#sakuro needs a hug

[thedevotedhealer]

"I'm starting to consider going Missing nin."

I MEAN WTF IS UP WITH YOU PEOPLE COMING IN THE HOSPITAL WITH THE MOST RIDICULOUS INJURIES?!

"Genma-san came in (more like broke through the damn hospital windows) with a still burning ass from an explosive tag, etched right into the crack of his ass with a kunai. The man set the damn fire alarms off because of it and now we have 5 sick, whining elderlies because they caught "the sniffly boo-boos" as the old windbags put it, and they insisted I do their checkup. And trust me, pervy sage is nothing compared to these hags in the hospital, feeling you up and down with their creepy hands, ugh and I can't even do anything bout it, because LAWSSSS! Yaaaay!!! Now I know how Sayuri (Sasuke) felt when I pestered her, but even I stayed respectful!

Fucking shit...

One day I will get outta this crazy ass village for good and take Shizu-senpai and Shishou with me from this dumb ass village, Shannaroo!!!"

Irk mark forms on top of his forehead as his teeth grind, creating sparks all over while fumes come out of his ears.

(Ps: does the Akatsuki deal still stand? If y'all still have vacant space, lemme know;_;) - Sakuro 🍃🌸

"Thanks for listening to my rant, reader.

Medic life is hard: we don't get paid enough for this, shannarooo T~T " He proceeds to cry in the corner, holding a big fox plushie.

[ao3feed-bnha-girls]

A Hundred Peach Blossoms

a hundred peach blossoms by ElianSolaria

A civilian at the wrong place, frozen in terror and resignation— She saves him It leads her to her bleeding out on his lap— He's just a kid. “What's your name, kid?” Momo never gets to hear the answer.

Yaoyorozu Momo fights. Yaoyorozu Momo dies Reframe: this is the end (Except—the story doesn't stop here)

A new-born baby is found on the doorstep of a whorehouse on a stormy-day. They name her Haruno Momoka— Haruno for a bastard born in Land of fire, and Momoka for the vivid crimson of her hair, a colour reminiscent of peach blossoms. It changes everything.

Words: 1115, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Series: Part 1 of imposters, or what to do when whoever up there yeets you into another universe

Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, Naruto

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Characters: Yaoyorozu Momo, Haruno Sakuro Replaced By Haruno Momoka, Original Characters, Uzumaki Naruto, Uchiha Sasuke, Nara Shikamaru, Hatake Kakashi, Uchiha Shisui, Other Naruto Character(s), BNHA Cast Mentioned, Other Character Tags to Be Added

Relationships: Past Platonic Todoroki Shouto/Yaoyorozu Momo, Haruno Sakura & Yaoyorozu Momo, Haruno Sakura & Uchiha Sasuke & Uzumaki Naruto, Haruno Sakura & Nara Shikamaru, Haruno Sakura & Hatake Kakashi, Dai-nana-han | Team 7 & Haruno Sakura, Other Relationship Tags to Be Added

Additional Tags: Starring: Yaoyorozu Momo As Haruno Sakura But Named As Haruno Momoka, Yaoyorozu Momo-centric, Haruno Sakura-centric, Haruno Sakura Has Issues, Haruno Sakura Needs a Hug, Haruno Sakura is So Done, BAMF Haruno Sakura, Strong Haruno Sakura, Mokuton User Haruno Sakura, Protective Hatake Kakashi, Hatake Kakashi Is Trying, Protective Uzumaki Naruto, Protective Uchiha Sasuke, Nara Shikamaru is a Good Friend, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Red Light District- Geisha Elements

Read Here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/38481118

[blazekurumu]

Left Behind: A Magia Record Story

Warning: Angst! Ashley Taylor variety!

It was the day of the great exodus.

Iroha and Yachiyo had just come back from their latest event from the English server and went to celebrate Iroha's birthday in the Japanese server. Waiting there for them was all the magical girls up to that point, eager to congratulate the pink haired heroine.

"Happy birthday big sis!" Ui exclaimed along with Touka and Nemu. Sakuro smiled as she placed the trio at the large table next to Iroha.

"Happy birthday Iroha!" Tsuruno, Felicia, and Sana cheered, showing her the birthday cake they all made for her.

"Mokyu~!" Lil Kyuebey said, jumping on her shoulder and snuggling her cheek.

Iroha smiled happily at everyone who was present for her birthday. Everyone was here for the anniversary and her birthday, including Tart's gang, Suzune's group, and even Kazumi's squad! The entire Mitikahara group happily gave their own gifts to her.

