to be a HP fic that through some twist of fate landed a publishing deal. And you know, it’s not as brain-meltingly bad as 50SoG, so who cares? Cassandra Clare’s just having fun, so who cares if her writing gets published? 

Well...

The Plagiarism

So, yeah, she plagiarized lot. Like a lot. The Draco Trilogy has lines of dialogue taken directly from shows like Red Dwarf, Black Adder, and Buffy the Vampire Slayer, as well as from Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett novels. Quoting shows apparently used to be pretty common in the early days of fanfiction, so there is context to consider here, but it gets worse. Cassandra Clare lifted almost a whole chapter, nearly word for word, from an out-of-print fantasy series called The Hidden Land, by Pamela Dean. On top of that, Clare was sued in 2016 by author Sherrilyn Kenyon, whose Darkhunter series predates Clares Shadowhunters series. (And for the record, Clare’s series was originally titled Darkhunters. Yikes.) You guys can read the full(ish) stories here and here.

I Guess I Have To Keep Talking About The Plot Now

Sigh. So after Hodge Starkweather (A+ naming there) tells them about Valentine, he explains that Shadowhunters are angel-human hybrids? Or something? They’re special, and they fight demons. Also faries, vampires, werewolves, all that stuff exists. We’re stuck with the Shadowhunters, however, because God has punished me for my hubris, and my work is never done. (Oh look, I just plagiarized Brian David Gibert. I’m a real author now, like Cassandra Clare!) The Shadowhunters were started thousands of years ago by a man named, I shit you not, Jonathan Shadowhunter. JONATHAN. FUCKING. SHADOWHUNTER. Why the fuck am I trying to come up with clever names for my characters? I should just name them all “Alex Clarasbook” and call it a fucking day. Fuck.

Anyway after a thrilling conversation with Alec-Who-Has-No-Personality, we find out that he does have a personality! His personality is that he hates humans. Oh, excuse me, “mundies.” Yep, that’s the best way to make a character relatable. Just make ‘em fucking racist. It’s okay though, it’s only magical racism so it evens out. Have I mentioned that this story has no poc?

(Oh also Clary’s mom was a Shadowhunter, but 1. I hate Clary                        and 2. literally a newborn baby could’ve figured that out, so)

Clary and Jace leave the Institute to go back to Clary’s house, and Clary slaps Jace, an act that brings me such joy that only the birth of my firstborn child will ever eclipse it, and even then, it will be it close tie. The moment is quickly over, however, as Clary immediately feels bad about it, because again, she is not a character. She’s a Walmart mannequin created for Jace to make out with. Then she sees two girls looking at Jace, and, in what can only be called the true essence of the book, “Clary turned instant traitor against her gender.” Just as a reminder, Clary sucks.

Anyway they get to her house, kill a giant, talk to a witch, yaddah yaddah yaddah. Basically nothing happens except the inevitable unraveling of my mental processes. I had to stop reading there because I have better things to do with my life besides destroying the few braincells I have left. I’ll post the next part soon, as soon as I can read more than five pages without wanting to fling the book off a seaside cliff into the frothing mist that obscures the swell and crash of the unforgiving waves. Until then, please enjoy some of my favorite bad lines.

Selected Passages (And Commentary)

“Jace chuckled. Clary could tell that he had come up behind her and was standing there with his hands in his pockets, grinning that infuriating grin of his.”                                                                                                             (She knew all that without looking?)

“Attacked. Clary wondered if this was a euphemism for ‘murdered’.”            (Clary you’re literally the dumbest person I’ve ever met.)

“Clary let out a breath she hadn’t realized she’d been holding in.”                  (This may just be me being petty, but I hate this cliche so much.)

“‘You may be the only guy my age I’ve ever met who knows what bergamot is, much less that it’s in Earl Grey tea.”                                                                   (Ah yes, that famous stereotype, that boys don’t know about tea. Oh, you like tea? Name three kinds. I hear sexist gatekeeping is a real problem in the tea community. I am not having a good time.)

“Dorothea chuckled. ‘It’s good to see a young woman eat her fill. In my day, girls were robust, strapping creatures, not twigs like they are nowadays.’ ‘Thanks,’ Clary said. She thought of Isabelle’s tiny waist and felt suddenly gigantic.”                                                                            (Cassandra Clare’s super feminist, guys. You can tell because she’s always pitting her female characters against each other.)

Rating So Far

3/10-Bad. Jonathan Shadowhunter gets an entire 10/10. I’m going to have my name legally changed to Jonathan Shadowhunter.

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101 Funny Quotes — Hilarious Quotes to Make You Laugh – Parade

Whether it’s a play on words, a funny observation about everyday things or old witty sayings, comedy has a way of making us realize we’re all going through the same stuff in this crazy life. These funny quotes about work, love, friends and family will have you saying, “So true!” because, well, they are. Others will have you remembering hilarious, meme-worthy movie and TV moments.

Take a much-needed break from your day to check out the 101 funniest quotes we found in stand-up comedy, books, plays, celebrity Twitter and interviews, as well as movies and TV shows, guaranteed to give you a quick chuckle. 

1. “I’m sick of following my dreams, man. I’m just going to ask where they’re going and hook up with ’em later.” —Mitch Hedberg

2. “Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here. This is the war room.” —President Merkin Muffley (Peter Sellers), Dr. Strangelove

3. “My mother always used to say: The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana.” —Rose (Betty White), The Golden Girls

4. “Halloween is the beginning of the holiday shopping season. That’s for women. The beginning of the holiday shopping season for men is Christmas Eve.” —David Letterman

5. “Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.” —Jack Handey

6. Bob: “Looks like you’ve been missing a lot of work lately.” Peter: “I wouldn’t say I’ve been missing it, Bob.” —Bob (Paul Wilson) and Peter (Ron Livingston), Office Space

7. “Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence in society.” —Mark Twain

8. “Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.” —Will Ferrell

9. “I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” —Rita Rudner

10. “Ned, I would love to stand here and talk with you—but I’m not going to.” —Phil Connors (Bill Murray), Groundhog Day

11. “When your mother asks, ‘Do you want a piece of advice?’ it is a mere formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no. You’re going to get it anyway.” —Erma Bombeck

12. “I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.” —Phyllis Diller

13. “Never follow anyone else’s path. Unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost and you see a path. Then by all means follow that path.” —Ellen DeGeneres

14. “Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ��fall asleep right now.’” —Anonymous

15. “Breaking up is like knocking over a Coke machine. You can’t do it in one push; you got to rock it back and forth a few times, and then it goes over.” —Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld), Seinfeld

16. “I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” —Michael Scott (Steve Carrell), The Office

17. “I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.” —Anonymous

18. “I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.” —Rodney Dangerfield

19. “I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.” —Les Dawson

20. “There’s nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can’t prolong.” —Surgeon (Graham Chapman), Monty Python’s Flying Circus

21. “Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring: ‘How to Build a Boat.’” —Steven Wright

22. Ted Striker: “Surely you can’t be serious.” Dr. Rumack: “I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley” —Ted Striker (Robert Hays) and Dr. Rumack (Leslie Nielsen), Airplane!

23.“There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it.” ―Mindy Kaling, Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me?

