#sam outlaw

[on-the-clear-blue]

So yall know that the League of Assassin's are like, an eco terrorist thing right? Well I just had this idea.

Sam, coming into Danny's room and just face planting on his bed: Ugh...

Danny, who was sleeping, awoken as his friend who had gone missing 6 moths ago flopped onto of him: OH SWEET-NOCTURN IF THIS ISNT REAL I AM GONING TO SOUP YOY SO HARD...

Sam, reaching up and slapping her hand on his mouth:Shhh, less screaming, more sleeping, escaping murder cults takes more energy than I thought.

Sam produces to pass out and sleep for three days straight.

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Tucker, lookingnup from his PDA: so...you joined what you thought was a peaceful protest and some how ended up in a eco terrorist death cult of assassins? I mean...shit now I have to do something interesting...

Danny, choking on his drink: Nuh uh, your the normal one Tuck, I died and now have a magical girl transformation and Sam got kidnapped by ninjas and somehow even more bad ass, you...you can still get out of this and just be a normal person.

Sam, nodding sadly: Yeah...don't conform to our standards Tucker, be your true, weak little boney self.

Tucker, sniffing:I am so going to not do that.

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Just the idea that Sam not only got League training but also got out is hilarious to me, like yeah, that is the kinda bs that would happen.

Alsoni can just see her dropping random lore shit.

Sam, bored as the boys study: Did you know thst the Demon Head dunks himself in corrupted ecto? Yeah it's gnarly man, didn't taste good.

Danny, going to speak before pausing and thinking, before sighing:Yeah I would have licked it too.

Tucker, frowning as he finishes his "Evil invention-enator": You both have so many issues.

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Sam, trying to teach Danny the basic league hand to hand:Come on dude! It's not that hard!

Danny, falling flat on his ass after not even touching Sam: Ow ow ow...fuck yeah it kinda is!

Sam, rolling her eyes: If not only the Demon Heads six year old grandson can learn but also Ellie? You can too.

Danny, mutterinf under his breath before pausing completely:ELLIE? What was she doing with a murder cult? I thought she learnt her lesson after the last one!

Sam, shrugging before putting kicking at Danny on the floor: I don't know she was following a guy around who was catatonic, said something about being angry at him for not answering her pen pal messages or whatever, I was more busy training to really care...like you should be doing!

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Years later Sam is joining Danny and Tucker in Gotham, Tucker because he was scouted by both WE and Lexcorp, he wanted to choose the evil company because poorer work place regulations and the likely hood of him getting a powerbost was much higher, but was bullied by his friends/partners into choosing WE.

Sam, coming to the R&D labs late one night bringing Tucker dinner so he doesn't starve working a late shift, blinking as she sees a short boy sneaking out of the lab: Biraeam? (Sprout in Arabic) what are you doing here.

Damian, blinking right back, experimental tech Bruce has yet to clear for the field clutched under one arm and the blueprints for a new type of explosive batarang in the other: Manson...I-I could ask you the same.

Sam, raising an eyebrow and staring down Damian: bringing dinner to my husband...who works here...and I can only think that you do not. So I ask that you put those things you have down and tell your bastard of a grandfather not to step back in this place.

Damian, eyes squinting, he hadn't been around his grandfather for ages at this point but still felt offended at her tone: I don't think I will.

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An epic fight produces where they both try not and spill/destroy the things that they are carrying until either Tucker or Tim find them and explain everything.

The everlasting Trio gets invited over for dinner (mostly because Bruce is a paranoid bastard and dislikes thst one of his employees is dateing/ is partners with an ex-LoA member) and it's a bit of just pointing at each other and shit

Sam, slamming her hands down on the table as she stands: Kindly Mr Wanye, Shut the fuck up, I know your batman, we all fucking know it so if you are going to try and interrogate us at least do it properly!

Danny, sipping his wine: I mean...I-I didn't know but I um...haven't been paying much attention to the bat dude...Rag man is cooler.

Sam, glaring:And you! Fucking Ragman? You can do so much better.

Danny, offended for his hero: Oi! He does good work!

Bruce, frowning as this night has gotten away from him: He kills people.

Sam, waving over at Bruce: Exactly!