"You made the game great Iroha! Thank you for bringing the Madoka franchise back!" Madoka herself said, making the other pinkette blush.

Just as everyone was about to slice the cake, a flash of light enveloped the room. In her holy glory was Madokami a.k.a Ultimate Madoka. Everyone squeaked in fear with the exception of Cool Homura, who just blushed at the beauty.

"Greetings everyone, I've come to give my congratulations on your anniversary and Iroha's birthday." Madokami said, clapping her hands. "Guess it's time to inform you about the news from our developers."

"Huh? What are you talking about?" Yachiyo asked, curious about where she was going with this.

Madokami sighed sadly, looking away. "They've decided to close the English servers due to low payments."

A collective gasp came from all the girls, surprised that Aniplex would do such a thing. Some of the girls who were in Arc 2 were sad that they couldn't meet the American audience.

"Hey! I never got to go up to 4 star! No fair!" Ayame complained, getting comforted by the rest of the Azalea girls.

"What's not fair is that Hanna was the last girl to be released. That crazy psycho is the last thing they're going to see." Nanaka eyed the purple haired female from the villian side of the table.

"There's nothing we can do I'm afraid. We knew that it would happen eventually, just not so soon." Madokami said.

"I hardly got to debut in the latest Tart story!" Elisa shouted, jabbing her thumb towards Corbeau. "Plus, all they wanted was her!"

"At least you got two events before they closed." Umika muttered, vaguely remembering the Kazumi event storyline.

"You have no room to complain Elisa." Suzune agreed, narrowing her eyes at the red dragon girl.

A cry came from the Charge group at the table. Little Riko stood up, nearly knocking over her chair in the process.

"ASHLEY IS IN DANGER!" The small girl yelled, elicting the same reaction from Emiri, Karin, and Rika.

"Ash is like the only one of us not part of the Japanese version!" Emiri panicked, going for the door. "We need to, like, save her or something!"

"No way am I leaving a fellow Kirinite behind!" Karin said, running for the door too.

"She has such a great fashion sense! Plus she's a blast gorilla everyone needs." Rika put out, going for the door.

Riko gave Madokami a teary eyed look. "How could you!? She's a magical girl with a doppel, a great moveset, and a tragic story! Your as cruel as Aniplex to leave her behind." She ran to follow the others to save Ashley.

All the Arc 2 girls gave the Arc 1 girls a weird look.

"Whose Ashley?" Ryoko, the red ninja girl, asked Mitama, who was casually putting ketchup on her slice of cake.

"Oh Ashley Taylor? She was a magical girl exclusive to the English server." Mitama took a bite of her cake. "Fought with a stuffed animal and everything. She loved Japanese culture."

"She sounds perfect for this server! How come she can't come over?" Sasame, a Void girl like Mitama, wondered aloud.

Cool Homura shrugged. "Guess they just didn't want to export her. A shame, when we worked together, we were practically unstoppable."

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Ashley Taylor wandered the empty wastelands of the Magia Record English server, not a single one of her magical girl friends in sight. Hugging Momosuke, she felt a sense of loneliness as the world around her burned. Most of the players had abandoned the server entirely while some lingered to play to the last minute. Sitting down on a bench, she watched the world crumble around her.

"ASH!"

"ASHLEY-CHAN!"

The California Otaku looked up to see the four girls who she made friends with running towards her. Smiling softly, she was suddenly hugged by Emiri, who pushed her over with much force. Riko and Karin cried as they hugged her too while Rika helped her up.

"What are you guys doing here? The English server is about to die...with me along with it." She added, gripping her arm. "You might as well forget about me."

"We can't! You are our best friend!" Riko tugged her along the burning wasteland towards the tunnel to the Japanese server. "We aren't leaving you behind."

"You can't be left behind because of what Aniplex decided!" Rika reasoned, hands on her hips. "You are one of us, a fellow magical kawaii girl!"

"Yeah Ash, like that one movie said, we are in this together!" Emiri pushed her from behind. "Now let's go before-!"

All four of them made it pass the portal no problem, but Ashely felt as if she hit a barrier. Rubbing her nose, tears filled her eyes as the girls desperately tried to bring her into the tunnel. After a few times slamming her into the barrier, Ashley gave them a melancholy look.

"You'll have to leave me here. I can't leave the English server, no matter how hard you try." Pressing her face against the barrier, digital tears streamed down her face. "I'm sorry I won't be able to come with you and meet all the kawaii people over in Japan. At least we'll have the memories from my small event and story to remember me."

"Ashley!" Riko cried, holding her hand with Ashley's. "You were one of the first people to meet me and you loved my bento! Thank you for hanging out with me!"