24. “You know you’ve reached middle age when you’re cautioned to slow down by your doctor, instead of by the police.” —Joan Rivers

25. “Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing, but it hurts.” —Lt. Frank Drebin (Leslie Nielsen), Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear

26. “My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.” —Bobby Boucher (Adam Sandler), The Waterboy

27. “I never feel more alone than when I’m trying to put sunscreen on my back.” —Jimmy Kimmel

28. “Marriage is like an unfunny, tense version of Everybody Loves Raymond, but it doesn’t last 22 minutes. It lasts forever.” —Pete (Paul Rudd), Knocked Up

29. “Being a mom means never buying the right amount of produce. Either everyone suddenly loves grapes and a week’s worth are eaten in one afternoon, or fruit flies are congregating around my rotting bananas.” —Lessons from the Minivan

30. “I’m not insane. My mother had me tested.” —Sheldon Cooper (Jim Parsons), The Big Bang Theory

31. “There are only three ages for women in Hollywood: babe, district attorney and Driving Miss Daisy.” —Elise (Goldie Hawn), The First Wives Club

32. Usher: “Bride or groom?” Wedding guest: “It should be perfectly obvious I’m neither!” —Four Weddings and a Funeral

33. Stan Fields: “Describe your perfect date.” Cheryl: “That’s a tough one. I’d have to say April 25. Because it’s not too hot and not too cold. All you need is a light jacket.” —Stan Fields (William Shatner) and Cheryl Frasier (Heather Burns), Miss Congeniality

34. “I saw a study that said speaking in front of a crowd is considered the number one fear of the average person. Number two was death. This means to the average person, if you have to be at a funeral, you would rather be in the casket than doing the eulogy.” —Jerry Seinfeld

35. Lucy: “There’s just two things keeping me from dancing in that show.” Fred: “Your feet?” —Lucy (Lucille Ball) and Fred Mertz (William Frawley), I Love Lucy

36. “Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.” —Anonymous

37. Coach: “How’s a beer sound, Norm?” Norm: “I don’t know, I usually finish before they get a word in.” —Coach (Nicholas Colasanto) and Norm (George Wendt), Cheers

38. “If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn’t be more surprised.” —Clark Griswold (Chevy Chase), National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation

39.“There’s nothing simpler than avoiding people you don’t like. Avoiding one’s friends, that’s the real test.” —Dowager Countess Violet Crawley (Maggie Smith), Downton Abbey

40. “If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.” —Ace Ventura (Jim Carrey), Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

41. “The only thing that separates us from the animals is our ability to accessorize.” —Clairee Belcher (Olivia Dukakis), Steel Magnolias

42. “I’m at a place in my life when errands are starting to count as going out.” —Anonymous

43. “A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.” —Graham Norton

44. “I’m not good at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” —Chandler (Matthew Perry), Friends

45. “Here’s all you have to know about men and women: Women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.” —George Carlin

46. “When I’m in social situations, I always hold onto my glass. It makes me feel comfortable and secure and I don’t have to shake hands.” —Larry (Larry David), Curb Your Enthusiasm

47. “As you get older, three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.” —Sir Norman Wisdom

48. “That’s why New York is so great, though. Everyone you care about can despise you and you can still find a bagel so good, nothing else matters. Who needs love when you’ve got lox? They both stink, but only one tastes good.” —Midge Maisel (Rachel Brosnahan), The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel

49. “Here’s some advice: At a job interview, tell them you’re willing to give 110 percent. Unless the job is a statistician.” —Adam Gropman

50. “Does it disturb anyone else that ‘The Los Angeles Angels’ baseball team translates directly to ‘The The Angels Angels’?” —Neil DeGrasse Tyson

51. “I never forget a face—but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.” —Groucho Marx

52. “Here’s something to think about: How come you never see a headline like ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?” —Jay Leno

53. “A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.” —Steve Martin

54. “My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.” —Dave Barry

55. “Never do anything out of hunger. Not even eating.” —Frank Semyon (Vince Vaughn), True Detective

56. “What do you mean, he don’t eat no meat? That’s okay, that’s okay. I make lamb.” —Aunt Voula (Andrea Martin), My Big Fat Greek Wedding

57. “You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.” —George Burns

58. “To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!” —Wanda (Jamie Lee Curtis), A Fish Called Wanda

59. “Instead of the mahi mahi, may I just get the one mahi because I’m not that hungry?” —Shelley Darlingson (Anna Faris), The House Bunny

60. “Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.” —Ellen DeGeneres

61. Francois: “Do you know what kind of a bomb it was?” Clouseau: “The exploding kind.” —Francois (André Maranne) and Inspector Clouseau (Peter Sellers), The Pink Panther Strikes Again

62. “My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.” —Tina Fey, Bossypants

63. “There is one word that describes people that don’t like me: Irrelevant.” —Anonymous

64. “Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?” —Robin Williams

65. “I remember it like it was yesterday. Of course, I don’t really remember yesterday all that well.” —Dory (Ellen DeGeneres), Finding Dory

66. “I don’t have to take this abuse from you; I’ve got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.” —Dr. Peter Venkman (Bill Murray), Ghostbusters

67. Police officer: “Pull over.” Harry: “No, it’s a cardigan. But thanks for noticing.” —Harry Dunne (Jeff Daniels), Dumb and Dumber

68. “I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance: waiting for the bathroom.” —Bob Hope

69. “If we’re going to pay this much for crab, it better sing and dance and introduce us to the Little Mermaid.” —Claire Foster (Tina Fey), Date Night

70. “I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.” —Anonymous

71. “Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well.” —Mark Twain

72. “Woke up today. It was terrible.” —Grumpy Cat

73. “Eggs are fantastic for a fitness diet. If you don’t like the taste, just add cocoa, flour, sugar, butter, baking powder and cook at 350 for 30 minutes.” —Anonymous

74. “I can’t end my messages with Love, Shaq because the B-52s ruined that for me.” —Meme attributed to Shaquille O’Neal

75. “My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look.” —Halley Reed (Mia Farrow), Crimes and Misdemeanors

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76. “Thanksgiving dinners take 18 hours to prepare. They are consumed in 12 minutes. Half-times take 12 minutes. This is not a coincidence.” —Erma Bombeck

77. “Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.” —Mortimer Brewster (Cary Grant), Arsenic and Old Lace

78. Brian: “Look, you’ve got it all wrong. You don’t need to follow me. You don’t need to follow anybody. You’ve got to think for yourselves. You’re all individuals.” Crowd: “Yes, we’re all individuals!” Individual: “I’m not!” —Brian (Graham Chapman) and cast, Monty Python’s Life of Brian

79. “Why can’t you just be happy for me and then go home and talk behind my back later like a normal person?” —Lillian (Maya Rudolph), Bridesmaids

80. “Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.” —Oscar Wilde

81. “What they could do to make it easier is combine the two, real estate and obituaries: Mr. Klein died today leaving a wife, two children, and a spacious three-bedroom apartment with a wood-burning fireplace.” —Harry (Billy Crystal), When Harry Met Sally

82. “The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It’s a good non-specific symptom; I’m a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you that a good phony fever is a dead lock, but you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor’s office. That’s worse than school. You fake a stomach cramp, and when you’re bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. It’s a little childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.” —Ferris Bueller (Matthew Broderick), Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

83. “I like my money where I can see it: hanging in my closet.” —Carrie (Sarah Jessica Parker), Sex and the City

84: Cal: “You are really pushing my buttons today.” Becky: “Which one is ‘mute’?” —Waitress, the Musical

85. “The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your credit card from your purse.” —Anonymous

86. “People say, ‘But Betty, Facebook is a great way to connect with old friends.’ Well, at my age, if I want to connect with old friends I need a Ouija board.” —Betty White

87. “My therapist says I’m afraid of success. I guess I could understand that, because after all, fulfilling my potential would really cut into my sitting-around time.” —Maria Bamford

88. “From the ages of eight to 18, me and my family moved around a lot. Mostly we would just stretch, but occasionally one of us would actually get up to go to the fridge.” —Jarod Kintz

89. “Money cannot buy health, but I’d settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.” —Dorothy Parker

90. “The whole purpose of places like Starbucks is for people with no decision-making ability whatsoever to make six decisions just to buy one cup of coffee. Short, tall, light, dark, caf, decaf, low-fat, non-fat. So people who don’t know what they’re doing, or who on earth they are can, for only $2.95, get not just a cup of coffee but an absolutely defining sense of self.” —Joe Fox (Tom Hanks), You’ve Got Mail

91. “Good parenting means investing in your child’s future, which is why I am saving to buy mine a hoverboard someday.” —Lin-Manuel Miranda

