#samanthakerr20

[fastandcarlos]

Vamos Madrid : ̗̀➛ Carlos Sainz

summary: as the newest signing for real madrid, you can't help but capture the attention of a certain spanish driver

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ynusername: such a proud day to sign for this incredible club…hala madrid 🤍⚽️

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username1: ahh i can't believe this finally happened for you!!!! 🤩

chelseafcwomen: thank you for all that you've done for our great club, wishing you all the best for the future yn!

username2: can't wait to support you on this new chapter yn 🎉

elliecarpenterr: at least i'll finally get some rest from you constantly messaging me about this now

ynusername: @/elliecarpenterr thanks for being my agony aunt over the past few weeks

username3: i hope real madrid know what they're in for with a talent like you 😂

carolineweir95: your spanish tour guide is at your service 🫡

ynusername: @/carolineweir95 cannot wait for a thousand and one coffee dates with you

username4: i've never been happier to see a post from you omg

realmadridfem: welcome yn! we can't wait to have you as part of the team 🤍

username5: officially now real madrid's number one fan btw

mackenziearnold: imma miss just being able to drive up the road to see you 😭

username6: at least you won't have to deal with the british weather anymore

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carlossainz55: thanks to real madrid for hosting me this evening, had a great time cheering the women on ☺️🤍

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username7: we love a man who gets behind the womens team as much as the mens 🤩

landonorris: it still disgusts me that of all the teams you support real madrid 🙄

carlossainz55: @/landonorris i refuse to take abuse from a fake fan like you!!

username8: i can't believe carlos was in the same stadium as yn tonight

username9: hala madrid ⚽️

georgerussell63: one day i'll introduce you to a team that's actually good at football

username10: hope you had the best time and got to meet lots of the players

schecoperez: could they find you a tighter top to wear??? 😂😂😂

carlossainz55: @/schecoperez gotta show off the physique somehow

username11: i was just thinking how long it's been since we had madrid content from carlos

charles_leclerc: now that you've posted can you stop talking about that footballer that you met please??

username12: wait carlos met one of the players...who? when? why? omg i've got so many questions 🤔

username13: carlos sainz we need all the gossip asap

lewishamilton: so that's why you refused to come out for food with me tonight 🙄

olgacarmona7: on behalf of the team, thank you for all of your support tonight

ynusername: thanks for the photo...

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ynusername: off season at last 🌴✅

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signebruun20: can we all just take a moment to appreciate how stunning you are

username14: it's unfair for one person to look this good 😓

samanthakerr20: lock up your wardrobe next time i see you otherwise it's all mine

ynusername: @/samanthakerr20 just gonna screenshot for the prosecution

username15: are we all just going to pretend that we don't see that middle photo?? 😅

username16: i can't believe yn might finally have a boyfriend

linda_caicedo11: off season looks pretty good on you 💕

username17: you can't just post something like that and not say anything else yn omg

caitlinfoord: idc about timezones pick up the damn phone now woman 😂😂

username18: anyone else feel like that hand looks suspiciously familiar?

evanavarro12: so you go on holiday with someone and don't even tell me about it first. rude. 💔

username19: yn i'm not willing to play this soft launch game i swear-

stephcatley: did you move to madrid for the football or the men btw??

username20: charles in the likes too...makes me wonder

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carlossainz55: turns out I’ve still got it ⚽️💪🏻

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username21: footballer carlos is a vibe that i didn't know i needed in my life 🥺

landonorris: all the gear and no idea 😂

carlossainz55: @/landonorris are you asking for me to block you or something??

username22: oh to play football with THE carlos sainz...

alex_albon: one day when i imagine myself being a footballer, i want to look like you

username23: jw is there anything that this man can't do??? ☺️

lancestroll: i need the secrets for that hair asap my friend

pierregasly: i thought the spanish were supposed to be good at football 🤔

username24: why is this man suddenly obsessed with football once again

lewishamilton: bets you managed a total of 10 keepie uppies before dropping it

carlossainz55: @/lewishamilton it was 11 i'll have you know 😂

username25: the hair. the shirt. the concentration. i cannot cope.

maxverstappen1: i really hope this isn't you trying to play it cool

ynusername: if you want some pro tips you know where i am

carlossainz55: @/ynusername might just take you up on that offer

username26: omg first date when?? ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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ynusername: turns out red suits me just as well as white does ❤️🏎️

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username27: stfu i can't believe this is happening 🫢🫢🫢

georgerussell63: come and test out the white at mercedes instead 😂

caitlinfoord: what is happening to you right now, how’ve you managed to get to go to the f1 for free 😬

username28: someone pinch me, is this really yn in the ferrari garage

charles_leclerc: hope you enjoyed your weekend with us!!

ynusername: @/charles_leclerc it was the best time tysm 🫶🏻

username29: anyone else praying that these photos mean what we want them to mean?

samanthakerr20: and you just conveniently forgot the invite for your best friend…I see how it is

username30: i'd argue that red suits you so much better btw 🤩🤩

carlossainz55: we loved having you with us, dare I say you’re an f1 fan now??

ynusername: @/carlossainz55 you might’ve just convinced me 🥺

username31: red suits you more than white suits carlos hahah

username32: not yn tryna get in on the soft launch game too

maxverstappen1: btw carlos did not stop talking about the fact that you were here with us all weekend…

carlossainz55: @/maxverstappen1 shut your face now!!!

landonorris: wtf you were supposed to come and visit me before going to those losers

ynusername: @/landonorris guess I just got a better offer 🤷🏻‍♀️

username33: i refuse to let these two tease us about a potential relationship for much longer

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carlossainz55: all warmed up and just waiting for the call if you need me @/realmadridfem

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username34: notice how he tags the womens team instead of the men?? 🤔

charles_leclerc: can guarantee you would end up pulling your hamstring after the first five minutes my friend

username35: yn and carlos in central midfield is a dream team waiting to happen

ynusername: there’s a nice spot on the subs bench with your name on it!

carlossainz55: @/ynusername hey im starting 11 material surely 😓

username36: i saw carlos at the game today, he went crazy whenever yn got the ball 💞💞

landonorris: I’d pay a lot of money to see you try and play football with the professionals 😂

carlossainz55: @/landonorris why do you bully me all the time?? 🤦🏻‍♂️

username37: he definitely went to be cheerleader for yn rather than the whole team

alex_albon: how many takes before you were happy with that photo???

username38: I love how much they support each other it’s adorable 😭

danielricciardo: you look like the worst fifabot in the world 😂

username39: now this is a couple I can see seriously get behind!! 💕

username40: is it okay to already be obsessed with these two even though we don’t know they’re acc together yet?? 🤔🤔