Danny, rolling his eyes: Exactly she says, while having a kill count that's still growing, Exactly she says when she was the one that pushed that oil tycoon off the 50th floor.

Sam wincing,: Maybe not in front of batman babe?

Danny, looking over to Bruce that is looking ready to fight: Shit...imma call Tuck and tell him to start packing...

[honestviewersinnocentkids]

some of my country faves from the last ten years or so seriously if anyone's looking for modern country that's got that old fashioned feel and a bit of polish without being pop check out Sam Outlaw

[bet-on-me-13]

Sam is Adopted

So! Have you ever noticed how Sam doesn't look like either of her Parents? Her Mom and Dad are Blonde and Ginger, and neither of them have Purple Eyes. How would Sam ever come from either of them?

She tells people that she dyes her Hair and wears Contacts, but the reality is that she was adopted as a baby by them. They had just found out that Pamela was Infertile and they wanted an Heir foe their company, so they decided to Adopt a kid.

But the Adoption Agency didn't have any kids who would realistically look like them, so they just got the first kid they found.

She had been left at the Orphanage by her Mother citing an inability to raise her and an unstable income. She never told the Agency her name, but told them that the baby's name was Sam, named after her Grandfather.

Sam was raised knowing that she was Adopted, but never really put much interest into it. Until one day when she decided that her adoptive Parents support of the Anti Ecto Acts was a step too far for her. She took an Ancestry DNA Test to see if she could find her Bio Mom to get away from them.

The results came back, and she found out that her Mom was a woman from Metropolis named Lois Lane.

[kakapim]

Playing devils advocate here.

I still think that Toichi being alive is ... a not very good idea, but... now that the shock has passed and I'm chill about it now, and have been rereading stuff... there Might Be Something Here.

My favorite theory about Toichi that saves his ass from being a completely shitty father is that the assassination attempt did not kill him, but DID leave him disabled somehow. Kinda of what happened to Kudo, except he wasn't shrunk.

That would explain:

1- Why he had to disappear for 8 years. I don't think Chikage could explain to a child that his father "had an attempt on his life and is now hiding" that would be hard to explain, and kids aren't the best at secret keeping.

2- Why Toichi left stuff behind for Kaito. Since he cannot perform magic tricks and parkour anymore, he let Kaito decide if he wanted to carry the mantle of being KID.

3-Why he still hasn't showed up. Remember that Kaito Corbeau was Chikage dressed as him, and in movie 27 is flashback from Yuusaku (as I've heard, I have not watched the movie). And he was dressed as Corbeau, so I guess we don't fully know how he's doing modern-day. Him being in Japan would be too much of a liability.

This stuff also explains why Kaitos room was timed. His door was going specifically open after 8 years, being 17, which is old enough to know the truth and not spill.

Interestingly enough, it seems this decision of making Kaito the Kid was not something Toichi and Chikage agreed on, judging by the fact she asked Kaito to stop being KID and move to Vegas (and the whole Corbeau fiasco) and seemed somewhat upset in the first manga chapter when she realizes Kaito had found out the secret room.

But despite all of this, it doesn't explain why Toichi couldn't have simply just... called him? Like once the door hit the timer, he could've just called the boy. Tell him "Hey son I am alive although not well. Yes, I was the thief KID. I dont know what you will do with this info but have fun I guess". Cmon. Unless the disability in question was amnesia or something.

The only thing that breaks this theory is the fact that apparently Corbeau has been making the rounds in Las Vegas... but as I said before, Chikage asked Kaito to come with her and get there. Which is curious... does she want Kaito to meet the real Corbeau? To know something that's been a secret? Def something to ponder about.

So yeah... Gosho might have burned the rice but he might be able to clutch this. What I'm saying is, while hating on Toichi is funny, perhaps we should be a little more patient to see what happens.

[consumer-of-moss]

Komaeda I drew while I was losing my mind at a concert

[rems-writing]

Seduction gone wrong

》 Pairing: siren!Seonghwa x hunter afab!reader (platonic)

》 AU: supernatural AU

》 Wordcount: 3k words

》 Rating: nc-17

Nets: @mirohs-aurora-society @othersideoutlawsnetwork @illusionnet

I'm also tagging @doom-fics since they're a huge SPN fan :3

“First, we had to deal with that one siren that Bobby had to kill for us and now this?! Sammy, I don’t know.”