92. “I love airports because the rules of society don’t apply. Eat a pizza and have a glass of wine at 7 am while in track pants. Nobody cares.” —Anonymous

93. “Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.” —Groucho Marx

94. “I’m one stomach flu away from my goal weight.” —Emily Charlton (Emily Blunt), The Devil Wears Prada

95. “My perfect beautiful miracle baby? Never slept. Ever. Never. Twelve years later the memories of those nights, of that sleep deprivation, still make me rock back and forth a little bit. You want to torture someone? Hand them an adorable baby they love who doesn’t sleep.” —Shonda Rimes

96. “I’d like to have a kid, but I’m not sure I’m ready to spend 10 years of my life constantly asking someone where his shoes are.” —Damien Fahey

97. “Why yes, I can carry on a conversation made up entirely of movie quotes.” —Anonymous

98. “I’m sure wherever my Dad is, he’s looking down on us. He’s not dead, just very condescending.” —Jack Whitehall

99. “I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.” —Noel Coward

100. “Trying is the first step toward failure.” —Homer Simpson, The Simpsons

101. “I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.” —Zach Galifianakis

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Hi, my name is Coll! I’m a 29 year old lady with a full time standard 9-5 job. That said, I have some free time on my hands. I’d really love some new RPs.  =D I’m very friendly and willing to plot. I mostly roleplay video games and original plots. A few things about me: - I am looking for people who play in the 

third person and post multiple paragraphs in their responses.

 (Please give me at least 3 paragraphs and I’ll be happy with that. Anything less and I get put out and most likely will not respond back to you out of disappointment ^^; Sorry.) I will also match my partner’s response length.

Also, please have a decent grasp of grammar and spelling. I won’t respond if you message me in all chatspeak. When you message me, also, please have an idea of what you want to do. “Hi, wanna RP?” is kind of unacceptable. Of course I want to roleplay–that’s why I put the add up.

- My hard limits are rape, vore, mpreg (good god no mpreg never ever mpreg), pedophilia, and a few others in between, but those are the big ones. If you ask for any of these four things, I will delete your post immediately. I don’t mind rape being mentioned in a backstory, but I won’t play it out. I’m not too keen on large age gaps unless we’re playing a supernatural creature with a human. They need to look about the same age. -

 I don’t really care for unhealthy ships

. I don’t like cheating or abuse in relationships–that sort of stuff. I’m not about that life. - I

 am a slash (both mxm and fxf) roleplayer. I will not tolerate seme/uke paradigms. You will play a switch or there will be no smut. There are only certain canon ships I’ll do mxf for. (like Lightning/adult!Hope or Tidus/Yuna for example.) I won’t do mxf for originals.

- I will only accept roleplayers who are

 21+

. If I find out you’re under my age limit, I’m going to delete you immediately. - All kinks are based off of character preference, not my own. I’m also not really a kinky person. Sorry about that. - I like canonxoc for certain canons. If I play a canon for you, I expect you to play one for me. Compromise! Some ships I will not do canonxoc for. - I know this sounds like me being a hard ass, but I really like becoming friends with my partners and exchanging headcanons and songs!

- I roleplay through email only. No exceptions.

- I try to post every day. I really do. Sometimes, I’m just too tired to do so. ^^;;; Be patient with me. Weekends get hectic because I’m in a couple DnD campaigns. - Once the roleplay gets off the ground, I have skype. You can ask for it–but only after intros are exchanged. Every time I’ve given someone my skype before we started, the roleplay never got off the ground. - If for some reason I stop responding, I legitimately forgot. Just poke me. There are times when I’m at work and look at an email and forget to respond to it later because i thought I did. Well, if I haven’t scared you off, you can check out the rest! Contact:

xdeathtarot@gmail.com

Current cravings: Peronsa 5, Final Fantasy XV, Fire Emblem Fates, and the Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild. That doesn’t mean I won’t do others!

Puella Magi Madoka Magica

. I can play Kyoko, Homura, and Mami. I can also do originals in the PMMM setting, gender bends, or Puer Magi. (Magical Boys.) Seriously, my kingdom for a PMMM roleplay. I’m also not opposed to mixing canons and originals!

Original

. Hit me up. 

I am open to most things. If you want a something with a lot of smut, just let me know up front

.

I especially am big on gothic/fantasy/horror settings with magic, darkness, twisted fairy tales as inspiration, Alice in Wonderland kind of settings, surreal or Silent Hill/Fatal Frame esque thing. Definitely willing to look into maybe some mystery/eldritch horror thing

. I’m pretty flexible. Other stuff I’m into includes: steampunk, horror, creepypasta, victorian era, medieval/fantasy, modern/fantasy. I’ll give anything a shot and I’m sure I have a character for it or at the very least, can make one. It must have fantasy, by the way. I’m also a big fan of supernatural beingxhuman, or two different races mingling with each others. The only thing I’ll outright say no to is slice of life unless it’s monsters/supernatural creatures trying to live among humans. I’ll only accept mxm and fxf for original lines. Please note, I DO NOT play vampires or werewolves. I don’t mind roleplaying with them, but I personally do not like playing them. If you want to do a plot that is vampire or werewolf based, you have to play those species.

I’ll also take random intros for original! Just tell me the genre you’re sending me in the title or if you want platonic, mxm, or fxf! Please, if you send me a random intro, keep it to the genres listed or similar interests to this ad. I can’t guarantee I’ll be into the roleplay if you pick something I don’t advertise.

Fire Emblem Awakening.

 I’ll die of happiness if you’d like to do m!tacticianxChrom. I’m looking for a Chrom. I can also play m!Morgan, Lucina, and a couple others. Let’s chat about it. I have a couple AU ideas, considering, well, you know how Fire Emblem is. There’s a war, let’s go fight the war!

Fire Emblem Fates. This, here, is what I’m craving the most.

 I’ve played all three paths, but prefer Conquest and Revelation. I want to play Corrin. (Male.) and am open to ships. (As long as they’re mxm and fxf.) I’m mostly looking for a Xander (!!! Boy, I want Xander the most. Xander/Corrin happens to be my otp.), Leo (!!), Takumi (!), or Silas. I also ship Selena and Camilla. (I play Selena.) I like AUs and doubling, so I’m sure we can figure something out. I am also leokumi trash and can play either… though I’d rather do Corrin/Leo and Corrin/Takumi. I also like Sakura/Elise! (Slight preference toward Sakura.) I much prefer AUs and am willing to hash something out with you. No OCs for this. Sorry.

Persona

. I would LOVE LOVE LOVE to do a Persona or Persona based roleplay!. My favorite pairing for Persona is Yu/Souji/ProtagonistxYosuke. I play Yosuke. I am seriously craving another Yu/Yosuke roleplay like woah. We can discuss this. I also REALLY like the idea of the P3 Female Protagonist/MinakoxMitsuru. I’d be playing the female protagonist. We can also do a whole new Persona group, too.

Addendum

: Just finished Persona 5, am interested in playing Akira–or maybe we could do our own team of Phantom Thieves? Really dig the concept. I do like Akira/Yusuke and Ann/Makoto–will play Akira and Makoto. I am also interested in an Akechi redemption line, but I won’t pair him with Akira. Others I can play are Futaba and Haru. I’d also like to do something with

 Black Butler

. I’d like to play a male oc against Ciel If you play Ciel for me, I’ll play Elizabeth for you in a fxf line or I will also consider playing Sebastian for your oc, but I’m VERY picky on this because Sebastian is a vainglorious bastard who needs entertainment. So! Try me, just don’t say I didn’t warn you if I tell you no. I also have a demon, if you want to play a contractor in an all original variation. (Note: my demon will not be your character’s butler. He laughs at the very idea. He can change his gender, so he can be a she.) 

*Please note, that sebciel is a GIANT NOTP of mine, so don’t even ask for it.

Tales of.