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ynusername: 50 caps for this great country, it’s always the biggest honour 💚💛

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username41: what would the national team do without you?? 🤔

carlossainz55: congratulations, such an incredible achievement ❤️

ynusername: @/carlossainz55 tysm for flying out and cheering me on ❤️

username42: won't be long before you get to 100 caps yk

username43: we're so proud of you yn!! congratulations!! 👏🏻

samanthakerr20: so proud to stand right by your side tonight and watch you reach this milestone

username44: was it ever in doubt? the best to ever do it 🥺🥺

charles_leclerc: that was awesome to watch…I hate how you’re turning me into a football fan 😂

ynusername: @/charles_leclerc told you I’d change your mind!!

username45: the matildas are the luckiest team in the world to have you

caitlinfoord: if i had it my way you'd have thousands of caps by now

ynusername: @/caitlinfoord not really sure that's how football works 😂

username46: i could sit and watch you play football forever

mackenziearnold: best. team. mate. ever.

username47: thank you for being such an amazing part of the team, we'd be lost without you in that midfield

matildas: congratulations yn, heres to the next 50 💚💛

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carlossainz55: a well deserved break for the both of us ☀️💕🌴

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username48: this is everything that i've ever wanted to see and more

alex_albon: still offended that you didn’t invite me on this trip 😭

username49: i cannot begin to tell you how happy i am for you both 🤯🤯

stephcatley: omg i could not be happier to see you two together

ynusername: thank you for such an amazing trip, you're the best 💕💕

carlossainz55: @/ynusername you deserve the world and more

username50: now please continue to spam us with adorable pics

alexandrasaintmleux: so pleased to see you guys had such a good time 🎉🌴

username51: thank you for bringing the soft launch to an end, welcome hard launch!!

landonorris: shall i vacate the role of boyfriend now or later??

carlossainz55: @/landonorris i'll show you the door 🚪

username52: a match made in heaven if you ask me

username53: i'm not even in this relationship and i feel emotional

charles_leclerc: thank goodness, don't think i could keep the secret for much longer 😅

username54: everyone say thank you real madrid for introducing these two to one another 🤍⚽️

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ynusername: three of my favourite things, football, boyfriend and all the coffee ⚽️❤️☕️

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username55: yn it's not fair of you to melt my heart like this 😭

oscarpiastri: now the coffee I can get behind ☕️

landonorris: you’re forgetting the part where you mention your boyfriend’s best friend???

username56: look at their faces, they look so in love together!!

caitlinfoord: can you stop being so annoyingly cute please and thank you

carlossainz55: i better be number one out of those three things 🥺

ynusername: @/carlossainz55 the top spot is yours forever 🫶🏻❤️

username57: you'll find me in the corner crying absolute tears of joy

danielricciardo: well this is a bit cute isn’t it 🤩🤩

username58: officially now my favourite couple in the whole entire world 🌍

username59: i don't think i'll ever see enough posts from these two

charles_leclerc: presuming from this that football tops carlos 🤭

username60: cannot wait to see these guys spend the rest of their lives together ngl 💞💞💞

maxverstappen1: btw carlos does not shut up about you 😂😂

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˗ˏˋ 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓 ! ´ˎ˗

[pelova4president]

pretty fangirl

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Kyra Cooney-Cross x FamousMusician!Reader

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North London is welcoming another Aussie. Welcome Kyra Cooney-Cross.

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stephcatley oiii oiii she’s heree 💛💚

caitlinfoord there she issss

wrightyofficial 🔥🔥

stinaballerina1 can’t wait to see the aussies play together

sechalfsenal best signing this season fr

y/nsingzz y/n what’re you doing hereee

↳ arsenalll11 she is in London recording a new album soooo who knows..

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my people my home <3

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y/n_y/l/n cute 😍

victoriapelova oeh la la!!!

caitlinfoord so the mysterious girl got to see sydney

leahwilliamsonn backstage privilege 🙄

kcclessiii who’s that in pic 1??

↳ peado9 kyra’s gf probs

y/nmusicupdates SHE’S WEARING THE BIRKENSTOCKS ON Y/N IG STORY

↳ bestofy/l/n they’re soooo dating

↳ ars3nalkyra y/n posted that she’s in Australia too, they have to be

y/n_y/l/n

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head over 👠s

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stephcatley puppy love 💗

billieeilish so ready for our concert next month!!

sukiwaterhouse you should be my tour guide in Aus

↳ y/n_y/l/n you can borrow my local tour guide

florencepugh love love

y/n4lifee omg who is she kissing in pic 4??

↳ ausarsenal32 looks like kyra cooney cross

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y/n_y/l/n

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pretty girl at my concert

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leahwilliamsonn since when are you dating fans??

↳ y/n_y/l/n the only exception

kyracooneyx love you sm pookie 😘

↳ y/n_y/l/n ew don’t call me that

↳ kyracooneyx rather i call you dookie?

y/nfiles I KNEW IT OMG

arsenaly/n the IT couple

kyracooneyx

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secret’s out, my not so mysterious girl

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katie_mccabe11 sneak me in back stage next time 😘

victoriapelova gross 🤮

↳ kyracooneyx you’re gross xx

y/n_y/l/n harper’s a little artist

↳ kyracooneyx i helped her, where’s my credits harps can’t even write marriage 🙄

↳ stephcatley you’re fighting like a married couple already

↳ katrinagorry10 we’re proud of you too ky don’t worry

samanthakerr20 lookin’ good

y/nxxkyra i love them with my whole heart

aus3nal3 y/n needs to perform in the Emirates

[afterglowkatie]

hard launch ˏˋ°•*⁀ caitlin foord x cooney-cross!reader, social media

part one: soft launch is here

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liked by cooneyx97, stephcatley and 31,847 others caitlinfoord my girl, i love you ❤️ tagged: cooneyx97

cooneyx97 you make me so happy, i love you ❤️🥰 ↳ caitlinfoord i love you more ❤️ ↳ kyracooneyx gross. ↳ cooneyx97 grow up kyra ↳ caitlinfoord someone left the pest unsupervised

kyracooneyx hurt her then you gotta deal with me 🙂 ↳ caitlinfoord ohh so scary 😂 ↳ cooneyx97 as if you could do anything, love ya though

mackenziearnold yeahhh the hard launch...finally ↳ caitlinfoord shut up, it didn't take that long