Ashley hugged the small girl as she passed through the barrier. "Thank you for helping me reconcile with my father. You are a true friend Riko." Placing her back into the tunnel, she waved at the small group. "Sayonara minna-san! It's been fun!"

Before any of them could reply back, the door to the English server slammed close, trapping Ashley Taylor on the other side. Emiri held Riko and Karin as they wept in her arms while Rika cried on her shoulder. Together, they watched the door disintegrate into little bits of data.

[thedevotedhealer]

Life update in Konoha:

A patient asked: how it your day going?

it's pissing rain, I almost got blown away TWICE on my way to the hospital, I'm soaked to my damn core, a cat flew over my head and scratched my damn forehead and I stepped in shit. Also I saw a fellow shinobi get blown away by the wind.

Life is going GREAT *proceeds to break his clipboard in anger, to prevent himself from breaking the patient's damn neck* PEACHY, PEEERFECT! NEVER BETTER!

I think I will retire medic life.

Scratch that,

I will retire from LIFE. *grumble*

Thanks for coming to my Tedtalk -Sakuro Haruno, your trusty, tired medic.

[thedevotedhealer]

How to acquire and take care of your trusty anti-social, closet pervert (kakashi: hey!) Sensei. A step-by-step guidebook by Sai, Naruto and Sakuro:

• Step 1: acquire Icha Icha make-out tactics newest editions.

• Step 2: lay the bait out in the open.

• Step 3: set up trap.

• Step 4: once in position, capture the Sensei. He may struggle, and get free, but promise him a lifetime of Icha Icha novels. He will drop everything and come with you

• Step 5: take care of him. Give him head pats hugs. He's a touch deprived person, so he needs it.

• Step 6: If he becomes resistant, don't worry! Just cook him some meal and buy more IchaIcha.

CONGRATULATIONS! you have acquired Kakashi, a level 2 difficulty shinobi-san!

You may proceed to the next level.

Good luck!- Sai, Naruto, Sakuro

[thedevotedhealer]

Because I Love You

WARNING!: murder, blood, gore, YANDERE! Male! Sakura, Obsessive Behaviour, Anger issues, Hyugas need to chill.

<modern Au>

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3rd POV:

One Summer day, after a heated argument with your parents about how you want to be with Sakuro Haruno, which the Hyūga clan family (yes, ur from the Hyūga clan) outwardly, "politely" refused, stating that they wouldn't let her marry off to some clanless, lowlife mercenary. your heart sunk in your stomach, knowing fully well that the great Hyuuga clan of "Hyūga corporate" would never let in an outsider, much less a civilian mercenary and a war medic from a merchant-descending family anywhere near people of such high status, let alone marry into one. it was still a status problem, even in 21'st century.

The tears welled in your eyes, as you buried your head in your palms, crying from the pressure of emotions, cursing yourself inwardly for being born into such a ruthless and arrogant clan.

Then between your fingers, you saw a set of mint-green glowing eyes. You clear your vision, not quite wanting to face your lover, but also worried as you now could clearly make out his features.

His viridian eyes were wide open, darkened, pupils, dilating, until they settled into a very sharp, almost cat-like form, his jaw was clenched tight as he ground his teeth from anger, his body tense and his knuckles turned white from how hard he was grasping the fabric of his jeans before he relaxed after your father has finished his rant about destiny and how he was a lowlife and whatnot.

Still

He went completely still, his bangs foreshadowing his expression.

Burying your face back into your hands with shame and embarrassment and the need to burst in tears once more, you finally decided to storm off and get some air, even though you weren't sure how good of an idea it was to leave your love behind with your family, but you didn't care at that moment, all you needed was some fresh air to clear your mind.

"Y/n Hyūga, come back here right this instant!" her mother called out after you angrily.

Y/N' POV:

"I resent all of you so much, Mother. If only you could just shut up, crawl into a ditch, and die!" I screamed and stormed out, cussing out my lineage, gasps and the rage-filled voice of my mother slowly dying out as I ran further, finally out of the mansion.

Too bad that would be the last words I would ever say to them.

As my father would say "fate would be inevitable."

If only i had stayed...

After 5 minutes of trying to cool my head, I started to regret my words. 'Maybe that was a bit too harsh... I should apologiz-'

*BANG*

before i could finish my thought, something loud came from the house. Maybe something fell? Or maybe Father threw something...?

Oh no...

Sakuro!

Quickly I ran back from the big garden in a hurry, swinging the giant door open.