 The first thing I’m looking for is a Sorey to my Mikleo. My kingdom for these two babies who are too pure for this world. The second thing I’m looking for a Richard to my Asbel and kinda have some vague ideas for this! I also roleplay Tales of cross overs and have a vague idea for that, too. I would also love a Gaius for my Wingul. Can discuss other Tales pairings, will be fine with ocs if you’ll afford me the same. I’ve played all of the Tales of games released in the US EXCEPT for Eternia and Vesperia. That doesn’t mean you can’t play these characters! I’m totally down for Asch/OC and will try and accommodate you as well. I also recently bought Tales of Berseria. I’m only about 40ish hours into it, so no spoilers!

The World Ends With You

. I play Josh. Mostly looking for a Neku or whomever you want to throw at me. I’d prefer AUs (kind of have a basic idea for one) or post-game. Please, for the love of all things holy, do not play Neku as a weak willed little thing who won’t tell Josh to go eff himself if he doesn’t like what Josh is doing. We can also do a whole new Game with all ocs.

The Legend of Zelda. 

I’m looking for a Link and am looking to do a brand new Zelda roleplay where we split the cast and have fun times~! I have a male oc. There doesn’t need to be romance, but I would like there to be. I can play Ravio, Zelda, humanized Sidon, Revali (maybe), or Midna for one of your ocs, if you’d like. With Breath of the Wild out, I’d be happy to do something similar to that, too.

Devil Survivor 2

. I want to play the main character (Hibiki/Hiro/MC) against a Yamato LIKE BURNING Also, Shin Megami Tensei IV, I’d love a Flynn/Walter chaos route roleplay where I play Flynn.

Kingdom Hearts

. I kind of want to do an all-original setting with new Keyblade wielders, new villains and everything. We’d each play a keyblade wielder or something and fill out the cast. If you’re not up for that, I do love SoraxRiku–I’ll be playing Sora. (I love this ship with my whole heart.)

Final Fantasy

. I’m cool with most things here. Some characters I play are Lightning (my favorite), Cecil Harvey, Yuna, Cloud Strife, Kadaj, Vanille, Terra Branford, Garnet til Alexandros/Dagger, Bartz, Faris, Noel Kreiss, Ramza (Tactics), and some others here and there. Some of the ships I play are Lightning/adult!Hope (I play Lightning and have some au ideas for this), Zack/Cloud (I play Cloud), Tidus/Yuna (I play Yuna), Fang/Vanille (I play Vanille. I’ll also play Fang/Lightning), Zidane/Garnet, Cecil/Kain (Cecil) etc. There are others. I’ve played almost every Final Fantasy except the online ones, so just ask. There are a few canons I play that I’ll pair with ocs, like Noel Kreiss for example. This is probably the only place you’ll catch me for mxf. I would really love a Ramza for one of my ocs as well? Like I said, I’ll play certain canons for you, too! … or maybe just something with Final Fantasy Tactics in general.

Addendum

: I just finished 

FFXV

 and would love to try out being Noctis–looking for Gladio, Ignis, or Prompto–or a mix of all four. We can discuss but my favorite ship is

IgNoct. Will be happy to do Promptis or GladNoct, too.

Bravely Default/Bravely Second.

 Ringabel/Edea, otp for life. I’d like to play Edea. Also willing to consider Tiz/Agnes (Tiz.) or Yew/Magnolia. (Magnolia.) Prefer an AU for this. I won’t do this genre without Ringabel/Edea, though, keep that in mind.

Parasite Eve.

Does anyone even know what this is? We can discuss–ocs, canons, I’m sure we can figure something out.

Pokemon

. I have a male Elite Four trainer I’d like to use against any character. I have a couple other trainers here and there. Why not, bring it on. If you want romance, it has to be m/m for this. I don’t mind gijinkas or whatever they’re called. I also beat Sun/Moon! So we can do some Alola stuff! Maybe a plot with the Ultra Beasts? Neaaaat.

Ace Attorney.

Okay, okay. I only do canon/oc for this one, fam. I’ve also only played the first three games and Ace Attorney Investigations. I’m looking for a Miles Edgeworth to my male oc and for you, I can play Franziska von Karma for fxf. Might be talked into playing Phoenix Wright for you, depending on your oc. 

ATLA

. I have a male earth bending oc (with a spirit pal who follows him) that I’ll do mxm with. I’m really up for anything here, except LoK verse since he doesn’t seem to fit in there so well. Canons? OCs? Sure, whatever. I’ll leave it open. You wanna test a new OC or practice a canon against him? Cool. There are also a few fandoms that I play, but only with an oc cast such as:

 Dead Space, Gravity Rush, Fatal Frame, Etrian Odyssey, and Silent Hill. Note: for Silent Hill, I will NOT be playing romance.

As for

Silent Hill

… I’m up for putting canons in a Silent Hill verse as well as using originals. The same goes for

The Last of Us

. Canons in a TLOU universe could be fun. Same with ocs. I’m a little out of touch with this, though. It’s been a while. Maybe something based on 

Transistor

? Or 

YoKai Watch

? 

Yomawari Night Alone

? Hey, maybe some creepy Japanese horror with a haunted town in the vein of Yomawari? Suggest! If it’s along the lines of what’s mentioned above, then by all means. Other fandoms are: 

Okami 

(Human form!Amaterasu), a 999/Zero Escape based roleplay, 

Demon Gaze, Dragon’s Crown, Animal Crossing

 (humanized villagers), and more. Seriously, just ask. Ask away. I know some older animes but video games? I most likely know it, especially if it’s an RPG. I’m also a fan of AUs. Again, if any of this interests you, mail me at

xdeathtarot@gmail.com

.

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Hi, my name is Coll! I’m a 29 year old lady with a full time standard 9-5 job. That said, I have some free time on my hands. I’d really love some new RPs.  =D I’m very friendly and willing to plot. I mostly roleplay video games and original plots.

A few things about me:

- I am looking for people who play in the third person and post multiple paragraphs in their responses. (Please give me at least 3 paragraphs and I’ll be happy with that. Anything less and I get put out and most likely will not respond back to you out of disappointment ^^; Sorry.) I will also match my partner’s response length. Also, please have a decent grasp of grammar and spelling. I won’t respond if you message me in all chatspeak. When you message me, also, please have an idea of what you want to do. “Hi, wanna RP?” is kind of unacceptable. Of course I want to roleplay–that’s why I put the add up.

- My hard limits are rape, vore, mpreg (good god no mpreg never ever mpreg), pedophilia, and a few others in between, but those are the big ones. If you ask for any of these four things, I will delete your post immediately. I don’t mind rape being mentioned in a backstory, but I won’t play it out. I’m not too keen on large age gaps unless we’re playing a supernatural creature with a human. They need to look about the same age.

- I don’t really care for unhealthy ships. I don’t like cheating or abuse in relationships–that sort of stuff. I’m not about that life. - I am a slash (both mxm and fxf) roleplayer. I will not tolerate seme/uke paradigms. You will play a switch or there will be no smut. There are only certain canon ships I’ll do mxf for. (like Lightning/adult!Hope or Tidus/Yuna for example.) I won’t do mxf for originals.

- I will only accept roleplayers who are 21+. If I find out you’re under my age limit, I’m going to delete you immediately.

- All kinks are based off of character preference, not my own. I’m also not really a kinky person. Sorry about that.

- I like canonxoc for certain canons. If I play a canon for you, I expect you to play one for me. Compromise! Some ships I will not do canonxoc for.

- I know this sounds like me being a hard ass, but I really like becoming friends with my partners and exchanging headcanons and songs!

- I roleplay through email only. No exceptions.

- I try to post every day. I really do. Sometimes, I’m just too tired to do so. ^^;;; Be patient with me. Weekends get hectic because I’m in a couple DnD campaigns.

- Once the roleplay gets off the ground, I have skype. You can ask for it–but only after intros are exchanged. Every time I’ve given someone my skype before we started, the roleplay never got off the ground.