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liked by caitlinfoord, kyracooneyx and 32,546 others cooneyx97 if you didn't already guess i'm for the girls, well one girl in particular ❤️ tagged: caitlinfoord

kyracooneyx disgustingly cute ↳ cooneyx97 all i'm seeing is that you called us cute, so thanks sis 😚 ↳ kyracooneyx 😑🙄

caitlinfoord my lego skills really did impress you then ↳ cooneyx97 yeah those hand skills yk 😘😊

alannakennedy cute but i was having fun teasing you both on here ↳ cooneyx97 i swear everyone but kyra figured it out bc of you ↳ alannakennedy yeah bc that's kyra for ya ↳ cooneyx97 no thoughts in that brain, always been that way ↳ kyracooneyx taking back my compliment from earlier 😑 ↳ cooneyx97 how am i ever gonna live now 🙄

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liked by alessia, katie_mccabe11 and 33,298 others caitlinfoord she finally made the move to the better red ❤️ tagged: cooneyx97, arsenalwfc

alessia playing together again 🔥 ↳ cooneyx97 love ya lessi ↳ cooneyx97 our cooneyx🔗russo link up will be unstoppable ↳ alessia just how it used to be

cooneyx97 how long til you get sick of me ↳ caitlinfoord could never get sick of ya

kyracooneyx temu cooney-cross ↳ caitlinfoord you mean the better cooney-cross

stephcatley cooney-cross squared going to give us headaches ↳ caitlinfoord don't worry i know how to tame one ↳ cooneyx97 excuse me 😑 gonna prove you wrong now

samanthakerr20 should've been blue 💙 ↳ caitlinfoord at least she's finally in london ↳ samanthakerr20 london girlz 4eva

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liked by caitlinfoord, kyracooneyx and 28,387 others cooneyx97 pretty views ☀️🏖️🌊 tagged: caitlinfoord

caitlinfoord gorgeous girl 😍 ↳ cooneyx97 yeah that one from the first pic, absolutely stunning🤩 ↳ cooneyx97 also you missed a word 🥺 ↳ caitlinfoord my gorgeous girl, better now? ↳ cooneyx97 perfect 🥰

[putellasawfc]

figured out ! (social media au)

sam kerr x spanish!reader

summary: after a phenomenal performance in the 2023 world cup, reader moves to chelsea where she quickly strikes up a connection with a certain australian striker.

faceclaim : alexia putellas (2 posts) & nathalie björn (rest of the au).

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youruser still can’t believe this is real life. no words right now. MUNDO CAMPEONAS !!!! 🥇🇪🇸🇪🇸

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ynfan1 SO DESERVED !!!

ynfan2 BEST PLAYER AT THE WORLD CUP OMGGG

spainfan1 MUNDO CAMPEONASSSSSS 😭😭

jennihermoso 🧱🧱🧱

ynfan3 you were amazing the whole tournament! so proud of you 🤍

aitanabonmati noia estrella ⭐️

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barclayswsl after her phenomenal performance at this years women’s world cup, it has been reported that multiple clubs have shown interest in spanish defender yn yln, including: arsenal, vfl wolfsburg, atlético madrid and chelsea. where do you think she’ll end up?

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ynfan1 any club would be so lucky to have her! so glad she’s finally being spoken about.

arsenalfan1 PLS PLS PLS ARSENAL

chelseafan1 yn and millie on the same team would be a dream 😭

ynfan2 but i wanted her to stay at levante :(

ynfan3 she’s wasting her potential there. definitely needs to go to a bigger club.

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chelseafcw offically a blue! welcome to the club @/youruser. the colour suits you. 😉.

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ynfan1 WE WONN !!

ynfan2 arsenal were right there .....

chelseafan1 dream come true!

chelseafan2 never seen her play before, is she good?

ynfan2 AMAZING!

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youruser first training session with the blues completed ✅

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zeciramusovic first of many!

ynfan1 the chelsea badge looks so good on you !!!

ynfan2 imagine playing at spain for three years and then having to get used to english weather 😭

ynfan3 the neck warmer and gloves oh she’s struggling 😭😭

silvialloriss :(

ashley_lawrence10 💙💙💙

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chelseafcw first start for our newcomer. rate her performance out of 10!

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ynfan1 129394/10

chelseafan1 what a signing!

chelseafan2 the reason we kept a clean sheet today 1000%

johannakaneryd 10! ☺️

ynfan2 more starts PLEASE

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youruser settling in well!

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mbrighty04 sisterrr 🫂

ynfan1 you look so good in blue !!!!

ynfan2 aww i love howv quickly she's fit in

ynfan3 need a goal and a badge tap next game to keep me sane

chelseafan1 transfer season done right.

_jesslcarter 💙💙💙

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kerrupdates sam today during the chelsea vs everton match. her two goals made it 4-0 for chelsea!

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kerrfan1 absolute baller

matildasfan1 imagine having sam kerr play for your club and country ... i am so lucky.

kerrfan2 did anyone see sam and yn after the match???

kerrfan3 what happened?

kerrfan2 they were hanging onto eachother and whispering to themselves, giggling together they looked really cozy.

chelseafan1 so? that's what friends do .

kerrfan2 i'm just saying.....

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ynupdates yn spotted with chelsea teammate sam kerr out and about today!

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ynfan1 ONG ????!

ynfan2 wait …. what ????

kerrfan1 omg i love them already.

kerrfan2 i don’t know, i think people are reading into this too much.

ynfan3 swear they’re literally holding hands in the first pic ?? how could we be reading into this?

chelseafan1 i ship it !!!

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kerrupdates 'just friends' right sam?

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was meant to be longer but of course tumblr has a silly 30 image per post limit. would be open to a part 2 if any of you would like it?

[sunsetkerr]

PITCHES AND FIELDS | s.kerr

summary: you are sam's biggest supporter and she is yours.. sometimes.

pairing: aflw!reader x sam kerr

notes: for my Aussies x

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liked by samanthakerr20, caitlinfoord and 30,391 others yourinstagram in perth watching the mrs put on a show, go tillies!

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samanthakerr20 you know I love an opportunity to show off ↳ caitlinfoord yes we know

user the crows girlies out for the night

alannakennedy loudest in the crowd ↳ yourinstagram sam sat me in general admission so I had to make sure you could hear me ↳ samanthakerr20 putting you in the nosebleeds next time ↳ yourinstagram and I'll be cheering for chinese taipei

user love this!!

user such a great game to watch too

clarewheeler I'm just glad you saw my goal ↳ yourinstagram I cheered the loudest for you x

yourinstagram

liked by samanthakerr20, maddinewman17 and 29,388 others yourinstagram roped sam into a recovery day on the boat with the team, photographer extraordinaire; @aflwcrows hire her

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user its a very good day to like women

mackenziearnold what's in that can skippa?? ↳ samanthakerr20 pre-workout ↳ yourinstagram or something like that

user sam being a lil afl wag is something so special to me ↳ user y/n needs a trade to west coast and she's set ↳ samanthakerr20 thats what I've been saying

caitlinfoord drown her while you're out, yeah? ↳ samanthakerr20 but then how would we win games?

matildas looking good mrs skip! ↳ user did.. did the matildas admin just confirm that they got married? ↳ matildas idk, did we?

samanthakerr20

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crowsaflw can't wait to have her wearing that guernsey when playing for us in fifteen years!