“Dean, I don’t like it either, but we have to. Besides, the Choi family has done so much for us when we had that one case. This is the least we could do.”

“Who are the Chois if I may ask?”

Sam and Dean turned to Castiel and Jack, who tilted their heads in confusion at the same time when Cas asked that question. 

“The Choi family helped us out with a wendigo case one time when they were in town. They had everything they needed to track them down. All they needed was a bit more muscle. The eldest and youngest were kind of weak at that time.”

“Oh yeah. Wasn’t the middle child drooling over you one time? Cas, let me tell you. Her brothers didn’t like that at all. They thought Sam was showing off.”

“I wasn’t!”

Dean chuckled softly while Sam shoved him lightly with a somewhat annoyed scowl on his face. It didn’t help that there was a faint blush on the tall man’s face as Dean said that. Jack saw this and a small grin appeared on his face. Cas had a small grin on his face as well. 

“It seems you two are well acquainted with these Chois. And from the sound of it, you guys are sure yet unsure at the same time. Tell me. What’s so different about this siren from the one that Bobby helped you kill? Assuming you guys are tracking down a siren.”

“We are. And unlike the last one, this one is different. This type of siren is basically the blueprint of all the sirens we’ve already faced. It’ll be harder to kill. We don’t know anything about this siren so we’re going in blind.”

“It shouldn’t matter though.”

The three of them turned their heads towards the nephilim in confusion.

“Like Dean said, kill first, ask questions later. Maybe it’s a good thing we’re going in blind. That way, we can pinpoint this siren’s weakness and use it to our advantage. Will we get hurt? Yeah we will. Will it be worth it? Yes.”

The Winchesters were deep in thought as they let Jack’s words sink in. Despite the lingering doubt in their minds, they knew in their hearts that they owed the Chois. Sighing wearily, Dean fiddled with the keys of their iconic black 1967 Chevy Impala. 

“Ok. It’s settled. We’re going to help the Chois.” 

Sam nodded and immediately went off to load their supplies inside Baby. Jack followed behind Sam while Cas stayed behind to talk with Dean some more. 

“If I may ask, what exactly do they need help with?” 

“The youngest Choi. His name is Jongho. And he’s been missing for some time.”

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“Hey, guys.”

San greeted the Winchesters and allowed them inside. Cas & Jack were stunned with the way San looked. They’ve been told he was weak. However, with the way he carried most of their weapons inside his home with ease, it seemed they were deceived. It wasn’t their fault however. The Winchesters themselves didn’t know how much San had bulked up since the last time they met. That’s when Jack made his bold statement. 

“You’re huge, sir.”

Sam looked mortified, Dean & Cas gaped at the nephilim, and San chuckled softly. A faint blush was on his cheeks as he nodded his head in acknowledgement of Jack’s compliment. 

“Thank you, Jack. And I hear you’re powerful.”

Jack beamed brightly and nodded rapidly. San matched his bright expression as he gestured for the hunters and seraph to take a seat. As they sat down, they heard footsteps descend the stairs. They all turned around and their jaws dropped. 

“Y/N…”

“Hi, guys!”

You greeted them cheerily and hugged them all, except for Jack. You shook his hand and then hugged him. After that, you ran over to San and hugged him. San threw an arm around you and kissed the side of your head. Dean’s eyes were wide, Cas had his head tilted, Jack was intrigued by the family dynamic, and Sam.

Poor Sam.

The youngest Winchester was trying so hard to keep it together. You’d certainly grown from that teenage girl he first met to an amazing young woman. Your hair was longer, your figure was fuller, and your sunshine personality stayed the same. Dean elbowed him slightly in order to get him to stop staring at you. After all, the last thing he needed was an earful from her brothers. 

“Thanks for helping us out.”

“Of course. We figured we owed you one after that wendigo case a long time ago.”

Once the pleasantries and small talk were over, the six of you got down to it. You and San had the area mapped out and pointed to areas that the siren had holed himself up in. You also explained to Cas & Jack how Jongho was taken. Sam heard the slight crack in your voice and looked at San, who nodded stiffly as his way of letting him know that he could comfort you. Sam stood beside you and spoke softly. 

