#sam crack

[jackalspine]

@schnuffel-danny hehehe

regarding this post: from schnuffle

[sandushengshou]

Interview with the Vampire | 2x08 “And That's The End of It. There's Nothing Else”

[lizleeships]

Perils of dating a dude with wings (AKA One day I made a really schmoopy drawing and simply couldn't leave it unruined.)

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[crookedmime]

A most holy man indeed.

[reallyunluckyrunaway]

Jim Beaver is a treasure ...

[mrswhozeewhatsis]

BWAHAHAHA!!!!! I want art of this. HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Two for One

No pairings, just Bunker Shenanigans

A combination of prompts from @ericaprice2008

“Whoever did this better be armed, because I am NOT holding back!” Dean’s voice bounced down the hall to you and Sam in the kitchen. As much as you loved the Winchesters, you knew to keep your mouth shut in times like these. Sam’s brow pinched and he shook his head, hair fluttering just so. Dean stormed in, searching for a fight.

“Uh—”

You looked at Dean and back to Sam, one grinding his teeth and the other picking his jaw off the floor. “How did that even happen?! You don’t exactly sleep that heavily.”

“You tell me, Sammy!”

“I didn’t do it! That kind of dye would have stained, it’s like friggin’ Indigo.”

“I think it looks good on you.”

“Don’t you even start with me!” Dean barked, “alright, hands up.”

You and Sam held out your palms for inspections, both leaning towards innocence. Dean huffed and stormed back to his room. An hour later he was back with a ball cap low over his eyes, a bag full of Just For Men in different shades of brown.

“Finally trying to cover the gray, huh?”

“Shut up and help me, will ya? I don’t exactly have any experience with this crap.”

So, you did, getting Dean’s hair back to something close to his natural shade, though the sheen from the blue still seemed to peek through in certain lighting. You kept that detail to yourself, letting him nod in satisfaction at himself to you through his reflection. The next morning, it was Sam who woke with a shriek.

“Uh, guys?”

There was nothing you could do, because it was a look you would have never imagined possible on the gigantic man. But there they were, perfectly spaced corn rows tied off in clear rubber bands at the base of his neck. Dean and you were in tears before Sam could beg for rescue. In fifteen minutes, you had Sam’s locks freed, if crimped from the tight braids.

Sam grabbed your wrist as you set the leftover hair ties on the tabletop. “You know what this means, don’t you?”

“You guys pissed off the wrong person?”

“No, it means you’re next. Might want to add some warding or barricade your door tonight.”

“I’ll be fine, Sam. But thanks.”

“Thank you.”

That night you crawled under your covers and sighed into the quiet. “Nice job, Gabe. But you better hit me up too, unless you want them to start guessing it was me.”

The only response you got was a gentle chuckle and a tingling along your scalp.

[strawlessandbraless]

Dean forgetting his own name, calling a lamp a light stick - but sees a bloody handprint and immediately starts obsessing about his angel

GIF Credit

[sammybeann]

[mishaesque]

obsessed with this shot from dead in the water in which the guys shouting from the dock are clearly two completely different people in sam and deans clothes but like???? they didn't even get the height the right way round?????

[raileurta]

Due to miscommunication and rumors transformers are led to believe that humans are the descendants of voracious unbeatable metal eaters who could consume a whole bot in an hour.

This doesn't change as much as you think it would but enough to alter events.

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Tired AF Sam after defeating Megatron : Uggggh I really need to eat.

Optimus dying a little inside: I see.... enjoy yourself.......

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*when Mirage & Noah first met*

Mirage: Oh my God please don't eat me bro. I promise you I'm not tasty.

Noah: (The fuck) I won't???

Mirage: Thank the allspark I'm too young to die yet.

Noah: ??????

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*Charlie nawing on a spoon*

*Bee scooches away*

Charlie: Whaw-t?

Bee: (⁠・⁠_⁠・⁠;⁠) ......

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This is purely crack and I wanted more content on humans being scary to the bots.

[sandushengshou]

[lizleeships]

...they're idiots, your honor.

*Bernie Sanders Voice* I am once again thanking spn-lesbian for the incomparable inspo

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[reallyunluckyrunaway]

[mirroredmoons]

spn x funny msgs

[dooanuh]

more butchnatural

[strawlessandbraless]

Dean in Denial - The Fall ‘24 collection

7x02//11x23//12x11//12x11//15x09