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[kristies-mewis]

[samanthakerr20] September 1st, 2023 🤍

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sam kerr and yn foord

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mbrighty04 keep it PG13 pls and thank you

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sam kerr x reader (social media)

my works feedback??? disclosure here

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𝙳𝙾𝚆𝙽 𝙵𝙾𝚁 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙲𝙾𝚄𝙽𝚃

description: during kristie's first game at west ham against tottenham no less, her girlfriend is pushing as hard as she can against the wind. so hard she knocks herself out.

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kristie mewis x female reader

disclaimer: this is all just fiction - have fun!

warnings: t*ttenh*m, concussion, mentions of blood and injury, swearing, cute fluff

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username1: cuteeeee 😭

username2: I love how Kristie is here now!!! 😍

viv_asseyi: We look so good!

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y/n: Oh yeah we do!

username3: They sound like the beginning of a joke lmao - An American and an Australian play for West Ham

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y/n: LOVE YOU MOREEEE 💕

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kyracooneyx: A KNIFE! 😌

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kmewis19: My baby <3

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y/n: So glad you're finally here !

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hawacissoko23: She really is, she wouldn't stop crying without you.

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y/n: bro... 😔

westhamwomen: JUST SOLD MY CAR

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y/n: TO LUCAS PAQUETA

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y/n and Kristie had met years ago, by complete chance. They had never played against each other, but while y/n was on holiday in America happened to run into each other and the rest was history.

Long time phone calls and late night face times became a regular thing for them as they navigated their relationship with a bright smile on their faces.

However, ever since Kristie's big move to y/n's team of six years, the couple had been hardly spotted apart. Not that anyone could blame the two lovers.

They were simply making up for lost time, and months spent without one another by their side. Therefore, they were attached all the time, some part of their bodies always touching.

The west ham girls found it almost hilarious, y/n had come to earn the nickname of the Aussie Storm, from how dangerous she was on the wing, how formidable she was as a player.

Yet, the second Kristie was in her eyeline the once fierce storm turned into a sunny day, the woman's attitude and scary demeanour 180' ing completely.

Currently, the group were stood around Rehanne, listening to her pep talk for the game ahead, the wind was incredibly wild and y/n was grateful that her girlfriend had helped her pin her braids stiffly in place.

The group were huddled in the changing room, Kristie in front of y/n, her back pressed against y/n's chest as the taller woman ran her arms up and down Kristie's sides soothingly.

The wind howled as the group cheered, Kristie pecking her lover's lips in good luck as they ran out onto the pitch. Kristie was on the bench for the start of the game and watched as the game got underway.

It was clear very early into the game, that today's battle was not just a London Derby, but also a derby against the earth's elements. The storm filled wind pushing even the lowest passes off course.

Kristie watched as her girlfriend stood strong, battling with Grace Clinton for the umpteenth time in the first twenty minutes, the blonde Tottenham player being dispossessed by y/n.

By half time, even in the cold wind and even colder air, West Ham managed to be 2-0 up. y/n had hardly stopped, and even in the cold she was covered with sweat.

Kristie moved over to her as she panted, handed her a water bottle as they listened to Rehanne's critics for the second half, before they finally had a moment to breathe.

y/n felt light, as if she wasn't fully in focus with what was going on around her. y/n ignored it, instead taking small sips of her water as Katrina sat next to her, the two national teammates clasping hands.

"You're doing so well babe. Never seen you like this." Kristie says softly after Katrina gets up.

"Ah well." y/n says panting. "London Derby baby." She tells Kristie who grins, pecking her lips as they are called back out. y/n groans but stands up, crouching to get Kristie on her back who chuckles.

"Weee." Kristie says as y/n runs down the corridor and onto the pitch, the two holding their arms out like aeroplanes.

One of their social media crew runs at them camera in hand as they get closer, Vivi in front of them pretending to roll her eyes in annoyance as she shakes her head at the camera.

"Children." Vivi jokes at the camera as y/n races close to the lens.

"Come on you irons!" She grins, laughing as Kristie kisses the lens as she jogs off, putting her down as they warm up.

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username1: Kristie and y/n! I'm crying they're so cute! 😭😭

username2: Vivi pretending to be annoyed at them! The little 'come on you irons', Kristie's kiss. UGH CUTE. 🥺🥺🥺🥺

username3: WE LOVE THE WEST HAM ADMIN SM

username4: It is SOOO clear how much happier y/n is with Kristie here and I am SO happy for her ! 🥺

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username5: YESSSSS

username6: I love y/n and Kristie sm 😭

BarclaysWSL: We NEED a relationship like West Ham's Kristie and y/n NOW PLEASE 💳💳

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Kristie had made her debut on the 63rd minute, the blonde pushing against the wind as best she could as she tried her best to hold the ball as she went for a corner kick.

y/n watched proudly as Kristie tried to stop the ball from rolling away with little success, her jaw twitching from it's clenched position which she always did when aggravated.

West Ham were 2-1 up, Tottenham having snuck a goal past them ten minutes ago, in which y/n ended up rolling against the floor making her wince, but stood up quick enough to not be brought off, she just ignored the dizziness she felt.

Kristie kicked the ball finally, the wind pushing it around the air and almost into the net where Becky Spencer managed to bat it away, straight at y/n who pushed forward, trying to beat the wind.

y/n stuck her leg out, hoping to catch the ball and swoop it into the back of the next. Charli Grant, of Tottenham had the same idea but to defend.

y/n pushed her leg, swopping the ball past Becky and into the net, however her leg catches Charli's and with the speed y/n was running at, the girl falls and her head pushes against the goal post.

Kristie - who had ran toward the box in excitement - paused as she saw y/n's body fall lifeless to the ground, blood dripping down on face and onto her kit below as Charli held her national teammates head, crying in fear.

"Medics!" Kristie shouts, racing to her girlfriend, stripping Kristie's shirt off herself, leaving her in her sports bra.

Kristie's hands were shaking as Katrina hugged Charli, trying to calm her crying as Mackenzie held the other side of y/n, whispering begging words for her to wake up as the medics arrived.

Kristie could feel herself being pulled away but she tried to shake her head, tears shrouding her vision as Mackenzie finally got her away, her shirt being left against y/n's head, now dripping with blood.