- If for some reason I stop responding, I legitimately forgot. Just poke me. There are times when I’m at work and look at an email and forget to respond to it later because i thought I did.

Well, if I haven’t scared you off, you can check out the rest!

Contact: xdeathtarot@gmail.com

Current cravings: Peronsa 5, Final Fantasy XV, Fire Emblem Fates, and the Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild. That doesn’t mean I won’t do others!

Puella Magi Madoka Magica. I can play Kyoko, Homura, and Mami. I can also do originals in the PMMM setting, gender bends, or Puer Magi. (Magical Boys.) Seriously, my kingdom for a PMMM roleplay. I’m also not opposed to mixing canons and originals!

Original. Hit me up. I am open to most things. If you want a something with a lot of smut, just let me know up front. I especially am big on gothic/fantasy/horror settings with magic, darkness, twisted fairy tales as inspiration, Alice in Wonderland kind of settings, surreal or Silent Hill/Fatal Frame esque thing. Definitely willing to look into maybe some mystery/eldritch horror thing. I’m pretty flexible. Other stuff I’m into includes: steampunk, horror, creepypasta, victorian era, medieval/fantasy, modern/fantasy. I’ll give anything a shot and I’m sure I have a character for it or at the very least, can make one. It must have fantasy, by the way. I’m also a big fan of supernatural beingxhuman, or two different races mingling with each others. The only thing I’ll outright say no to is slice of life unless it’s monsters/supernatural creatures trying to live among humans. I’ll only accept mxm and fxf for original lines. Please note, I DO NOT play vampires or werewolves. I don’t mind roleplaying with them, but I personally do not like playing them. If you want to do a plot that is vampire or werewolf based, you have to play those species. I’ll also take random intros for original! Just tell me the genre you’re sending me in the title or if you want platonic, mxm, or fxf! Please, if you send me a random intro, keep it to the genres listed or similar interests to this ad. I can’t guarantee I’ll be into the roleplay if you pick something I don’t advertise.

Fire Emblem Awakening. I’ll die of happiness if you’d like to do m!tacticianxChrom. I’m looking for a Chrom. I can also play m!Morgan, Lucina, and a couple others. Let’s chat about it. I have a couple AU ideas, considering, well, you know how Fire Emblem is. There’s a war, let’s go fight the war!

Fire Emblem Fates. This, here, is what I’m craving the most. I’ve played all three paths, but prefer Conquest and Revelation. I want to play Corrin. (Male.) and am open to ships. (As long as they’re mxm and fxf.) I’m mostly looking for a Xander (!!! Boy, I want Xander the most. Xander/Corrin happens to be my otp.), Leo (!!), Takumi (!), or Silas. I also ship Selena and Camilla. (I play Selena.) I like AUs and doubling, so I’m sure we can figure something out. I am also leokumi trash and can play either… though I’d rather do Corrin/Leo and Corrin/Takumi. I also like Sakura/Elise! (Slight preference toward Sakura.) I much prefer AUs and am willing to hash something out with you. No OCs for this. Sorry.

Persona. I would LOVE LOVE LOVE to do a Persona or Persona based roleplay!. My favorite pairing for Persona is Yu/Souji/ProtagonistxYosuke. I play Yosuke. I am seriously craving another Yu/Yosuke roleplay like woah. We can discuss this. I also REALLY like the idea of the P3 Female Protagonist/MinakoxMitsuru. I’d be playing the female protagonist. We can also do a whole new Persona group, too.

Addendum: Just finished Persona 5, am interested in playing Akira–or maybe we could do our own team of Phantom Thieves? Really dig the concept. I do like Akira/Yusuke and Ann/Makoto–will play Akira and Makoto. I am also interested in an Akechi redemption line, but I won’t pair him with Akira. Others I can play are Futaba and Haru.

I’d also like to do something with Black Butler. I’d like to play a male oc against Ciel If you play Ciel for me, I’ll play Elizabeth for you in a fxf line or I will also consider playing Sebastian for your oc, but I’m VERY picky on this because Sebastian is a vainglorious bastard who needs entertainment. So! Try me, just don’t say I didn’t warn you if I tell you no. I also have a demon, if you want to play a contractor in an all original variation. (Note: my demon will not be your character’s butler. He laughs at the very idea. He can change his gender, so he can be a she.) *Please note, that sebciel is a GIANT NOTP of mine, so don’t even ask for it.

Tales of. The first thing I’m looking for is a Sorey to my Mikleo. My kingdom for these two babies who are too pure for this world. The second thing I’m looking for a Richard to my Asbel and kinda have some vague ideas for this! I also roleplay Tales of cross overs and have a vague idea for that, too. I would also love a Gaius for my Wingul. Can discuss other Tales pairings, will be fine with ocs if you’ll afford me the same. I’ve played all of the Tales of games released in the US EXCEPT for Eternia and Vesperia. That doesn’t mean you can’t play these characters! I’m totally down for Asch/OC and will try and accommodate you as well. I also recently bought Tales of Berseria. I’m only about 40ish hours into it, so no spoilers!

The World Ends With You. I play Josh. Mostly looking for a Neku or whomever you want to throw at me. I’d prefer AUs (kind of have a basic idea for one) or post-game. Please, for the love of all things holy, do not play Neku as a weak willed little thing who won’t tell Josh to go eff himself if he doesn’t like what Josh is doing. We can also do a whole new Game with all ocs.

The Legend of Zelda. I’m looking for a Link and am looking to do a brand new Zelda roleplay where we split the cast and have fun times~! I have a male oc. There doesn’t need to be romance, but I would like there to be. I can play Ravio, Zelda, humanized Sidon, Revali (maybe), or Midna for one of your ocs, if you’d like. With Breath of the Wild out, I’d be happy to do something similar to that, too.

Devil Survivor 2. I want to play the main character (Hibiki/Hiro/MC) against a Yamato LIKE BURNING Also, Shin Megami Tensei IV, I’d love a Flynn/Walter chaos route roleplay where I play Flynn.

Kingdom Hearts. I kind of want to do an all-original setting with new Keyblade wielders, new villains and everything. We’d each play a keyblade wielder or something and fill out the cast. If you’re not up for that, I do love SoraxRiku–I’ll be playing Sora. (I love this ship with my whole heart.)

Final Fantasy. I’m cool with most things here. Some characters I play are Lightning (my favorite), Cecil Harvey, Yuna, Cloud Strife, Kadaj, Vanille, Terra Branford, Garnet til Alexandros/Dagger, Bartz, Faris, Noel Kreiss, Ramza (Tactics), and some others here and there. Some of the ships I play are Lightning/adult!Hope (I play Lightning and have some au ideas for this), Zack/Cloud (I play Cloud), Tidus/Yuna (I play Yuna), Fang/Vanille (I play Vanille. I’ll also play Fang/Lightning), Zidane/Garnet, Cecil/Kain (Cecil) etc. There are others. I’ve played almost every Final Fantasy except the online ones, so just ask. There are a few canons I play that I’ll pair with ocs, like Noel Kreiss for example. This is probably the only place you’ll catch me for mxf. I would really love a Ramza for one of my ocs as well? Like I said, I’ll play certain canons for you, too! … or maybe just something with Final Fantasy Tactics in general.

Addendum: I just finished FFXV and would love to try out being Noctis–looking for Gladio, Ignis, or Prompto–or a mix of all four. We can discuss but my favorite ship is IgNoct. Will be happy to do Promptis or GladNoct, too.

Bravely Default/Bravely Second. Ringabel/Edea, otp for life. I’d like to play Edea. Also willing to consider Tiz/Agnes (Tiz.) or Yew/Magnolia. (Magnolia.) Prefer an AU for this. I won’t do this genre without Ringabel/Edea, though, keep that in mind.

Parasite Eve. Does anyone even know what this is? We can discuss–ocs, canons, I’m sure we can figure something out.