“Hey. We’ll get him back. Jongho’s a tough kid. He hasn’t fallen victim to this siren’s tactics yet so we still have time.”

“I know, but still…”

“Kid, don’t worry. We got this.”

You looked up at Dean after reassuring you in that gruff voice of his. You grinned slightly and nodded in acknowledgement to his words. After San laid out a plan for tomorrow, you all ate dinner and retired in your respective rooms. Sam took over San’s room, Dean & Cas shared the guest room, San took over Jongho’s room, and you shared your room with Jack since you wanted to know the nephilim more. 

“So what’s the tea on Dean and Castiel?”

“Oh you have no idea, Y/N.”

You giggled as Jack recounted all the times that their tension was thick. 

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“Alright. We’ll split up. Dean goes with Cas, I’ll go with Jack, and Sam goes with Y/N.”

Everyone nodded firmly as San spoke authoritavily and listened to the plan one more time before splitting up into their respective pairs. Dean & Cas went deeper into the forest, San & Jack searched near the lagoon, and you & Sam went inside the cave. As the two of you entered the cave and pointed your flashlight and gun in whatever suspicious direction, you decided to make some small talk. 

“So Jack told me about the tension between your brother and the angel in the trench coat. I just wanted confirmation from you.”

Sam chuckled smoothly as you asked about Dean & Cas.

“Yeah… they acknowledged that certain feelings for each other are present. Now it’s just a matter of acting upon those feelings. As of right now, I’m helping him come up with date ideas.”

“Ok but that’s cute though.”

Your giggle made Sam’s heart melt. He wanted to hear that giggle more so in between your conversation, he cracked some bad jokes here and there. Some of them earned a smack to his shoulder, but most of the time, you simply giggled. 

‘So cute.’

Sam thought in the back of his mind. After a few more minutes of searching the cave, your flashlight flickered. You cursed under your breath and Sam noticed this. He tried to pull out the spare flashlight in his rucksack as fast as he could, but to no avail. As soon as your flashlight went out, a slimy hand covered his mouth and dragged him away. You were too busy beating up your flashlight to notice that he was taken away. After a couple more smacks, it flickered back to life. You smiled in victory momentarily before shining it all around you. That’s when you noticed the opened rucksack beside you. The smile vanished and panic set in. 

“SAM?!

You yelled out for him in worry as you carried the rucksack with you and searched for him. 

“SAMMY, DON’T PLAY WITH ME! WHERE ARE YOU?!”

You heard faint whispers echoing throughout the cave and a chill went down your spine. Despite that, you pushed forward. Shuffling sounds were heard behind you and you pointed behind you, only to find nothing. You huffed quietly and searched around some more. 

“Over here.”

Your ears perked up at Sam’s quiet voice from a certain direction. Your gut was telling you to not go in that direction, but against your better judgement, you walked towards the sound of the voice. You laughed awkwardly. 

“I told you not to play with me!”

You teased him and Sam laughed lightly.

“Sorry, babe. I couldn’t help it.”

You froze in your tracks, all teasing manners thrown out the window. 

Sam never called you any type of pet name, let alone ‘babe’ at that. However, you decided to play along. 

“No worries!”

As you got closer, your flashlight shone upon the familiar backside clad in a flannel and huge brown jacket. You then saw the back of his head. His chestnut brown hair was still swept back, but did it appear longer? Or was that your imagination? Either way, you shrugged and tapped his shoulder. He turned around and smirked. 

“Hey there~”

Your heart was racing rapidly at the way Sam’s voice was lighter and a bit more seductive. 

“Uh… hi.”

Sam cooed at the sight of your unsure nature and stepped forward before reaching out to caress your cheek. His touch felt familiar yet it was still slightly foreign. He never willingly touched you. He always had to have approval from you first before doing anything else. He bent down to your height and observed you even further. You held your breath and kept your guard up even though you wanted nothing more than to lean into his touch. 

“Have I ever told you how utterly gorgeous you are?” 