The stadium was silent as the group crowded around y/n's body, the blood now stopping with the medics working hard and whispering to each other.

Kristie was in Mackenzie's arms, crying into her shoulder as she tried to keep herself calm, Hawa and Vivi were gripping each other tightly, Bethany England by their side as they all paled in worry.

Charli was slowly stopping her tears, staying clung to Katrina who was calming her down with soothing words as they watched y/n be stretchered off.

"Can you continue?" Mackenzie asked Kristie kindly, understanding if she would rather be with her lover.

"She'd want me too." Kristie nods, taking a wipe to scrub the blood off her hands as they went into a five minute water break.

Kristie pulled on her top, listening to Rehanne's talk about how they now played the rest of this game for y/n and the second she knew anything she would let them know.

The game continued, but it was clear everyone was shaken up, passes had become sloppy and shots were off completely, even the crowd was hardly paying attention.

During the 80th minute, Grace Clinton scored, narrowing the gap to 3-2 to West Ham, but no one celebrated, and then Kristie shot her corner on the 88th. The ball flying in due to the wind. No one celebrated.

The ref called the game at 98 minutes, no one complaining about the few minutes shaved off as the West Ham team tore down the tunnel and to the medics room.

The medics explained y/n had already been taken to hospital, the injury not looking past a major concussion and some blood loss, which had been hopefully rectified now they had stitched her up.

Kristie's hands were still stained red and shaking as she sighed out in relief, Charli burst into tears again, having followed the West Ham team.

Kristie's next hour of taking photos and showering was blurry as she drove to the hospital, finding the look of it so different to her home country as she walked into y/n's room, the girl sat up somewhat and wired up.

"Hey my love." y/n smiled weakly, her skin pale and sweaty as Kristie blinked away tears.

"I can't believe you're okay." Kristie sighed out in relief. "I was so worried." She adds and y/n nods, as she shuffles over, letting Kristie slide off her trainers and slide into the bed with her.

"Welcome to London love." y/n chuckled and Kristie sighs out. "It's a rough concussion, but no lasting damage, need to get the stitched taken out in a week, and then ease back into training over the next few weeks." y/n tells her.

"Looks like I'm gonna be playing nurse." Kristie sighs, pressing a relieved kiss to y/n's head.

"Hmm. Only if you wear the outfit we bought at Christmas." y/n jokes and Kristie snorts.

"Dude, gross!" Mackenzie says as she leans against the door way. "Entire teams are here, Spurs girlies too. You feel up to visitors?" Mackenzie asked her.

"Yeah, alright." y/n nods. "We won yeah?" She then asks and Mackenzie chuckles.

"Yeah, your mrs scored a goal." Mackenzie says and y/n grins.

"Had to do it while I wasn't there, huh?" y/n asks Kristie who chuckles and pecks her lips carefully.

"Well, I guess I will have to score one next week." Kristie says and y/n smiles.

"Okay my love." y/n smiles before the rest of the teams trudge in.

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my cutie girl <3

[brighter-by-the-daly]

Your insta posts as Millie’s gf:

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yourinstahandle Millie - “come with me so I don’t get bored” …. Also Millie - 😴😴😴

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one day \\ lucy bronze x matildas!reader

Putting on the final touch of make up just as Lucy walked in, is perfect timing. She walks up to you and wrapped her arms around your waist tightly. Leaning back into her, she places soft, warm kisses right where the shoulder and neck meet. Turning around in her arms to give her a looking over, you don’t regret it. Black pants, white button up shirt, glasses, hair in a low bun. The thought of staying back crossed your mind, but Sam would be mad if her best friend since birth wasn’t at her wedding. Lucy does the same thing to you and she can’t stop staring. You both lean in and a simple kiss turns into a mini make out session. Meanwhile from across the room, your phone is getting bombarded by messages in your Tillies group chat about needing to be downstairs. Racing around the room, you slide on your heels, grab your bag and the two of you make your way downstairs.

You and Lucy greet your friends before the bridesmaids (you, Macca, Alanna, Caitlin and Steph) and Sam got into the limo. Waiting a goodbye, Lucy goes with your parents and sit with them for the ceremony. On the short drive, your dads mentions to Lucy the upcoming Barca games that him and your mum are going to attend to surprise you. The car pulls up to the ceremony, just behind your car and Lucy watches you talk to your friends with nothing but love in her eyes. Your parents share a look between each other and smile at what they are both thinking. Your dad starts to talk and Lucy pulls her eyes away from you, not wanting to be rude.

“Lucy, when the time comes, you have our full blessing”

Lucy immediately understood what your dad had said and thanks both of your parents. They all get out of the car and your mum pulls Lucy in for a hug immediately. You look over, confused at your parents and Lucy smiling and hugging, but decide to drop it as you have bigger things to worry about.

All the guests take their seats in the ceremony begins. Kristie’s bridesmaids walk in with Sam’s, while you and Sam Mewis walk beside each other, being maids of honour and all. Sam walks down next with her dad and a small tear escaped your eye. Next, Sam‘s nieces are the flower girls. They walk down the aisle, sprinkling pink rose petals everywhere. Sam looked back at you, knowing Kristies next, and you gave her your famous ‘calm tf down’ look you have given her several times throughout your life. You look at Lucy briefly, and she gives you a wink and a small smile. After the vows, rings and first kisses as wife and wife are exchanged, everyone files out of the ceremony and you immediately find Lucy.

You both walk down the small hill to find a cute, but modern tent filled with tables and flowers. All of Kristie’s bridesmaids and partners are on one table and Sam’s on another. Lucy pulls out your chair before sitting next to Steph and her fiancé Dean. After bridesmaid speeches and tear jerking first dances, it was time for the rest of the couples to join Sam and Kristie on the dancefloor. You feel Lucy move next to you and she holds out a hand for you to take. Once on the dancefloor, Lucy’s arms move around your waist and yours around her neck. She pulls you close to her and whispers sweet nothings to you.

“You know, I see us in front of an altar, one day soon”

Your eyes light up, and a wide smile beams across both your faces.

“I’m so in love with you, Luce. I want nothing more than to grow our lives together”

Lucy smashes her lips on yours, and from that moment, Lucy makes it her personal mission to give you the best proposal and wedding you’ve always wanted. 

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↪️ I love you so much more. Let’s get married baby 🤘❤️😍

[flem17ng]

Jessie and y/n finally decide to soft launch their relationship on social media

Soft launch: JFlem x reader

summary: Jessie and reader decide to go public (kind of). established relationship

warnings: Kinda suggestive at the beginning

“ok Y/n. what’s wrong. You’ve been in a grump all day” Jessie asked from the other side of the couch. You were both sitting curled up watching a movie but for the past day you had been more withdrawn than usual. Sure, you were a bit of an introvert anyway but jessie knew there was something on your mind. The was you gazed around the room as if not really seeing anything told her as much. 

