#sam ug drawtectives

[the-stimmerh]

- - drawtectives season 1 episode 7 stimboard - -

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7th part of my stimboard every episode series for drawtectives!

this one's the one where they did the photoshop tool thing so the drawings are a little nonsensical, tried to find fitting stims though

Stimboard Per Episode catalog for all other episodes done so far

[rebuke-me]

i was telling this to @razzmatazzez earlier today but

i think my funniest harper justice headcanon is that the real reason that neither faucon nor sam ug rlly Like Her isn’t because she’s annoying. (okay, it kind of is)

it’s because they’re exes. harper justice dated both faucon and sam at one point in time. neither of them know but harper is like their cringe ex they don’t talk about ever bc its a little embarrassing bc she’s. y’know. harper. 

[skatankata]

Drawtective witnesses more like.............. lesbians

[dizzybizz]

every now and then i have to rewatch drawtectives s1e7 to keep myself sane

[petalcharite]

sam ug likers rise up

[full-time-femboy]

Sam Ug my beloved 💜💜💜

[aftermyownart]

Sam Ug just bossin' it up.

[lizardlullabye]

[drawtectives-ultimate-showdown]

Sam Ug (season 1 episode 7) v Ogalvy Smythe (season 1 episode 4)

[bardace]

I need to make more drawtectives ghost trick au stuff. People need to know how right I am. Rollerskating chicken waitress Harper failing to flirt with bartender Abayomi and accidentally blowing out detective Sam Ug’s ears with a bug planted in the chicken.

[peniswizard69]

I thought i had followed you already but im stupid as fuck and didnt. I simply must ask you for whatever you have in your head related to your drawtectives tma crossover. We are on a brainwave.

I thought i was alone in here... until i found u my sister

Ok most of what I have is Jancy x Gertrude and when I try to list headcanons for them I wind up just writing a half baked fic so I'll leave that in the trunk until I can full bake the fic

This Magnus institute, London is now the Bagnus Institute, Dondon. I could list a bunch of places in Breat Gritain but I'll leave it at Snengland Snotland and Snales

Phelix being in an animatronic and the stable of imagination were done with Leitners. The Celestial Spear connecting to Gareville was a Spiral ritual. Everything else is just like that, the game that Villainius is from, wild trains, Grandma compelling Sam Ug that one time, that's just what it be like

The Stranger looooooves animatronics. The Hunt is extremely powerful up in the Northern Tribes. The End hates Eugene with a passion

Some statement givers at the Bagnus Institute, Dondon: Edd Edguy, Hugh Janimal, Barry Dalive, Noah Naround, Ican Seayew, Kat Astrophe, Kent C Schitt, Tara Ntula, Ida Noyu, Wanda Eetiew, Jason Mighpray, Phil Thee, Lotta Merderz, and Oliver Twist

The head of the Bagnus Institute isn't Elias. It's Luke Ing.

York is halfway an Avatar of the Hunt but simply too distractable and indestructable to fully succumb. Might be immune to Jared Hopworth. The Highforge family is a cult, kinda like the Lukas family, idk for what entity. Rosé is lowkey serving the Dark but don't worry about it

Jancy is very Eye-influenced; she doesn't like it but she's too tired to hate it. She's an occasional ally to Gertrude, with her detecting skills and such. Maybe Gertrude would have hired Jancy to prove Gerry Keay didn't kill his mom? Idk

Eugene knows a lot of the big names, he's arm's length with the Lukases, Simon Fairchild, Rayner and the Divine Host, Luke Ing. He's also done some buying and selling with Leitner and Salesa

Ogalvy has like 11 Fears trying to court him. You know how it is

Gertrude would hate the Drawtectives for their goofy and fun loving nature. Jonathan Sims trying to go through a conversation with them would be the funniest thing in history

Tim, Basira, Melanie and Georgie would have disliked them a normal amount. Martin and Sasha would have been able to hang out with them. Salesa would have had a great time with them

Gerry would have gotten along great with the drawtectives. He'd talk with Rosé about alt fashion, Grandma would match him in weirdgirl vibes, York would think he looks scrawney and pathetic but then watch Gerry demonstrate strength somehoe and BOOM instant besties

Anyway yeah that's my things for now

[acethedria]

My thoughts on cops in Drawtectives

The Drawtectives have a whole weird relationship to cops and honestly it’s very inconsistent. This is common for detective stories so I wanted to think about it more.