You’ve never heard Sam say that before. If you did, it would be awkward. Because that’s how Sam was. He slowly backed you up until you hit the cavern wall. He bent down some more and inhaled your scent, which made you freeze. Your flashlight was dropped from your hand and you tried hard to reach for the gun you stupidly tucked away when you saw him. He retracted his head and leaned in closer to you, feeling his breath on your lips. 

“I’ve wanted you for so long, darling. You grew up beautifully. Now? I can claim you as mine.”

You weren’t paying attention since you were focused on his eyes. 

Sam’s eyes were brown. 

This Sam’s eyes were silver. 

You momentarily looked behind you to see Jongho creep up behind ‘Sam’ with a dagger in his hands. As much as you wanted to feel relief upon seeing your baby brother, you had to focus on the task at hand. You snaked a hand onto his shoulder and signalled with two fingers to have the dagger given to you. Jongho saw this and nodded before delicately placing the weapon into your waiting palm. Once your fingers curled around the hilt in a tight grip, you smiled sensually at ‘Sam’ before driving the dagger into his shoulder blade. 

“FUCK!”

You pushed him away and Jongho held him down with his impressive strength while the real Sam appeared out of hiding and aggressively pulled out the dagger from fake Sam’s back before angling the blade towards his neck. 

“Who are you?!”

A loud cackle echoed through the vast cave as fake Sam slowly morphed back into his true form. His hair turned from brown to black, his face morphed back into something of androgynous beauty, and his body shrank back into the lean form the siren started out with. The flannel, thick jacket, jeans, and combat boots changed into a ruffled white shirt, slim black pants, heeled black boots, and a black corset that hugged his tiny waist deliciously. An evil smirk was on his face as he broke out of Jongho’s hold and pinned Sam down to the ground. Sam struggled underneath the siren’s grip while the siren straddled the taller man and looked down at him seductively.

“My oh my. Such a handsome man you are, Winchester. I can see why Y/N likes you.”

Sam shivered as the siren bent down to lick a stripe up from the base of his neck to behind his ear with his long tongue. An obnoxious moan left the siren’s lips as he ground his hips into Sam’s lap slightly yet aggressively whilst his head was thrown. His fingers dragged down Sam’s chest and he bent down once more. 

“Don’t you want me?” He asked him seductively, his silver eyes shining brightly with malintent. 

“HANDS OFF MY MAN, SEONGHWA!”

Sam’s eyes widened as you sprinted towards Seonghwa and tackled him with all your might. Jongho helped him up and checked for vital injuries, to which there were none. The youngest Choi and the youngest Winchester had to run over towards you to pull you away from Seonghwa. The siren was holding his defined cheek since you scratched it with the dagger. 

“This isn’t over, Choi Y/N.”

Seonghwa smashed a crumbling wall next to him, giving him time to slither away whilst the three of you moved out of the way to avoid getting hit by falling rocks. Sam covered you while Jongho kept an eye out for anything suspicious. Once the debris stopped falling and the dust settled, you ran over to Jongho and cried out of relief in his arms. Jongho hugged you back tightly and kissed the top of your head. 

“Thanks for saving me.”

Sam nodded meekly, still trying to shake off the icky feeling Seonghwa left on him. You looked up at Sam and walked over towards him before grasping his hand in yours. 

“Hey. It’s over. Come on. Let’s get out of here.” 

“Yeah yeah. Sure.”

Jongho felt bad for Sam since Seonghwa was basically the alpha siren and he honestly had no idea that Seonghwa would do that. You tried your best to calm Sam down as the three of you walked out of the cave. The remaining four approached you guys and Dean looked distraught as he walked over to Sam’s trembling form. Cas looked over at Jongho to check for any injuries he needed to heal while Jack looked over at you and San. The two of you had a silent conversation, which confused Jack. 

What the hell was happening?

Soon, all seven of you made it back into the Choi household, where the atmosphere was awkward yet comforting. Dean and Cas were asking you, Sam, and Jongho questions about what happened while San grabbed a jacket and walked out of the house briskly. Jack was debating on whether or not he should follow him, but after mulling it over, he decided to just focus on his family. After recalling today’s events, everyone went to sleep. It had been a long day. Dean & Cas took up the guest room, Jongho got his room back, Sam shared your room (much to both of your delight) and Jack took up San’s room since San wouldn’t be back until tomorrow. Team Free Will 2.0 were confused as to why the eldest Choi was out so late while you and Jongho knew of the simmering anger that was threatening to tip over inside of San’s subconscious yet decided to let him handle it on his own so Jongho could sleep right away while you were busy comforting Sam. 