“hmm?” you asked, not hearing what she said. 

“see! what’s up babe? you’ve been all mysterious” jessie grinned trying to get you to smile. 

“I am not being mysterious!” you scoffed. Jessie raised her eyebrow. 

“during water break you tried to drink from your bottle upside down and- AND” she cut off your complains “and when Emma asked what’s wrong you said AND I QUOTE ‘good how are you’” Jessie paused with a raised eyebrow as if asking if she needed to say more. 

You sighed and curled into her side, feeling embarrassed about why you had been so off. Nothing was wrong or anything! You’d just seen something of social media that set you off. 

“babe please?” jessie whined, pulling out her puppy eyes. you sighed because you knew you would do anything for those big brown eyes. 

“fine i’ll tell you but don’t laugh ok?” You warned with a finger to her mouth. 

“i pinky promise i won’t laugh” jessie smiled past your hand. 

“ok well. I was on instagram before training and i saw a post about you…” you trailed off again feeling embarrassed. Jessie squeezed your leg to get you to continue. 

“it was like- I don’t know how to say this- It was a thirst edit” You all but whispered the last bit causing jessie to almost howl with laughter. 

“Jess! You said you wouldn’t laugh!” you moaned, clamping a hand over your girlfriends grinning mouth. 

“i know babe i’m sorry but you said it like it’s a curse word” Jessie chuckled making you role your eyes. 

“ok!” jessie forced a straight face, “what was it about this Jessie fleming thirst edit that got you in a grump?” she asked innocently.  

“Well It just got me thinking.” you leaned forward to hover above jessie’s face “your my girlfriend and-“

“you want people to know i’m yours do you darling?” she asked with a sweet smile and a raised brow. 

“well maybe i do? What if i want them to know your mine?”

“you should watch more edits of me it this is how you’re going to get” Jessie smirked with a steady blush rising up her neck. You leant down and placed a teasing kiss on her lips. 

“you know what i mean Jess” 

Jessie sat up more and looked at you for a moment, thinking. 

“I’m happy to do it if you want to” she said decidedly.  You chewed your lip, unsure. 

“i do but- Well we are both pretty private! you more than me- I wouldn’t want to make you uncomfortable in any way”

“babe” jessie cut off your ramble “you are the most important thing in my life-“

“apart from sustainable farming” you joked. 

“you are even more in than sustainable farming darling” jessie laughed, “What i’m trying to say is that i want people to know that! You are everything to me ok? I don’t care who knows what as long I’m with you”

“you even want them to know that you’re really good with your fi-“ Jessie clamped a hand over your mouth making you both laugh. 

“ok so maybe people don’t need to know everything” she blushed suddenly looking quite flustered. 

“well take it slow then?”

“slow is good” Jessie smiled, leaning forward and pressing a kiss on your lips. 

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_yourusername_: London coffee mornings ☕️

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_jessflem: Film from a hike :)

_yourusername_: smelly feet 🤢 . _jessflem: oh now you complain?

Kmewis19: dreamy 🤍🤍

fanaccount1: Y/n commenting pretty early… 😯

fanaccount2: who’s the second pair of shoes fleming??? . flem17ng_: jeff needs to share with the class

_yourusername_ posted:

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_yourusername_: why is she like this?

_jessflem: cozy 🌲 . _yourusername_: 🙄 .. Y/n/nxflem17: OMG WHAT?? HUh

niamhcharles17: can’t believe i wasn’t invited

Fanaccount2: same location as jessie’s post HELLO PEOPLE.

_jessflem posted:

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_jessflem: my two favourite things: cats and [redacted]

_yourusername_: 😺 . _jessflem: I hate that emoji. .. _yourusername_: 😺😺😺😸😸😸😸😺😺😺😺😺😺😺

Fanaccount1: i need twitter to decode this

y/nxflem17: MY DELUSIONAL ASS RN

_yourusername_ posted:

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_yourusername_: busy market day!!

_jessflem: my 🤍 . _yourusername_: all that coffee is gonna give you diarrhoea 🤍🤍🤍

samanthakerr20: stop giving her caffeine pls

y/nxflem17: NO ONE BREATHE IM FREAKING OUT

Fanaccount1: hard launch is coming i can feel it

fanaccount2: it’s her- the tattoos THE FUCKING TATTOOS!!

_jessflem posted:

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_jessflem: hiking (new zealand this time)

_yourusername_: i hope you got eaten by a bear xx . _jessflem: you would rock the widow aesthetic. .. flem17ing_: jeffrey you can’t just say things like that. some of us need to breathe.

Chelseawfc: love to see our girls staying active ❤️. . Fanaccount1: GIRLS plural?!??? .. fanaccount2: admin knows something we don’t know.

_jessflem posted:

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_jessflem: photos from today! thank you for everyone who worked on set <3

_yourusername_: omg. jessie. i’m dead. deceased. omfg. i just choked . _jessflem: don’t die 😣 .. fanaccount1: not y/n simping on main lmao

chelseawfc: 💙💙💙

flem17ng: someone check that y/n is still breathing pls. . _yourusername_: I’m not. .. flem17ng: LMAOOOOOO GIRL

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_yourusername_: happy 3 years to my beautiful girl. I can’t picture a world without you and your dumb jokes. forever and always xx

_jessflem: my love 🤍🤍

_jessflem: I love you but why did you use that picture . _yourusername_: love you too pookie .. _jessflem: 🙄🙄🙄

samanthakerr20: love you both lovers

kmewis19: look at my babies! all grown up

niamhcharles17: ok can jessie move out of my apartment now please?

Fanaccount1: 3 YEARS WTF HOLD UP. . fanaccount2: not us thinking they just started dating 💀

y/nxflem17: WHAT? WHAT OMG WHAT NO WAY

flem17ng: ok it’s alllll coming together now. . fanaccount3: with widow comment really makes sense considering THEY ARE BASICALLY MARRIED WTF?

[greynatomy]

here’s to another year!

sam kerr x reader

wanted to write something for our girlfriend for her little birthday.

-grey

———

It’s currently seven o’clock on a beautiful Sunday morning. You carefully lift your wife’s arm off of your waist, replacing it with your pillow as you slowly get out of bed. You wife immediately wrapping the pillow tighter, burying her face into it.

You softly walk out the room and to your kitchen when you see two surprises waiting for you there.

“G’moring, Mummy!” “Morning!” Your five year old daughter and two year old son greet you.

“Alright, let’s keep our voices down okay? Don’t wanna wake Mama up.”