  Pokemon. I have a male Elite Four trainer I’d like to use against any character. I have a couple other trainers here and there. Why not, bring it on. If you want romance, it has to be m/m for this. I don’t mind gijinkas or whatever they’re called. I also beat Sun/Moon! So we can do some Alola stuff! Maybe a plot with the Ultra Beasts? Neaaaat.

Ace Attorney. Okay, okay. I only do canon/oc for this one, fam. I’ve also only played the first three games and Ace Attorney Investigations. I’m looking for a Miles Edgeworth to my male oc and for you, I can play Franziska von Karma for fxf. Might be talked into playing Phoenix Wright for you, depending on your oc. 

ATLA. I have a male earth bending oc (with a spirit pal who follows him) that I’ll do mxm with. I’m really up for anything here, except LoK verse since he doesn’t seem to fit in there so well. Canons? OCs? Sure, whatever. I’ll leave it open. You wanna test a new OC or practice a canon against him? Cool.

There are also a few fandoms that I play, but only with an oc cast such as: Dead Space, Gravity Rush, Fatal Frame, Etrian Odyssey, and Silent Hill. Note: for Silent Hill, I will NOT be playing romance.

As for Silent Hill… I’m up for putting canons in a Silent Hill verse as well as using originals.

The same goes for The Last of Us. Canons in a TLOU universe could be fun. Same with ocs. I’m a little out of touch with this, though. It’s been a while.

Maybe something based on Transistor? Or YoKai Watch? Yomawari Night Alone? Hey, maybe some creepy Japanese horror with a haunted town in the vein of Yomawari?

Suggest! If it’s along the lines of what’s mentioned above, then by all means. Other fandoms are: Okami (Human form!Amaterasu), a 999/Zero Escape based roleplay, Demon Gaze, Dragon’s Crown, Animal Crossing (humanized villagers), and more. Seriously, just ask. Ask away. I know some older animes but video games? I most likely know it, especially if it’s an RPG. I’m also a fan of AUs.

Again, if any of this interests you, mail me at xdeathtarot@gmail.com.

[ask-captain-faris-archived]

Roster of Faris’ crew (part 2)

Cook: Does exactly what the name implies. Cooks all of the crew’s meals, and is arguably just as important as the Navigator. Makes sure nobody dies of hunger or especially scurvy. 1 and a half shares

head chef: John “Jacky” Sarrato. Age: 41.

Been around since before Faris was even born. Originally one of her harshest critics, but after the incident that resulted in meeting Syldra, he’d gained a lot of respect for the then-newly-promoted navigator who would later become his Captain. Does miss the days of Faris’ predecessor, but understands the reason why he left. 

Chef’s assistant: Michael “Micky” Smith. Age: 24 (one share)

Helps Jacky around the kitchen and is being trained to eventually succeed his master. He’s the one towards the back that seems to have a crush on the Captain (even before the reveal of her heritage), which he knows is unrequited, meaning he never pursues those feeling, and instead just wants her to be happy with whomever she chooses. Has potential as an alchemist. Stake: One and a quarter shares

Gunner: Their special skill would be in aiming, but they would oversee the four to six men required to take the gun through the steps of loading, aiming, firing, resetting, and swabbing for the next load. He would also work to ensure the gun crew’s safety in avoiding dangerous overheating or excessive recoiling of the weapon. A master gunner would help to coordinate the timing and accuracy of the individual crews, especially when a broadside was ordered. Stake: one and a quarter shares

Port Gunner: Lawrence “Larry” Potter. Age: 28.

Quiet and keeps to himself out of battle, and is usually the last one out of (or into) a pub. Not much known about him just yet other than being Jimmy’s brother.

Starboard Gunner: Jason “Jimmy” Potter. Age: 26.

The more talkative of the two gunners, and known to have quite the potty mouth as well (except when children are present for some reason, likely personal standards). Mostly nonchalant out of battle, but takes on a much more serious personality when fighting.

Powder monkeys: refers to the gunner’s teams, usually of Four to six. Barely a step up from Swabbie and has some of the most dangerous work. per the insistence of Faris’ predecessor, they’ve been getting better treatment than most of their station. Stake: one share each

Port: 

Nicholas “Nick” Hansen. Age 17. 

Has potential as a Time Mage due to his already quick movement and was the first to understand Faris’ explanation of how magic works and her hypothesis on the nature of inter-dimensional travel.

“Red”. Age: 19.

the “Seasick” pirate shown in the medical “Ward”. Faris is trying to help him find a cure for his problem. Won’t give his real name, something Faris can get behind.

Frederick Kashka. Age: 14.

A little older than when Faris was when she officially joined her crew. Has potential as a Red Mage.

Joseph “Joey” Johansen. Age: 17.

Is currently being trained to eventually succeed Larry should the need arise. Obviously, he has potential for the Canoneer (advance) Job class.

Starboard:

Thateus “Curly” Gates. Age: 15.

Oddly enough, his hair isn’t curly, or even wavy for that matter. But he’s the most honest out of the crew.

Moe DeLeere. Age: 18.

shares Joey’s potential as a Canoneer, and is being trained to eventually succeed Jimmy should the need arise.

Saul. Age: 16

A former pickpocket that only goes by his given name, and refuses to give his surname. Has potential as a thief (obviously)

Mike Azat. Age: 13.

shares several of the Captain’s hobbies, including chess and reading. Is particularly gifted as a beastmaster and a blue mage. He is also the youngest of Faris’ crew, being only a year older than Faris was when she first joined.

Carpenter and Cooper: The Carpenter’s job is to maintain the ship itself, keep everything in good working order, etc while a Cooper makes and maintains the barrels used to store things in. Currently, in Faris’ crew, they are the same person.

Nero van Serat. Age: 41.

 Many consider him to be surprisingly good at what he does, and has a lot of time on his hands as a result. Faris usually finds something for him to do, however. Also plays the role of DM for their (in-universe version of) D&D campaigns or, due to Faris’ uncanny throwing abilities and resulting self-imposed ban, rolls her dice when not DM’ing.

[kerahlekung]

Bukan hanya Melayu yang lupa, Mahathir lupa juga...

Bukan hanya Melayu yang lupa, Mahathir lupa juga....

Tunggu PRU15 baru lantik Anwar jadi PM boleh bunuh PH

Syed Husin Ali kata dia tidak percaya kepada Dr Mahathir nak serahkan jawatan PM kepada Anwar seprrti dikondensuskan. Katanya Dr Mahathir buat keputusan lain daripada yang dibincangkan. "Dia tidak boleh dipercayai, dia akan buat lain dari keputusan dibincang nanti dia bagi alasan dia lupa," kata Syed Husin yang menyifatkan kalau Mahathir lewat serahkan jawatan kepada PM kepada Anwat ia seperti mahu bunuh PH.

Dr M kata kekal PM 3 tahun atau 3 tahun lagi?

Oh begitukah. Kalau begitu Dr Mahathir tidak ada beza dengan Hadi Awang tidak patuh kepada janji dan kedang² dia langgar apa yang dikatakannya. Kalau begitu ini jenis bubuh bulu ayam dalam telinga kemudian gotel² lah ni...kerana kegelian lupa apa yang dikatakan. - mso

Prime Minister Addresses General Debate, 74th Session

Make no mistake, it was ‘two years’...

It’s good to hear from Syed Husin Ali again. The PKR stalwart has been relatively quiet in the political arena since he completed his term as senator some years ago.

This is a man who knows his place. When Syed Husin retired from active politics, he certainly knows what retirement means. He refrained from indulging in politics and commenting unnecessarily on affairs of the nation.

There must be good reasons why the former Universiti Malaya professor came out with his guns blazing, so to speak, and questioned Dr Mahathir Mohamad’s "about-turn" on the handover date of the premiership to Anwar Ibrahim.

Syed Husin spoke for many, me certainly. It would be wrong to assume or allege that those of us who questioned the prime minister’s tenure are campaigning for Anwar.