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“You went too far, Hwa.”

The alpha siren giggled mischieviously while San was seething with anger. The two men were in a hidden alcove located alongside the western part of the lagoon. Seonghwa sighed and glided over to San before wrapping his arms around the man’s broad shoulders. 

“At least Sam and Y/N are now closer than before.”

“Yeah but you seducing the youngest Winchester wasn’t part of the plan.”

“While I’ll admit that it’s my fault for doing that, you have to admit. It worked.”

San sighed and uncrossed his arms as he looked down at his lover with disappointment. Seonghwa noticed and the playful demeanour washed away. He carefully held San’s face in his hands. His silver eyes faded into a normal brown and they went big with sadness. 

“I didn’t hurt Sam or Y/N, right?”

“No, you didn’t.” 

“If I honestly went too far, just tell me. I’m so sorry, darling.”

San sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose while Seonghwa panicked. His hands were shaking, which was uncharacteristic of him. He was the alpha siren for fucks sake! He shouldn’t feel any shame! And yet here he was… 

“I’m sorry, San. I’m so sorry.”

San heard Seonghwa apologize hoarsely and reached out to grab him by the waist with one arm. The other reached out to grip the collar of his ruffled shirt. 

“Don’t apologize, Hwa. It wasn’t your fault. Your siren nature instinctively told you to do that.”

“But you hate it! I can smell the jealousy on you, y’know?!”

“So what if I’m jealous? It doesn’t matter.”

“Yes it does! I love you, San! I care about you! Can’t you see that I’m willing to change for you?!” 

San’s anger diminished when the first tear fell from Seonghwa’s starry eyes. He reached out to wipe it away. Seonghwa leaned into his touch and sniffled. 

“Don’t cry, my love. Please…”

Seonghwa hiccuped and looked away from him. San didn’t like that. He grabbed his chin and kissed the siren on the lips desperately and passionately. Seonghwa immediately kissed him back and dragged him over to the bedrock that was in the alcove. San hovered over him, his hands finding his waist before staring him down. 

“You’re mine, Seonghwa. No other man or woman can make you feel this good. Always remember that the next time you want to seduce someone out of the blue.”

“Y-Yes, daddy.”

“Good boy…”

[stardreamer28]

does a ship ever just strike you by how beautiful they are? not just physical appearance, but the chemistry, how they act or speak together, and if you're lucky how natural the portrayers are together. the little touches or glances that are added makes each scene just so unf that you can't breathe for a few moments and when they're not onscreen the next scene you just wonder what life was....

[lifewithaview]

Sam Heughan and Romann Berrux in Outlander (2014) Surrender

S3E2

Hiding in an isolated cave, Jamie leads a lonely life until Lallybroch is threatened by redcoats pursuing the elusive Jacobite traitor known as "Red Jamie." Back in Boston, Claire and Frank struggle to coexist in a marriage haunted by the ghost of Jamie's love...

*Jamie wears trousers mirroring the decline of the clan culture. Kilts were made illegal following the defeat at the Battle of Culloden.

[hyohaehyuk]

thejamlore: Rolin on writing a jam-moment in the 2x08 script:

“it just was very clear […] [jacob & sam] needed/had earned a slice of pie that no one should know about” / “they just wanted to stay there forever”

Video: Collider Interviews - Interview with the Vampire: Sam Reid & More About the Fan Response to Season 2

Article: tvguide - Interview with the Vampire's Jacob Anderson and Rolin Jones Wanted to 'Achieve Vampire Grace' for Louis

More excerpts:

[saecookie]

Cyclops. Scott Summers. Current X-Man. Always a Champion.

[daisyhooves]

Dylan from my Garry Spacetime au

An au in which Dylan does not appreciate the direction Adrian is trying to push Hypnospace in, and quits the moment Adrian insists they "get rid of the nerds" as Dylan has a few friends in that area.