“Okay.” Annie whispers, Sammy copying her.

“Do you guys know what today is?”

“Uhhhh, no.” You daughter smiles cheekily.

“It’s Mama’s birthday today, so we need to make her a special birthday breakfast.”

The three of you- well more like you and two observers- start making this special breakfast as quiet as possible to not wake Sam up. It took longer than usual even with the extra hands, but you were now playing everything and putting them on a tray.

“Wanna pour Mama’s juice baby?” Your daughter nods, carefully pouring the orange juice in a glass. “Okay. You’re gonna be bringing this to Mama so be extra careful.”

“Okay, Mummy.”

Picking up the tray, you head to yours and your wife’s shared bedroom, both kids trailing behind. Kicking the door open, you place the tray down on your vanity table, same with the juice, and help you children on the bed.

“Time to wake Mama up. Be gentle.”

Sammy has always been a Mama’s boy, so he doesn’t waste any time climbing on top of Sam, placing his head on her chest, cuddling into her. Annie on the other hand was your mini-me. She places her small hands on both of Sam’s cheeks squishing them together, like she always sees you do.

“Mama! Wake up!” She whisper-yells.

Sam slightly moves, lightly pushes your daughter away and trying to pull the comforter over her head, but couldn’t as your son was laying on top of it.

“Mama that was mean!” Annie pouts her arms crosses over her chest.

“Mama mean!” Sammy echoes.

“Mama! You have to wake up it’s your birthday!”

You see Sam’s lips twitch up, telling you she is now awake.

“I’m up, I’m up.” She sits up, stretching her arms over her head, looking at you all. You grab the tray off your vanity and carefully place it on the bed. “Woah! Is this all for me?”

“We help Mummy cook for you. Happy birthday Mama!”

“You did?” Receiving nods, she opens her arms out. “Come here. Give Mama a cuddle.” Sam kisses both of their heads, telling them to dig into the breakfast, finally turning her attention to you. “Hey, love.”

“Hi.” You whisper, not wanting to disturb the peace while you children are stuffing their faces with food. “Happy birthday.”

“Thank you. Come here, I still need my birthday kisses.”

“Kisses you say? Not just one kiss?”

“It’s my birthday. You have to do what I say.”

“Okay, princess.” You tease, but lean down to give her a kiss anyway.

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yourinstagram happy birthday lover! here’s to another year. annie, sammy, and i love you so very much 😘

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caitlinfoord please adopt me

mackenziearnold happy birthday big sammy

samanthakerr20 best birthday ever! love my family

user1 family goals fr

user2 my parents

[smellss]

Nudged - Sam kerr x singer!reader social media au!

summary: social media subtly is harder for some than others

notes: credit @chaosology @si’ve been obsessing over these and thought i’d try it for myself!

please let me know if you’d like to see a part two!

Part Two | Part Three

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y/noffical: Can't wait to look out to the crowd and see my beloved green and gold, I'll be home soon mum 💚💛

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taylorswift: can't wait to be down under with you 🖤

tayschaibiccy: reputation 👀 (Taylor's version) (down under edition)

masiepeters: go girl go!

matildas: loving the green and gold ✨

y/nsmummy: matildas social media slaying as always

baby/n: mother is arriving home!!!!!

floscrockpot: Ill wonder if she'll be bringing home other mother?

baby/n: idk they haven’t posted together for a while i hope everything is okay

dailymail: we'll we've got a story for you 👀

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dailymail: wlw power couple Y/n L/n and Florence Pugh have supposedly been broken up for over a year! Close source says the 5 year relationship ended amicably but both women did not want to create a scandal wave of drama and decided to keep it quiet. It’s even been noted Flo is in a new relationship with co-star Cillian Murphy, whilst Y/n is keeping things let’s just say down under… 👀

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y/nsmummy: we’ll i don’t believe in love anymore 🔪🔥

floscrockpot: i knew y/n wasn’t good enough for flo!

taylorschaibiccy: ma’am people like you are the reason they didn’t post it and make it public smh

baby/n: mmm i smell something going on here…

goodwitchymas: wait they were dating!

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y/noffical: perth night 1 ✨ never been so grateful to be back in this beautiful place.

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masiepeters: my girls all grown up 🥺

y/nsmummy: I REPEAT SHES BACK I REPEAT

matildas: thank you for having us queen 💛💚

y/noffical: i hope you ladies enjoyed the show ❤️

baby/n: huh

hugmetightly/n: no because this is interesting

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captainkerrupdates: Sam Kerr and the rest of the tillies spotted taking a break watching another Australian icon Y/n L/n’s concert last night in Perth.

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kerrsboot: how very interesting

baby/n: oh yes i do agree

sammy123: odd sam is not a very big pop fan…

y/nmummy: something tells me sam isn’t going for the music

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optusstadium: Our Matilda’s warm up session this morning good to see a lot of smiles on our nations gems 💚 #FWWC23

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samanthakerr20: thank you for having us 💛

haleyrusso: ❤️

kerrsboot: what songs do our tillies listen to while warming up??

alannahkenndey: strawberry kisses of course

samanthakerr20: nonsense by y/n l/n 🔥

baby/n: uh sorry excuse me pardon what.

captainkerrupdates: 📸 📸📸

mackenziearnold: oh sammy

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y/nultimategossiper: Y/n’s interview with Vogue Aus today talking about her favourite sport and the Matilda’s.

mummy/n: they are so dating are you kidding me

kerrsboot: they could just be friends

sammy123: either way it’s nice to see two icons supporting each other

mummy/n: sam liked this post

kerrsboot: damn i stand corrected somethings definitely going on

samanthakerr20 started following y/noffical

y/noffical started following samanthakerr20

[sunsetkerr]

THE TRADE | s.kerr

summary: as your afl season ends, your contract is up- leaving you, the hottest player in the aflw, up for grabs.

pairing: aflw!reader x sam kerr

notes: part one here!

yourinstagram

liked by samanthakerr20, crowsaflw and 18,398 others yourinstagram our third flag, so proud to have spent the last five years with this team. ytfg 💪💪

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samanthakerr20 the only time I will accept you not wearing a west coast guernsey is now ❤️❤️ so proud, go the crows!! ↳ yourinstagram screenshotting this and sending it to west coast right now

crowsaflw we love you #1 ↳ yourinstagram ❤️

user no because im so happy

user they need to resign her ↳ user shes a free agent, meaning whoever bids the most is most likely where she will go ↳ user she can't leave the crows 💔

alannakennedy casually winning flags ↳ yourinstagram its a constant tbh

alexchidiac10 loving the hat in the second pic ↳ yourinstagram its sam's dads 💪 ↳ samanthakerr20 roger was robbed

aflwupdates

liked by user, caitlinfoord and 7,281 others aflwupdates BREAKING NEWS: Adelaide Crows star, Y/N L/N, is officially a free agent. After winning her 3rd flag with the southern club, L/N's contract has not been renewed and she is rumoured to be looking for a new club. It is unknown whether Adelaide is negotiating a new contract with their star forward.