Warning for spoilers for both seasons and the one shot

The Drawtectives themselves

Are the Drawtectives cops? If I were to classify them, they're only like cops in the way that a Superhero is, where they effectively act as law enforcement but with morals. They’re not real private investigators, they’re fictional, and can thus be like how they are. The Drawtectives would never go after anyone who didn’t "deserve it." However you define that.

However, they’re still a form of law enforcement and I believe I would be remiss if I didn’t say that they are still putting people into prison. They’re still putting "bad" people into the hands of actual full on cops, so they’re entirely complicit in the process. This is quite common in detective stories. We love Benoit Blanc but he still is in leagues with cops so y’know in real life how good could he possibly be.

The B Team

Okay so S1 starts off with a sympathetic character as a cop. Flem Mucowsy was only added to be a front door guard but it’s still an odd thing to start the group of cops we meet with a sympathetic / pathetic guy who’s so sick he can’t even do his job correctly.

This is contrasted immediately by an overly serious Inna Urfass. She is the only competent cop we really meet in the entire season, gathering evidence, putting people into individual rooms, acting as security for the entire building. She gets close to copaganda. Especially since the fact that she is stated to be the only competent person on her team, it sort of portrays her in a sympathetic light, that she is smart and everyone around her is holding her back because she "Does her job" (paraphrasing).

Pierce Steel is an absolute idiot and so is still Bogan, but during interactions with Pierce Steel we do know that Jancy used to work with him often and even had him declared innocent for a crime he didn’t commit. This reflects quite well on Jancy, as she absolutely ensures that the innocent are not punished, although of course it doesn't question the system itself. Pierce doesn’t either cause that’s what made him want to be a cop? For some reason? Pierce is a weird character in this regard.

Imagine a bunch of unequivocal idiots being the ones to decide who gets arrested and put into the process of the justice system and who gets to walk free… oh wait.

Paladins

Well, first of all, what even is a paladin? Sorin stops corruption and worker mistreatment but he still arrested Sam Ug, so Paladins seem to be different but very similar to cops where they arrest and investigate suspects. I don’t really know what makes Sorin as a paladin captain different from Pierce Steel. Sorin is a bastard too even if he was a socialist cop, however the hell that works.

The A Team

The A Team is like actual copaganda I think. A bunch of cool cops who know what they’re doing and do cool flips and shit while coming to take down the bad guy is such a stereotypically positive view of cops. It’s such a weird contrast with the entirety of the other cops in the series. Every single other one is either an idiot, comically serious, or Sorin who’s dead and also a socialist who hates corporations. They fully just do not fit in.

The One Shot

The one shot is when the Drawtectives literally interrogate witnesses with the help of cops arresting people. It is so out of character for the Drawtectives to be interrogating people honestly. Which by the way they should not be able to do legally unless they are actual cops so I don’t know what’s going on with Fancy Town’s policing system.

The real odd bit is Norm. Norm is a cop and is kind of just treated like a run of the mill guy. Harper is treated as unreasonable to freak out about the cop who arrested you walking towards you but tbh I get incredibly uncomfortable with law enforcement officers generally despite never having been arrested. I couldn’t imagine if you see the literal officer who once arrested you walking towards you in the park. Idk Norm is such a weird character and while I like his personality, the fact that he’s a cop is such an odd wrinkle in his whole thing that I can’t like him.

Also I mean hey at least the police aren’t afraid of treating other cops like suspects? That’s a positive.

Season 2

It has no cops. Not a one. Closest we get is Felix but he just thinks he's sending people home so, not really a cop.

Leland is arrested by cops with Jancy having called them but that’s kind of just the same issue as above with Jancy working with cops in general.

ACAB

<3

[dizzybizz]

🤠sam!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mispronouncing-michaelangelo]

some quick memes before bed to chill out with (part 2)

[id: 6 images of drawtectives characters, with quotes from the Troubled Bird's meme.

1: Phlegmucousy with the phrase, "Mother Nature wants you whacked."

2: The Animatronic with the phrase, "He gave them the heebie-jeebies. He had nothing else to give."

3: The drawtectives, with Don Jovi and Buzz, with the phrase, "A meat cleaver, he thought. 'Oh my god!' 'Oh my god!' 'Oh my god!'"

4: The Animatronic with the phrase, "He had a violent, uncontroled temper, which sent him literally insane when he was annoyed, but he was good-looking."

5: Sam Ug with the phrase, "My only crime was that i was down to clown."

6: Avis and Ogalvy with the phrase, "The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math." /end id]

[full-time-femboy]

Somthin about her makes me