#salads headcanons

[boxofoxberry]

desertduo are NOT beating the allegations rn

[petalleyy]

He's going insane

Near buys mini accessories for his finger puppets (specifically more for the Mello one)

[the-mold-is-coming]

Another adorable morro sticker for my collection

I promise I've been drawing things, i swear, i just dont post them ToT

He does not cut his hair, and on the morrotober server it was suggested that he may also not wash his hair, and having in mind this is a pre death filthy, stinky little creature, i find that very likely

the secret to immortal hair that doesnt decompose off your skelly after your clothes are gone is never washing it, trust/j

Cant wait for school to be over so i have no excuse to procastinate on printing these (kinda quit working on my shop because school started right after i finished the light box for product photos :( im also a massive procastinator). Im thinking of making an entire morro pack with all my stickers of my silly little guy :3 I swear this wet cat represents me more than every persona i have ever created

[imfinereallyy]

Steve didn’t think much about what gender to like for years. It just always kind of been women for him so he didn’t think too deeply about it. It wasn’t until Eddie Munson that he re-evaluated. And it wasn’t during the Upside Down or anything. No, it’s six months later when they are smoking a joint together during a an older kids hang and he realizes how soft Eddie’s lips look.

Steve just thinks, huh well that’s different like no panic at all, just curiosity. So in front of everyone he interrupts Eddie mid rant and asks “Hey Eds, can I try something?” And Eddie says of course, cause why would he think anything of it.

Steve just kisses him. Right there. In front of everyone. Eddie is shocked cause holy shit what, his crush is kissing him. And Steve just pulls back and nods with a “Yea okay. Guess you do it for me too.” And kisses Eddie again.

Eddie is enthusiastic about kissing him back.

[assortednarutoheadcanons]

Assorted #8

In Konohagakure, there are 3 types of Ninja. Clan, Civilian, and Civilian Clan Ninja.

Clan Ninjas are really rigid and have a lot of unspoken rules of propriety. They are extreme lightweights and can't drink coffee without Side Effects occurring. Typically (exceptions may apply) living with their families, they have very specific diets that won't cause any issues in the long run.

The Inuzuka Clan can't really eat vegetables. Shino nearly faints when he finds out that Kiba has never see lettuce because that's a huge staple of the Aburame Clan.

Civilian Ninja are 'rowdy' and 'rough'. They can generally eat everything safe for humans and live in either the civilian or ninja districts. They drink coffee, eat deep fried food, etc.. No Clan Ninjas can truly drink coffee or have whiskey, despite Kakashi desperate attempts when he was a chunin.

There are a few 'Civilian Clans' (Uzumaki, Lee, Sarutobi, Yamanaka) where they can eat normal food and drink coffee but they can't handle alcohol.

The exception to all these rules is the Akimichi Clan who can consume Anything with no side effects whatsoever. This includes rotten flesh, although they don't exactly like the flavours or taste.

P.S. I have Feelings about the Sarutobi Clan. None are really good.

[writersmorgue]

BNHA does TikTok trends: candy salad trauma dump 🍬

inspired by @weewoow-20706030's post

READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.

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@.minatheealienhero posted a new video!

Transcription:

"Hi! I'm Midoriya, and when I was 14 I was told to kill myself, suffocated and almost killed by a slime villain, and told I would never be a hero in the same day."

...

"Midoriya, the candy."

"Oh, right, and I brought Twizzlers!"

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"I'm Bakugo Katsuki, when I was 17 my heart exploded and I died. I didn't bring anything and I'm leaving now."

"Thanks for participating!"

"Fuck you."

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"Hey! I'm Red Riot, and I watched one of my teachers die in front of me. I brought Crimson Riot gummies!"

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"I'm Denki! I once fried my brain during battle and was legally dead for seven minutes. The video of it went viral and my uncensored corpse was on the cover of a magazine. I brought skittles!"

"He has it framed in his office."

"Well, it's funny now."

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"Hey everyone! I'm Uravity, and when I was 16 a girl sacrificed her life for me and I watched her die while her quirk kept me alive. I brought gummy bears!"

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"I'm Shouto. My father's family bought my mother for her quirk-

-I was burned with boiling water-

-he died, or we thought he did. I'll get back to that later-

-severely isolated, at least according to my therapist-

-he tried to kill me, which was unfortunate-

-but then I had to fight him even though he's my brother-

-I mean and he was basically just a skeleton at that point but somehow still lived-

-and he said 'soba' which was heartbreaking,-

-but I don't really remember a lot of it. So there's not much else I can tell you. Oh, and I brought these strawberry candies. They're my favorite."