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user im losing it, she can't leave ↳ user I wouldn't be surprised, she doesn't live in Adelaide so it might be easier to go to a club closer to home ↳ user where does she live? ↳ user y/n has a home in perth with her wife sam and their daughter, but flies between perth, adelaide and london (where sam and y/n also have a house) for sam's football

caitlinfoord sick pic though @yourinstagram ↳ yourinstagram ffs caitlin ↳ user caitlin can't resist putting her foot in it 😭 ↳ yourinstagram literally this is my life, come get your dog please @mackenziearnold @alannakennedy

yourinstagram

liked by samanthakerr20, maryfowlerrr and 26,387 others yourinstagram in the off season we party (tillies style)

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mackenziearnold matildas 🤝 the crows ↳ yourinstagram party animals

user SAM AND Y/N HAVE MATCHING TATTOOS??? ↳ samanthakerr20 disgusting really

user seeing the girls let their hair down is so refreshing

user y/n looks in no condition to have caitlin foord on her shoulders, that is one expensive woman y/n- don't drop her please ↳ yourinstagram if I did it wouldn't be an accident

matildas see you at training tomorrow morning ladies!! ↳ maryfowlerrr I can't go out.. I'm sick

samanthakerr20 you little rager, you look so good in that shirt ↳ yourinstagram its 100% off (a sam kerr exclusive discount) ↳ samanthakerr20 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

user we are all freaking out about her trade and she's out here getting off her face with her wife's team mates 😭😭

crowsaflw

liked by yourinstagram, samanthakerr20 and 9,290 others crowsaflw it is with great sorrow we announce the departure of our superstar y/n l/n. five long years with the best, she will be missed on and off the field. truly a force to be reckoned with ❤️ we will miss you, forever our #1.

samanthakerr20

liked by yourinstagram, amysayer_ and 739,298 others samanthakerr20 she's off to continue to do great things ❤️ proud.

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user its so weird seeing them all lovey and not all I hate you ↳ yourinstagram dont worry its weird for me too

crowsaflw our girl! ↳ user but like.. not anymore... ↳ user too soon

kyracooneyx my lord and saviour ↳ charlotte_grant all hail mrs l/n-kerr

samanthakerr20 realising this photo kinda makes it look like you're dead xx ↳ yourinstagram sometimes when im with you I wish I was xxxxxx

yourinstagram

liked by samanthakerr20, aflw and 18,388 others yourinstagram the new diggs

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user STOP ITS OPTUS, SHE'S GONE TO WA

user omg shes going to west coast or freo

optusstadium so happy to have you!

samanthakerr20 who says diggs? ↳ yourinstagram literally shut the fuck up

mackenziearnold physically cannot sit still right now ↳ yourinstagram right now or ever?

user y/n literally tell us, tell us right now

westcoastaflw

liked by samanathakerr20, yourinstagram and 11,938 others westcoastaflw welcoming our new #1!! @yourinstagram blue and gold looks very good on you, don't you agree @samanthakerr20?

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samanthakerr20 DAMNNNNNN 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

samanthakerr20 can finally watch one of your games without wanting to vomit looking at your guernsey 🤤🤤🤤🤤 ↳ yourinstagram 💙💛

user I cannot breathe

user sam got what she wanted 😭😭 ↳ yourinstagram she always does unfortunately

roxykerr20 thank goodness we didn't invest in any crows merchandise 😂 ↳ yourinstagram you never would roxy 😌 I did this solely for you and roger ↳ samanthakerr20 I'll just jump off a cliff then x love you babe

[jflemings]

— in the open

pairing: kyra cooney-cross x singer!reader

summary: with all eyes on the matildas after the world cup, kyra and y/n gets sloppy when trying to keep their relationship lowkey

warnings: none!

a/n: madison beer has been used as the faceclaim for this fic!! i also loooove doing these so lmk if you want more parts 💌

yourinstagram

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yourinstagram 2 sold out nights in perth to kick off tour at home, let’s do it 🤍

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user1 so proud of you y/n !! ❤️❤️

kyracooneyx can’t wait ❤️

yourinstagram ❤️

user2 BABY IS HOOOOME

charli_grant my girl, my girl, my girl !! 💛

yourinstagram MY girl !! 🤭

user3 y/n knows the tillies???

user4 i think her and kyra have been friends for a lil while

matildas

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matildas ✂️📃🪨 for KCC’s jersey!

#Matildas #AUSvIRN #WAtheDreamState

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yourinstagram me next !!

user34 Y/N ?????

kyracooneyx Yeahhh you wish

user7 who’s here bc of @y/nupdates ??

user23 me!!!

user9 kyra and y/n aren’t slick likeeeee

y/nupdates

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y/nupdates Matildas players @samanthakerr20, @stephcatley , @mackenziearnold and @caitlinfoord at Perth night 2 🤍

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user2 tillies x y/n meetup FINALLY

user65 im crying

user7 i can’t deal

user23 wheres KCC?

user11 someone saw here at the show so she probably took this pic!

user14 they look so good BYEEEEE

yourinstagram

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yourinstagram the best welcome home i could’ve asked for, thank you so much

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samanthakerr20 the bestttt 💆🏽‍♀️❤️

yourinstagram that’s you skip 🐐❤️

user54 when two aussie legends come together to maximise their joint slay 🤝

kyracooneyx thanks for performing my fav song !!

yourinstagram especially for you 💋

user27 HELLOOOOOOOO

user49 WE ARE SO UP

user16 KYRA AND Y/N !!! KYRA AND Y/N !!!!

user67 this is the happiest we’ve seen y/n in so long 🥹 so happy for my girl !!

user8 i feel like we should be thanking kyra

charli_grant girlie did so good !! ❤️

yourinstagram luv u cha cha 🫶🏼

dailymailau

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dailymailau Popstar Y/n L/n and Matildas player Kyra Cooney-Cross seemingly confirm romance after being seen out together for a romantic date and night time stroll!

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user41 HELLO WTF

user23 WE ARE WINNING

user89 y/n looks so happy ☹️

user55 kyra’s got y/n cheesing im crying 😭😭

user12 they look so happy together !!

kyracooneyx posted on their instagram story!

yourinstagram posted on their instagram story!

a/n: i did love doing this & there is a part 2 in the works. part 2 to lacy will also be posted soon ! 🎀