That couldn’t be further from the truth. Many of us who are not in politics or retired from the political arena campaign for nobody. Neither is there any personal agenda in stressing that Mahathir must step down after two years as prime minister.

I have said this and let me repeat. Whether it’s Mahathir or Anwar or anybody else, I don’t think any prime minister is going to change my life drastically or that of many of my fellow Malaysians.

We don’t have any personal interest in this. What we do know and had often stressed is that a promise has to be kept and that an agreement, though not cast in stone, must be fulfilled.

Let us be gentleman about this, for want of a better term. Of all people, our 94-year-old premier, known as the grand old gentleman, certainly has to be and act like one.

Make no mistake, it was two years for Mahathir to be the interim prime minister. All of us heard it loud and clear before GE14.

If not, how did the two-year period come about? Wasn’t that discussed by Pakatan Harapan leaders first and then disseminated to the public?

Unfortunately, there are certain characters in Pakatan Harapan who heard it but are now pretending there was no definite time frame agreed upon.

Who are these characters? People who have personal interests to see that Mahathir stay on forever and that Anwar never be prime minister.

And these same characters and their acolytes are probably the ones who would engage cybertroopers to smear others who are adamant that Mahathir must keep his promise.

Thankfully, those of us outside of politics with no agenda, would normally take a step back whenever we have to face such attacks. We are wise enough to know there is no point in going to war in the social media with powerful politicians. Let the people be the judge.

Syed Husin’s take on the matter is timely indeed. I believe I know Syed Husin’s character well enough to vouch for his credibility and integrity.

Like many of us, Syed Husin (photo below) has no personal agenda. I don’t think he has anything against Mahathir or is that buddy-buddy with Anwar. He is not with one side to fight another, although he is still playing an advisory role in PKR.

Syed Husin was just talking straight when he said that Mahathir has a tendency to agree with collective decisions, only to change his mind later. Many can readily agree with the eminent professor on this.

This came about when Mahathir was quoted as saying in New York last Thursday that "I may have at the most three years perhaps".

The prime minister’s statement was not very reassuring as it came just days after Anwar had told Bloomberg that he expects to take over as prime minister in May next year.

There is a public perception that Mahathir and Anwar must have already agreed on a handover date for the latter to come out with the May 2020 deadline.

Now, Malaysians are back to second guessing on what is actually the score between Mahathir and his successor.

This is unhealthy politics and not an assurance of political stability. Why are we stuck in such a peculiar quagmire today? Who can we blame except our grand old man?

When someone blogged that it could be 2020, 2030 or 2050, I don’t think it’s funny at all.

It’s worse when certain PKR leaders, aligned with the anti-Anwar camp, shouted “Long live Mahathir”, declaring in the same breath that Mahathir should serve a full five-year term.

Lest anyone forgets, in GE 14, Malaysians voted for Mahathir to be the interim prime minister for two years and for Anwar to take over after that. No one should pretend they were not aware of this.

This is the people’s mandate and it is incumbent on Mahathir and Harapan to ensure that they abide by the wishes of the people.

It’s two years, dear Dr Mahathir, it’s clearly two years. All of us heard it. May 2020 means in eight months, not "at the most three years perhaps". - Francis Paul Siah

KES BUNUH PELAJAR TAHFIZ KOK LANAS 2014 LAGI.  SEMUA PIMPINAN PAS BUAT PEKAK BISU. KENAPA? Apabila berlaku kes Wan Ahmad Faris, dengan mudah YIK dan Kerajaan Kelantan  menerima laporan bedah siasat kononnya Wan Ahmad Faris mati membunuh diri.

cheers.

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[desperatelyseekingroleplay]

fandoms and originals

Hi, my name is Coll! I’m a 29 year old lady with a full time standard 9-5 job. That said, I have some free time on my hands. I’d really love some new RPs.  =D I’m very friendly and willing to plot. I mostly roleplay video games and original plots. A few things about me: - I am looking for people who play in the 

third person and post multiple paragraphs in their responses.

 (Please give me at least 3 paragraphs and I’ll be happy with that. Anything less and I get put out and most likely will not respond back to you out of disappointment ^^; Sorry.) I will also match my partner’s response length. 

Also, please have a decent grasp of grammar and spelling. I won’t respond if you message me in all chatspeak. When you message me, also, please have an idea of what you want to do. “Hi, wanna RP?” is kind of unacceptable. Of course I want to roleplay–that’s why I put the add up.

- My hard limits are rape, vore, mpreg (good god no mpreg never ever mpreg), pedophilia, and a few others in between, but those are the big ones. If you ask for any of these four things, I will delete your post immediately. I don’t mind rape being mentioned in a backstory, but I won’t play it out. I’m not too keen on large age gaps unless we’re playing a supernatural creature with a human. They need to look about the same age. -

 I don’t really care for unhealthy ships

. I don’t like cheating or abuse in relationships–that sort of stuff. I’m not about that life. - I

 am a slash (both mxm and fxf) roleplayer. I will not tolerate seme/uke paradigms. You will play a switch or there will be no smut. There are only certain canon ships I’ll do mxf for. (like Lightning/adult!Hope or Tidus/Yuna for example.) I won’t do mxf for originals.

- I will only accept roleplayers who are

 21+

. If I find out you’re under my age limit, I’m going to delete you immediately. - All kinks are based off of character preference, not my own. I’m also not really a kinky person. Sorry about that. - I like canonxoc for certain canons. If I play a canon for you, I expect you to play one for me. Compromise! Some ships I will not do canonxoc for. - I know this sounds like me being a hard ass, but I really like becoming friends with my partners and exchanging headcanons and songs!

- I roleplay through email only. No exceptions.

- I try to post every day. I really do. Sometimes, I’m just too tired to do so. ^^;;; Be patient with me. - Once the roleplay gets off the ground, I have skype. You can ask for it–but only after intros are exchanged. Every time I’ve given someone my skype before we started, the roleplay never got off the ground. - If for some reason I stop responding, I legitimately forgot. Just poke me. There are times when I’m at work and look at an email and forget to respond to it later because i thought I did.

Well, if I haven’t scared you off, you can check out the rest!

Contact: 

xdeathtarot@gmail.com

Current cravings: Final Fantasy XV, Fire Emblem Fates, and the Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild. That doesn’t mean I won’t do others!

Puella Magi Madoka Magica

. I can play Kyoko, Homura, and Mami. I can also do originals in the PMMM setting, gender bends, or Puer Magi. (Magical Boys.) Seriously, my kingdom for a PMMM roleplay. I’m also not opposed to mixing canons and originals!

Original

. Hit me up. 

I am open to most things. If you want a something with a lot of smut, just let me know up front

.

 I especially am big on gothic/fantasy/horror settings with magic, darkness, twisted fairy tales as inspiration, Alice in Wonderland kind of settings, surreal or Silent Hill/Fatal Frame esque thing. Definitely willing to look into maybe some mystery/eldritch horror thing

. I’m pretty flexible. Other stuff I’m into includes: steampunk, horror, creepypasta, victorian era, medieval/fantasy, modern/fantasy. I’ll give anything a shot and I’m sure I have a character for it or at the very least, can make one. It must have fantasy, by the way. I’m also a big fan of supernatural beingxhuman, or two different races mingling with each others. The only thing I’ll outright say no to is slice of life unless it’s monsters/supernatural creatures trying to live among humans. I’ll only accept mxm and fxf for original lines. Please note, I DO NOT play vampires or werewolves. I don’t mind roleplaying with them, but I personally do not like playing them. If you want to do a plot that is vampire or werewolf based, you have to play those species. 

I’ll also take random intros for original! Just tell me the genre you’re sending me in the title or if you want platonic, mxm, or fxf! Please stick to the genres I have listed, or you’ll run the risk of me not being interested or unable to come up with a character.

Fire Emblem Awakening.

 I’ll die of happiness if you’d like to do m!tacticianxChrom. I’m looking for a Chrom. I can also play m!Morgan, Lucina, and a couple others. Let’s chat about it. I have a couple AU ideas, considering, well, you know how Fire Emblem is. There’s a war, let’s go fight the war!