"Great, thanks."

"Why are you crying?"

"Why aren't you?!"

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"-the red button, yeah like that! Okay so I'm Mina, and when my quirk manifested I gave my mother an acid burn that permanently disfigured her, and I can count on one hand the amount of words she's spoken to me since. And I brought whoppers!"

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"My name is Shinsou, I brought... I don't know what these are but Denki said they're good. Anyway, when I was little my biological parents muzzled me and kept me locked in the basement for two years."

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"Hi! I'm Jirou, and I had part of my ear ripped off mid-battle and still had to fight while in excruciating pain. I brought nerds."

"...I also had to listen to Denki do karaoke the other night. That was really traumatizing"

"Kyoka, shut up!"

"Learn how to sing!"

[myfandomprompts]

How do you think each ewan character would be like as a girl dad.

I have been dying to write prompts again (I did that in another life), and I have no time nowadays because of work, but because I am an unreasonable person apparently, I'll take great pleasure doing this headcanons!

Ewanverse!girldad headcanons

Abraham

He would be harsh with her/them. His community wouldn't really see girls in high regards and would be loving and caring only in private. He loves them, but is scared to be "too close" to them. In public he can't help but keep an eye on them though, they are his blood after all, his precious women.

Aemond Targaryen

He would be over protective. At first, he would think that he would care only for boys, but no matter if it's his first child, or second, or tenth, he will go into dad mode and just- raise her to be the best. He would take pleasure spending evening reading High Valyrian with her, be very wary of what dresses she wears, of who she meets. He would encourage activities, would it be dragon riding or sword fighting, and whenever she would grow up to be a little rebellious he would turn mad and worry all the time she escapes the Keep or get into trouble. But he would be so proud.

Billy Taylor

Clumsy at first. There is nothing more scary than to have a child, and have a girl of all things. He would be amazed during all the infancy, and then panick. All the time. But he would adore the moments where they would connect and spend time together. She would be as sweet as him, and would be showing her off to her mother and family proudly.

Billy Washington

↑ This is his genuine reaction learning he'll have a girl. The minute he realises it, his mind is set on doing better, on getting all the help he needs in order to be a better person, and the best dad. There is something scary about having a girl, but he knows she'll be okay because the girls in his family are brilliant.

Ettore

What will he do with a girl? Is that the product of his obsession? Why is this different of any other girls he knows? > Because it's his daughter. On earth, he would be an awful dad (if he managed to keep her, that is), would provide but barely. Maybe send her to fetch his cigarettes or do things for him that a child shouldn't do. But in the end he would like to have her closer to him. It's his daughter, no one else's.

Genyen/Shaun

Would not care, at first. Hell, what even is the point? When he sees her for the first time it's so odd, she is his, and she will grow up to resemble him. Maybe he could teach her a thing or two, who knows? How to fare for herself, how to con people. And as time passes, the more they team up, and he can't see his life without her.

Michael

It's his babygirl. He is so lucky. She will be brilliant, how could she not be? He will protect her from the others that will look down on her, because no one deserve her anyway. They don't deserve to be in his presence. He would buy her so many books, her first computer at four, and from there just watch her grow to be as brilliant as him. And then she would crush all the category of person that looked down on him when he was himself growing up. He would be so proud.

Oh, and he would made dad jokes. All the time.

Osferth

Caring, loving. A product of the sky she is. What is more beautiful than his daughter? She is a gift, and he would protect her with his life, cherish her until she is so happy she shines. He would read to her early on, and then when she would know the psaums better than him he would have the biggest grin. He doesn't want to fight anymore, just take care of her.

Tom

Him, a dad? Okay, he'll manage. Shouldn't be so hard, eh? But then a girl? He'll turn into someone else. Attentive, doting, a little firm but it's because he just want to protect his family, and hell how he would want to protect her. He would have an even closer relationship with her than the mother and would be so happy. She teach him how to be more responsable, because there is nothing more worth than changing for her.

Will

Will Will Will. Would be really lost at what to do, but then he looks and looks at her and just fall in love. Why should he not spend all the time he can with her? Would feel guilty nonetheless. What if he is not good enough? He would let the mother take care of her, but he can't stay always long. Believes she would be better without him, anyone would be actually. But life gave him this girl, he should at least try. And he won't regret it.

I excluded Jason, Jack, Poacher & car thief (SOAH)

[starmocha]

...this man has such an addictive personality istg. First, it was video games, and now salad dressing, apparently...