He takes up the name Garry Spacetime, continues his music loving career, and ends up getting into trouble concerning Merchantsoft anyway, but its fine...probably...

He still actively uses Hypnospace still under the name Garry Spacetime, different headband ID, and often can be found chatting with those in M1nx. Re3koning (named Sterling for this particular au) finds this "Gary" a bit strange, and starts trying to dig further into his background, if not to figure out just who he is.

Turns out one trip to the grocery store was all they needed.

[bearlytolerant]

Tagged by @thatsgoodsquishy0 (thank you) and tagging @ellstersmash @thevikingwoman @roguelioness @myreia @eridanidreams @aro-pancake and anyone seeing this who wants to show what they’re working on!

This is for a one shot inspired by the above photo/all the ones I took of Sam in Del’s outfit.

“Why fetch a price on my pretty head, when we could just run away together, darlin’?” He traces his thumb along your jawline. Hooking his forefinger underneath, he draws you in close, his breath on your lips.

You abandon rationale and reason and close the gap between you. One impatient and hungry kiss before you pull away. His gaze on you is warmer than the flames at your back.

“Running away togther doesn’t pay my bills,” you retort and he gives a wry chuckle.

“I’ve got more than enough for the two of us.”

“Dirty money’s useless.”

“Not at the Den. Not at the Key.”

“I’d be a fool to mix my lot up with pirates.”

Sam snatches your collar up in his fist, pulling you in as he kisses you hard again. Decorum and principle tossed aside, you curl your fingers up in the loose strands of his hair gathered around his neck. Smoothing his hands down your sides and settling at your hips, he tugs you into his lap.

[passerby916]

Sam Frieberg. A 32 year old mentally deranged woman from Ohio with personal vendetta against anyone she claims is Maneaeve. Strudelbutt. Kathryn Clark/Outlaw likes shit talking with no credible evidence. She blocked me here buuuut not on my other many accounts.

Simple search of her name on Facebook and taa daa. Strudelbutt on ED was right all along.

Her account accounting-activism.

Sam will always pull whatever lies she's got to continue harassing people who ditched Kat. Her ex- girlfriend she used to fuck. Gotta stir that pot.

She wants to obsess over these people crying victim but defends her friends who have proven to be animal fuckers. Pedos into incest.

What was that thing you said Sam? Oh right.

Everyone is Maneaeve. Everyone is Kathryn. Everyone is Strudelbutt.

Go to rascalraccoon on tumblr to see all the evidence that proves these claims about Sam's friends.

High-on-halycon. Evildad. Twins. Whitephoxx, her wife LittleWolf.

The incest bit was a joke on Maneaeve's ED page. Maneaeve is asexual. Baw she hates men. Easily offended Sam Frieberg. Weirder? She pretended to be Maneaeve and Brenda to keep her identity a secret. Fail.

Sam is all about the facts assuming she gets it right.

Your in thirties right now so I'm guessing maybe when you get older you'll grow up.

You may as well delete your silly blog Sam Frieberg

[incorrectlooneytunesquotes]

Ralph Wolf: Any ideas cousin?

[Wile E. smiles before running off]

Ralph: Oh brother.

[Wile E. grabs a stick of dynamite and runs off]

Sam and Ralph: Oh brother.

[origami-butterfly]

if you're still doing ship ask, mikey/ty?

Omg!!! Yessss!!

I feel a bit weird for shipping them because of the whole unethical experimentation thing, although I know there's no moral weight to shipping, and there's lots of fucked up things people ship, but this is maybe my first(?) unhealthy ship, so I'm new to it all.

ANYWAY, YES, there is so much to ship there, I'm not totally sure why I ship them? During the mission to get Michael back, when the compound Mikey found Ty and was relieved to see him, was probably one of the moments that made me ship it... Also the fact Ty seems to get some sort of gratification out of Mikey's emotional pain more than physical pain... I'm not sure if I'm making sense right now. Also Ty seems to be very susceptible to falling in love with various Mike Walters iterations. Anyway, I love fucked up scientists and their fucked up feelings. Also I think they would have nasty gay sex, given the right conditions.

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