Fire Emblem Fates. This, here, is what I’m craving the most.

 I’ve played all three paths, but prefer Conquest and Revelation. I want to play Corrin. (Male.) and am open to ships. (As long as they’re mxm and fxf.) I’m mostly looking for a Xander (!!! Boy, I want Xander the most. Xander/Corrin happens to be my otp.), Leo (!!), Takumi (!), Ryoma, Silas, or Kaze. I also ship Selena and Camilla. (I play Selena.) I like AUs and doubling, so I’m sure we can figure something out. I am also leokumi trash and can play either… though I’d rather do Corrin/Leo and Corrin/Takumi. I also like Sakura/Elise! (Slight preference toward Sakura.) I much prefer AUs and am willing to hash something out with you. No OCs for this. Sorry.

Addendum

: Currently really craving Leo/Corrin.

Persona

. I would LOVE LOVE LOVE to do a Persona or Persona based roleplay!. My favorite pairing for Persona is Yu/Souji/ProtagonistxYosuke. I play Yosuke. I am seriously craving another Yu/Yosuke roleplay like woah. We can discuss this. I also REALLY like the idea of the P3 Female Protagonist/MinakoxMitsuru. I’d be playing the female protagonist. We can also do a whole new Persona group, too.

Addendum

: Just got Persona 5, am interested in playing Akira–or maybe we could do our own team of Phantom Thieves? Really dig the concept. I do like Akira/Yusuke and Ann/Makoto–will play Akira and Makoto. I’m only about halfway through the game. (Just got Futaba.)

I’d also like to do something with

 Black Butler

. I’d like to play a male oc against Ciel If you play Ciel for me, I’ll play Elizabeth for you in a fxf line or I will also consider playing Sebastian for your oc, but I’m VERY picky on this because Sebastian is a vainglorious bastard who needs entertainment. So! Try me, just don’t say I didn’t warn you if I tell you no. I also have a demon, if you want to play a contractor in an all original variation. (Note: my demon will not be your character’s butler. He laughs at the very idea. He can change his gender, so he can be a she.) 

*Please note, that sebciel is a GIANT NOTP of mine, so don’t even ask for it.

Tales of.

 The first thing I’m looking for is a Sorey to my Mikleo. My kingdom for these two babies who are too pure for this world. The second thing I’m looking for a Richard to my Asbel and kinda have some vague ideas for this! I also roleplay Tales of cross overs and have a vague idea for that, too. I would also love a Gaius for my Wingul. Can discuss other Tales pairings, will be fine with ocs if you’ll afford me the same. I’ve played all of the Tales of games released in the US EXCEPT for Eternia and Vesperia. That doesn’t mean you can’t play these characters! I’m totally down for Asch/OC and will try and accommodate you as well. I also recently bought Tales of Berseria. I’m only about 40ish hours into it, so no spoilers!

The World Ends With You

. I play Josh. Mostly looking for a Neku or whomever you want to throw at me. I’d prefer AUs (kind of have a basic idea for one) or post-game. Please, for the love of all things holy, do not play Neku as a weak willed little thing who won’t tell Josh to go eff himself if he doesn’t like what Josh is doing. We can also do a whole new Game with all ocs.

The Legend of Zelda. 

I’m looking for a Link and am looking to do a brand new Zelda roleplay where we split the cast and have fun times~! I have a male oc. There doesn’t need to be romance, but I would like there to be. I can play Ravio, Zelda, humanized Sidon or Revali (maybe) or Midna for one of your ocs, if you’d like. With Breath of the Wild out, I’d be happy to do something similar to that, too.

Devil Survivor 2

. I want to play the main character (Hibiki/Hiro/MC) against a Yamato LIKE BURNING Also, Shin Megami Tensei IV, I’d love a Flynn/Walter chaos route roleplay where I play Flynn.

Kingdom Hearts

. I kind of want to do an all-original setting with new Keyblade wielders, new villains and everything. We’d each play a keyblade wielder or something and fill out the cast. If you’re not up for that, I do love SoraxRiku–I’ll be playing Sora. (I love this ship with my whole heart.)

Final Fantasy

. I’m cool with most things here. Some characters I play are Lightning (my favorite), Cecil Harvey, Yuna, Cloud Strife, Kadaj, Vanille, Terra Branford, Garnet til Alexandros/Dagger, Bartz, Faris, Noel Kreiss, Ramza (Tactics), and some others here and there. Some of the ships I play are Lightning/adult!Hope (I play Lightning and have some au ideas for this), Zack/Cloud (I play Cloud), Tidus/Yuna (I play Yuna), Fang/Vanille (I play Vanille. I’ll also play Fang/Lightning), Zidane/Garnet, Cecil/Kain (Cecil) etc. There are others. I’ve played almost every Final Fantasy except the online ones, so just ask. There are a few canons I play that I’ll pair with ocs, like Noel Kreiss for example. This is probably the only place you’ll catch me for mxf. I would really love a Ramza for one of my ocs as well? Like I said, I’ll play certain canons for you, too! … or maybe just something with Final Fantasy Tactics in general.

Addendum

: I just finished 

FFXV

 and would love to try out being Noctis–looking for Gladio, Ignis, or Prompto–or a mix of all four. We can discuss but my favorite ship is 

IgNoct. Will be happy to do Promptis or GladNoct, too.

Bravely Default/Bravely Second.

 Ringabel/Edea, otp for life. I’d like to play Edea. Also willing to consider Tiz/Agnes (Tiz.) or Yew/Magnolia. (Magnolia.) Prefer an AU for this. I won’t do this genre without Ringabel/Edea, though, keep that in mind.

Parasite Eve. 

Does anyone even know what this is? We can discuss–ocs, canons, I’m sure we can figure something out.

  Pokemon

. I have a male Elite Four trainer I’d like to use against any character. I have a couple other trainers here and there. Why not, bring it on. If you want romance, it has to be m/m for this. I don’t mind gijinkas or whatever they’re called. I also beat Sun/Moon! So we can do some Alola stuff! Maybe a plot with the Ultra Beasts? Neaaaat.

Ace Attorney. 

Okay, okay. I only do canon/oc for this one, fam. I’ve also only played the first three games and Ace Attorney Investigations. I’m looking for a Miles Edgeworth to my male oc and for you, I can play Franziska von Karma for fxf. Might be talked into playing Phoenix Wright for you, depending on your oc. 

ATLA

. I have a male earth bending oc (with a spirit pal who follows him) that I’ll do mxm with. I’m really up for anything here, except LoK verse since he doesn’t seem to fit in there so well. Canons? OCs? Sure, whatever. I’ll leave it open. You wanna test a new OC or practice a canon against him? Cool.

There are also a few fandoms that I play, but only with an oc cast such as:

 Dead Space, Gravity Rush, Fatal Frame, Etrian Odyssey, and Silent Hill. Note: for Silent Hill, I will NOT be playing romance.

As for 

Silent Hill

… I’m up for putting canons in a Silent Hill verse as well as using originals.

The same goes for 

The Last of Us

. Canons in a TLOU universe could be fun. Same with ocs. I’m a little out of touch with this, though. It’s been a while.

Maybe something based on 

Transistor

? Or 

YoKai Watch

? 

Yomawari Night Alone

? Hey, maybe some creepy Japanese horror with a haunted town in the vein of Yomawari?

Suggest! If it’s along the lines of what’s mentioned above, then by all means. Other fandoms are: 

Okami 

(Human form!Amaterasu), a 999/Zero Escape based roleplay, 

Demon Gaze, Dragon’s Crown, Animal Crossing

 (humanized villagers), and more. Seriously, just ask. Ask away. I know some older animes but video games? I most likely know it, especially if it’s an RPG. I’m also a fan of AUs.

Again, if any of this interests you, mail me at 

xdeathtarot@gmail.com

.