[coupleofdays]

I recently had an interesting realization about Allenby Beardsley's pilot suit:

The colors of the suit clearly aren't exactly the same as the Swedish flag. Of course, not all of the pilot suits in G Gundam have colors corresponding to the flags of their respective nations (one notable exception being the German pilot), and we also know that not all of the "Neo" nations have flags similar to their current equivalents, if Neo-America is anything to go by:

However, what I recently realized is that Allenby's suit does in fact correspond to a certain flag associated with Sweden, from a specific period in history.

Between 1814 and 1905, there existed the "Kingdom of Sweden and Norway", a union between the two neighbouring countries. While the nations were still somewhat separate, it was decided that they should some kind of unified flag. After much discussion, it was eventually decided that there would still be separate Swedish and Norwegian flags, but that they should each have a "union mark":

This "union mark" was often derisively referred to as the "herring salad", supposedly because it resembled that particular Norwegian dish:

But, to get back to Allenby, what I realized was that her suit actually somewhat resembles the "union mark", with its mixture of red, white, blue and yellow.

It became extra interesting when I found that there was an earlier, unused proposal for the look of the union mark, that seems even more Allenby-like:

Of course, I'm fairly certain that the creators of G Gundam might not have been that knowledgeable about a particular period of Swedish/Norwegian history, and that the resemblance is most likely a coincidence. But that won't stop me from speculating about some kind of in-universe headcanon explanation. Clearly, Neo-Sweden and Neo-Norway are separate countries in the Future Century, with their own Gundam Fight representatives. But could there be, or have been, some kind of alliance? Perhaps during the global war that preceded the establishment of the Gundam Fight? Did Neo-Sweden decide that they wanted to harken back to this alliance/union when they created Allenby's suit? Or is Allenby perhaps of mixed Swedish/Norwegian heritage, and wanted to express that? And, most importantly, does she like to eat herring?

[boxofoxberry]

falling fairy

[dookypickles]

duncan eats like he desires to have mega diabetes and doesn’t gain a single pound and if alejandro wants to eat something sweet his ass jiggles for like a week 💔💔

[steriotypicaloutlaw]

Okay, so, I want to tell you about a lighthearted argument from a dream with Ghost and Price. It was the most "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia"-esque argument I've ever seen in a dream and I love it.

🍮- "What are you doing?"

👻- High and mixing fried diced potatoes with diced cucumber, diced pepperoni, and yum yum sauce "Making a salad."

🍮- "That's.. not a salad."

👻- "Uhhh, maybe not a salad you would eat. But it's still a salad."

🍮- "It's quite literally not a salad.. like, by definition-"

👻- Interrupting "Oh yeah, and what's the definition of a salad, Encyclopedia Brown?"

🍮- "Well, I don't know off the top of my head, but that's definitely not it."

👻- "By your standards, chicken salad, tuna salad, potato salad, and macaroni salad are also not salads, so.."

🍮- "Well, those are different!"

👻- "Different how?!?" Getting closer to Price's face, "Different how?? Tell me how this is different!"

Upon waking, I looked up the definition of a salad. Ghost was right.

I guess the dream based itself off of my headcanon for him-

"Simon is the king of weird food combinations. Blame it on growing up in poverty and needing to combine whatever the hell was in the house at the time to make food, but the fucker still does it. He'll straight up mix finely-diced potatoes with cucumber and pepperoni, throw a sauce on it and call that shit a salad"

Generally, he/I put Taco Bell creamy chipotle sauce on it, but the dream said Yum Yum Sauce, so..

Also, a picture of said salad-

[dreamingofeos]

In Timeclipsed, the stories of Sonic And The Black Knight and Sonic And The Secret Rings are one in the same.

Starting all the way back when he was first born, Sonic was gifted Shahra's lamp by his maternal aunt, Bernadette. Shahra's purpose was to fulfill his whims and make him happy.

They were close up until Sonic was around 11 years old, at which one of the evils plaguing Christmas Island, Erazor, corrupted Shahra's mind and turned her into the Dark Queen. Queen Aleena was able to seal both of them away, however, the last interaction Sonic had with his twisted childhood friend was of her telling him she never cared for him. Shahra's absence, on top of everything else, caused Sonic to fall into a depression, and contributed to his eventual running away from the kingdom.

Nearly 7 years later, the power of Aleena's seal weakened enough to allow both Shahra and Erazor to escape, throwing the kingdom and the entire island, by extension, into a complete state of time-frozen darkness (think the Twilight from Twilight Princess). The fragments of Shahra that still remained intact reached out through Sonic's dreams, informing him of the state the kingdom had fallen into and pleading for his return to assist them. He departed the same evening, crossing the Miracle Sea for the first and only time to get back home.