"What happen-!!!" before i could finish my thought, Sakuro was walking out with an unreadable expression on his face, his eyes dull and dark.

I ran up to him and hugged him tightly, sighing in relief that he was safe. "Sakuro-Kun what was that sound, w-what-" Before I could finish my sentence, I looked up at his face properly, I noticed only then:

Red splatters on his face adorned his mostly flawless features, dripping from the side at some point.

then, a metallic scent filled my nose.

3rd POV"

Backing away from him on slow and shaky feet, she looked down at his clothes, taking in his appearance: black and red materials of his shirt and flannel had been darkened, his jeans splattered with the same substance as the one on his face, a gun in one hand and long strands of bloody mat of long hair in his other one, his tall body hunched over slightly, lost in thought, dazed almost. She looked by the entrance of the living room, lower body of what she could make out was her sister, blood pooling around slowly straying its path to random directions and down at herself, her once clean attire now covered in her parent's and sister's blood.

Then it happened: Darkened viridian met pearly Lilac.

"Hey, Y\n?" he asked, a dazed look still eminent on his features.

The h/c haired woman couldn't muster a reply, her lip started trembling, eyes wide, backing away towards the door slowly, which the pink-haired mercenary had followed suit after, not making harsh or rash movements, as if to not startle an already scared animal, who was ready to bolt at any given moment. "You love me, right? no matter what I may do? You will still keep the promise, right?"

Pearly lilac met his gaze once more, she picked up on his broken tone as if he was holding back his emotions that were pressured like a dome about to break and spill over. her eyes pleading silently, begging to tell her it was not true, that this was a prank and her beloved family was still alive, yet all she got in return was his blank gaze, face softening, morphing into a guilty and apologetic look.

She shook her head. "No... NO! What have you done?!" She screamed, both in horror and rage. She tried to dash to the door and open it, but was beaten to it by a large, gloved hand, banging the giant door closed, the hinges rattled from the Sheer force.

Gloves...

Those were his military gloves, her mind provided, covered in blood, leaving a red trail on the door as his hand slid down.

His arms sneaked around her, holding her.

"NO! LET ME GO!!! MURDERER, MONSTER!!!" The last remaining Hyuga of the household screamed eyes blurred from the tears streaming relentlessly down her features. "MAMA, PAPA!!! NEE-SAMA, HELP, PLEASE!!!"

She kept thrashing and screaming for help, trying to get out of the Pink-Haired monster's grip, which wouldn't budge the slightest at her attempts to free herself. Sakuro put the gun back under his shirt, held by the belt, and fully embraced her from the back, letting them sink to the floor, his body protectively, almost possessively wrapped around her, his monstrous strength keeping the weeping woman in place.

She kept screaming but to no avail.

Sakuro thanked the heavens at that moment that the Family was on a vacation by the seaside, where they had a place far away from the mainland of the beach, by the sea. A separate place where nobody would bother them, and a place where nobody would hear a gunshot and screams...

Her screams turned into hoarse cries, and the hoarse cries turned into hiccups.

Then

Silence...

Finally gathering the courage, he turned her face towards him, moving the stray hairs out of her beautiful face with one gloveless finger.

Completely clean and warm.

How absurd...

her eyes dulled, out of energy, her mind fogging between consciousness and the dreamland.

"It's ok, It's all over now, I'm here..." He said, his face warm, beautiful, soft mint now a shade of viridian under the moonlight that peaked through from the giant window of the door.

This was the Sakuro She knew, the one she fell in love with, she mused once again in her mind, her hand, drained, reached up to touch his bloodied cheek, her mind in a state of dilemma.

Was this a dream? a nightmare? it had to be.

She would wake up, she knew it, she just needed to close her eyes.

"Why...?" She asked, her voice hoarse. She felt like claws were scratching down her vocal cords, if she talked louder, she thought vaguely, she was sure they would snap.

"Because you are mine and mine only. I won't let anyone else have you, Because I Love You... and won't let even your family or god take you away from me if he came down." He smiled, gently kissing her forehead.

Then his face darkened "If you're not willing to be with me, even if I go to hell for my actions, I will hunt you down and take you down with me because there is no me without you, and I won't let anyone have you..

Because I Love You, More than you can ever imagine, my moonshine..." He said in a gentle voice, but Y/N could see, even at the state of passing out, that there was a darker intent.

Because I Love You, Huh...?

she saw his eyes, then the moon rising perfectly between the glass, illuminating where they sat,

Then...

Darknesss...

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OMGOMGOMGOMG, MY FIRST YANDERE MINI-FIC!!!!!

EEEEEE!!!!

Enjoooyyyy <3