#sakuatsu headcanons

[raisunomii]

An overlooked part of the SakuAtsu dynamic is that they're not kind people and they'd never be in a relationship willingly but fate has unfortunately tied them together. Ask Omi what he likes about Atsumu and he'll cut out his tongue before saying anything other than "his brother". Imply that Atsumu might have feelings for Kiyoomi and he's trying to choke himself out with his chain. Whole time they're five months into a relationship and moving way faster than they should be

[autisticakaashitruther]

Sakuatsu AU where they meet at OCD group therapy

[eurydicees]

atsumu who gets a tik tok account and makes it everyone else’s problem. kiyoomi who downloads it for the sole purpose of blocking him.

[tadaxii-i]

I'm sorry I need help finding a fic

It was a sakuatsu fic and they were pros and they had late night phone calls and shit, then at some point they go karaoke with the others and kiyoo and atsu sing 'someone you like' by the girl and the dreamcatcher and atsu sings the girl part and I've been looking for it for agesss

[mellowwangxianenthusiast]

Miya Atsumu is /not/ ticklish.

When he lets out a laugh when Hinata suddenly grabs his waist for a hug, its just cause he was happy they won the match. Hes especially not ticklish when he's drunk and cant stop giggling as he and Bokuto lean against each other drunk from the bar

Atsumu isn't ticklish when Meian takes a bet from Inunaki that he can't lift Atsumu above his head. Atsumu isn't ticklish despite Osamu and Suna telling the whole team when they're at lunch at Onigiri Miya. But maybe, just maybe, Atsumu is ticklish when he and Omi are having their weekly movie night and Omis fingers brush against his waist (totally on accident) and he watches in delight as his setter (definitely not crush) let's out a quick giggle. And maybe Sakusa Kiyoomi is the only one Miya Atsumu doesn't deny being ticklish too.

[artisticxlly]

Fuck it, Haikyu!! characters and their unusual skills hcs

Ushijima is very good with distinguishing tastes. Like he can tell you if a drink is or isn't diet (combine this with diabetic tendou?? for the ultimately sweet (pun intended) moment of him telling the waitress that his boyfriends drink isn't diet and that he'd like another, please) also this makes him a very good candidate for developing chocolate recipes

Kuroo and Kenma learned some simple sign language to communicate without words (comes in handy when Kenma gets overwhelmed at a party, for example). Sometimes, they use it early in the mornings because neither of them are early birds and get grumpy without caffeine.

Kageyama has a very sensitive sense of smell. He will outright tell Hinata if he changed his shampoo because he can smell it (and because most of the time doesn't like it).

The Miya twins are actually really decent singers if you get some alcohol into them. They are also really good at whistling (it annoys the hell out of their partners sometimes).

Sakusa can mimic people really well (he's perceptive and picks up on their habits and speech patterns really quickly) and his impression of Atsumu has made for quite a few scenarios where their team cannot stop laughing because of how good it is.

Kita can sleep practically anywhere if he's exhausted, he just chooses not to for his own dignity (until he moves in with Aran anyways, who finds him asleep spread out on the floor multiple times).

Suna has a very dextrous tongue, i.e., he can tie a cherry stem in his mouth (do with that information what you want, honestly)

Hirugami can mimic certain animal sounds really well and sometimes does so almost out of reflex (maybe a verbal stim?) when he treats animals at his job (i.e. he'll "mreow" right back at a cat).

Akaashi can wiggle his ears and nose and does it sometimes when he's bored.

Bokuto can walk on his hands when he does a handstand (I mean, overall, I think that he could be very good at gymnastics)

[miyasstan]

Streets are saying Haikyuu Time Skip is being animated!!!!! I am afraid of the person I'm gonna become if it happens, you better hide Mr Onigiri Miya, EJP Middle Blocker Suna Rintarou, Argentina official setter Oikawa Tooru, Brazil Hinata Shoyou and those MSBY idiots or respectfully I am omw :)

[hitoshi-yuuto]

Angry Atsumu storming down the hallway

Sakusa : uh oh.

Osamu : What?

Sakusa : i see an angry boyfriend heading our way.

Osamu : yours or mine?

Sakusa : does it matter?

Osamu : if it's mine, there's a chance we'll live, but if it's your's, we're dead.

[youcanbeaclock]

Don’t get me wrong I LOVE the “sakusa has a 15-step intensive hair care routine” and “atsumu probably just shampoos and conditions then shakes off like a dog”

BUT I RAISE YOU THAT DYNAMIC IN A DIFFERENT FONT

Sakusa “eight step skincare routine + a face mask for good measure AND STILL GETS BREAKOUTS” Kiyoomi, and Miya “I rinse my face off with water sometimes and still have perfectly clear skin” Atsumu

[soukokuchild]

Miya "he left me on read when I started flirting" Atsumu vs Sakusa "I realized I'm gay and panicked so bad I forgot to text back" Kiyoomi

[munchcorner]

SakuAtsu Headcanons because I cannot sleep.

[ushouldwatchhaikyuu]

HEY OKAY SO. what about a Sakuatsu fic in which. in which Atsumu somehow ends up going on dates with dudes that never work out but its always bc of the funniest reasons. like one of them didn't have a phone and refused to get one. the other only ate plain rice. the other had a thing with blondes. the other asked him to spike a ball directly to his face. and Sakusa's just sitting there next to him throughout the whole thing. silently and discreetly adjusting his life to make it abundantly clear that those things Would Not happen with him

(e.g he makes sure to have his phone with sound on at all times, mentions he's suddenly interested in trying out many new dishes, starts talking about his exes and all their different haircolors, etc)

[babubunny]

Sakusa having to find new and interesting ways to apologise to Atsumu like:

TikTok credit: tristenagainnnnnn

[obamousse]

Komori loves to scream in celebration or upon hearing good news. He's not loud, but excessive screaming and hollering is his way of being loose and celebrating. The problem is, he always try to find a reason to celebrate. Others think he's optimistic or a party animal, real ones know it's to release the screaming he had repressed and to drink up alcohol he craves all year for pr.

Komori: I am attracted to~ Sakusa: Komori: Say it. Sakusa: Miya Atsumu. Komori: MIYA ATSUMU

Komori: Who proposed to you? Suna: You already know who is it, Komori-san. Komori: I don't (lying). Say it for the team. Suna: Fine. Osamu. Komori, screaming in unison with new players: OSAMU *pops champagne*

Yes he's the biggest Sakuatsu and Osasuna shipper. Why do you ask?

[cten0phora]

kiyoomi who, if he doesn’t get the right reaction from people after doing something nice for them, then is actually very upset over it even if its trivial

‘i don’t know why i bother’ typa thing

[raisunomii]

Atsumu Miya most doting boyfriend in the world. Kiyoomi doesn't know what he did to deserve this and it sends him spiraling sometimes. It's hard to think you're worthy of love when your boyfriend is the most beautiful thing on the planet. Atsumu makes him chocolate chip cookies and kisses him on the nose when he wakes up. Kiyoomi's in a constant state of distress (except when tsumu kisses his forehead)