Shahra, or rather the bits of her that still possessed altruism, shakily came together to form a version of herself that could assist Sonic in his quest— a.k.a., Merlina. Merlina's abilities allowed her to create illusions of Sonic's friends from her own understanding of them, in order to further aid him.

Hence why they...

...look like this.

Throughout his adventure, Sonic reminisces and mourns his past, seeing spectral versions of his family and friends, and vows to rescue them. His inevitable success led to both the kingdom and Shahra being freed from Erazor's influence, allowing Merlina to dissipate alongside the Dark Queen, and becoming Shahra once again.

Shahra asked Sonic to stay, telling him that he would be revered for saving the kingdom and welcomed home with open arms. That his family missed him and no one would hold leaving against him. However, it's an offer he ultimately refused. And for the first time in years, Sonic gave her a wish to grant: that she watch over his family, a task he feels he is no longer deserving of.

And having been bound to Sonic at his birth rather than the Queen or his siblings, Shahra must obey, no matter how much it hurt her heart.

She watched Sonic sail away after their goodbyes, and the two haven't spoken since.

[ricihh]

Happy pride!!!! 🏳️‍🌈

I fell in love with a poly ship so I did a shipping chart for them! They're all sapphics here, I love my girls sm 🥺💖

Live, Laugh, Yuri 🤧

My distracted ass forgot Lawrie here but THEY WOULD BE IN VALUES PERSONAL SPACE 😋

[myfandomprompts]

Hey, I saw you did what Ewan's characters would be like with a girl daughter. And I admit that my curiosity was: What would each of Ewan's characters react to an unexpected pregnancy? Or announcement of a pregnancy

Or, opening new horizons, what would each person's relationship be like with their wife/girlfriend when they were pregnant? (if you want to use the reader for this part)

(I'm sorry if you're not accepting requests or something)

Hi! Thank you for the ask and it's truly okay and wonderful!

Headcanons: How would EwanVerse characters react to unexpected pregnancy?

Abraham

He hadn't even planned to stay with you, his only focus was on earning his place among the gypsies. Yes, he lied to himself about liking you, about being obsessed even, but at least he had managed to keep his emotions at bay. Until now. When he learns of your pregnancy, he gets mad, takes time for himself to think. Then he sees how miserable he had made you and his turmoil quickly turns into guilt. He can't stay away from you for long, let alone hurt you. You could be together after all, happy, and hell, that baby is his. What other beautiful manner to make his claim on you is there?

Aemond

War was raging, and he took you as his companion because he could, because as Prince Regent, no one will dare say a word against it. He had needs, impulses both of sinful nature and quiet affection, and you were meeting each of them perfectly. But when you don't bleed for two moons, he finally realises why he chose you, why he didn't 't care about being careful: he wanted you for himself, and having you round with his child would be the ultimate prize. You and the baby would be untouchable.

Billy Taylor

He feared it was going to happen. He had heard the stories so many times : people around with too much passion which caused unexpected things to happen ruined their lives, even reputations. It had scared him as much as elated him when he got to be with you, to touch you everywhere. And now, with the news of you pregnancy and amidst thinking of a way to tell his mother, he finds out that he would do it all again, thousand times over if life allowed it. He would be so very happy with your child.

Billy Washington

He wasn't supposed to have met with you again, or even to hook up. You, the ex he had a hard time forgetting about. But he guesses that once you harbour feelings for someone, it never really goes away. When you tell him, he is awestruck, not believing it, even asking you if it's his. It takes weeks for him to wrap his head around it, thinking what the hell he's going to do then he decides. Decides that he was delusional thinking he could live without you for a while, and that he won't let you go again. He never stopped loving you, and that baby will make everything right.

Ettore

You're just his neighbour, the only one who gets him, who sees him for what he is. He actually doesn't care about what people think of him, or what you think about him. Or maybe just a little. But he likes how you let him do things to you others wouldn't. When you tell him, he stays silent for a while, expressionless. "So?" he tells you, and when you slam the door in his face, he tries to convinced himself that he doesn't care. But in truth he can't stop thinking about it. About what it would feel like to have something as... precious with someone. How foreign it seems to him.

Genyen

He doesn't understand: you said you were fine with him being "just a friend", that you didn't want more, and it suited him fine. So why were you telling him that now? He can't do anything for you, he has nothing, even if he would like to. He would, truly, he finds himself thinking, provide for you if he could, for the baby. But it's the way you look at him with those shiny eyes and a hand on your belly that make him abandon any idea of disappearing on you. He'll stay, whatever you say he is to you.

Michael Gavey

He is euphoric. You're the girl of his dreams, and it seems surreal. He can give you everything you want, provide for you like you've never been cared for before, you don't need to be anxious about it all. He reassures you at once, already scheduling how you'll manage to graduate and have a beautiful baby at the same time, your baby. He won't ever let you go, and is already planning for the second one.

Osferth

You're the lady he can't believe he has, and when you announce that you're carrying his child, he can't help but feel guilty. He has promised himself never to sire a child, a bastard's bastard, and now he had brought shame on you. You would have been better without him, really, better with someone worthy of you. If only he had been more careful. What if you died in labour? What if the baby died? It's with those dark thoughts that he snaps out of it and decides that he will look after you until then. He will pray for you and the baby, be there for the both of you until life takes him.

Tom Bennett

He isn't even surprised, you're his girl after all. It's not like he had planned it, but it was bound to happen at some point. Deep down, Tom is a family man, always taking care of his folks, a fact he is finally brutally made aware of when you tell him the news and a warm feeling fills his chest. Now he just have to find a way to get you a ring. Maybe he'll have to steal it?

Will

It wasn't supposed to happen. You were supposed to get sick of him like everybody eventually did, and he was supposed to remain detached. But then here you are, saying you want to keep it and he allows himself to hope. Hope that maybe you truly love him, that maybe he'll finally have something of his own, something to share with you. Maybe he'll be able to let his guard down, like he always longed to. With this news, he felt like he wouldn't be hurt anymore.

I excluded Hoodie, Jack, Jason & Poacher.

[mushiimune]

hi :') what are blink and mush's favorite and least favorite things about each other? & how do they make up after they fight/disagree/hurt the other person?

helo 👁️👁️ unrelated to your ask but Tumblr user sarahjacobs I love your art very much... .. ..

Blink loves being around Mush because he's sunshine, packed tight into a person (his good looks are a fortunate plus). The same trait that occasionally confounds him, he treasures. Maybe it's a side effect of being friends so long, or maybe Blink has been trained to relax at the sight of Mush's face, because he knows good things are to come. There are a lot of things in life Blink isn't sure about, but what he knows is that a world where Mush is unhappy is not one he ever wants to visit.

Mush appreciates all the little things in life enough for the both of them. He has hope, and holds it tight. Blink admires that. He wishes he were that optimistic.

Mush likes Blink most for how resilient he is. They see the world through different eyes, but from the very beginning, all it took was one look for Mush to know Blink was a fighter, in more ways than one. Blink could make a boring day exciting. He saw something he wanted, he went after it. Mush admires that a lot.

In his youth, Mush couldn't count the number of times he was told what he was, and where he was going to stay, no matter what he did to try and change his fate. He found the only thing he could control was himself, and the way he viewed the world. He grew up feeling small and helpless. Blink changed that.

The downside of Blink's determination is his hair-trigger temper. He tends to batter anybody who even vaguely pokes fun at him. In a second, his mood can change from docile to volatile, and Mush is often the one who has to calm him down, because nobody else cares to try.

It works, of course, because in a symphony of voices, Mush is the only one that Blink ever hears. Mush knows Blink cares about him, trusts him and his judgement more than anybody else. It's control, in a way—the thing Mush lacks. And it scares him. He doesn't trust himself. He doesn't have all the answers. Or much of any at all, as a matter of fact. Mush simply doesn't want Blink to get hurt.

And as for making up after a fight:

Mush is the type of guy who takes a couple days to think, and formulate a good response. Blink, on the other hand, is the same way with apologies that he is with most other things in life: hasty and flustered.

His relationship with Mush is the most important thing in Blink's life. The slightest hint of disturbance in their carefully crafted peace, and Blink can't think. He can't breathe, can't eat, can't sleep. He's tossing and turning, pacing around and dragging hands through his hair in a futile attempt to calm himself down. He'll say anything he needs in order to make Mush happy.

Unfortunately, Mush can tell when Blink is just saying what he wants to hear, and when he's truly being sincere. He'd much rather Blink be honest with him, and actually reflect, instead of spewing excuses and promises to change and be better.

When Blink knows he's wrong, or he's done something bad, he apologizes to Mush right away. Even if he doesn't particularly regret throwing a punch or two, what he does regret is making Mush upset.

When Mush does something wrong, he gets a bit sullen, but hides his face against Blink's shoulder and tells him he's sorry.

Mush is the only person in the world Blink's willing to work on himself for. At the end of the day, they always manage to make up within a day or two. They cannot live without each other for long.